Poundland Special: My Lovely Catwoman Hedgehog Tea Set | Ashens
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- Опубліковано 17 вер 2016
- Poundland Special time again - with some potato-shaped joy from DC Comics, some horrible lights, a lovely horse, a scary brush and a method for breaking your television.
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Ashens, the only man to explain how LED ornaments work, then immediately forgets and goes into caveman mode.
Cheapo!
I missed that special Poundland special voice.
Same.....
Pound land videos are my favorite videos. That and when people mail him weird stuff. Shame he isn't taking mailed items anymore.
Maybe because his house is full of too much tat and he'll need to get rid of it all...somehow by selling it.
Or rotten food
Did he say that? I must have missed that
I like how much more sinister Pound Empire sounds.
Dominating the world by selling it crappy toys, led by their commander Dark Invader.
Sounds like a porn movie distributor.
I really hope "Save Me, Superman" becomes a regular joke in Poundland Specials.
*small recorder intensifies*
My only dream is one day Ashens finds his movie/book at poundland. Bring everything full circle
A gift for you my friend! watch?v=M6KMGfmI5UA
Go to about the 8:45 mark of this mid 2015 Ashens video! ;) Enjoy.
Me to
But a cheap knock off version
@@Bendy8376 You to what
I'm pretty sure he'd have to give permission to the publisher to sell them at Poundland, and nobody's going to willingly sell a book for a pound.
Maybe if they got ahold of a bunch of "unsold and destroyed" copies with the front cover ripped off, but that's illegal.
pound empire sounds like an adult website
I saw the tea set
Not to be confused with any Crush websites
Well Poundland too if you think about it.
"Hey baby, want me to take ya to poundland?"
Who would have guessed?, it actually is
come on ashens, smacking a solar light and can't figure out why it keeps turning off 😑
be nice! he's getting on, in years. XD
The dick ripping was intense
Came from sips huh?
You caught me 😂
I came on sips, do I count?
"Joel??? Joel.... have you been buying bootleg robocop toys?"
"He is a cop. He is a Robert..."
*"Joeeeeeel!"*
Is that a Vinesauce joel reference in an ashens comment section
@@Aetharn its amazing.
I am genuinely brokenhearted right now because I started trying to look up the hedgehog as soon as I saw it and they cost $5-$8 minimum stateside. If they had them at dollar stores here, I would completely drop a C-note on an army of a hundred rotting, undead, blank-eyed hedgehogs staring into the night as the highlight of my Halloween decor this year. Maybe not the most fiscally responsible choice, but if you ask me, you just can't put a price on the nightmares of children.
Well played.
Well at least you can get 20 of them. Maybe it could be made up for by mangling them a bit further?
I thought about filling my porch with them to weird out the neighbors. Day or night, they'd be confused.
If I'm going to spend a Poundland hundo*, I will settle for nothing less than the Poundland hundo in return. I'm afraid I'll just have to find the most unintentionally horrifying thing available for cheap this side of the pond.
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*I'm aware exchange rates would make it fall short of the solid triple digits anyway, but a man can dream
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you know one of those dc eggs will almost certainly show up in a loot crate sooner or later, it's inevitable
My Lovely Horse: Bestiality is magic
it IS, isn't it? XD
Although, its not ripping off MLP:FIM.
Yes it appears to be generation 3.0
I will now flog myself for knowing that.
So long as they're JRH;NBR I don't see what the problem is.
MistaCheez What does that mean *googles*
OH GOD.
This is exactly what I subscribed for, Ashens slapping a hedgehog.
I collect Catwoman stuff, and even I wouldn't want that egg thing.
Damn, that throwback with the Superman recorder.
On the planet Pound World lies the mystical Pound Land governed by the elite Pound Empire, and so continues the pound saga...
MasterJay There's a shop near me called Pound Planet 😂
sounds like a bad porn film
I wonder if bootleggers speak in this messed up bootlegged language;
for example, if somebody were to say, "I'm pregnant", the bootleggers would say it like " I be very happy vomit baby time" or something or other. Leave a random sentence in the bootlegged language below so I can see them!
No, I do not be in the do of the reply make comment on the UA-cam website.
super fun action force time for work!
I cannot make a bootleg sentence of, "I like masturbating". Any help?
+Rich Punani super happy fun lotion tissue action force!!
+Phantom Nice job.
The TV wall mount is actually really good, no problems so far...
Never mind... It fell in the middle of the night.
Paul Boyle I like that you took the time to come back and let people know it eventually fell.
@@PmBoyle is the tv okay??
@@PmBoyle :O
'Vivid and great in style.'
Anyone else having flashbacks to the walking skeleton dinosaur?
I don't know if you noticed Ashens, but in the case of the hedgehog even the ON-OFF inscriptions were upside down...that is how grotesque it was :D
They made it on purpose to make the 'on' position spell 'NO' as in 'NO! don't ever use it, dispose it in the nearest trash bin where it belongs'
that's a joke Ashens once made.
i am a manager of a poundland and i fully agree with every comment ashens makes lol
I'm intrigued.
reddit AMA
Tempted to buy him 49 more hedgehogs
He will not let that Superman joke die anytime soon, will he.
he clearly doesnt remember what happened the last time he used a "superhero summoning device"
FUCK. NO.
HE IS A ROBOT
HE IS A COP
HE IS A ROBOCOP
HE IS A ROBOCOP
THEY SHOT HIS HEAD IN
AND HE WAS DEADIN'
NOW HE IS A ROBOCOP
"Save me superman! ....Damn you superman!"
DC cinematic universe in a nutshell.
There is actually a species of frog that has a clear belly, it is a type of glass frog. There is also the tadpole that Polwag was based on having see-through skin where you can see the spiral intestines.
I've got it:
Take that hedgehog, and color it blue...
... roll it around at the speed of sound...
With places to go, gotta follow his rainbow.
Make sure that danger is lurking around every turn.
Guess what lies ahead, only one way to find out...
Don't do it! You'll awaken 80% of the angry community in Deviantart.
Whenever you use the Batman V Superman flute (which I'm still having a hard time believing is real) I keep expecting Eli to burst in dressed in a poor man's Superman costume.
And then instead of saving you, he tells you about his top 5 shapes of vaginas.
Wish granted. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Or Barry.
Matthew BR Sims I like watching them in a superman costume.
your upload times are one of the reasons my sleeping pattern is fucked. and I don't mind in the slightest.
lol so fucking agreed it's 3:20am and I'm watching pound land comedy.. hmm
its 9:25 PM where i am
I live in UK and the time is 2:30 am
In Puerto Rico is 9:33 PM 😂
In Australia it is 11:39 am
The hedgehog is solar powered right? It would make sense that it comes on AT NIGHT.
At night @o@
Ashens just did not get that it has a light sensor. He wasnt 100% woke up i think :D
SOlar panel charges during the day, light sensor turns it on at night,
Which Stuart did explain.
It doesn't actually need a proper light sensor, the solar panel is effectively one as it goes through a transistor which turns on when not enough power goes to the gate, making it start drawing power from the battery to the LEDs
"One pound TV wall mount"
Only works with TVs weighing up to one pound!
They didn't even rip of the current generation My Little Pony... that one was from the early 2000s.
niche expertise that actually comes in handy...
Well Ashens did say that he had it for a few years, so that thing could be a bit older than you think it is...
Crimson Trax
Hmm that is true.
Probably because the current generation of My Little Pony is a joke.
And it wasn't a joke before?
This is the earliest I've ever been for a video
+Rinspired
Super Man Flute! Up, Up, and absolutely fucking useless!
I think you can summon that really weird Indian version of Superman with it.
only if you play the right tune
pretty girl on youtube comments. must comment because I am a lonely man.
That's a joke by the way.
anyone else wonder if he has ever seen a solar light before?
7:50 the onion is glum cause he received the horse as a gift
I started singing my lovely horse in my head as soon as I saw that box
Hey Ashens, the hedgehog has a light sensor that turns the light off when you expose it to light. Sorry man
I'm retarded. Maybe I should finish the video first.
Dont worry, you are still the brightest Banana I know.
Technically the little charge control IC uses the solar cell as the sensor, if it detects it's not charging it knows it's dark. That was a LDR isn't needed so the bill of material is reduced.
That's why it only works at night
He noticed it himself banana.
You know its a ashens video when it gets uploaded at 2:30 in the morning
ashens the reason the hedgehog lights when you tap it is that you briefly cover the solar power cell. you see it only comes on at night when it goes dark and charges in day from light. so it's not broken and doesn't need tapping.
Beat me to it.
No, as soon as he read the instructions, he put his hand over the panel several times, showing that he realized it only stayed on in the dark, then tossed it aside.
Anyone else hyped for the next Halloween special?
Always
+Kyle Hurd ooh yes, I hope there's going to be another Advent Calendar series with Dan xD
yeah
The hype is real!
I just hope theres an advent calandrr this year.
that image is going to be the wallpaper of every computer in every school within 3 days
"Badly moulded, low quality, damaged and so dirty I don't really want it in the house."
You just quoted my CV.
Ashens uploads so slowly that he should change the channel name to
_rashens_
*loud groan*
Fweed
Ooo BB u liek it wen i werk it lyk dat?
Delirus Innominata i came
*****
No it isn't.
Delirus Innominata Come on, it' Stuart Ashen.
another poundland special!!! whoop whoop
+CashDown This Poundland special was 100% better than the lootcrate unboxing video as Stuart Assens didn't make a low key jab at a DC Universe film.
Sleep can wait
Low jab? Most DC films suck major ass.
Mate what is it with DC fanboys and their conspiracy theories, the movies are shit deal with it.
+Snarfindorf
I only found Suicide Squad So Okay, It's Average at best and meh at worst. But I do kinda agree that Warner and DC need to re-think their Cinematic Universe if they're going to compete with Disney and Marvel. Maybe develop some of the characters and not gloss over minor characters like Katana.
Wow the toys are better than DCs current movies.
You could say that about the dc movies nowadays.
My American friend recently came over and I took her to pound land and gave her an ashens description of products 😂✌️🤘
8:55 - Finally, a woman worthy of being consort to Chef Excellence!
What does Stuart do with all of the shit from Poundland after the video is over?
He throws most of the shit in the trash shortly after filming the videos, and only keeps the few items he finds interesting or high quality. He stated this in one of his videos, but, sorry, I don't remember which one.
+Thick Skull Movies That's always been my headcanon. Ashens increases his power level by gathering a bunch of tat and recording it on video as a way to vaguely analyze the "total quality value" each item contains before absorbing the ones that meet the proper standards later. And that one day, when he's finally reached Level 9001, he'll take over the world.
Blends it up and eats it
+xXRezzXx lololololololol
it goes under the sofa cushions which doubles as a landfill.
"Vivid and great in style" from the My Lovely Horse jumped out at me for a reason: it's the same non sequitur of a catchphrase they used on that clockwork dinosaur skeleton you reviewed in another Poundland Special several years ago.
Christ, I need to get out more.
YES YES MY LOVELY HORSE THAT WAS THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT OF THANK YOU
I was waiting for the Father Ted reference and I was not disappointed.
Why do I get the feeling that someday, all of the Pound Land/Empire items he's been insulting relentlessly over the years are going to come to life in the middle of the night, and murder him in his sleep?.. .-.
Because you have looked into their eyes and seen what demons lie dormant within them.
Sort of like episode 100 of AVGN
I was waiting for an end clip of the terrifying lights illuminating, staring deep into my soul.
I was left disappointed.
When Ashens pulled out My Lovely Horse, I hoped the song was coming! I was not disappointed.
Jamie wouldn't let me buy the Queen of Clean despite the fact she matches our kitchen and looks super classy.
Greetings from Romania, Ashens ! It is 4:30AM here and you just made my morning/night much better !
damn you, Superman, why do you never come when Ashens needs you? he played the tune and everything...
I'm liking that the Superman recorder is now a running gag. XD
vivid and great in style
I've got an idea, why not do a poundland special about the best things you can get for a pound.
What? No, because that would actually be useful...
You have broken the ashens laws
cos there isn't any
The winning spot would probably go to two 50 pence coins.
I know he's mentioned some of the good stuff, like batteries and name brand food/candy, at the end of one of these episodes a while back. a whole episode of cool pound store finds would be neat though.
We were selling those Queen of Clean things where I work, but they had actual plastic torsos and arms, which made them look "better" but it also made them completely useless as brushes, not to mention the fact that they cost $3 each. As far as I know, we didn't sell a single one and they just took up space on a shelf for a month.
the most excellent 2024 Rewatch of Dr Ashens video catalogue
twenty past two, Stuart? wow m8! hilarious video as ever of course
I had one of those sort of tea sets as I kid and I absolutely adored t lmfao. I've always loved teeny things like that and mine actually came with a teapot. I think I also really liked the clinking noise they made when hit together.
Ashens, was never a little girl, LOL, so he can't imagine what purpose a teeny tiny tea set like this would serve. A younger me would have used it for playing with Barbies.
I had one of those horrible butterfly creature camping lamps as a child!! I loved it, I'd bring it out with me all the time!!!
thank you ashens for your always entertaining videos!
give Barry the tea set so he can have one of his ridiculously small dinners...
That cat potato looks like Morgana from Persona 5
The wall mount had a link to youtube for online assembly instructions.
Not that you need a video tutorial for that, but I really love the idea of other brands doing that!
those nemo cups are hilarious. they'd make fine shot glasses i'd presume.
I think the pink thing is a firefly.. they do indeed have translucent abdomen, that are chemoluminescent
You should send that butterfly lantern to Demolition Ranch so he could put a .50 Cal round through it.
Had that tea set when I was a kid, surprisingly, I do have both my eyes.
your poundland specials are generally the funniest
I'm surprised Hasbro isnt kicking your door down for the MLP ripoff thing.
They would go (if at anyone) at the dan Chinese who knocked off that older MLP figure...
I'm surprised the Bronies aren't in full force out to kill Ashens for possessing such a monstrosity.
You mean those damn Chinese who develop, manufacture, transport and test 100% of Hasbro products?
Because there are actually mature ones who can clearly tell this is just some random tat in the world that Ashens got sent for comedy purposes
Brony=/=Mature Sorry. It just doesn't work.
An excellent upload
Vivid and great in style! It has returned
Thanks for reminding me of Father Ted, I've got to binge that show again some time.
love the father ted reference there pall
literaly hardly anyone I know knows what father ted id
the tunnel of goats.
ireland no points
The beast of Craggy Island will come for you
please rise for our national anthem
jimmy fiddler *over intercom* A child has become lodged in the tunnel of goats, may we please have a nurse to the tunnel of goats please
*I watch that show too much* :)
They've got a spider baby!
I had a tea set like the dory one but it was little mermaid. Couldn't see anything on the images. I think I still have it somewhere.
I could watch Ashens slap a plastic hedgehog forever.
This is my video. I was born here, by the breath of our god, Ashens.
You don't know how lucky you are having Poundland in the UK _(or after Brexit - 'the Kingdom formally known as United')_ or 99 Cent stores in the US
Yes product quality is extremely low but everything in the store is the same price and it's really cheap.
Down here in Australia we have Discount Store chains, one of which is even called *Dollar Tree* _(false advertising much?)_, but none of them have a uniform low price, they might as well be high-end stores when you compare the prices.
One store I was in last week had those exact same Hedgehog-Garden-Solar-Lights for $14.95-AUD which is equal to £8.79 or $19.61-USD!
The closest thing we have to _'$1 Stores'_ are the Japanese *Daiso* stores where 99% of their stock is $2.80-AUD.
Those DC soft toys are still better than Batman vs Superman or the Man of Steel movies.
OMG "my lovely horse" on Father Ted was the funniest thing ever!!!!
I don't know why, bur whenever Stuart uses the flute, I expect an appearance of the Silver Skull.
This episode features Ashens beating a fake hedgehog so it eyes light up
omg XD When i saw my lovely horse I was laughing to myself because of the father ted episode,
I never really expected you to know it, I thought Father Ted was just and Irish thing and people outside of Ireland wouldn't get it..
_Down with this sort of thing! Careful now!_
***** XD lol thats my favourite episode!
***** Well, that's news to me ted!
Toffeeman oh yeah XD that ones a classic
just passing through while perusing the internet. Your humor is quite snarky and funny. Really enjoyed it.
Hahaha That Father Ted song cracked me up!
The hedgehog seems "broken" because it has a light sensor. putting your hand over it or angling it away from the light activates the sensor. Come on Ashens.
Did Superman come for tea?
WOOHOO! Poundland special is truly special.
watching him smack the shit out of a plastic hedgehog was amazing lol 😂😉
fucking clicked the wrong emoji fuck I'm just trying to be cool
Ashens, the solar panel has a light sensor on it so when you cover it, it lights up. It's not broke. Haha
Wouldnt it be great if superman actually arrived next video with some bad excuse why he is 3 days late?
Ashens has given me life
been here scince 80,000 subscribers and i havent been watching for a while but now i have come back and it looks amazing your channel has grown so much
does ashes just have toys and shit strewn about his house?
yes
Birdie McChicken figured
He gets it sent to him by weird guys on the internet.
MrTohawk "Why do people keep sending me this crap?!" - Ashens, probably.
father ted is the best
When he said "What can you really buy for one pound in this day and age." An ad for Origin PCs came up. Couldn't be more wrong.
I'm pretty sure I had a my lovely horse or two growing up. I didn't even know what my little pony was at the time, but plenty of people would go at length about their own toy pony collections with huge smiles on their faces.
Then they'd look closer at the my lovely horse and frown.