I like to think that all that's happening is the airport and dock workers of Tropico are simply boarding the import ships/planes and plastering a giant "Made in Tropico" sticker on the shipping crates before letting them leave for their new destinations. This is clearly one of Penultimo's plans. "Presidente! I have a brilliant idea! All we have to do is buy cheap goods from other people, then slap a fake sticker on them that says they were carefully handcrafted here in Tropico! Then we can sell it as luxury goods! No one will ever know the difference!" Its just missing a mission to print paper for the labels. Also, the new spiffified stock images are incredible.
Exactly what Vietnam did with Made In China goods when Stable Genius put up his China tariff. Biden haven't revoked it yet, so the good times continues.
If you think about it this is basically Amazon Island. They only buy stuff up at wholesale then sell it at crazy marked up prices. All they did was provide the shipping and act as the intermediary in the exchange.
@@p00bix No, but those commodities can ruin entire local economies. Amazon has basically crippled most retail mom and pop shops, it was the straw that broke their back, as if corporates like Walmart and Target didn't do it well enough. Local economy will matter a LOT more than national, in almost every way.
To be fair, importing goods to sell them at better prices is a tactic intended by the game devs, (there's a solo mission based on that in fact). Absuing the system to it's limit and over to the point of absurdity like you are doing.. not so much.
Oh god, "Anyway stock market video on saturday..." On Sunday; "Nobody knows how they got on the market, but Yorkshire tea is selling for three times the price of gold per lb."-bloomberg
This is basically Spiff becoming the VOC by "buying" nutmeg and other spices for dirt cheap from Banda Islands and selling it at an exorbitant rate in European and other Markets in the 1600s.
This is sheer genius, I have done some of these tricks, but "Spiffy" really showed me a number of things I did not know. Now Tropico is no longer a game of constant toiling and building for me, it has actually become more fun. I can hardly wait to try this in conjunction with tourists, that should be a real hoot!
What level of education do you think someone need to work in an aiport IRL? It's not that high. Also, working as a librarian require a college degre IRL.
@@fortusvictus8297 well the building produces knowledge, and i don’t think uneducated people produce a lot of knowledge compare to educated ones, in theory
@@Phantomthief98 In a public library nearly every job is basically a stocking job. Put this inventory in this place, process the checkout, these checkins, put books on shelves, receive new books, keep magazines in order, sweep the floors, clean the bathrooms ect. Managers of a public library rarely work in the library itself and are often political appointments. School libraries are run by teachers.
@@fortusvictus8297 i know but as i said, in a game logic, if you produce knowledge, you need educated people. a library in tropico doesn't have the same role as a public library in reality
@@rrobucksthehuman9186 it started at useless and was mostly massive scam by being marketed as parallel to the east India company and run as snowball system.
Actually, that is what modern world trading system in reality running with, cargo isn't really worth a dime for decades but base on people that willing to market them as.
Bulgaria did something like this during the Cold War. It was buying oil from Iraq and Libya (countries who can't trade with the West) and then selling it to the western countries for profit. The currency used was US dollars. The country itself used soviet oil for its needs, as it wasn't the same quality to be sold and had a contract to import it anyway at fixed price.
t4 best was soap operas. you built a giant apartment area, and a tv station in the middle, a fire station other side. you had ladies pumping out kids and watching tv all day, not only covered the housing costs, electricity and all, it made a profit. then the rum start: launch nuclear bomb, get cash for it, build 2 rum, 4 sugar, hire foreign workers, sell rum. that and oil was the top in 95% of maps.
Thank you for this, been a long time viewer but this is the first one of your builds I tried. I don’t have the DLC so I couldn’t do entrepreneur or the cargo airport but everything else worked like a charm. Super fun build thanks man :).
@@MichaelJ44 well we are in the north hemisphere and in america xD Thou be proud of knowing about this shthole at all ahahahah i know ppl that doesnt even know that this country exists
Reminds me of a real situation in Russia. You see, we're currently cut off some European goods as salmon and cheese (probably Yorkshire tea as well). But SUDDENLY Belorussia started exporting its famous salmon and gorgonzola cheese and it is considered perfectly legal since they're not a part of EP.
UA-cam Staff 1: "Oh god, he's going to post another UA-cam exploit! Quick what parts are broken?" UA-cam Staff 2: *clicking furiously* "It's all broken!"
Honestly the best economy tutorial for tropico 6. I have never had money problems playing tropico 6 after implementing this to my economy, and usually make 50,000+ per year just from the trading.
@@thespiffingbrit "my quirk is perfectly balanced. By loving La Brava, she loves me back, starting a power exploit glitch that allows me to beat this kid".
In the game soda dungeon 2, the in game clock runs off your computers and their is a coin you can either pay for or wait 24hrs for a max bank of which you can buy stuff with... So now apparently I’m in 2030🤠
It's not really unintended when there's a faction in the game that literally encourages you to make money this way, is it? And if you start from the colonial era, you have to survive all the way to the modern age to attempt to do it. Not to mention you still need a large amount of money at the start to play the game purely this way (which is kind of a reflection of the real world, sadly), which means that if you play with less starting money, you still have to make money the old fashioned way at first.
You seem to be someone that likes to play with the big boys and takes himself way too seriously. This channel is first and foremost an entertainment channel, he's not exactly teaching exploits, he simply sets up games to unearth certain exploits. Everybody knows that what you said here, it's just not relevant to the video.
I am writing from 10.000km away, from Turkey! We also love El Presidente's regime!? :D :D :D I'm calling our president "El Perez" for last 10 years. :D You know, your El Perez, and our El Perez have a nice relationship. Did you know that, our El Perez signed an agreement with your El Perez to grow wheat in Venezuela?! But here is the thing: Venezuela is allready importing 55% of it's wheat and flour need from Turkey. That is very normal, because as I know Venezuela's climate is not good for wheat production. cacao, corn, sugar cane would be ok; but wheat? Oh geez... :D :D
Tropico is so simple game, yet so complicated. Your way of playing buy for dollar, sell for two or three, mine is trying to reach autarky by making shit ton of different industries and third guy probably got his own way, thats why i love it so much
Dude literally found a way to make infinite money. Man, if only this could be applied in real life. I need to hire Spiff Co. to create infinite money...
I mean, that's why they put in place regulations that you're not allowed to use bots for trading. Within milliseconds buy stocks that go down and sell as soon as they go up again. Essentially creating money from thin air.
for anyone actually about to use this in game, don't start with it right off the bat, get a safe industry such as boats/cigars/rum and then build the neccesary buildings for this strategy off that industry
So, I just realized you could literally do this in real life too. All you need to do is find a product that is produced in country A that has a trade ban with country B, buy said desired products from county A, then sell said products at a markup to country B. Now, this may be illegal in some cases, so make sure you do your research, but this could be a decent side hustle for some people. Shoot, you don't even need to necessarily buy trade banned stuff, you could literally just find a country that doesn't import a brand's product and sell it online. There's probably more to it than just buying the products and selling it on Ebay (a lot of those products say "Not for individual resale") so do at your own risk. This isn't financial advise. Do your own research to make sure you won't get in trouble.
WE LOVE YOU SPIFF AND YOUR IMPECCABLE MORALS EVEN MORE THAN TEA OR THE QUEEN. SACRILEGE PERHAPS BUT TRUE NEVERTHELESS!! how is ''organ donor #1''doing these days, btw???
Technically, what you're doing is just real world economics. It's the same thing that Amazon and other retailers do. Import cheap products at a discounted rate and proceed to sell them with a marked up price. Should be called "The Glorious Country of Wal-Mart"
I'm a Dave that drinks coffee in the states, but regardless of that amazing fact.. Just wanted to tell you that it is a pleasure to listen to you riff on games. You are fricken hilarious. Gday govna.
You know, while this sounds insane and you generally don't get goods for free that you can sell for a fortune, there are some weird real world trading too. Norway like herring so they fish herring. They freeze and ship it to China who cans it and export it to Norway... Which kinda makes me wonder if China have hired Spiff to handle some of their trade deals (or possibly one of the villains from Captain Planet, this is also money out of nowhere with a big pollution as a bonus). I mean, when Norway is the biggest importer of Norwegian herring, something fishy is going on and it is just one example of oddities in real world trading, you can find plenty of them.
lies. Russia not import shellfish. they make their own from second hand snails.
Boris cyka where is my babushka
what a strange world we live in
Life of Boris?! what are you doing here Comrade!
Boris comrade good to see you here
The main man is here!
A Caribbean island just became the world’s middle man.
Um, ever heard of cocaine?
*Bermuda and the Cayman Islands rubbing hands together gleefully*
@@hereforthefreewater yeah,no. Cocaine isn't from the Caribbean.
@@Torlik11 yeah, no, a middle man isnt a manufacturer.
Welo it worked for panama in real life
The new custom personalized versions of the "stock" images are *chef kiss*
I was thinking more people would talk about it
What do you mean?
They are *perfectly balanced*
UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits. 🤪
They are rather spiffing
I like to think that all that's happening is the airport and dock workers of Tropico are simply boarding the import ships/planes and plastering a giant "Made in Tropico" sticker on the shipping crates before letting them leave for their new destinations. This is clearly one of Penultimo's plans.
"Presidente! I have a brilliant idea! All we have to do is buy cheap goods from other people, then slap a fake sticker on them that says they were carefully handcrafted here in Tropico! Then we can sell it as luxury goods! No one will ever know the difference!"
Its just missing a mission to print paper for the labels.
Also, the new spiffified stock images are incredible.
That should be a legit Tropico 6 scenario
@@Sorcerer86pt Isn't it already ? I remeber there being one of the scenario being based on import.
Exactly what Vietnam did with Made In China goods when Stable Genius put up his China tariff. Biden haven't revoked it yet, so the good times continues.
That is why you always listen to penultimo
I tried tropico products, and it was good, I feel, a happier, healthier man, sincerely, an honest citizen.
If you think about it this is basically Amazon Island. They only buy stuff up at wholesale then sell it at crazy marked up prices. All they did was provide the shipping and act as the intermediary in the exchange.
Sometimes even actively forcing lower prices to get more Profit.
Either they sell at the low price or Lose the giant market behind Amazon.
And that's no mean feat! Commodities don't transport themselves
Retail
@@p00bix certainly
@@p00bix No, but those commodities can ruin entire local economies. Amazon has basically crippled most retail mom and pop shops, it was the straw that broke their back, as if corporates like Walmart and Target didn't do it well enough. Local economy will matter a LOT more than national, in almost every way.
To be fair, Venezuela is not known to make the best financial decisions...
When the hyperinflation is so bad you don’t trade but just takes people hostage and makes them build giant stautes
@@thespiffingbrit *GAS GAS GAS*
(I'm gonna step on the gas)
As a venezuelan, I feel very identified
If they have traded Oil will be more hilarious.
@@thespiffingbrit laughs in the USSR-Pepsi fleet trade
Can’t wait for the eventual “IRL free nuclear weapon glitch” video
It’s easy, just kill a few people and keep the president of USA hostage you can get whatever you want
@@thespiffingbrit 5million subscriber nuke giveaway??
@@floosh1730 You're now 100% on a watchlist lmfao
@@floosh1730 yep definitely watchlisted lol
@@thespiffingbrit better yet find the missing plutonium device in the glacial flood in Uttarakhand !
“If you feel you might lose an election you can always decide not to have one.”
Trump should take notes.
@@thecoldhardtruth2986 he did
Burma has entered the chat
Too soon
@@thecoldhardtruth2986 Everything's A-okay now that we got Biden!
Spiffing Brit has learned the secrets of the Retail Industry. Well done.
@@TaikaJamppa Similar here except it was culinary (seafood in particular) the price gouging with shellfish was more cut-throat than a bookie's office.
To be fair, importing goods to sell them at better prices is a tactic intended by the game devs, (there's a solo mission based on that in fact). Absuing the system to it's limit and over to the point of absurdity like you are doing.. not so much.
Although it's very much in the spirit of the game!
I just love how his stock fotos slowly but surely become fanart
Some of the new ones are pretty good!
I had the same thought today! Great minds ✌️
Cargo plane: "I got that stuff you ordered."
Brit: "Excellent! No, don't bother taking it off the plane, it's going to Russia."
That's how we reduce labor costs
Airplanes are a perfectly balanced game with no exploits. ✈️
@@john-paulsilke893 nobody tell Wendover
No bother getting it off, it’s going straight back where it came from lmao
"Greatest war crime simulator on the market"
Rimworld: *sad organ harvesting noises*
lots of games are war crime sims, usually when i get nukes in civ5 the global population drops by a few billion over the next year or two
@Dr Dingo Same sound as you hear after selling them to random caravans and trading ships
I Love smell of organ harvesting in the morning. Now sorry i'm gonna kick antigrain warhead.
@@cameronmoore4061 laughs in gandhi getting them first.
Meanwhile, Dwarf Fortress there was a thread about committing genocide against merpeople because their bones are worth 6000☼
Total War as stock market, Tropico as stock market ... someone seems to be training for something big.
💎 👐
'the wall street stock market exchange is perfectly balanced with no exploits'
Imagine being a Russian / American crewman on one of those ships seeing the locals just carry shellfish from the American to the Russian Ship
While the government still slap fighting each other
This is very common in Hong Kong before Ukraine war whether you believe or not.
"Am I a joke to you?" (Crewman after waisting several month of work)
Basically becoming Netherlands, combined with buying stuff from aliexpress and relisting them on ebay and amazon.
Not Aliexpress, Alibaba. Aliexpress has elevated costs because you aren't being forced to buy in bulk.
what we didnt make money like this in our golden age.....
*VOC intensifies*
'One of the greatest war crime simulators out there'
*stellaris crying in the distance*
Well it's not that bad since those scummy Xenos aren't people :)
he did say "one of"
Made by the same guys ... Paradox interactive...
@@AaronShenghao Tropico isn't Paradox.
Can’t be charged with a crime if there’s no one to enforce the laws. ;)
The STOCK MARKET IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS
If he doesn't make a video about that I'm going mix my cup of Yorkshire tea with coffee and drink it
That’s on Saturday according to Spiff in another comment
When you realize that Intel has more than a 100% markup on its products. And that is just one example that RL is a perfectly balanced game.
@@leonfa259 Can confirm, retailing chinese products is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits
If you added offshore offices you could buff exports by another 25% for the late and mid game commodities
Any game: *exists*
Spiff: perfectly balanced, as all things should be
"WE don't want well off people here, because well off people start demanding things." Too close to home spiff old chap, too close to home 😭
Oh my god Spiff is using Totally Balanced Art's art
Noice
Noice
Oh god, "Anyway stock market video on saturday..." On Sunday; "Nobody knows how they got on the market, but Yorkshire tea is selling for three times the price of gold per lb."-bloomberg
LMAO :)
Only three times? Nah!
I died laughing here. wow
Actually playing “The Netherlands Simulator”
Our whole economy thrives on import and export
This is basically Spiff becoming the VOC by "buying" nutmeg and other spices for dirt cheap from Banda Islands and selling it at an exorbitant rate in European and other Markets in the 1600s.
Until they created futures markets for tulip bulbs and the whole thing went tits-up
So basically, you're running a smuggling empire helping buyers around the world buy things from other places while dodging import duties.
money laundering check
bribery check
I see no problem here
Real pirates of the Carribbean
Nah, the Cayman Islands are the real pirates of the Caribbean
Pirate empire
Hey! I was the guy on Reddit who discovered this and recommended it! Great video!
As an actual venezuelan, Venezuela giving free stuff away looks about right.
guns?
@@satakrionkryptomortis oil, free heating oil to the poor in the Bronx/NY and yes, guns to the farc/eln guerrillas, etc, etc, etc. Maldito sea chávez
Not pog?
I feel you bro
I like the idea of the stock photos slowly being replaced with more “spiffing” pictures tbh
This is sheer genius, I have done some of these tricks, but "Spiffy" really showed me a number of things I did not know.
Now Tropico is no longer a game of constant toiling and building for me, it has actually become more fun.
I can hardly wait to try this in conjunction with tourists, that should be a real hoot!
Spiff: *lowers corruption to 5.96 and rounds down*
"its at five :)"
Education required to work at a library: Highschool
Education required to work at an airport: *Uneducated*
What level of education do you think someone need to work in an aiport IRL? It's not that high. Also, working as a librarian require a college degre IRL.
@@Torlik11 Not at a public library it doesn't. You are thinking about a 'school librarian' which is supposed to be a teaching position.
@@fortusvictus8297 well the building produces knowledge, and i don’t think uneducated people produce a lot of knowledge compare to educated ones, in theory
@@Phantomthief98 In a public library nearly every job is basically a stocking job. Put this inventory in this place, process the checkout, these checkins, put books on shelves, receive new books, keep magazines in order, sweep the floors, clean the bathrooms ect.
Managers of a public library rarely work in the library itself and are often political appointments. School libraries are run by teachers.
@@fortusvictus8297 i know but as i said, in a game logic, if you produce knowledge, you need educated people. a library in tropico doesn't have the same role as a public library in reality
so basically Singapore, Hong Kong and the Netherlands
Don't forget the biggest trading company in history: The British Empire.
@@flyingcat812 or the "south see company" under the same umbrella
@@fionafiona1146 didn’t that one couse a massive scam basically?
Uh i think the VOC was the biggest
@@rrobucksthehuman9186 it started at useless and was mostly massive scam by being marketed as parallel to the east India company and run as snowball system.
Actually, that is what modern world trading system in reality running with, cargo isn't really worth a dime for decades but base on people that willing to market them as.
Bulgaria did something like this during the Cold War. It was buying oil from Iraq and Libya (countries who can't trade with the West) and then selling it to the western countries for profit. The currency used was US dollars. The country itself used soviet oil for its needs, as it wasn't the same quality to be sold and had a contract to import it anyway at fixed price.
How have I not subscribed before? This is the British let's game it out and it's awesome. Currently my 2 fav creators
A man of culture
I'm almost disappointed he didn't find a way to get it to the point he had above a 100% discount on imports.
But I am completely disappointed. This is a new low for Spiff
Spiff: "Hey [INSERT COUNTRY HERE] can I guy some goods?"
Country: "Yeah how much money are you gonna pay us?"
Spiff: "No no, you're going to pay me."
I doubt the game could do that. At most it might trigger an integer overflow and require Spif to pay the maximum amount to import it.
day one of asking for THE STOCK MARKET IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS
Coming saturday
"We only have 13 people that qualify as well off"
*One named Sergio Ramos*
What?
3:44
Lol
basically just slapping a supreme sticker on it and sending it back, i don't see any issue here.
I watched this in the morning with my coff...TEA.
I called into work to play Tropico 6. Completely broke the game. 11/10.
The stock images are evolving. What's next Reanu Keeves?
Have to Love Spiffing Brit’s influence, everyone posting polls now
Definitely going to implement some of this into my current island. Nothing extreme, just a nice new "side-job"...hope it hasn't been fixed by now.
doing it right now and still works. Got my island from max 30k to million
- Cyber operation center (mkt manipulation)
- El Presidente trait
- Custom office mode (reduce import taxes)
- Custom office upgrade (tax evasion)
- Custom office upgrade (high budget)
- Globa Mkt Economy (edict)
- Caribbean trade lact association (edict)
- Extra Docks (more ships)
- Cargo airport(even more trades)
- Bank (just because)
- Use Mkt manipulation
It’s kind of broken, but you can make a ton of money other ways in the tropics games. Like cash crops or tourism
t4 best was soap operas. you built a giant apartment area, and a tv station in the middle, a fire station other side. you had ladies pumping out kids and watching tv all day, not only covered the housing costs, electricity and all, it made a profit.
then the rum start: launch nuclear bomb, get cash for it, build 2 rum, 4 sugar, hire foreign workers, sell rum. that and oil was the top in 95% of maps.
Your pretty much crossing out the "Made in" thing and putting in your own country and its beautiful
Thank you for this, been a long time viewer but this is the first one of your builds I tried. I don’t have the DLC so I couldn’t do entrepreneur or the cargo airport but everything else worked like a charm. Super fun build thanks man :).
do you know what DLC you need?
I'm pretty sure this is how the economy of a certain state on the north american continents works since the nineties.
Answering straight from Cuba.....it is how is supossed to work...but it doesnt work ahahahaha
Mf I din know Cuba was North America I’m stupid
@@MichaelJ44 well we are in the north hemisphere and in america xD
Thou be proud of knowing about this shthole at all ahahahah i know ppl that doesnt even know that this country exists
Reminds me of a real situation in Russia. You see, we're currently cut off some European goods as salmon and cheese (probably Yorkshire tea as well). But SUDDENLY Belorussia started exporting its famous salmon and gorgonzola cheese and it is considered perfectly legal since they're not a part of EP.
14:00 FYI: that is actually a thing in world trade. It is called dropshipping.
UA-cam Staff 1: "Oh god, he's going to post another UA-cam exploit! Quick what parts are broken?"
UA-cam Staff 2: *clicking furiously* "It's all broken!"
Lately spiffs channel has just turned into a stock market guide
Give it a minute for him to play with the real stock market for a bit
I had forgotten how pleasant it is to hear Spiff say "banana." Damn, that's a nice banana.
Honestly the best economy tutorial for tropico 6. I have never had money problems playing tropico 6 after implementing this to my economy, and usually make 50,000+ per year just from the trading.
Nobody:
The Spiffing Brit: Let's Break Every Game Economy in Existence
My Hero Academia's Gentle Villain, reminds me of Spiff so much
100-Stat-Crossover time?
@@thespiffingbrit "my quirk is perfectly balanced. By loving La Brava, she loves me back, starting a power exploit glitch that allows me to beat this kid".
So does La Brava do all the work and Spiff just sip tea and talk? Well done Spiff
@@thespiffingbrit Totally balanced, as all things should be...
Spiff plays Fallout 4- turns it into an Amazon warehouse for infinite exp.
Spiff plays Tropico 6- turns it into the Amazon corporation.
Spiff Be like "I was a businessman... doing business"
I love how half way through the video he already has 73%+ profit per trade
I enjoy the Spiff-ified stock photos. Very nice.
In the game soda dungeon 2, the in game clock runs off your computers and their is a coin you can either pay for or wait 24hrs for a max bank of which you can buy stuff with... So now apparently I’m in 2030🤠
A bunch of F2P android games use the phone's clock for timers, so if you manually change the clock, you can skip cool downs and whatnot.
"I am such a potato"
-Spiff, 2021
"stocks video out soon" - spiff
This is exactly what I expected
The fan art is awesome, the one at 54 secs with the queen in the background is great, kudos to the artist.
I love how this is basically SimCity but with the ability to commit tax evasion and market fraud
Love the new customized, totally balanced, Spiffing Brit paintings inspired by the reaction pictures.
It's not really unintended when there's a faction in the game that literally encourages you to make money this way, is it? And if you start from the colonial era, you have to survive all the way to the modern age to attempt to do it. Not to mention you still need a large amount of money at the start to play the game purely this way (which is kind of a reflection of the real world, sadly), which means that if you play with less starting money, you still have to make money the old fashioned way at first.
If you start in modern times 200k isn't huge
@@makemoreloli3296 It is huge compared to other starting money options.
Its not that hard to get into modern era, usually by WW era i have like 500k in the treasury without even saving for cold war. CW era is plain easy
Just like real life... The hardest part is choosing to be born to the right parents...
You seem to be someone that likes to play with the big boys and takes himself way too seriously. This channel is first and foremost an entertainment channel, he's not exactly teaching exploits, he simply sets up games to unearth certain exploits.
Everybody knows that what you said here, it's just not relevant to the video.
Alternate Title: "How does Dropshipping work? Explained in Tropico 6!"
If this keeps up the whole world will be drinking the most perfectly balanced tea in the world. Congrats on getting 2 million subscribers.
Grown in Argentina, packed in Tropico
That first trade really showed off Spiff's shellfish nature.
"The standard stuff"
"Free healthcare"
*freedom music stops*
As it should be
Ah, perfection
Yes, as a Venezuelan, we love El Presidente's regime!
I am writing from 10.000km away, from Turkey! We also love El Presidente's regime!? :D :D :D I'm calling our president "El Perez" for last 10 years. :D
You know, your El Perez, and our El Perez have a nice relationship. Did you know that, our El Perez signed an agreement with your El Perez to grow wheat in Venezuela?! But here is the thing: Venezuela is allready importing 55% of it's wheat and flour need from Turkey. That is very normal, because as I know Venezuela's climate is not good for wheat production. cacao, corn, sugar cane would be ok; but wheat? Oh geez... :D :D
You are easily one of my favorite content creators out there. Thank you for always bringing a laugh as you break the hell out of everything you play
I wasn't expecting the wholesome message at the mid point. Deserves another mug of tea
Everyone here talking about IRL Stock Market Exploits, meanwhile I'm wondering when Spiff will come out with the perfectly balanced DNA exploit.
"Humanity is a perfectly balanced game"
Make horrific nightmare creatures that do your every bidding!
@@ninteythree93 I mean, I was going for curing cancer and super humans but right on for your ideals
@@13lbaseball I demand catgirls
Be white invest heavily into symmetric features. Pretty simple.
Spif: "It's perfectly balanced."
New viewers: "I don't think that means what you think it means..."
"Sir, why don't WE just sell the stuff for big profits?"
"Why don't YOU shut up."
Since I started watching this channel about 5-6 months ago my cpm (cups of tea per minute) went from 0 to about 2
Tropico is so simple game, yet so complicated. Your way of playing buy for dollar, sell for two or three, mine is trying to reach autarky by making shit ton of different industries and third guy probably got his own way, thats why i love it so much
Tropico was the SimCity I wanted in the 80s! ❤
Dude literally found a way to make infinite money. Man, if only this could be applied in real life. I need to hire Spiff Co. to create infinite money...
Just wait till his the stocks are a perfectly balanced system with no exploits video
The market mechanism is preventing this instantaneously. Such prices would correct themselves pretty fast in reality.
I mean, that's why they put in place regulations that you're not allowed to use bots for trading. Within milliseconds buy stocks that go down and sell as soon as they go up again. Essentially creating money from thin air.
@@Twistedcrescendo U know bots are legal but controled. If u wipe all traders from Wallstreet u get army of bots who trade with another
"One of the best war crime simulators on the market"
*Rimworld would like to know your location.*
"One of"
@@Known_as_The_Ghost "the best"
@@t-rex1488
Yeah?
That has little relevancy to my point, as "One of" is still in the sentence.
Goodbye.
for anyone actually about to use this in game, don't start with it right off the bat, get a safe industry such as boats/cigars/rum and then build the neccesary buildings for this strategy off that industry
this is the pinnacle of dude-bro entrepreneurship. well done
That moment you're given a small country, and you open a shipping company.
"UA-cam is a perfect balanced game with no exploits"- spiffing brit 2021
"Britain's economy is a perfectly balanced things with no exploits" spiffing Brit 2028 just before the economic crash that lead to World anarchy
@@octotitan4574 indeed
I'm still waiting for a 105% discount on imports where they actually pay you to take them.
Ive tested trying to get past -100%. It doesnt work sadly
"I'm literally giving this stuff away!"
god I love the spiffed up stock images. congratulations on 2 million
So, I just realized you could literally do this in real life too. All you need to do is find a product that is produced in country A that has a trade ban with country B, buy said desired products from county A, then sell said products at a markup to country B.
Now, this may be illegal in some cases, so make sure you do your research, but this could be a decent side hustle for some people.
Shoot, you don't even need to necessarily buy trade banned stuff, you could literally just find a country that doesn't import a brand's product and sell it online. There's probably more to it than just buying the products and selling it on Ebay (a lot of those products say "Not for individual resale") so do at your own risk.
This isn't financial advise. Do your own research to make sure you won't get in trouble.
I love how many people know him and he only has two million
WE LOVE YOU SPIFF AND YOUR IMPECCABLE MORALS EVEN MORE THAN TEA OR THE QUEEN. SACRILEGE PERHAPS BUT TRUE NEVERTHELESS!! how is ''organ donor #1''doing these days, btw???
Technically, what you're doing is just real world economics. It's the same thing that Amazon and other retailers do. Import cheap products at a discounted rate and proceed to sell them with a marked up price. Should be called "The Glorious Country of Wal-Mart"
I'm a Dave that drinks coffee in the states, but regardless of that amazing fact.. Just wanted to tell you that it is a pleasure to listen to you riff on games. You are fricken hilarious. Gday govna.
Congrats on 2M! Your content is superior. Cheers from New York.
You know, while this sounds insane and you generally don't get goods for free that you can sell for a fortune, there are some weird real world trading too.
Norway like herring so they fish herring. They freeze and ship it to China who cans it and export it to Norway... Which kinda makes me wonder if China have hired Spiff to handle some of their trade deals (or possibly one of the villains from Captain Planet, this is also money out of nowhere with a big pollution as a bonus).
I mean, when Norway is the biggest importer of Norwegian herring, something fishy is going on and it is just one example of oddities in real world trading, you can find plenty of them.
Spiff have you ever “played” a video game in the traditional sense?
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Oh, but there are. Having rich parents is like a bonus chest
Gratz on 2mill, loving the content