COLONIAL MARINES ACHIEVEMENTS were NOT what you'd expect! - The Achievement Grind

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  • @thesonofjazzy_
    @thesonofjazzy_  Рік тому +92

    What other terrible game should we maybe cover in the future?

    • @EmbryThePopplio
      @EmbryThePopplio Рік тому +14

      Wolfenstein young-blood? it was a very boring grind

    • @renerivera9715
      @renerivera9715 Рік тому +6

      How about biomutant is not terrible but is grindy

    • @renerivera9715
      @renerivera9715 Рік тому +2

      @@EmbryThePopplio he has to play first the wolfenstein franchise

    • @tyukogames
      @tyukogames Рік тому +3

      Horison The Fo4biden West is a good game but the achivements are boring af (finish the game and voila)

    • @GodLike715
      @GodLike715 Рік тому

      did u put in the patch for the game

  • @harvzgames9622
    @harvzgames9622 Рік тому +471

    Fun fact about the game, the AI is so buggy because there was 1 spelling mistake, it was supposed to say Tether but the programmer said teather (or other way round don't remember off top of my head). But thats why the AI is scuffed. Doesnt fix all other bugs though

    • @korhol2065
      @korhol2065 Рік тому +18

      And no one bothered to at least double check the code?

    • @bathtubanarchy
      @bathtubanarchy Рік тому +74

      The development of this game is an interesting story in what not to do.
      Gearbox were prioritising developing their own projects over this, so they outsourced a lot of it. The studio it was primarily outsourced to was given surprisingly little to work with considering how long Gearbox was "developing" it. Some assets and some poorly optimised graphical effects that would be later discarded for performance reasons. That studio then had to deal with inference from Gearbox & the game's publisher Sega requesting changes and having to discard chunks of their work and do it again. That studio's work would make up 25-50% of the final product depending on who you ask.
      Gearbox eventually took the game back in house saying they were unhappy with the outsourced developer, and because it was Not Good, asked Sega for an extension, but Sega said no because it had already been delayed multiple times.
      So Gearbox now has about nine months to finish it after pissing away so much time, which is not a lot. It was one of the longest rush jobs in gaming.

    • @Matthew-jb4cc
      @Matthew-jb4cc Рік тому +10

      Oh yeah, I remember a lot of people covering that news back in the day. It was and is still a bit funny.

    • @StrengthScholar0
      @StrengthScholar0 Рік тому +20

      ​​​​​@@korhol2065It's much easier to make this kind of mistake than you would imagine. It's very hard to pin down a single misspelled word in potentially tens of thousands of lines of code. With that being said, it's inexcusable for a professional project of this scale; especially when you don't even know that's what's causing the problem. My guess is that they assumed the AI was inherently poorly written instead of thinking it was an actual bug. They still completely deserve the criticism either way.

    • @Kylel0519
      @Kylel0519 Рік тому +3

      I thought it was a missed semi-colon?

  • @riluexe
    @riluexe Рік тому +28

    The multiplayer achievements were fun and Im happy I was able to help :D The fact that 27:39 me and FireBow had the same idea still makes me chuckle😂

  • @danieldancza6171
    @danieldancza6171 Рік тому +106

    The multiplayer grinds were an absolute blast, that's for sure!
    Oh and I'll gladly stunlock you with that shotgun tazer anytime lmao

  • @relaluu9966
    @relaluu9966 Рік тому +28

    “I think I’ll call him bob…. moments later bob is dismembered” this bit had me dying!

    • @Weak_Texas
      @Weak_Texas Рік тому +2

      I'm fairly sure it's a reference to James May's our man in Japan where he catches an octopus tonne turned into food

  • @epic1527
    @epic1527 Рік тому +92

    Eager to see the grind for Gollum 😂

  • @renerivera9715
    @renerivera9715 Рік тому +54

    Now I gotta be honest this game was the first alien game I ever played I got it when I was 12 years old and I enjoyed it when I was in middle school not knowing that nobody like it

    • @caincy9694
      @caincy9694 Рік тому +3

      Same. I actually loved the game lol

  • @SydneySighs
    @SydneySighs Рік тому +7

    I remember I found an old disc of this game a few years ago and played splitscreen with one of my friends and had a blast trying to kill each other

  • @its_renren7292
    @its_renren7292 Рік тому +9

    it is so cool to see you revive this game's multiplayer, kudos to ya Jazzy and kudos to this community!

  • @xxlharvesterlxx2121
    @xxlharvesterlxx2121 Рік тому +21

    I absolutely love when Jazzy uploads

  • @cassweatherwax9559
    @cassweatherwax9559 Рік тому +4

    27:41 is a true cinematic experience lmfao, truly incredible. the timing especially.

    • @riluexe
      @riluexe Рік тому +1

      For 1 second me and FireBow shared the same brain cell 😂😂

  • @NeonBlacklightTH
    @NeonBlacklightTH Рік тому +2

    0:00 My Little Spitter, My Little Spitter~ You'll Always Be In My HeaaaAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!!

  • @korhol2065
    @korhol2065 Рік тому +13

    I’d say you definitely deserve a distinguished service medal for 100% this game’s achievements without using a SAM so we don’t have to

  • @KushyCouch
    @KushyCouch Рік тому +7

    You should try either High on Life or Bramble: The Mountain King for an achievement grind. High on Life was an absolute blast and can be done in one or two playthroughs. Bramble would be a bit harder but it’s a unique and good time.

  • @senatorarmstrong6280
    @senatorarmstrong6280 Рік тому +13

    Amazing video as always jazzy! Nothing like keeping a zeno as a pet lol. I hope to see you cover death stranding one day!

  • @voicetale
    @voicetale Рік тому +2

    Jazzy this episode came out on a day I desperately needed joy. A that time of the month started today and I have been dealing with a cramp all day, so it's glad to have a episode.

  • @immortalstrife8546
    @immortalstrife8546 Рік тому +3

    Although this game is not bad, seeing you play through banjo Kazooie awoke the need in me for you to do a video on my favorite childhood game medievil! It's a very fun game and I remember it being decently challenging! Maybe worth a look!

  • @unknownquest1162
    @unknownquest1162 Рік тому +7

    this is a absolute treat of a video awesome video jazzy keep up the great work

  • @EphemeraEssays
    @EphemeraEssays Рік тому

    Off topic but I really appreciate you putting in the extra work to subtitle these so well! It's really appreciated ❤

  • @heyiamtalkinoverhere
    @heyiamtalkinoverhere Рік тому +4

    21:55 XENO SCUM, EAT FLAMER- Unnamed Space Marine, 42023 AD

  • @donnurk3523
    @donnurk3523 Рік тому +4

    oh man, i remember this game, loved this game when i played with my friends.

  • @larsopalka3175
    @larsopalka3175 Рік тому +3

    Maaan, how innocent we were back then, when a buggy, half baked shooter that looks like last gen was considered the worst game ever made. Now that does kind of just sound like Redfall. I feel like today Colonial Marines wouldn't even be able to break the top 50 of worst games ever made.

  • @ApolloSnip3s
    @ApolloSnip3s Рік тому +6

    will say the intro caught me off guard, Jazzy went and got himself a Ailen Pet

  • @Vital_was_taken
    @Vital_was_taken Рік тому +1

    Finally, someone who gave an honest opinion on this game. And seeing you play it made me realize how awful I was at it when I played it as a kid with my cousin, and how little I improved. Nevertheless, I just enjoyed shooting aliens.

  • @SuperMandibleclaw
    @SuperMandibleclaw Рік тому +1

    Looks at the MP lobby *Look ma, it's me!"

  • @anxiousshinobi3655
    @anxiousshinobi3655 Рік тому +1

    you should try more indie games like "rewind or die". they maybe short but the care put into it is something to commend

  • @thebends1029
    @thebends1029 Рік тому +1

    Man I'm not gonna lie, I love this game so much, much love man❤

  • @X_Ov3R-_-Ki11
    @X_Ov3R-_-Ki11 Рік тому +1

    Great video with a bit of Cockney slang thrown in😂👍🏼

  • @Dinosaurman34
    @Dinosaurman34 Рік тому +1

    It’s no AvP but I still live colonial marines.
    A nice simple shooter

  • @DadGamingLtd
    @DadGamingLtd Рік тому

    2:43, that soldier is absolutely just chilling and enjoying himself, going by his facial expression...

  • @robertweiss3462
    @robertweiss3462 Рік тому

    Ahh, ACM! welcome to the shared pain, comrade! When I closed the game on steam, it would immediately restart itself. It took a solid 2 minutes of spam clicking the stop game button on steam to fully exit.

  • @lewisarmitage9020
    @lewisarmitage9020 Рік тому +1

    A lot of trophy/achievement UA-camrs treat the trophies like a shopping list and talk about them in sequence while barely talking about the game itself. Sometimes I've seen videos skip the entire campaign and just show the trophy pop-ups, what's the point in that?
    Your videos are so good because you'll go through the game's story and gameplay too, so it's more of your personal experience with the game, rather than a bland list of trophy pop-ups. Really looking forward to the Fallout videos, would like to see Skyrim too.

  • @DadGamingLtd
    @DadGamingLtd Рік тому +1

    Great vid Jazzy.
    Is there any plans for a DMC5 grind? That would be a video worth watching

  • @matthewrobinson3048
    @matthewrobinson3048 Рік тому

    Legit right when you said something about dishonored, I pulled the video down to browse some other vids, and the first vid I saw was a dishonored challenge run.

  • @RareQuestGiver
    @RareQuestGiver Рік тому +3

    I got my true moment of fame: 27:23

    • @JazzyWazzak
      @JazzyWazzak Рік тому

      Well deserved Luna, still got 14 minutes left though xx

  • @AugmentedLizard
    @AugmentedLizard Рік тому

    I remember playing this as a Kid, i loved it for some reason, mostly the 'Horror' level

  • @blakemiller2923
    @blakemiller2923 Рік тому +2

    Alright a new video I'm so excited!!!!

  • @plasmaguardian21
    @plasmaguardian21 Рік тому +1

    I’d recommend Library of Ruina, it’s not a terrible game though. It’s a very difficult card battler and the only game made by its creators with achievements! It has a gripping story, fun game mechanics, and just all around a great time!

  • @PlatinumROB_91
    @PlatinumROB_91 Рік тому +1

    Another great vid Jazzy!

  • @Felunya
    @Felunya Рік тому +1

    Another week, another awesome video :)

  • @judge1778
    @judge1778 Рік тому +1

    Not a terrible game, but in fact one of my personal favorites. Could you grind a game called Brutal Legends

  • @Mooseshovel
    @Mooseshovel Рік тому

    Its still hilarious to me that the audio for the pulse rifle sounded like you were firing in bursts because i assume they ripped that sound straight out of the movie

  • @talon9487
    @talon9487 Рік тому +3

    Anyone else think putting him through the torture of DBD achievements would be hilarious?😂

    • @thesonofjazzy_
      @thesonofjazzy_  Рік тому +9

      Already got most of them unfortunately, 4,500 hours on that game, ive suffered enough... 😂

    • @yvesdado9545
      @yvesdado9545 Рік тому

      ​@@thesonofjazzy_suffer some more then :)

  • @hayloren2977
    @hayloren2977 Рік тому +1

    have you thought about playing Metal Gear Rising: Revengance? its one of my favorite games and i would love to see you struggle to grind it. i cant wait to see this... amazing... game!

    • @thesonofjazzy_
      @thesonofjazzy_  Рік тому +2

      Definitely, however for Metal Gear im going to be waiting for the new collection to come out so I can hopefully cover the entire series! :)

  • @ELPMCFlashFrame
    @ELPMCFlashFrame Рік тому

    So I can give you a couple of anecdotes regarding some of issues the overall player base suffered with this game as I picked it up day 1 on pc back when it initially came out, some people have already covered the Peacn.ini file typo glitch which misspells "Tether" to "Teather" and breaks Xeno pathing... which is really the most egregious bug that helps make the game far easier than was intended, and resulted in VERY stupid xenomorph AI that would get hung up on objects and stuff.
    Ignoring the dev promises and all that, there's the fact they redirected funds intended for A:CM to finish up Borderlands.
    After the game released, despite them never pushing a patch to fix the ini file bug, they did release a SHIFT code from Randy Pitchford that added 1 single marine customization emblem for your armor "Friend of Gearbox"... which kinda poured salt in the wound. There was also a bug for quite some time that manifested on some people's systems where you could shut the game down, and it'd instantly relaunch itself from steam until you killed steam as a process via task manager.
    There was also the fact that for an ALIENS game, it felt like you had to fight too many WY PMC's... granted the base campaign is basically 3 xeno exclusive levels, 3 pmc exclusive levels, and 3 levels of mixed xeno/merc forces... so the breakdown isn't that over the top for fighting humans, but a lot of people found it quite frustrating given the mercs weaponry is hit scan.
    It's interesting you mention you feel the game looks like a PS2 game... I disagree as it very obviously has that PS3/360 era feel to it, but it's interesting you mention that, as it was back on the PS2 where the initial concepts for Aliens: Colonial Marines started and it was originally being developed for PS2, but that initial project got scrapped before Gearbox took on the job.
    Ultimately I just wanted to say, a great video from someone who missed out on this at the time... and frankly, you're right, it's not the worst game, and it's got a little bit of charm to it, but it's a low tier CoD clone with an ALIENS skin at the end of the day. Fun for a bit of xeno hunting, but get's old fast... just be glad you didn't pay a full 60USD for it like I did.

  • @chrisscott8166
    @chrisscott8166 Рік тому +1

    Love the video!

  • @woldoorsockbat5087
    @woldoorsockbat5087 Рік тому

    "There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844-1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?" - this is the longest achievement name I have ever seen - Cookie Clicker

  • @yoogrldude
    @yoogrldude Рік тому

    I know it’s not a big triple a game, but one of my fave games is just getting a sequel coming out on the 12th, so if you feel like playing Oxenfree, even though it’s definitely more indie narrative game than speedrun/grind kind of stuff, I’d love to see your thoughts on it!

  • @5FmUke
    @5FmUke Рік тому +1

    Got the collection for $5, its fun even with the bugs😂

  • @Odious_illustration
    @Odious_illustration Рік тому +2

    HELL YEAH!

  • @schools6555
    @schools6555 Рік тому

    I only have a few more challenges left to get the last trophy needed for the Platinum trophy and that is the distinguished service medal trophy, it seems impossible now!

  • @joshuatanner3588
    @joshuatanner3588 Рік тому +2

    I think you should go and play hi-fi rush. It's a great rythem based action game and I enjoyed every second of the campaign. I haven't 100% the game and don't think I'm going to, I'm not that kind of person.

  • @Zerog65
    @Zerog65 Рік тому

    I randomly want to play this again. I havnt ever since the game came out the first time

  • @zern_0
    @zern_0 Рік тому +2

    GOOD VIDEO

  • @aussiefella4668
    @aussiefella4668 Рік тому +1

    I really enjoyed this game as a kid

  • @Knifeswipe
    @Knifeswipe Рік тому

    played this now they HAVE to play Alien VS Pred for the xbox [where you can play as all 3 races] that game was my childhood

  • @dantelqs2998
    @dantelqs2998 Рік тому

    Jazzy finding the F button is not the flashlight like most people did, should be a rite of initiation for everyone playing this game.

  • @Snoogen11
    @Snoogen11 Рік тому

    This game is such a meme that me and my friends always play it at least once a year in april, for april fools.

  • @mr.mushbrain
    @mr.mushbrain Рік тому

    If you wanna continue down the Alien Route I think Alien Isolation would be a fun challenge you could look into, it is genuinely an amazing game and I can promise you that the challenge for not dying once is easily one of the hardest challenges any gamer can attempt to complete

  • @thegaminggamer2896
    @thegaminggamer2896 Рік тому

    I really loved this game its was really a core part of my early gaming years

  • @mr.baller8299
    @mr.baller8299 Рік тому +2

    How did you get the footage of me crawling out of my room for a bag of chips?

  • @rainbowhero8132
    @rainbowhero8132 Рік тому

    This is a suggestion for an achievement grind, sayanora wild hearts, all achievements are riddles.
    Also the face huggers are easier in single player, in coop they actually are a threat

  • @Haluu_
    @Haluu_ Рік тому

    I feel like the 2nd level was just a big reference to aliens (the 2nd alien movie)

  • @JackTheStrippr
    @JackTheStrippr Рік тому

    I find this game to be an absolute blast. Me and my brother had a fuckin riot with this game even tho I don’t think we ever beat it. It may not be the best story wise, voice acting wise, and AI wise, but personally I think it’s great at just being a fun game

  • @NeoLotex
    @NeoLotex Рік тому

    From what I've seen I agree with you, it was somewhere in the middle, neither good nor bad, but as someone who is fond of the Alien franchise it was probably a pretty big letdown, comparable to how Conviction was for Splinter Cell fans, RE6 for Resident Evil fans or Last of Us part II for fans of the first game. In my opinion none of the aforementioned were bad in their own right, but depending on your expectations they could all feel like a letdown.

  • @SaltyRocksPew
    @SaltyRocksPew Рік тому

    I want to see more aliens playing leap-alien

  • @empyreIRL
    @empyreIRL Рік тому

    i loved this game when it came out. i know all of its faults, and they are reason enough to not like it - but me and my friends would have an absolute blast shooting xenomorphs back then

  • @Gattaii
    @Gattaii Рік тому

    redfall and gollum making this game seem like a masterpiece

  • @brownhard
    @brownhard Рік тому +1

    Another game you can play thats bad is Gollum. I think that game will fit very well on your channel

  • @brendongrant58
    @brendongrant58 Рік тому

    this is my childhood game i have seen all of the movies

  • @Hayali617
    @Hayali617 Рік тому +1

    is there any chance you'll try to grind out the achievements in the hotline miami games ?

  • @crazedrabbyt221
    @crazedrabbyt221 Рік тому

    I loved this game as a kid. But I dont think I ever got past the sewer section..damn

  • @HenryMyth
    @HenryMyth Рік тому

    Kinda surprised at how good this game still looks on PC. Animations aren’t bad either.

  • @clockwork1349
    @clockwork1349 Рік тому

    While not a bad game, i think the xcom 2 or xcom chimera squad would be interesting to watch you grind

  • @crusafix2238
    @crusafix2238 Рік тому +1

    I'd reccomend doing the tomb raider series

  • @guilhermedom2228
    @guilhermedom2228 Рік тому

    You could also try Alien Vs. Predator, 3 campaings, Human, Alien and Predator, and if you can revive the multiplayer, is kind fun

  • @PersonallyAngry357
    @PersonallyAngry357 Рік тому

    Aliens fireteam elite is a pretty good multiplayer aliens game I never dealt with bugs or anything so if you want a good aliens game I definitely recommend that one

  • @Bamboo_bazooka
    @Bamboo_bazooka Рік тому

    considering you recently beat B&K on here I'd be up for seeing Jak and Daxter

  • @memealorianyoustalk8962
    @memealorianyoustalk8962 Рік тому +1

    Jazzy’s content is unmatched even when compared to Mr. Beast

  • @Skrall_
    @Skrall_ Рік тому

    excited for the fallout games :3 platinumed NV & 4. would have done 3 too if i had it on ps back then :D

  • @StoneCardinal45
    @StoneCardinal45 Рік тому

    25:14 its collating not coming XD its cool though

  • @zuda9124
    @zuda9124 Рік тому

    I'm so curious about what games you finish with 100% Achievement
    can you show your steam profile or link maybe ?

  • @DStrormer
    @DStrormer Рік тому

    Super excited to hear you're gonna take on Fallout. I hope you get Dark Souls too.
    As for terrible games, I mean there's Brütal Legend.

    • @LiveMajimaReaction
      @LiveMajimaReaction Рік тому

      How dare you call brütal legend a terrible game. I mean it is terrible but it loops back around to being funny in my opinion

  • @zelg.5551
    @zelg.5551 Рік тому

    They had a decade to iron out the bugs, so of course it's nowhere near as bad as it initially was. I remember playing through this mess on PS3 at launch and it was a miserable experience.

  • @MrDarkSidius
    @MrDarkSidius Рік тому

    I believe, they now fixed typo, and AI is better, then it was. Before, xenomorphs just run at at you in a straight line, only using walls in scripted parts

  • @mastersplinter3796
    @mastersplinter3796 Рік тому

    i say the next game you should do is aliens vs predator 2010, its not bad you can play as alien, marine, or predator,nightmare difficulty is 3-5 bullets has alien ur dead along with restarting ur current mission with no checkpoints

  • @HauntedT
    @HauntedT Рік тому

    Loving the longer videos, but if this is the max length for a vid you want to do why not do another multi vid grind for skyrim?

  • @Void_Maestro
    @Void_Maestro Рік тому

    Given your a fan of Dishonored, you should give Aragmai 1 or 2 a try and see about 100%ing those games

  • @The_headless_one
    @The_headless_one Рік тому +1

    Please do a video the on aliens VS predator game

  • @zacharycornman977
    @zacharycornman977 Рік тому

    Since you just did an Aliens game, how about Aliens Dark Decent. It’s a great game that just came out and would like to see it succeed.

  • @swankshire6939
    @swankshire6939 Рік тому +3

    I'd love to see you play the earlier Xbox 360 era aliens vs predator game. I had 3 campaigns, 1 per species and the multiplayer was just like this game but was better with the 3 species and way better mechanics

  • @bobbyboswell13
    @bobbyboswell13 Рік тому

    funny enough i actually did the same thing with sonic 06 played it with zero bugs and enjoyed it was super shocked that people hated it though i will say the stupidest bug i saw was that if you stopped holding a direction on loop de loops you stop moving like who stops holding the controls?

  • @nah3239
    @nah3239 Рік тому

    If there’s achievements for it fear and hunger it’s an easy game to grind and is very fast :)

  • @WorldGoods
    @WorldGoods Рік тому

    If you doing this on pc there is a fix for the code to fix the ai

  • @WewosGaming
    @WewosGaming 11 місяців тому

    Oh i love your dog! What breed is he?

  • @Grasher134
    @Grasher134 Рік тому

    You can see this review on the steam charts lol

  • @SolidCatto
    @SolidCatto Рік тому

    played it when i was a kid and i enjoyed it. Was a fan of aliens (and still am) of the alien movies, and as a kid playing and fighting alone one of the main characters from the movies? That was sick, even thinking back n the game i dont really mind the retcon, the newer movies kinda fuck the stories anyway lmao.

  • @JackMagee-o4h
    @JackMagee-o4h 8 місяців тому

    You should play Alien vs predator (AVP) Such a good game, you have three campaign, one for the humans, the Aliens, and the predators, so good and so fun seeing how all three fight and try to survive

    • @thesonofjazzy_
      @thesonofjazzy_  8 місяців тому

      I thought about that, but I think I read that A LOT of the achievements aren't obtainable anymore... Imma double check now.

  • @Arrowthorne
    @Arrowthorne Рік тому

    Personally as someone who got this game Day1 all I could feel was disappointment. The game had some great ideas and added some nice extras into the Aliens universe, such as the extended weapons you can use, but it was weighed down with buggy code, extremely poor graphics, and a split vision in my opinion.

  • @skyren4514
    @skyren4514 Рік тому

    I actually enjoyed the game a bit when I first tried it

    • @fightsquid7151
      @fightsquid7151 Рік тому

      It looks really fun, especially for Aliens movie fans!