Isaac the Afghan Jew heals a Tajik soldier's wife

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  • Опубліковано 26 лип 2007
  • Cabal in Kabul: a documentary comedy by Dan Alexe. Coming out in theaters in Paris on October 17.

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  • @JacobOman-qb1lm
    @JacobOman-qb1lm 2 місяці тому +552

    Zabulon was right he’s a scoundrel lmfao

    • @ophirbactrius8285
      @ophirbactrius8285 2 місяці тому +62

      Also no wonder why Zabulon hissed triple goy toward him because he really in enthusiastic when doing treatment to Afghani non jews.

    • @at5297
      @at5297 2 місяці тому +40

      I reckon Isaac conned Zebulon years ago, and he's still pissed off about it.

    • @garcalej
      @garcalej 2 місяці тому

      “What are you up to over there, you old wizard?!?”
      “Shut up, Zabulon! Nobody wants to hear your wretched voice!”
      “Don’t buy anything from him!! He is a fraud! A cheat! A liar! The devil take his tongue!”
      “The devil wipe his ass with yours, windbag!”

    • @urdadthatleftfouryearsago4835
      @urdadthatleftfouryearsago4835 2 місяці тому

      Pimp! Old scoundrel!
      -Zabulon

    • @besteyldz6601
      @besteyldz6601 2 місяці тому

      @@at5297 how do you know that?

  • @besteyldz6601
    @besteyldz6601 2 місяці тому +464

    Turns out Zabulon was right 😂

    • @ainz2579
      @ainz2579 2 місяці тому +46

      Yeah i thought he was insane one but dude is actually a scammer

    • @annihilation777
      @annihilation777 2 місяці тому +30

      Sorcerer!

    • @misterkefir
      @misterkefir 2 місяці тому +8

      lmao
      seriously though!

    • @HASHHASSIN
      @HASHHASSIN 2 місяці тому +6

      @besteyldz6601 I heard it is very common practice in Turkey.

    • @besteyldz6601
      @besteyldz6601 2 місяці тому +5

      @@HASHHASSIN it's not

  • @whatever9936tff
    @whatever9936tff Місяць тому +220

    We collectively owe Zebulon an apology

  • @loremipsum3625
    @loremipsum3625 15 днів тому +105

    growing up is realizing that Isaac was the main villain all along

    • @at5297
      @at5297 6 днів тому +1

      Oy vey!

  • @RandomBazooka
    @RandomBazooka 2 місяці тому +339

    I see why Zabulon dissed him so ruthlessly. Man's a menace.

  • @oliverhakim414
    @oliverhakim414 3 роки тому +190

    Never ask Eshaq to write anything down

    • @myjourneytotruth
      @myjourneytotruth 2 роки тому +21

      For a sec the guy accompanying the lady was so afraid for his life like if he was going to get cursed by the old dude for pissing him off 😂

  • @domvader100
    @domvader100 8 днів тому +14

    Bro is trying to heal with asmr

  • @olagh.
    @olagh. 7 років тому +323

    The Old-man really panicked when that guy told him they were gonna stay there till she was cured cuz he knows all his work is pure bull-dust LOL

    • @angerycamel2
      @angerycamel2 2 роки тому +3

      so why he there?

    • @LavarasonJamarIGG
      @LavarasonJamarIGG 2 роки тому +20

      Bro stop disrespecting him

    • @dudefrombelgium
      @dudefrombelgium 2 місяці тому +6

      @user-oi2zd9zv5k Not or anything. Learn to have basic respect for your fellow human, even if that human is bitter, you must try to be good.

    • @LoyalOpposition
      @LoyalOpposition 2 місяці тому +7

      Right. He went from "12 days" to "OK, we can do it now"

    • @tgs_10
      @tgs_10 2 місяці тому

      ​@@dudefrombelgiumhes a stupid clown, you guys being like that just cuz hes jew, no matter what all of those people who thinks they can shirk the god they all are CLOWNS

  • @m-d716
    @m-d716 2 місяці тому +75

    Isaac got the legendary Afghan anger 😡 😂 . Don’t ask Isaac to write anything he will pick on all panjsheris 😅

  • @human.786
    @human.786 9 днів тому +11

    That was black magic performed there. And the canlde smoke thing was even more dangerous. Pls don't go to sorcerers don't use amulets. Stay safe.

  • @findnwatch88
    @findnwatch88 14 років тому +211

    Allah just means "God" not "Muslim God". There are lots of Jewish folk songs that praise Allah cause so many of us have lived in Arab lands for so long.

    • @A358M
      @A358M 2 роки тому

      Its ONLY the ignorant American's who believe Allah is a bad word. I asked an American once, how do you say God in other countries? He said, I don't know? God? Only an American. Smh

    • @Rajab25161
      @Rajab25161 2 місяці тому +20

      It's same God of Jews and Muslims

    • @Hamzakilife2004
      @Hamzakilife2004 2 місяці тому +21

      We believe in God of Abraham God of Yunus God of Yusuf God of Muhammad God of Mosa

    • @servicosliturgicosjudaicos6774
      @servicosliturgicosjudaicos6774 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Hamzakilife2004Who is Yunus?

    • @abdullahimohamud4330
      @abdullahimohamud4330 2 місяці тому

      ​@@servicosliturgicosjudaicos6774 Jonah, brother.. there's a chapter in the Quran named after him, Chapter 10 called Yunus.. and Allah praises his people because of their repentance.. You can type Surah 10, and it will Pop up first in Google.. here are some verses of the chapter:
      98- If only there had been a society which believed ˹before seeing the torment˺ and, therefore, benefited from its belief, like the people of Jonah.1 When they believed, We lifted from them the torment of disgrace in this world and allowed them enjoyment for a while.
      99- Had your Lord so willed ˹O Prophet˺, all ˹people˺ on earth would have certainly believed, every single one of them! Would you then force people to become believers?
      100- It is not for any soul to believe except by Allah’s leave, and He will bring His wrath upon those who are unmindful.
      101- Say, ˹O Prophet,˺ “Consider all that is in the heavens and the earth!” Yet neither signs nor warners are of any benefit to those who refuse to believe.
      102- Are they waiting for ˹anything˺ except the same torments that befell those before them? Say, “Keep waiting then! I too am waiting with you.”
      103- Then We saved Our messengers and those who believed. For it is Our duty to save the believers.
      104- Say, ˹O Prophet,˺ “O humanity! If you are in doubt of my faith, then ˹know that˺ I do not worship those ˹idols˺ you worship instead of Allah. But I worship Allah, Who has the power to cause your death. And I have been commanded, ‘Be one of the believers,’
      105- and, ‘Be steadfast in faith in all uprightness, and do not be one of the polytheists,’
      106- and ‘Do not invoke, instead of Allah, what can neither benefit nor harm you-for if you do, then you will certainly be one of the wrongdoers,’
      107- and ‘If Allah touches you with harm, none can undo it except Him. And if He intends good for you, none can withhold His bounty. He grants it to whoever He wills of His servants. And He is the All-Forgiving, Most Merciful.’”
      108- Say, ˹O Prophet,˺ “O humanity! The truth has surely come to you from your Lord. So whoever chooses to be guided, it is only for their own good. And whoever chooses to stray, it is only to their own loss. And I am not a keeper over you.”
      109- And follow what is revealed to you, and be patient until Allah passes His judgment. For He is the Best of Judges.

  • @bukharianboy
    @bukharianboy 14 років тому +123

    He is probably a Bukharian Jew, born in Afghanistan with ancestors from Uzbekistan and other Central Asian countries. A lot of Bukharian Jews escaped to Afghanistan when the Russians took over in the late 19th century and then again when the Soviets took power

    • @omerghorizai6352
      @omerghorizai6352 2 місяці тому +15

      Bukharian Jews are actually Persian Jews who settled there in Bukhara after crossing Afghanistan. The Jews that came and lived in Afghanistan were also Persian Jews so no you're wrong

    • @Abraham-Kaykski-Steinberg
      @Abraham-Kaykski-Steinberg 2 місяці тому +3

      I mean you're both wrong because this is a Mocumentary, it's not even real.

    • @omerghorizai6352
      @omerghorizai6352 2 місяці тому +8

      @@Abraham-Kaykski-Steinberg i don't know about that but the fact is Isaac was a real jew living really in Afghanistan.

    • @openlyracist8055
      @openlyracist8055 2 місяці тому

      ​@@omerghorizai6352You're both wrong, Bukharan jews aren't persian Jews. They're Turkic Jews who actually moved southward with the turkic tribes. Their language is close to Uzebek so they existed in close proximity to the Uzbeks for centuries. The Persian Jews did live near them but the Jews in Afghanistan are Bukharans so this would mean @bukharianboy was closer to the truth. The persian Jews avoided Afghanistan so the Bulharan and Cochins lived there.

    • @alikhanmoazzam
      @alikhanmoazzam 2 місяці тому

      Many then settled in Karachi , Pakistan in 40s 1960s their still a Cemetery..

  • @sagarkalab
    @sagarkalab 2 місяці тому +72

    his husband said he understood everything and seconds later he asks to right down the information so someone at home can read and explain it to them lmao bro indeed Isaac will be angry😂😂

    • @mohammadashrafkhan4737
      @mohammadashrafkhan4737 21 годину тому

      Wrong translation. The husband first thought it takes Isaac 12 days to write (develop) the thing. But then he understood it actually take 12 days to use it. There is no such thing in Afghanistan of writing procedures. That would never come to the guys mind, never. They both speak in a completely different accents. The translator would have to pay close attention to get everything right.

  • @nabiltarantino1202
    @nabiltarantino1202 7 днів тому +22

    "we can't stay here 12 days to watch him sniff tobacco." 😂

  • @UMBUBA
    @UMBUBA 14 років тому +91

    Since both of them Persian no matter jews or tajiks, this traditions go way back to Ancient Persian religion of Zoroastrism, where we used to treat with fire and such.
    Eventually Islam and old zoroastrism traditions got mixed up and this is the result.
    My grandma used to treat me with fire from evil eye!

    • @myjourneytotruth
      @myjourneytotruth 2 роки тому

      Did you have to do something dangerous with the fire or just some old fire jumping like in some cultures

    • @hashirasad2599
      @hashirasad2599 Рік тому

      Ok Johnshit

    • @auroraborealis565
      @auroraborealis565 2 місяці тому +13

      Astagfirullah

    • @InfamousMax
      @InfamousMax 2 місяці тому +1

      my imagination says she burned your eye out and now you are a one-eyed pirate

    • @auroraborealis565
      @auroraborealis565 2 місяці тому +1

      @@InfamousMax huh

  • @Idontcare889
    @Idontcare889 9 днів тому +6

    How the fuck did i get this recommended by YT?? LMAO!!! I love it

  • @al-farsi8738
    @al-farsi8738 2 місяці тому +20

    This Dude was funny as hel.😂

  • @solitudeinarctic787
    @solitudeinarctic787 7 років тому +77

    RIP Isaac...u were a legend.

    • @iTZzEroK
      @iTZzEroK 2 місяці тому +10

      When did he died and how old was he? I’m so sad to hear that, he looks like a good man

    • @ainz2579
      @ainz2579 2 місяці тому +27

      ​@@iTZzEroKbro was actively scamming peopl wdym he seemed like a good guy

    • @numbersstationsarchive194
      @numbersstationsarchive194 2 місяці тому +6

      @@iTZzEroK He was born 1925 and died 2005 aged 80.

    • @Drewsky840
      @Drewsky840 2 місяці тому +8

      He's scamming a sick woman

    • @numbersstationsarchive194
      @numbersstationsarchive194 2 місяці тому +10

      @@Drewsky840 Uhh, in case you haven't noticed, Afghanistan was at the time and still is an extremely poor third world country, the majority of its' citizens don't have immediate access to medical attention. Many times ancient techniques that have been used for thousands of years, as seen in the video, are the next best thing.

  • @Judel100
    @Judel100 15 років тому +83

    Afghan Jews have lived in harmony with their Muslim brethren for thousands of years. There are records of a Jewish presence in Afghanistan from the very beginnings of Islam (7th century). The reason that so many of you confuse this man with a Muslim is that culturally he is Pashtun: he speaks and prays like a Pashtun. Before Islam and Judaism were mutated by the political ideologies of Islamism, Zionism and Arab nationalism the two religions influenced each other greatly.

    • @Rajab25161
      @Rajab25161 2 місяці тому +14

      He's not pashtun but tajik Persian/darri speaking

    • @anomaliesanonymous
      @anomaliesanonymous 2 місяці тому +3

      He prays like a Jew. He prayed in Hebrew and observed the same Holidays that Jews do today and before

    • @starxtahir9254
      @starxtahir9254 2 місяці тому +6

      He isn't pashtoon he doesn't even speak pashto he is Persian

    • @the_odd_cat553
      @the_odd_cat553 28 днів тому

      1. Islam did not change.
      2. Islamism is a nonsense word that has no actual meaning.

  • @pomegranateanaar4353
    @pomegranateanaar4353 6 років тому +56

    Lmfao dissing panjshiris😭😂 luv himmm💕

    • @nagihangot6133
      @nagihangot6133 3 роки тому +4

      Anything to change the subject.

    • @kakuchovie356
      @kakuchovie356 10 днів тому

      i bet your a dirty pashtun. Keep in mind tajiks were ruling your country at this time.

  • @CalCapital92
    @CalCapital92 9 днів тому +14

    What a scoundrel. A sorcerer of the worst kind.

  • @DaPashtoSazAwaz
    @DaPashtoSazAwaz 7 років тому +16

    These guys speak Dari.

    • @sinabx4325
      @sinabx4325 22 дні тому +1

      I'm Iranian and I understand some of the things they say like 70 percent

  • @benjaminbilic7611
    @benjaminbilic7611 2 місяці тому +18

    This man is a Sahir

    • @hantoutoutoutoutrila
      @hantoutoutoutoutrila 2 місяці тому +2

      100 %

    • @bob13513
      @bob13513 26 днів тому +6

      he taught her to curse herself.
      What comes to you of good is from Allah, but what comes to of evil is from yourself (4:79)

  • @topbluffa1
    @topbluffa1 14 років тому +21

    i think the guy doing the ritual belives it to.
    at 3:55 he seems genuinely pissed off that they cant understand it and want him to write it down.

  • @GlobeZoomers
    @GlobeZoomers 8 днів тому +3

    I knew zobulon was right

  • @misterkefir
    @misterkefir 2 місяці тому +4

    I would love to see this full documentary in english.

    • @Drew791
      @Drew791 17 днів тому +3

      It was just uploaded a couple weeks ago. Search “Cabal in Kabul”. A channel named Herma Mora just uploaded the full documentary with the English subtitles.

  • @Judel100
    @Judel100 15 років тому +11

    Plus, the words he tells the lady to recite are Hebrew words.

  • @fasted8468
    @fasted8468 2 місяці тому +1

    What a charming people

  • @brianfarid
    @brianfarid 8 років тому +10

    Where can I buy this film?

  • @StudentOfKnowledge21
    @StudentOfKnowledge21 8 днів тому

    I love Afghan simplicity 😂🫶🏽

  • @rnabo031
    @rnabo031 2 місяці тому +6

    An interesting look into a daily life of a part of the world most of us in the west know little to nothing.

  • @taimoorimranparacha4194
    @taimoorimranparacha4194 2 місяці тому +5

    Whatching him getting angry, haha!

  • @TheAfghan72
    @TheAfghan72 7 років тому +25

    OF course a Tajik would go to a Jew for medical advice -_-

    • @Chloe-eu1op
      @Chloe-eu1op 6 років тому +5

      And why not?

    • @Ali-sh6kh
      @Ali-sh6kh 6 років тому +3

      Afghan Lion,Jews have practiced Medicine freely from Muslim Spain to China.Only uneducated afghans who have a Taliban background would say something stupid like that.

    • @4CelciusDegree
      @4CelciusDegree 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Ali-sh6kh this seems like a medicine to you?

    • @numbersstationsarchive194
      @numbersstationsarchive194 2 місяці тому +12

      @@4CelciusDegree In case you haven't realised yet, Afghanistan is a third world country, the population doesn't always have access to medical care. It doesn't matter whether spiritual healing is "real", placebo is oftentimes effective.

    • @liamsandal6360
      @liamsandal6360 Місяць тому

      @@4CelciusDegree Folk medicine.

  • @florenceamin-popalzai5057
    @florenceamin-popalzai5057 12 років тому +3

    LOL he is very feisty

  • @Alien_A
    @Alien_A 2 місяці тому +10

    It's interesting that it just popped up in the feed, what are you trying to do UA-cam?

    • @endor8witch
      @endor8witch 2 місяці тому +1

      You know they need to reinforce the narrative to gain sympathy for the conflict.

    • @macks397
      @macks397 7 днів тому

      @@endor8witchITS A FKIN FUNNY VIDEO YOU ANTISEMITES ARE INSANE THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ISRAEL PAL WHICH IM ON PAL SIDE

    • @mad576wastaken
      @mad576wastaken 3 дні тому

      ​@@endor8witch If you don't have feel anything for people who are mostly children and women suffering genocide, it may already be too late for you

  • @11UncleBooker22
    @11UncleBooker22 5 років тому +8

    "......then you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, that's what it's all about...."

    • @myjourneytotruth
      @myjourneytotruth 2 роки тому +1

      But make sure to pay before you exit otherwise curses are plenty 😨😂

  • @Revvindevyn
    @Revvindevyn 10 років тому +4

    For all it's worth... I have some respect for the soldier. At 1:05, he actually asked his wife for her opinion. From what I understood, that is quite unusual for the people of the area.
    As for the healer... yeah, he sounded like dick. I know; I'm no expert on the people or the area... but it's my opinion.
    Hope the soldier's wife is doing better, and both are healthy.

    • @Revvindevyn
      @Revvindevyn 9 років тому

      Well, the only information I have to go off of is what I've been told by friends in the Military that have had interactions with people in the region. If you are right in what you say, then the whole culture has my respect. :)
      As I said... it was my understanding, and my opinion. So I was wrong... sue me. LOL

    • @dehechenka
      @dehechenka 7 років тому +6

      its because these people r tajiks, the extremists are pashtuns

    • @mohammadashrafkhan4737
      @mohammadashrafkhan4737 21 годину тому

      I just watched few minutes and then scrolled through comments. This is the second wrong translation. He tells his wife that it takes 12 days to perform this now look at him what he does. He was basically telling his wife to pay close attention. He doesn't ask his wife what we shall we do. The translator is definitely not properly picking he husband's thick accent.

  • @abbasahmady-ih2ir
    @abbasahmady-ih2ir 21 день тому

    Is there a part two? 😂

  • @Kobulione
    @Kobulione 13 років тому +2

    @bnwwf91 ti evrei is Bukhari?

  • @WaddiaS
    @WaddiaS 2 місяці тому +15

    my man was a spiritual 'pir' among Muslims 😃

    • @fatima-jc9kw
      @fatima-jc9kw 2 місяці тому +11

      i came here after watching "two afgan jews fighting toghter".

  • @ajmal25
    @ajmal25 13 років тому +21

    To everyone who thinks negatively about this, 1. Afghan jews are and will always be Afghan. 2. In this 21st century we must be ONE so look beyond his belief. 3. Afghanistan is a country of many different religions and ethnicities so no one is to judge or claim themselves better or superior than the other. Long live a free and united Afghanistan!

    • @the_odd_cat553
      @the_odd_cat553 28 днів тому +2

      Afghanistan is 99% Muslim.
      This guy does magic, that is bad.

  • @katharinahuth4242
    @katharinahuth4242 7 років тому +11

    ba khoda Ishaq Levy, video besyor khub hast . They speak Dari its Afghan Persian loh Iwrith. I can understand it very velly, without this subtitle. Afghan Jews have ever spoken in Afghanistan Bukhori and Dari. Bukhori is a mix of Dari, Farsi, Tajik and Hebrew, its something like for the European Jews Yiddish or for the others Ladino.

  • @maryamzrk945
    @maryamzrk945 2 роки тому +7

    This was so funny lol

  • @vanadiumV
    @vanadiumV 15 років тому

    wonderfull

  • @vid1292
    @vid1292 7 років тому +2

    Je ne trouve pas le film complet en sous tritre francais sur youtube ,pourquoi ?

    • @Chloe-eu1op
      @Chloe-eu1op 6 років тому +1

      Apprends l'anglais ça serait bien

  • @SuperUrsTrulyMunir
    @SuperUrsTrulyMunir 13 років тому +6

    Wow nice vid ! the old jew is so funny

  • @amaraarts6975
    @amaraarts6975 5 років тому +5

    وَنُنَزِّلُ مِنَ الْقُرْآنِ مَا هُوَ شِفَاءٌ وَرَحْمَةٌ لِّلْمُؤْمِنِينَ ۙ وَلَا يَزِيدُ الظَّالِمِينَ إِلَّا خَسَارًا (82)
    الاِسرا ء.
    MUHAMMAD TAQI-UD-DIN AL-HILALI AND MUHAMMAD MUHSIN KHAN,
    (17:82) And We send down from the Quran that which is a healing and a mercy to those who believe (in Islamic Monotheism and act on it), and it increases the Zalimun (polytheists and wrong-doers) nothing but loss.

  • @WozzyWatkins
    @WozzyWatkins 7 днів тому

    Can someone explain what's going on?

  • @jasonvoorhees8899
    @jasonvoorhees8899 7 днів тому +1

    Where do we see Zabulon?

  • @Arjun0905
    @Arjun0905 Місяць тому +3

    Why did we get recommended the first video 'last two afghan jews fighting' a couple days a go, and then this one? What!?
    Also why is the cure being recommended by a jew so muslim?

    • @sadasdadadass8149
      @sadasdadadass8149 Місяць тому +1

      Same

    • @randybobandy4801
      @randybobandy4801 8 днів тому +1

      One way minority religions and groups cope with outsiderness- play up the exoticness as kind of magical but in a helpful or entertaining way. The Romani and Black and Native people of the USA are all examples of groups that have done this, plying their folk magic outside their own community.I think of Marie Laveaux’s many White customers, or the great blues song, written by Black fellow and mostly covered by Blacks, “I Got My Mojo Working.” There’s a line, “I got a Gypsy woman giving me advice…” for most people in Abrahamic world another religion or culture is like an entirely new world, where they’re forbidden to go; adds to the mystery.

  • @NewAmericanLegend
    @NewAmericanLegend 11 років тому +6

    Yes he is a Jew, i saw this documentary

    • @LoyalOpposition
      @LoyalOpposition 2 місяці тому +1

      what is the name of the documentary?

    • @orsations
      @orsations 2 місяці тому

      Remind me to check back in 11 years time for a reply from OP.

    • @LoyalOpposition
      @LoyalOpposition 2 місяці тому

      @@orsations Or just see a notification

  • @Marenqo
    @Marenqo 14 років тому

    @issareign
    no i think there is a c somewhere in the middle

  • @yusufjafar826
    @yusufjafar826 29 днів тому

    They said they gonna stay about 3 days until she’s cured he panicked and used a trick and said case is serious you need 12 days to clear it so he knows they won’t stay any single day if it takes longer 😂

  • @hamidyakobi4849
    @hamidyakobi4849 7 років тому +1

    E Arami tawiz mekona inhara😯

  • @Leo-pd8ww
    @Leo-pd8ww 28 днів тому

    So we have three directions?

  • @bukharianboy
    @bukharianboy 14 років тому +13

    He's praying in Hebrew and Judeo-Persian while he's removing the Evil Eye from her with the knife...
    CHASHMI BADI XALQ BA CHASHMI MASTAT NARASAD CHASHMI BAD DUR BOSHAD AMEN!!!

  • @yakirmorris6601
    @yakirmorris6601 3 місяці тому +2

    Very. Intereting to here him call out in hebrew the portion of the scroll of esther regarfing the execution of Haman and his ten sons.

  • @mehmetdogan2039
    @mehmetdogan2039 9 років тому +14

    I love jews like him :D

  • @Tommy_SheIby
    @Tommy_SheIby 10 днів тому +1

    I'm Afghan, the subtitles are not accurate

    • @pelagaki97
      @pelagaki97 2 дні тому

      Can you tell us more about what is going on?

  • @charlesdehallivand3723
    @charlesdehallivand3723 4 роки тому +3

    That’s defiently alachol

  • @Andrea1899-yt2rk
    @Andrea1899-yt2rk 2 місяці тому +1

    AMIN❤

  • @bukharianboy
    @bukharianboy 13 років тому +2

    rahmat kunad Isak aka, joyashon Gan Eden (Jannat) boshad

  • @dexter-ij4ov
    @dexter-ij4ov 7 років тому +1

    sounded like an asmr at 7:09 she was yawning

  • @amaraarts6975
    @amaraarts6975 5 років тому +7

    الله عزوجل قران كريم را شفا و رحمت برأي مؤمنين فرستاده است ولي اي جاهلين نزد تعويذ نويس و جادوگر طلب صحت ميكنند. اي بحال تان كه از دين و مذهب تان غافل هستيد. الله عزوجل شما را هدايت كند. أمين

    • @donyaherawe865
      @donyaherawe865 5 років тому +2

      M K باز تعرض نويس يهود هم است

    • @amaraarts6975
      @amaraarts6975 5 років тому +2

      Donya Herawe
      Yes he is Jew

    • @donyaherawe865
      @donyaherawe865 5 років тому +2

      M K همش خرافات بيش نيست

  • @GlobeZoomers
    @GlobeZoomers 8 днів тому

    who is watching in 2024

  • @ajmal25
    @ajmal25 13 років тому

    @PROUD2bePASHTOON7 Please re-read what I wrote, read it slowly to really understand ( if need be) Great points on nationalism and tolerance. It's ppl like you that keeps us from moving forward.

  • @chris123sim
    @chris123sim 4 роки тому +3

    We Jews still use this tradition in Yom Kippur (repentance day),
    but whit eggs or money (one's whit chickens, but not anymore).
    We turn the money around our heads tree times and say similar words he said and then give the money to charity,

  • @user-Rayyan123
    @user-Rayyan123 2 місяці тому

    Lmao, a afghan version of Pir 😂

  • @xeropunt5749
    @xeropunt5749 4 роки тому +8

    Real things being given:
    1. Attention
    a. quickest & surest way to get your deprived/neglected attention is being "ill" then you get flooded with attention & care.
    b. the attention offered is a concentrated form from a prestigious person (one who has accumulated much attention; doctor not John Doe)
    2. Affirmations/exercise of faith (Mecca) & assertiveness/self defense (enemies be cursed)
    3. A change of monotony & the ordinary (Panjshir to Kabuli Healer)

  • @maryamzrk945
    @maryamzrk945 2 роки тому +2

    LOL!!!🤣😭😂

    • @ophirbactrius8285
      @ophirbactrius8285 2 місяці тому

      What look even more pathetic is he threatened, confusing, troll and joke to them at the same time.

  • @kamilkashaf2766
    @kamilkashaf2766 9 років тому +5

    LMFAO!!! HAHAHA
    1:04, 2:03

  • @abuyahya6254
    @abuyahya6254 21 день тому +1

    Never trust this magician

  • @ChristianVBlue3
    @ChristianVBlue3 Місяць тому

    You must be built different to wear boots with no socks

  • @2makepeace
    @2makepeace 14 років тому +14

    I love any one from Afghanistan if they call themselves Afghan their religion or ethnicity does not matter!!!

  • @RighteousWarriorIsraelite
    @RighteousWarriorIsraelite 11 років тому +1

    after watchign the full video... i know what he is doing now.. and i can tell you this isn't unlawfull.. or even primitive as i said before... its a spiritual thing.. & this is how the old middle eastern jewish families use to deal with bad spirits in a body.. they dont know its depression and they use to do all these kind of things.. But still doesnt mean he is a bad guy..

    • @mustafaercumen3187
      @mustafaercumen3187 5 років тому +1

      Also Prophet Muhammed (s.a.v.) Had done same thing with Quran to protect person from Jinns

  • @metalic699
    @metalic699 11 років тому

    Who said this guy is a Jew?

  • @Mandyal685
    @Mandyal685 2 місяці тому +2

    Namak salt is same in India 😯

    • @Iamthewarner557
      @Iamthewarner557 2 місяці тому +1

      I invite you to Islam. Our creator is only one Allah. Worship him alone. That's the straight path.

    • @everythingerina9379
      @everythingerina9379 2 місяці тому

      Well isn't the original word "lavan"

    • @lambert801
      @lambert801 9 днів тому

      Namak is known as a specific type of salt in India?
      Namak is simply the Persian word for salt. We call all types of salt 'namak' in Iran.

    • @Iamthewarner557
      @Iamthewarner557 9 днів тому

      @@lambert801
      It is Allah Who has made the night for you to rest in and the day bright. Surely Allah is ever Bountiful to humanity, but most people are ungrateful.
      That is Allah, your Lord, the Creator of all things. There is no god ˹worthy of worship˺ except Him. How can you then be deluded ˹from the truth˺?
      Qur'an 40 (61:62)

  • @michaelh8167
    @michaelh8167 2 місяці тому

    Better than Medicare...

  • @akburst510
    @akburst510 4 роки тому +2

    This dude was selling snake oil LOL. Very Afghan and Jewish imo.

  • @abuyahya6254
    @abuyahya6254 21 день тому +1

    Complete disbelieve

  • @yusufjafar826
    @yusufjafar826 29 днів тому +1

    Tell me this is a comedy series….😂

  • @tarasurya3455
    @tarasurya3455 Рік тому

    2:25 😂

  • @ajmal25
    @ajmal25 13 років тому +2

    I don't see anywhere that says I prioritize my country ahead of my religion. In reference:
    1. I'm stating that being jewish is a choice, being an Afghan is not. Nobody can change where they originate.
    2. in this 21st century, we have advanced so much (especially outside Afghanistan) that we should know better. 3. Afghanistan is diverse, and continues to be, we have to accept that.

  • @CoIoneIPanic
    @CoIoneIPanic 2 місяці тому +1

    He isnt jew. Thats just part of his schtick to set himself apart.

  • @MAGAMED20
    @MAGAMED20 13 років тому

    He is jewish from tajikistan

  • @neo967s
    @neo967s 10 років тому +1

    so you keep barking and seems like you're hopeless, i feel sorry for you.

  • @MianMuhammadHassan-uv8xp
    @MianMuhammadHassan-uv8xp 23 дні тому +1

    y'all don't realize but he's literally changing real Islam like imagine(doesn't matter wether you believe in God) But imagine if you, know the truth e.g. the Earth is Round, you tell it somebody, and they start making this stuff up and change the truth wouldn't you be angry?

  • @slavaavnilov6178
    @slavaavnilov6178 11 років тому +1

    you sead face to mecca ?....his jew? why no jerusalem?

    • @mustafaercumen3187
      @mustafaercumen3187 5 років тому +1

      Because its holy site for Muslims and they must Turn holt site like this situation

  • @luisreyes6315
    @luisreyes6315 7 років тому +3

    i have studied judaism for years with american jews and israelis and that dosent sound like hebrew

    • @MrPebbles505
      @MrPebbles505 7 років тому

      Luis Reyes dumb ass. Hahaha looks like you didn't study anything about Jews.

    • @luisreyes6315
      @luisreyes6315 7 років тому

      You shouldn't call people names it makes your brain look like the size of a walnut they are Afghani Jews I'm only familiar with western Sephardic culture I am in the process of converting to Judaism you should try being nicer to people

    • @DaPashtoSazAwaz
      @DaPashtoSazAwaz 7 років тому +8

      He is speaking in Dari (Persian) language but he is an Afghan Jew.

    • @abdulwardak4913
      @abdulwardak4913 7 років тому +2

      Luis Reyes Its Persian, he is a Jew living in Afghanistan

    • @silverspur6790
      @silverspur6790 2 місяці тому

      @abdul: change your name to Abdullah, Abdurrahman or Abdurrazaq, you will earn rewards In Sha Allah, because the name associated to your account now is totally wrong.

  • @RighteousWarriorIsraelite
    @RighteousWarriorIsraelite 11 років тому

    ya it is a Yehudi :)... you see we dont hate muslims or arabs.. watch all his videos... & ive seen his friend on TV his friend owns the last synagogue and he is also his neighbour.. They even have Jewish names.. His name is isaac & his friend is Zevulun.. these are very jewish names..

  • @SherAFG
    @SherAFG 9 років тому +5

    Her thoughts in 4:53--> Man..why cant i just go to a normal doctor?... Goddammit i hate this country... for real yo..gettin real tired of your shit Afghanistan.....

    • @SherAFG
      @SherAFG 9 років тому +2

      Elias baraki wtf?

  • @Shtriga_34
    @Shtriga_34 Місяць тому

    Bruh what the hell kinda black magic is he teaching them 😂🥲

  • @Gruntig2008
    @Gruntig2008 16 років тому

    how do you know the guy is jewish?

  • @anno_nymus
    @anno_nymus 2 місяці тому +2

    sihr ... black magic ... 👀

  •  Місяць тому

    Shirk billah this

  • @lain7758
    @lain7758 6 днів тому

    Only 6 mi tho

  • @dudefrombelgium
    @dudefrombelgium 2 місяці тому +2

    Is this real or is this a movie?

    • @JacobOman-qb1lm
      @JacobOman-qb1lm 2 місяці тому +6

      It’s real.

    • @oceaniafan59
      @oceaniafan59 2 місяці тому

      @@JacobOman-qb1lm it feels like a skit why is it so perfect

  • @bbcringegaming
    @bbcringegaming Місяць тому

    Zabulon? Isn’t he a member of Frieza’s force? One of the high ranking general? What is he doing in afghanistan 😂

  • @abuyahya6254
    @abuyahya6254 21 день тому +2

    Black magic

  • @avertingapathy3052
    @avertingapathy3052 2 місяці тому +1

    A salesman of the placebo effect. SSRIs are only slightly better than this.