Ballistic (Ruv & Tabi VS. Sarvente, Whitty & Boyfriend Remix)
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- Опубліковано 25 сер 2024
- ruv is brainwashed by tabi to join him in blowing up restaurants in order to kill bf and gf. so sarvente, boyfriend and whitty catch tabi lacking outside of a restaurant that tabi exploded, and proceed to initiate a battle with him and save ruv.
tracks used:
(Tabi Voicelines at the beginning) • Whitty vs Tabi [Ballis... - Cougar macdowall Va, LPpassy96, SlippyRedSocks
(Ruv + Sarvente) • Video - Pap7ru5
(Tabi) • Friday Night Funkin' b... - Neonight
(Whitty Only Vocals) www.youtube.co... - Wexy
Tabi: are you Russian
Ruv: yes
Tabi: wanna blow up a restaurant
Ruv: *yes*
*да
LMAO
thats all it took to brain wash Ruv
@@CosmicCreativeEntertainment are you surprised
@@dankmemes4744 honestly not really lol
Ruv and Tabi: **Team up**
Every Restaurant and church in hundred miles**: "My time has come..."
The entire continent just cracks
The corn field wasn't affected by the blast of noise for some reason
@@zardyfoolhardy5191 well obviously a walking living bomb, a russian man, and a hollow bodied skeletal headed rapper, a demonic nun, and the one person who's been through literal hell is not enough right?
Add a clown? Yes.
Add a AI? Yes.
Add an scarecrow? Yes.
They had to save mother Russia
@@ced6079 im not going to get into that argument
*Tabi washed out Ruv's mind, thereby redirecting him to his side. Sarvente asked BF to help her, and to take the strongest rapper to defeat Tabi and save Ruv.*
@Bolt verse And you're right!
@Bolt verse He’s lived through a demon, a lemon demon, a spirit, Agoti, an insane cat lover, a ballistic bomb, and an edgy demon that won’t stop using the middle finger.
You’re right, he is the strongest rapper
@@jove233 technically its all mods so prob not canon
@@chillyswissmobile9695 yeah, I know xd
@@jove233 Much more than that, hell, the boy was put through a mental illness too in whatever timeline, that he sadly couldn't handle.
"avengers endgame has the best crossover!"
Me, an intellectual: ruv fights sarv
BRUH
Isn't that how Sarv-odilla goes ?
@@alexursu4403 that's more of Sarv teaching him or something else idk
I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS XD
Ive seen this guy for a weeks
Wait, what are you doing? Did the Tabi's voice actor ask him to voice the initial dialogue? Awesome guy!!!
ua-cam.com/video/kd4Rt47MEao/v-deo.html nope, this is the original video where the tabi voice line at the beginning was from. i just added reverb + whitty talking & screaming. please check it out, it's a good mashup from lppassy plus nice voice acting.
@@gloccc thank you~
@@gloccc not possible! Only so much came from the original. The rest is not; tabi not only never knew about whitty, let alone his abilities, but he was at this voice sound from scratch
@@ocbeastunleashed1908 no, i believe that the animator and composer of the mashup commissioned or got tabi's VA to create custom dialogue about him confronting whitty, so i implemented it at the start of the song.
@@gloccc you may have a point
this image: the whole classroom getting mad because they all got the wrong answer because they were looking at their screens playing kahoot
Ruv: decided to help a fellow russian (yes, apparently tabi is russian)
Sarvente: went into the restaurant to help survivors, then decided to fight againts the one who blew up the place before he escaped
Whitty: tabi tried to escape into a alleyway, unfortunately whitty was there
Bf: wants to get revenge on tabi for blowing up the speaker
Tabi: exactly the same as the og mod
lmao the profile pic i see it everywhere
Plot twist: You are Girlfriend watching everything happen
Whitty: So, let me get this straight: you're telling me that your close friend, husband or whatever you want to call him, decided to join that skully jerk over there because they're both Russians?
Sarvente: No, it can't be. He would never do this. Tabi is probably controlling him and making him do this somehow.
Boyfriend: Bop Beep bop (He gave Ruv an enhanced vodka bottle and now he's too drunk to remember who he's actually fighting)
Whitty: Wait, are you serious?
Boyfriend: Beep (Yes)
Whitty: Well, I'm sorry to tell you this, naeploitan ice cream lady, but you're going to have no choice but to fight him along with me and Mr. Blue-haired rapper here, whether you like it or not; he's siding with the wrong guy.
Sarvente: Well, guess it's the only way to get him back. Let's do this then.
3, 2, 1, Go!
Enhanced vodka bottle. Even when ruv is drunk he can be spitting tight bars
Maybe
@@whitty3190 Are you ready to activate the homie duo?
@@alexandrearaujo2877 Y E S
Alt Sarv Dialogue ( If she would've went Lucifer Mode ): Why should I worry ? He's been through a lot worse than I can do to him.
Sarv: FLUTE
Sarv is our new flute queen ✨
XD
@Melodi true XD
@Melodi Yes
@Melodi las goooooooooooo flute queen 2021
@@Blueberrycheesecake23 OMG MY QUEEN *Bows*
I'm guessing that Ruv has been manipulated by Tabi with some kind of dark powers or something
No by the power of both being Russian
@@neoterumi4772
Oh yea, that one too
that would give this fight some spice i bet
Probably vodka, tbh
No... *v o d k a*
Sarvente: Ruv, this isn't you! Come on, let's go home!
Boyfriend: Bop skbeep boop.
Sarvente: ...what do you mean "he's drunk"?
Whitty: Exactly what it sounds like, Neapolitan.
Tabi: I'm just as surprised as you are. For a Russian, he's a lightweight.
Ruv: - drunken bass noises... seems he's too out of it to form coherent sentences. -
Whitty: Well, at least he can't sing?
Tabi: Wrong. Show 'em, big guy.
Ruv: - without missing a beat, sings Zavodila -
Sarvente: ...that's... concerning.
Tabi: With him at my side, we'll bring down as many buildings as needed to kill that blue-haired shit and his damn girlfriend!
Whitty: And what about innocents, huh?!
Tabi: ...you know what? To hell with them.
- Whitty goes Ballistic -
Whitty: Someone's gotta put a damn stop to you...
Boyfriend: Beep bop!
Sarvente: Y-yeah!
Sarvente, to herself: Deep breaths, Sarv... just try to keep up...
(Once again - I did my best.)
Credit: Provided
Good try indeed
This types of comments are gold...
We teamed up to only defeat that stupid bomb
I thought you said to kill that small-
SHUT UP
Sorry to be a party pooper but Ruv does not drink alcohol and even if he did he would find the taste extremely disgusting, Source: Funkopedia
basically this is: a russian dude with some fossilized man rapping against a humanoid bomb a crazy nun who turns into a demon and a blue haired rapper
Ruv: E A R T H Q U A K E
Tabi: broken ps4 fan
Sarv: flute
Boyfriend: that one kid who understands morse code
Whitty: electric guitar
Nice to see Sarvente and Whitty still in the good side...
Ruv + Tabi = Bass Boosted Tabi vs Whitty + Boyfriend + Sarv =Echoing Beeping WHITTY Guitar
I went cross eyed tryna put that together... 😵
Lw
Wlp
W.
L,oplllplel,slapwllapsaooslooklo
!!!!!!!واتلبتاتغننكغمالمغبساورلاىزكعب🏠أما06 26
That's crazy
Tabi vs whitty is a bound to be troublesome and likely destructive.
Yeah it is, this has happened 3 times as of now. How many times can they blow up this restaurant you may ask? As many times as they need to apparently
Its explosion vs Explosion right?doesnt really make sense.C4 vs Bomb hmm i wonder whats diffrent of their power levels
@@rvst345 yea
Hearing both Tabi and Ruv doing the jacks is quite terrifying...
Jacks?
whitty and ruv: *screaming at each other about who can sing ballistic better* boyfriend and tabi: *convincing the other whether girlfriend is trustworthy or not* starv: *trying to get everyone to shut the funk up so someone can actually hear her talking* girlfriend: *laying on the floor scared and also drunk,( so drunk in fact she does not even remember she has demon powers and can easily stop the chaos)*
( Something is Wrong I Can feel It)
Wait, a minute Sarvente is also A Demon
Me and my brothers fighting over the last cookie be like:
same but in the end my mom just gives it to my baby sis
And then Tricky just takes it
"Oh so you have a russian hard bass?"
*"Let me introduce you to my Flute and Broken electric guitar"*
“Let us introduce to flute and a electric guitar”
*say hello to my frend.*
Russian slav and floating skull
VS
Walking bomb, Nun, and BF
Tabi is also russian
@@MAHyJT true
Blyat
Tabi and ruv sound like a broken machine trying to play audio
Its nice to see this this is amazing you can also see sarv is struggling to keep up with them
Sounded more like tabi had absolutely no part in this
Wrgdun
Yeah it sounded more like only ruv, sarv, bf, and Whitty
Yea it really does bit Tabi is russian soo uhhhh he brainwashed Ruv with russian power?
The desc says Tabi brainwashed Ruv, although I think he's cappin. I see that tarp which is probably filled with bottles of vodka behind him.
Whitty and Boyfriend were sitting in the restaurant, waiting for their food. They were there because they wanted to talk over their beef, not fight.
The other people there were a suspicious goat skull, a nun, and some drunk russian guy.
Whitty: Hey, dude...
Bf: Yes? (im gonna make him speak normally bc it takes too much time to make up beep boop language)
Whitty: That skull dude over there has something in his jacket pocket, and i saw a little army-green button on it, I think we should leave..
Bf: Nah, it's fine. If it gets more suspicious then we should leave.
The nun seemed to be raising her voice at the drunk.
Sarv: Ruv. You knew we weould be in public! Why would you get drunk?!
Ruv: I wannah gho hoem-
Sarv: Fine then. We're going home.
Ruv: YAHY!~
Sarv: Jesus christ....
Whitty and Bf watch them leave.
They turn back around just in time to see the skull guy pull the object out of his pocket.
It was a bomb detonator. Whitty and bf try to get to the door, but the bomb goes off, injuring and angering both.
The russian dude comes back in and joins the skull in maniacal laughter.
He wasn't drunk... He had been brainwashed.
The skull guy notices Bf and Whitty opening the door to leave.
He tries to stop them, but they escape. They head to Whitty's back alley to hide. The nun was hiding there too.
Sarv: Who was that guy?
Whitty and Bf: I don't know.
Tabi: Why hello there.
Ruv: Come on Sarv...
Whitty: That one knows you?
Sarv: He's my boyfriend.
Whitty and Bf: WHAT?!
Ruv: Yehp.
Tabi throws a molotov, lighting the alley on fire.
Whitty goes ballistic.
Tabi: GET OUT OF MY WAY, WHITTY. GO AWAY. OR ELSE I WILL USE YOUR DANG HEAD TO BLOW UP THIS FREAKING PLACE EVEN MORE!
Whitty: NO! YOU NEED TO BE STOPPED!
Tabi: Haha. Eager to fight eh? Well, if you insist so badly..
Whitty screams at him.
They proceed to fight.
Yehs
"Drunk Ruv is hilarious 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😂😆😂😆😂
Everyone: **Screaming and rapping like it had no tomorrow**
Sarvente: **casually playing the flute** :D
alternative title: ruv gets pissed and teams up with tabi while sarv and whitty team up with bf to save gf
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@@PhysicsChan huh?
Girlfriend would be traumatized with this song
meanwhile in a random dance floor in nevada:
Tricky: life good. music good.
yes
That sounds amazing!
"Get out of my way Whitty, go away, or I will USE your damn head to blow up this freaking place even more!"
i like that they did that line
Ruv and Tabi sound so odd together lol
I can imagine a fusion between them and it’s just a very strong exaggerated Russian accent
The Russians on a Bros night out when Sarvente realizes that Ruv left her with the kids... So she takes her old Anger management student (Whitty) and Boyfriend to go and confront Ruv and Tabi
After the battle ends, somebody tries to tell me something important.
Me (with bleeding ears): WHAT?
"This is well beyond unholy."
Are you Sarv?
Sarv always say UnHoLy
Unholy.
Why did i say dis-
This is an epic battle.
ruv be like:
random bullsh doubles, go!
your photo chanle cute ʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ
S: Ruv what are you doing here?!?
R: idk he paying well....
S: he's trying to kill this kid!!
R: so did we....
T: 0:01
W: I will not move! He may be annoying but even I didn't try to kill him!
Bf: beep... (About that...)
R: alright lets get this over with, leave sarv.
S: NO, we might of tried to kill this kid before, but-
R: fine, you'll go down with em, I ain't throwing away this payment
"Betrayal"
in description says tabi brainwashed ruv
I like the sick beat combination, but it clearly states on the modpage by the creator that Tabi has no malice whatsoever towards Boyfriend, and is actually trying to save him from Girlfriend's possible intentions, to prevent what happened to him (Tabi) from happening to BoyFriend
Ruv: Fighting with Sarv
Tabi:trying to explode the place but everyone says no
Sarv Fighting with Ruv
Whitty: screaming for no reason
Boyfriend: telling everyone about Daddy
Dearest
1:52
The world: NOT ANOTHER 9.8 EARTHQUAKE!!!!
Me in my house chilling...
Awesome display photo of Tabi.. much respect for you..
now we need a mod that has a conversation between whitty and tabi
Awesome display photo and name. Much love and respect for you Sir Agoti......
We call this team “girlfriend is constantly scared”
Sounds like the guys on the right are fighting a paper shredder lol Sounds cool tho 👌
Sarv just need Ruv home, Ruv's drunk to accept home
I like when is like "let's mashup time time to fight Tabi" ITS cool when ITS Mashup
The only thing hear when Ruv and Tabi sings is Ruv's voice
this is that i call " THE END OF THE WORLD" lol
If you haven't already, why not do a thorns remix?
Also this is freaking perfect and there is some much of it.
imagine having to play this. It would have 12 notes for one side and 8 on the left
Who else just hears a giant drum when it's Ruv's and Tabi's turn
Tabi: so your russian?
Ruv: yes
Tabi: Круто, теперь я наконец могу говорить на своем языке
Ruv: да что угодно
tabi: Get out of my way whitty go away or else I will use your head to blow up this place even more
Whitty: makes whitty noises
Tabi: oh you want to fight
Tabi be like: Since you brought Whitty and your ice cream friend, let me introduce you to my russian friend.
Me: can we have five idiots yelling
Mom: *ye*
Me: w h a t
I would download this in a heartbeat if this was a mod
Without reading the description i though Ruv got bored and wanted to cause some mayhem, so he wanted to face BF but Whitty was there so he need help. And Tabi found out what he wanted to do so they work together to fight Whitty and BF, but then Sarv found out about this and she knew Ruv went too far so she tells BF and Whitty and team up against them. This was all in my head until i scrolled down.
When Tabi and Ruv started the song, for some reason I thought the song “FoolHardy” had started playing.
Tabi and ruv: dose a remix of ballistic
Whitty sarvente and boyfriend: beep and guitar noises and calm piece ful music
Sick bro
Very good 💚💚💚
More Tabi voice acting
My heart and ears weren't ready 😭😩🤧😫👌👏
Honestly both ruv and tabi could bring a building down with all the rumbling from singing 😂
Imagine Tricky,Shaggy,Agoti,Ruv,Tabi,Whitty,& Zardy Against Bf
Wait is that the real voice actor of Tabi? It sounds like it!!!
POV: you and your cousins are arguing over whether to put the cereal or the milk in first
me and my cousins all put the milk in first lol
Sarv in the background like
"WHAT IS HAPPENING?"
I just release that sarv IS singing.
This is so big
That's what she said. 😂
@@alexandrearaujo2877 who sarvente?
I mean, not necessarily. It was just a joke from The Office.
@@alexandrearaujo2877 bruh
Ruv able to help Tabi termination BF,but Whitty and Sarv
"Not today"
Teacher: *leaves the class for 0.000001 seconds*
The class:
Bruh yes, this one time the whole class got trashed all because of a lizard
I swear Ruv and tabi together make it sound like a printer but makes hard bass noises
Jesus this is really well done😂💀
WAIT WAIT ILL DO FIRST!
Friday night funkin multiplayer be like:
Gaming
Engineer
engineer gaming
E
Vrej
I just now realized that tabi was talking to whitty in the beginning. I'm so deaf😂
Sarv and BF’s vocals together sounds so majestic.
Me: * I see the cover of the video *
._. ** regards from vietnam **
I guess Ruv can't leave he's country behind even his kid said his a criminal so he had a reason working with the other Russian that's trying kill you know..... them
This sounds insane
I need more Sarv and BF singing together, they sound amazing
Bro they should just make whitty canon honestly lmao he fits sooooo well
Can you make some of the Friday night funkin characters sing random songs
Ruv and Sarv are arguing and tabi and whitty are just going at it while boyfriend is just vibing
I mean, this is really *BALLISTIC*
Ruv: THINK SARV. THINK.
Savante: Your siding with a psycho.
Tabi: THINK WHITTY AND BF. THINK.
Whitty: no u.
Bf: Bee bo bap bop bap boo beep, bee bo bo ba be boo bee? (Instead of copying Whitty's song, how about going back to yours?)
Asombroooooso!!!
Sarv: "where the fu- heck did i end up???"
That voice acting is top notch
*me seeing sarv in whitty not with ruv*
Sarv : we need to break up
Ruv: *bass Russian noise*
Me : dreams always come true
F I N N A L L Y
Super smash funkin
Ruv sounds like a bunch of pots and pans falling on a tiles floor
The dialogue gave me the chills, with Whitty getting transformed and all of that, loved it
Big boys: Yo guys let's rap >:)
Boyfriend: *Don't mind me, just chilling.*
Tabi: *sings*
Ruv: *sings very loud*
Tabi: LET ME SING YOU SILVER CIRCLE
Ruv: no lol
OMG I like thissss Tysm for making this awesome remix
ruv & tabi's turn @ 1:53:
the earth: aight imma head out 😑✌
*when you realize Ruv looks like he’s staring at Tabi’s leg*
He want to get em new drip (shoes)
@@PhysicsChan lmao yes
Tabi: i will use your head to blow up this place
Me: how are u gonna do that
Behind the scenes in movies be like when they wana change the script