STORROR Reacts to CRINGE Parkour Videos
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#STORROR is a collective of seven elite athletes with big individual characters who were drawn together by a shared passion for movement and love of adventure. After growing up together and developing their skills for over a decade, the boys have built the most iconic brand in #parkour with an enthusiastic following to match.
THE TEAM:
- Toby Segar bit.ly/2ke3BPk
- Drew Taylor bit.ly/2CHG01p
- Sacha Powell bit.ly/2AuFzSd
- Joshua Burnett Blake bit.ly/2CIb4OG
- Callum Powell bit.ly/2lVO2IQ
- Max Cave bit.ly/2CI78g4
- Benj Cave bit.ly/2Cu9MCx
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DISCLAIMER:
This video features Parkour performed either by professionals or under the supervision of professionals. All members of team STORROR have been training since 2005 and insist that no one attempt to re-create or re-enact any ROOFTOP activities or movement AT HEIGHT performed in these videos. - Спорт
The girl in the last vid (Atlin Mitchell) is actually a stunt performer and double for shows like the Last Of Us, Arrow, The 100, The Flash, Deadpool, and even some twilight movies. I think its safe to say she has had a good career beyond that monstrosity of a video 😭😭
Damn, that's actually a dope track record. That video was absolutely horrid though. It felt like the intro to a small-budgeted porno, just creepy.
I love a happy ending. Cheers lad
Dang, beat me to it.
There a sequel tho, bold guy vs dance girl 😅
end of the day she chose to do all that you can just walk away dont pity her lmao
@@OrloxPhoenix See, now I’m curious, but at the same time, that video was a different kind of cringe. It just felt creepy and I don’t think I can watch anything like that again without vomiting.
I love how you guys still have the warning at the start of the video "Do not copy". As if I'm gonna die of cringe if I do this myself.
i almost died watching them watch it tbh
I mean, did you see that last one? I would die.
After that last video I'm glad they put up the warning. I'll never watch that video myself
they are trained professionals bro, trained for 15 years
When Sasha said, "I feel it's not too late for us to call the police", I nearly fell off my chair!
17:51 timestamp?
same dude
@@shieldgenerator7it’s at 17:27
@@lisaforever321thanks!
You boys are gonna have to give the safety team a raise, making them compile all this cringe for you is almost inhumane
Ronnie’s stuff is cringe as an adult but when I was 13 and loved Assassins Creed, his videos got me outside using my imagination and moving. I got three of my friends into parkour and we all still train to this day and two of them compete, all people who wouldn’t have started as young as they did if not for Ronnie’s videos appealing to a younger generation
Same man, Ronnie is a legend, it's only because of his videos that I ever got interested or started when I was younger
yess seeing that vid was such a flashback T-TT
I feel like parkour is a unique sport in how much potential it has for cringe internet videos
"i feel like it's not too late to call the police", SACHA! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Callum's face at 18:50 while the rest of the guys are cringing lmao. He really does love that vid way too much lol
Hahaha
How on earth did you spot that OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣
As someone who’s been chased by a mad creeper in downtown Dallas....that last vid went beyond cringe into nightmare fuel. How fucked in the head must that guy be?!
On a positive note...loving Drew’s hair! And Sacha’s laugh is the best. 😊
She agreed to do that video though
@@yaboyrams9500 Sure, but the content itself is an abomination. Beyond cringe, promoting SA.
@@fartnloud7411 I don’t disagree but also shouldn’t feel bad for the girl in real life if she agreed to do this
@yaboyrams9500 Definitely no defense for her. She was as much part of it, and the groping was done by her. Add the bad acting and Gawd, they're both disgusting.
@@fartnloud7411 Wow, Someone with a sensible reply on UA-cam comments.
You know guys.. water challenges in the winter are extra cool
😉🤣🤣
that last clip and you guys' reaction to that fucking completely disgusting "script" fills my heart with hope
Yes, exactly. I didn't know what type of people they are, but from seeing their reactions and them directly understanding why the video is so problematic, I feel like they're decent guys. I actually watched the video twice in the past, and I think when I was way younger (and free of negative experiences lol), I didn't see it as problematic, but I cringed very very hard and got uncomfortable when I saw the video for the second time 9 months or so ago.
That reaction is a demonstration of their good hearts, and why I'm still watching after years.
It was cringe back in the day, so you know how bad it was! There was all this community that was openly sharing those "pick-up artists" and fake prank channels!
Ronnie Shalvis was the first parkour UA-camr who helped me learn parkour and learn to love it. Sure, some of his vids many years ago were a little cheesy, but he's actually a super talented athlete and teaches the basics of parkour in a way that is fun, easy to understand, and promotes keeping yourself safe and not attempting movements or challenges that you aren't ready for. An awesome parkour athlete and seems like a great guy all around!
Definitely!! 😎💯🔥
i mean, I think it's Daniel Ilabaca who had that old video about the philosophy behind his movement and it was quite cheesy but he is still a respected athlete. I'm glad people feel comfortable enough to share their art even if it's hella cheesy, as long as it made them happy to do it. (except the guy chasing the girl in that last video. he's a full-on creep. yikes)
Completely agree, Ronnie is great and over the years his own technique and skill has grown vastly. He’s quite good.
I'm so glad to know I'm not the only one who stands up when the cringe gets too strong ✊
it's a fight of flight reaction.
Drew is growing out his hair. Is very good
agreed
He looks younger and younger the more his hair grows out.
Yeah it change that's cool👍
i agree
Drew’s current spikey hair should have been submitted in this vid
17:28 Sasha's comment is gold
"Everyone should sue HIM for this" lmfao
You guys looked like you were having less fun watching that last video than your were pushing through the thorn bushes for the straight line mission, and honestly I don’t blame you. I’ve seen (and admittedly made) my fair share of cringe content over the years, but that’s easily the worst “parkour” video I’ve ever watched. Funny to see Ronnie Shalvis appear in this video, since he was one of the first parkour UA-cam channels I ever discovered, but yeah looking back some of his older content was a bit rough. Definitely an OG for entry level parkour tutorials though, which I appreciated when I was first getting into the sport.
When i was around 7 i was on the ninja trip... my best friend was a millitary freak and on the weekends we were dressed as a Ninja and special Forces and climbed and jumped from the garages and buildings in our neighbourhood.. That was 1987. Glad we couldnt film us back then 😅
Just sounds like kids having fun, don't be ashamed of that. If you do it as a grown up, that might be a bit cringe though, as evidenced by the assassin's creed video.
10:27 the way the foot placement threw you off more than the poem tells a lot about you😆
I got into Parkour after watching Ronnie Shalvis videos. In his "Top 10 Parkour moves/vaults" videos, he would present Parkour as a discipline rather than as a reckless extreme sports culture. I was a careful health-conscious person. If it were not for Ronnie's youtube channel, I might have never started training. And I never for once found his videos cringy!
Same! Ronnie's awesome!
He is actually amazing! 💯🔥 I watched so many of his tutorials when I was starting parkour! 😎
Sounds really lame bro ngl
@@555Sludge What exactly sounds lame?
@@tanmayshekhawat Presenting Parkour as some sort of nerdy gay discipline and not guys being rad and dangerous.
That last one was cringy, creepy, lecherous, disgusting & should be criminal. UA-cam should get their priorities straight on what is harmful. Thanks guys ✌️💚
I don't think you understand what 'criminal' means. It's cringe as hell but there's nothing remotely illegal there.
@@stuckkkthe dudes outfit is criminal
@@stuckkk i dont think you understand what hyperbole is.
@@nathangaspacio6128 I understand what it is - I just don't believe that's what is being applied here.
1:44 "Media Studies Acting" 🤣😅😂
Cant even lie, before I found you and actually started, Ronnie was what got me interested in parkour
I have brain damage after watching that last one.
When Josh gets genuinely confused by some of the moves it cracks me up.
That last clip has to be one of the most weird corn intros to a corn film ever, dayum
I find it funny how Benj can just casually sit on top of a bin for 21 minutes straight or more 😂
Now _that's_ parkour.
I liked this video. It was a nice touch submitting your own too, and it had a 'it's all in good fun' vibe to it so any criticism doesnt feel too harsh, like people make cringey videos where they speak poetry or their moves arent quite as slick as they imagine. Obviously the reaction to the last video was exactly harsh enough though-- It was very cathartic to experience that alongside you through youtube! Not often I've seen guys react with such genuine emotional recoil - lots of videos with folks saying 'sexual harassment is bad' etc. but your reactions hit different and I liked it, your reactions showing you're good people. I wish that last video ended with her saying the cringey 'catch me if you can' thing, then her being so much better than him that she's just instantly out of sight and gone, and then the police turn up lol plot twist. ANyway, I liked this video, it had the vibe of watching youtube videos with your friends and laughing at them/reacting together (... obviously that's what you *were* doing, but thanks for inviting us along for the ride!) , while picking up the details in the parkour skills throughout.
It's great to see so many comments from other women here, who, like me, feel relieved and happy to see men actually 'feeling' strongly against harrassment/having an emotional reaction. It's kind of a low bar, but on the other side, when I was younger and didn't have negative experiences yet, I wouldn't have reacted strongly either. Or rather: I didn't react strongly because I saw this video a long time ago already, and apparently didn't think too much of it...
dom tomato front flipping that nasty roof gap was the most acceptable use of one yelling parkour
Assasins creed was the main reason i started parkour. 13 year old me thought it was so cool! And ronnies street stunts was the stuff back in the days! 😂
This vid is just Sacha cracking up non stop haha
It's incredible to see how you have evolved. And having such a true friendship for many years, which is very rare to find nowadays. I'm very happy to have come this far👏
Non stop comments like this on every video is the real cringe.
that last video made me understand the concept of suppressed memories in a whole new way
Storror spidey sense went off before the notification. Monday treat.
I recon this was a big boost of inspiration for you all! In other words, keep on making good content videos for the whole world to see. Big up
Honestly that advertisement you guys made seemed pretty good. Definitely not really that cringe. Some of the actually product advertisements are way worse. You guys got some talent in filmmaking.
What advertisement are you referring to?
I've been following you guys the whole way since you started UA-cam.its insane the amount of nostalgia I've got from this can you please 🙏 do a similar video like this but of the best old-school parkour vids
I appreciate you lads experimenting with a new format. Though I felt like the premise of this video put out too much of a judgemental vibe. Especially with Ronnie and the poetry guy who are fellow members of the parkour community!
These guys can do cringe as good as the rest. Their video at the beginning shows that their open to criticism as well as being critics.
@@magsman448nah, that's just them going "see? We're like, totally lame too" so they have an excuse to be wankers.
20:03 Toby needs someone to remove the demons after watching that.
honestly, as a woman, I have to say that I am so grateful for & proud of the fact that you lads are so respectful to women. the way you all reacted to the last video truly made me feel like I'd be safe around you, and I do not feel that way about most men. so thank you for being such positive examples of how men should respond when they see bullshit like that. 💗
I don't understand the video, it seems like there's some kind of missing context. The Woman was an actress playing a role, presumably a paid and willing participant and they were saying the guy should be locked up as they criticized his clothing and mannerisms.
I actually think the video in question pointed out some flaws with society that I think went over their head - like how Women complain about being objectified but then they objectify men without a 2nd thought. OR how it's socially acceptable for women to be sexually aggressive but of course not the other way around.
I think the point is one of hypocrisy, not condoning the behavior one way or the other. I assume, there's clearly missing context because the video obviously wasn't just some random parkour vid or an advert. So ask yourself what the point of the video was before shamelessly mocking the guy for "looking like a creep".
Do you really think the video is that deep? I watched the actual video myself, and they show it exactly as it is. @@OGPatriot03
@@OGPatriot03 The point is to play out his sick fantasy and they're calling him a creep because the fact he thought up this video and thought it was acceptable in any way shape or form is sick. There's no deeper social message there unless you're trying to find some cope to defend this weirdo.
There's also no context that saves this video whatsoever and all it takes is a quick youtube search to find that out instead of giving someone the benefit of the doubt where it is neither earnt nor deserved nor necessary.
I love watching you guys, but this was a hard watch 😂
We always appreciate your dedication and hard work. There's no doubt you guys put a lot of effort into everything you do.
17:04 I was expecting Sandstorm to start playing as the chase starts.
FUCKING DUDE SAID “I don’t think it’s too late to call the cops..” IM FUCKING DEAD 😂😂😂😂
Wow that last one was sooo painful, even tough ive already seen it 2 many times :D
Hahaha Sacha "I feel like it's not too late for us to call the police now" 😂😂😂
To be fair, people yell "Parkour!" because of The Office. People still say it because its the "only" parkour joke. Let be real no one like it when you take yourselves to seriously it doesn't matter the profession. If you don't like it, write a new joke.
"i think it's not too late to call the police" lol
“Got a good renegade run on him” - real recognise real aye Toby
I love reaction videos, this should be so fun! Happy Monday and hope you have a nice week Storror 🤍
Me and my mates did parkour in the 70s n 80s, but we called it 'playing out' i enjoy watching parkour, it brings back great funny memories 😄
God that last video was so disgusting, thanks for calling it out
I think I need a shower after watching this, especially the last part 🫣. That was waaaayyy to much ... of everything. Good to know that you guys were also literally squirming and writhing because of all the cringyness (and much more) that we were served.
Good lord that last one turned my stomach man 😫
loved this different style vid killed it as always boys, but sad that YT didnt put it on my homepage like usual!
The reaction from Benj at 16:03 made me lul
Good to see you all together laughing, it's been a while. That creepy last video - it's hard to take that that he can be monetized for sh.t like that - what sort of behaviour is he encouraging! Meanwhile you guys can be demonetized for some jumping around on rooftops. If I think too hard my blood boils.
It’s funny those videos got me to find your channel back in the day 😂
Media studies acting 😅😅 thats takes me back. Brilliant
A petition to get a storror poetry video 😂😂
Yeah please put that whole commercial up.
And now y'all should make a video dressed up as heros, recreating parkour moves they do in movies/shows. Or recreate the poetry in motion videos, but don't do the poetry part. Y'all have already been to all the spots, y'all could make it cool.
Cosplay parkour please! (for laughs of course!) 😂😂
Dude old videos like this are
Gold lol
yesss,new vid🎉🎉
You could have included Drew's softcore porno, but I guess that didn't have any parkour in it 👀 (Sorry, Drew!)
That last video was the world I grew up in, being a teen/twenty-something in the 80s and 90s. I'm very glad to see how much things have changed.
Love to the boys and the Storror army! ☮
Im slow on commenting lol Great video like always thanks ❤
Easy to mock poetry as a non-poet. Its clearly amateur poetry but its not terrible. Not a great look to mock someone for being brave enough to put themself out there publicly with something like poetry.
I don't think it's the poetry they're making fun of, it's the content of the poem, the words he's saying, that's funny
@@J75Pootle Ok....do you not understand what poetry is? "the words" are what makes the poetry. That would be like saying a person isn't making fun of a video game but just the characters in it. That IS making fun of it. Words were literally said, "We should be bullying the poetry".
I am a Storror fan but I will call people on being not great people when they are. Don't try to misdirect/explain away them doing something bad as people.
100% with you, that video is amazing and inspired people back in the day
It’s just not a good fit for the parkour genre in my opinion it also is not to connected it’s just rhyming words and making it about parkour and him being shirtless
@@jacobjenkins5805 lol, how would it be more "connected"? Its a song which is rhyming and the lyrics are about parkour. If you don't like music interacting with parkour that is your call but don't be unreasonable and say it doesn't feel connected....
phenomenal, this killed me 😂😂
Watching that last clip just had me thinking of that scene in It's Always Sunny with Dennis trying to explain 'The Implication'
First dude couldn't assassinate a round of toast
😂😂😂
never had the pleasure of watching the last video until now... why have you done this to us???
The last one is almost as if his intention was a corn film....
That last video hurt to watch
Growing up around peak assassins creed I loved the parkour irl videos.
I work with the engineer that came up with the mechanism for the Blaster range of Nerf guns that makes them shoot faster. So 😂 that you did that video for them. I will share this with him.❤
Feels like a step down in content.
From the USA, and i do apologize for the absolute dog meat type of content that gets popular. Even we dont like it.
😂😂😂 great start
Wow, I never knew the NCS-10 blaster could be so cool. I definitely want one now ... (lol)
That final video has BIG "I need a plumber to fix my pipes but I haven't got any money" energy 😂
That last video is insane...
You guys should try out aproach shoes, trail runners and a bunch of other niche shoe types for parkour some time
Oh boy, the last one was the cherry on the top 😂😂
Was fun guys, cheers 👍🏻
You guys should try and do interviews with some of the people you watched. Would be hilarious! Great vid as always!
The reaction to that last video shows just how much of a class act the Stooror boys are. The it’s not too late to call the police killed me
Love u guys from morocco ❤🇲🇦
Currently curling up into a ball. Thanks.
Ya will hit 10m I will pray for that day
Why does nobody thank the Safety Team for going through all that cringy videos to make sure that Storror boys won't be traumatized when they watch them
Because we are all traumatised
that last video actually hurt
the nerf video is so good
Ed Miliband vibes from the Assassin at the start
I love your contents.
Ronnie street stunts was peak back in the day
if i ever see you guys im not yelling parkour im yelling "NEXT ESPOTE!"
you guys are the best
Less than 32,000,000 Views till 2,000,000,000 Views!!! I count on you STORROR!!! You can do it in Year 2023!!!! 🤗👍🥳
last video pure gold lmao aaahahahahahah
Good to hear that the lady made something of herself and the Triple Threat didn't.
Yooo wtf was that last one🤢 its wild that no one's taken that down..
poetry and parkour are like oil and water especially when its that