The Worst Weapons I Ever Wasted Money On

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  • @egotisticalfrog9303
    @egotisticalfrog9303 7 років тому +3317

    >haven't watched a Skallagrim video for at least a year
    >come back
    >the pommel meme is still a thing

    • @koffieverslaafde627
      @koffieverslaafde627 7 років тому +87

      Egotistical Frog it Will never die

    • @BlackVelvetDaydream
      @BlackVelvetDaydream 7 років тому +75

      I facepalm every time someone pulls that meme out of their ass.

    • @timesweeper9778
      @timesweeper9778 7 років тому +2

      yup

    • @Toadcop98
      @Toadcop98 7 років тому +177

      +BlackVelvetDaydream why face palm when you can be rightly pommel faced?

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 7 років тому +43

      The pommel meme will never die, you're delusional XD

  • @Montyweb
    @Montyweb 7 років тому +2423

    My worst weapon was my three handed great sword, I swapped it for a custom one. It's about 80% pommel 30% blade, I named it "The Righteous Ender"

  • @zwz.zdenek
    @zwz.zdenek 6 років тому +378

    The "clumsy" sword is the worst in my eyes. The axe would still make a nice fantasy wallhanger.

    • @jacolitethepumpkin765
      @jacolitethepumpkin765 5 років тому +45

      Assuming it wouldn’t pull the wall down

    • @Yorick257
      @Yorick257 4 роки тому +11

      @@jacolitethepumpkin765 OK, corner stander then

    • @asdfg2560
      @asdfg2560 3 роки тому +5

      The clumsy sword looks like something I could knock out in a day and I’m not even a smith I’m a machinist and a welder

    • @dogman9291
      @dogman9291 3 роки тому +2

      It's ugly as high hell to me, so I wouldn't want it on my wall, but different strokes for different folks I guess.

    • @kyletooma9118
      @kyletooma9118 3 роки тому +1

      And give it to the mountain or someone 7ft tall and it would look more in proportion.

  • @TheArzonite
    @TheArzonite 7 років тому +641

    That axe will pass from one idiot to another forever.

    • @AstralS7orm
      @AstralS7orm 7 років тому +32

      The first second I thought this was 3x smaller and was wondering "huh, that'd be weird but maybe functional", but then I see a picture of young skal and the axehead is as big as his head. Yeah.

    • @Greamzih
      @Greamzih 7 років тому +19

      That axe is from Minoan civilization where it was used for religious ceremonies. Owning it is no more idiotic than owning a replica of a lightsaber.

    • @TheArzonite
      @TheArzonite 7 років тому +25

      +Вася Бубликов I don't think edgy teenagers looking for cool axes think like that. Watch the video and you'll understand.

    • @Somerandomguy2998
      @Somerandomguy2998 7 років тому

      i had the same reaction as skall, when i saw it

    • @fullercrane8548
      @fullercrane8548 7 років тому +1

      +Вася Бубликов
      Reading the title of the video might help you there :'D

  • @ImGazu
    @ImGazu 5 років тому +807

    One night when I was 19 I got really, really drunk and decided to browse TrueSwords like the nerd that I was. From what I remember I just gawked at some of the stuff that they had and imagined the scenarios that would never happen where I could use them (tactical belt buckle lol).
    3 weeks later a package arrives at my door. I open the box and pull out a goddamn medieval flail, like the fucking thing that's a metal spiked ball on a chain attached to a wooden handle. I kept digging and pulled out a grappling hook, and a ww2 era gas mask.
    I checked my bank account and yes, I did make these purchases. I no longer browse novelty/weapons sites while drunk.

    • @ryanb1874
      @ryanb1874 4 роки тому +16

      Yea, like the sword with axes for guard, that swing out on rollers with flip of lever,and lock up near tip of blade (in fuller) to turn sword into axe,🤓🤓🤓

    • @nuraby_9228
      @nuraby_9228 4 роки тому +41

      The gas mask would be very useful now lmfao

    • @s_vb2220
      @s_vb2220 4 роки тому +29

      @@nuraby_9228 no ww2 era gasmasks (and all soviet gasmask's i know) have asbestos in the filter

    • @Medved725
      @Medved725 4 роки тому +15

      @@s_vb2220 Whether it's a ww2 or soviet gasmask, as long as the threading is 40mm you can fit any other filter onto it.

    • @s_vb2220
      @s_vb2220 4 роки тому +16

      @@Medved725 yes but the soviet filter are in 40mm gost while the almost all modern gasmask filters are in 40mm nato the threads are different if u try to screw a 40mm nato in a soviet mask u can damage it and it wont make a airtight seal (without modification)

  • @grumgi5486
    @grumgi5486 7 років тому +1143

    So, teenage Skall is non-canon now?

  • @unowno123
    @unowno123 8 років тому +781

    i dont understand edgy teenagers nowadays. why dont they buy pommels instead of cheap katanas

    • @TheOwenMajor
      @TheOwenMajor 8 років тому +56

      I know right. All these kids buying spandaus, when they could be getting the superior Bren gun.

    • @_aelfweard
      @_aelfweard 8 років тому +44

      *flashback to lindybeige's gun impression*

    • @Skallagrim
      @Skallagrim  8 років тому +44

      I don't think 2000 counts as "nowadays" anymore. :)

    • @denisbrezovsky5271
      @denisbrezovsky5271 8 років тому +7

      You cannot let them have deadly weapons, there would be chaos !

    • @kenrudd6362
      @kenrudd6362 8 років тому

      EU LONG QUA

  • @chimpaflimp
    @chimpaflimp 8 років тому +1872

    The blacksmith that made that sword should have his hammers confiscated.

    • @kevinoneal9779
      @kevinoneal9779 8 років тому +76

      A Totally Ordinary Aubergine Who uses hammers when you have industrial steel presses.

    • @Dr4gonDestroyer
      @Dr4gonDestroyer 8 років тому +122

      Kevin O'Neal Appearently that blacksmith, and not in a good way.

    • @breaden4381
      @breaden4381 8 років тому +17

      You mean the sword he made?

    • @kevinoneal9779
      @kevinoneal9779 8 років тому +4

      RageWolf lol

    • @undeadgames309
      @undeadgames309 8 років тому +14

      Braden Vande Plasse black smiths need their hammer to make swords if his hammers are taken away he can no longer make more crappy swords.

  • @sirbig8292
    @sirbig8292 7 років тому +232

    I'd say the sword you commissioned is way worse than that axe. Like you said, the axe was probably just intended as some "wall hanger". Hell, one could sell that design as "fantasy ceremonial/burial weapon" or some shit. That sword is completely useless. It can't be used for sparring or cutting and it is too ugly to be used as decoration.

  • @oolooo
    @oolooo 8 років тому +254

    This video should be called "Skall's cringy memories" .

    • @alackofcaring9662
      @alackofcaring9662 8 років тому

      Sword Bastard
      manowars newer stuff is great tho

    • @DimmVargr
      @DimmVargr 7 років тому

      +Sword Bastard - he said the band hadn't been the real reason he'd had that poster.

  • @dalawdog
    @dalawdog 7 років тому +630

    "Clumsy". Man, you are way more polite than me. That thing looks like a forged terd.

    • @Charmlethehedgehog
      @Charmlethehedgehog 6 років тому +25

      even my 1st blade looked (looks) better than that :^) and I forged it myself!

    • @schoolsout15
      @schoolsout15 6 років тому +16

      Same. First blade I forged with some work could probably have passed for a decent fishing knife!

    • @Harshhaze
      @Harshhaze 5 років тому +19

      A Smith worth his salt would have basically been tortured to make this blade, let alone sell/leave his forge. It also probably isn't a good idea to be openly hostile with your clients, not a good business move

    • @Durzo1259
      @Durzo1259 4 роки тому +6

      A turd from Thor, forged in the bowels of Hell!!!

    • @vladyslavtsepesh9525
      @vladyslavtsepesh9525 4 роки тому +1

      @@Durzo1259 bowels of Hel!

  • @danielgarcia3072
    @danielgarcia3072 4 роки тому +41

    The crow poster, manowar poster and the spawn poster in the background while he takes a picture of the sword.
    The power that that image is irradiating is immense

  • @mermaidman961
    @mermaidman961 7 років тому +114

    I bought a $10 stainless steel dagger solely for the purpose of using it as a cool little letter opener, but the edges of the blade were square so it couldn't even do that properly. Piece of junk.

    • @kwinntao9522
      @kwinntao9522 5 років тому +2

      mnb323 if you still have it for some reason, then hopefully you’ve sharpened it

    • @F2PMegaGod
      @F2PMegaGod 4 роки тому +12

      not being sharp isnt the worst, for small things like that any metal will do if you run a whetstone through it. Most kitchen utensils are made of stainless steel and they can still cut and chop through skin, tissue, cartilage and even bone with no problems (like skal said in some videos, problem is having longer blades made out of it). So give it a try, might surprise you

    • @henryettoit897
      @henryettoit897 4 роки тому +2

      you are supposed to sharpen it

    • @morgancampbell3505
      @morgancampbell3505 4 роки тому +6

      @@F2PMegaGod tbf most cooks knifes are very sharp but being stainless steel require constant sharpening which most people don't do, they also lack rigidity being about 2mm thick making them useless for anything other than kitchen purposes

  • @genericfakename8197
    @genericfakename8197 8 років тому +1407

    I am a teenager, one day I hope to overcome my disability.

    • @chriswedemann8599
      @chriswedemann8599 8 років тому +71

      GenericFakeName You can overcome that now, actually. think old, be old.

    • @ShakeMilkyWay1
      @ShakeMilkyWay1 8 років тому +148

      dont worry, youth is a disease that heals over time

    • @God8-O
      @God8-O 8 років тому +43

      Chris Wedemann My back hurts (I'm thinking old)

    • @Cookiesdiefrombehind
      @Cookiesdiefrombehind 8 років тому +4

      Yamil Aouada the old beg to differ

    • @ShakeMilkyWay1
      @ShakeMilkyWay1 8 років тому +4

      趙 憲 why? They no longer suffer youth

  • @ironblade5735
    @ironblade5735 7 років тому +77

    "In ascending order of suckage"
    My new favourite quote from now on

  • @sneakzz3714
    @sneakzz3714 7 років тому +253

    I bought a 19 dollar tactical pen while drunk....... I hate myself

    • @shorelockhomes943
      @shorelockhomes943 6 років тому +10

      Sneakz z L.O.L. Lesson learned?

    • @orangejoe204
      @orangejoe204 6 років тому +18

      If you ever need to poke somebody in the eye with a pen, it'll be very useful.
      Would it be better to have almost anything else? Of course. But a weapon is just a tool. It is a hard heart that kills.

    • @thepast6007
      @thepast6007 5 років тому +4

      i bought a 80 euro one... *hate me for that

    • @virgosintellect
      @virgosintellect 5 років тому +2

      Does it write upside down? Drunk tactics?

    • @annasstorybox7906
      @annasstorybox7906 5 років тому +2

      @@orangejoe204 But... that also works with pencils from the dollar store or a similar shop (dont raid IKEA for the free pencils they are quite short and therefore fiddly to use)... You can also get a box of ten in a dollar store type of shop for less that thre dollars... And they are wooden pencils so they are eco-friendly. xD

  • @kp1flush
    @kp1flush 7 років тому +342

    I like that he doesn't beg for subscribers

    • @legasius9358
      @legasius9358 6 років тому +31

      It's nice to see someone who puts vids on yt because he simply likes it and it's entertaining for him 😄

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 5 років тому +13

      @@legasius9358 i do too.
      Just like you said, just make the vids if you want to and like to do so.
      Don't beg for subs~ if people wanna see your vids they can subscribe themselves.
      I doubt people can be too stupid to not find that button

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 5 років тому +9

      Or likes, or favorites, it's great. Respecting your viewers enough to where they can decide themselves to do any of this without being asked to is very rare on UA-cam.

    • @benrussell5070
      @benrussell5070 4 роки тому +3

      Speaking personally, as someone who has just stumbled on this channel, that sentiment along with the quality of the video is enough to earn a sub from me. So by not begging for subs he's earned a sub 😁

  • @bilbo_gamers6417
    @bilbo_gamers6417 7 років тому +240

    13:59
    Jim: Hey, I just got this full plate armor on, take a swing at me!
    Skall: Are you sure, man?
    Jim: Yeah, I'll be fine.
    Skall: Okay.. (swings axe at Jim's helmet)
    *clonk*
    (A 4-inch dent appears in the helmet, Jim falls to the ground)
    Skall: Jim?

    • @Daniel-rd6st
      @Daniel-rd6st 4 роки тому +18

      Dont even joke about such things. When i was in the German army some recruits thought that it would be "fun" to shoot at each other, so one of them put on a flakjacket. One dead recruit later it turned out that flakjackets are not bulletproof nor are they supposed to be...

    • @VuurBarbaar
      @VuurBarbaar 4 роки тому +15

      @@Daniel-rd6st play stupid games,win stupid prices

    • @Daniel-rd6st
      @Daniel-rd6st 4 роки тому +11

      @@VuurBarbaar I guess a Darwin Award certainly falls into the "stupid price" category.

    • @Daniel-rd6st
      @Daniel-rd6st 4 роки тому

      @James Harding Sounds about right. Though they used a G36 iirc.

    • @admirable_kon5083
      @admirable_kon5083 3 роки тому +3

      @@Daniel-rd6st Geez... I pitty the guy, even when people are stupid, it doesn't mean they should die or get seriously hurt...
      If they wanted to do that kind of stupid stuff, they should have shot the flak jacket before, without anyone inside it, to be sure if it could stop a bullet or not...

  • @willxu6581
    @willxu6581 7 років тому +343

    As a teenager, I look back one month and I go "eghhh..."

    • @danielonenut1864
      @danielonenut1864 7 років тому +58

      same, I disgust myself

    • @GrampsandMates
      @GrampsandMates 7 років тому +44

      me with everything I do...
      Seriously, I'm so overly critical of myself and what I do.
      You guys, don't be disgusted. You're growing.
      Also, can't beat 10 years old me running like a ninja in the school court yard.

    • @HuxleyTheProf
      @HuxleyTheProf 7 років тому +17

      Elle And Gramps Lol teenagers are funny. All those embarrassing memories are pretty far away at this point, but not far enough :p. It gets better though, you get comfortable with ourself and the people around get way better after high school, generally. It's hard being forced to see the same people every day for years when you have no choice.

    • @مدمرةالمهبل
      @مدمرةالمهبل 7 років тому

      Elle And Gramps hey yeah that's like me when I look back at old videos. I delete them because I think they're shit

    • @willstuart8801
      @willstuart8801 7 років тому +2

      Am I the only one who disgusts themselves even before they do something ? I don't even need to think of what I am going to do and I disgust myself

  • @WardenWolf
    @WardenWolf 4 роки тому +142

    Nickname for a decorative Japanese sword: Wallhangzashi.

    • @reenusmcreet7323
      @reenusmcreet7323 4 роки тому +8

      I laughed harder than I should have

    • @NumbDogma69185
      @NumbDogma69185 3 роки тому +2

      I have 2

    • @littlebigheroman
      @littlebigheroman 3 роки тому +1

      @@NumbDogma69185 I've got one as well. You would expect katanasforsale.com to provide shitty products but it's actually my best cutter.

    • @harveybrooks1460
      @harveybrooks1460 3 роки тому +2

      lmao!!! whats its short on is its length and usability jk lol 😂

    • @gaddock3713
      @gaddock3713 2 роки тому +1

      ive got one of those.....at least it looks cool on my wall (shrugs)

  • @sherlockbatmanholmes892
    @sherlockbatmanholmes892 5 років тому +324

    Skalligrim used to be a thicc boi

    • @Hercules1-v9m
      @Hercules1-v9m 4 роки тому +35

      He is again now. Not by choice though. He doesn't talk about it but he has problems holding off weight and if he doesn't workout heavy every day then he packs on weight fast. I have the same problem. Low ass metabolism.

    • @Ecktor
      @Ecktor 4 роки тому +1

      Eye, sharp as a falchion

    • @spartankongcountry6799
      @spartankongcountry6799 4 роки тому +4

      @@Hercules1-v9m Not trying to sound like a d*ck, but its actually a myth that a slow metabolism causes obesity. If anything they have a higher metabolism from expending energy on carrying their extra body weight.

    • @mohammadwaled409
      @mohammadwaled409 4 роки тому +1

      @@spartankongcountry6799 yes but they're metabolism isn't fast enough to stop them from putting on weight in the first place

    • @spartankongcountry6799
      @spartankongcountry6799 4 роки тому +10

      @@mohammadwaled409 They gain weight because they don't move, and they eat unhealthy. Metabolism isn't really a problem until you're middle aged.

  • @BFedie518
    @BFedie518 8 років тому +111

    8:52 That looks like a good pommel for ending people rightly.

    • @danieldo8859
      @danieldo8859 8 років тому +9

      Brandon Fedie that meme is still alive wtf

    • @aaronhanson7241
      @aaronhanson7241 8 років тому +14

      Daniel Do Long live the pommel!

    • @BFedie518
      @BFedie518 8 років тому +11

      Daniel Do There will always be people who need to be ended rightly.

    • @ryleighs9575
      @ryleighs9575 8 років тому +4

      +Daniel Do Bundles of fish?

    • @peganoske
      @peganoske 7 років тому +1

      too lewd for me

  • @yellowmaskdude553
    @yellowmaskdude553 8 років тому +939

    Just sell them and replace them with pommels.

    • @Butterkin
      @Butterkin 8 років тому +41

      end them rightly

    • @yellowmaskdude553
      @yellowmaskdude553 8 років тому +37

      Butterkin 3000 No, the pommels should be thrown at knights in full plate armour.

    • @yellowmaskdude553
      @yellowmaskdude553 8 років тому +20

      Krasniy Soldat You're welcome, as long as you're not Fargoth.

    • @killermemesatareasonablepr9707
      @killermemesatareasonablepr9707 8 років тому +10

      Yellow Mask Dude Can you find my ring?

    • @yellowmaskdude553
      @yellowmaskdude553 8 років тому +12

      Alduin, the World-Eater Look, it was funny the first three times but now it just looks like you're following me across the internet and now you come here asking for your godsdamned ring?! I already told you, the imperial guards have it.

  • @bobbiesagainn1058
    @bobbiesagainn1058 4 роки тому +42

    "I trust that the people who want to see more of my videos will be smart enough to press the subscribe button"
    I respect that, deeply

  • @AlucardNoir
    @AlucardNoir 8 років тому +60

    Well, technically, a weapon that is used to clobber someone to death is still a weapon. You should be proud, you had a sharp club made for you. It takes a certain kind of person to give an edge to his club - usually a medieval era mesoamerican warrior type, but hey, you were learning, how were you supposed to know the edge was supposed to obsidian and not steel?

    • @intergalacticimperialist9670
      @intergalacticimperialist9670 8 років тому +2

      AlucardNoir Wow that's DEEP cut for weapons enthusiasts lol

    • @daboss640
      @daboss640 8 років тому +1

      I think it's a worst cut for the blacksmith

    • @BigTimeZergRush
      @BigTimeZergRush 8 років тому

      :P its easy to give a club a edge, just use a whetstone and after 3 passes its razor sharp! Even a massive bone can be turned into a extremely sharp weapon if you have the right skill set.

    • @DimmVargr
      @DimmVargr 7 років тому +1

      +AlucardNoir - Macuahuitl were known for being capable of decapitating a horse, which definitely does take some cutting power in addition to sheer weight.

  • @CureOptimismForHumanity
    @CureOptimismForHumanity 7 років тому +14

    That axe at the end looks -silly- good enough for Abbath to pose with it on the next Immortal album

  • @Bogojira
    @Bogojira 5 років тому +12

    Ive only been really delving into Skall's content for up to a few weeks now, so I am not a long time subscriber. This guy has the honesty and respect for his audience that I can respect and admire. I hope this guy makes it big on UA-cam, like really really big, he deserves it. Cheers!

  • @billbuck3590
    @billbuck3590 8 років тому +80

    I think that axe looks pretty sick. Impractical but cool looking.

    • @phileas007
      @phileas007 8 років тому +15

      Bataxe?

    • @Andoulline
      @Andoulline 8 років тому +7

      phileas007 Lol Well I guess batman was invented in the middle ages.

    • @danielyakovlev8553
      @danielyakovlev8553 8 років тому +5

      Yeah, at least it looked badass unlike that crappy sword

    • @billbuck3590
      @billbuck3590 8 років тому +8

      Andoulline batman would be like 10X cooler if he just ran around cutting bad guys in half with a massive fucking bat axe......

    • @kovi567
      @kovi567 8 років тому

      Well...if it's made from good steel, then you just have to cut off from each blade like...half of it, so you make a double headed bearded axe, widen the shafthole (idk how it's called in english...or in any other languages.) so it can fit a thicker hardwood shaft, and grind the edge until it becomes sharp enough to chop wood, or people's limbs with it.
      Shit ton of work, but doable for sure, if the steel is good.

  • @HadronWolf
    @HadronWolf 8 років тому +267

    you can't just tease us, now we gotta see the teenage cringy pics.

    • @Apocolovids
      @Apocolovids 8 років тому +1

      Those were some clever crops hahaha

    • @AnimeOtaku2
      @AnimeOtaku2 8 років тому +30

      Hadron Wolf if he ever makes a bet on this channel and loses, I think we have found his forfeit. :D

    • @HadronWolf
      @HadronWolf 8 років тому +6

      perfect idea, like mabie have a sparring match with someone, if he loses, cringe video.

    • @lockesnode1477
      @lockesnode1477 8 років тому

      Show us!

    • @poiuytrewq11422
      @poiuytrewq11422 7 років тому +8

      R Stewart What's the point? We'll be too distracted by his godly Haircut.

  • @malgremor85
    @malgremor85 6 років тому +61

    8:20 Now there's a pommel that could do some damage...

    • @virgosintellect
      @virgosintellect 5 років тому +3

      She said

    • @xaquko9718
      @xaquko9718 5 років тому

      @@virgosintellect lmao It truly looks lika the tip of a d

    • @admirable_kon5083
      @admirable_kon5083 3 роки тому

      We might theorize that, in the factory, the original handle broke while fitting... The worker talked to the boss, but the boss said "It's your problem! You broke it, you fix it!", and so the worker remembered that his wifey had a strangely refined dildo in their house... So... XD

    • @vegeta6169
      @vegeta6169 Рік тому

      Could definitely end someone rightly

  • @wulfila99
    @wulfila99 8 років тому +117

    That axe is great if you're Mayhem or Emperor or some other Black Metal band :D

    • @Anttimation
      @Anttimation 8 років тому +5

      It even resembles corpse paint.

    • @helios5868
      @helios5868 8 років тому

      I was gonna post that exact same thing!

    • @northstarus
      @northstarus 8 років тому +4

      Did Mayhem's members pose with weapons? I don't recall, seems like a pretty Vikernes thing to do hahaha

    • @wulfila99
      @wulfila99 8 років тому +3

      Hereldiom IceStorm​ There's a picture of Euronymous posing with a rapier. But I think, Varg did it more and early Emperor did it a lot

    • @wulfila99
      @wulfila99 8 років тому +2

      Satyr Horns And crab stances

  • @PseudoReality28
    @PseudoReality28 7 років тому +304

    Grand those swords, but I prefer me trusty axe!

    • @OcrimBob
      @OcrimBob 7 років тому +49

      JayceStardasher A good sword ain't worth shite if a weak arm's swingin' it eh?

    • @PseudoReality28
      @PseudoReality28 7 років тому +28

      ♪ Bam ba ran, bam bam ba ran ♪

    • @OcrimBob
      @OcrimBob 7 років тому +35

      JayceStardasher​ friends we show heart, foes we show our axe. Remember that stranger.

    • @PseudoReality28
      @PseudoReality28 7 років тому +30

      See you're a man well traveled, so tell me...
      Should I beat me wench once a week, or oftener?

    • @OcrimBob
      @OcrimBob 7 років тому +22

      Making me a slingshot, gonna hunt bears!

  • @Y4LDA
    @Y4LDA 7 років тому +211

    "Edgy teenager with no friggin clue." - Subbed

    • @A-G-F-
      @A-G-F- 5 років тому

      Hey, whats your Profile Picture? I kinda want it as my Xbox Live picture :^)

    • @DenpaRaven
      @DenpaRaven 5 років тому +1

      @@A-G-F-She seemsTerezi from Homestuck

    • @A-G-F-
      @A-G-F- 5 років тому

      @@DenpaRaven homestuck still a thing? Heh
      Seems like you are right, thanks you

  • @MsFrostitute
    @MsFrostitute 8 років тому +33

    Worst Weapons:
    Every weapon that doesn't have an unscrewable pommel

    • @chriswedemann8599
      @chriswedemann8599 8 років тому

      処女ロリータ We'll see what Big Daddy has to say.

    • @senpaisanchoyt5225
      @senpaisanchoyt5225 7 років тому

      where is that from?

    • @paulgomes5567
      @paulgomes5567 6 років тому +1

      Yeah, without an unscrewable pummel how can you "end them rightly"?

  • @MetazoaOrganan
    @MetazoaOrganan 8 років тому +66

    Skall has gone from one kind of edgelord to another. 😂

    • @kevinoneal9779
      @kevinoneal9779 8 років тому +7

      Darth Metazoa He's the edge KING now!

    • @jondeoliveira8248
      @jondeoliveira8248 8 років тому +2

      Kevin O'Neal Next step will be Edgegod.

    • @EclipsisTenebris
      @EclipsisTenebris 8 років тому +4

      If you know Soul Calibur, you will get this.
      Skall went from Edgelord to Edgemaster

    • @dabloodsploder4280
      @dabloodsploder4280 8 років тому

      Dracul JOSHI he kinda look like him too

    • @EclipsisTenebris
      @EclipsisTenebris 8 років тому

      DaBloodsploder Krieg
      I was more thinking about the CC class in 3, but you're right... Skal does look a bit like the character too.

  • @firewaterforgeofarizona4304
    @firewaterforgeofarizona4304 4 роки тому +3

    When that "battle axe" came on at 12:35 I started laughing uncontrollably because there was a time I was dying to have one. Great video Skallagrim!

  • @ОлегОленев-я3о
    @ОлегОленев-я3о 8 років тому +108

    >Man-O-War
    >Naked "chicks"
    Skall confirmed for gay.

    • @ОлегОленев-я3о
      @ОлегОленев-я3о 8 років тому +11

      Sword Bastard I don't think their gayness is a problem but, they are reeeeeally gay.

    • @Lol8922
      @Lol8922 8 років тому +3

      The band? Pretty sure the singer is married and has two sons.

    • @AJtheGuitarist38
      @AJtheGuitarist38 8 років тому +2

      +Sword Bastard - I'm pretty sure Eric is the singer and the person that Omar is referring to. And I'm also pretty sure that Joey is the bassist, and not the person Omar is referring to.

    • @peganoske
      @peganoske 7 років тому

      Spartans were all gays and the best warriors in history of humanity though.
      Also - "Олег Хайнс" - I understand that Russians all over-religious fanatics and homophobic, but it does not give a good impression about them in civilized societies.

    • @MrBioniclefan1
      @MrBioniclefan1 7 років тому

      Yeah

  • @Jack_Woods
    @Jack_Woods 8 років тому +26

    As an Edgy Teenager...
    I'm glad to know this kind of stuff before buying my first sword...

    • @Jack_Woods
      @Jack_Woods 8 років тому +6

      One of these days....

    • @sun332s7
      @sun332s7 8 років тому +3

      Jack Woods same lol

    • @Jack_Woods
      @Jack_Woods 3 роки тому

      Hey guys I'm 20
      I'm still an Edgelord and I still want to buy swords...
      don't worry I don't have a neckbeard, fedora, and I have a GF, it's all good

  • @nyromath2195
    @nyromath2195 7 років тому +169

    Pfff, you normal teenagers with your half-naked women posters. I'm 15 and the only things on my wall of note are a map of Cyrodiil from Oblivion, a map of Middle Earth from LOTR and this old painting thing of the smurfs.

  • @MMOQuin
    @MMOQuin 7 років тому +6

    when i was about 8 i started collecting knives and swords, my parents thought it was just a phase. as the years went by i use to draw different designs of blades every time i had the chance, filling notebooks, on my clothes if i had no paper, any chance i had. i'm 20 now, starting two years ago i started making knives, since i didn't have money at the time i made my own tools and forge and sold my knives to keep getting more and better tools. I'm still new to the blacksmith trade, but i got far enough on my own to now sell knives from a shop that helps sell them for me at around $175-$200 each for my rustic style knives.

  • @sartanko
    @sartanko 8 років тому +44

    That comissioned viking sword... If I made that I wouldn't dare charge money for it...

    • @ryleighs9575
      @ryleighs9575 8 років тому +21

      What if the person specifically asked "Hey, can you make me a vaguely sword shaped steel bar with a handle?"?

    • @SaitoGray
      @SaitoGray 7 років тому +3

      Same, that thing is awfull.

    • @ArthurC42
      @ArthurC42 7 років тому +15

      When I saw the picture of it I had to go back and re-listen to the part where he says "experienced swordsmith", just to make sure I heard right. That thing is absolutely horrendous, and about 1000 times uglier than the first blade I ever made. Sounds like somebody was exaggerating about their "experience" just a tiiiiiiiiny weee bit.

    • @GeneticAlgorithm
      @GeneticAlgorithm 7 років тому

      I think not even a novice would craft a garbage like that. That Smith is probably self taught or something.

    • @SaitoGray
      @SaitoGray 7 років тому +2

      Technocracy XXI Nothing wrong with being self taught, a lot of smiths are. That "sword" was made by someone with no idea of what his doing...

  • @mrcyberfish1
    @mrcyberfish1 6 років тому +29

    I'll give you ten bucks for the Viking sword.

  • @NordisktLejon
    @NordisktLejon 7 років тому +65

    oh would u look at that, UA-cam did secretly unsub u for me. ffs YT.

    • @Skallagrim
      @Skallagrim  7 років тому +33

      Yes, it happens all the time. Meanwhile they're trying to tell us it doesn't. -_-

  • @braddharma
    @braddharma 7 років тому +99

    Yup, resubbed, and clicked the dingle ling button as well

    • @Skallagrim
      @Skallagrim  7 років тому +107

      Hopefully that will spare you further UA-cam shenanigans.

    • @magiv4205
      @magiv4205 7 років тому +1

      "dingle ling button"

  • @antonioenglish8732
    @antonioenglish8732 4 роки тому +12

    I've really gotten into historical accuracy and practicality in the last 7 years or so, but I'll always have a soft spot for fantasy double bladed gigantic axes.

  • @martinbuhrer3893
    @martinbuhrer3893 7 років тому +99

    Don't deny Manowar, Skall! You know you love them! ;-)

  • @citbCatInTheBag
    @citbCatInTheBag 8 років тому +129

    How much do I need to pay to see your teenager pictures? xD

    • @Skallagrim
      @Skallagrim  8 років тому +82

      More than you can afford. :)

    • @__evelin.pink__
      @__evelin.pink__ 8 років тому +43

      I'll trade you two leftover slices of pizza and my swiss army knife.

    • @kevinoneal9779
      @kevinoneal9779 8 років тому +10

      Skallagrim I have six dollars and a bag full of fecal matter!

    • @jacobfong5469
      @jacobfong5469 8 років тому +23

      I have a $15000 pommel you might want to consider.

    • @felixpadilla3215
      @felixpadilla3215 8 років тому +14

      Skallagrim i have diabetes

  • @aksoldarkwind2345
    @aksoldarkwind2345 3 роки тому +6

    I bought that viking seord in 2004. Pulled out of the box, pommel fell off. Guard rattled. Weighed4.5 lbs. deepeeka. Returned.

  • @JamesRichardsPlays
    @JamesRichardsPlays 7 років тому +78

    Looks at the axe... "You can throw your back out with that thing." *blush* Yeah. That happened. You aren't the only idiot out there ;)

  • @mr.halloween3371
    @mr.halloween3371 7 років тому +6

    Till the blood on your sword is the blood of a king,blood of a king,BLOOD OF A KING!- Manawar.

  • @snowisthebestweather
    @snowisthebestweather 7 років тому +11

    6:29 That Manowar poster.
    Hell yeah!

  • @Psyconaut116
    @Psyconaut116 8 років тому +14

    Now I really want to see a teenage Skall.

  • @Jonathan75531
    @Jonathan75531 7 років тому +28

    That Jon Snow pun was so bad xD

    • @petemadrona2252
      @petemadrona2252 7 років тому +11

      Jonathan Midtgaard Jensen Didn't have enough pommels in it to end rightly.

  • @johnevans347
    @johnevans347 3 роки тому +5

    When I was a kid, my friend's brother,( not much older than us, so maybe twelve or thirteen), was using a double hafted felling axe, but swung way too far back, and partially severed his spine . He was in a wheelchair for about ten years, then could walk again, but was permanently damaged. Awful story, but be careful with sharp edges.

  • @kennylaysh2776
    @kennylaysh2776 8 років тому +6

    I feel you on forgetting the teenage years! The only pictures from those days, are ones my parents have that I cannot destroy, lol. Oh, the joyous days of Nirvana and way too much flannel -_-
    I've been lucky on swords, no bad ones yet. I've been pretty careful/lucky so far. I have on that is just a SLO, but it was created specifically as an art piece, not meant to be used in any way (Mithrodin).

    • @miyamotomusashi7612
      @miyamotomusashi7612 7 років тому

      Nefrai Laysh What's wrong with Flannel? It's warm and comfortable.

    • @kennylaysh2776
      @kennylaysh2776 7 років тому +1

      Miyamoto Musashi Flannel on its own isn't a bad thing, but in the 90's...it was the grunge style, and one I'd prefer no one ever saw me wearing, lol. Crappy ripped jeans, t-shirt, grungy open flannel short over. Flannel can be ok, but we abused the hell out of it in the 90's, lol.

    • @Thulgore
      @Thulgore 7 років тому

      when I was 18 I bought a dragon sword from budk......I paid $150 bucks......learned my lesson quickly. It looked cool.....as an art piece I guess. I even sharpened the thing. (wasted effort) Even trying to use it would involve personal injury. I can't even find it under google images.

  • @iamnobody8979
    @iamnobody8979 7 років тому +196

    Did he just start the video with "Hey, fucks"?

  • @scientificviking
    @scientificviking 7 років тому +148

    as an edgy teen i look back at yesterday and cringe

    • @leonruvalcaba1549
      @leonruvalcaba1549 4 роки тому +1

      Yesterday, all my troubles seem so far away
      Now it looks as though they're here to stay...

  • @tyridge7714
    @tyridge7714 7 років тому +6

    "I knew just as much as John Snow - which is nothing"
    *Clicks subscribe*

  • @codyoverton447
    @codyoverton447 7 років тому +39

    Good thing you mentioned subscribing. I didn't even notice I wasn't subscrived

  • @PoundItNailIt
    @PoundItNailIt 7 років тому +3

    "Order of 'suckage'... " We can add that to Skallagrim's meme of "ending him rightly with a pommel"

  • @JonathanMahadeo
    @JonathanMahadeo 7 років тому +5

    *As we greaten the radius of our understanding we increase the circumference of our misunderstanding*

  • @sarcastichamsandwich5413
    @sarcastichamsandwich5413 8 років тому +9

    The Jon Snow joke forced me to slam the like button a little too hard.

  • @YakobtoshiNakamoto
    @YakobtoshiNakamoto 6 років тому +1

    Wouldn't say I'm a sword or historical weapons enthusiast but these videos are always cool and entertaining. Keep up the good work dude. Subscribed :)

  • @TheJamie1103
    @TheJamie1103 7 років тому +18

    ever bought something that looked so dumb and impractical you wanted it

  • @GabrielThorpshaniqua
    @GabrielThorpshaniqua 8 років тому +15

    TRIGGERED I WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN

  • @АлексейСтафеев-р5б
    @АлексейСтафеев-р5б 3 роки тому +1

    Hey, man! It was a good confession! Thanks for that. Many of us were the same naive idiots, that were grown on “Conan the barbarian” movies and knew nothing about the steel parameters. Thanks to your videos like that I know what doesn’t worth of my money, which shops and producers are fine, and which blades the one should avoid, which prices are reasonable, which stuff is to cheap to be good, and which weapons are “cheap but good” and worth to be bought by novices like me.
    It is good to know that skilled guys like you were complete noobs as well, and made some silly mistakes. So, once again, thanks for your videos, and especially for this one!

  • @brungrisatre5968
    @brungrisatre5968 8 років тому +9

    Let's get Skallagrim to 1 million subscribers so he will show us his teenage pictures.

  • @jacobs9083
    @jacobs9083 8 років тому +7

    That viking sword is hilarious

  • @philbabb6460
    @philbabb6460 4 роки тому +2

    "first battle ready sword" in front of posters for Manowar and The Crow
    my man

  • @StutleyConstable
    @StutleyConstable 8 років тому +59

    But isn't a bad katana still better than any other sword? I mean, it's the divine geometry of the blade that matters, not the material from which it is forged.

    • @addiegaskin6807
      @addiegaskin6807 8 років тому +4

      StutleyConstable you have won the internet sir have this W

    • @bruno-mq6bg
      @bruno-mq6bg 8 років тому +1

      StutleyConstable material matters

    • @StutleyConstable
      @StutleyConstable 8 років тому +12

      Yeah, material matters. Unless it's a KATANA!

    • @VndNvwYvvSvv
      @VndNvwYvvSvv 8 років тому +10

      StutleyConstable Exactly. With the geometry and sharpness, there simply wouldn't be enough resistance to break it!

    • @SongJiangShiJin
      @SongJiangShiJin 8 років тому +30

      Katanas are always superior. And besides being a superior weapon it could do your taxes, drive your kids to school, used as a night light and will monitor your carb intake. Superior in every way

  • @doctact7144
    @doctact7144 7 років тому +29

    crap I'm glad you reminded me to sub again jeez I haven't seen a vid in ages

    • @Skallagrim
      @Skallagrim  7 років тому +2

      Yep, the subscription system is seriously broken right now. Well, at least there is lots of videos to watch now. :)

    • @doctact7144
      @doctact7144 7 років тому

      very true, will last me a few hours anyway xD

    • @sarlol00
      @sarlol00 7 років тому +1

      I have now a lot to watch too, and 3 exams tomorrow, but(t) fu*k it

    • @WuBrotherNumbaOne
      @WuBrotherNumbaOne 7 років тому +2

      Dávid Kertész I would suggest exams

  • @coraline2770
    @coraline2770 3 роки тому

    I can’t believe I’m only finding your videos now going through them thank you!

  • @AllinAllGames
    @AllinAllGames 7 років тому +372

    can you please add freaking ads so you can make some money

    • @Skallagrim
      @Skallagrim  7 років тому +109

      This video *is* monetized. Got Adblock on?

    • @ewqdsacxz765
      @ewqdsacxz765 7 років тому +44

      So, if someone has Adblock, does that mean you don't get paid? Just wondering. Thanks.

    • @SolarSAG
      @SolarSAG 7 років тому +84

      Yes.

    • @TheOfficialTYSIL
      @TheOfficialTYSIL 7 років тому +53

      I dont think anyone would have anything against sponsored videos. Having ads in the videos makes it easier for people like me to support you.

    • @trujillo721
      @trujillo721 7 років тому +41

      Skallagrim I don't have ad block and never get ads somehow 🤔

  • @Northernmight
    @Northernmight 8 років тому +6

    Uh. Manowar AND Black Metal on your walls. I approve!

    • @Skallagrim
      @Skallagrim  8 років тому +7

      That's not Black Metal, it's a poster of The Crow and one of Spawn.

    • @TerrorBlades
      @TerrorBlades 8 років тому +1

      Holy shit,The Crow and Spawn are awesome!
      What are those posters you have now?

    • @Jesses001
      @Jesses001 8 років тому +1

      I thought The Crow was a decent movie. I liked that the protagonist with his new found powers acted bad-ass but in actuality he was kind of a dork, ha. It helped humanize him.

  • @Nemoticon
    @Nemoticon 7 років тому

    I LOVE the first 40s of this clip. Rants always tickle me and Skall's mini-rants are hilarious. Now, to the rest of the video!

  • @Shabanezloth
    @Shabanezloth 8 років тому +9

    I burst out of laughing when I saw the viking sword, sorry :D

  • @johnhaney4475
    @johnhaney4475 3 роки тому +3

    I wonder if the blacksmith tried swinging his own sword or if he just decided it looked good enough

  • @myvids3115
    @myvids3115 3 роки тому

    Nice. Eloquent. Enjoyable in the pure honesty of the thing. Thanks mate

  • @prostheticjucies2020
    @prostheticjucies2020 7 років тому +24

    i thought you just rarely posted.. just re-subscribed.

    • @Skallagrim
      @Skallagrim  7 років тому +14

      I upload every other day, it was just UA-cam being ridiculous.

    • @ARebelscause
      @ARebelscause 7 років тому

      Same happened to me. Just subscribed again because I stumbled over this video. UA-cam really increases to annoy me, especially this algorithm pretending to know what I want to see....yeah thank you but no thank you. :D

    • @Asparagaceae
      @Asparagaceae 7 років тому

      Oh what the hell I just noticed that I was unsubscribed too.

    • @symmetrie_bruch
      @symmetrie_bruch 7 років тому

      same here

    • @RedavniTv
      @RedavniTv 7 років тому +1

      same here re subbed

  • @P1K3L
    @P1K3L 5 років тому +7

    Now I wanna design a double headed axe and name it "Full Retardation".

  • @evn556
    @evn556 2 роки тому

    Much love and respect Skalla, thanks for always providing helpful and thorough content.

  • @demonetizeddemonetisedinmy1890
    @demonetizeddemonetisedinmy1890 8 років тому +58

    I sell pommels and pommel accessories

    • @ryleighs9575
      @ryleighs9575 8 років тому +14

      That blade ain't right...

    • @ShadowKick32
      @ShadowKick32 7 років тому +6

      your name...just... i upvote...i can't stop laughing

    • @averylarsen2511
      @averylarsen2511 7 років тому

      what a uniquely specific market to corner.

    • @animelova271
      @animelova271 7 років тому +2

      can I end any of my opponents rightly with your pommels?

    • @pyroparagon8945
      @pyroparagon8945 7 років тому

      It's euphoria

  • @brasil221
    @brasil221 7 років тому +6

    "I knew as much as Jon Snow... Which is nothing." Like EARNED. xD

  • @jrbrumm1587
    @jrbrumm1587 4 роки тому +2

    Skall shows an axe
    Skall: "this is way too heavy..."
    MichaelCthulu: "hold my respirator"

  • @Jedrasification
    @Jedrasification 8 років тому +46

    Weird I was unsubscribed even though the video showed up in my subscribtion feed.

    • @Skallagrim
      @Skallagrim  8 років тому +11

      UA-cam is just Bizarro Land right now.

    • @RJStockton
      @RJStockton 8 років тому

      Jedrasification How dare you not be subscribed to Skallagrim? You call yourself a Chaos Warrior?

    • @Jedrasification
      @Jedrasification 8 років тому

      What i meant is that youtube got me unsubscribed, and the video still showed up in my subscribtion feed.

    • @thomas.cloutier-guay
      @thomas.cloutier-guay 8 років тому

      you are lucky i was unsubscribed and the only reason i noticed it is because i came too see one of his holder video.

    • @hh-ck6ko
      @hh-ck6ko 8 років тому

      I also had this problem, not with skall's channenl though. The worst thing is that youtube just denies the problem.

  • @joshuarobinson845
    @joshuarobinson845 6 років тому +13

    my favorite sword is the gladius

  • @AesirViking
    @AesirViking 2 роки тому

    Forget Manowar - Yay for the Crow poster!

  • @ndokray
    @ndokray 8 років тому +7

    Bro, i'm on mobile, and I have never been unsubscribed.

    • @pi198273
      @pi198273 8 років тому

      Wiped Ceiling same

  • @dreadthemadsmith
    @dreadthemadsmith 8 років тому +25

    Is.... is that a "The Crow" poster...?

    • @brasteen1
      @brasteen1 8 років тому

      Dread, the Mad Smith Yep

    • @SongJiangShiJin
      @SongJiangShiJin 8 років тому +1

      Dread, the Mad Smith as if you had to ask

  • @Chabal117
    @Chabal117 3 роки тому

    I really like the tone of this one. One of my favorite vids

  • @SolidBren
    @SolidBren 8 років тому +4

    Skall should order a homemade buster sword from MichaelCthulu! Hahahaha

  • @MulchyYT
    @MulchyYT 7 років тому +87

    Skallagrim, what makes a collectable a "waste of money?" Aren't weapons inherently a waste of money because you're not going into actual medieval combat? I'm not trolling, i'm just curious what you see as "not a waste" and why/what makes a weapon specifically a waste?

    • @Skallagrim
      @Skallagrim  7 років тому +183

      If it's useless for the intended purpose, it's a waste. In this case this could be:
      - Unsafe or otherwise unsuitable for historical martial arts practice
      - Poorly designed for test cutting
      - Not enjoyable as a collector's piece (ugly, uncomfortable in the hand, etc).

    • @MulchyYT
      @MulchyYT 7 років тому +57

      Skallagrim Thanks for the info, was genuinely curious 😁

    • @General12th
      @General12th 7 років тому +21

      Skallagrim Ah, okay, I understand why you got rid of them. I would have kept the massive axe -- I'd never use it for practice or test cutting, so for me, it's pure aesthetics -- but I see why you didn't.

    • @TalesStahl
      @TalesStahl 6 років тому +13

      the axe would look awesome in a video game or at the wall but useless for everything else (accept you wanna kill somebody "accidently" in Training)

  • @SvendleBerries
    @SvendleBerries 3 роки тому +2

    That "Viking" sword looks like it was made from tin foil. Lordy lol

  • @0Ninja0Dude0
    @0Ninja0Dude0 5 років тому +4

    i just make new weapons after i break my cheap ones XD the McGuyver skills run deep in my family.
    I really dig that axe but i also learned how to use heavy weapons from Nightmare on Soul Calibur III not practical but fun as all hell when you got stacks of pumpkins or the like

  • @pikewerfer
    @pikewerfer 7 років тому +5

    And Manowar was pretty cool back then ;-)

  • @theletterpurple6228
    @theletterpurple6228 4 роки тому

    0:27 i wish more youtubers thought that, thank you skalagrim, big respect

  • @Ecktor
    @Ecktor 4 роки тому +2

    I had a few laughable wall hangers as gifts from people that know I like these things, then one of my old uncles, heavens have him, gave me an awesome hand made knife with a bone handle. His neighbor made it for him, literally! 😂 I had no idea he had blacksmithing neighbors!

  • @hawawah8671
    @hawawah8671 4 роки тому +3

    11:09 I legit burst out laughing when I saw the sword.

  • @stefan_c.76
    @stefan_c.76 5 років тому

    I do not yet know why but, at 3:10, your tone gave a very credible aura to what you were saying about it being (or, in this case, NOT being) a self-defense weapon.
    Nice.

  • @Geerladenlad
    @Geerladenlad 7 років тому +5

    Fighting the World and Kings of Metal are both good.