I’ll never understand why Disney spent $4 billion to buy Star Wars and then decided they wanted to change everything about it. That’s like buying a car and giving it a paint job, getting a new engine, tires, drive train, exhaust, etc. Well ffs if you’re gonna change everything why’d you buy the car in the first place?
Not really a good comparison, those things are typically upgrades for cars where as what Disney has done is bought a car with all those upgrades and removed them 😂
Yeah this isn’t just bad Star Wars this is bad period. I was debating with some Acolyte fans the other day and I listed 20 different contrivances and plot holes and that was just off the top of my head.
Agreed I’m surprised Tyrone likes it makes no sense and if it’s such a good weapon why haven’t we seen it before? Probably because George would have thought it was stupid and not a sophisticated weapon.
This is the problem with doing a show 100 years before the movies. If they introduce anything new, the first question is if this is so good why don’t they have this 100 years later? Lightsaber whip, cortosis armor, Jedi reading minds, etc. It’s a good thing the Jedi kinda forgot how to read minds otherwise the movies would have never happened because they would have figured out Palpatine was the Sith Lord in 5 minutes.
@@ErikDaynereason why Jedi couldn’t figure out that Palpatine is Sith Lord because Palpatine utilised the force concealment his identity and his presence in the force while clouding the force for the Jedi. Remember when Yoda said about the dark side clouded from their presence in AOTC episode 2, so yeah that how he hide his identity.
Remember Lumiiyas(?) multi-whip? The saber energy flowed down the metal cords and she used the Force to control the cords themselves. Luke had a hell of a time trying to cut her in half.
4:01 THANK YOU !! THIS!! They did this the whole episode! It couldn’t have been more blatant then when Mae asks Sol if he told her everything on Brendok…. “Mae what happened is..” power restores…. They stare at eachother for 5 seconds… then Mae WALKS OFF!!! So that SHE can communicate with the radio????? When it was Sol that was the one who cared to make contact… OH WAIT but now he doesn’t for some strange unknown reason! Now suddenly he cuts off communication and goes silent… it’s so dumb 13:15 there is is, the whole scene. You can see exactly what I mean! She stares at him and walks away lol! Oh man!! And that light speed scene where one departs and another arrives SECONDS later was so terrible I jumped out of my seat saying “WHAHATTTT?!???”!!! 🤮
We must agree to disagree on the whip. The Lightsaber Whip was 10 lbs of stupid in a 1 lb hat when it was introduced 20+ years ago in the EU. Now, on screen, it looks just as dumb as I imagined it would be.
@@JazzMaster01 Again, agree to disagree. If you like it, that's fine. But I will always think it was one of the dumbest things I've ever read in a Fiction novel. And now it's one of the dumbest things I've seen in live action. It looked awful.
Just realizing how absolutely meta it would've been to have Mace Windu be the one wielding the whip lightsaber while back handing mofos and dropping f bombs 😂😂😂
New Star Wars writers seem to be sure that this is a story where good and evil concepts can be grey. But it is not, Star Wars is about the constant hardships of being good vs letting yourself be controlled by your emotions. These concepts are something people like the writers of this show can't fathom. As they feel personally attacked by Star Wars core ideas and the need for self control. This is the reason why they embelish the dark side of the force and criticize the light side of the force. Bad people can't talk about what GOOD is, they can only complain about it.
I love how Tyrone tries to give the benefit of the doubt by starting to rationalize around 9:05 , and then just knows it's a lost cause, gives up and is like, "Whatever." Basically Disney in a nutshell these days.
11:19 I thought it was ok as well. Githany who turned from the light side and trained with Darth Bane was the only Sith Lord at that time who fought with a lightsaber and a lightwhip.
You know the sad part is that might be the only time we see the whip in action based on how this is written. I have low expectations of being able to see more of the cool stuff.
Nah there’s gonna be a fight between the green Jedi and Smilo Ren for sure. She was his previous master, possibly a secret Sith, and that scar on his back was from her whip. They’re gonna have a showdown later so Qimir can get his “revenge”.
I honestly forgot this show was happening even after last weeks episode. It wasn't until close to midnight last night that I remembered and I didn't even watch the episode. I just watched Theory's review of it to save myself the pain.
Yeah if they went back to the old republic they would have dozens of Jedi and Sith to choose from, and it wouldn’t contradict the lore where the Sith had been gone for a thousand years before the prequels
The lightsaber whip is another legends item used in the first darth bane novel, but when disney bout Star Wars, the legends banner ment non cannon, so they are lying to themselves
A lightsaber whip in my opinion would look good just like Wu Shu artists who practice 9 section whip/chain as such or maybe going towards Shaolin, but within the realms of Star Wars.
No regular person should wiled a lightsaber because it isn’t as easy as u would think it’s extremely unbalanced and hard to control idk the exact science but it has something to do with the blade and the hilt I believe a normal person has a higher risk of cutting their limbs off too lmao
I stopped watching after episode 5. Which was surprisingly better than I expected (not good though) and I believe it wont get any better or more interesting than that. The rest I can just see through Critical Drinker's reviews.
I am almost afraid to say this..but I think the writers are that bad. Did they even see any of the original Star Wars? proof?: in Star wars, Jedis and others can understand droids and wookies. But NOBODY can understand what the hamster is saying to Sol? or the miniture hand droide who Mae now converted?
When I heard AcOlYtE I thought about serious Jedis . Dagen gera was serious. Who da ef are these ? When i thought about Sith in a Show 100 yrs before phantom menace I thought about someone like Voldemort. Actually evil . Old , ancient. Extremely evil . No hiding like Palpatine. Not caring about any Jedis . What is this? One 30 yr old with a red LS? Some witches who died? Among Jedis , Mr. Young from Squid Game was watch worthy for 3 opening eps . That's it. Two girls , no one cares . Acting purely on Hormones & emotions.
Yeah they have no interest in consistency. In one scene Mae says she’s gonna turn herself in to the Jedi, and then when a Jedi tries to arrest her, Mae tries to kill them.
I thought you would like to know that the acolyte didn't create the lightsaber whip they actually stole the idea from the old Star Wars comics it was actually used by a very famous Lady of the Sith a female Sith Lord by the way, this is my very first Comment. I apologies for any spelling mistakes I have a reading disability
Not my favorite Star Wars Disney either but all the hype around how bad it is and all the people watching to see how bad it is, is making it the second most successful Star Wars right now which means they will produce more of this kind of stuff.... I don't think they are going to listen to all the bad reviews they will just care about views.
Bro most of the people don't even watch this it's for reviewers that mostly watch the show. I don't even think this show is even going to have a season 2 lol I just went to Thor's channel in 66% of his audience don't even watch the show
These people have zero creativity. Even the name Basil is from Basil of Baker Street with the mouse detective. And this Bazel is a rodent alien. Go figure. Im sure they used AI to make this story. Its like the movie weird science, they just threw in a bunch of disney sh*t.
They stole the whole “Jedi only draw their lightsabers when they’re prepared to kill” from samurai movies. That’s part of the bushido code, that you don’t wave your sword around like it’s a toy and you only pull your sword if you’re prepared to kill with it. That’s why sometimes in samurai movies they’ll flick the sword out of the scabbard like an inch or two, that’s a warning to their opponent that they’re prepared to draw their sword meaning they’re prepared to kill.
Also why does the Jedi whip have a purple kyber crystal then a red bled one? Surely someone looks at that and think oh a whip tyranny enslavement that must be red? Nope it’s a Jedi weapon??? Dafuq
Purple means they have dark side tendencies. It’s another clue that the green Jedi is the secret Sith. The biggest clue being that Leslye Headland cast her own wife in the role, so of course she gave her wife the role that gets the big twist in the end.
I think it's supposed to be Plaguis's Island from his Legends book. Some people say this Episode tallies with the opening chapter description. Headland has mentioned there is more tie ins with Legends in the last episode.
“I’m Not As Easily Corrupted As My Sister!”
5 minutes later
*Puts On Sith Helmet* 🥴👷♀️
hahahahhahhahaaaa
*heavy breathing.
7:38 "Look like they both use Safety Scissors to open a packet of KRISPS"
FUNNIEST thing I have EVER heard Drinker say😭🤣💀
This is a Irish TV show 3:00 called Father Ted ❤
And that was father Jack 😅
I’ll never understand why Disney spent $4 billion to buy Star Wars and then decided they wanted to change everything about it. That’s like buying a car and giving it a paint job, getting a new engine, tires, drive train, exhaust, etc. Well ffs if you’re gonna change everything why’d you buy the car in the first place?
they wanted to brain wash large audience, its not about star wars, its about agendas pushing down our throats
Emperor KK. 😂😆
Emperor KKK, Order 666
Not really a good comparison, those things are typically upgrades for cars where as what Disney has done is bought a car with all those upgrades and removed them 😂
Tyrone did it again! Another video request honored !
Bald and has a Purple Saber. Ma’am you are not Sam Jackson😂
I'd have given the show points if after she killed the bug she yelled "I'M TIRED OF THESE MOTHA FUCKIN BUGS ON THIS MOTHA FUCKIN PLANET!!!"
Show is a disaster 🤦♂️
Yeah this isn’t just bad Star Wars this is bad period. I was debating with some Acolyte fans the other day and I listed 20 different contrivances and plot holes and that was just off the top of my head.
At least the reviews aren't😂😂😂
I find the whole light Saber whip unrealistic and not needed
Agreed I’m surprised Tyrone likes it makes no sense and if it’s such a good weapon why haven’t we seen it before? Probably because George would have thought it was stupid and not a sophisticated weapon.
This is the problem with doing a show 100 years before the movies. If they introduce anything new, the first question is if this is so good why don’t they have this 100 years later? Lightsaber whip, cortosis armor, Jedi reading minds, etc. It’s a good thing the Jedi kinda forgot how to read minds otherwise the movies would have never happened because they would have figured out Palpatine was the Sith Lord in 5 minutes.
@@ErikDaynetbf they couldn’t with palp because he was “shielding” himself but everything else is definitely wild
@@ErikDaynereason why Jedi couldn’t figure out that Palpatine is Sith Lord because Palpatine utilised the force concealment his identity and his presence in the force while clouding the force for the Jedi. Remember when Yoda said about the dark side clouded from their presence in AOTC episode 2, so yeah that how he hide his identity.
Thanks I'm not the only one, saber whips don't even make sense from the very beginning
The random Purple Rain reference ftw. lol
Remember Lumiiyas(?) multi-whip? The saber energy flowed down the metal cords and she used the Force to control the cords themselves. Luke had a hell of a time trying to cut her in half.
No Tyrone, wielding a Lightwhip requires a mastery of The Thread!!!!
4:01 THANK YOU !! THIS!! They did this the whole episode!
It couldn’t have been more blatant then when Mae asks Sol if he told her everything on Brendok…. “Mae what happened is..” power restores…. They stare at eachother for 5 seconds… then Mae WALKS OFF!!! So that SHE can communicate with the radio????? When it was Sol that was the one who cared to make contact… OH WAIT but now he doesn’t for some strange unknown reason! Now suddenly he cuts off communication and goes silent… it’s so dumb
13:15 there is is, the whole scene. You can see exactly what I mean! She stares at him and walks away lol!
Oh man!! And that light speed scene where one departs and another arrives SECONDS later was so terrible I jumped out of my seat saying “WHAHATTTT?!???”!!! 🤮
Last episode will probably end with - To Be Continued 😂😂
We must agree to disagree on the whip. The Lightsaber Whip was 10 lbs of stupid in a 1 lb hat when it was introduced 20+ years ago in the EU. Now, on screen, it looks just as dumb as I imagined it would be.
Nah it's cool lol. Lightsaber whip is a cool idea.
@@JazzMaster01 Again, agree to disagree. If you like it, that's fine. But I will always think it was one of the dumbest things I've ever read in a Fiction novel. And now it's one of the dumbest things I've seen in live action. It looked awful.
Happy 4th, Tyrone!
Truth, justice and the American way.
Just realizing how absolutely meta it would've been to have Mace Windu be the one wielding the whip lightsaber while back handing mofos and dropping f bombs 😂😂😂
Jedi are not fooled by their eyes. A Jedi Master could tell the difference between the two sisters, without relying on sight alone.
Qimir is played by Manny Jacinto! He was good in The Good Place TV show. 🙂
I only just found out he was in Top Gun: Maverick. 😮
"Fritz". But non-speaking role. Maybe he'll reprise the character in Top Gun 3.
New Star Wars writers seem to be sure that this is a story where good and evil concepts can be grey. But it is not, Star Wars is about the constant hardships of being good vs letting yourself be controlled by your emotions.
These concepts are something people like the writers of this show can't fathom. As they feel personally attacked by Star Wars core ideas and the need for self control. This is the reason why they embelish the dark side of the force and criticize the light side of the force.
Bad people can't talk about what GOOD is, they can only complain about it.
Bro, I fuc*ing cried laughing when you described how jehki or whatever her name is, was “done”. That was comedy gold in my opinion
tyrone we've come a long way...idc if the whip shitted gold, WE DON'T LIKE WHIPS😭😭😭
😂 that thumbnail
Now watch Disney will swap their roles where good person turns bad and bad person turns good.
I'm not tired of watching all of the Acolyte show Reactions & Rants & Roasts & Commentary 😂😂😁
I love how Tyrone tries to give the benefit of the doubt by starting to rationalize around 9:05 , and then just knows it's a lost cause, gives up and is like, "Whatever." Basically Disney in a nutshell these days.
Snarky J's "Darth Sleeveless" does it for me lol
The one lady who went to look for Sol has a light whip, that's a new one.
Happy Fourth of July, Tyrone!
11:19 I thought it was ok as well. Githany who turned from the light side and trained with Darth Bane was the only Sith Lord at that time who fought with a lightsaber and a lightwhip.
You know the sad part is that might be the only time we see the whip in action based on how this is written. I have low expectations of being able to see more of the cool stuff.
Nah there’s gonna be a fight between the green Jedi and Smilo Ren for sure. She was his previous master, possibly a secret Sith, and that scar on his back was from her whip. They’re gonna have a showdown later so Qimir can get his “revenge”.
I honestly forgot this show was happening even after last weeks episode. It wasn't until close to midnight last night that I remembered and I didn't even watch the episode. I just watched Theory's review of it to save myself the pain.
This is some fifty shades of Star Wars right here.
I mean "Not erza miller" is a compliment.
I feel the same it should’ve been about Smileo Ren. Just like the Rey crap should’ve been about Fin.
They have so much raw material in the EU / Legends to adapt, they really should get to just doing that.
But then they couldn't check boxes and make Jedi powerful one moment and garbage the next if it fits their narrative.
Yeah if they went back to the old republic they would have dozens of Jedi and Sith to choose from, and it wouldn’t contradict the lore where the Sith had been gone for a thousand years before the prequels
Like the whip, Cortosis, new unseen force powers and cloned Palpatines?
The lightsaber whip is another legends item used in the first darth bane novel, but when disney bout Star Wars, the legends banner ment non cannon, so they are lying to themselves
The lightsaber whip might've been part of the expanded universe, but it was a dumb concept then too. It's dumb now.
A lightsaber whip in my opinion would look good just like Wu Shu artists who practice 9 section whip/chain as such or maybe going towards Shaolin, but within the realms of Star Wars.
Probably would have been a better plot to just have this Sith guy train a disciple to show the Sith philosophy & training regimine
They tried so hard to force the female protagonists in all sides of the story and their "best" character ended up being a male villain.
The irony 😭😂😂
I haven't watched one episode😂 Tyrone after the first episode you did that was enough for me my Star Wars hope a no Star Wars Hope movie😂
Got me with the thumbnail🤣🤣🤣
Bazil makes me happy that i supported
Anakin doing Jedi students
Disney - Buys a pizza
Disney - Takes everything off the pizza and puts Broccoli, cat food and poop on it.
No regular person should wiled a lightsaber because it isn’t as easy as u would think it’s extremely unbalanced and hard to control idk the exact science but it has something to do with the blade and the hilt I believe a normal person has a higher risk of cutting their limbs off too lmao
I would have laughed if Luke had put Vader's mask on, after seeing Dark Helmet. Luke was tiny compared to Vader LOL.
Happy 4th of July Tyrone. Two more episodes and we shall be free!
I stopped watching after episode 5. Which was surprisingly better than I expected (not good though) and I believe it wont get any better or more interesting than that. The rest I can just see through Critical Drinker's reviews.
😂😂 I thought I was just watching it too late. I couldn't keep my eyes open. So boring!
I mean, as starwars fans, even i kinda understand the Droid language too now haha don't need a translator for R2D2 😂
I was forwarding through the entire episode.
Finished it faster than Qimir killing unskilled Jedis
Lmao at the thumbnail 😅
I am almost afraid to say this..but I think the writers are that bad. Did they even see any of the original Star Wars? proof?: in Star wars, Jedis and others can understand droids and wookies. But NOBODY can understand what the hamster is saying to Sol? or the miniture hand droide who Mae now converted?
The Smilo Ren guy aka Good Place, is a bright point, along with Daphne Keen and Squid games guy. The rest are horrible
8 Episodes. 1 Hour of full Content. 😂😂
All they need is to add the Benny Hill theme at this point
I've been watching Acolyte through the eyes of Tyrone Magnus
Tyrone let’s be real, are you advertising for Reebok? 😂
The mask bit reminded me of Boba taking Jango Fetts helmet
Honestly at this point I’m just laughing and bowing to the absurd state of Star Wars 😂
Why can't Sol use the force to communicate with the creature
When I heard AcOlYtE
I thought about serious Jedis . Dagen gera was serious. Who da ef are these ? When i thought about Sith in a Show 100 yrs before phantom menace I thought about someone like Voldemort. Actually evil . Old , ancient. Extremely evil . No hiding like Palpatine. Not caring about any Jedis .
What is this? One 30 yr old with a red LS?
Some witches who died? Among Jedis , Mr. Young from Squid Game was watch worthy for 3 opening eps . That's it.
Two girls , no one cares . Acting purely on Hormones & emotions.
Do you know "Call me Chato." His reviews of this are hilarious! I'd like to see you react to him.
Putting light saber whips in the prequel shows doesn’t make sense because they aren’t in any of the older versions of Star Wars.
i get more entertainment from people making fun of star wars shows than actually watching the show
I bet the idea of the whip comes from "demon slayer"
Tyrone. You to watch George Lucas deep fake reaction of the Acolyte. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
you got improvement on your set upppppp helll yeahhhhhhh
i didn't catch this at all when it dropped but apprently oshamir is a thing an this eps was made for shippers🤦♂
I'm telling folks tryin to get you to 2 Milli Big Dog!! It's coming SOOON!!
14% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes is laughable.
Thumbnail is hilarious 😂😂😂
180 million … did they pocket the money?
My problem with the whip scene is that the bugs are nocturnal. Respect your own narrative plz.
Yeah they have no interest in consistency. In one scene Mae says she’s gonna turn herself in to the Jedi, and then when a Jedi tries to arrest her, Mae tries to kill them.
Camp Jedi the most lethal Jedi ever
I thought you would like to know that the acolyte didn't create the lightsaber whip
they actually stole the idea from the old Star Wars comics
it was actually used by a very famous Lady of the Sith
a female Sith Lord
by the way, this is my very first Comment. I apologies for any spelling mistakes I have a reading disability
Funny how most people who get stabbed by a lightsaber can somehow magically survive at least in this episode that it not a possibility….surely
This is what happens when bad writers, bad directors, and bad actors get together and think they can make a good tv show.
Yeah looks cool. But how practical is a lightsaber whip? 🤔🤔
For a Jedi it would be insane
This is a travesty to our IP. They have defecated all over the OG fans
Not my favorite Star Wars Disney either but all the hype around how bad it is and all the people watching to see how bad it is, is making it the second most successful Star Wars right now which means they will produce more of this kind of stuff.... I don't think they are going to listen to all the bad reviews they will just care about views.
Bro most of the people don't even watch this it's for reviewers that mostly watch the show. I don't even think this show is even going to have a season 2 lol
I just went to Thor's channel in 66% of his audience don't even watch the show
These people have zero creativity. Even the name Basil is from Basil of Baker Street with the mouse detective. And this Bazel is a rodent alien. Go figure. Im sure they used AI to make this story. Its like the movie weird science, they just threw in a bunch of disney sh*t.
They stole the whole “Jedi only draw their lightsabers when they’re prepared to kill” from samurai movies. That’s part of the bushido code, that you don’t wave your sword around like it’s a toy and you only pull your sword if you’re prepared to kill with it. That’s why sometimes in samurai movies they’ll flick the sword out of the scabbard like an inch or two, that’s a warning to their opponent that they’re prepared to draw their sword meaning they’re prepared to kill.
Smilo Ren. Cute name 🤗😇
Darth sleeveless!!
Meh lightsaber whip is ok, but I rather see a reaper scythe lightsaber.
This show puts you to sleep faster than ASMR.
Disney should stick making films about dogs n kids
This Got damn show is like a dumpster on fire heading down hill towards a fireworks factory!
How’s it going, Tyrone? What did did you run into a Reebok T-shirt sale? Let me know about it.
So we got lightsaber whip? And everyone got whip scars?
The only thing keeping me on this show is the sith.
Brave beautiful people 💚🍓
I gave up after eposide 3, I don't know how you stomach watching this crap. 😂
For me it’s just comedy at this point
Episode 5 had a badass fight scene, that's all I'm really here for tbh
50 shades of sewage
Nah, I can use a whip
Darth Talon uses a whip it's not new in star wars
O you dont know why you say???
That he didn't feel her.....the next scene has to happen....maybe
Also why does the Jedi whip have a purple kyber crystal then a red bled one? Surely someone looks at that and think oh a whip tyranny enslavement that must be red? Nope it’s a Jedi weapon??? Dafuq
Purple means they have dark side tendencies. It’s another clue that the green Jedi is the secret Sith. The biggest clue being that Leslye Headland cast her own wife in the role, so of course she gave her wife the role that gets the big twist in the end.
Does the island remember you of Luke's Bluemilk Island?
Since this is so long before then could it be?
I think it's supposed to be Plaguis's Island from his Legends book. Some people say this Episode tallies with the opening chapter description.
Headland has mentioned there is more tie ins with Legends in the last episode.
i kept saying this is for kids right ?
YO STAR WARS FANS OUT THERE HELP
what order do i watch star wars in curious to see what iv been missing on.