Caught in the debt spiral... (King of Retail)

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  • Опубліковано 10 лют 2025

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  • @43v3rTHEPIZZA
    @43v3rTHEPIZZA 3 роки тому +210

    This series is Christmas every morning

    • @benhorne8051
      @benhorne8051 3 роки тому +4

      LMAO FAX

    • @bbigman76
      @bbigman76 3 роки тому +17

      Me and my son watch this everyday at lunch time. its the best part of the day

    • @Helpmediscern
      @Helpmediscern 3 роки тому +2

      Idk why I love this series so much LOL

  • @LukeCorreia
    @LukeCorreia 3 роки тому +191

    BREAKING: Rumors swirl that grocery-and-technology startup "Phones and Scones" is preparing to file Chapter 7 Bankruptcy

    • @diamond1468
      @diamond1468 3 роки тому +4

      I'm going to cry 😢 tragic

    • @landencarr5443
      @landencarr5443 3 роки тому +5

      I knew I had good taste in content creators when my favorite online voice actor goofball luke correia comments on their videos

  • @benhorne8051
    @benhorne8051 3 роки тому +182

    The day Phones and Scones goes under is the day I give up on life

    • @themacias
      @themacias 3 роки тому +9

      It will never go under, Ned Flanders will start a Kickstarter campaign "Save your Scones and your Phones" and people will rally!

    • @mijuzs8894
      @mijuzs8894 3 роки тому +3

      Oh boy

    • @SubTonic
      @SubTonic 2 роки тому

      RIP

  • @SabertoothSeal
    @SabertoothSeal 3 роки тому +38

    NL: "minimum storage is already set up so we don't need to worry about that"
    Narrator: "we needed to worry about that"

  • @bravoseb
    @bravoseb 3 роки тому +26

    People who have no idea why they stumbled into your shop: would buy a phone at the first suggestion.
    People who came in specifically to buy an electronic device: even the most persuasive salesman couldn't convince them.

  • @TacoSnipezZ
    @TacoSnipezZ 3 роки тому +40

    i can't describe how or why, but this is the most invested in an NL series i have ever been. He always leaves me wanted more, I need to know what happens next. I'm on the edge of my frickin seat over here.

  • @nicknation2626
    @nicknation2626 3 роки тому +41

    i live for phones scones and abalones, this series is everything to me for some reason

  • @Vortex51423
    @Vortex51423 3 роки тому +99

    Now I want to watch the edited version because I can’t see it anymore.

    • @Alylion
      @Alylion 3 роки тому +2

      It wasn’t bad it just is so different from his usual stuff (just hit the part where he said your comment, my bad lol)

  • @AnotherGradus
    @AnotherGradus 3 роки тому +25

    Adam Smith once wrote: If the LED-E falls into the Organix Shrimp water-- low happiness, no sale.

  • @umbaupause
    @umbaupause 3 роки тому +8

    Tbh that sponsor being like "Hey uhhh can you gimme an edit" only for it to tank is just kinda telling a story.

  • @jacksonwolf34
    @jacksonwolf34 3 роки тому +26

    NL repeatedly trying to restock sodas when there weren't any is how I feel every day.

  • @XCeazyX
    @XCeazyX 3 роки тому +34

    edited video is now the internet's most coveted nft

  • @killermelga
    @killermelga 3 роки тому +64

    I have a better title for this episode:
    "Twitch vod uploaded to youtube mostly comprised of banter around a twitch vod uploaded to youtube that needed to be fixed and then reverted to be a twitch vod uploaded to youtube while bald man speaks to invisible audience"
    And I'm all here for it

    • @Orphan-Wells
      @Orphan-Wells 3 роки тому

      "bald man speaks to an invisible audience" doesn't that describe every video?

    • @notrab13
      @notrab13 3 роки тому +2

      @@Orphan-Wells I just looked down and asked my wife to point at me, so according to at least two perspectives, I’m visible.

    • @Alylion
      @Alylion 3 роки тому +1

      @@notrab13 to him we’re invisible tho

  • @douglascodes
    @douglascodes 3 роки тому +6

    Wife walking by: "Oh how's Phones and Scones doing?"
    Me: They are carrying shrimps now.
    Wife: Oh nice.

  • @cheat200
    @cheat200 3 роки тому +12

    "10 Chicken Mc'Nuggets a medium fry and a drink, if that doesn't have you feeling like you're satisfied you need to slow down" He says as I chomp down on an entire large pizza...

    • @paveel12
      @paveel12 3 роки тому

      and the egg himself streamed eating 50 nuggets on one sitting a couple of years ago.

  • @hubris1960
    @hubris1960 3 роки тому +9

    I did not expect NL running a store to be as entertaining as it has turned out. Thank you for the great content!

  • @XxAlchemystxX
    @XxAlchemystxX 3 роки тому +1

    It brightens my day whenever I see this series notification on my cellphone. Keep them up as long as you think is good for you Ryab!

  • @pantrywarriors9577
    @pantrywarriors9577 3 роки тому +62

    give me 2 hours of this a day pog

  • @InversedDragoon
    @InversedDragoon 3 роки тому +2

    Watching this series while working at a boring only phones store is such a highlight to my day lol

  • @lolwithsean
    @lolwithsean 3 роки тому +2

    Keep these series, nl. It’s wildly entertaining and I can’t explain why.

    • @MrMeddyman
      @MrMeddyman 3 роки тому

      He dumps this store but starts the story mode spooiiilers not spoilers

  • @thaumaturgeslit7759
    @thaumaturgeslit7759 3 роки тому +34

    The Debt might be spiraling, but the pogs are steadily increasing! The Phones and Scones saga continues.

  • @litapd311
    @litapd311 3 роки тому +1

    what's funny about the edited video is that people regularly enjoy sirtoasty's edits on his channel. it's literally just the presence of an edited (or rather, cut content) video on nl's channel brings out the ire

  • @MelodicTurtleMetal
    @MelodicTurtleMetal 3 роки тому +2

    10 mcnuggets is like... 1/3rd of a small chicken breast. Fries are pretty much a single potato.

  • @zippydipity42
    @zippydipity42 3 роки тому +2

    This video finally gave me the backstory for why I missed a 3 hour video unknowingly. I thought I was just blind!

  • @GBSword
    @GBSword 3 роки тому +6

    Lets go, a new King of Retail video!

  • @leyorap3582
    @leyorap3582 3 роки тому +1

    The last sentences about magic from NL in this video were golden. 26:10

  • @emoney9449
    @emoney9449 3 роки тому +1

    Sit down, grab yourself some cauliflower, drink a watermelon soda, and buckle up for non-stop pogs

  • @aman12214
    @aman12214 3 роки тому

    6:40 my mans immediately ignored the bottom up delay of a slow customer for the top down management bureaucracy

  • @ckbev
    @ckbev 3 роки тому +15

    I used to work at a sears and I can confirm that expecting any better wouldve been silly

  • @thesphnx6836
    @thesphnx6836 3 роки тому

    This series is pure pog generating serotonin in my brain

  • @straattman
    @straattman 3 роки тому +4

    Ooh 3 minutes early squad
    Also glad to know the story regarding deepest chamber being re-uploaded I love the inside baseball content.

  • @sharos404
    @sharos404 3 роки тому

    Ahh, the good old business model:
    Luring the customers in with shrimp and selling them tablets...

  • @EddieDubs
    @EddieDubs 3 роки тому +4

    There's no reason the song needed to go this hard.

  • @koquarian
    @koquarian 3 роки тому

    "Listen... The IRS got * Alfonse Capone *. They will get their money!"

  • @1hoursounds882
    @1hoursounds882 3 роки тому

    always great to look forward to these every day

  • @DomesticWithAnMD
    @DomesticWithAnMD 3 роки тому

    I was not ready for the edited video, loved the full VOD though.

  • @Quexxet
    @Quexxet 3 роки тому +5

    I’m ready to liquidate all of my GME stock for the Phones and Scones IPO

  • @MobileTech296
    @MobileTech296 3 роки тому +1

    The playlist is out of order, this should be episode #13.

  • @aidantaylor3324
    @aidantaylor3324 3 роки тому +1

    Today I learned NL definitely ate 100 chicken nuggets and will never admit it

  • @alessandroruiz7850
    @alessandroruiz7850 3 роки тому +1

    The madman can't control himself

  • @vincemanley9001
    @vincemanley9001 3 роки тому

    Anecdotes coming in very nicely pog

  • @TotalTimoTime
    @TotalTimoTime 3 роки тому +1

    8:25 advice from a man who ate 50 nuggets in one sitting

  • @RobbyBobbyBoy
    @RobbyBobbyBoy 3 роки тому

    "Chat has never read Security Analysis by Dodd and Graham"
    I have a master's in finance but I suppose you're correct I have not read Security Analysis by Dodd and Graham

  • @CssHDmonster
    @CssHDmonster 3 роки тому +6

    JUST KEEP ADDING DEBT TO FIX DEBT

    • @philliamjond
      @philliamjond 3 роки тому

      As long as he has one good enough day you can always recover 😎

    • @benhorne8051
      @benhorne8051 3 роки тому

      PLZ OH GOD NO STAHP.

  • @kingster14444
    @kingster14444 3 роки тому +2

    Nah mate. Mcdonald's is the least satisfying place on the planet, for me that is.
    I either liked the food, but find myself hungry and hour later.
    Or I ate the food, and found myself with a major upset stomach an hour later.
    And what I get from McDonald's is one meal and a mcflurry instead of a soda

  • @leejames929
    @leejames929 3 роки тому +2

    I was at my LGS back when it was owned by kinda a scumbag. And i saw him try to scam a ten year old out of a expansive MTG card by offering to trade him the card he had just pulled for another card pack. I remember my friend went up and let the kid know that the card was worth like 20$. It was the most disappointed i have ever been in a LGS owner

  • @kensw87
    @kensw87 3 роки тому +6

    I love how he realised he overpaid for soda and calls them a loss leader. like be does for everything. haha

  • @TheCptAnthony
    @TheCptAnthony 3 роки тому

    I agree with NL about the McNuggets thing, honestly. I can get the 20 piece nuggets, thinking that I'm able to finish it with no issue, and after 10 of 'em I'm like, frick, that's plenty.

  • @azmebengraine1437
    @azmebengraine1437 3 роки тому

    6:45 classic jim face

  • @Ihasnotomato
    @Ihasnotomato 3 роки тому

    “Nobody is full after 10 chicken McNuggets”
    Me who is pretty unconfident if I could even handle a 6 pack: “uh huh”

  • @wyyyve
    @wyyyve 3 роки тому

    I worked at sears and our registers were 1990 IBM machines with 6 color dot digital displays, It was very probable that the machine was just straight broken

  • @AENock
    @AENock 3 роки тому

    Negotiating rent is pretty easy. It's how you approach the conversation that matters. Also when negotiating a lease renewal it's a good idea to squeeze in a reduction of the price increase, as well as getting carpet/floor cleaning.

  • @wulf2757
    @wulf2757 3 роки тому +6

    I am the 10% who would say based if NL murdered someone on 5th avenue.

  • @Stinger5790
    @Stinger5790 3 роки тому

    “What a butthole”
    Couldn’t agree more.

  • @crispin-freeman
    @crispin-freeman 3 роки тому +1

    Egg, I absoultely love you, but I don't spend hours of my day for you to judge my fat ass for downing 40 mcnuggets for a meal

  • @Infinite_Iris007
    @Infinite_Iris007 3 роки тому +1

    For celebration of the store, i made scones =D love King of Retail

  • @RNukem
    @RNukem 3 роки тому +1

    I'm living in the Norfolk Va area trying to buy a house. It is such a seller's market that houses only stay listed for 2-3 days before they have several offers over asking price and the listing agent stops showing the house. It's absolutely insane.

  • @NiWORaven
    @NiWORaven 3 роки тому

    I agree with NL on this one, after 10 mcnugs and a medium fry + a drink... that's enough dude

  • @philliamjond
    @philliamjond 3 роки тому +9

    When you end this series I'll pay you to start it again

  • @Antiflash22
    @Antiflash22 3 роки тому

    We need more of this also instead of the phones and scones it should have been named eggshack

  • @PunchyFency
    @PunchyFency 3 роки тому

    Why is this game so fun to watch

  • @matthewroelofse
    @matthewroelofse 3 роки тому

    NL playing this game is Heavy Pog

  • @BattleDolphin1
    @BattleDolphin1 3 роки тому

    I was watching this episode and my dad walked in to watch for 2 seconds, you walked into the storage room and he asked "why does he have a cell out the back?"

  • @gooel
    @gooel 3 роки тому

    I love you Northernlion

  • @LegendaryBilly
    @LegendaryBilly 3 роки тому

    NL mentions in a previous video he would take another loan. Chat seems to disagree;
    Sees title of this video.
    *Better script than Game of Thrones later seasons*

  • @BroKeNT1TaN
    @BroKeNT1TaN 3 роки тому

    The irony is real in this video. Sorry UA-cam that I’m tweeting and editing a UA-cam post, but I’m not going to edit this out because I don’t want any dislikes 😂

  • @MattSmithIllustration
    @MattSmithIllustration 3 роки тому

    the corporation version of this game is insanely hard

  • @adeadcrab
    @adeadcrab 3 роки тому

    The ISTJ fantasy.. a retail manager simulator...

  • @csguy3223
    @csguy3223 3 роки тому

    Oh boy. I kinda got worried when he took out a loan to cover groceries. All my channel points are invested in Phones and Scones, I trust the CEO to fix this spiral.

  • @ryanshatkin8906
    @ryanshatkin8906 3 роки тому

    That story about the edited video is so funny. I actually didn't watch the edited version because I couldn't really get what was happening

  • @Robertus__
    @Robertus__ 3 роки тому

    Phones, Scones and Loans

  • @ForgottenBeastMetal
    @ForgottenBeastMetal 3 роки тому

    I swear Haywood is always having a day off...

  • @TheShadesOfBlack
    @TheShadesOfBlack 3 роки тому +8

    I'll say what the Egg was too nice to say. Toasty, the problem was the video was TOO edited. I couldn't even tell what was going on in the game. I'm fine with editing out certain bits, but when 90% of the gameplay is being lost, that's too much.

    • @LegendaryBilly
      @LegendaryBilly 3 роки тому +2

      You watched the rare ‘edited video’? Tell us more of it, was his mic on?

    • @TheShadesOfBlack
      @TheShadesOfBlack 3 роки тому +4

      @@LegendaryBilly I was there!! On that cold and stormy night... I saw it. No matter what they tell you, the rumors are true... It existed and I saw it...
      There's a beautiful comment that said "To get the edited video experience, randomly mash 1-9 on your keyboard" and that's really how it was.
      There wasnt a single fight that was shot unedited. Youd only see maybe 1-2 cards played each fight. Then itd cut to the next fight without any context. It was a mess. You never saw him picking fights, or selecting what cards he wanted. It was impossible to tell if what you were watching was the same run or if he died and started a new one.

  • @bbigman76
    @bbigman76 3 роки тому

    Edited content is fine but I think most of us are here for banter and because we missed or want to easily rewatch the stream.

  • @kaythough9604
    @kaythough9604 3 роки тому

    The Deepest Dungeon Snyder Cut?!

  • @IYPITWL
    @IYPITWL 3 роки тому

    Phones n Scones... n Loans.

  • @Youngezquire
    @Youngezquire 3 роки тому

    Unedited is perfect

  • @RageYourSoul
    @RageYourSoul 3 роки тому

    NL talking about negotiating rent as in the background I have my calculator up going through whats the most I can negotiatie for in a real renting issue I have right now..........

  • @whocares4583
    @whocares4583 3 роки тому

    Loving it pog daddy

  • @Leeneigh
    @Leeneigh 3 роки тому +1

    poggin'

  • @jordandurling972
    @jordandurling972 3 роки тому

    Love Toasty, Love NL, but love them separately.

  • @K0namiC0de
    @K0namiC0de 3 роки тому

    Now can we have the full Crash vid? Thanks...

  • @XCeazyX
    @XCeazyX 3 роки тому

    yeah that edited video was not what my sensibilities were ready for

  • @dakotadanderson
    @dakotadanderson 3 роки тому

    Hullo, ty for working.

  • @Vortex51423
    @Vortex51423 3 роки тому +4

    Last time I was this early NL still had hair

  • @middlethought
    @middlethought 3 роки тому

    You know it's crazy just how much hate your edited videos get given how good Poison Mushroom was back in the day, though that may be a less than favourable comparison

  • @dondonatek1124
    @dondonatek1124 3 роки тому +1

    Can someone tell me from where "YES SIIIIIR" originated from ? I can't find it ...

  • @andrejoss475
    @andrejoss475 3 роки тому +1

    12:00 i don't want to be an asshole (i will be) but the problem with that video wasn't that it was edited, the problem was that it was edited *very poorly*
    i mean it literally just skipped pretty much the entire learning phase of the game ... and that wouldn't be bad if the game was something like slay the spire or maybe even loop hero these days, but that's because most people have already seen these games a bunch of times
    this was a completely new card game that noone has ever seen and the edit just skips the tutorial/learning phase ? wat
    i mean maybe if the game was kinda intuitive then i would see why, but that game was anything but intuitive (not saying it's a bad game, all i'm saying is that you need to see a bunch of it before you get it, unlike StS where you just see the screen and you can almost immediately tell what's going on even if you've never seen the game before)
    but the biggest issue is that you are trying to cut down a 2 hour video into 15 minutes and it's also a card game
    like i don't think there is a single person out there who would be able to do something like this and make it look good

  • @thorrdon
    @thorrdon 3 роки тому

    Kashawn shouldn't get a break

  • @forita100
    @forita100 3 роки тому

    Wats up with the music i was wondering where the POG was coming from

  • @benevans1377
    @benevans1377 3 роки тому

    am i missing out on much time for not watching the vod as with every yt episode something happens offscreen

    • @Excessumamy
      @Excessumamy 3 роки тому

      If you're talking about the part where he mentions switching the sponsored video and tweeting it, he doesn't show that stuff on stream either.

  • @tyler4517
    @tyler4517 3 роки тому

    Every eppy the electronic tables arent aligned properly my OCDpog dies

  • @envisioner007
    @envisioner007 3 роки тому

    hm your right, i try to only get it about once or twice a month.

  • @meowsa4332
    @meowsa4332 3 роки тому

    the edited video was good but the youtube bois don't know how the game was played so it was hard to understand

  • @luvu2bits
    @luvu2bits 3 роки тому

    i need to know the song title though

  • @justinlariviere
    @justinlariviere 3 роки тому

    Loss leader? More like a loss LITER right guys?

  • @Awesomewithaz
    @Awesomewithaz 3 роки тому +1

    If this fails, please open back up under a new name.

  • @randym5824
    @randym5824 3 роки тому

    Lol nice send off

  • @aeillovara
    @aeillovara 3 роки тому +1

    Not naming the title "I walk through the valley of the spiral of debt" feels like a missed opportunity yet I've only come to comment this without knowing any context
    That said I will be watching this series whenever I eat, *after* watching Luck Be A Landlord

  • @Jack-dk7uu
    @Jack-dk7uu 3 роки тому

    Yesica Register