Ethan Got Arrested - Off The Rails #10

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  • @kelseyandresen
    @kelseyandresen 3 роки тому +4972

    Could we get a segment where Zach shows us his sound bite set up, how it works and how he organizes it? I’m just very curious about his system/ what it is because he’s just so fast and spot on like every time now. I’ve watched Zach evolve so much since the first time he was on, it’s amazing

    • @daytonjones6671
      @daytonjones6671 3 роки тому +162

      I thought the same thing the other day! I would love to see the magic behind the sound bites! 😊

    • @danyaalvarez191
      @danyaalvarez191 3 роки тому +207

      they gave a behind the scenes

    • @winyanne4657
      @winyanne4657 3 роки тому +181

      They showed it in one of the behind the scenes video with Zach and AB!

    • @thurmanmurman1271
      @thurmanmurman1271 3 роки тому +46

      He over does it with the soundbites. Unpopular opinion, I know

    • @foreverwander0320
      @foreverwander0320 3 роки тому +174

      @@thurmanmurman1271 booooo

  • @jordancttt
    @jordancttt 3 роки тому +7821

    Please just hire someone to animate the Jake Paul fight clips so you can “show” them and they’ll be 1000% more interesting too LOL

    • @kivzzzz
      @kivzzzz 3 роки тому +276

      That's so funny, I love this idea

    • @558kibalover
      @558kibalover 3 роки тому +164

      Just pissing triller of is worth all the money!

    • @tabcarroll8380
      @tabcarroll8380 3 роки тому +45

      Such a good idea!!!

    • @heatherpony
      @heatherpony 3 роки тому +23

      I love this

    • @sazonada
      @sazonada 3 роки тому +26

      Cam!

  • @jumbolumps666
    @jumbolumps666 3 роки тому +1153

    "THE FRUIT FLIES ARE NOT HERE BECAUSE OF THE FRUIT" - Ethan Klein

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 3 роки тому +14

      It's so funny as an isolated quote 😭😭

  • @Alyssa-gw2qr
    @Alyssa-gw2qr 3 роки тому +841

    I don’t know who this Ryan Kavanaugh character is, but he looks a lot like Harvey Weinstein

    • @Petdub
      @Petdub 3 роки тому +17

      Honestly, I see it too.

    • @isolated1
      @isolated1 3 роки тому +49

      He seems like the type to run a Ponzi scheme. Not sure tho

    • @rosebud5788
      @rosebud5788 3 роки тому +28

      @@isolated1 and to make fake SA claims, but its just his vibe yk?

    • @clairistotle
      @clairistotle 3 роки тому +25

      Oh I read about him once in a very reputable Variety article.

    • @bitboi6541
      @bitboi6541 3 роки тому +7

      Huh I never noticed it before but you dead right

  • @amandah6537
    @amandah6537 3 роки тому +2091

    “Next segment...EVERYONE took a PICTURE of their refrigerator...” totally unexpected sentence yet exactly why I love this podcast.

    • @getthegoods420
      @getthegoods420 3 роки тому +6

      fukcen h3h3 use to be like content cops that exposed people for doing clickbait shyt like this....
      talk abut full circle

    • @AliceSiuASK
      @AliceSiuASK 3 роки тому +64

      @@getthegoods420 cry more

    • @Marina-cq2yt
      @Marina-cq2yt 3 роки тому +64

      This is the first time for me in the marvel universe

    • @stoneragan3870
      @stoneragan3870 3 роки тому

      @@getthegoods420 Its a joke bro

    • @Miazmr
      @Miazmr 3 роки тому

      @@getthegoods420 rhdhs

  • @ms.dreavus2446
    @ms.dreavus2446 3 роки тому +974

    AB coming up with three hilarious 'sister sayings' off the top of his head and Ethan struggling to make one work during the James Charles bit has me rolling omg

  • @justrosie
    @justrosie 3 роки тому +1483

    Ethan: “I accept that I left fruit out in the open for hours/days”
    Ethan: “What I DO NOT accept is that I personally invited the fruitflies in the studio. Don’t they knock?”

    • @StinginRogerr
      @StinginRogerr 3 роки тому +17

      If there’s one thing we all know about fruit flies..
      They knock.

    • @SWHBOYCE
      @SWHBOYCE 3 роки тому +6

      ...'Some one's knockin' at the door , open the door an 'let 'em in...Paul McCartney

    • @mcr5645
      @mcr5645 3 роки тому +6

      Normal fly knocking on fruitfly's door: *"I got news for ya..."*

    • @tayrey9434
      @tayrey9434 3 роки тому

      @@AxxLAfriku I’m sick of seeing you plague the internet. Go away

  • @kymofriel
    @kymofriel 3 роки тому +778

    hire someone named peace so you can literally have peace and love every show

    • @reapsow3003
      @reapsow3003 3 роки тому +8

      OMGGGGG

    • @chrishilliard7318
      @chrishilliard7318 3 роки тому +3

      im pretty sure thats a Stern Show Reference. a long time ago stern would praise ringo for saying peace and love, peace and love after telling fans that he's not signing any more autographs...

    • @Bubbijs
      @Bubbijs 3 роки тому +12

      @@chrishilliard7318 it is literally a Ringo Starr reference, Ethan has played the video of him and they have it as a sound bite. I know Ethan is a big Stern fan, so he might’ve seen it on his show

    • @Bubbijs
      @Bubbijs 3 роки тому +24

      I’m sure Zach would legally change his name to Peace for a Rolex

    • @laurenk5532
      @laurenk5532 3 роки тому +9

      Let’s find Love a gf named Peace

  • @BANARNPHOTO
    @BANARNPHOTO 3 роки тому +1120

    Fruitflies literally doing what they do: bzz nice fruit
    Ethan: theyre not here for the fruit

  • @BigroomBlitz1
    @BigroomBlitz1 3 роки тому +3352

    It's ironic that at this point Off The Rails is the only show not being taken down lmao

    • @TheKittahMuncha
      @TheKittahMuncha 3 роки тому +35

      But license holders be tryin’ ://

    • @brit.annica
      @brit.annica 3 роки тому +15

      LMAO good point 😂

    • @Katelyn.Eby1215
      @Katelyn.Eby1215 3 роки тому +4

      Did the most recent H3TV get taken down!?!?!

    • @brit.annica
      @brit.annica 3 роки тому +28

      @@Katelyn.Eby1215 it’ll be back up soon. It got worldwide blocked bc of the fight clip but they’re cutting that part out

    • @claireharris5985
      @claireharris5985 3 роки тому

      this comment is *French kiss*

  • @pinkyswurld7633
    @pinkyswurld7633 3 роки тому +190

    love saying to turn Ab’s fridge off to save energy SENT me💀💀

    • @lazerhosen
      @lazerhosen 3 роки тому +2

      Dan's fridge has a weird mix of mostly pretty healthy stuff and then some absolute trash. Country Crock is literally garbo for your body, as is fake maple syrup.
      The "those are a lot of onions" comments are a dead giveaway of people who don't cook for themselves often.

  • @csizzlebby
    @csizzlebby 3 роки тому +1517

    It's for sure Ethan's fault there are fruit flies. Fruit flies breed like crazy and it only takes one time of leaving fruit out.
    TIP: Pour some apple cider vinegar in a cup, add a couple drops of dish soap, and fill the rest of the cup with water to the top. Cover with saran wrap and poke a bunch of small holes on the top. The flies will be attracted to the smell of the ACV and get trapped in the cup, plus the dish soap kills them.

    • @Wheres_Bunny
      @Wheres_Bunny 3 роки тому +51

      It works until they learn the system

    • @moosh3044
      @moosh3044 3 роки тому +43

      THIS!!!!!!! he needs to read this and to kill em quick to not let them learn, do it in multiple cups/ saucers that look different all through the effected area! The fruit comes w fruit flies in the grocery stores and you bring it home

    • @bajablastmi
      @bajablastmi 3 роки тому +14

      I had to just put all the fruit in my fridge and it got rid of em

    • @laurenl1088
      @laurenl1088 3 роки тому

      Fact

    • @danijennings4269
      @danijennings4269 3 роки тому +5

      There is also a non toxic fly spray safe around pets and people,
      I’m not sure if everyone would like to try it out.
      I use it in my house near my trash bin.
      The smell is not so great if you have ventilation you won’t mind it.
      Way better than fly strips, apple cider vinegar or a fly swatter in my opinion.

  • @fanabot4048
    @fanabot4048 3 роки тому +1128

    why was the refrigerator content so fire, i was thoroughly entertained

    • @vinkulelu5589
      @vinkulelu5589 3 роки тому +12

      Lil old Finnish me was excited to see the Valio products hahaha :D

    • @charleshern6958
      @charleshern6958 3 роки тому +3

      It’s interesting because all that food is thanks to Ethan he literally puts food in everyone’s mouth

    • @shannonburke1265
      @shannonburke1265 3 роки тому +6

      I want them to do more like that, like guess who’s closet is who’s, or who’s pantry is who’s or something like that

    • @shannonburke1265
      @shannonburke1265 3 роки тому +4

      @@charleshern6958 well they don’t get it for free they work for it just like everyone else in the world

    • @IONE_the_Enby
      @IONE_the_Enby 3 роки тому +2

      @@shannonburke1265 Zach's closet would be just leather jackets, dozen of funky button down shirts and cowboy boots 🤣💀

  • @Manksii
    @Manksii 3 роки тому +30

    Fridge segment was hilarious. I love when you guys do things that make the crew open up. It's nice learning about the different backgrounds you all have.

  • @kayleannagiesinger9415
    @kayleannagiesinger9415 3 роки тому +396

    Based on the comment section already: I hope next week Ethan is dressed as a fruit or fruit fly and he apologies for being dismissive of his fruit attracting the fruit flies.

    • @X-jimmi-X
      @X-jimmi-X 3 роки тому +6

      Or the dog shit, I mean…

  • @yeehawty6322
    @yeehawty6322 3 роки тому +634

    I love when Zach indulges Ethan with sound bites for way too long

  • @nowey2251
    @nowey2251 3 роки тому +270

    Awhh Zach saying “I don’t want to hear all this self bashing Dan! You’re a handsome guy “ 🥺💕 yes Love hearing Zach preached self love and being a supportive friend !!

  • @itsyagirl8475
    @itsyagirl8475 3 роки тому +667

    Finding out Dan has a girlfriend 👎
    Thinking how Dan is being loved and appreciated by someone 👍

    • @user-ik1qj8ni4o
      @user-ik1qj8ni4o 3 роки тому +26

      😆 it’s funny when he denied the thirst for him from the fans

    • @user-ik1qj8ni4o
      @user-ik1qj8ni4o 3 роки тому +5

      @@Sageddegas on this channel? I don’t recall them talking about her and I’ve been watching for a year I think. But maybe I missed it 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @itsyagirl8475
      @itsyagirl8475 3 роки тому +8

      @@Sageddegas not really. The only other time I herd them bring her up is the last episode that got taken down

    • @Katelyn.Eby1215
      @Katelyn.Eby1215 3 роки тому +5

      Omg, SAME! I was like, omgggggg SINCE WHEN IS DAN TAKEN 💔?!?! lol!!!!!!!

    • @user-ik1qj8ni4o
      @user-ik1qj8ni4o 3 роки тому +2

      @@Sageddegas she never said it was a secret lol. All she did was put a thumbs down… that’s it

  • @bumla1752000
    @bumla1752000 3 роки тому +333

    Ethan denial of the fruit flies is giving me horders buried alive vibes for some reason lol.

  • @garrettmartin2090
    @garrettmartin2090 3 роки тому +158

    Could we get a segment where Love sends you guys stuff from Sweden and you guys send him stuff from America? Taste test things and compare them

  • @brontasaurus2560
    @brontasaurus2560 3 роки тому +195

    Zach killed it with the soundbites in this one. How is he so quick?! It takes the podcast to another level. & makes you feel like you're in on an inside joke.

  • @francisca1111
    @francisca1111 3 роки тому +1467

    I hope Zach got a soundbite of Dan saying “I don’t think”

  • @ThatWastelandGuy
    @ThatWastelandGuy 3 роки тому +229

    AB proudly announcing his lone fish sticks emits kingly energies that one can only dream of achieving in their lifetime

  • @yuliiza
    @yuliiza 3 роки тому +89

    MAIN TOPIC TIME STAMPS
    2:25 - the podcast gets blocked
    6:46 - fly problem
    12:38 - "cut" contestant
    17:25 - school board fail
    20:01 - fortnite, MLK
    28:40 - tiktok trend
    42:07 - ethan got arrested
    45:23 - ians reddit conflict
    57:57 - keemstar
    1:00:24 - guess that fridge
    1:20:31 - the prince family

    • @yuliiza
      @yuliiza 3 роки тому +6

      @@breanamarunui6854 you’re welcome! i do these every podcast. (:

    • @yourmother9718
      @yourmother9718 3 роки тому +3

      @@yuliiza that's wholesome thanks for sharing! 😭🖤🍀

    • @sydneyp7867
      @sydneyp7867 2 роки тому

      Omg thank you

  • @neeve499
    @neeve499 3 роки тому +831

    why does no one ever notice the faces lovebot pulls in the background, i’m screaming🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

  • @samj3749
    @samj3749 3 роки тому +64

    PLEASE - why did I forget Love was on a screen for a moment, so when his arrest video was the lovebot being wrestled by police I died 🤣

  • @turtlesmaman
    @turtlesmaman 3 роки тому +515

    Leaving fruit out 100% attracts the bugs and is definitely the cause of the problem

    • @maxineheadroom
      @maxineheadroom 3 роки тому +20

      They have like 10 employees - just walk the friggin dogs

    • @Beardshire
      @Beardshire 3 роки тому +27

      @@maxineheadroom Are his dogs their responsibility? they aren't maids.

    • @christianvaldes1040
      @christianvaldes1040 3 роки тому +8

      @@Beardshire unless he pays them extra to walk the dog then its just another job

    • @Beardshire
      @Beardshire 3 роки тому +17

      ​ @Christian Valdes i disagree, they are hired for a specific job. not to take care of little personal tasks at the whim of the boss. not that he even did that, but i find the motion insulting to the job they do. Extra payment for an extra task would have to be accepted, negotiated etc.

    • @christianvaldes1040
      @christianvaldes1040 3 роки тому +2

      @@Beardshire in california if they were hired at-will he can change their job, tasks, titles, and hours. Im not saying it is right but he can. If they were hired through a contract which they are then yeah i thought everyone knows how a contract works. And if someone doesn't i recommend always reading it before signing.

  • @eloh9821
    @eloh9821 3 роки тому +123

    The flies are 100% from Ethan’s fruit with peace and love get your shit together Ethan

  • @juliacole5738
    @juliacole5738 3 роки тому +148

    I love everyone in this show but Love always makes me smile so much he has good energy

    • @angiem6488
      @angiem6488 3 роки тому +4

      I can’t wait to see him in person in the future. He seems like a genuine guy. ✨💞

    • @matthew_thefallen
      @matthew_thefallen 3 роки тому +1

      Some find him boring, but he has just chill vibes and good energy 🙏

    • @vaehreaon
      @vaehreaon 3 роки тому

      @@matthew_thefallen right he’s so grounding lmao just straight up good energy

    • @thisgirlisnoone
      @thisgirlisnoone 3 роки тому

      More like no energy, he's so boring

  • @nicholasraposo5091
    @nicholasraposo5091 3 роки тому +196

    "the dog sh*t doesn't bring the fruit"- Ethan Klein

  • @pillpilferer
    @pillpilferer 3 роки тому +596

    Ethan, you wrong bb. Leaving food out attracts fruitflies. If you're the only one leaving food out, that's on you.

    • @TheCBDemon
      @TheCBDemon 3 роки тому

      Wrong

    • @mrwoody1413
      @mrwoody1413 3 роки тому +9

      @@TheCBDemon how

    • @Littlewings1984
      @Littlewings1984 3 роки тому +13

      Look it up, fruit flies leave eggs on all fruits. When you leave it out they hatch

    • @TheCBDemon
      @TheCBDemon 3 роки тому +1

      @@mrwoody1413 idk you figure it out

    • @mrwoody1413
      @mrwoody1413 3 роки тому +14

      @@TheCBDemon yeah ok whatever bud

  • @JalynMcCleese
    @JalynMcCleese 3 роки тому +305

    Dan: “I’m not a hot guy, idk…”
    Zach: “yes you are! I don’t wanna hear you talk like that”
    I can’t even pick a favorite in the crew, I love them all 💕😭

    • @ameliaporta7539
      @ameliaporta7539 3 роки тому +3

      Aawwwwwww

    • @TubbsCustard
      @TubbsCustard 3 роки тому +14

      I was literally just thinking that Dan’s eyes are so pretty this episode and he’s such a good looking guy!

    • @natalieannex
      @natalieannex 3 роки тому +12

      Dan is very attractive. So is his GF 🤍

  • @faithdemakis4292
    @faithdemakis4292 3 роки тому +605

    “This isn’t a roast. This is an intervention.” “With one picture bro?” 🤣🤣🤣I’m cryn

    • @jojojaykay
      @jojojaykay 3 роки тому

      Can I add you on Instagram

    • @Ralph901
      @Ralph901 3 роки тому +24

      @@jojojaykay down bad bro

  • @LeeorAlexandra
    @LeeorAlexandra 3 роки тому +6720

    I think the whole cast should always wear Teddy Fresh bc it's fun for our eyes

    • @shawnmaguire1491
      @shawnmaguire1491 3 роки тому +52

      I think they do

    • @Petra-R
      @Petra-R 3 роки тому +67

      yeah would be cool, especially because its a little expensive and many of us are not able to buy some of it

    • @HeatherWho11.10
      @HeatherWho11.10 3 роки тому +35

      I've always wondered if they have to buy all the pieces they have, or if it's given to them.

    • @joshualai5359
      @joshualai5359 3 роки тому +88

      it should be the h3 company uniform tbh

    • @jennae9614
      @jennae9614 3 роки тому +71

      Ehhh that’s a little cult-ish

  • @deletedwaffles
    @deletedwaffles 3 роки тому +114

    Ethan's fridge looks like a Whole Foods shelf.

  • @420-blaze-it
    @420-blaze-it 3 роки тому +1093

    "The dog shit doesn't bring fruit into our flies" - Ethan's brain said that and no one said anything about it.

  • @2lizregan
    @2lizregan 3 роки тому +547

    I’m so obsessed with H3 it’s insane. And no Dan, the almost 4 hour podcast was not excruciating… for us. 🙂

  • @FluffyMatzahBalls
    @FluffyMatzahBalls 3 роки тому +462

    Zach: "I knew a kid that became an eagle scout once... ... crazy..."
    Ethan: "cool😐"
    Dan: "cool man🙄"
    AB: sarcastic af "That's fuckin sick🤭😆"
    Hahahahaha

    • @solbeckman
      @solbeckman 3 роки тому +17

      I think AB was being sarcastic look at his grin at 56:46 lmao

    • @brenoox3
      @brenoox3 3 роки тому +7

      bruh i about died 😂

    • @FluffyMatzahBalls
      @FluffyMatzahBalls 3 роки тому +4

      @@solbeckman He was for sure.. My emojis failed to convey that I guess. Fixed it haha

    • @solbeckman
      @solbeckman 3 роки тому +2

      @@FluffyMatzahBalls well done haha

  • @Marshmallow_Trees
    @Marshmallow_Trees 3 роки тому +103

    Ethan, my man, you can’t be letting your dogs shit in the house. You need to get them on a eating/potty schedule. Don’t be that household.

    • @AngryWildMango
      @AngryWildMango 3 роки тому +4

      💩

    • @MrAlvrud
      @MrAlvrud 3 роки тому +5

      If he can't take care of the dogs he shouldn't have them. As easy as that.

  • @scavengertag
    @scavengertag 3 роки тому +329

    Zach's soundbites are so fucking good. How the hell does he track all of those.

    • @BRhymesss
      @BRhymesss 3 роки тому +38

      I swear he gets better and better with every episode. It’s SO impressive

    • @lazerwalker4867
      @lazerwalker4867 3 роки тому +14

      He's ascended to the sound God

  • @samysnes
    @samysnes 3 роки тому +331

    Ethan saying "I'm proven guilty" in the beginning is begging to become a sound bite

  • @MarisaMaria94
    @MarisaMaria94 3 роки тому +57

    These “arrests” have me ROLLINNNGGGGGGGGG “He’s just so fucking hotttt” hahahahaha I canttt😂

  • @KaseyCanga
    @KaseyCanga 3 роки тому +202

    I can't believe Dan's denying the thirsts, like honestly he IS a very good looking guy, and well spoken too. Solid 8/10

    • @jellys2162
      @jellys2162 3 роки тому +2

      YES!

    • @marthac1897
      @marthac1897 3 роки тому +5

      8.5 for me

    • @genetem
      @genetem 3 роки тому +15

      10/10 let’s be honest

    • @mieraj.1081
      @mieraj.1081 3 роки тому +5

      There's no way he is lower than Liv. 😔 If she's a 9, he's a 100 😩

    • @KaseyCanga
      @KaseyCanga 3 роки тому +4

      Everyone replying that Dan's a higher rating: you're right and you should say it

  • @BOSSnumbr57
    @BOSSnumbr57 3 роки тому +190

    I’m sure Dan is just a humble king but I hope he does know that he’s handsome and has good confidence for himself. He’s so sweet, funny, smart, woke and has a contagious laugh. I will always simp for Dan

  • @Koley411
    @Koley411 3 роки тому +155

    “I’m a lesbian, and I don’t get it.”
    Girl, I’m a straight woman and I don’t get it either

    • @Thesngian
      @Thesngian 3 роки тому +2

      You probably have to be a 12-year-old to get it.

    • @kristinaurek5994
      @kristinaurek5994 3 роки тому +2

      It is for the gays

    • @dirtydan5281
      @dirtydan5281 3 роки тому +2

      @@kristinaurek5994 as a gay, I don't understand either.

  • @kelseyandresen
    @kelseyandresen 3 роки тому +133

    Anyone going to mention how funny Love’s facial expressions and camera filters were during the episode? 😂😂 I feel like none of the guys saw what he was doing in the background

    • @seanceknowles2911
      @seanceknowles2911 3 роки тому +9

      I think that the fact none of the guys seems aware is what makes Love’s filters and expressions so much funnier😂

  • @ycart3285
    @ycart3285 3 роки тому +405

    I started watching because of Frenemies, I wasn't an H3 or Trisha fan, I had bad opinions of both tbh, and just wanted to watch the dumpster fire when I heard it ended badly. I am so thankful that that got me into H3, I freaking love this channel!

    • @stzcolsef
      @stzcolsef 3 роки тому +20

      Watch the older episodes of the podcast, you might cringe but overall content wise is fun and entertaining to see how far they've come!

    • @CrazyConstantin
      @CrazyConstantin 3 роки тому +13

      The new podcasts with the crew and skits are hilarious

    • @nataliakrumova535
      @nataliakrumova535 3 роки тому +10

      welcome to the family

    • @coralrose5754
      @coralrose5754 3 роки тому +1

      Same here lol we love it here

    • @hunlee6801
      @hunlee6801 3 роки тому +11

      ethan has definitely had his bad days but its awesome watching him grow everyday. Hes learning to correct himself and it makes me happy. Also, hila is the best. Welcome !!

  • @Gemd8
    @Gemd8 3 роки тому +55

    Can we take a moment to appreciate how far this show has come in general but also in terms of the sound bites👏👏👏👏

  • @lastplayer7048
    @lastplayer7048 3 роки тому +532

    I'm really disappointed that the Monday show got taken down, it was really entertaining and fun especially all the call-ins. Keep it up guys, please please don't get discouraged!!!!

    • @R4LuKk
      @R4LuKk 3 роки тому +36

      same.. i had 40 minutes left out of it but it was too late so i decided to finish it the next day, just to come back and see it got taken down :C

    • @lastplayer7048
      @lastplayer7048 3 роки тому +8

      @@R4LuKk hope for your and their sake it goes back up! It was a really great episode featuring all the crew

    • @estieswaqqy7786
      @estieswaqqy7786 3 роки тому +4

      @@R4LuKk it’s still up on the podcast app if you wanted to just listen

    • @R4LuKk
      @R4LuKk 3 роки тому

      @@lastplayer7048 it was a really great episode indeed, really hope it comes back up

    • @R4LuKk
      @R4LuKk 3 роки тому

      @@estieswaqqy7786 honestly i also love to watch :P

  • @ScarletASV
    @ScarletASV 3 роки тому +77

    Exposed food (including fruit of course) and dog shit DEFINITELY attract flies. No one is arguing spontaneous generation, but yes flies are very sensitive and will smell things from afar and find a way to get in.

    • @alexisball8737
      @alexisball8737 3 роки тому +5

      and the flies sit on the dog shit then sit on his fruit... perhaps explains Ethan's ongoing diarrhea lol

    • @ScarletASV
      @ScarletASV 3 роки тому

      @@alexisball8737 it does make a lot of sense haha

  • @offchance9053
    @offchance9053 3 роки тому +183

    Ngl AB would be a great coordinator for this show. Guys does his research and always knows what's up

    • @anubisthacutest4752
      @anubisthacutest4752 3 роки тому +4

      Lol I’d hope so. He used to be horrible at his job.

    • @drewhempwood2113
      @drewhempwood2113 3 роки тому +6

      He always knows whats up... Except for the Michael jackson debacle

    • @relate3986
      @relate3986 3 роки тому +3

      we love ab

  • @OopsBigSad
    @OopsBigSad 3 роки тому +243

    Sound Ladd straight dominating this episode.

    • @Petdub
      @Petdub 3 роки тому +26

      Zach's job on the pod must be so much fun. He is a legend.

  • @dylan-tristamoores2077
    @dylan-tristamoores2077 3 роки тому +542

    H3 still needs to make an app called, “Flipped” where it’s literally just the Triller format but completely upside down.

    • @angel-un8fs
      @angel-un8fs 3 роки тому +57

      That will definitely get them sued lmfao

    • @baileyphipps4529
      @baileyphipps4529 3 роки тому +30

      imagine ethan calling his lawyer asking if he could do this 🤣

    • @Disturban
      @Disturban 3 роки тому +6

      I’d download that

    • @sprig.sprout
      @sprig.sprout 3 роки тому +1

      Sounds like a good use of time

    • @EllekeX
      @EllekeX 3 роки тому

      Love’s app can be called that

  • @emmaloorose
    @emmaloorose 3 роки тому +132

    ABs fridge/freezer looks like a dinky beach house youd rent where the previous renters always left food and it never got thrown away
    so now it’s like weirdly empty but not completely

  • @andbeyond1
    @andbeyond1 3 роки тому +73

    If you show off your girl specifically because shes so much younger than you, it shows how insecure you are about your age...

  • @jimmythebith3471
    @jimmythebith3471 3 роки тому +117

    Totally not acceptable having the dog crapping inside like that. If they aren't trained, train them. If they are sickly, take care of them. Coming to you with nothing but peace and love, please take care of the dogs.

    • @X3jerii
      @X3jerii 3 роки тому +18

      Especially a human can look down to avoid stepping in it, dogs step in their own shit and track it everywhere 🤢

    • @dubyabalthazar4598
      @dubyabalthazar4598 3 роки тому +22

      Exactly, ppl should never normalize dogs shitting inside on a regular basis! It's such a health hazard!!!!!

    • @YungVenus
      @YungVenus 3 роки тому +2

      Totally agree with you. If they don’t take the care (consistently) to take the dog outside for poop breaks, at the very least train them to use pee pads so they had a designated spot to poop.

    • @aubee2744
      @aubee2744 3 роки тому +3

      Or you know just leave your dogs at home instead of taking them to work

    • @brontasaurus2560
      @brontasaurus2560 3 роки тому +5

      Bro I posted this on the subreddit and got roasted. that subreddit stays defending too much

  • @alexking1624
    @alexking1624 3 роки тому +67

    Segment where Zach has to make a full sentence using only sound bites. Would be GOLD

  • @lilanassar4706
    @lilanassar4706 3 роки тому +182

    “How does anyone have the time to watch this podcast”
    Me: *puts it on to go to sleep*

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 3 роки тому +5

      Literally what I'm doing right now 😭

    • @xoxsusufulxox
      @xoxsusufulxox 3 роки тому

      @@frosty_teacup same lol

    • @roygbivap
      @roygbivap 3 роки тому

      Same

    • @sammi_sublime
      @sammi_sublime 3 роки тому +14

      Anyone else re-watch it when they wake up hahaha

    • @Anna-vs2fg
      @Anna-vs2fg 3 роки тому +1

      @@sammi_sublime yeah re-watch what I missed the next morning 😆

  • @themushroom8443
    @themushroom8443 3 роки тому +323

    Zach and AB unapologetically hyping each other and others up is some real king shit.

    • @mwmulv
      @mwmulv 3 роки тому +3

      They seem to be like brothers, argue sometimes but generally got each other's back.
      AB is so damn nice, too nice almost.

  • @neonindigenous3095
    @neonindigenous3095 3 роки тому +344

    Someone should make “FREE ETHAN” with his mugshot Tshirts like he is incarcerated 😂👌 I’d buy it!

    • @Pagingnursejackie
      @Pagingnursejackie 3 роки тому +5

      That somebody is Hila! You heard it here first. Get those T-shirts and a production ASAP!

    • @ericvaughn1984
      @ericvaughn1984 3 роки тому

      I got you fam. 50$ plus shipping

    • @somenightsidontknow3762
      @somenightsidontknow3762 3 роки тому

      That would be awesome

    • @Roxannekohne
      @Roxannekohne 3 роки тому

      Yes! To free him from the financial burden that is his lawsuit with Kav Kav 😂🙌🏼

  • @Zabina55
    @Zabina55 3 роки тому +114

    Going through a tough time with cancer and this podcast helps me pass time better. Ty guys

  • @ell1905
    @ell1905 3 роки тому +203

    the whole fruit fly situation literally proves this being off the rails. ok, ethan-

  • @Youokhun
    @Youokhun 3 роки тому +375

    I’m so glad Dan explained the US history surrounding this game and MLK - I hate when Americans assume other countries learn all about their history 🙈

    • @user-bv6fh7nk8g6x
      @user-bv6fh7nk8g6x 3 роки тому +66

      Even Americans don't know much about their own history. I've met foreigners who know more.

    • @Marshmallow_Trees
      @Marshmallow_Trees 3 роки тому +3

      @@user-bv6fh7nk8g6x same!

    • @rustyshackleford7404
      @rustyshackleford7404 3 роки тому +7

      Lol it’s not just the US, dawg. I saw a video of a dude who went around the streets of London asking people who the US fought in the Revolutionary War and they were all clueless.

    • @Youokhun
      @Youokhun 3 роки тому +11

      @@rustyshackleford7404 yeah like how can you expect other countries to just know all about your country 🙈

    • @MM-qf6yl
      @MM-qf6yl 3 роки тому

      Same

  • @the_quadracorn
    @the_quadracorn 3 роки тому +705

    Worldwide block is fucked. That's worse than anything I've seen in broadcast television, copyright-wise.

    • @notthemilkman5229
      @notthemilkman5229 3 роки тому +15

      @@Ena48145 7 secs of jake paul fight

    • @OverqualiFRIED
      @OverqualiFRIED 3 роки тому +25

      Dude that was the best episode in a long while every single caller had something awesome to say.

    • @Camibug
      @Camibug 3 роки тому +14

      Funny because the crew tried to warn Ethan 😂

    • @Kep19901
      @Kep19901 3 роки тому +6

      I download the podcast asap to avoid mishaps like this lol

    • @Kcoads
      @Kcoads 3 роки тому +1

      @@Kep19901 do you have to pay for UA-cam red to download? Or you download on your computer

  • @HeeHaa1696
    @HeeHaa1696 3 роки тому +348

    Dan is an absolute smoke show I won’t stand for his self hate 😤

  • @ayylmao8562
    @ayylmao8562 3 роки тому +59

    I was instantly on the crews side on the whole fruit argument, my mom loves to leave random food outside overnight for no reason, it’s absolutely infuriating, we have a whole ass colony of ants just showing up randomly around the house and now rats, we have so many ziplock bags just left unused just over all laziness.

    • @poopfartlord9695
      @poopfartlord9695 3 роки тому +1

      My family leaves most of our fruit in a fruit bowl on the table and have never had any problems with this. Although, that probably is because my city is a fruit-fly free zone.

  • @aurorahernandez1813
    @aurorahernandez1813 3 роки тому +93

    The way Ethan called Hila “Mommmy” 💀 💀💀 I love them

  • @GoldGrillzxD
    @GoldGrillzxD 3 роки тому +256

    I feel like Ethan is always shooting AB down 😭😭😭 I liked your OJ skit AB, it wasn’t dated!!

    • @9yearoldbrofist780
      @9yearoldbrofist780 3 роки тому +40

      EXACTLY, POOR AB !! HIS FACE TURNED SAD

    • @kyakya8011
      @kyakya8011 3 роки тому +19

      YEAH ETHAN DO BETTER

    • @JD-wy3ih
      @JD-wy3ih 3 роки тому +9

      And Ethan and ab know Ethan pushes it cuz he can cuz ab is such a big fan so Ethan be taking advantage lowkey

    • @karlmarxjr7049
      @karlmarxjr7049 3 роки тому +1

      I'm glad someone else noticed that. I felt so bad for him :/

    • @dianalucero7568
      @dianalucero7568 3 роки тому

      Interesting… I always thought he was like that towards Dan.

  • @jessi3804
    @jessi3804 3 роки тому +60

    why do i lowkey want ian to do a presentation about kayne and taylor swift’s beef 😭😭

  • @NoOneCaresJSYK
    @NoOneCaresJSYK 3 роки тому +435

    The flies have been relentless in 2021 ESPECIALLY in hotter areas. You HAVE to take extra care of your cleanliness. Even if you’re nearly spotless, you’ll probably see a fly hanging around, waiting.

    • @eliumizumi4894
      @eliumizumi4894 3 роки тому +7

      is there any specific reason why

    • @mieraj.1081
      @mieraj.1081 3 роки тому +8

      Same with ants 😩

    • @Salmonte9
      @Salmonte9 3 роки тому +2

      @@eliumizumi4894 at least in the southwest where I live, we got a lot more rain this summer, so a lot more flies appeared

    • @JC-sm4mp
      @JC-sm4mp 3 роки тому +5

      @@eliumizumi4894 we had a pretty long period of drought, and then floods followed. The floods seem to really boost the humidity and bring the flies in like crazy. I'm on the west end of the US

    • @jackienugen3572
      @jackienugen3572 3 роки тому +6

      Absolutely !! And I noticed more horse flies, ( the kind that bite) 🤮

  • @brooklencooper
    @brooklencooper 3 роки тому +117

    Have 2 cast members mock recreate the jake paul or any boxing scenes (obviously stage fighting) with the same commentary sound overtop or something, could be entertaining and still allow the audience to see what youre talking about

  • @2nd-place
    @2nd-place 3 роки тому +42

    If H3 has five shows per week I'll be sad because I just don't have enough time in the week between my job, family, and housework to watch to 10-15 hours per week of content. I'M AN H3 COMPLETIONIST DAMMIT!

  • @RealStuntPanda
    @RealStuntPanda 3 роки тому +237

    Yeah, fruit doesn't attract flies. That's why they're called fruit flies, because they're disgusted by fruit.

    • @mimicoolwhip5991
      @mimicoolwhip5991 3 роки тому +3

      I hear theyve all decided to protest & are going vegetarian🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @makkyroll_8157
      @makkyroll_8157 3 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @honeydew1678
      @honeydew1678 3 роки тому +7

      @@mimicoolwhip5991 since when we’re fruit flies not vegetarian i’m confused 😳

    • @a.s.5268
      @a.s.5268 3 роки тому +2

      @@mimicoolwhip5991 Get this, fruit is vegetarian AND vegan. Maybe they’re going keto?

  • @mmth2310
    @mmth2310 3 роки тому +352

    I love how Dan wants to inform the non american viewers about american history even though some americans often don't know shit about their own history either!! Haha

    • @SWHBOYCE
      @SWHBOYCE 3 роки тому

      It's twoo it's twoo 1111

    • @elliekinzz1
      @elliekinzz1 3 роки тому +17

      Same, I was thinking “Dan, might shock you to find out that the rest of the world aren’t as ignorant as Americans so I’m p sure everyone in the world knows about slavery” lmao

    • @BrockAwesome
      @BrockAwesome 3 роки тому +2

      Its totally true!

    • @zH3H3z
      @zH3H3z 3 роки тому +3

      @@elliekinzz1 he wasn’t informing them of slavery he was informing them of the tool they used to abuse slaves. Obviously the world knows about slavery but not always of the techniques. Shut upppp

  • @Autumn_winds2828
    @Autumn_winds2828 3 роки тому +12

    It’s just the “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!” at AB’s fridge for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ericasambogna1528
    @ericasambogna1528 3 роки тому +90

    I love how good that shirt looks on Ethan. The color pops off his skin. The pattern is flattering. The color + pattern looks so good woth his curly gray hair. Great job Ethan, keep it up

    • @bby.aquarius
      @bby.aquarius 3 роки тому +6

      Hila dresses him well 😌

    • @iKrissyKreme
      @iKrissyKreme 3 роки тому +2

      @@bby.aquarius She's such a good caregiver 😌

  • @gabriella5427
    @gabriella5427 3 роки тому +45

    Dan talking directly into the camera about the fly situation was hilarious

  • @Austin-td5bq
    @Austin-td5bq 3 роки тому +20

    Every time I get a glimpse of Dans beautiful baby blues, I fall into a dreamstate for a good quarter hour, then I am forced to rewind the video to catch up on what I've missed. I stop when I get to a part that I remember from before the dream, just to be mesmerized by Dans blue eyes once again. A lot of the time I only snap out of it because I feel a drip of drool from AB who is also stuck in a dreamstate right above my shoulder. I can't ever finish an H3 Podcast episode.. Curse you and your baby blues, Dan!

  • @MannyMGaming
    @MannyMGaming 3 роки тому +69

    I love to see when Love changes his screen to something weird and funny

  • @AnnaVictrix
    @AnnaVictrix 3 роки тому +368

    Keem is that boy in middle school who thought having a girlfriend was a big brag. Only he’s a 40 year-old man.

    • @Katelyn.Eby1215
      @Katelyn.Eby1215 3 роки тому +8

      Exactly💯. Loved this comment. Soo accurate!!

    • @YungVenus
      @YungVenus 3 роки тому +4

      Bahaha I almost choked on my soup cuz this is so true 😂

    • @LLSniper
      @LLSniper 3 роки тому +7

      He stopped mentally aging in high school for a reason

    • @plazik7481
      @plazik7481 3 роки тому +5

      @@LLSniper Think you might be overestimating Keem a little bit. Even high schoolers have more tact than that fuck

    • @plazik7481
      @plazik7481 3 роки тому +1

      This comment gave me a nightmare flashback of some douche getting a GF in the 6th grade and walking around like Michael Jordan after he won his 6th title. The "relationship" lasted 2 weeks.

  • @kylewagoner
    @kylewagoner 3 роки тому +26

    Immediately knew Dan's fridge because I know what a vegetarian's fridge looks like.

  • @On1condition
    @On1condition 3 роки тому +224

    We need a positive affirmation soundboard for Dan.

    • @guypeopleperson6176
      @guypeopleperson6176 3 роки тому +10

      No, we need a NEGATIVE affirmation soundboard from Dan

    • @lilbebe6566
      @lilbebe6566 3 роки тому +9

      @@guypeopleperson6176 why not both🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @Connarcw
      @Connarcw 3 роки тому +2

      so you want dan to get a sarcastic soundboard?

  • @lexywaters7655
    @lexywaters7655 3 роки тому +73

    I think Love's arrest might be the funniest. Just the thought that Ian is acting like the robot is struggling against his hold is hilarious

    • @nicciday8434
      @nicciday8434 3 роки тому +10

      That’s Cam as the cop in all their clips 😂

  • @NatyLuz-cm6tu
    @NatyLuz-cm6tu 11 місяців тому +2

    The satisfying moment when you discovered h3podcast only 4-3months ago (a shame) & now you're taking advantage of the holidays to binge watch from episode 1 to officially be updated on everything 🎉

  • @marthastewwart
    @marthastewwart 3 роки тому +125

    Dude ethan its called a FRUITfly. Are you serious ? They can literally crawl through the cracks of the doors. Yes they do smell it from outside, the distance they can smell is insane for their size . Ethan leaving fruit out = fruitfly infestation.
    (I edited out the part I got wrong about lifespan)

    • @JNMKlover
      @JNMKlover 3 роки тому

      40-50 days

    • @jackt3356
      @jackt3356 3 роки тому

      Takes about a week/ten days once the larvae are laid to become new flies, and they can live well over a month, sometimes two - scientist who uses fruit flies for his research. The hotter the environment the quicker they’ll grow into full flies

    • @marthastewwart
      @marthastewwart 3 роки тому

      @@jackt3356 @Lime Rickey @ILovePasta Yall are right. I think I was thinking about a gnat, or can anyone tell me what i was thinking of where the lifespan is a day?

  • @amandah6537
    @amandah6537 3 роки тому +122

    Ethan: “The dog shit doesn’t bring fruit into the office..” quality blunder

  • @angiedillman7963
    @angiedillman7963 3 роки тому +24

    I love how Love looks sideways at Dan when he's talking, and LOVE the Zoolander look! 😂

  • @Msgabbb
    @Msgabbb 3 роки тому +106

    The music they play when Ethan brings up Teddy fresh is such a vibe and the “that’s hot” always makes me laugh lmfao I love them.

    • @rtysjfdi
      @rtysjfdi 3 роки тому +1

      The question is what song it is, I think it's banger would love to know!

  • @kayleeb2310
    @kayleeb2310 3 роки тому +76

    *AB: “ there’s some Sister Snipers out there waiting to take you out”*
    I just pictured a group of teens sitting around in bedazzled track suits with Bird’s Nest haircuts stalking Ethans socials, lmao 💀☠️

  • @laurelvirginia7469
    @laurelvirginia7469 3 роки тому +45

    Don’t tell Ian that shelves can be readjusted for height inside of refrigerators! Hahahah it’s not just per country for specific shelving height lol

    • @dirtydan5281
      @dirtydan5281 3 роки тому +1

      my parents bought one of those fancy new black fridges and it doesn't let us adjust the shelves! the shelf space is awful lmao, I want Love's fridge

  • @krispy625
    @krispy625 3 роки тому +70

    As someone who grew up catholic, I'm happy to see that James Charles has joined the clergy. If you think about it, being a clergyman is no different from being an online influencer. Both get to wear fun outfits, have massive clout within their community, and tend to interact inappropriately with young children. I think James will have a smooth transition into this field.

  • @sammy4982
    @sammy4982 3 роки тому +432

    Am I the only one who is extremely frightened with the Jeff Bezo’s laugh sound bite? I HATE IT

    • @ashchristine827
      @ashchristine827 3 роки тому +6

      it’s frickin terrifying lmao glad i found someone else who thinks so lol you are not alone ❤️❤️

    • @sammy4982
      @sammy4982 3 роки тому +23

      @@ashchristine827 I fast forward every time it plays i’m spook-ma-gooked

    • @TheSuryaMass
      @TheSuryaMass 3 роки тому +2

      Hell yes!

    • @stzcolsef
      @stzcolsef 3 роки тому +5

      I'm scared by it genuinely, considering I work in a factory and I imagine my bosses doing that while cutting costs/one of us faints LMAO

    • @ashchristine827
      @ashchristine827 3 роки тому +2

      @@sammy4982 hahaha me too i picture him with his hands out to the side evil laugh style

  • @blackbird163
    @blackbird163 3 роки тому +8

    I love the crew uplifting each other like with Dan's confidence ❤ so cute 😆

  • @luke_almquist
    @luke_almquist 3 роки тому +83

    OFF THE RAILS BETTER NOT END NOW THAT IT REACHED EPISODE 10

    • @spyczech
      @spyczech 3 роки тому +10

      "Off the rails was always meant to be temporary"

  • @walinton
    @walinton 3 роки тому +322

    KeemStar is so cool hanging out with 20 year olds everyday, he's 40.. aka he's having a midlife crisis.

    • @Ilovemyhusband6969
      @Ilovemyhusband6969 3 роки тому +2

      Didn’t Ethan just hang out with Bella Porch though?! 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @michaelwebster6219
      @michaelwebster6219 3 роки тому +5

      I'm 42 and wont even hang around with 20 year olds I think it's odd creepy sad in my eyes cant find 1 his own age like

    • @Ilovemyhusband6969
      @Ilovemyhusband6969 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂

    • @jessicamessicaYT
      @jessicamessicaYT 3 роки тому

      And they think he’s corny af tho

    • @Ilovemyhusband6969
      @Ilovemyhusband6969 3 роки тому +2

      Ethan applaud boogie2988 for having a younger girlfriend, but had an issue with keem, why? Is not that deep. Yeah one is old the other young but they’re adults, regardless if it is a good idea or not they’re adults. He’s a fucking cry baby.

  • @karlmarxjr7049
    @karlmarxjr7049 3 роки тому +6

    I LIVE for Love's captions. When he put "with handsome ->" 😂😂😂

  • @esterricchiuti2497
    @esterricchiuti2497 3 роки тому +106

    I swear sometimes I think Zach is God. Those soundbites. How tf?! Fucking love him

    • @hippievibes13
      @hippievibes13 3 роки тому +7

      Literally! They’re always perfectly timed 😅 he’s a wizard for sure

  • @Corgipunx
    @Corgipunx 3 роки тому +40

    the whole cast is a bunch of snacks but dan will always have my heart

  • @taylorpage6308
    @taylorpage6308 3 роки тому +5

    Whoever has been coming up with these segments, THANK YOU! they are great

  • @monetfritz4196
    @monetfritz4196 3 роки тому +130

    Ethan: If you’re wondering if I feel bad making fun of the Catholic Church? I will never; that would never ever ever ever ever.
    Me: Preach!!! Amen!

    • @spyczech
      @spyczech 3 роки тому +4

      People act like besides that they spotless, not like they were complicit in worldwide colonialism and genocide

    • @nineteen8122
      @nineteen8122 3 роки тому

      @@spyczech 😂😂😂 🙄

    • @nineteen8122
      @nineteen8122 3 роки тому

      Well, with a name like Fritz, it sounds like you appreciating Ethan saying that is just about right.

    • @dailyfacts3212
      @dailyfacts3212 3 роки тому

      Hey I’m a Catholic and I support him so idc about him shitting on the church cuz he has a point

    • @GlassesnMouthplates
      @GlassesnMouthplates 3 роки тому

      Well, Ethan's ancestors did send a Jewish guy to the Romans to be tortured and killed. So it fits his character.