Not me but a friend. She’s on a date with someone she has seen a couple of times. They are back at his place just drinking and making out on the couch. All of a sudden, he’s on her. She said she could fell him pressing all his weight on her and her blouse being pulled up out of her trousers. She reacted with the first thing that occurred to her…she started pretending like she was enjoying it. It threw him. He got off her and asked if she’d like another drink. She said “Sure. But if we’re going to have some fun and games, let me go put in my diaphragm.” Grabs her purse, goes to the bathroom, crawls out the window and runs like hell.
Ooh! I've got one! I'm doing security. It's raining hard and I'm checking a building that used to be a Heald College, so lots of small, out of the way rooms. I come upon this guy, in all black, he's got a hoodie on, he's chilling, he's either asleep or really fucked up on drugs, but I have to clear the building. So I go "hey, you can't be in here camping, I'm gonna check the rest of this building and come back, it's raining kinda hard so I'll let you take your time getting your stuff, see you in a bit" Dude's halfway down the hallway by the time I come back, so I pursue a respectable distance behind (~30ft) and am about to let him out the gate when he goes another direction entirely, leaps upward, grabs the top of the cyclone fencing that was around the site (it was closed) and hoists himself over. One jump. In the rain. Turns out he's a serial killer, targeting Latinos, and I have a Latino last name on my badge that he didn't see, probably because I kept my distance.
Friend of mine kinda had the opposite; Local high school equivalents have grade selection and out of our friend group he's the only one who didn't get in. Goes to another school but doesn't know anyone so he drops out. Goes to a night school equivalent. Gets a new friend group of sketch guys there. Lots of partying. Drugs. Property crimes to pay for drugs. Jailtime. Rinse and repeat until he finally gets his crap together in his late 20s. Basically lost a decade to drugs while every single one of his old friends got educated, started well paying careers and some even started families.
Schoolmate, who was never very bright, spiral down in highschool. He became very distracted and even for being known for low grasp of things, in higschool it took really tool on him. He decided to kill himself - shot in head. (Won't live that stupid and also was unable to tell his parents that he was kicked out of highschool.) Truns out that some form of tumor was eating his brain and he shot that portion of brain. He lost part of his vision and hearing and also have trouble to eat properly, but he become savant and literally a rocket engineer. He dodged a bullet by taking the bullet.
We were mid teenagers, 4 or 5 of us, trick or treating for the last time. We knocked on one door and a guy said "come on in kids". He started asking one other guy there where the candy was, and then asked yet another guy. We kind of looked at each other and got the f out of there! Btw, there was also a car that kept showing up at unpredictable intervals, prompting us to run to try to lose it a number of times. This was about 1976 I believe!😅
18:24 -- This one makes me curious who the British VIP was. The story matches the basic facts of how actor Leslie Howard (Ashley Wilkes in "Gone WIth the Wind") was killed in 1943 when the DC-3 airliner he was on was shot down on its way from Lisbon to Bristol.
A little over 3 yrs ago, I was out getting something to eat. As I'm driving, I see this car speeding by and turning onto the opposite side of the street I was on. I was maybe 5, 10, at most 20 ft away from the street he was on. Ultimately, it was a police chase. 6 or 7 cop cars were chasing him. The guy hit the back of a car that was in the opposite lane after he turned onto the street, passing me. Had I left my house just a few seconds earlier, he would've hit me as I drove pass the street he was speeding down on before turing onto the street I was on. No telling how damaged my car would've been and if I ended up having any injuries. Had the worse case scenario happened, my mom would've said goodbye to both me and my dad that yr. Last month marked 2.5 yrs since he died in a car accident.
So I matched with a girl on Tinder (lets call her Kelly) but we already knew each other form before and met in person before. She went to Uni 600 miles away and then the communication was limited and felt like we're drifting apart. And 4 years later I met one of Kelly's dads friend (lets call him Ed) from work and they all know each other and me. And I told Ed and Ed was trying to think who was I referring to and then he was like "Oh yeah, I remember. Kid you dodged a bullet right there!" And I asked Ed "What are you talking about?" and he never told me what happened to Kelly and I never saw her again. I Hope Kelly is safe and doing ok. I remember when she game me her pretzels when I was cranky for something to eat. And she poked me one time for fun. "Boop"
Not me but a friend. She’s on a date with someone she has seen a couple of times. They are back at his place just drinking and making out on the couch. All of a sudden, he’s on her. She said she could fell him pressing all his weight on her and her blouse being pulled up out of her trousers. She reacted with the first thing that occurred to her…she started pretending like she was enjoying it. It threw him. He got off her and asked if she’d like another drink. She said “Sure. But if we’re going to have some fun and games, let me go put in my diaphragm.” Grabs her purse, goes to the bathroom, crawls out the window and runs like hell.
Glad she got out of there 👍
I assumed the last one was going to be not having to see the movie Cats, talk about a bullet dodged 😬
Laughed when the dad came home and wondered why his son had a black eye after the gunshot XD
Ooh! I've got one!
I'm doing security. It's raining hard and I'm checking a building that used to be a Heald College, so lots of small, out of the way rooms.
I come upon this guy, in all black, he's got a hoodie on, he's chilling, he's either asleep or really fucked up on drugs, but I have to clear the building. So I go "hey, you can't be in here camping, I'm gonna check the rest of this building and come back, it's raining kinda hard so I'll let you take your time getting your stuff, see you in a bit"
Dude's halfway down the hallway by the time I come back, so I pursue a respectable distance behind (~30ft) and am about to let him out the gate when he goes another direction entirely, leaps upward, grabs the top of the cyclone fencing that was around the site (it was closed) and hoists himself over. One jump. In the rain.
Turns out he's a serial killer, targeting Latinos, and I have a Latino last name on my badge that he didn't see, probably because I kept my distance.
Friend of mine kinda had the opposite; Local high school equivalents have grade selection and out of our friend group he's the only one who didn't get in. Goes to another school but doesn't know anyone so he drops out. Goes to a night school equivalent. Gets a new friend group of sketch guys there. Lots of partying. Drugs. Property crimes to pay for drugs. Jailtime. Rinse and repeat until he finally gets his crap together in his late 20s. Basically lost a decade to drugs while every single one of his old friends got educated, started well paying careers and some even started families.
Schoolmate, who was never very bright, spiral down in highschool. He became very distracted and even for being known for low grasp of things, in higschool it took really tool on him. He decided to kill himself - shot in head. (Won't live that stupid and also was unable to tell his parents that he was kicked out of highschool.) Truns out that some form of tumor was eating his brain and he shot that portion of brain. He lost part of his vision and hearing and also have trouble to eat properly, but he become savant and literally a rocket engineer. He dodged a bullet by taking the bullet.
We were mid teenagers, 4 or 5 of us, trick or treating for the last time. We knocked on one door and a guy said "come on in kids". He started asking one other guy there where the candy was, and then asked yet another guy. We kind of looked at each other and got the f out of there! Btw, there was also a car that kept showing up at unpredictable intervals, prompting us to run to try to lose it a number of times. This was about 1976 I believe!😅
18:24 -- This one makes me curious who the British VIP was. The story matches the basic facts of how actor Leslie Howard (Ashley Wilkes in "Gone WIth the Wind") was killed in 1943 when the DC-3 airliner he was on was shot down on its way from Lisbon to Bristol.
Uber guy was just saving those girls from seeing a shit movie . Also shout out to the girl that pretended to need to vomit to get out of that car .
A little over 3 yrs ago, I was out getting something to eat. As I'm driving, I see this car speeding by and turning onto the opposite side of the street I was on. I was maybe 5, 10, at most 20 ft away from the street he was on. Ultimately, it was a police chase. 6 or 7 cop cars were chasing him. The guy hit the back of a car that was in the opposite lane after he turned onto the street, passing me.
Had I left my house just a few seconds earlier, he would've hit me as I drove pass the street he was speeding down on before turing onto the street I was on. No telling how damaged my car would've been and if I ended up having any injuries. Had the worse case scenario happened, my mom would've said goodbye to both me and my dad that yr. Last month marked 2.5 yrs since he died in a car accident.
20:34 damn, I wanna pursue game development, but…
So I matched with a girl on Tinder (lets call her Kelly) but we already knew each other form before and met in person before. She went to Uni 600 miles away and then the communication was limited and felt like we're drifting apart.
And 4 years later I met one of Kelly's dads friend (lets call him Ed) from work and they all know each other and me. And I told Ed and Ed was trying to think who was I referring to and then he was like "Oh yeah, I remember. Kid you dodged a bullet right there!" And I asked Ed "What are you talking about?" and he never told me what happened to Kelly and I never saw her again.
I Hope Kelly is safe and doing ok. I remember when she game me her pretzels when I was cranky for something to eat. And she poked me one time for fun. "Boop"
I once did something silly was a second too late to be run over by a bus. I went face first into the driver's window
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My toxic ex gf having a miscarriage hugest bullet dodged
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