A $15 Dunkin gift card > dating a woman who makes 6-figures I know it sounds crazy, but this is the prime example of how being single with a little can make you WAY happier than having a lot in a relationship with the wrong person.
Yeah, this breakup looks insane on first glance - why'd anyone give this up? But then you realize they're simply incompatible. He's not happy. Deep down, she isn't either. Feeling that way in a partnership is miserable
Dang, dude is such a talented actor, kinda fascinating to just look at all the perfectly well executed and timed gestures, expressions, voice tones and such. Great camera work too and performance on the lady aswell, props, you guys do pretty impressive good quality skits ngl.
Hey thanks so much! That means a lot. I really appreciate it. We're hyped to have people enjoying our projects and are excited for you all to see all the stuff we have coming up in the future.
It's not about the balls, it's about the self-respect, like who tf would date a Google engineer who makes figures and can afford holidays to Greece while you can barely buy your gf an ice-cream. Have some dignity and leave with your head up while you still can.
@@gdeamonlord i hope thats not your personal out look in life. pls value yourself more than just a fleshbag making money. im not saying having a low income is okay because its not, i know too that it sucks, but rather i hope you dont value men as just how large their bank account/assets are
He was very correct though. He deserves to be with someone who makes he feel happy. And she is not, no matter how awesome she seems to be. For that matter, she deserves someone who appreciates her for who she is also. I just don't understand why neither of them can end it amicably. What a shame on both of them. If it were me I wouldn't bother to talk about who is at fall at all - what's the point of neither side wants to fix it anyway?
"they saved a continent - single-handedly" - wow. Someone cancel this man please. Disgraceful interpretation! No wonder his girlfriend co-split-up with him. Glad he got his giftcard back though.
I have a question for you guys. Why do you not upload all the videos on one channel instead of splitting it between 2 channels. Love both of your videos they are great stuff
Yeah great question, we’re just two different channels. I know that’s boring, but All of us are friends and started UA-cam at the same time and just want to help each other grow!
I guess I have to ask why he would break up with her and then not be able to come up with a reason why? I get you're playing on the trope of "It's not you, it's me." but it it doesn't make sense.
He knows she doesn't respect him but he didn't want to admit that to himself because he fundamentally agrees with her evaluation: he doesn't respect himself either, but it's too hurtful to admit, or even to allow it to rise to the level of a conscious thought.
Shes with a sandwich guy. How many passed on her that she's with a sandwich guy? Body count might be off the charts. And of course I'm talking about the skit character, not the actress.
@@ИванБорисюк-п7э Let's be honest, no one likes a partner that loathes them. It doesn't matter if you want to simp for women you find attractive, if she has a bad attitude every normal person would not want to go near her.
34k troops in Omaha beach was actually crazy though
Insane
“You only have 2 speeds: boring as shit or wasted” 💀
That’s a major roast
“You’re paint by numbers hes GOD DAMN PICASSO!”
God tier improv by Vanessa
@@johnliamandmitch Wow that's good improv.
Knowing that was improvised, how did you not break?
I'd have lost it.
The moment with "...or wasted" as he grabs the glass to take a sip but then changes his mind is hilarious.
A $15 Dunkin gift card > dating a woman who makes 6-figures
I know it sounds crazy, but this is the prime example of how being single with a little can make you WAY happier than having a lot in a relationship with the wrong person.
Yeah, this breakup looks insane on first glance - why'd anyone give this up?
But then you realize they're simply incompatible. He's not happy. Deep down, she isn't either. Feeling that way in a partnership is miserable
@@I3urton all facts!!!
Dang, dude is such a talented actor, kinda fascinating to just look at all the perfectly well executed and timed gestures, expressions, voice tones and such. Great camera work too and performance on the lady aswell, props, you guys do pretty impressive good quality skits ngl.
Hey thanks so much! That means a lot. I really appreciate it. We're hyped to have people enjoying our projects and are excited for you all to see all the stuff we have coming up in the future.
@@johnliamandmitch Last few moments were absolute gold
I never knew Deadpool was a Subway sandwich artist!
Subway sandwich guy dumping a google engineer. The balls.
It's not about the balls, it's about the self-respect, like who tf would date a Google engineer who makes figures and can afford holidays to Greece while you can barely buy your gf an ice-cream. Have some dignity and leave with your head up while you still can.
@@gdeamonlord i hope thats not your personal out look in life. pls value yourself more than just a fleshbag making money. im not saying having a low income is okay because its not, i know too that it sucks, but rather i hope you dont value men as just how large their bank account/assets are
He was very correct though. He deserves to be with someone who makes he feel happy. And she is not, no matter how awesome she seems to be. For that matter, she deserves someone who appreciates her for who she is also. I just don't understand why neither of them can end it amicably. What a shame on both of them. If it were me I wouldn't bother to talk about who is at fall at all - what's the point of neither side wants to fix it anyway?
@@gdeamonlordInsecure when a woman earns more than you? Lmao, smol pp reeking misogyny.
woman shouldnt work anyway
repent and become catholic or u ll go to hell vaticancatholic yt
1:56 Hah, him talking and her perfectly repeating him as he was speaking, then his lost, looking-upward reaction!
This made me appreciate my fiancé more...dang, I need to make a quick call
Appreciate who you got my friend. Life is too short.
"You're 'paint-by-numbers'; he's G-d-damned 'Picasso'!" 🤣
Dude's suffering from success actually.
"huh, I wonder why this scene is the most replayed in the video?"
"..."
"oh yeah, this is hilarious. Is there anything els....oh yeah, that's why."
These are getting really good
I thought it was Olivia Cooke for a second 🤣
Same.
Except with monster cans.
That part lmao
This was the best one!!!!
Ever!!!!!
Another awesome skit. Thank you!
I like how she did a "yeah it's you" Judo move on him lol
watching this while eating Jersey Mike's
...with Jeremy's mayo on it....
Thank you for visiting Greece!
(somebody had to write this).
Wholesome Dunkin’ donuts ending
This guy is constantly trying to breakup with women 😂😂😂😂
Highly unrealistic I know
@@johnliamandmitch thats what makes it work 😂😂😂😂
"I am a zero!" Those eyes though Mitch...
2:43 turn the sound down and watch.
"they saved a continent - single-handedly" - wow. Someone cancel this man please. Disgraceful interpretation! No wonder his girlfriend co-split-up with him.
Glad he got his giftcard back though.
I couldn't take my eyes off those things
The casting director and wardrobe crew knew exactly what they were doing lol
*The most replayed section of the video*
men of culture. we meet again
34k troops in one day? WOW! I did not know that. THANKS. An educational comedy video
“I put Jersey Mike guys to shame!”
It's none of you, it's me...
The gift card birthday gift 😂😭
Hey thanks for watching to the end my friend
At least he got the Dunkin' gift card, I consider this exchange a win in my book!
They need a wide from ending of the classic college story. But excellent work 🎉🎉🎉
God damn, those are some bonkers
this was so good!
I'd stop at 6 figures... and you know, let her figure the rest
Who's the red head
Vanessa
Anybody else trying to count how many anecdotes they have? I'm boring...
Dangerous game to play my man
Paint by numbers is actually pretty fun.
Alison after she left the Red Keep
I needed a win 🍩✅
OMG, that was super funny. I peed my pants a little.
I bet she doesn't like it when he talks about the Roman Empire, too. Sheesh.
sometimes you lose, but sometimes get a big win at the end
it's not you it' me
I’ve been staying it wrong this whole time!
good catch
@@johnliamandmitch anything for my pookies 👍
This was just a Dunkin ad all along. Suck on that, Subway!
At least she realized her flaws, dating losers 🤷
So like, 90% of the male population? 🤣
@@seraph3761 yes more like 95%
This was legit weird and real lol
The fact that MY name is Jeremy makes me love this video so much! I also so redheads so there's that little Easter Egg too 🤣
The worst thing she can say is “that goes without saying”
This is more emotional, than it has right to be...
Stop abusing commas
@@Mutantcy1992 Ne,ver
She's good. Ah, the ol' eye in the camera
Time for the premium gym membership
She’s actually the lame one for sticking around, you do you mate.
Omaha beach... !!! hahaha
i'm pretty unhygienic...
Yeah we re talking fictional world if you didn't figure it out.
It is usually the other way. Lady has deadend him and breaks up with guy making 6 figures
Men tend to deaden women first because all he knows is money. At least he has a solid relationship with money
@@seraph3761 I've just never seen it
The saddest part was it was a dunkin card and not a tim ho's card
huge pair
What's wrong with boring as shit or wasted?
It’s not an easy sell
Why did this skit feel personal?
The gift card was rough...
Always is
🤣
hallmark girl is smokin
QUEEN ALISYON HIGHTOWER !?
lol this guy 😅 b careful tho yall gonna make her a baddie like Claire 🤷
just noticed that dude has heterochromia (two different colored eyes)
so so
I have a question for you guys. Why do you not upload all the videos on one channel instead of splitting it between 2 channels. Love both of your videos they are great stuff
Yeah great question, we’re just two different channels. I know that’s boring, but All of us are friends and started UA-cam at the same time and just want to help each other grow!
what is the other channel?
@@mikemoore72 Mikey and Wyatt
I guess I have to ask why he would break up with her and then not be able to come up with a reason why?
I get you're playing on the trope of "It's not you, it's me." but it it doesn't make sense.
He knows she doesn't respect him but he didn't want to admit that to himself because he fundamentally agrees with her evaluation: he doesn't respect himself either, but it's too hurtful to admit, or even to allow it to rise to the level of a conscious thought.
It's definitetly her! There is nothing wrong talking about Omaha beach all day.
What’s her @ so I can block her on here. I just need it to strictly block her…..
😂
Shes with a sandwich guy. How many passed on her that she's with a sandwich guy? Body count might be off the charts. And of course I'm talking about the skit character, not the actress.
The character's body count is zero. She's a non-existent fictional character. How could she possibly have a high body count if any?
* sandwich artist
dont dress your own age and are boring or wasted - thats me
Given the fact she works for one of the top 10 most evil companies on Earth, she's a zero (in this sketch). Vanessa herself is like a 7.5.
its not me its you ahh woman
Yah. I wouldn't date her either.
My man, let's be honest, she wouldn't date YOU (: It's not her, it's you :D
@@ИванБорисюк-п7э Let's be honest, no one likes a partner that loathes them. It doesn't matter if you want to simp for women you find attractive, if she has a bad attitude every normal person would not want to go near her.
Is that supposed to be funny or am I missing something?
You're missing a lot