It's not you it's me.

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  • @ankitchauhancr7
    @ankitchauhancr7 5 місяців тому +404

    34k troops in Omaha beach was actually crazy though

  • @seraph3761
    @seraph3761 5 місяців тому +184

    “You only have 2 speeds: boring as shit or wasted” 💀
    That’s a major roast

  • @SuperHuntster
    @SuperHuntster 5 місяців тому +212

    “You’re paint by numbers hes GOD DAMN PICASSO!”

    • @johnliamandmitch
      @johnliamandmitch  5 місяців тому +60

      God tier improv by Vanessa

    • @nickmajora
      @nickmajora 5 місяців тому +24

      @@johnliamandmitch Wow that's good improv.

    • @MenaceTheRed
      @MenaceTheRed 3 місяці тому +7

      Knowing that was improvised, how did you not break?
      I'd have lost it.

  • @StarClay666
    @StarClay666 5 місяців тому +51

    The moment with "...or wasted" as he grabs the glass to take a sip but then changes his mind is hilarious.

  • @OurKindofEntertainment
    @OurKindofEntertainment 5 місяців тому +190

    A $15 Dunkin gift card > dating a woman who makes 6-figures
    I know it sounds crazy, but this is the prime example of how being single with a little can make you WAY happier than having a lot in a relationship with the wrong person.

    • @I3urton
      @I3urton 5 місяців тому +17

      Yeah, this breakup looks insane on first glance - why'd anyone give this up?
      But then you realize they're simply incompatible. He's not happy. Deep down, she isn't either. Feeling that way in a partnership is miserable

    • @OurKindofEntertainment
      @OurKindofEntertainment 5 місяців тому +4

      @@I3urton all facts!!!

  • @danmkng
    @danmkng 5 місяців тому +17

    Dang, dude is such a talented actor, kinda fascinating to just look at all the perfectly well executed and timed gestures, expressions, voice tones and such. Great camera work too and performance on the lady aswell, props, you guys do pretty impressive good quality skits ngl.

    • @johnliamandmitch
      @johnliamandmitch  4 місяці тому +10

      Hey thanks so much! That means a lot. I really appreciate it. We're hyped to have people enjoying our projects and are excited for you all to see all the stuff we have coming up in the future.

    • @Mutantcy1992
      @Mutantcy1992 3 місяці тому +1

      @@johnliamandmitch Last few moments were absolute gold

  • @GgByAngel
    @GgByAngel 5 місяців тому +121

    I never knew Deadpool was a Subway sandwich artist!

  • @towellight9400
    @towellight9400 5 місяців тому +384

    Subway sandwich guy dumping a google engineer. The balls.

    • @gdeamonlord
      @gdeamonlord 5 місяців тому +22

      It's not about the balls, it's about the self-respect, like who tf would date a Google engineer who makes figures and can afford holidays to Greece while you can barely buy your gf an ice-cream. Have some dignity and leave with your head up while you still can.

    • @f0rtuna-xy
      @f0rtuna-xy 5 місяців тому +52

      @@gdeamonlord i hope thats not your personal out look in life. pls value yourself more than just a fleshbag making money. im not saying having a low income is okay because its not, i know too that it sucks, but rather i hope you dont value men as just how large their bank account/assets are

    • @masktuxedo77
      @masktuxedo77 5 місяців тому +25

      He was very correct though. He deserves to be with someone who makes he feel happy. And she is not, no matter how awesome she seems to be. For that matter, she deserves someone who appreciates her for who she is also. I just don't understand why neither of them can end it amicably. What a shame on both of them. If it were me I wouldn't bother to talk about who is at fall at all - what's the point of neither side wants to fix it anyway?

    • @miguelgarzon8061
      @miguelgarzon8061 5 місяців тому

      ​@@gdeamonlordInsecure when a woman earns more than you? Lmao, smol pp reeking misogyny.

    • @otarisuxiashvili22
      @otarisuxiashvili22 5 місяців тому

      woman shouldnt work anyway
      repent and become catholic or u ll go to hell vaticancatholic yt

  • @alexcrawford5350
    @alexcrawford5350 5 місяців тому +18

    1:56 Hah, him talking and her perfectly repeating him as he was speaking, then his lost, looking-upward reaction!

  • @jebremocampo9194
    @jebremocampo9194 5 місяців тому +52

    This made me appreciate my fiancé more...dang, I need to make a quick call

    • @johnliamandmitch
      @johnliamandmitch  5 місяців тому +27

      Appreciate who you got my friend. Life is too short.

  • @modrew
    @modrew Місяць тому +5

    "You're 'paint-by-numbers'; he's G-d-damned 'Picasso'!" 🤣

  • @threepoint5
    @threepoint5 5 місяців тому +13

    Dude's suffering from success actually.

  • @Sammo212
    @Sammo212 7 днів тому

    "huh, I wonder why this scene is the most replayed in the video?"
    "..."
    "oh yeah, this is hilarious. Is there anything els....oh yeah, that's why."

  • @cortaisfashion5106
    @cortaisfashion5106 5 місяців тому +9

    These are getting really good

  • @jacobboaden2213
    @jacobboaden2213 5 місяців тому +32

    I thought it was Olivia Cooke for a second 🤣

  • @chriswright6425
    @chriswright6425 Місяць тому +1

    This was the best one!!!!
    Ever!!!!!

  • @eclecticx
    @eclecticx 5 місяців тому +2

    Another awesome skit. Thank you!

  • @bicycleninja1685
    @bicycleninja1685 Місяць тому +1

    I like how she did a "yeah it's you" Judo move on him lol

  • @pseudo_goose
    @pseudo_goose 5 місяців тому +9

    watching this while eating Jersey Mike's

    • @barfo281
      @barfo281 5 місяців тому +4

      ...with Jeremy's mayo on it....

  • @ManosGryparis
    @ManosGryparis 5 місяців тому +4

    Thank you for visiting Greece!
    (somebody had to write this).

  • @user-ky6yr4tu3w
    @user-ky6yr4tu3w 5 місяців тому +11

    Wholesome Dunkin’ donuts ending

  • @temwananinkana3419
    @temwananinkana3419 5 місяців тому +15

    This guy is constantly trying to breakup with women 😂😂😂😂

  • @alibushell6762
    @alibushell6762 5 місяців тому +1

    "I am a zero!" Those eyes though Mitch...

  • @franzschubertv2874
    @franzschubertv2874 Місяць тому +1

    2:43 turn the sound down and watch.

  • @BozalliCopter
    @BozalliCopter 3 місяці тому +4

    "they saved a continent - single-handedly" - wow. Someone cancel this man please. Disgraceful interpretation! No wonder his girlfriend co-split-up with him.
    Glad he got his giftcard back though.

  • @bakerman10
    @bakerman10 5 місяців тому +19

    I couldn't take my eyes off those things

    • @michaelotis223
      @michaelotis223 5 місяців тому +7

      The casting director and wardrobe crew knew exactly what they were doing lol

  • @user-s7777
    @user-s7777 2 місяці тому +3

    *The most replayed section of the video*

  • @RamblinRick_
    @RamblinRick_ 5 місяців тому +2

    34k troops in one day? WOW! I did not know that. THANKS. An educational comedy video

  • @sstaners1234
    @sstaners1234 18 днів тому

    “I put Jersey Mike guys to shame!”

  • @kartikyadav3344
    @kartikyadav3344 5 місяців тому +5

    It's none of you, it's me...

  • @WontTrout
    @WontTrout 5 місяців тому +5

    The gift card birthday gift 😂😭

    • @johnliamandmitch
      @johnliamandmitch  5 місяців тому +3

      Hey thanks for watching to the end my friend

  • @jlamppost
    @jlamppost 5 місяців тому +10

    At least he got the Dunkin' gift card, I consider this exchange a win in my book!

  • @soundslikeknee
    @soundslikeknee 5 місяців тому +1

    They need a wide from ending of the classic college story. But excellent work 🎉🎉🎉

  • @usernotfound7481
    @usernotfound7481 5 місяців тому +7

    God damn, those are some bonkers

  • @JoyaLewisTheMusician
    @JoyaLewisTheMusician 4 місяці тому +1

    this was so good!

  • @NooB_MAK
    @NooB_MAK 5 місяців тому +6

    I'd stop at 6 figures... and you know, let her figure the rest

  • @jimhorn4691
    @jimhorn4691 2 місяці тому +4

    Who's the red head

  • @KenW418
    @KenW418 2 місяці тому +2

    Anybody else trying to count how many anecdotes they have? I'm boring...

  • @WorldPeace21
    @WorldPeace21 5 місяців тому +1

    Paint by numbers is actually pretty fun.

  • @Frostbite1936
    @Frostbite1936 5 місяців тому +2

    Alison after she left the Red Keep

  • @Pickledsundae
    @Pickledsundae 5 місяців тому +4

    I needed a win 🍩✅

  • @Fred2-123
    @Fred2-123 5 місяців тому +1

    OMG, that was super funny. I peed my pants a little.

  • @james5460
    @james5460 Місяць тому

    I bet she doesn't like it when he talks about the Roman Empire, too. Sheesh.

  • @jurgbalt
    @jurgbalt 5 місяців тому

    sometimes you lose, but sometimes get a big win at the end

  • @aarondartmonkey
    @aarondartmonkey 5 місяців тому +18

    it's not you it' me

    • @BigDawgCAM
      @BigDawgCAM 5 місяців тому +2

      I’ve been staying it wrong this whole time!

    • @johnliamandmitch
      @johnliamandmitch  5 місяців тому +4

      good catch

    • @aarondartmonkey
      @aarondartmonkey 5 місяців тому +1

      @@johnliamandmitch anything for my pookies 👍

  • @redencarnacion
    @redencarnacion 5 місяців тому +3

    This was just a Dunkin ad all along. Suck on that, Subway!

  • @dariusreedo
    @dariusreedo 5 місяців тому +2

    At least she realized her flaws, dating losers 🤷

    • @seraph3761
      @seraph3761 4 місяці тому +2

      So like, 90% of the male population? 🤣

    • @dariusreedo
      @dariusreedo 4 місяці тому +1

      @@seraph3761 yes more like 95%

  • @wherami
    @wherami Місяць тому

    This was legit weird and real lol

  • @OurKindofEntertainment
    @OurKindofEntertainment 5 місяців тому +6

    The fact that MY name is Jeremy makes me love this video so much! I also so redheads so there's that little Easter Egg too 🤣

  • @gaswegn
    @gaswegn 5 місяців тому

    The worst thing she can say is “that goes without saying”

  • @Hailingfromcork
    @Hailingfromcork 4 місяці тому

    This is more emotional, than it has right to be...

  • @KenpachiDar
    @KenpachiDar 5 місяців тому

    She's good. Ah, the ol' eye in the camera

  • @gaswegn
    @gaswegn 5 місяців тому

    Time for the premium gym membership

  • @mainstarter3380
    @mainstarter3380 5 місяців тому +1

    She’s actually the lame one for sticking around, you do you mate.

  • @georgebourlos1430
    @georgebourlos1430 5 місяців тому

    Omaha beach... !!! hahaha

  • @mtranchi
    @mtranchi 5 місяців тому +1

    i'm pretty unhygienic...

  • @31446963048
    @31446963048 5 місяців тому

    Yeah we re talking fictional world if you didn't figure it out.

  • @healthymealthy775
    @healthymealthy775 5 місяців тому +1

    It is usually the other way. Lady has deadend him and breaks up with guy making 6 figures

    • @seraph3761
      @seraph3761 4 місяці тому

      Men tend to deaden women first because all he knows is money. At least he has a solid relationship with money

    • @healthymealthy775
      @healthymealthy775 4 місяці тому

      @@seraph3761 I've just never seen it

  • @qaradigm
    @qaradigm 5 місяців тому

    The saddest part was it was a dunkin card and not a tim ho's card

  • @lxvi4322
    @lxvi4322 Місяць тому +2

    huge pair

  • @rodrigohurtado9333
    @rodrigohurtado9333 5 місяців тому +3

    What's wrong with boring as shit or wasted?

  • @TheMemeMachineMatt
    @TheMemeMachineMatt 5 місяців тому +1

    Why did this skit feel personal?

  • @williamwaugh6
    @williamwaugh6 5 місяців тому +1

    The gift card was rough...

  • @Red24DryBones
    @Red24DryBones 19 днів тому

    🤣

  • @adventuritis
    @adventuritis 5 місяців тому +4

    hallmark girl is smokin

  • @crownlessking6628
    @crownlessking6628 5 місяців тому

    QUEEN ALISYON HIGHTOWER !?

  • @JuiceWRLD999westhollywood
    @JuiceWRLD999westhollywood Місяць тому

    lol this guy 😅 b careful tho yall gonna make her a baddie like Claire 🤷

  • @mudkatt2003
    @mudkatt2003 5 місяців тому

    just noticed that dude has heterochromia (two different colored eyes)

  • @radfoo72
    @radfoo72 5 місяців тому

    so so

  • @Zirks
    @Zirks 5 місяців тому

    I have a question for you guys. Why do you not upload all the videos on one channel instead of splitting it between 2 channels. Love both of your videos they are great stuff

    • @johnliamandmitch
      @johnliamandmitch  5 місяців тому +7

      Yeah great question, we’re just two different channels. I know that’s boring, but All of us are friends and started UA-cam at the same time and just want to help each other grow!

    • @mikemoore72
      @mikemoore72 5 місяців тому

      what is the other channel?

    • @Zirks
      @Zirks 5 місяців тому

      @@mikemoore72 Mikey and Wyatt

  • @michaelanthony4750
    @michaelanthony4750 5 місяців тому

    I guess I have to ask why he would break up with her and then not be able to come up with a reason why?
    I get you're playing on the trope of "It's not you, it's me." but it it doesn't make sense.

    • @Apostate1970
      @Apostate1970 5 місяців тому +1

      He knows she doesn't respect him but he didn't want to admit that to himself because he fundamentally agrees with her evaluation: he doesn't respect himself either, but it's too hurtful to admit, or even to allow it to rise to the level of a conscious thought.

  • @marcusohlsson3130
    @marcusohlsson3130 Місяць тому +1

    It's definitetly her! There is nothing wrong talking about Omaha beach all day.

  • @codyminton2595
    @codyminton2595 5 місяців тому +4

    What’s her @ so I can block her on here. I just need it to strictly block her…..

  • @31446963048
    @31446963048 5 місяців тому +2

    Shes with a sandwich guy. How many passed on her that she's with a sandwich guy? Body count might be off the charts. And of course I'm talking about the skit character, not the actress.

    • @ИванБорисюк-п7э
      @ИванБорисюк-п7э 5 місяців тому +3

      The character's body count is zero. She's a non-existent fictional character. How could she possibly have a high body count if any?

    • @billcook4768
      @billcook4768 Місяць тому

      * sandwich artist

  • @kevbrien5155
    @kevbrien5155 5 місяців тому

    dont dress your own age and are boring or wasted - thats me

  • @worfsonofmogh1154
    @worfsonofmogh1154 5 місяців тому +7

    Given the fact she works for one of the top 10 most evil companies on Earth, she's a zero (in this sketch). Vanessa herself is like a 7.5.

  • @bootloot175
    @bootloot175 5 місяців тому

    its not me its you ahh woman

  • @gabrieliacoboni6951
    @gabrieliacoboni6951 5 місяців тому +5

    Yah. I wouldn't date her either.

    • @ИванБорисюк-п7э
      @ИванБорисюк-п7э 5 місяців тому +5

      My man, let's be honest, she wouldn't date YOU (: It's not her, it's you :D

    • @justuschrystall4006
      @justuschrystall4006 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@ИванБорисюк-п7э Let's be honest, no one likes a partner that loathes them. It doesn't matter if you want to simp for women you find attractive, if she has a bad attitude every normal person would not want to go near her.

  • @LuckyGnom
    @LuckyGnom 28 днів тому +2

    Is that supposed to be funny or am I missing something?