When you can't find a HIGH VALUE WOMAN.

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  • Опубліковано 4 лис 2024

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  • @Johnirsss
    @Johnirsss Місяць тому +263

    at least they are mature enough to accept that they are not special.
    this is a sign that they are special

    • @knowone1586
      @knowone1586 Місяць тому

      It’s a sign of self awareness. An average ability

    • @uansilter
      @uansilter 29 днів тому +8

      ​@@knowone1586​no, self-awareness is not an avarage ability. most people think that they are self aware but only a small percentage actually are. this is based on scientific research btw.

    • @Beeti1
      @Beeti1 28 днів тому

      So the "If you deny it, you're guilty, but also if you admit it, you're guilty" logic.

    • @Beeti1
      @Beeti1 28 днів тому

      @@uansilter - There's no science behind that claim. You just heard someone claim there was.

  • @nairocamilo
    @nairocamilo Місяць тому +214

    Mikey... Are we the baddies?

  • @ArtyShat
    @ArtyShat Місяць тому +71

    0:56 THE ICONIC SIGNATURE "what?" FROM CLAIRE !!!

  • @liamgannon2345
    @liamgannon2345 Місяць тому +99

    “There’s nothing special about us, is there?”
    Perfect delivery, had me dying.

  • @Dankflamio
    @Dankflamio Місяць тому +48

    “There’s no way I’m the problem”
    *eats potato chips off a plate with a fork*

  • @superman9772
    @superman9772 Місяць тому +57

    "oooooooh, it's hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way".... anyway, my advice is to keep living the dream....

  • @NuzlockerEric2024
    @NuzlockerEric2024 Місяць тому +53

    I finally found my problem, I'm too high value.

    • @Beeti1
      @Beeti1 28 днів тому

      No, people who whine about women aren't high value. They're just whiny and can't take any responsibility for themselves, so they blame it on women.

    • @johnliamandmitch
      @johnliamandmitch  15 днів тому

      Exactly and never forget f

  • @minajensen1974
    @minajensen1974 Місяць тому +178

    i never noticed he had heterochromia

    • @winterycold
      @winterycold Місяць тому +27

      i only noticed because of this comment lol. mitch's eyes are so light that i assumed they were just blue lol. nonethless his eyes are beautiful.

    • @jonathandoherty9082
      @jonathandoherty9082 Місяць тому +6

      Now I can't unsee it 😂

    • @davidcrtalic9795
      @davidcrtalic9795 Місяць тому

      ​@@jonathandoherty9082same

    • @catdad626
      @catdad626 Місяць тому +6

      ditto, this angle really featured it! i wondered if anyone else had noticed

    • @Darth_Spyro
      @Darth_Spyro Місяць тому

      Might be contacts for views

  • @WhiteVampire888
    @WhiteVampire888 Місяць тому +20

    Should have ended with "... so wanna play some league?" "Sure" and them just leaving😂

  • @DannyBellTheAuthor
    @DannyBellTheAuthor Місяць тому +17

    Mikey was doing a subtle Parrick Bateman at the beginning there.

  • @DanFaitDesJeux
    @DanFaitDesJeux 27 днів тому +6

    I love how they made a morning coffee look so deep and intense

  • @jiffyb333
    @jiffyb333 Місяць тому +41

    This was delightful, I'm impressed you guys managed to create something of this caliber without Claire.

    • @johnliamandmitch
      @johnliamandmitch  Місяць тому +23

      Thank you jiffyb33.

    • @edwardsmoliak109
      @edwardsmoliak109 29 днів тому +1

      You're welcome @johnandmikeyandmitch

    • @Unmatchedchad
      @Unmatchedchad 28 днів тому +3

      Dude Claire isn’t the only good part of their channels. They are all extremely talented.

    • @smok4101
      @smok4101 26 днів тому

      Lol!

  • @JoyaLewisTheMusician
    @JoyaLewisTheMusician 16 днів тому +1

    Mitch’s delivery ❤😂

  • @gageswearingen7038
    @gageswearingen7038 14 днів тому

    1:54 him handing the phone over is the best part, look at his joyous face

  • @gageswearingen7038
    @gageswearingen7038 Місяць тому +2

    you two are seriously one of my favorite duos of all time. both truly good actors with hilarious writing

    • @johnliamandmitch
      @johnliamandmitch  15 днів тому

      Hey thanks so much! We love working with each other and stoked people deal with our insanity

  • @thhwarriorz3966
    @thhwarriorz3966 13 днів тому +1

    Great vid.

  • @keanucooper2103
    @keanucooper2103 19 днів тому

    0:51 Mitch I just notice your eyes are two different colors. That's awesome!

  • @sambitdas9416
    @sambitdas9416 26 днів тому +2

    This is just sad, but also very real: Being mediocre in every way, and broken in some way or the other.

  • @bena7228
    @bena7228 Місяць тому +3

    The common denominator... is us!

  • @WorldPeace21
    @WorldPeace21 Місяць тому +1

    I love how you guys aren't petty. You're not like "Well, I can only star in videos on my own channel." You share the love with each other and it's great.

    • @johnliamandmitch
      @johnliamandmitch  15 днів тому

      We all love each other! Just trying to support friends in this crazy world.

  • @atrikings365
    @atrikings365 Місяць тому +5

    How do these gents not have a million subs already?

  • @anisamartinez19
    @anisamartinez19 Місяць тому +9

    Wow first time this early i love yalls videos.🎉❤

  • @h0rriphic
    @h0rriphic Місяць тому +1

    That was the freakin President Mitch.

  • @soggycerealluver
    @soggycerealluver 10 днів тому +2

    Please don't destroy but it's only 2

  • @eclecticx
    @eclecticx Місяць тому

    Hilarious. Brilliant. Loved it!

  • @SonglyWryt.Bon-Burr
    @SonglyWryt.Bon-Burr 27 днів тому +1

    This channel is great.

  • @esandler99
    @esandler99 Місяць тому +4

    this is gold (my drinkin habits are healthy)

    • @johnliamandmitch
      @johnliamandmitch  15 днів тому

      Yes they are. That goes for everyone in the comments

  • @BozalliCopter
    @BozalliCopter Місяць тому +5

    exacTly

  • @kareglis8278
    @kareglis8278 Місяць тому +6

    You have each other beothers, thats special

  • @Glitched23
    @Glitched23 Місяць тому +41

    i miss Claire

    • @twisted_panties
      @twisted_panties Місяць тому

      Claire is the special one, everyone knows that!

  • @whitenoise5121
    @whitenoise5121 28 днів тому +2

    I love that they both talk like Christian Bale from American psycho

  • @stuffz4040
    @stuffz4040 27 днів тому +1

    These two have more chemistry than the Folgers coffee siblings

  • @Godspeedhero0
    @Godspeedhero0 Місяць тому +2

    Bahahahaha, awesome skit 😂

  • @marktheshark7588
    @marktheshark7588 Місяць тому +5

    I think you guys struck comedy gold with this sketch😂😂😂

  • @Ashitaka2024
    @Ashitaka2024 24 дні тому

    Their videos are hilarious

  • @paololololol
    @paololololol Місяць тому +4

    Why does Mitch sound like he's duping a voice over for American Psycho

    • @johnliamandmitch
      @johnliamandmitch  15 днів тому

      Because he should be cast as an insane person in a film

  • @BlackLightningDragon
    @BlackLightningDragon Місяць тому +9

    is this r/FemaleDatingStrategy?

  • @sinasjYt
    @sinasjYt Місяць тому +9

    Jujitsuuuuuuuu

  • @ampdrum1
    @ampdrum1 Місяць тому +1

    Can we please get a skit with Mitch and Charlotte only? Let's get 5 minute rom-com GOLD.

  • @MrCesarowns
    @MrCesarowns Місяць тому +1

    Mitch always slaps a surface in the most gentle of ways

    • @TheFos88
      @TheFos88 Місяць тому

      He can slap me in the most passionate of ways hehehe

    • @johnliamandmitch
      @johnliamandmitch  15 днів тому

      He’s got rage

  • @Bromeostasis
    @Bromeostasis 29 днів тому

    This is so good haha

  • @Matt-bg5wg
    @Matt-bg5wg Місяць тому

    your ghosting was sufficient Luis

  • @operator7585
    @operator7585 27 днів тому

    Scarcity creates value, not abundance

  • @jurikirsteinhgel4945
    @jurikirsteinhgel4945 27 днів тому +1

    Maybe they could just become boyfriends?

  • @chiefenumclaw7960
    @chiefenumclaw7960 Місяць тому +8

    These 2 are the rare breed of Sigma males... even Claire the Great couldn't tame these Wild Stallions.

  • @neon-7777
    @neon-7777 25 днів тому

    I’m here for Mikey. Now where is Claire. 😅

  • @MegaKnight2012
    @MegaKnight2012 24 дні тому

    These guys have the opposite levels of awareness as Taylor Swift

  • @zockbrocken9362
    @zockbrocken9362 29 днів тому

    Well, guess i'll buy a robe.

  • @katyad3113
    @katyad3113 25 днів тому +1

    He kinda looks like Henry Cavill. He also has heterochromia

  • @JoyaLewisTheMusician
    @JoyaLewisTheMusician 16 днів тому

    send this to someone who refers to themselves as a “high value man” yall

  • @WolfHeart98
    @WolfHeart98 Місяць тому

    It happens

  • @yt_energy
    @yt_energy Місяць тому

    Soon to be Madam President

  • @ThePartyGuest
    @ThePartyGuest Місяць тому

    how is this channel not bigger

  • @spamdatgd6326
    @spamdatgd6326 Місяць тому +2

    A high value man deserves a high value woman
    Or two
    Maybe at the same time the value just goes way up

  • @derSchmarte
    @derSchmarte 29 днів тому

    this one was just for presenting their chest hair. try it, try denying it, you cant

  • @AlexBrea
    @AlexBrea Місяць тому +4

    women in 2024

  • @christoffervincenzio3115
    @christoffervincenzio3115 Місяць тому +1

    is us hahaha

  • @NaudVanDalen
    @NaudVanDalen Місяць тому

    At least you guys get women.

  • @happydan20
    @happydan20 Місяць тому

    Am I the only one who thought this was going to end with them making out?

  • @andrewpolito9244
    @andrewpolito9244 Місяць тому

    I thought this was going to be about them being gold diggers

  • @huhnerkoch
    @huhnerkoch Місяць тому

    4 or 5 nights a week is insane!!?? lol

  • @SuperHuntster
    @SuperHuntster Місяць тому

    MR PRESIDENT I'M SORRY

  • @TheFos88
    @TheFos88 Місяць тому

    All i see here are two high value chads. Yep.

  • @MaddMan621
    @MaddMan621 Місяць тому +2

    Uploaded 2 minutes ago gang 🤑

  • @authenticapparel1906
    @authenticapparel1906 Місяць тому

    What man is looking for a high value woman? That’s something that women look for because of their obsession with money.

  • @Tymon0000
    @Tymon0000 Місяць тому

    How many channels do you guys have?

  • @catdad626
    @catdad626 Місяць тому

    this might be one of my fav sketchs yall done, the mr president bit was great

  • @n3squick12
    @n3squick12 Місяць тому +1

    No Claire , no watch. Useless

  • @MavTrim
    @MavTrim Місяць тому +3

    First time being this early

  • @davidgodsell2499
    @davidgodsell2499 Місяць тому

    Audio and video desynced?

  • @ZIbroweed
    @ZIbroweed Місяць тому +2

    If a man really loves this clip it's probably a good sign. If a woman really loves this clip it's probably a bad sign. lol

  • @danielisfearless288
    @danielisfearless288 Місяць тому

    what about Claire???

  • @businessbrokermatt
    @businessbrokermatt Місяць тому +3

    i love how they are mimicing the way most woman think, they are special, the problem is everyone else

  • @andrewjazdzyk1215
    @andrewjazdzyk1215 Місяць тому +4

    When the incel becomes self aware

  • @stepanermakov5753
    @stepanermakov5753 Місяць тому

    I thought theyr gonns bone

  • @VERITASPUREBLOOD
    @VERITASPUREBLOOD Місяць тому +2

    as long as she's blonde and under 130lbs im happy. low high value dont mean squat, keep it simple, no drama

  • @TheONE10X
    @TheONE10X Місяць тому +3

    Flipping the script on the ladies by acting like them I see.

  • @0McSlav0-xq6yg
    @0McSlav0-xq6yg Місяць тому

    This is the first video I saw making fun of modern women without getting called "misogynistic" for pointing out the sad reality of dating in a funny way.

    • @Distractionalist
      @Distractionalist Місяць тому +1

      I think you missed the point if you think this video was making fun of women lmao

  • @partridc00
    @partridc00 Місяць тому +1

    This was a rare miss unfortunately. Pandering to people that aren't even part of your audience.
    Good luck with the next one 👍

    • @TheFos88
      @TheFos88 Місяць тому

      ?

    • @partridc00
      @partridc00 Місяць тому

      ​@@TheFos88The punchline was essentially "Men who have casual sex are bad people". They also tried to caricature the concept of value in the sexual marketplace, but it didn't land in my opinion. The whole sketch felt like either it was written by a bitter woman, or by a man trying his hardest to virtue signal.
      Comedy is about misdirection, but the direction remained the same throughout (that single men are bad people). I was waiting for a twist, but it never came.
      All of this is my opinion, so keep your knickers on.

    • @partridc00
      @partridc00 Місяць тому +1

      @@TheFos88 The punchline was essentially "single men are bad people". They tried to caricature the concept of value in the sexual marketplace, but it didn't land.
      Comedy is about misdirection. But the direction remained the same throughout. I was waiting for a twist ending (especially since that is what they normally do), but it never came.
      It was either written by a woman, or they were trying too hard to virtue signal.
      Rule one of marketing is don't piss off your largest market, but they decided that is what they would do. (Just look at what happened with the new Snow White film).
      This is just my opinion, so keep your knickers on.

    • @TheFos88
      @TheFos88 Місяць тому

      @@partridc00 I'm kinda slow so I really didn't understand what the issue was. To me, it just came off as a couple blokes who get in relationships but push them partners away and just can't allow themselves to believe that they themselves are the issue and not the women. I really don't see this narrative you bring up but I'll give it another watch and pay more attention.

    • @partridc00
      @partridc00 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@TheFos88No worries dude. That is the beauty of art; it can have multiple interpretations.
      However if one interpretation becomes the most common, that is when it's accepted as the correct interpretation.
      Going back to my Snow White example, all viewer feedback has been appalling, even though that was never the intention of the film studio. They took their finger completely off the pulse and suffered the consequences.
      I'm not saying that is exactly what happened with this video; they are only a small comedy channel afterall. But I've seen other channels die when they pass off their viewers by becoming too political.
      I don't want that to happen to these guys, so I thought I would give some constructive feedback.
      No creator gets it right every time; we all need to correct course at some point in our lives.
      Obviously it is up to them whether they take any feedback. They may have other ideas for the direction of the channel.

  • @Largesmalllarge
    @Largesmalllarge Місяць тому +2

    No Claire these numbers fucking sad ngl idek why I watched

    • @johnliamandmitch
      @johnliamandmitch  Місяць тому +9

      I don't know why you did either. But thank you for doing so. Enjoy your life!

    • @Largesmalllarge
      @Largesmalllarge Місяць тому +2

      @@johnliamandmitch don’t worry I’m not you still winning g

    • @TheFos88
      @TheFos88 Місяць тому

      ​@@johnliamandmitchdon't bother engaging with these types of comments. Trolls will be trolls.

    • @Largesmalllarge
      @Largesmalllarge Місяць тому

      @@TheFos88 I’ve been subscribed since 2019 and have personally donated my dying grandmothers inheritance to their patron. Maybe do some research instead of spreading hate too many people like you in the world today. Very sad!