This really shows how brilliant Eddie was at stand up. He tells a great story, that not only calls back to previous jokes, but also sets up the next ones perfectly.
Eddie in his prime is hands down the best stand up ever. The story telling the impressions the facial expressions. The GOAT I still laugh my ass off at his stand up .
+Positron Reflector if Goku can make her go Whooo in a second, he can go cumming in a minute and still Chi Chi would make his meals, kids and sandwiches.
I love that Eddie gave us this "love/f**k" punchline way earlier in the film, but as a first time viewer you'd never know it until you got to this part. That's amazing writing.
@@reasonableknievel7259 TY for liking my life story, now go in peace, with this knowledge of the future amd spread the word, the word that i have the courage to love again
The G.O.A.T been watching RAW since I was 8 I'm 34 now still makes me laugh went from Cosby and dad working at the toy factory to all men cheats and dexter. Best special of all time in my book!!!!
lynchdj with all that offensive-ness going around nowadays it won’t take much of this to get him put inside the bars. World has gone way down since than.
this has gotta be the best comeback in the history of mankind=)) first all the women were cheering when he talked about men not giving enough to their women, "what have you done for me lately".....and then BAAAAM, men strike back=DDD
Given the news about Nicole Murphy and the married man, it sounds like Eddie and Nichole made the perfect cheating couple. No wonder they stayed married that long. I love when cheaters try to convince the world that "everyone does it".
What if her ex-boyfriend made her make the same noise -- and you're out of town for the weekend? Then you'll be getting some sloppy seconds when you get back.
everybody laughing but he's trying to help women: know ur worth and dont let a man walk all over u. Dont scream and shout: just walk away and never turn back.
And probably end up with a beta male who quickly becomes a doormat, the woman will not respect him and might very well be tempted to cheat herself. For men, cheating is just an activity. Not saying it's right but it is what it is. Not saying all men cheat. But the wanting to is there. I assume women cheat because they are miserable. I'm not judging. I've cheated and I have been cheated on. We are only human.
quaid667 temptation is unavoidable, but we can control acting on it. Anyway cheating might reveal underlying problems: sexual needs are not met in the relationship, or the person doesnt have high regard/respect for them also fasting reduces sexual urges: when u fast, ur cognitive abilities go up and sexual drives go down. Unfortunately we live in society that pushes us to consume non stop. anyway i think all relationships would benefit from couple counselling (even of they dont perceive a problem)
@@lolabrini3758 The male perspective is very tricky though. For instance, I've spent years watching shows where it's normally the man who is wrong in the relationship. But it's not often that you hear what is going on from the man. A typical man will edit himself a lot. The reasoning for that is because we badly don't want to hurt a woman's feelings. Even if what they want to say is so honest. So for a quiet life, we shut up. A typical woman has no editing system. And they come together to agree on stuff but don't really get along in a lot of cases. Men will get along and trust each other but if an attractive woman is there and they all fancy her, they won't come together, they will tread on each others toes. She's a possession. We want to catch the big fish. Pardon that expression but thanks to Patrice O'neal i went from a white Knight to a wannabe pimp lol.
quaid667 that's what counsellimg is for: helps with communication so u learn to be honest and straighforward without hurting her feelings. It's a learned skill because us women we take everything personally and men not so much but also i think the lack of mystery and women let themselve go in a relationship: making herself pretty for work and going out and at home sje has mask and rollers and pyjamas on. She needs to keep herself pretty always so even if he sees a "big fish" he knows he has a bigger fish waiting at home. In islam that's why women veil themselves outside because they only beautify themselves for their hubby. At the end of the day sex will always be better when ur both attracted and in love. So cultivate what u have. Anyway wish u the best.
You tube: 2009: nop 2010: no 2011: no way 2012: not happening 2013: no 2014: no 2015: not even close 2016: still no 2017: mayb... no 2018: not yet 2019: HEY LOOK HOW FUNNY EDDIE IS, YOU KNOW EDDIE BEVERLY HILLS COP, THE DONKEY HE USED TO DO STAND UP- go watch tha video.
My exes said all of the things he said a man would say. Guess in this generation men and women did switch places. The stupid thing is when women bring that up and say men deserve it even though the men they do it to are the types that don't do that stuff.
i think the reason why everyone fools around is that taste develops and changes over time .. so i guess the best move a person can make is be a chameleon to their partner .. should go both ways adapt and change your love making style every now and then to keep things fresh .. don't be dull
This really shows how brilliant Eddie was at stand up. He tells a great story, that not only calls back to previous jokes, but also sets up the next ones perfectly.
Sung Ra all at like 20 years old or so too. Crazy gifted
And on top of that, everything he was was true.
@@JustWrightHD Nahh this was in 87' Eddie is from 61' he wasn't a kid anymore.
Yeah, but he also uses it to justify his toxic masculinity which just isn't funny.
@@matthewmalpeli You have to factor in that this took place in the 80's.
This is the part that of raw that inspired Shaggy to make the song "It wasn't me"
no shit.
R Khan Me too
Where did u read that?
Shaggy openly admits this was the inspiration behind the song 😉
@@dwoodz1 had no idea. That's awesome
His transitions between the characters is just insane
So dumb these females today
0:37 Somebody from the audience was screaming "Dont Do It!!!"
That guy knows what Eddie is talking about lmao
He was thinking goddamt now my wife knows the secret
Eddie in his prime is hands down the best stand up ever. The story telling the impressions the facial expressions. The GOAT I still laugh my ass off at his stand up .
How can I make jokes like eddie murphy what is some good film study?
"If you gonna let a fuck come between our love, there's something really wrong happening here baby" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol🤭🤭🤭
😭😭😭playa shit
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This whole time i never knew how much of a playa Eddie really was Damn...😂😂
Haha wonder if true
Eddie Murphy in 1987: "It wasn't me"
Shaggy: Hold my beer
Shaggy actually said this inspired the song
@@MitchellBahamasShaggy is a big fan.
This explains Goku.
You mean the way he somehow makes up very quickly with his wife?
+Positron Reflector if Goku can make her go Whooo in a second, he can go cumming in a minute and still Chi Chi would make his meals, kids and sandwiches.
Holy. wow. thats just. k lol why would u even think of that ahaha
True story
Evan Zablocki Yup
30 years later. Still true, still funny AF
Female and male Relationships barely change throughout human history. First humans were like this.
He's right. Once you get a girl to make that noise...she's yours.
real talk
Real muthafooking talk
😑😑😑😑😑
Kitty Kandy Listen to the full thing before you start trippin
@@bluebabeey9343 lol typical stupid comment from a typical stupid bitch
I love that Eddie gave us this "love/f**k" punchline way earlier in the film, but as a first time viewer you'd never know it until you got to this part. That's amazing writing.
I made the biggest mistake by watching this with a girlfriend when I first saw this lol. Our relationship was never the same again.
might have something to do with your spelling.
@Harry Munker so she didn't head over to your house!!!
@Harry Munker did she mention her STD'S?
If it makes you feel better, she was gonna find out anyway.
@Harry Munker You'll get your karma for that, one way or another . either wife, sister, or daughter.
once you hear that sound, the chase is over.
Eddie flipped the script. Equal Rights. 😂
wasn't me.
The greatest comedian of all time thank you Eddie Murphy.
Relationships are a game. And it gets old QUICK.
This man has the POWER
"WE HAVE A RELATIONSHIP!"
"You dont own me."
thank you for putting a smile on my face when most needed
i have done it...i ended up with a stalker haha
@@sverbrussolo4821 you're a virgin aren't you
@@aight329 the bad spelling and grammar gave it away lol
It's a good read though. I cried. 😢
@@reasonableknievel7259 TY for liking my life story, now go in peace, with this knowledge of the future amd spread the word, the word that i have the courage to love again
@@aight329 my bodi is, but my heart was violated in those months... Ma hart ma souuul...
I still have the DVD of this special. Legendary ish.
Might have the best two specials of all time
This is so fucking accurate. Love you Eddie!
gloria lalor wanna go oehhh?
So as a woman you're saying this is definitely 100% true?? Please tell me I must know .. :)
As a woman I can tell you it's true, woman will put up with a lot of shit if the sex is great.
Slavic women yes.
@@jelena7440 Znaci tako 🤔
Truly The Best The 80's Ever Had!!!
@3:05 "I guess it's hard to find somebody that'll do it to you right cause when y'all find one..." true story
@ singletax- there’s some truth in that 👍🏾
Unfortunately it is so true gentlemen.
@@ta_nimal2023
So how is it done? Length and girth?
Wuddin' me.
Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddamn right.
HALF!
I take half his shit!
And they'll get it.
+Glenn Quagmire giggaty
"GIVE ME HALF, MR. FUCK YOU MAN!"
Anyone else heard Rasputia come out?🤣🤣🤣
I'm crying LITERALLY 💯💯😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 wasn't me
The G.O.A.T been watching RAW since I was 8 I'm 34 now still makes me laugh went from Cosby and dad working at the toy factory to all men cheats and dexter. Best special of all time in my book!!!!
I was in my teens when this premiered and at 59, I find this even funnier now because life has taught me that Eddie was right.
I have a question how can I be funny?
I had some decent laughs with this part, but what definitely hit a lot harder than the jokes was the truth baby.
That's what good comedy is
This is truly legendary. 30 years later and this is still the funniest shit I've heard all week. Fuckin hell...
He really was the GOAT.
Eddie Murphy is so funny I wish he did shit like this now!
lynchdj with all that offensive-ness going around nowadays it won’t take much of this to get him put inside the bars. World has gone way down since than.
lynchdj he’s coming back in 2020
Ricky just opened the door a week ago at the golden globes....I think 2020 will be lit, truth is just truth!
You gotta check him out in My Name is Dolemite..
"Why don't you shake your arse home???" looool
I did this and now I have a fiance and son.
My condolences
@@verzeda Lmao
Game over is most of my married friends say
Shouldve stopped at the Klump movie and return to stand up
That hollyweird monies.
You wouldnt even know eddie if it wasnt for his movies
This is the first stand up bit of his I've seen, goddamn
I'm in TEARS right now.
1 person has never been wooohooood.
Lol
0:36
"Don't do it!"
I forgot about this part, LOL!!! On point, Eddie was a comedic genius.
Eddie Murphy, the gift that keeps on giving ❤️
Greatest 5 minutes of comedy, ever.
THE GOOOOAAAAAAAAT!!! THANK YOU UA-cam 10yrs later... stillz Eddie got FACTS
this has gotta be the best comeback in the history of mankind=))
first all the women were cheering when he talked about men not giving enough to their women, "what have you done for me lately".....and then BAAAAM, men strike back=DDD
Cuz there is no question, women do far far far more. Just natural, our nature. NO QUESTION. Guys need to do more.
@@nofybn7794 🤞💯
What a plot twist. Thank you for that loophole
Best Comedian.
4:58 “I make love to you” 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
and thats why he was raw... fuckin hilarious
I LOVE THIS EDDIE GUY
🤣 He couldn't have been more right man. If she makes that noise you've done it right. Like shaggy told it lmao 🤣🤣🤣
Now I know where shaggy got his song it wasn’t me from
So this is why the divorce rate is so high and people end up with somebody they don't won't or end up alone 😂😂😂
Eddie Murphy is amazing
after so many years this is still tops
3:28 Rasputia
4:03 Rasputia
4:21 Norbit
And thus a legend was born that day
This video should have more vieiws than any other video on youtube
It wasnt me! shaggy stoled that from you Eddie !!!!
I got this Mutha$$$$$ now
Harsh Reality. This is so truthful.
I see where Jody from BabyBoy got that line from 😂😂😂 4:55
"I dont 👀see no rings on this finger🖐🏾!"
Given the news about Nicole Murphy and the married man, it sounds like Eddie and Nichole made the perfect cheating couple. No wonder they stayed married that long. I love when cheaters try to convince the world that "everyone does it".
Cus they do dummy
I know what you mean.
He's pathetic indeed
And if u gon let a FUCK come between our love! Then sumthin' really wrong happenin' here, baby!!
LMFAO!!!!!! Classic!!!
and this is why yall need to get crazy on em' everything changes
There’s only one Eddie ❤️
Gosh I can't find the complete show!!! Its sooooo funny, would someone link it for me pls????
Claudia Castrillon Netflix had it.
Its worth buying
eddy the donky from sherk lol
ok.
Mushu from Mulan
Norbit’s wife’s voice at 2:28 .. what a legend !
The best solution is to not bother with them at all 👍
@@nickchemist3722 Is that actually true? Like is there a study to back up your claim?
Trump heard half of USA make this noice.
1:49 gold
2024
Instructions not clear; now dating Thomas the Tank Engine.
Eddie was the best man
Eddie is one of the Original Red Pills
He is the KING
⭐️️⭐️️⭐️️⭐️️⭐️️! Eddie NAILS it!
That's why Donkey and his dragon wife are together for so long.
I love Eddie Murphy so funny
This guy is very Talented...
What if her ex-boyfriend made her make the same noise -- and you're out of town for the weekend? Then you'll be getting some sloppy seconds when you get back.
Thats literally what happened to me. I was tied for her best so when i went to bootcamp she started fucking the other one
Myles oof
@@MylesKillis sounds like a keeper
11/18/19 still listening 💯
everybody laughing but he's trying to help women: know ur worth and dont let a man walk all over u. Dont scream and shout: just walk away and never turn back.
And probably end up with a beta male who quickly becomes a doormat, the woman will not respect him and might very well be tempted to cheat herself. For men, cheating is just an activity. Not saying it's right but it is what it is. Not saying all men cheat. But the wanting to is there. I assume women cheat because they are miserable. I'm not judging. I've cheated and I have been cheated on. We are only human.
quaid667 temptation is unavoidable, but we can control acting on it.
Anyway cheating might reveal underlying problems: sexual needs are not met in the relationship, or the person doesnt have high regard/respect for them
also fasting reduces sexual urges: when u fast, ur cognitive abilities go up and sexual drives go down. Unfortunately we live in society that pushes us to consume non stop.
anyway i think all relationships would benefit from couple counselling (even of they dont perceive a problem)
@@lolabrini3758 The male perspective is very tricky though. For instance, I've spent years watching shows where it's normally the man who is wrong in the relationship. But it's not often that you hear what is going on from the man. A typical man will edit himself a lot. The reasoning for that is because we badly don't want to hurt a woman's feelings. Even if what they want to say is so honest. So for a quiet life, we shut up. A typical woman has no editing system. And they come together to agree on stuff but don't really get along in a lot of cases. Men will get along and trust each other but if an attractive woman is there and they all fancy her, they won't come together, they will tread on each others toes. She's a possession. We want to catch the big fish. Pardon that expression but thanks to Patrice O'neal i went from a white Knight to a wannabe pimp lol.
quaid667 that's what counsellimg is for: helps with communication so u learn to be honest and straighforward without hurting her feelings. It's a learned skill because us women we take everything personally and men not so much
but also i think the lack of mystery and women let themselve go in a relationship: making herself pretty for work and going out and at home sje has mask and rollers and pyjamas on. She needs to keep herself pretty always so even if he sees a "big fish" he knows he has a bigger fish waiting at home. In islam that's why women veil themselves outside because they only beautify themselves for their hubby.
At the end of the day sex will always be better when ur both attracted and in love. So cultivate what u have.
Anyway wish u the best.
@@lolabrini3758 you too lol
You tube:
2009: nop
2010: no
2011: no way
2012: not happening
2013: no
2014: no
2015: not even close
2016: still no
2017: mayb... no
2018: not yet
2019: HEY LOOK HOW FUNNY EDDIE IS, YOU KNOW EDDIE BEVERLY HILLS COP, THE DONKEY HE USED TO DO STAND UP- go watch tha video.
He got me but never will allow cheating, hells naw lol
nasty bitch.Relax
My exes said all of the things he said a man would say. Guess in this generation men and women did switch places. The stupid thing is when women bring that up and say men deserve it even though the men they do it to are the types that don't do that stuff.
5:29 Dat ending doe.
I miss this old type of comedy😂😂😂😂
You can hear someone say don’t do it at 0:38
Preach brother preach!
i think the reason why everyone fools around is that taste develops and changes over time ..
so i guess the best move a person can make is be a chameleon to their partner .. should go both ways
adapt and change your love making style every now and then to keep things fresh .. don't be dull
I have loved and desired the same stupid jerk all my adult life, he was just different men, lol.
Eddie Murphy, meet 2022. 2022, meet Eddie Murphy.
They are vindictive, another way to put it. Just plain hateful!
You have issues with women. Law of attraction is like attracts like. That means you are, respect women!!
@@nofybn7794 Respectable women receive respect, but so few of you are. You guys are a bitter and angry lot
@@BOZ_11 Correction: YOU are bitter and angry. Stop projecting.
@@osiris8519 more jaded, less bitter or angry.
@@BOZ_11 Nah, you are definitely bitter.
Something really wrong here baby 😂😂 if that ain't the best line ever I don't know what us but it wasn't me is right next it lol
3:46 Whhhhooooooo 😂😂🤣🤣
Unfortunately this also works in reverse. 😩
It's the truth :)