CHRISTIAN REACTS TO Ricky Gervais on Noah's Ark
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- Опубліковано 4 лип 2022
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It rained for 40 days and 40 nights
They called It a disaster
Here in Ireland we call that the Summer.
Pretty decent summer too. Only 40 days?
Lol.
Author clearly never experience or researched a natural disaster before. Only way the world would get flooded in 40 days and nights is if the water duplicated. Or the rainbow covered the entire sky. Also if it did flood we would still be underwater unless the water chose to fly into space.
Same in Wales.
The fact people genuinly believe this stuff scares me. It's only part comedy what Ricky is doing, it's also a tongue in cheek way of say 'seriously?!? This is an actual belief system!'
@@spoonzor1
As an atheist they are ordered to believe you DESERVE to go to hell for eternity mate. You respect their beliefs all you won't leave the rest of us out of it.
@@spoonzor1 The vast majority of Christians around the world don't actually believe the Flood story is literally true though. If someone identifies themselves as "Christian" to me, I give them the benefit of the doubt and do not assume they believe in a worldwide flood, a 'young' earth or talking snakes.
@@spoonzor1 what?
Yeh, the smart money knows Noah just took their DNA
@@annother3350 and maybe a penguin or two for "personal use" along the way
I want to take a moment to notice this is a Christian laughing at these jokes. Proof that people can still have both beliefs AND a sense of humor. Not everyone today is too sensitive to take a joke. I love your reactions! Thanks for these!
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And also the obvious truth that there's nothing anywhere obligating anybody to take bible: literally. :)
worth always remember that.
@@alexunder_br7814 anyone can believe anything they want. I honestly don’t care. I was raised catholic and the teachings have lead me to a good life with a great family. But I’m not going to look down on anyone who believes in a different religion, or no religion at all. That’s what people lose sight of. And it’s this that allows me to watch these comedians and laugh at the jokes. I love this guys reactions.
@@ThrowbackDrummer for sure man, also raise catholic, n only said that cause I know how easy it is, for a person develops imense trauma, separation and mental illness just for taking bible literally.
So, we just looked at the same outcome here maybe: laughting at something that although could be indeed, truth, sacred and what not, was also made this ludicrous way just for laughts in Rick's standups comedies, and also for universal reach of this bible messages.
Forgetting that simple possibility is what I'm pointing as: slowling developing a mental illness.
@@alexunder_br7814 well said bro! Well said!
Notice that the two Lions both had manes, how would that continue the species?
They could adopt??
Maybe one of them identifies as female, bigot?!
Liverpool will be okay with no Mane
One identifies as a female.... saw him, sorry her, using the ladies litter tray.
They are from Africa they can do what Madonna does
My favorite part of this fairytale is when the flood was over and the ark landed - the carnivores waited until their prey reproduced before eating them.
Nice reaction, not what I expected. Glad you enjoyed Ricky's sense of fun. Hi from England.
The blank expression when he mentioned Karl Pilkington was disappointing. That's a giant rabbit hole for you that will win you the entire UK if you try it. Check out Idiot abroad
'A door on the side of the boat' ! Wow, I hope he got some seals!
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Yeah, two of them🤣
They forgot the polar bears and kangaroos.
No kangaroos, no koalas, no emus. All wiped out by the flood. How is it possible they're all here now? Oh of course, God's a magician. How stupid of me.
Australia doesn't exist though so those are fake animals
@@jizzmonkey9679 Haha, yeah right.
The difference between a 4 year old kid and a religious adult?
The 4year old will out grow their imaginary friends
Too easy.
You gotta watch "Learn English with Ricky Gervais" it'll introduce you to Karl Pilkington, he's got.. a great mind 🤣One of the funniest things I've watched!
As any biologist will tell you, you cannot populate a species with only one mating couple, sons & mothers and Fathers & daughters don't make good babies. The next generation would be a mess.
Well that explains a lot...
7:58 "the book would've been too big"
Ok, now use the same logic to realize that the boat would have been impossibly too big as well.
That ship could not even hold the book listing all of the animals.
@@TekWolfie 😆 My favorite is the burning question: "What about all the insects?"
Noah is a time lord
@@jdogzerosilverblade299 and has 2 traveling companions. One male and one female
So as soon as he landed, Noah was going to sacrifice some of those animals he saved? Must've been all the dinosaurs, that's what happened to them.
Off he sails, then realises the big cats are carnivores...that's how the ergomiff, winglewangle and fragglefint became extinct
No, dinosaur bones were placed in the Earth to test our faith(gullibility). The same is true for fossilised sea creatures at the top of mountains. In fact, just take it as gospel, that anything that can't be easily explained, so as to fit into the Bible story, was just created by god, to test our faith... Either that, or blame the Devil. It's always one or the other... :)
He sacrificed some of the clean animals of which he had to get... I think 7. The two of each species is for the unclean animals. (Before anyone thinks I'm defending that bogus: I'm an atheist. Just so we keep to the truth with the criticisms we have.😜)
@@BeOtterMyFriend the truth?,
@@jizzmonkey9679 The truth in the sense of: When I say the Bible says something it should say that.
Fact is, if you find any of the Bible chapters to be laughable then they all are.
They all are.
Props to all the birds, and insects that didn't just fly on the arc as stowaways, but accepted their fate, and just decided to drown
It was a mistake to allow in the woodpeckers on to a wooden ark !
Ricky is my favorite person on earth
This was so me as a kid in church asking Father Egar tons of logical questions . At 12 Father Egar told dad it's no use and I was excused from attending church.and became a black sheep . Oh well they tried but their stories had too many holes in it for me to believe .. 50 yrs ago the phrase once you go black you will never go back had a different meaning all together .
No holes. Either you believe God got the power, or you don't.
Talking about holes... even the most simple steps theory of evolution is based on, can't be replicated under perfect lab conditions... not even fusion of two procaryotic cells.
@@ravenfeader
It's a joke to fail to recreate simplest realtime steps... but talking about 'proven scientific theory'... while trying to disect a biblical text, often with most hilarious arguments.
No, as most animals have ancestors, just like dogs are bred from wolves, there's no need for 10 mio animals on the arch.
@@Vickzq Also a story that is for children. Science and DNA has proven this and besides the ones bred by man , the core individual species are over 2mil terrestrial separate species that cannot breed with others . We need a bigger boat for this story before we talk about the journey to reach it . .
@@Vickzq Okay, so dogs comes from Wolves. Down to 7.999.999 species.
Please continue...
@@Vickzq Dogs don't come from wolves in the same way humans don't come from chimpanzees. They share a common ancestor from whom they branched off in different directions..
Gervais converting so called christians to atheism one joke at a time!
When facts are presented they should easily sink in, just as upheld conceptions of reality should then give way for actual reality. The desire to understand should always be greater than the need to believe.
2 male lions in the drawing
Also, some of these species live on different continents, there's no way it happened!
Continents have shifted many times, so thats not a very good argument but still its a stupid story
@@symbiosisai The continents haven't shifted much in 5,000 yrs
Not many penguins and polar bears in the middle east.
@@symbiosisai Ha ha ha. All the continents moved millions of years BEFORE humans existed, furthermore there are 8 million SPECIES.
How could 8 people gather species that they didn't even know existed, how could 8 people care for 8 million species?
The flood categorically did not happen as the earth has NEVER been flooded as described in the bible.
@@rojavida Nor has idiotic thinking despite the overwhelming evidence.🤣
Please consider reacting to Karl Pilkington, give you a perspective into British thinking, blessings 🙌
The story of the flood is common across many cultures. Animals in a boat
I wonder if that could be related to the coincidental fact, that historically Humans have preferred to settle near water, for fishing, transportation, more fertile lands, etc. - and flooding is a common occurrence in such areas?
@@LadyDoomsinger The Santorini eruption.
He could have skipped the Ark, and the animals 2-by-2, and the rain. Could have just Thanos snapped the wicked people out of existence, but clearly an all knowing, all powerful god is instead going to come up with a far dumber plan. I mean, don't get me wrong, so long as people aren't bothering anyone else, what they believe is their own business. It just boggles my mind how so many people can form literal teams (often willing to kill each other) based on events written down by other people who also never saw any of it for themselves.
I agree. A person once said about religion " The commonfolk deem it to be true, the wise deem it it to be false. The rulers deem it to be useful".
@@mehallica666 Lucius Annaeus Seneca I believe. I'm also a fan of the related Marxian formulation... "Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people."
@@dmwalker24 Thanks. I actually heard it on the movie 'Franklin'. Also, "If God can intervene but chooses not to, then he is not benevolent. If he want's to intervene but can't, then he is not omnipotent. If he can do neither, then why call him God?". Another good one.
Another good point would be how did koalas & kangaroos & pretty much every other animal from Australia swim to get on the boat if they couldn’t swim well enough to survive the floods in the first place? 🧐 & than had to swim back 😩
U have to react to the ricky gervais show now
Mongoose short story by kipling
Rikki Tikki Tavi.
haha i suggested this but messed up and thought it was Jim Jeffries
You should really check out "an idiot abroad" (with Karl pilkington). You'll love him. 🙂🙂
It's good to see a hearty laugh. With all the BS going on these days, seeing a nice, deep, sincere laugh was fun.
My stupid brain thought for a second your Name was Christian xD like Pre-school... Hey this is Christian, look what hes watching ...
im a damn Idiot 😂
Brilliant 😂👍
Good reaction xD more more more please ha
Noah's name in the Summerian's Kings list was Ziusudra
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I've found the solution to the 'boat is too big -- too many animals' problem: The ark was a Tardis.
No, Noah just took DNA
Don't be ridiculous. There's a perfectly rational and natural explanation:
It's God-Magic, obviously.
@@annother3350 How did Noah get DNA of coelocanths?
@@RideAcrossTheRiver Probably similar to how we did -- or some forgotten technology
@@annother3350 There is no lost technology. We know exactly what 'technology' was present a scant 2,500 years ago. You are trying way too hard for your cult-faith--to the point where you are telliing untruths.
Excellent video thanks 😊
Have you seen Gervais’ act on the story of Genesis?
He should listen to Mike Harding's poem "Noah and the Dinossers." Night have a problem with the accent and local references, though.
I love that you took this in fun. If a god or gods exist they have a sense of humour
alice, i keep telling u to stop commenting and uve refused to listen
@@hamzah5643 what?
@@malicemacey u know what
@@hamzah5643 I really don't 😂 I've never had a comment from you before. I think you have me confused with someone else!
@@malicemacey this is ur last warning
Ricky got one thing very wrong though , the fish wouldnt be happy at all , try putting a fresh water fish in salt water and vice versa , most will die.
And I dont think many plant spiecies would like being submerged for 150 days in 8KM of water either .
what a bloody daft comment
@@gazza7uk646 ?
Nice nod to Life of Brian.
Noah was a Time Lord..
Don't forget that God has a magic wand to make anything possible, except He couldn't use it make us all good Christians, for some reason, known only to Himself.
The raven and the dove stuff was added later , for racist reasons . The bible just mentions a bird
Hey buddy.. if you haven't done any Doug Stanhope comedy you should. He's a GOAT too.
Did Noah include the mosquitoes, poisonous, talking snakes, and cross ad well, just for fun ?
It was a pretty funny bit.
Wait what do you mean Noah made a sacrifice to God wen they landed. He only had two of every animal. Which species did he wipe out by sacrificing it?
There are "religious" and "believers". Believers allow themselves to be guided inwardly without telling others to "believe." "Religious", on the other hand, allows themselves to be ruled by people who put themselves as God's representatives. Some seem to "have" (as in own), while others "are" (within them selves) as in acting in faith.
Ikon för Verifierad av gruppen
And then there are normal people.
And you both believe utter bullshit whether you force it on others or not.
The bible isn't a true book
That laugh of yours has gave me a headache 🤯
I haven't heard a laugh this fake in a long time.
I'd love to like this video, but the like count is at 666 right now, and I don't want to mess with whatever that means.
I think it’s great that you as a Christian can laugh at this. However, his comedy has a serious side. He’s using comedy to point out how totally insanely preposterous this story is, a story that is taught to millions of children as fact!
This is a very common response on this video and I honestly don't get why people assume most Christians believe the story is literally true.... I know maybe one or two religious fundamentalists who would insist the literal translation is 'gospel', but nobody else I know; many many of them identifying as Christian believe or teach these stories and myths as 'truth'.
@@anserbauer309 Well I’m not sure what country you’re from but apparently in the US approximately 40% of the population believe the Earth is less than 10 000 years old , and believe literally in the great flood. That’s well over 100 million people.
So we have an ark with just two of each animal on board. Flood comes to an end and Noah offers a sacrifice to god, which animal did he sacrifice? Now that species has only one living example left so that it cannot breed. Does this mean god encouraged man to cause the extinction of this animal, why go to all the trouble of saving it if you are just going to kill it off as a sacrifice. Indeed god does work in mysterious ways.
Your audio levels are very soft
So a generation immidairly after god saved Noah and his family, they not only stop believing in the god of Noah, they have created an entire new religion and built sphinx and multiple pyramids... remember all of human history has to happen in just 5500 years... so on less than a hundred years, while people who actually on the ark are still alive, they stop believing in that God..... smh
The book would have been too long, but the boat with all those animals on would have been a completely rational size? 😂 American education is something else
The Arc is a TARDIS. Its bigger on the inside
Okay- I gotta be the one to say - your hoodie is the bomb diggity !! ❤ me some Morgan Wallen
Fun fact, the earth didn't have a "sky", or atmosphere, in the early days. Something called The Great Oxygenation Event happened due to the single-celled ancestor of modern trees farting out oxygen as a waste product. Eventually, the amount of oxygen built up so much that it caused a mass extinction. Nothing lived on oxygen back then and most things found it toxic. But the new oxygen-rich atmosphere allowed for complicated forms of life, like humans, to evolve.
We fkd it up without even existing.
@@comawhite39 That's if you consider the earth suddenly having an atmosphere a fuck up. Maybe it was in that it allowed humans to exist to begin with because I mean we certainly fucked up that atmosphere in the past couple hundred years. Maybe the world will shake off the creation of humans like a giant Etch-a-sketch and just start over with the idea of no more conscious life. 🤷
So Christian believe that Noah is the greatest explorer of all time, discovering Australia, Antarctica, the America"s...
He has written books and tv shows (he's behind The Office)
What is he doing behind the office?.
No shit sherlock. He's behind you! Oh wait, he's behind the door.
God certainly does work in mysterious ways.
Nonsensical. The word you're looking for is nonsensical ways - not mysterious.
@@LadyDoomsinger Yes, I was being ironic
@@kimbirch1202 I suspected but wasn't sure. Blame the internet for teaching me to take people seriously, no matter what they say.
@@LadyDoomsinger That's OK.
We Brits love irony, but we can be serious at times.
Well it does say ah men a lot after praying, maybe it’s more like Ahh, Men 😏😘
Great another reaction video to UK comedy but this time with so much fake laughter from the commentator its annoying
As a native English speaker, I have no idea what this man is saying in his introduction to this video. Enunciation is a value that fails so many speakers and ultimately loses them any support..
That's a bit strange. Maybe visit a specialist?
CHRISTIAN failed to REACT TO Ricky Gervais on Noah's Ark
Its not a kids book in any way. Thats the Bible Story. Your story not mine haha
I never really like political or religious humor. Whatever side the humor is on you have to turn your mind off to make the jokes work. Do not thin about what Christianity or even the book he is reading actually teaches. It is hard for me to get beyond how in both political and religious humor the truths from politics or the religion are ignored and a strawman or caricature of the view is where the humor lies. I try to just let it go as humor but some actually take Gervais' or Carlin's or John Stewart's jones as actually intelligent. If no one took the jokes seriously then maybe I would be okay with just letting my mind go.
Well Carl, that made literally no sense. Nor does your grammar.
@@davapod Why? It seems plain. If one thinks then religious humor is ignorant because it does not make fun of actual beliefs of the religion. It creates a strawman for the simple. IS that too hard to understand?
people should read the book of enoch or be aware of it....( which will trivialise this , to the just word jokes it is ) enoch had gods revalation of the flood, as he was chosen by god like moses ,as a conduit of his word. as enoch was noahs grandsire. make jokes fine, it was funny - but get facts right otherwise the comedian just looks stupid and ignorant
This guy is obviously not a proper little liar for the baby jesus, moving on.
Christianity; foul mythology.
Just copying every other reaction channel lol watching the same video that's not even that good
I've got a comedy playlist why not watch the best stand up from Britain working today Stewart Lee he's right of the start of the playlist
"My taste in comedy is really good, react to what I like please"
Jeezus🤮.
@@Coxy_Wrecked haha he lost it when he said the best uk stand up and named Stewart Lee
@@teeman8999 I agree. I'm yet to find a political comedian funny.
@@Coxy_Wrecked Jonathan Pie? x
@@illumindonnaughty The funny thing is that Jonathan Pie is a satirical creation by the right wing commentator Andrew Doyle and if the lefties knew this would never watch him
Kids reaction ruins the video. Fake laugh is nauseating
Cognitive dissonance.
Okay man, come on it’s not that funny
It was just the domesticated animals , chickens, goats, cows etc, 😂 anti Christians make me laugh,they don’t get it, it’s pure sour grapes
the irony is they say the account of Noah is unbelievable, but believe the whole universe exploded out of nothing. The monkey/Shakespeare analogy is flawed, it's like saying an infinite number of monkeys will eventually roll a million sixes in a row if they're given an infinite number of dice rolls.....ridiculous, would never EVER happen.....
@@MartinArscott1 no we don't believe it exploded out of nothing simpleton you're a clueless child probably American too
Big bang cosmology doesn't actually say anything about something coming from nothing, and it doesn't say anything about an explosion either.
But getting back to the myth of Noah's ark. A global flood has been conclusively disproved. The story is plagiarized from the Epic of Gilgamesh, which itself is plagiarized from Atra hasis, which is based on a real flood of the Iraqi plains.
@@speciesspeciate6429 So it came from something as opposed to nothing then? Who put the 'something' there in the first place? Sorry but you claim the flood was disproven, I would argue the big bang has been disproven, people believe what they want to believe at the end of the day
@@MartinArscott1 The energy was already there. The big bang describes the change of energy states from a hot dense state to a cooler sparse state.
There are hypotheses about where the energy came from, but the truth is that no one knows yet. The prevailing hypothesis is that the energy always existed, because it can neither be created or destroyed. See the 1st Law of Thermodynamics. Energy can change states, but it can't be created or destroyed.
One hypothesis is that it came from nothing. But that's not part of the Big Bang Theory because only that which has been demonstrated to be factual is elevated from a hypothesis to a theory.
It's not an explosion because it's not a chemical or nuclear reaction. It's correctly defined as the expansion of space time. You might not think there is a difference between explosion and expansion but there is, and that's why scientists use specific language.
Who put it there? No one. Or at least there's no evidence that it was a person or being of some sort.
BTW, you can literally detect the big bang with a good enough radio telescope.