Monty Python's "Life of Brian" (The aqueduct...)

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  • @dwilmer7
    @dwilmer7 12 років тому +58

    " well OBVIOUSLY the roads...i mean the roads go without saying dont they?" lol.

  • @clebo99
    @clebo99 Рік тому +5

    All I want to do is to be able to ask a question or answer a question with "The aqueduct".

  • @dorsal08
    @dorsal08 14 років тому +19

    There's nothing more annoying than a person who answers a hypothetical question!

  • @LibertyDankmeme
    @LibertyDankmeme 4 роки тому +12

    this conversation is happening right now in seattle auto zone lol

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 17 років тому +40

    "And of course, we point out that they bear full responsibility when we chop her up, and that we shall not submit to blackmail!" "No blackmail!"

  • @hanchiman
    @hanchiman 10 років тому +34

    After this scene, wasn't this where 100 of Roman soldier went in and all they could find was "We found a spoon sir!"

  • @AnnieCh85
    @AnnieCh85 16 років тому +19

    "from our fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers lomao

  • @EleanorHucklesby
    @EleanorHucklesby 12 років тому +21

    To be honest, Reg reminds me a lot of today's politicians.

  • @JuanPabloArenas1
    @JuanPabloArenas1 14 років тому +5

    This is the best definition ever said of what civilization means. Civilization is not books, languages or museums. They are beautiful ornaments but the real civilization is sanitation, hospitals, vaccines, laws, judges, hot water, heating, cars and fridges.

    • @WayneBrejcha
      @WayneBrejcha 6 місяців тому

      but you can have all that and still have a barbaric society. civilization has at least one thing more.

  • @edfreak9001
    @edfreak9001 7 років тому +35

    When people try to say that "Taxation is theft" and other nonsense

    • @getfreur2458
      @getfreur2458 5 років тому

      Depends on the taxation, for example income taxation is a sort of theft.

    • @vitordarksider
      @vitordarksider 4 роки тому

      Yeah, totally the same context

    • @markvoelker6620
      @markvoelker6620 3 роки тому +3

      Other nonsense like “from each according to their ability, to each according to their needs”.

  • @lexagon9295
    @lexagon9295 15 років тому +2

    Renaissance slowly began with the city-states of Italy adopting a new view of antiquity, especially of classical Greece and Rome. In addition, there was the Carolingian renaissance some centuries before, which was due to economic and social stabilization. Most of the advances came from Byzantine and Arabic sources, which had preserved a lot of the manuscripts of the greatest minds of antiquity. This being said though, I find Celtic history fascinating as well, it just has little to do with this.

  • @knigggit7672
    @knigggit7672 11 років тому +5

    Found this spoon sir...

  • @charlesdarwin55
    @charlesdarwin55 15 років тому

    So true

  • @the4armedmonk
    @the4armedmonk 7 років тому +5

    CIV 6

  • @masterfarr8265
    @masterfarr8265 3 роки тому +1

    Don't forget the abacus

  • @a_lynskey96
    @a_lynskey96 7 років тому +2

    we shall not submit to blackmail.

  • @HeckNoAbrahm
    @HeckNoAbrahm 12 років тому +1

    @ 1:40 He was like for how long am I ganna deal with these shit

  • @muscledog666
    @muscledog666 4 роки тому

    The peace and reconciliation fund.

  • @Anaris10
    @Anaris10 16 років тому

    Vercingetorix or Tecumseh,Both Native Unifiers trying to preserve a way of life.Both sacrificed on the altar of "civilization"

  • @lenoxnapier
    @lenoxnapier 10 років тому +33

    Bit like the European Union...

    • @pintomarko
      @pintomarko 9 років тому +4

      Yes, exactly the same. /sarcasm

    • @redsquirrel1086
      @redsquirrel1086 6 років тому

      No. This lot aren't corrupt.

  • @waldoman7
    @waldoman7 12 років тому +4

    but your civillization feeds and is fed by the other kind.
    how's the John Adams quote go? something along the lines of "I study politics and war so that my sons may study agriculture(and other basic nationbuilding skills) which they study so that their sons may study philosophy and music"

  • @MaxxTheMerciless
    @MaxxTheMerciless 12 років тому

    Damn almost talked themselves out of it.

  • @fatheroflatus
    @fatheroflatus 13 років тому

    Oh, peace!

  • @Anaris10
    @Anaris10 16 років тому +4

    I'm sure you know they weren't French until the Franks invaded,Hence the name.The Gauls still practiced human sacrifice,not so the Cherokee,who in fact developed their own alphabet.Much more legible than the Celtic Ogham alphabet,which was primarily used only on grave inscriptions.So,why not the Cherokee?

  • @freakyold
    @freakyold 11 років тому +8

    Never before or after has the terrorist mindset been so hilariously exposed. However, if this movie leaves you with a yearning for more funny fanatics with British accents, check out Four Lions.

  • @dorsal08
    @dorsal08 14 років тому +4

    This scene is like the Spanish Inquisition sketch where the Cardinal keeps adding more and more key weapons to their chief weapon, Suprise.

  • @neviusprime
    @neviusprime 17 років тому

    Awesome.

  • @JuanPabloArenas1
    @JuanPabloArenas1 13 років тому

    Never, in the history of movies, had been defined so well the idea of civilization. We tend to think that civilization is art, languages, paintings. Nope: civilizacion is irrigation, sanitation, public order, drinking water, vaccines. Only people who can enjoy those things on a daily basis can say that civilizacion is art or languages.

  • @melsyize
    @melsyize 13 років тому

    class!

  • @borgduck
    @borgduck 14 років тому

    Me & my girl we love each other.

  • @jasonsadler361
    @jasonsadler361 4 роки тому +2

    This is like trying to have a conversation with my dad. I wanna tell him to turn off fox news for a minute, but he's not gonna listen.

    • @JewandGreek
      @JewandGreek 2 роки тому

      Interesting, because I see the liberal networks as being more like those wanting to tear down civilization. Remember the mostly peaceful protests with fires in the background?

  • @Anaris10
    @Anaris10 16 років тому

    Don't you know we ALREADY have one!

  • @lexagon9295
    @lexagon9295 15 років тому

    No. The first university (Bologna) and the originating point of the Renaissance was in Italy. And I'm not Italian, those things are just plain historical fact.

  • @Anaris10
    @Anaris10 16 років тому +2

    I already know all this stuff!I've read Caesar's stuff and how they were the Keltoi to the Greeks,Also,the book of Galatians was addressed to the Celts in what is now Turkey.Celts also served as mercenaries in the Middle-East.Why would I know this? Because I am Irish-Scottish-Welsh as well as Miwok and Cherokee Indian.

  • @JackWarren2
    @JackWarren2 16 років тому +1

    needless to say they still did a lot for the ancient world...like for instance...lay the foundations of modern europe

  • @isammolina4842
    @isammolina4842 6 років тому

    ES HUUMMMOORRR!!!!!!!!NO ENTIENDEN!!!!!??????😲😨😆😆😆😆😆

  • @user-hv8bu8jx5k
    @user-hv8bu8jx5k 6 років тому

    From "Monty Python's Life of Brian"
    The interior of MATTHIAS'S HOUSE. A darkened room with a very conspiratorial atmosphere. REG and STAN are seated at a table at one end of the room. FRANCIS, dressed in Activist gear - black robes and a red sash around his head - is standing by a plan on the wall. He is addressing an audience of about eight MASKED ActivistS. Their faces are partially hidden.
    Francis:
    We get in through the underground heating system here... up through to the main audience chamber here... and Pilate's wife's bedroom is here. Having grabbed his wife, we inform Pilate that she is in our custody and forthwith issue our demands. Any questions?
    Xerxes:
    What exactly are the demands?
    Reg:
    We're giving Pilate two days to dismantle the entire apparatus of the Roman Imperialist State and if he doesn't agree immediately we execute her.
    Matthias:
    Cut her head off?
    Francis:
    Cut all her bits off, send 'em back every hour on the hour... show him we're not to be trifled with.
    Reg:
    Also, we're demanding a ten foot mahogany statue of the Emperor Julius Caesar with his cock hanging out.
    Stan:
    What? They'll never agree to that, Reg.
    Reg:
    That's just a bargaining counter. And of course, we point out that they bear full responsibility when we chop her up, and... that we shall not submit to blackmail.
    Omnes:
    (Applause) No blackmail!
    Reg:
    They've bled us white, the bastards. They've taken everything we had, not just from us, from our fathers and from our fathers' fathers.
    Stan:
    And from our fathers' fathers' fathers.
    Reg:
    Yes.
    Stan:
    And from our fathers' fathers' fathers' fathers.
    Reg:
    All right, Stan. Don't labour the point. And what have they ever given us in return?
    Xerxes:
    The aqueduct.
    Reg:
    Oh yeah, yeah they gave us that. Yeah. That's true.
    Masked Activist:
    And the sanitation!
    Stan:
    Oh yes... sanitation, Reg, you remember what the city used to be like.
    Reg:
    All right, I'll grant you that the aqueduct and the sanitation are two things that the Romans have done...
    Matthias:
    And the roads...
    Reg:
    (sharply) Well yes obviously the roads... the roads go without saying. But apart from the aqueduct, the sanitation and the roads...
    Another Masked Activist:
    Irrigation...
    Other Masked Voices:
    Medicine... Education... Health...
    Reg:
    Yes... all right, fair enough...
    Activist Near Front:
    And the wine...
    Omnes:
    Oh yes! True!
    Francis:
    Yeah. That's something we'd really miss if the Romans left, Reg.
    Masked Activist at Back:
    Public baths!
    Stan:
    And it's safe to walk in the streets at night now.
    Francis:
    Yes, they certainly know how to keep order... (general nodding)... let's face it, they're the only ones who could in a place like this.
    (more general murmurs of agreement)
    Reg:
    All right... all right... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order... what have the Romans done for us?
    Xerxes:
    Brought peace!
    Reg:
    (very angry, he's not having a good meeting at all) What!? Oh... (scornfully) Peace, yes... shut up!

  • @anonUK
    @anonUK 14 років тому +2

    @lexagon:
    Imagine the Welsh asking "What have the English ever done for us?" I won't imagine the Irish doing this as I don't want a barrrelful o' shoite on me head.

  • @GianfrancoFronzi
    @GianfrancoFronzi 12 років тому

    Rome rocks .
    GIANFRANCO FRONZI. FEBRUARY . 3 /12

  • @Menckenperson
    @Menckenperson 13 років тому +7

    Show this to anyone who thinks Columbus was a thug and never should have come here.

    • @Maver1ck911
      @Maver1ck911 7 років тому

      Show this to every GOP ignoramus who is fully engaged in the war on liberals

  • @hamarbiljungskile8953
    @hamarbiljungskile8953 5 років тому

    Wait, which pixel is John Cleese?

  • @ruVader
    @ruVader 14 років тому

    I wonder who were 3 people who disliked it.
    Missclicked I guess.

  • @JuanPabloArenas1
    @JuanPabloArenas1 12 років тому

    @Sough Of course, but language as a simple tool of communication, not as a theological being protected by UNESCO and a supreme entity which deserves that millions of dollar are spent in its protection. I know what Im talking about. I live in Spain where languages are mystical beings which have been deprived of its tool value.

  • @gwabafett
    @gwabafett 11 років тому +1

    Everyday? You gotta lay off the vaccines.

  • @violinoamore
    @violinoamore 13 років тому

    @ruVader Funny that some people regularly care, as if they lose something through people who click on dislike :)

  • @Sough
    @Sough 12 років тому

    @juampy69 You kinna need language to do all of those things

  • @VIKINGLC
    @VIKINGLC 16 років тому

    The romans were (i think) good for people, AFTER said people had been conquered, PROVIDED said people were obedient to them (the romans that is)
    however, the base of the roman empire always was warfare, and they were harsh when conquering and when putting down uprisings.
    (I am by no means an expert, and might very likely be wrong on a few, if not all of my points.)

  • @happyguy49
    @happyguy49 2 роки тому

    every western college white girl bitching about 'colonizer settler imperlialist' etc. needs to watch this.

  • @jamesjnr67
    @jamesjnr67 14 років тому

    @liamcitytillidie are you nuts

  • @xhagast
    @xhagast 15 років тому

    And don't forget Iran. Rich country with plenty of oil and NOT a desert like Saudi Arabia. The mullahs have ruled it for almost 30 years and the place is a mess and miserable. The people want a change there. They don't like the US but as long as the US does not attack them they don't have much against the US anymore. If they could get a democracy you might even see them becoming friends of the US. They have been told that the US is a threat but nothing is happening so they are not listening

  • @RasMajnouni
    @RasMajnouni 13 років тому +1

    @clydebear Heard of Muslims?Why did Islam start with one man,conquer all of Saudia Arabia &the whole Middle East including Palestine,all North Africa,into Spain &half of europe 800 years ago?Come that land mass to Israel.P.S.Americans did that to all of the continent in Divine Faith,everybody has an angle when they conquer.But Buddy,we were here 3400 years ago until 2000 years ago & Jews in small numbers have always been here.Tell me where you live,I know who you conquered.

  • @llb1997YouTube
    @llb1997YouTube 11 років тому

    no entiendo una mierda xD

  • @shitake555
    @shitake555 15 років тому

    and dont forget the second world war and natzism, they have also given us them.

  • @sisok
    @sisok 15 років тому

    what what yeah sure the israelis have really liberated the palestinians dawg

  • @gumonthepants
    @gumonthepants 3 роки тому

    Antifa and BLM sent me