TRY NOT TO LAUGH #31

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  • @JessicaDuBois
    @JessicaDuBois 3 роки тому +262

    Happy Veteran's Day Tyler and to all of our service members.

    • @777thetruth2
      @777thetruth2 2 роки тому

      Yes, they deserve a LOT more than they get! Considering they were all USED by evil, mass-murdering, sociopaths, who are the puppet-masters of the corrupt, criminal politicians and just about everything/everyone else in the world!

  • @myassgotacquitted5358
    @myassgotacquitted5358 3 роки тому +3224

    It's terrible when you compliment someone on their mustache and suddenly she isn't your friend anymore 🤣

  • @BearPawSwipe
    @BearPawSwipe 3 роки тому +268

    As a Brandon, it is wonderful out there. Every day someone is rooting for me to be awesome!

  • @mikesmith-wk7vy
    @mikesmith-wk7vy 3 роки тому +89

    hey if his family is that scared of covid he gets the whole cake to himself , thats sweet

    • @floriangeyer1
      @floriangeyer1 3 роки тому +6

      Hero!!

    • @justice777B
      @justice777B 3 роки тому +5

      He deserves it on his birthday know what give him a car too with the house as well he deserves it all

    • @TheMomanslm
      @TheMomanslm 3 роки тому +3

      That breath was an absolute FJB.

    • @oddstuff6137
      @oddstuff6137 3 роки тому +1

      Love his response to the women going loopy

  • @uhavedicunotachick8836
    @uhavedicunotachick8836 3 роки тому +36

    Happy Veterans Day! Thank you Zed and all for your service to our country!

  • @timthomas6958
    @timthomas6958 3 роки тому +1025

    I don’t know what’s thinner, Tyler’s mustache or Biden’s grip on reality.

  • @cathybrown8334
    @cathybrown8334 3 роки тому +88

    As it’s Veterans Day, I want to thank all active and retired military personnel. Thinking of my daddy and son for their service to our country. God Bless America!

    • @mssophiad03
      @mssophiad03 3 роки тому +1

      Right there with you, sister! 🇺🇸

    • @cathybrown8334
      @cathybrown8334 3 роки тому

      Watch a Toby Keith video. American Soldier. Brilliant.

  • @Fordop87
    @Fordop87 3 роки тому +49

    Napoleon Dynamite: "How long did it take you to grow that mustache?"
    Zedro : "Just a couple of months."

  • @clarepastore7787
    @clarepastore7787 3 роки тому +289

    The debt limit thing makes me think of an old phrase: "robbing Peter to pay Paul."

    • @whitworth5s248
      @whitworth5s248 3 роки тому +11

      Where Peter is everyone today and in future generations, and Paul is themselves.

    • @johnswick4593
      @johnswick4593 3 роки тому +17

      Now with Biden it's "Robbing Peter to buy gas to rob Paul"

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 3 роки тому +14

      Robbing both Peter and Paul, and The Big Guy gets his ten percent.

    • @donf3877
      @donf3877 3 роки тому +10

      3.5 trillion dollars equals zero... but we need to raise the debt ceiling to cover it. WHAT???!!!???!!!???!!!???!!! I can smell D.C. all the way down in Florida................................

    • @willardlentz3044
      @willardlentz3044 3 роки тому +7

      @@donf3877 It is not a swamp it is a cesspool

  • @justinlast2lastharder749
    @justinlast2lastharder749 3 роки тому +224

    The Last Jedi was the cinematic equivalent of Tyler's Mustache.

    • @dmgscalemodels2825
      @dmgscalemodels2825 3 роки тому +11

      Nah, the movie was way worse!

    • @DrStfuFool
      @DrStfuFool 3 роки тому +2

      Give it time. It takes myself about 2-3 months to grow a decent thick mustache… then again, mine is blonde. He might not take that long.

    • @RSpracticalshooting
      @RSpracticalshooting 3 роки тому +2

      @@DrStfuFool he literally has a blonde mustache too lol

    • @michaelcook6288
      @michaelcook6288 3 роки тому

      So you're saying the movie is wholesome? Okay I'll go out and buy it thanks!

    • @DrStfuFool
      @DrStfuFool 3 роки тому

      @@RSpracticalshooting Nah, that’s a bit redder. I’m talking blonde 🧔🏼‍♂️ not 🧔‍♂️

  • @bfwatt696
    @bfwatt696 3 роки тому +131

    Zed, your mustache says "you cannot be within 500 feet of an elementary school."

    • @shawnhampshirehick101
      @shawnhampshirehick101 3 роки тому +2

      🙄😆😆😆

    • @leeled8024
      @leeled8024 3 роки тому +1

      Lmao, but I tend to agree!

    • @scottwall8419
      @scottwall8419 3 роки тому +4

      He says he seved it for us even though he didnt get enough likes. AKA he wanted to grow one and he had to make up a new reason so his wife didnt yell at him

    • @BBones223
      @BBones223 3 роки тому

      Lmao It’s the kind of mustache that says ‘I don’t trust you around my daughter’

  • @Marktheawesome1
    @Marktheawesome1 3 роки тому +53

    Secretly, Tyler wanted to grow a 'stache, he's just using us as a excuse.

    • @leokim1458
      @leokim1458 3 роки тому +3

      Exactly!
      Tyler could not contain himself.
      It was clear as day.

    • @toshamccarty5115
      @toshamccarty5115 3 роки тому +1

      That's what I said too

  • @peterbaghdadlian1728
    @peterbaghdadlian1728 3 роки тому +55

    Hey Tyler been a fan of your videos since 2019 and you’ve been giving me hope through laughter as a libertarian living in deep blue NJ. Thank you for your military service and the sacrifices you had to make. God bless you and keep making great content!

  • @moderndrifter6993
    @moderndrifter6993 3 роки тому +456

    Tyler: today’s episode try not to laugh
    Everyone: *laughing at the peach fuzz on his face”

    • @asdfjkl981
      @asdfjkl981 3 роки тому +13

      yeah i already lost after 2 seconds

    • @allencooper517
      @allencooper517 3 роки тому +13

      Looks like a painted on eyebrow, lol

    • @joelfluth2999
      @joelfluth2999 3 роки тому +1

      You are as likely to get 100,000 likes on this comment as Tyler will on this video.

    • @stephenleader2792
      @stephenleader2792 3 роки тому +4

      Don’t make fun of his Dong Duster! His wife must love it.

    • @constancesantez7613
      @constancesantez7613 3 роки тому +1

      Sorry dude!

  • @WineOnTheDime
    @WineOnTheDime 3 роки тому +581

    Me: "What's that on Tyler's face?"
    *wipes monitor
    Me: "Oh..."

  • @welcometothepartypal3576
    @welcometothepartypal3576 3 роки тому +8

    The percussionist at the end gives “mind blowing” performance! Made me cry…. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @justaminute3111
      @justaminute3111 3 роки тому

      I like how she stalked off. Has this happened before?

  • @thomx6435
    @thomx6435 3 роки тому +158

    “Try not to laugh”
    Zedd’s mustache 😂😂😂

  • @TaylorRaine
    @TaylorRaine 3 роки тому +321

    Zed I’m not sure that I can ever forgive you for that shrimp cereal 🤮🤮🤮🤮

    • @stef1lee
      @stef1lee 3 роки тому +21

      That definitely hit the ole gag reflex for me 🤢😅

    • @Kaidhicksii
      @Kaidhicksii 3 роки тому +17

      That was abhorrent. 😰🤢

    • @bubblehead4270
      @bubblehead4270 3 роки тому +8

      The same guy put tuna in a cheese cloth and made tea and drank it 🤢

    • @SgtScorpious
      @SgtScorpious 3 роки тому +3

      Agreed

    • @gtodriver341
      @gtodriver341 3 роки тому +13

      My gag reflex didn’t kick in until “for the children”

  • @MJ-sy2en
    @MJ-sy2en 3 роки тому +67

    " You said there is no punishment, then we have to look at you with that stache."

    • @MoogieB
      @MoogieB 3 роки тому +3

      Painful…

  • @R3b3l-Scumm
    @R3b3l-Scumm 3 роки тому +18

    The cake video was epic, sums up how most of us feel.

  • @VaellinTheBard
    @VaellinTheBard 3 роки тому +414

    I think Tyler just wanted an excuse to wear a Caterpillar on his face.

    • @irishriona4253
      @irishriona4253 3 роки тому +6

      🤣😂🤣

    • @mynonsequitur7116
      @mynonsequitur7116 3 роки тому +26

      Tries to get enough likes on a video.
      Doesn't get enough likes.
      Tries to get enough likes on another video.
      Doesn't get enough likes.
      Grows it anyway because he appreciates our effort.
      Yep.

    • @foxbasher7435
      @foxbasher7435 3 роки тому +4

      Hey lulu get back bot please, sincerely dem destroying draven!

    • @HansWick
      @HansWick 3 роки тому +7

      Exactly

    • @Memphio88
      @Memphio88 3 роки тому +6

      He wanted an excuse to grow the stash to hide the fact that he hasn’t any lip. His face ends and his mouth starts without the burden of lip.

  • @mixcoatl2223
    @mixcoatl2223 3 роки тому +68

    I Like how we almost hit the goal so you almost grow a mustache… that is classy lol

  • @J_K_Naylor
    @J_K_Naylor 3 роки тому +354

    Tyler with a moustache looks like every military wife’s boyfriend.

    • @dudeman5300
      @dudeman5300 3 роки тому +25

      Jesus, that even hurt my feelings.

    • @tootired76
      @tootired76 3 роки тому +6

      I so wish that was true!!!! Ive been trying to give away mustache rides for over 40 years!!

    • @3.0colorado21
      @3.0colorado21 3 роки тому +17

      Just needs a silver chain and some jordans

    • @jend331
      @jend331 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂

    • @nonamaupin5877
      @nonamaupin5877 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @zaclew52
    @zaclew52 3 роки тому +37

    Tyler walks into a room...
    Chris Hansen: why don't you have a seat...

    • @Mikhail-Tkachenko
      @Mikhail-Tkachenko 3 роки тому +2

      I wonder if when Chris Hansen talks dirty to his wife he says it like "I want to blank you...in the blank."

    • @zaclew52
      @zaclew52 3 роки тому

      @@Mikhail-Tkachenko you blankin' know it!

  • @imhappyandyou.4003
    @imhappyandyou.4003 3 роки тому +21

    To all our veterans, I thank you so much for your service to our country and I hope that all is well with you and your families. 🙏🙏❤🇺🇸💪

  • @kristinapiscitello5680
    @kristinapiscitello5680 3 роки тому +41

    Granny here. First and foremost Blessed Veterans day to all of those that have served. 🙏💜🇺🇲👍
    2nd...Young man you are a hoot. I haven't even watched the video yet but when you zoomed in on your mustache I busted out laughing 😆 😂 🤣 😅 😄.
    Thank you for that. The hubby and I follow your channel ❤. We really appreciate your patriotism and for the most part clean humor 😀 😏😉.
    God Bless to you and yours.

  • @staycerene9438
    @staycerene9438 3 роки тому +39

    No roast here. Just wanted to thank you so much for your part in keeping the country a place where my little girl could go to school and grow up to be the strong, independent young woman that she is today. i have no words for my appreciation of your service, Tylor, but i do thank you. Thank you too for all the snerfles and snorts! Have a peace-filled Veteran's Day. ❤ 🇺🇸 🙏

  • @davenhla
    @davenhla 3 роки тому +23

    Tyler: Drinks some chocolate milk
    Everyone:
    Tyler: "Hey guys, how do you like my new mustache?"

  • @MykeLewisMusic
    @MykeLewisMusic 3 роки тому +44

    Hahahahahahahaha, that landing strip under your nose is hilarious!!!! I love this show! 🤘

  • @cynthiaellis5716
    @cynthiaellis5716 3 роки тому +151

    There goes Tyler, proving he's old enough to grow a mustache.

    • @aussiewanderer6304
      @aussiewanderer6304 3 роки тому +3

      Or can paint one on.

    • @Justapatriot02
      @Justapatriot02 3 роки тому +3

      It’s so dirty 😂

    • @squizzyicetea
      @squizzyicetea 3 роки тому +2

      Looks like he's from Super Troopers 👌

    • @davebenz8271
      @davebenz8271 3 роки тому +4

      Or did a caterpillar crawl up there? ;-)

    • @robvannoy2512
      @robvannoy2512 3 роки тому +3

      Umm Hmmmm ... Ummm...Yeaaahhh Love ya buddy but trying to get out of growing a stash by NOT WASHING your upper lip just aint gonna cut it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😎

  • @johnq.customer8027
    @johnq.customer8027 3 роки тому +40

    The stash looks amazing Tyler.
    You wern't by chance in the Air Force were you?

  • @Jimboco7654
    @Jimboco7654 3 роки тому +5

    That grandpa is a stud! Love him.

  • @DanDan-tt6gv
    @DanDan-tt6gv 3 роки тому +97

    Zed aged 10 years with that peach fuzz!

    • @DarthZ01
      @DarthZ01 3 роки тому +4

      Still only 17 but he's getting there.

    • @DanDan-tt6gv
      @DanDan-tt6gv 3 роки тому

      @@DarthZ01 lol 😂

  • @gbrown9213
    @gbrown9213 3 роки тому +104

    As far as Grandpa and the wheel chair…there are a lot of us that can’t walk long distances, (like the three miles between gates most airports make you do), but we can walk short distances. Mine is due to a stroke and very little circulation in my legs. Happy Veterans Day, from an Army vet!

    • @charlesrichards5389
      @charlesrichards5389 3 роки тому +7

      Problem: Airports were getting complaints about passengers having to wait a long time at the luggage pick-up area.
      Solution: They increased the distance between the gate and luggage pick-up so people don't stand around waiting as long. Complaints went away! 😎👍

    • @daytripper9253
      @daytripper9253 3 роки тому +7

      Thank you for your service!

    • @CharMinsky
      @CharMinsky 3 роки тому +1

      That’s me too. I work at it the best I can. But you want to leave on time, right? Wait for me!

    • @timrice65
      @timrice65 3 роки тому +3

      Thank you for your service

    • @donf3877
      @donf3877 3 роки тому +3

      Amen brother vet, and Happy Veterans Day back to you. Had part of one lung out... radiation... still getting chemo... plus issues with all my joints... plus like you poor circulation... plus stints at my heart. I have a power scooter I use to get from the parking garage into the hospital to the clinics now (thank you finally VA). I used to have to stop 4 - 6 times to rest with a walker. The legs would start giving out... so I'd put more weight on my arms... and they would start giving out... then I'd get short of breath So, it was swing around and sit on the seat over and over and over. But, the VA is something else... it's a brotherhood... or at least at my hospital it is. I actually had other patients, as well as staff, stopping to see if I was alright all the time. "Yep... just takin' a break". I still use the walker when I go to Dermatology (different building) for my UV radiation treatments, because it's only like fifty feet from where I park to the waiting room (three fricking days a week, M - W - F, just for that). The lift they installed for the scooter is really cool. Without the scooter on it, I can swing it out of the way to get the walker in and out of the liftgate. It's too big and heavy for me to get it in the back seat. And, if I have to run (wrong word) into a gas station store real quick (also Prostate issues)... I can usually make do with my cane for that. I figure if you don't keep using what you got as best you can... things will only get worse even quicker. But, there are days I use the scooter even for Dermatology, because getting from the driver's seat... to the back of the Jimmy hanging onto the luggage rack as I go... to get the scooter... is everything I can do. Oh and, since I live two hours away from the VA hospital... they keep wanting to double up appointments, to stack them on the same day, to "save" me an extra trip. Nope... nothing doing... one thing a day is all I can handle :( Best to you, and thanks for your service. We are now part of the 0.1% that has served :(

  • @stavrosforever
    @stavrosforever 3 роки тому +130

    With Tyler’s stache, you can tell he’s now wearing a Speedo.

    • @thebanneredmare9190
      @thebanneredmare9190 3 роки тому +4

      It reminds me of Dale Gribble in the hot tub somehow.

    • @Pipizzakitchen
      @Pipizzakitchen 3 роки тому +2

      @Gisli Brynjolfsson why not both?

    • @meleardil
      @meleardil 3 роки тому +4

      Magnum music intensifies!!

    • @willowsverge3046
      @willowsverge3046 3 роки тому +3

      @Gisli Brynjolfsson true. The homemade ones that have the pocket insides lower than the pant legs are cut…

    • @willowsverge3046
      @willowsverge3046 3 роки тому

      @Gisli Brynjolfsson lol i just cut my own off and made purses or totes out of the legs…lol Tell your “friend” im sorry but im not sure where to get them this time of year. 😁👍🩳

  • @Majima_Nowhere
    @Majima_Nowhere 3 роки тому +11

    Two of my favorite mistakes in A New Hope:
    -The stormtrooper bonking his head on the doorway during the opening scene
    -Luke, seeing Leia after blowing up the death star, shouts "Carrie!"

    • @Marpen1980-Live
      @Marpen1980-Live 3 роки тому

      I knew about that first one, but I didn't know about the Leia / Carrie one.

  • @praeceptor3303
    @praeceptor3303 3 роки тому +225

    My teenage daughter: "If you don't laugh at farts, you are basically wasting your life away because your still going to fart just as much, but without all the laughter."

  • @Charlie_Rowe
    @Charlie_Rowe 3 роки тому +13

    Thank you for your service to Tyler and all the Veterans in the chat.

  • @MW_80
    @MW_80 3 роки тому +61

    Now you just need a windowless van... and offer "free candy".

    • @masontutor8138
      @masontutor8138 3 роки тому

      Nahh these days you have to offer free wifi

  • @SiriEmerald
    @SiriEmerald 3 роки тому +14

    OMG I am only at 6:45 and am dieing laughing. This is sincerely one of the funniest episodes ever! "Blowing" out the candles.... PRICELESS

  • @kenl5290
    @kenl5290 3 роки тому +101

    Looks like Tyler rolled a peach across his upper lip. Lol.

  • @joshuabessire9169
    @joshuabessire9169 3 роки тому +54

    Little Tyler got his choco-milk!
    I lost immediatly, as usual.

  • @Donte3074
    @Donte3074 3 роки тому +147

    Tyler: *Starts growing mustache.*
    Me: "look at that, he finally hit puberty."

  • @MJ-zo5gb
    @MJ-zo5gb 3 роки тому +14

    For the wheelchair, a lot of people actually use them and can walk a little bit but get tired very easily and can’t walk far.

    • @toughbikkies3699
      @toughbikkies3699 3 роки тому +3

      Absolutely. Some airports are huge and the distance is too much for those with limited mobility. Pretty much the main reason they have them available. If you needed one for full time use you'd more than likely bring your own.

    • @Marpen1980-Live
      @Marpen1980-Live 3 роки тому +1

      They have one at my church for that same reason.

    • @toshamccarty5115
      @toshamccarty5115 3 роки тому

      In crowds, it is harder to walk for people jostling you and whizzing by you if you are already unsteady on your feet.

  • @dannyreeves4782
    @dannyreeves4782 3 роки тому +94

    The villagers call him “Mustachio”.

  • @TheGrimmCommoner
    @TheGrimmCommoner 3 роки тому +153

    When he frowns with a mustache, Tyler looks like a young Larry Bird.

    • @1977dajmo
      @1977dajmo 3 роки тому +1

      I see a photo-negative Michael Obama, myself.
      Well, a more feminine version of Big Mike. Zed's jawline is softer.

    • @alexarredondo5566
      @alexarredondo5566 3 роки тому +2

      I saw it that frown after reading your comment. Lol you crazy

    • @Ribo-qj1ud
      @Ribo-qj1ud 3 роки тому +3

      Reminds me of rabbit off super troopers trying to grow one 😂😂

    • @mikewilliams7218
      @mikewilliams7218 3 роки тому +5

      He does. Doesn't look bad though

    • @Peanutdenver
      @Peanutdenver 3 роки тому +3

      Officer Larry Bird

  • @BBones223
    @BBones223 3 роки тому +145

    Tyler: “Guys, give me you best roast for my mustache!”
    Me: “Ok.. So, when did you plan on growing one?”🤔🤨

    • @Lunablueeyes
      @Lunablueeyes 3 роки тому +3

      oh damn....

    • @Marpen1980-Live
      @Marpen1980-Live 3 роки тому +3

      I can't grow a mustache that will either, but I was thinking the same thing.

    • @Heartwing37
      @Heartwing37 2 роки тому

      Ty, the pornstar!

  • @mbradfo31
    @mbradfo31 3 роки тому +7

    "Like you're trying to fit in with the humans." Ha ha ha! Crack me up.

  • @d2vmusic
    @d2vmusic 3 роки тому +147

    Me: "Hey Tyler, how's your moustache?"
    Tyler: "It's growing on me"

    • @j.rbry.8990
      @j.rbry.8990 3 роки тому +8

      What's he going to do if his wife ends up really liking it??

    • @DeepThinker193
      @DeepThinker193 3 роки тому +2

      he should do a hitler stache

    • @odlfmariner470
      @odlfmariner470 3 роки тому +2

      @@DeepThinker193 that would look very interesting

    • @tootired76
      @tootired76 3 роки тому +2

      SOMEBODY had to say it!!!

  • @bardsolo
    @bardsolo 3 роки тому +67

    Zed’s stash looking more like he forgot to clean up after he made a “Got Milk?” commercial.

    • @cjpbubbles
      @cjpbubbles 3 роки тому +2

      And then left it there for a couple weeks to get that nice soft coating of fuzz.

    • @TrixRN
      @TrixRN 3 роки тому

      It was a Got Chocolate Milk commercial 😉

    • @freedomartwork6950
      @freedomartwork6950 3 роки тому

      "Got chocolate milk?"

  • @tiberiuskirk6714
    @tiberiuskirk6714 3 роки тому +28

    I love the shopping cart guy. A similar situation happened to me when I was coming out of the store. A woman finished loading up her car and pushed the cart behind my truck. When she started to back up I pushed it behind hers. She had the nerve to be pissed off at me. I laughed at her and said served her right. She got even more mad 🤣

    • @andydeadpool8923
      @andydeadpool8923 3 роки тому

      Nobody's a bigger jerk than a parking lot jerk.

  • @hemppahemppanen5861
    @hemppahemppanen5861 3 роки тому +11

    Its so sweet how Tyler says "I want to grow a mustache" 🤣

  • @Em_284
    @Em_284 3 роки тому +87

    *Man has leash on goose that is flying*
    Zed: “YOU’RE WALKING A SWAN”

    • @Sarafimm2
      @Sarafimm2 3 роки тому +2

      Untitled Goose Game

  • @lauraleewoolfolk8635
    @lauraleewoolfolk8635 3 роки тому +22

    My 4yr old just walked by while I was watching this episode. He said, "mommy, does he know his face is dirty?" . . . 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @deadsmile2023
    @deadsmile2023 3 роки тому +11

    😂😂😂
    Good sport Tyler!! Thank you for your service Tyler!
    Thank you to all the Veterans!

  • @lorchid23
    @lorchid23 3 роки тому +13

    My husband calls those tiny freeze dried shrimp “sea monkeys”.

  • @theejasonbourne6308
    @theejasonbourne6308 3 роки тому +49

    Zed is really coming into the "if Freddy Mercury went into the air force" look

    • @1977dajmo
      @1977dajmo 3 роки тому

      I suspect that it was more likely the Air Force went into Freddy Mercury.

    • @pvtpercy
      @pvtpercy 3 роки тому

      Looks like a gayer Freddy mercury

  • @Cautela
    @Cautela 3 роки тому +92

    Tyler's method to grow a stache: "Let's just apply the sweet baby ray's and go from there..."

    • @wonkothesane8691
      @wonkothesane8691 3 роки тому +2

      Riot! Riot! You win the fabulous "No-Prize" prize! Yes, just when you thought you were safe, I woke up from my self induced tequila coma, and spoil your Sunday dinner on Thursday morning! Your prize will be a 100% vinyl embossed, 17th century euphonium, and will be delivered by Frank Sinatra's last barber. Enjoy, and God help you!

    • @christyg3013
      @christyg3013 3 роки тому +4

      😂🤣👍

    • @MARALAGO2024
      @MARALAGO2024 3 роки тому +1

      That was 150% not funny.

    • @seattlesix
      @seattlesix 3 роки тому +2

      Coveted Pat on the back award for that roast… Good job 👏🏻 Good job 👏🏻 Good job 👏🏻

  • @Wardell43
    @Wardell43 3 роки тому +44

    To be fair, Tyler's growing that stash because when he goes out with his wife he has to hear comments about her child must look like his dad.

  • @Terminal-Man
    @Terminal-Man 3 роки тому +7

    Dude, blowing out candles on your birthday 🎂 is like a stress test that lets you know you’re still alive.

  • @PFLEONARDI0906
    @PFLEONARDI0906 3 роки тому +56

    Tyler grows a mustache like The Vikings win in a Super Bowl…..

  • @RaggedyMan78
    @RaggedyMan78 3 роки тому +51

    I always pictured Zed as an outdoorsy type, but if he can't tell a swan from a goose then clearly I have been lying to myself.

    • @kayellee7202
      @kayellee7202 3 роки тому +8

      Yeah... my thought too. I'm not outdoorsy, tho -- just watched a lot of animal vids in my 68 yrs. Some were really fowl !!

    • @takocat9618
      @takocat9618 3 роки тому +6

      I immediately know it was a goose and i haven't seen a goose or a Swan in real life :u

    • @charizard1521
      @charizard1521 3 роки тому +9

      Ironic that with that moustache he’s basically Goose from top gun

  • @LegalBlondy52
    @LegalBlondy52 3 роки тому +38

    You officially won my heart when you zoomed in on Mark Zuckerbergs face and said "He's an alien" 😂👌

  • @Nopaants
    @Nopaants 3 роки тому +1

    Laugh without smiling?! I’m dying! I’m dying! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @crimsonimaging6649
    @crimsonimaging6649 3 роки тому +35

    "Milk duds are amazing"
    -Fact check true

    • @johnminer1407
      @johnminer1407 3 роки тому +2

      Great for pulling fillings from your teeth!

  • @nickrose1784
    @nickrose1784 3 роки тому +46

    Happy Veterans Day everyone. “Thank you for your service Zed!” Know you love hearing that as much as anyone else in the mil.

  • @johnrodgers5471
    @johnrodgers5471 3 роки тому +104

    The stache has arrived! I will not laugh I will not lose!

    • @arealscotsman
      @arealscotsman 3 роки тому

      That's not a moustache it's a caterpillar. Lol

    • @angrybunsen2961
      @angrybunsen2961 3 роки тому +1

      It's like a 3rd eyebrow!

    • @danknepper
      @danknepper 3 роки тому

      I already laughed at the stash

    • @error3054
      @error3054 3 роки тому

      What happened to his eyebrows?

    • @rondanakamura2655
      @rondanakamura2655 3 роки тому

      John Rodgers has an AWESOME beard and 'stache!

  • @aikou2886
    @aikou2886 2 роки тому +1

    Your reaction on the cereal part was the best part lol.

  • @annehaase3380
    @annehaase3380 3 роки тому +9

    Best one was the "Argentinian guy". Brilliant! 😂😂😂 The guy was sooo good looking too... Almost criminal.

  • @tylerzorn6152
    @tylerzorn6152 3 роки тому +37

    All together folks !!!!!
    LETS GO BRANDON !!!!!!

  • @julierecker2416
    @julierecker2416 3 роки тому +22

    Looks like you did a face plant in the sand and didn't wipe it all off!Happy Veterans Day! Thank you for your service! And also to all of the veterans!!

  • @coldmoonlight6361
    @coldmoonlight6361 3 роки тому +1

    13:19
    Visual PTSD activated.
    Erasing memory.
    ..... Complete.
    ..... Fail.

  • @Crushonius
    @Crushonius 3 роки тому +30

    9:43 not only does he not give a F***
    he blew out the candles with incredible precision in one short breath
    that is some next level sh**
    and he does it at his old age I am impressed it quite literally blew me away :P

  • @Dutchfalco
    @Dutchfalco 3 роки тому +22

    I always wondered how Kevin from Home Alone would have looked with a moustache...
    Thanks for answering that question Tyler ;)

  • @okenwaayomikun
    @okenwaayomikun 3 роки тому +59

    If only many world leaders cared about their people the way Tyler Zed cares about his subscribers, the World would be a better place.

  • @lilwhiteexpresstruck7943
    @lilwhiteexpresstruck7943 3 роки тому +2

    I already laughed at your attempt at a mustache in the first 3 seconds.

  • @matthewlentz2894
    @matthewlentz2894 3 роки тому +26

    Hey Tyler, I know we all give you crap about the Air Force, but in all seriousness thank you for serving and happy Veterans Day.

  • @Post.nut_Clarity
    @Post.nut_Clarity 3 роки тому +33

    I think the fact he keeps his Sweet Baby Ray's on a bookshelf is even _more_ bizarre.
    P.S.-
    14:01 If you know… you know.

    • @1977dajmo
      @1977dajmo 3 роки тому +2

      Clearly you've never become engrossed in the ingredient list on the label...

    • @judigrumm7190
      @judigrumm7190 3 роки тому

      There's nothing NOT creepy about that guy!

    • @o.r6053
      @o.r6053 3 роки тому

      Mind blown🤯 I remember that..

  • @Matthew-yc6nx
    @Matthew-yc6nx 3 роки тому +75

    Tyler's Officer Doofy stache suits him, and now he probably won't get carded when he buys beer.

    • @iamlokittyofmeowsgard2934
      @iamlokittyofmeowsgard2934 3 роки тому +4

      Nah, if anything he'll get carded more. He looks like a minor trying to look like a grown up by attempting to grow a teenage level moustache. And I say that with love, not hate.

  • @keithmitchell7602
    @keithmitchell7602 3 роки тому +1

    Dang! I failed in 1st 2 seconds! Nice tash bro! 😂😂🤣🤣👍👍👍

  • @mccoy1369
    @mccoy1369 3 роки тому +17

    This is why I look forward Thursdays, and of course Sundays.
    I get off work, and watch your videos to decompress. Thank you so much for what you do, it really helps me just forget about the day, and have a few laughs. Thank you so much.
    And from one Veteran to another, thank you for your service. Also, Happy Veteran's Day to you, and all active duty personnel, other Veteran's, and our fallen.
    Semper Fidelis

  • @kathleenvalianti8332
    @kathleenvalianti8332 3 роки тому +28

    This was a great video!!! I'm 70, female and still laughed at the guy who gassed out the candles!!! I think you're adorable!!! Love your videos!!!😜

    • @RexAlfieLee
      @RexAlfieLee 3 роки тому +2

      Hi Kathleen, I'm 63 & Australian & I also love Tyler's vids. It's great to see some younger people on the right track away from ridiculous "wokeness". His choice of focus is very astute.

  • @GoodyMan66
    @GoodyMan66 3 роки тому +105

    Zed is looking like an upcoming cast member of "how to catch a predator" with the stache!

    • @tanktank7204
      @tanktank7204 3 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lachatnoir1127
      @lachatnoir1127 3 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @IAnonymous3
      @IAnonymous3 3 роки тому +1

      Why don’t ya go ahead and take a seat….. Go ahead and take a seat right there……..

  • @CourtneyM12489
    @CourtneyM12489 3 роки тому

    Lovin the "Vote for Pedro" stache!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Demdemos
    @Demdemos 3 роки тому +34

    “We need a comprehensive spending bill to implement more cart police in lower income neighborhoods”
    - Lesco Brandôn

  • @PBGetson
    @PBGetson 3 роки тому +17

    3:58 Yes, the movie The Last Jedi soured me off all other Star Wars movies. I haven't watched anything, including the Yoda spinoff, Solo, or IX. I used to watch the other movies every so often, and I don't even feel the need to do that any more. Then again, I've weaned myself off of almost all movies. I haven't watched anything new in a few years. I can't even recall the last movie I watched in a theater.

    • @ThePinkerton1776
      @ThePinkerton1776 3 роки тому +1

      Wait…. Are theaters still a thing? I thought the planed-demic killed that.

    • @PBGetson
      @PBGetson 3 роки тому

      @@ThePinkerton1776 LOL Yup. You got it. Plandemic.
      I stopped going to theatres well before the Fauxi induced panic.

    • @PBGetson
      @PBGetson 3 роки тому

      @Richard Phillips Maybe so, but I don't feel like supporting a company, and an industry, that went woke.

  • @MrWaffleChannel
    @MrWaffleChannel 3 роки тому +95

    Everyone talking about this "Zed moustache" but nobody talking about the third eyebrow under his nose

    • @terminalspeakers
      @terminalspeakers 3 роки тому +4

      I was going to make a comment along these lines also. He probably realized this and that’s why he didn’t try for the full beard too. So much eyebrow hair on his face.

    • @RexAlfieLee
      @RexAlfieLee 3 роки тому +1

      That's brilliant but it's hardly an eyebrow. It's more of a stick-on job.

    • @MrWaffleChannel
      @MrWaffleChannel 3 роки тому +2

      @@RexAlfieLee Think I wore that same one for my police officer costume for Halloween in Grade 2

  • @mattp5991
    @mattp5991 3 роки тому

    LOL!!!
    Tyler: "Aliens! Send your best....c'mon....try harder!"

  • @georgkre
    @georgkre 3 роки тому +81

    This early stage mustache just looks like Tyler hade some cappuchino and the milk foam - browned by the coffee - is sitting on top of his mouth xD

  • @onyxraze
    @onyxraze 3 роки тому +23

    This was one of the best Zed episodes for genuine out loud laughs, pure gold this round.

  • @Tharealkeeters
    @Tharealkeeters 3 роки тому +47

    To everyone who doesn't like Zed's videos:
    How dare you!

  • @datnillavondizzle
    @datnillavondizzle 3 роки тому

    @3:13 That looks like a job for the CART NARCS!!!! (I love that channel)

  • @ZeroCarbDaddy
    @ZeroCarbDaddy 3 роки тому +46

    Maverick says: "Keep growing that stache "Goose" lol

    • @vcat8136
      @vcat8136 3 роки тому

      Omg he DOES look like Goose! 👍🏻😃😂

  • @DaGobster1
    @DaGobster1 3 роки тому +32

    Looks like Tyler's finally graduated to high school.

  • @metaempiricist
    @metaempiricist 3 роки тому +26

    Hopefully the plane with the fallen off tire can circle back and get a real answer from Jen Psaki this time.

  • @jeremy5246
    @jeremy5246 3 роки тому +4

    That mustache makes me think, it's about time to have the ole bird and bees talk with Tyler.

  • @ItBeginsAgain
    @ItBeginsAgain 3 роки тому +334

    Man, I'm kinda Jelly...Your moustache looks better than my wife's.
    Edit: Looks like I'm sleeping on the coach tonight. She watches your videos too. 😐 Let's go Brandon!🍺👌

    • @missmindersue
      @missmindersue 3 роки тому +1

      Yup looks like a couch nite 🤣😂🤣 Fjb 😝

    • @RexAlfieLee
      @RexAlfieLee 3 роки тому +1

      It's not your fault if she doesn't see it & remove it. Women never stop looking at their face, their bum & their tits. They do however forget to look at their belly but of course that fat shaming.

    • @trayolphia5756
      @trayolphia5756 3 роки тому +1

      @Chris Carter maybe he was just used to putting an “edit” disclaimer and absently forgot to say “update” instead?
      Also, by this point the screw up had been made, removing evidence of it wouldn’t have changed anything…some people have enough maturity to opt to leave the evidence there, because they leave it as a potential warning to others to learn from his mistake so that others don’t…
      Sometimes it’s a wiser move to leave signs of your mistakes, that way you can eventually look back and actively see the progress and growth you have made…?

    • @williambryant5946
      @williambryant5946 3 роки тому +2

      @Chris Carter Right. He put that in while typing the first time because if he'd have posted and then went back to add that "edit" it would say edited at the top of the comment wouldn't it?

    • @timallen643
      @timallen643 3 роки тому +1

      ITBeginsAgain: LMAO maybe you could give her some tips on shaving or grow a mustache yourself.

  • @gnikrehposolihp
    @gnikrehposolihp 3 роки тому +33

    "like you're trying to fit in with the humans."
    LOL. You got me

  • @decktimothy
    @decktimothy 3 роки тому +38

    Proof again that he just REALLY wanted to grow a moustache. Didn't even hit the punishment level and he's still doing it.

  • @a_man_of_clay4080
    @a_man_of_clay4080 2 роки тому +1

    Z's reaction to that ninja fart made my day, my week, hell. My whole life.