I do believe that all the sensory input split my consciousness in three as each third attempted to process the barrage they melded into one another and I experienced actual registering what happened 10 seconds ago while simultaneously my visual cortex watched things happening 5 seconds in the future.
My senses are being discombobulated from my brain. Input is coming in and my brain is still processing stuff from 15 seconds in the past so the new input is forming multiple layers of reality as different times and events slide over each other in my consciousness. I'm fucked.
I watched this stream, most of the did another run, he forgets to set his timer and just sets it like 10 minutes later, the stream froze once, everything was chaos and unorganized, i loved it.
its very clear im having fun screaming at minecraft, im not playing anyone. also i made 1/4 of what i make off one YLYL stream. wanna hear a real scam tho? apple iphone price margins, cost them like few hundred to make their phone and they charge like $1000
oh btw i dont stream on twitch anymore, i stream on youtube.
Oh ok
stream on onlyfans
Baidu teiba live?
Why?
why
twomad's editing style is chaotic neutral
First to like and comment on this
Pumpkin boi
It ain't even twomad editing
It's another guy
@@rangerfoot275 yep
whens a new video comin out
When is the onlyfans coming out Twomad
Ah hahaaaa
Onlyfans good meme
@@Anthony-Viincent :(
Simpinh for twomad i see
October 2nd. It says on his Tiktok.
Whenever twomad dies” HoW MUch DoeS THaT CoST
Fr man
and adds 1 more zero to it
HoW MUch DoeS THaT CoST
One overdose@@imnotsodefeated
When you’re sad about online school just remember every day is a chance for twomad to join your call
True, idk is it me that I thinks its not too bad?
@Sloppy Joe lmaoo
Good night girl I see u online in hell
not with google meets
@@daayne not with teams
14:24 Low Framerate Twomad makes me laugh
69th like.
I'm gonna beat my dog
#)(#;;#;=°¢=;==¢
terrible sense of humor
Honestly twomads chat makes everything funnier
Ya, my depressed life has been cured
Do you like polish hotdogs?
A bunch of children spamming the same thing at the speed of light.
Sometimes
🧢
When the rich kid doesn't get their allowance money from their parents 13:27
Oh so this comment hasn’t blown up hi Sirino
Hi
we meet again Just Some Guy without a Mustache
wait, you seem familiar...
Everywhere I go I see his face...
Like literally you are even on godtubergowasu
I feel like I'm having a stroke while watching this bruh
Yup
Exactly it feels like a fever dream
Don't we all?
I do believe that all the sensory input split my consciousness in three as each third attempted to process the barrage they melded into one another and I experienced actual registering what happened 10 seconds ago while simultaneously my visual cortex watched things happening 5 seconds in the future.
Fr
0:47 is my favorite thing twomad has ever said
Wow i cant believe it took dream this long for a face reveal
sit
This comment is gonna get like 10k likes I'm calling it
Yes its been long brotha, now be happy
@@matthewwassel 10k? I say 5k
Hol up
16:19 I have never been more impressed by anything in my life
This reminds me of one of those dreams I can’t remember but u know happened
same, I remember being on the Livestream, which the video is made up off, but can't fully believe I was there.
0:44 "okay" in 3 fps
Who don’t talk about the scream?
BLYAAAT
16:22 we ain't gonna talk about his reaction when he mlg watered lol
*Oooo I'M FUCKIN' GAMING* 😂😂😂😂
IT DO GO DOWN ROBERT IT GOES DOWN
16:18 look at this
While drunk
I like your pfp.
3:24
Every ToeMad stream in a nutshell
69th like
12:04
Cant believe that shet actually got me bruh
song name?
@@Boom-wf3nh Ching Cheng Hon Chi
14:53 COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MORE PERFECTLY TIMED
i cant watch one of these without crying man rest in peace twomad
Y’all keep calling him a scammer yet y’all the ones giving him money like he’s not forcing you guys wtf😭😭😂
True. But he should atleast not change the prices every single time he fucking dies lmao
Panquake 321 but that’s also because if he makes things too cheap the game would be unplayable
2020 in a nutshell:
Fr
Ahhahahahahahaha
*_I'M FUCKING GAMING_*
Psychologist: Russian Twomad doesn't exist, he can't hurt you
Russian Twomad: 0:44 , 16:55
8:22 was like "BLYAAAT"
Там ещё один момент был ахха, это кажется или на самом деле?
@@drin2554 хз
@@drin2554 what
“Why are your school grades so bad?”
Me: 9:30
Bruh
same
10:11
" Hey what's up *I'm black* "
I laughed harder than I should have lol
Caught me off guard. XD
“I’m closing the windows”
*proceeds to place dirt*
5:18 foreshadowing
How the fuck
13:27 When the anime protagnist gets hit
13:49 just leaving a timestamp just for me...
14:24 his ping be smooth in real life
8:22 are we just gonna ignore the fact that the 2 villagers were making out right infront of twomad?
17:21 that scream though 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When was this stream, I feel like I’m missing most of these lmao
@Sweggityy Alr thanks
imagine he was about to beat the world record and then someone spawned 30 withers
twomads chat is trapped souls in hell.
9:56 never laughed so hard in my LIFE
I'm in pain now
Seconds in and the video is already giving me a seizure
My senses are being discombobulated from my brain. Input is coming in and my brain is still processing stuff from 15 seconds in the past so the new input is forming multiple layers of reality as different times and events slide over each other in my consciousness. I'm fucked.
Rest in peace
6:05 he do be singing gangnam style doe 😳😳😳
I watched this stream, most of the did another run, he forgets to set his timer and just sets it like 10 minutes later, the stream froze once, everything was chaos and unorganized, i loved it.
Watching twomad feels like an acid trip with the smart kids
12:28 at first i thought it was an ad
14:28 man hurts his own dog in live!!!!
O
It’s not real it’s just him making noises 😂
STICKS 123 thats the joke
Brxh Moments ik
Twomad is literally every meme of 2020 smashed together in a YTP of a 13 year old child.
And i love it.
No homo tho.
1:01 dude im dead bro, im a carguy so that adds more reason lmfao
10:35, i would feel wings coming outta my back aswell after pouring a whole damn tub into a thing and chugging it
Twomad: *edits prices* “aight game.”
Also twomad: “I need to change the prices again.”x100
*Person plays piano horribly at a funeral*
Person in the coffin : 8:57
are we gonna not talk about how lucky he got at 14:50 with the bee
This feels like a fever dream and a stroke at the same time holy crap
Not even a minute in and I'm already overwhelmed. Fantastic
song at 14:30 is "Send Me On My Way" for anyone who wants to know.
Ender pearls are the definition of
“I’m bout to head out.”
Twomad: makes everything expensive
Chat: *A small price to pay for salvation*
"I don't know what a ravager is, I'm just gonna leave it like that."
OH NO
Mans can’t even beat the game normally how is he supposed to beat it in this anarchy
4:25 sounds like swaggersouls
When the world needed him the most,
*he vanished*
1:51 the government decided tax rates
I love how no matter how he changed the prices there was always a new annoyance
I just searched "north korean news lady meme" and got through newest comments and found twomad saying "shibalshumanga"
Dixie Salas do you like polish hotdogs?
That is very disrespectful for a parrot
Yes i do like them
twomad staying alive for 5 seconds. “this is a good run”
bruh he acts like hes upset but he know he gettin a shit ton of money lmao he straight playin the chat
its very clear im having fun screaming at minecraft, im not playing anyone. also i made 1/4 of what i make off one YLYL stream. wanna hear a real scam tho? apple iphone price margins, cost them like few hundred to make their phone and they charge like $1000
@@twomad I'm*
@@twomad Holy shit our king twomad actually replyed
@@twomad you still making cash tho
twomad 360 helo
9:47 was so good omg
I was watching this feeling drowsy asf, making this so much funnier XD
Twomad when he dies: *I've died, but at what cost?*
Twomad’s editing feels like what my brain sees before taking a test
Crazy Bus for Sega Genesis: **exists**
Twomad: "Now *this* ," **points to screen** "this is what I call a masterpiece."
Twomad’s editing is so hyper-active
The rock song at 8:50 is tu condamnes bertysolo and ethan meixsell
Me to my parents: I gave a streamer 5$ so he can get a pig. But he left.
Theres no doubt in my mind Twomad is the funniest youtuber out there rn lmaoo
“Its gonna be fun” nah fam you just hyped on the bag you about to get😂
Two mad like half the time: hOw mUcH doEs tHaT KHOOOOST
9:47
I like this part xD
The fact Twomad mlg’ed water onto a tree from being flung by an ender dragon with the effects of nausea tells me I have underestimated him.
editor: how much edits u need?
twomad:yes
2:22 “wait what dA FU- W̶̧͓̜͉͇̳̼͚̭̤͝ͅỊ̶̹͕̟̱̦̲̔̽̋̾́̊̈́͐̉̈́̐̕͜͠Ṫ̷̖̯̏̌͘̕H̸͎͒Ę̶̡̞̩̜̦̮͇̙̲̼̈̉R̵̙̜͇̞̂̒͂̕?̸̩̱͓͈͖̬̞͔͚̲̿̇̀͜”
him every second: “HoW mUcH dOeS tHaT cOsT!”
6:05 "pyong gangdam"
twomad every 2 minutes: how much does that cost
the fact that I share an nation with this man is absolutely incredible
I had an aneurysm after watching the first minute and a half, so much happened
14:31 my dad when I forget to take out the trash
Getting all the stone stuff just killed me🤣😂😭
14:24 Dude said Ima head out.
8:22
woooahhh
BLYAAAAAT
i've never seen so much parents money spent in such a small amount of time
8:23 BRO TURNED SLAVIC FOR A SECOND
14:27
When the cat hears twomad drunk
Laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe 😂😂
you know its gonna be a good birthday when twomad uploads on ur bday
Toemad: loses
Also 3Mad: [H Y P E R I N F L A T I O N]
*twomad increasing price everytime he dies*
chat spawning withers : *so you have chosen death*
4:27 man you sound like swagger
Twomad is the embodiment of 21st century humour
twomad be like: i haven’t streamed in 7 years
15:54 wall-e moment
"I'll make everything friendly 100"
Skeleton Horse and Zombie Horse: 500 bruh
14:30 twomads dog impression is actually good tho