Thanksliving | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
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- Опубліковано 29 лис 2020
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Theo talks about how he spent his Thanksgiving out in the Central East, gives more advice on how to crush your "Best Man" speech and tells us how to keep good Karma coming our way during this holiday season.
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Be good to yourself, you deserve it.
bit.ly/theo-von
Jelly Roll soon?
thanks man
Much love Theo
💞
Thanks, brother...you make me laugh and that makes me happier in this world. Much love. ❤️
"This is why I listen to this podcast"- Theo Von while on his own podcast
Timestamp please!
36:30 ish
@@demurph dude he says some crazy funny shit at this time stamp but he didn't say that quote 😆
"You gotta get it while you can cuz they ain't always given it out!" -Theo Von
Put all your ducks 🦆 in a basket because the chicken is coming before the egg
Thank you for paying for our meal Theo. It truly meant the world to me knowing that my favorite Comedian/Podcaster took some time to sit with us and just have a nice conversation. Thank you again Theo!
Jelly af
Chris D’Elia is my spirit animal
@Eric Christian got a pretty good one lol
@Boss Assnigga both haha was in nashville for a total of 2 hours and he walks into the restaurant we were at. He came out when he was done saying " what's up playas!" And sat down with us for a bit and just chilled. It was awesome haha
@Boss Assnigga God bless brotha
“Gang Shit, Praise God” is a hoodie i will spare no expense for..
gang
@@TheoVon Nashville bro’s let’s kick it soon 😎
Theo sounds like a preacher who is tired of talking about jesus.
I am the funniest UA-camr of all time I watched my latest video and laughed for 69 minutes straight I am extremely funny I am dangerously funny and I have two girlfriends who think I am extremely dangerously funny and they watch all of my videos thanks for listening dear dara
So the least corrupt countries who held their citizens hostage for the shortest amount of time had the lowest Boogey Virus rates. Of course.... because people don’t get sick from germs, they get sick from being scared and upset about something that happened in their lives. Enter the worldwide FEAR CAMPAIGN. The Germ Theory was never actually proven to be 100% accurate, yet the trillion dollar medical industry is entirely based on that theory. What's the CAUSE of death in people with this "virus"? Does their brain explode? Does their heart stop beating? The CAUSE of death is still pneumonia. Pneumonia is not something you can "catch". It's a biological result of being "scared to death" of something which is exactly what the media has done to people dumb enough to watch them. You've heard the term "Worried sick". That's because your BRAIN causes you to become sick due to the stress it is perceiving! Why do you think young kids aren't getting the Boogey Virus? Because they aren't sitting in front of the news being scared to death because they're too young to understand a Fear Campaign. These pathetic "experts" just make shit it up to explain their narrative as they go. First they tell you kids bring home every illness from school because they're not "exposed" to enough things, then they say somehow they're immune to a Boogey Virus? Does anyone have common sense?! You don't show the symptoms of "disease" until you stop being panicked and afraid. These symptoms usually show up 1-2 weeks after you've relaxed and resolved the upsetting event. There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pastaur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.
That popped out to me moreso today than other times. He has such a way with words and a unique perspective on life.
hahahahah well said!
Nice
"1 good thing about music is that you can hear it" - Theo Von.
ol' Theo not taking anything for granted
gang shit
Put all your ducks 🦆 in a basket because the chicken is coming before the egg
27:10 This caller right here! I've watched grown men fight over a PS5 and this man is ready to donate his to a random kid. You're a legend, my dude! 💯
"Some men is gay." - Theo Von, 2020
What a time to be alive!
The beginning of this podcast is epic.
Le epic style, and that's french!
Feelin like a kite with no breeze baby
aren't all his intros epic? lol
Aaaaayyyyy men
I've listened to the first ten minutes four times in a row now
“ sometimes it’s hard for me to put my kite into the wind” Amen Brother .
Alan fawks
😭
Gang. My wife just had our baby on Thanksgiving, was supposed to be little Theo but never grew a weiner so maybe next time. Gang gang turkey baby
Congrats bruh. Gang gang
Huge Congrats.
Theodora it is then
She can be lil baby Thea
Congrats bruh. Onward.
Theo
Hey buddy I just wanted to say that I am real sorry to know that you are feeling down around the holidays.
Your audience (family ), we all love you and appreciate you bruh. Try to find your smile brother.
Gang, gang!🇨🇦🇺🇸💯
Having the worst month of my life, two minutes in and im laughing that heavy hitter
Don’t worry it’s going to get much worse
@@mewkatlol dude 😂😂
That’s what’s up my brother. Hang in there. Day by day. It gets better. Trust me. 🙏🏽 💯
Hang in the cuz, better days are coming
keep on hanging in there ! everything’s gotta get worse before it gets better
" You gotta get it while you can, cuz they ain't always givin' it out "
This one 👏🏼
read this as he was saying it 🙌🏻
Heard
🙏
Theo looks like he would offer you 50 cents for a cigarette outside a 7-11 but only have a quarter.
😂💯
Hahahahaha
Lmao
PTL baby
🤣🤣🤣
Theo is hands down the best comedian right now. he’s self reflective and hilarious. Such a Creative dude.
Listening more I feel like you’re describing exactly my kind of life cycles.
Keep conscious and grateful 🙏🏼
Theo is my spirit guide
"If you are ...not registered, but...just gay! " 😹😹 U kill us , Theo! Thank u
I died lol
Sometimes you see a man and all of a sudden he's trying to piggy back you from the front.
@Nephilim 1333 yeah it was fucking funny
😂😂😂😂😂
i hate when it happens
Such a good intro lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That turkey...The Lords Percocet 😂
If your reading this know that you are loved gang gang baby
Thanks dude. Sending love right back to you bruh. Gang Gang
Theo there’s prob a 1% chance u see this, but I want to wholeheartedly thank u and wish u well. I consider u a great mentor and there is so many qualities abt u that I admire and aspire to.
Keep doing u! U have helped me so much throughout this year and the despair I have felt on quarantine.
God bless!
Onward!
Gang
So the least corrupt countries who held their citizens hostage for the shortest amount of time had the lowest Boogey Virus rates. Of course.... because people don’t get sick from germs, they get sick from being scared and upset about something that happened in their lives. Enter the worldwide FEAR CAMPAIGN. The Germ Theory was never actually proven to be 100% accurate, yet the trillion dollar medical industry is entirely based on that theory. What's the CAUSE of death in people with this "virus"? Does their brain explode? Does their heart stop beating? The CAUSE of death is still pneumonia. Pneumonia is not something you can "catch". It's a biological result of being "scared to death" of something which is exactly what the media has done to people dumb enough to watch them. You've heard the term "Worried sick". That's because your BRAIN causes you to become sick due to the stress it is perceiving! Why do you think young kids aren't getting the Boogey Virus? Because they aren't sitting in front of the news being scared to death because they're too young to understand a Fear Campaign. These pathetic "experts" just make shit it up to explain their narrative as they go. First they tell you kids bring home every illness from school because they're not "exposed" to enough things, then they say somehow they're immune to a Boogey Virus? Does anyone have common sense?! You don't show the symptoms of "disease" until you stop being panicked and afraid. These symptoms usually show up 1-2 weeks after you've relaxed and resolved the upsetting event. There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pastaur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.
@@AgendaInMind wilhelm Reich was taken out by the fda. His work is something people need to look into.
@@AgendaInMind don’t listen to Colin or as we call her “Karen” en la bodega
Theo has been rapid fire dropping content and I am loving it!
Justin Theodorou Adds are crazy this time of year $$$. I don't blame him tho. Gang
Thank God for him. Onward.
@@mgal6234 Amen! --|---- But I sure hope he's taking time to rest
“Comedy Central passed on the show... they were too busy picking up dog-shit”
16:05 That's a mythamphetamine, that's people smoking ideas that aren't facts
Theo is the 🐐 of 'em one liners
Put all your ducks 🦆 in a basket because the chicken is coming before the egg
He is one deep thinker. I love it 💯❗️
Damn Theo, this is vulnerable and deep. Respect to you man
You help me get through tougher days... Thank You Theo. ONWARD
"Oh yeeah, my brother beat me with a full can of corn..."
"Onward." Lmao love you theo
You dont need a shirt to drive a bus.
Thats a myth...
A mythemphetamine
bro is there anyone else out there who thinks of Shit like this every sentence BRUHHH if u know someone lmk gang!
“If knowledge was an 18 wheeler, this dude had about 7 tires.” 🤣 Theo breaking down life in only way Theo knows.
Theo describes Arquettes kids like they’re trout. He’s so funny
Bro what even is the beginning of this podcast. 10/10
Theo you touch my heart for the better big time every time I listen. And I’m going through some difficulties. But I’m grateful I am because it means I’m alive and I get another chance. Peace.
THE most cathartic podcast, thanks for being Theo Theo.
Lol
Theo, you’re truly an inspirational person. “Get it while you can”. Truly appreciate your thoughts. It’s such a real talk. I watched the Tyson fight with my dad. He is very ill. It’s uncanny how relatable this podcast is. I thought there was too much rap too. I enjoy rap it was just a bit much.
Ty for the podcast it's a gift of it's own.
"if she was fat, good. That means there was more of her" haha yes!
Thickness for the win brother
Phat Katie🔥🔥🔥
Comedy Central is run by people who don't know what funny is.. You helping boys become men Theo.
Mr. T would be proud..
Theo von is an incredible representation of what I asprite to.
I recently started watching this podcast from episode one. The last episode I watched was somewhere in the low 20's, and Theo mentioned that only about half of his viewers were subscribed - about 6000 :)
Now I'm watching his subscribers jump by 1000 a day. He deserves every one of them. Gang Gang!
We only got to have one owl this year for Thanksgiving but praise God we still ate baby boy
He said "you coulda done it at a staples."
53:00 “you can sleep pole to pole or hole to hole” I’m crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My Christmas wish would be to get a call from Theo! Just to hear your voice would be a dream come true! I live in Toronto Ontario Canada & I am your #1 Canadian fan! You are an amazing man & from the bottom of my heart I want to thank you for being you, staying true to your craft & being honest. To me, you are Gods gift to women & after he made you, he broke the mold! Your life story has given me the inspiration to be a better woman, mother, daughter, sister, friend & overall a better person. Your laughter is my medicine...before I forget, thanks for turning me on to Bishop Gunn!!!! Sending you love from Canada! XXOO
This is so sweet, Susan. I hope he calls you one day!
Who the heck is disliking this???
Theo I'm one Canadian gal that sends the love right back atcha!!!
I know right! Me and you both...Canadian girls!
That poem was fantastic. I’m using that dime for sure.
Thanks for all you do Theo and Nick. RIP Billy Conforto
This podcast episode needs to be registered into the Library of Congress. Future generations need this.
I'm having a rough day with my sobriety and Theo is raising my spirits. Amen brother.
First time I've commented on Theos pod....dude speaks to my soul. Makes me want to be a better human! GANG
Super funny and genuine. Great podcast. "Hit her with that word hammer". Theo is a wordsmith.
Theos taste of music is on point. Old school and new stuff always soulful.
"they" legalized it"😂😂
Dam, scared to let the kite out and trust the winds. Your touching my spirit man, gang gang imma try and enjoy a smile with someone today
thanks for being real Theo and thanks for the laughs we appreciate you!
You are exactly the kind of guy I hope I can become. Self aware. Ego in check. More positive vibes than can be calculated. Can't wait to see some more of your comedy :)
"Helle-chopter" - Theo Von 2020
"What can I do for someone who's not me" - damn I'm joining you on this front mate!
Y’all should make a playlist on Spotify of every song Theo has played on here
Amazing idea
I do :)
@@adamrivera2499 share?
@@adamrivera2499 share!
@@adamrivera2499 Share
Love you, Theo.... you sure bring the smiles and the sweet sunshine, fun thought flow.
Beautiful heart!!!
If Theo started a cult... I'd definitely join! lol
Same
Cult cult, bruh
I'd drink the koolaid.
You all sound like wandering Delia fans looking for a new Daddy lol
Wait I thought this was a cult. I want a refund
34:40 “Snowmeo and Achuliet”
"Snowmeo and Achoo-liet"
I present to you the incredible mind of Theo Von
Theo is back! This cast was perfect.. I was waiting for this, the old school theo.. super funny thanks bro!
I feel the same as you Theo, as in what you said in the ending, it's not easy at all, hang in there brother. I know you were holding back them tears, I felt them man
Theo saying No Cap is hilarious I love it lmao
Amen! I was really hoping for an episode today. Onward
that amen bit prolly went over ppl head but shit had me cracking up
first time you're opening up more about the Lord, keep going building that relationship bro. That one that matters the most. People got let you down 10/10 but he's has your back 11/10
MAN THIS EPISODE WAS 🔥 🔥 Hysterical extremely creative imagination this man has. So many examples in this one #PraiseGod
Rock on Theo. Happy holidays let's hope for a better year. 🎭
Literally listen to your podcasts every day! Thankful for them that’s for sure keep grindin 💪🏼
Theo’s holiday podcasts are the best!
I just wanna say Theo, your tpw's seems a lot more positive since you been going to Nashville.
Now I love SoCal and I live there, but watching you look happier and be funnier makes me want to move back to Nashville (where I was born btw)
Man, im 10:17 in rn and i had to stop and just say thank you man. Your a wise man and your words go a long way. Ur the man theo, lova ya ✊🏼
“Van Gogh ya ass clean”
And that’s on a damn ad son. Gang
Those Jacksonville vibes BABAY!! COME OWWN
"SNOWMEO AND ACHEWLETE"
OMG 😂😂😂🐨🐨
Theo you are such an inspiration, a shining light in my eyes. Thank you for your gift, literally love your face.... uuuummm wait.
Thanks alot Theo.i was saying that I gotta shit to myself like i still gotta cook supper after cooking all day and and when u said I get too it humbled me.I do my mourning gratitude lists daily but sometimes I need a reminder.
Damn, it's good to see Theo happy. He don't always have to be, but I hope that this happiness goes down deep, and renourishes his spi'root's. He's a lot more to a lot of people than he could know.
And we all are more to people than we know, so go out there and find out what you are even if it's just finding out how much you are to you.
Just remember, everyone is everything to someone. So find your everything out there, or let someone find out that you're everything, you might find both! Like Theo said, "it's a lot closer than you know".
I sincerely hope that everyone has deep down healing this holiday season, or short of that, has a brighter outlook to see the dawn of the new year of our Lord 2021 with.
Thank you Theo.
Thank you everyone lurking the comments.
Thanks Dad, Mark, Jasmine, Eryn, Mom, Kat, Vesta, Jesus, Satan, and God.
God bless , Merry Christmas, &
GANG GANG, fam! Familia con GANG GANG!
Snow-meo and Achoo-liet had me dead.
Gang gang Theo! Love ya pal onward
Theo i love you so much man. Thank you.
"Half a marshmallow and a bay leaf"
"I bet a turkey knows how to use a pillow"
The shit I come here for
The hit you with that bird, that air dope baby... the Lord's percocet baby.. I'm talking about that TURKEYYYY! 🦃 Gang Gang
Theo, you’ve helped me though some lonely nights .it’s 2 am, nice to have you with me here in Canada :)
Theo looks like he would wear shoulder pads and a helmet to play golf.
Put all your ducks 🦆 in a basket because the chicken is coming before the egg daddy
31:30 Thank you Theo! My Canadian heart is singing and dancing today as it rides a reindeer looking for God :)
Thank you Theo, this episode helped a lot today when I just feel like I don’t deserve to be happy. Love you brotha, Gang gang!!!
"one nice thing abt music is that you can hear it"
Theo this just turned my whole month around before I became my own worst enemy again. Gang gang buzz buzz Theo's dang peach fuzz
This past weekend, 2 bears 1 cave, and bad friends, all on the same day. What a great way to end November. Obviously theo is above all!
Agree
"That's a mythamphetamine. That's someone smoking up ideas that aren't facts." -Theo Von
Bahahaha
Put all your ducks 🦆 in a basket because the chicken is coming before the egg daddy
SNOWMEO AND ACHOOLIET?!?!? No way this man just thought of that off the top of his head around 35:30ish
Theo is such a life savior man, he helps me so much and I know others got it way worse than me.
I mean this as a compliment Theo.Your cadence when you speak reminds me of Paul Harvey.I listen and enjoy you
You the man Theo!
Where tf does he come up with this ish. Hahaha 😂 🤣
There's something about a man with a female wrestler's hair cut who is reckless with his enunciation that just gets me every time.