"Birds Aren't Real", a song by Mangy Fetlocks
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
- Mangy Fetlocks, being an assiduous student of the internet, recently came across the fascinating "Birds Aren't Real" online site. In no time, Mangy's mind had been washed cleaner than cloth baby diapers in bleach and hot water, and Mangy was a true believer, even ordering his "The Birds are Watching" t-shirt from the site. Now Mangy feels it is his mission to help spread the word, so people will understand that the birds you see now are not your grandfather's birds, but high-tech Deep State drones, sent out to spy on us, read our mail, document our schedules and see just what kind of pizza toppings we generally order.
Mangy figured a song was the best way to provide kind of a Reader's Digest version of the shocking truth about those little feathered phoneys that populate our formerly safe and serene skies. Lyrics below:
Birds aren’t real,
don’t trust the folks who say they are.
Birds aren’t real,
their mere existence sounds bizarre.
To have creatures that can fly
overhead just passing by
ain’t the kind of thing that I
would be so dumb as to believe.
Birds aren’t real,
the ones you see are CIA.
Birds aren’t real.
They listen to each word you say.
They will rest on power lines
and recharge there for a time
I don’t trust them, just cuz I’m
not taken in.
(This whole ridiculous counterintuitive notion that birds are harmless little creatures and not government drones sent out to monitor our every move is a joint effort of big tech, big government and big bird, )
Birds are here to monitor and gather information
Birds today aren’t real, they’ve been replaced with automation.
Military birds, like geese, will fly in a formation
Didn’t use to be that way. Now, believe me when I say...
Birds aren’t real.The evidence is everywhere.
Birds aren’t real. Research it yourself, if you dare.
I can’t explain too much, but here’s the deal
I studied online and learned birds aren’t real.
copyright 2021, Bruce W. Nelson
Thank you, Bruce, for giving Birds aren't Real publicity. Remember that they've reduced the crime rate in the Paris of the west, Memphis, TN. Exposing Evil Lies. Giving us The Truth. (I'd even buy their merch If I weren't a serious tightwad.)
What a flocked up situation! So...The Carpenters were trying to warn us, back in the 60's when they sang "Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?"
They've been flicking moondust on my hair of brown for the last few years.
OMG Ray. I'd not thought of that. If only we'd listened. AND, remember how Melania said she didn't give a flock about Christmas decorating. Coincidence? Yeah, right.
Ray Wood, this comment deserves All The Likes.
"Just like me, they long to be ... stalking you...."
The '70's were a more innocent time. 🤷♀️
Mangy, It all keeps coming back to the Kool Aid, and they're all still drinking it. Merry Christmas to you, Bruce and Larry.
Gee I guess I'd better take down my feeders I wouldn't want the NEIGHBORS thinking I was a subversive or something... They all ready SUSPECT I'm different since I never flew a Trump flag....
As ALWAYS BLESSINGS and JOY
Thanks for sharing the one conspiracy theory I'm sure is true. We just got out first snow, so I figure the bears are asleep. I put out my bird feeders and within hours I had birds showing up in droves. If they don't have electronic communications how would they all know? Yeah, we know the truth, don't we fellow avianista!
Bill, thanks for that compelling evidence that the birds have secret channels of communications. This may be why Melania said she didn't give a flock about Christmas.
The Double Bird that I will flip [one from each hand] at the believers in that web site, however, will be QUITE real.~~I'm here to testify that ONE bird, at least, is real: my sister's sun conure, Zazu, is a genuine feathered felon who becomes highly, loudly agitated when denied what he deems his sufficient share of attention, such as when she's on the phone; he sits on her shoulder and joins the conversation. Love this "quasi-intellectual, existential" song even more than I love "The Tennessee Bird Walk."
I heard about the Birds ARen't Real group on NPR. I LOVED that they guy who started it just had this little brainstorm to make fun of the conspiracy nuts by started the most absurd one he could, harnessing the power of humor. Love it.
Sonya Hannah, don't you believe it. That little cutie is watching your every move, recording every word you say. You need to back out of there slowly.
@@UkeCan1 'Preciate the warning! Your channel looks intriguing; plan on giving it a listen later.
@@sonyahannah Oh, thank you! Not nearly as prolific or proficient as Mangy, but there's some fun and silly stuff there you may enjoy. I hope you'll leave a comment or two and let me know what you think. 💖
@@UkeCan1 Will do -- prolly after Christmas.
Neither are Mosquitos. Think about it in the context of nanobots.
They sure make them bloody realistic though, don't they? What's in those bites, I wanna know?
Save the birds, nature's music makers🐦🐤🎶🎶
😂👏👏👏🎶💖 I enjoyed the song, thank you
Cowbells are real.
Sez you!
Cowbells for cowbirds.
They are CIA torture devices.
@@UkeCan1 Well I suppose we could riff on birds until the cows come home, if they haven't been cownapped that is by a herd of radical leftest cowboys (cowpeople?).
@@jedkrantz7003 I fear it is already way too late for that.
I was always suspicious of Big Bird, thank goodness we have brave heroes like Ted Cruz to take him on
Big Bird is running for senate now.
@@kensmith5694 Big Bird would be an awesome Senator. He's kind and listens and learns and actually cares about people. Of course, they'll eat him alive within a week.
Thank you sir, many sheeple will awaken from their slumber upon hearing this truth. God bless
It's official the birds from Lord of the Rings have officially spread and inbred with every living species of bird on Earth. The Spies of Saruman yes that wizard that died he's back! If you watched the films the birds hear and see all!
Hitchcock said it all.
@@helveticaification Don't open that door.
😄 Good grief…..🤣 Every time you thing it can’t get any weirder! They are incredibly gullible.😂
It's the poo you need to worry about!