Yakuza Kiwami 2 - Fake Kiryu

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  • @jamz1507
    @jamz1507 6 років тому +16865

    The diabetic of dojima

    • @XxLew
      @XxLew 6 років тому +282

      😂 thanks for the laugh!

    • @Emerl10
      @Emerl10 6 років тому +213

      holy shit this made my morning

    • @jamz1507
      @jamz1507 6 років тому +61

      Didn't expect this to get 87 likes

    • @Crazyalchemist23
      @Crazyalchemist23 5 років тому +39

      That's the best thing I've heard all day.

    • @Drew_Macabinta
      @Drew_Macabinta 5 років тому +168

      If there’s a fake Majima, should we call him The Sad Dolt of Shimano?

  • @XellosDarkSlayer
    @XellosDarkSlayer 6 років тому +25174

    Fake Kiryu should be grateful he didn't bump into Majima instead.

    • @unofficial_gamer6813
      @unofficial_gamer6813 6 років тому +3910

      Kiryu chan!

    • @Hounlaiga
      @Hounlaiga 6 років тому +4797

      "Who the hell are you to disgrace the image of Kiryu-chan!!"
      //beating Fake Kiryu with his hard hat.

    • @Arthur-xr1vk
      @Arthur-xr1vk 6 років тому +2715

      Totally agree with you, Majima would kill him. xD

    • @seraphimprince
      @seraphimprince 6 років тому +1901

      I would have taken immense satisfaction in beating up that fake as Majima.

    • @Javelle2k11
      @Javelle2k11 6 років тому +346

      Omdz I wish that would have happened!

  • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
    @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 5 років тому +12903

    The best part of this is that Kiryu started off just thinking the fat dude had a good sense of style

  • @bradleyhicks7252
    @bradleyhicks7252 3 роки тому +3604

    The first mistake is choosing to impersonate Kiryu.
    The second mistake is starting the fight next to a bike rack.

    • @ExtremeMan10
      @ExtremeMan10 2 роки тому +187

      Third mistake was after bumping into Kiryu after Komaki training

    • @ohmeohmicah
      @ohmeohmicah 2 роки тому +139

      The fourth mistake was failing to notice the person they were impersonating

    • @orangeyeez
      @orangeyeez 2 роки тому +70

      the sixth mistake was not approaching majima

    • @Sorcerer86pt
      @Sorcerer86pt Рік тому +51

      @@orangeyeez no no. I bet Majima was like : I got Kiryu-chan.... Oh you are not him. And then still kicked they're ass because of impersonating him

    • @Matrix_æă
      @Matrix_æă Рік тому +19

      Seventh mistake was trying to punch kiryu even when he didn't want to fight.

  • @milkinobama
    @milkinobama 3 роки тому +1775

    Imagine fake Kiryu walking down the street, acting all tough before hearing “KIRYU-CHAN!”

    • @depressoespresso8116
      @depressoespresso8116 Рік тому +307

      TOJO CLAN SHIMANO FAMILY CAPTAIN

    • @Eroroof
      @Eroroof Рік тому +234

      ​@@depressoespresso8116 *GORO MAJIMA*

    • @hellou667thesequel5
      @hellou667thesequel5 Рік тому +74

      ​@@resyntax He'd still go after him tho.

    • @firkejdjneii28283
      @firkejdjneii28283 Рік тому +95

      Hmm? You're not Kiryu..
      Don't you dare try copy Kiryu!!!!

    • @Jvegas2281
      @Jvegas2281 Рік тому +64

      It would be amazing if this side story was in Kiwami 1, and after you complete it, you can find Majima beating up Fake Kiryu, and you have to save him.

  • @JoninJordan
    @JoninJordan 6 років тому +14189

    The Dragon of Dojima lookin' like he *ATE* the Dragon

    • @emetanti
      @emetanti 6 років тому +725

      I suppose we found out what happened to Shibusawa. He got eaten by the Fake Dragon.

    • @demochris1786
      @demochris1786 5 років тому +206

      Despite being a impersonator you gotta give him credit

    • @spongeking2348
      @spongeking2348 5 років тому +113

      Um yes i would like 2 number dragons an .

    • @doubledio3061
      @doubledio3061 4 роки тому +72

      You are what you eat

    • @louranzabonanza2976
      @louranzabonanza2976 4 роки тому +14

      HAHHAHAHHA

  • @Dark_Soul_X
    @Dark_Soul_X 6 років тому +7591

    I'm surprised that he didn't get pissed when he saw that jackass imitating a close friend of his who died in his arms.

    • @HeroesHoshi
      @HeroesHoshi 5 років тому +1570

      Could be just me but.... maybe Kiryu saw it as Shinji becoming someone big enough, that there are imitators of him.

    • @lastmanstanding7155
      @lastmanstanding7155 4 роки тому +1035

      @@HeroesHoshi
      Honestly that's pretty Rad. Disrespectful, but also fucking rad.

    • @Kortegard0341
      @Kortegard0341 4 роки тому +349

      @@HeroesHoshi imitation is the highest form of flattery.

    • @chi6423
      @chi6423 4 роки тому +75

      It’s a video about a substory in kiwami 2 don’t act like this is a good place to spoil future games you fuckin dolt
      aite imma edit this to say the comment i was talking abt got deleted
      they listed a ton of deaths from the series and then deleted the comment when people were like "yo dont do that" or some shit
      stop @ing me about it lmao

    • @anngo4140
      @anngo4140 4 роки тому +63

      @GAMING GANGSTA PRANKS fuck! oh you forgot Tachibana, the most heartbreaking of all

  • @beatingstuff88
    @beatingstuff88 6 років тому +17054

    I love how they don't recognize kiryu on sight, EVEN THOUGH HE HAS THE SAME SUIT AND LOOKS ALIKE

    • @pvblivscornelivsscipio
      @pvblivscornelivsscipio 6 років тому +1973

      It's even better when fake Kiryu appears again in Yakuza 4 and he doesn't recognize him AGAIN. I think it even happens in Champion District.

    • @fabiofilippstheodoro5093
      @fabiofilippstheodoro5093 6 років тому +864

      Сергей Кузнецо́в i think in yakuza 4 its another person imitating Kiryu. I don't think anyone in their right mind would try that again after having a beatdown section with the REAL kiryu

    • @beatingstuff88
      @beatingstuff88 6 років тому +248

      Yeah, wasn't the guy from yakuza 4 a blogger?

    • @thedarkknight646
      @thedarkknight646 6 років тому +544

      I find it weird that KIRYU himself doesn't recognize them lol

    • @PeppermintMocha
      @PeppermintMocha 6 років тому +499

      @@thedarkknight646 Well to be fair we're talking about the pinhead who gave a migrant woman a pizza despite obvious context clues of it being visa.

  • @joshuaevans4301
    @joshuaevans4301 4 роки тому +957

    When you punch a guy in the face and he literally doesn't react even a little bit, that _miiiiight_ not be the best time to continue to escalate things

    • @JorjIto12872
      @JorjIto12872 3 роки тому +64

      If that guy casually pick up a bike and smash It against you like a B E A S T then probably you shouldnt keep going

    • @Miko-le3wp
      @Miko-le3wp 3 роки тому +52

      @@JorjIto12872 well, you wouldn't keep going if a bike landed on your face anyway

    • @BS-si6pj
      @BS-si6pj 3 роки тому +10

      Its too late tho

    • @shadow_wesker6666
      @shadow_wesker6666 2 роки тому +20

      I noticed that he doesn’t even blink with the punch, his eyes remain open.

    • @azazeltheundyingdamienkali5700
      @azazeltheundyingdamienkali5700 Рік тому +2

      "You must be the Belmont." 🧛

  • @niko7877
    @niko7877 4 роки тому +823

    I like how he punches the real Kiryu and everyone knows how much he fucked up, the game included, cause the music literally stops

    • @shadow_wesker6666
      @shadow_wesker6666 2 роки тому +78

      I mean... if you punch Kiryu Kazuma... it doesn’t matter who you are, your ass is getting beaten into oblivion.

    • @ohmeohmicah
      @ohmeohmicah 2 роки тому +58

      @@shadow_wesker6666 unless you're Haruka or Majima
      if you're Haruka you either get slapped or told off
      if you're Majima you get beaten to a pulp, which is less than oblivion

    • @shadow_wesker6666
      @shadow_wesker6666 2 роки тому +16

      @@ohmeohmicah hehehe, you’re right... but if it’s anyone else, then they’re getting the ugly side of the Dragon. Unless it’s Kazama or Kashiwagi.

    • @MarqFJA87
      @MarqFJA87 7 місяців тому +3

      @@ohmeohmicahOr you're Saejima, in which case you and Kiryu end up in a stalemate and call it a draw.

  • @SuperDanteF
    @SuperDanteF 6 років тому +4104

    Fake Kiryu's last mistake was continuing to fight Kiryu after his sucker punch failed horribly.

    • @ethanedwards3357
      @ethanedwards3357 4 роки тому +94

      I dunno, he got some good swings in...

    • @anaxis.4991
      @anaxis.4991 4 роки тому +219

      man literally didnt even flinch being punched thats winded up

    • @Jemmie69
      @Jemmie69 3 роки тому +52

      Who gave kiryu the right to be that badass?

    • @irfanmuhaimin3025
      @irfanmuhaimin3025 3 роки тому +17

      Maybe he has a fist that isn't as strong as a real kazuma, but it can be said that he has a fist like a woman😂

    • @shahidkarim9910
      @shahidkarim9910 3 роки тому +9

      @@Jemmie69 god himself

  • @MukuonChannel
    @MukuonChannel 6 років тому +6659

    I can forgive Fake Kiryu...
    FAKE SHINJI on the other hand... *Receive You INTENSIFIES*

    • @Twisted_Tempest
      @Twisted_Tempest 5 років тому +547

      *Kicks in Japanese*

    • @luximdrago941
      @luximdrago941 5 років тому +408

      Kiryu doesn't care much about whatever happened to Shinji anymore.
      If there was Fake Nishiki on the other hand...

    • @CidGuerreiro1234
      @CidGuerreiro1234 4 роки тому +426

      @@luximdrago941 Late response but... Shinji and Kiryu had more of a professional relationship, so it's understandable that his death didn't have the same impact as Nishiki's. Also the entirety of Kiwami is a disaster for Kiryu, he didn't really have time to mourn Shinji.

    • @sashamreow7270
      @sashamreow7270 4 роки тому +36

      @@luximdrago941 kiryu would curb stomp him and then yeet him into a wall

    • @nemesis3587
      @nemesis3587 4 роки тому +120

      Yep, my exact thoughts. Imitating Kiryu is one thing but Shinji... that is too far. I beat him more brutally.

  • @marianofernandez6470
    @marianofernandez6470 5 років тому +2954

    3:54 - "Kiryu-san... Let's settle this peacefully."
    Top trolling.

    • @lucky6961
      @lucky6961 3 роки тому +299

      He gave the opportunity, if the fake was ready to be tiger dropped it's his fault

    • @peejayss131
      @peejayss131 3 роки тому +101

      @@lucky6961 The fake even failed that tiger drop to the cheek

    • @DrunkGnu
      @DrunkGnu 3 роки тому +42

      it’s called we do a modicum of trolling

    • @metalgearfangirlariana5728
      @metalgearfangirlariana5728 3 роки тому +26

      He probably thought he met another kiryu fr fr

    • @user-cb4vt3qm3j
      @user-cb4vt3qm3j 3 роки тому +45

      Kiryu knows how hard he can punсh, so even Kiryu wouldn't want to fight someone on his level. So naturally he tries for a peaceful solution first, in case this guy is not all talk.

  • @whoiskizuki.
    @whoiskizuki. 4 роки тому +534

    Yo Imagine if he bumped into Majima instead of Kiryu. He's going to get a royal ass beating.

    • @peejayss131
      @peejayss131 3 роки тому +14

      Imagine if it was Nagumo and the others. Oof

    • @yvmiqas
      @yvmiqas 3 роки тому +7

      Lmao i could imagine

    • @kermit4036
      @kermit4036 2 роки тому

      "Hey you! Cyclops, give us all your money this is our street now! You bow your head, you give up the money when you pass us!"
      -"Just who do you think you are?"
      "We found a hot shot! This guy think he can take down the Legendary Dragon Of Dojima!"
      -"Dragon Of Dojima? You punks trying to hurt Kiryu-Chan's name like that?! I'm gonna stick your head up your ass before you can even blink"
      There is no fight, it only skips to another cutscene with the guys laying on the ground apologizing to Majima

    • @paytonludwig1455
      @paytonludwig1455 6 місяців тому +4

      He'd only be beating the fake's ass for pretending to be Kiryu lol

  • @OKTANE0
    @OKTANE0 4 роки тому +416

    I love how the real Kiryu didn't even block fake Kiryu's punch, and just took it calmly to intimidate him even more

    • @craze8866
      @craze8866 3 роки тому +30

      Imagine real Kiryu used tiger drop on this guy

    • @stinkyonion688
      @stinkyonion688 2 роки тому +15

      @@craze8866 welp he gonna be recovery 1 hours 120 minutes 7 week 10 month all the entire year

    • @klockenberg2299
      @klockenberg2299 Рік тому +7

      So this shows that turning the other cheek can be totally badass

    • @LordTyph
      @LordTyph Рік тому +8

      Doesn't seem like intimidation. Seems more like a warning.
      'Your punch isn't strong enough for me to need to dodge. You should stop all this while you can.'

    • @dannychaos6006
      @dannychaos6006 7 місяців тому +1

      The punch was so weak, it wasnt even worthy of a tiger drop

  • @blackRXrider
    @blackRXrider 6 років тому +2952

    How I look when I cosplay.

    • @Sephiewoth
      @Sephiewoth 6 років тому +362

      I sorta wanna cosplay Fake Kiryu so when people say "Wow that's a good Kiryu cosplay!" I can reply "No I'm Fake Kiryu".

    • @13Kr4zYAzN13
      @13Kr4zYAzN13 5 років тому +39

      Just might end up as me in the next week or two lol

    • @joeygreen8091
      @joeygreen8091 3 роки тому +11

      me during fight: i can’t tell the difference who do i shoot

    • @JO-E2
      @JO-E2 Рік тому

      Hey man at least you have the courage, a lot of people can’t say that about themselves.

  • @weebymcweaberson8145
    @weebymcweaberson8145 6 років тому +11026

    I love how, after Kiryu finds out that guy was wearing his name, he basically tests it out to see if the guy was worthy of even trying to copy his name by being respectful towards him. Kiryu himself has a big heart and is willing to forgive people if they are willing to change their ways, but the faker only heard he was legendarily tough, not also legendarily kind.

    • @mannythelazyguy6529
      @mannythelazyguy6529 5 років тому +439

      Not in 6, he just want to murder whoever hurts haru

    • @rafaadya4282
      @rafaadya4282 5 років тому +781

      @@mannythelazyguy6529 well I'll do the same if someone hurt my grandchild

    • @hammerbro1947
      @hammerbro1947 5 років тому +291

      @@mannythelazyguy6529 I would do anything to protect my loved ones if that happened to me.

    • @lightsonitzekioro3918
      @lightsonitzekioro3918 4 роки тому +505

      @@mannythelazyguy6529 Keep in mind. Kiryu's wrath is at his highest when you threaten those he loves. Especially if your name is Haruka or Haruto.

    • @lastmanstanding7155
      @lastmanstanding7155 4 роки тому +283

      @@mannythelazyguy6529
      Imagine someone threatening a child and not being pissed

  • @Tsukiy0mi_moongod
    @Tsukiy0mi_moongod 4 роки тому +8269

    Seriously? Imitate Kiryu in a city where is a lot yakuza, 25 percent of them respect Kiryu and 75 percent wanna kill him... Not so wise decision.

    • @dorian4191
      @dorian4191 4 роки тому +80

      Ye

    • @RyanSmith-zz6tz
      @RyanSmith-zz6tz 3 роки тому +968

      And 100% majima is going to jump from a roof and try to assassin creed you

    • @Unknown-mi4ih
      @Unknown-mi4ih 3 роки тому +325

      And what if you run into Ryuji somehow?

    • @tremendousyeet3467
      @tremendousyeet3467 3 роки тому +716

      ironically, the only one safe to get exposed by is Kiryu himself. those boys were lucky.

    • @weez1585
      @weez1585 3 роки тому +315

      I'm just gonna say this... *Majima is fucking everywhere*

  • @goonily1
    @goonily1 3 роки тому +133

    imagine your trying to get to work and there's a guy fighting himself in the street

    • @GrassPokeKing
      @GrassPokeKing 2 роки тому +16

      I'm pretty sure that's how Fight Club started

    • @marksketeer5553
      @marksketeer5553 Місяць тому +1

      @@GrassPokeKing we don’t talk about Fight Club.

  • @MrGillb
    @MrGillb 4 роки тому +154

    "We have Kiryu at home", Kiryu at home:

    • @Amayawolf_01
      @Amayawolf_01 3 роки тому +4

      I was thinking this too lmao

  • @nokia.s3350
    @nokia.s3350 6 років тому +6153

    That "Fake Kiryu" just got himself lucky that he didn't get himself trapped by "Majima Everywhere"!

    • @JoaoLucasK
      @JoaoLucasK 6 років тому +883

      Just imagine
      Fake Kiryu running into SSS-ranked Majima, and getting stabbed to oblivion

    • @RichterBelmont2235
      @RichterBelmont2235 6 років тому +695

      He might have his own Fake Majima.

    • @JoaoLucasK
      @JoaoLucasK 6 років тому +811

      It's Majima, but a little chubbier, and carrying around a butter knife

    • @ThatGuy-en2nn
      @ThatGuy-en2nn 6 років тому +770

      @@JoaoLucasK The Mad Hotdog of Shimano.

    • @Crazyalchemist23
      @Crazyalchemist23 5 років тому +658

      @@ThatGuy-en2nn The mad Hotdog of Shimano meets the Diabetic of Dojima.

  • @SulfurBoride
    @SulfurBoride 6 років тому +4034

    I hope when Kiwami 2 comes to PC, someone plays this cutscene, but mods it with real Kiryu as the fake, and fake Kiryu as the real one.

    • @keiichimorisato98
      @keiichimorisato98 6 років тому +623

      or mods real Kiryu as Majima.

    • @wazirtahfiz3087
      @wazirtahfiz3087 6 років тому +60

      @@keiichimorisato98 that will be great

    • @Kusanagi2248
      @Kusanagi2248 6 років тому +53

      That would be awesome
      i hope they port Kiwami 2 to PC, considering that the first Kiwami is already gonna came out in PC

    • @austro93
      @austro93 6 років тому +21

      @@139-b7j what do you expect? Yakuza 0 got released about 2 months ago and you think they will release Kiwami in such a short time???
      Don't expect it to be released before November and that's fine because I don't want a rushed, buggy PC port. Give them time and you can enjoy it soon enough as much as you want.

    • @nootnewt9323
      @nootnewt9323 6 років тому +9

      друг yeah but it wouldn’t make sense to release them so close together. Give people time to breathe after 0 before releasing kiwami.
      And imo kiwami isn’t that great of a game compared to 0 and kiwami 2. I’m only buying it so Sega knows that I’m interested in kiwami 2

  • @Volt46
    @Volt46 6 років тому +4519

    As soon as the fight begins, I pulled out my dagger and used the dagger HEAT on him 3 times. Referencing the number of times Kiryu gets stabbed in the gut. "You wanna be me so much? Then you're gonna love getting stabbed like I do!"

    • @Spherecode.
      @Spherecode. 6 років тому +209

      Why isn't this the top comment?

    • @jacoblevenson7934
      @jacoblevenson7934 6 років тому +93

      yeah seriously how is this the top comment.

    • @JoninJordan
      @JoninJordan 6 років тому +335

      Genius, i woulda shot "Shinji" while I was at it.

    • @dolbyprologicii
      @dolbyprologicii 6 років тому +48

      you are a psychopath

    • @darkelectrick
      @darkelectrick 4 роки тому +119

      To be a man you desire you must go through hell like hes been through, or else you'll make no progress.. but to be a true man you go through your own struggles because no other man can be an indefinite copy of you, what makes a man is different in everyone's eyes so dont forget that either

  • @blushingbadge1544
    @blushingbadge1544 3 роки тому +182

    "wanna try me again and find out?"
    *fake kiryu rips off his skin suit to reveal majima*

    • @UNOwen-gl8cg
      @UNOwen-gl8cg 2 роки тому +24

      At some level, I could see that being part of majima everywhere. Just some multitiered elaborate process to force a fight.

    • @reidt182
      @reidt182 2 роки тому +12

      Sounds about right for Majima

    • @amosbeaver2257
      @amosbeaver2257 2 роки тому +10

      And a follow up with kiryu-CHAN!!!

    • @camronhastings9319
      @camronhastings9319 2 роки тому +5

      Majima would do this

    • @Conventil
      @Conventil 5 місяців тому

      KIRYUUUUU CHAAAN

  • @aliteralmosquito.7450
    @aliteralmosquito.7450 3 роки тому +61

    4:16 *Judgement starts playing* Kiryu: “So you’ve chosen, non canonical death.”

  • @propastypete1958
    @propastypete1958 6 років тому +3012

    I like how a good handful of substories get cutscenes in this game, it adds a lot of 'meat' and depth to them, like actual small stories.

    • @XxxxTheLoneWolfxxxX
      @XxxxTheLoneWolfxxxX 6 років тому +107

      And then loads of "hey, you're kiryu", fights and then it's over. Kiwami 2 had gems but also too many blunders.

    • @EthanBradburyVlogs
      @EthanBradburyVlogs 4 роки тому +18

      @@XxxxTheLoneWolfxxxX it's a ps2 game

    • @Psiicrow
      @Psiicrow 4 роки тому +18

      @@EthanBradburyVlogs No, Yakuza 2 is a PS2 game. Kiwami 2 is a PS4 game.
      It has no excuse to how lackluster it is compared to other games in the franchise

    • @EthanBradburyVlogs
      @EthanBradburyVlogs 4 роки тому +74

      @@Psiicrow kiwami 2 is the second best in the series to 6. Anyways my point still stands. Its BASE is a PS2 game end of.

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 4 роки тому +15

      @@EthanBradburyVlogs
      Not really, 0 is the best to me and I have been playing since the first was launched around 2005. Some people even prefer Y6, which I detested.

  • @Yang3213
    @Yang3213 6 років тому +2934

    I'm surprised that faker didn't run into more trouble impersonating a guy who gets stopped on the streets to fight 3-8 guys at random, and targeted by every mafia and corrupted cops, fbi, cia, etc. on the face of the earth. Not to mention AMON. He's lucky he didn't pull this shit in Kiwami (Majima everywhere...)

    • @bug1494
      @bug1494 6 років тому +342

      i mean he has a boss healthbar and can fight kind of, hes no dragon of dojima but he can obviously hold his own against street punks.

    • @emetanti
      @emetanti 6 років тому +333

      Majima would have torn him to pieces for thinking of imitating his dear Kiryu-Chan.

    • @Sephiewoth
      @Sephiewoth 6 років тому +162

      Maybe punks know what the real Kiryu looks like and that real Kiryu doesn't have as much of a second chin.

    • @felixpham4934
      @felixpham4934 5 років тому +95

      @@bug1494 he was using silent shoes man lmao

    • @ComicWriter-ml3qt
      @ComicWriter-ml3qt 5 років тому +31

      Yang3213 you act like majima wouldn’t realize this punk wasn’t the real deal

  • @IskandarTheWack
    @IskandarTheWack 6 років тому +1181

    I didn't know Angry Joe was in this game.

  • @danielsilva9502
    @danielsilva9502 3 роки тому +91

    Why do thugs get scared and don't wanna fight fake Kyriu, but when real Kiryu bumps into them on the street, they start coming after you?

    • @stinkyonion688
      @stinkyonion688 Рік тому +11

      fake one act tough so the thugs scared
      real one dont act like fake one so he get picked on
      that the le reason why

  • @Jampolo_OG
    @Jampolo_OG 3 роки тому +45

    Word of advice for the future: a real yakuza doesn't need a hype man
    They let their reputation speak for them

  • @grigorirasputin3246
    @grigorirasputin3246 6 років тому +1759

    The burguer of dojima appears

  • @nathanalcantara7892
    @nathanalcantara7892 6 років тому +5578

    Majima: I don't know which one to stab. What's Kiryu-Chan's choice of weapon?
    Fake: Bare fists!
    Majima: Good, you're the fake, because Kiryu-Chan loves bikes.
    *Pulls out knife and charges at the real Kiryu*

    • @s0j969
      @s0j969 5 років тому +383

      Pure gold

    • @MTruong945
      @MTruong945 5 років тому +44

      😂🤣

    • @ZetsubouGintama
      @ZetsubouGintama 5 років тому +233

      Bike is ultimate weapon.

    • @robertbernard7844
      @robertbernard7844 5 років тому +446

      "I am heavy weapons guy... *carries out bike* and this... is my weapon."
      - Kazuma Kiryu, probably

    • @ZetsubouGintama
      @ZetsubouGintama 5 років тому +127

      @@robertbernard7844 It' cost nothing to hit this weapon to someone. And no one can out smart it.

  • @cliffturbo2146
    @cliffturbo2146 6 років тому +1483

    4:15
    And then Nishiki comes out of the grave and is like:
    YOU CALL THAT A PUNCH!?

    • @jamesglovecrazy
      @jamesglovecrazy 4 роки тому +114

      *proceeds to K.O. Fake Kiryu with one punch*

    • @Bertakio
      @Bertakio 4 роки тому +80

      He fucking hit a brick wall

    • @MrOof-ob8uw
      @MrOof-ob8uw 4 роки тому +70

      "Akira Nishikiyama,Seconds before being punched with a power of a freight train"

    • @federalcasemaker
      @federalcasemaker 4 роки тому +73

      *TOJO CLAN NISHIKIYAMA FAMILY PATRIACH*
      *AKIRA NISHIKIYAMA*

    • @gold3263301
      @gold3263301 4 роки тому +29

      "10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy!"

  • @javierjana3123
    @javierjana3123 3 роки тому +50

    4:28 Are you kidding? He is gorgeous, his face is carved by the angels themselves

  • @shadow919assassin8
    @shadow919assassin8 4 роки тому +47

    I like how Kiryu somewhat flinches a tiny bit when he’s about to get hit just from the disbelief of how stupid the two are. He was like “damn, this dumbass really bout to hit me huh? “

    • @shadow_wesker6666
      @shadow_wesker6666 Рік тому

      It actually seems that Fake Kiryu gave him a light shove before the punch.

  • @kaizerRedgrave
    @kaizerRedgrave 6 років тому +523

    It's a mirror match, but if said mirror was one of them distortion mirrors you see in carnivals

    • @TheMarcira
      @TheMarcira 6 років тому +2

      Kaizer Redgrave nice XD

    • @rinsatsuki3374
      @rinsatsuki3374 6 років тому +19

      Funnily enough, I believe that there's this one mission in Spider-Man 2 (ps2) where you have to break those mirrors to stop more distorted spidey's from showing up.

    • @benjaminmcneil574
      @benjaminmcneil574 5 років тому +7

      @@rinsatsuki3374 Fighting distorted Spidermen was fun.
      Childhood memories...

  • @RushValentine
    @RushValentine 6 років тому +3798

    What's with these people trying to impersonate people, and yet they didn't regconize the real people they'd impersonate.
    looking at you too Fake Akiyama

    • @tukikmoretv8201
      @tukikmoretv8201 5 років тому +61

      mostly weeaboos

    • @ablackbunny3149
      @ablackbunny3149 5 років тому +187

      They get so in character they lose their original identity.

    • @gamejunky3040
      @gamejunky3040 5 років тому +60

      Fake Straw Hats

    • @MrJoshuaSalway1990
      @MrJoshuaSalway1990 5 років тому +41

      I guess this game requires imposters in substories to be blind as fuck.

    • @FalafelTheBurner
      @FalafelTheBurner 4 роки тому +76

      Most of these guys get their info based on rumors.
      And you know how widely innacurate rumors can be.

  • @morphadomus2385
    @morphadomus2385 6 років тому +402

    You know, with kiryu's durability, it would probably feel like punching a brick wall if you don't have superhuman strength like many of the main characters.

    • @JoaoLucasK
      @JoaoLucasK 6 років тому +67

      The guy even hurt his hand after punching Kiryu

    • @Incog2k6
      @Incog2k6 4 роки тому +17

      *Laughs in Awano*

    • @h4rshturtle456
      @h4rshturtle456 4 роки тому +17

      @@JoaoLucasK i mean if you throw a punch wrong ypu can actually break finger or ypur hand or wrist happened 2 a buddy of mine once

    • @JoaoLucasK
      @JoaoLucasK 4 роки тому +24

      @@h4rshturtle456
      But the receiving person would still at least flinch some from it. Kiryu didnt even move when he was hit

    • @h4rshturtle456
      @h4rshturtle456 4 роки тому +1

      @@JoaoLucasK true

  • @AzureSetsunai4345
    @AzureSetsunai4345 10 місяців тому +41

    the virgin yong yea vs. the chad Takaya Kuroda.

    • @MoistYoghurt
      @MoistYoghurt 10 місяців тому +8

      I was literally about to comment this lmao

  • @blademiss8376
    @blademiss8376 3 роки тому +21

    If there's one thing that I would fan-boy over, it's Kiryu getting punched in the head and not moving at all.

  • @dndn-f2531
    @dndn-f2531 6 років тому +614

    i m the only one who prefer call him ''Discount Kiryu'' instead of ''Fake Kiryu''

  • @kilomaster
    @kilomaster 6 років тому +862

    I just love how Kiryu gets a hard punch and doesn't even move an Inch. WHY CAN'T I BE LIKE HIM IRL😭😭

    • @Spherecode.
      @Spherecode. 6 років тому +57

      Cause you're weak duh

    • @jhonatansilva3057
      @jhonatansilva3057 6 років тому +105

      I don't care how Bad ass it is; dodging a punch is Way better than just taking it

    • @Spherecode.
      @Spherecode. 6 років тому +40

      @@jhonatansilva3057 Dodging is for pussies

    • @sompret
      @sompret 6 років тому +85

      Because it's a gamble; If the gamble fails, you'll let them know you got rocked, or worse, kiss the canvas

    • @Keeneye47_Wolfkeen
      @Keeneye47_Wolfkeen 6 років тому +123

      True but lets face it, Kiryu knew the guy wasn't all that tough.

  • @Arthur-xr1vk
    @Arthur-xr1vk 6 років тому +938

    I felt delighted that you sent that fake Shinji to oblivion. I felt enraged when they impersonated him like that. No respect with the dead...

    • @JoaoLucasK
      @JoaoLucasK 6 років тому +135

      He should've shot Fake Shinji. I mean, if the guy wants to be like Shinji so much, then he's gonna die just like the real Shinji did

    • @ComicWriter-ml3qt
      @ComicWriter-ml3qt 5 років тому +26

      João Lucas but Shinji died trying to be helpful to kiryu by protecting rina.
      True he ultimately failed at that but still. He tried

    • @darklord884
      @darklord884 5 років тому +65

      You can look at it in a way that they considered Shinji to be a tough enough guy so that his name garnered respect. He isn't just a sidekick, but an integral part to who Kazuma was. There's also the way Kiryu steps by fake-Shinji and only addresses fake-Kiryu with respect. Seems to me like he's desperately holding back, trying to be civil as usual, even though he still mourns his late friend and sees this as a great (if slightly respectful due to coincidence) shame.

    • @JoaoLucasK
      @JoaoLucasK 3 роки тому +5

      @GT012345tube
      That's the thing. Shinji was initially just a punk. Fake Shinji however, is literally impersonating a dead person and defaming him

  • @Kirusei
    @Kirusei 3 роки тому +15

    Would live to have a mod where Kiryu just has super armour in this fight
    "You wanna impersonate me? Then deal with the suffering I confronted in Kiwami!"

  • @5orbecgc
    @5orbecgc 4 роки тому +12

    After the fake kiryu punched him... that 1000 yard seeing right through you stare scared the shit out of me

  • @JCD22
    @JCD22 6 років тому +550

    You've gotta admit, he can copy Kiryu's style pretty well in the gameplay, must be a good fighter nonetheless (Not as legendary but tougher than your average street urchin)

    • @DeepMedii
      @DeepMedii 5 років тому +64

      Jason Dinh yeah he took several hefty blows before going down.

    • @JCD22
      @JCD22 4 роки тому +9

      DeepMedii Definitely man!

    • @kiryukazuma7960
      @kiryukazuma7960 3 роки тому +30

      Agree, managed to replicate his style pretty well and took some huge blows from the dragon himself

    • @MariusBoss11458
      @MariusBoss11458 3 роки тому +6

      In 4 though. Not so much.

    • @vincentchang0093
      @vincentchang0093 3 роки тому +2

      He use same fighting mod as Kiryu in original Yakuza series

  • @BinBintheRiceCake
    @BinBintheRiceCake 6 років тому +221

    I don't know how I feel about that random punk using Shinji's name like that....

    • @kartikayysola
      @kartikayysola 6 років тому +13

      びんびんごはんケーキー I 'reeeee'd. HOW DARE YOU IMPERSONATE MY DEAD BRO

  • @jbmlilo1948
    @jbmlilo1948 6 років тому +743

    Fake Kiryu - "I'm not in the mood for jokes." lol you're the walking joke here, pal.

  • @Sensei.Of.Kivotos
    @Sensei.Of.Kivotos 4 роки тому +131

    The thing they’ve missed out on about Kiryu’s characteristics is that....
    Kiryu is actually a Good Samaritan

    • @Codingtimex3
      @Codingtimex3 3 роки тому +6

      *instantly remembers heat actions*

    • @velocilevon
      @velocilevon Рік тому +1

      ​@@Codingtimex3*You're just at your work, thinking of what to on this weekend, then suddenly a thug comes flying in, Dragon of Dojima enters and other punks rush inside after him, Dragon handles their asses using... literally everything in your workplace, and then sends the last one standing into the microwave behind you, orders you to "heat this junk up", you do, then Dragon leaves nonchalantly without any words, leaving behind the mess that was once your workplace, a couple of unconscious bodies and totally not a dead guy whose head is busy making out with a microwave*

  • @ballbuster1681
    @ballbuster1681 4 роки тому +30

    I come back to this video every now and then just to read "The diabetic of dojima" comment lol

  • @michabednarski2006
    @michabednarski2006 6 років тому +446

    Kiryu Kazumuch-to-eat

  • @gaminggoddess85
    @gaminggoddess85 6 років тому +146

    Still better-looking than most cosplays.

  • @velocilevon
    @velocilevon 4 роки тому +258

    Funny how neither Kiryu or faker recognized each other. I think Kiryu can be explained as he probably refused to believe that the guy was trying to impersonate him with a chin like that, while faker has absolutely no excuse. How can you not realize that the man standing in front of you is the one you're trying to be? He should be really thankful that Majima didn't meet him :D

    • @TheCheeseMovesSideways
      @TheCheeseMovesSideways 2 роки тому +20

      Most likely they only heard rumors about the Dragon and just roll with it, they never see Kiryu's face beforehand

  • @Hemzri
    @Hemzri 4 роки тому +55

    4:14 Now i want to play this game. Holy shit this guy is a god level boss.

    • @maheeppanwar4756
      @maheeppanwar4756 3 роки тому +15

      Play 0,kiwami,kiwami2,3remastered,4remastered,5remastered,6then yakuza like a dragon

    • @griweam3
      @griweam3 Рік тому

      ​@@maheeppanwar4756or just play the whole entire series

  • @nambona890
    @nambona890 Рік тому +65

    still sounds better than yong yea's kiryu

  • @Zouketsuki
    @Zouketsuki 6 років тому +330

    The fraud of dojima makes his grand appearance

  • @WadeLicup
    @WadeLicup 6 років тому +96

    One truly sees the strength of Kiryu's character and patience when he bows down to the fake "Dragon of Dojima". I would have been livid seeing someone slandering my reputation and appearance so salaciously. Love this man.

  • @harryguidotti3815
    @harryguidotti3815 5 років тому +87

    Can you imagine how much trouble this guy would be in if Majima found him? "KIRYU-CHAAAA-....You... Aren't... Kiryu-Chan...."

    • @h4rshturtle456
      @h4rshturtle456 4 роки тому +10

      Imagine if amon found him lasered 2 death

    • @鉄馬-b7c
      @鉄馬-b7c 2 роки тому +5

      I can clearly hear his disappointment

    • @damiendeonarain6492
      @damiendeonarain6492 2 роки тому +12

      He reverts to his 80's voice out of anger, considering their imitating the dead as well as kiryu

    • @isaiahenzo641
      @isaiahenzo641 2 роки тому +6

      "HOW DARE U IMITATE KIRYU CHAN DIE!"

    • @P.H691
      @P.H691 Рік тому

      Majima then gets angry and proceeds to brutalize the fake. Kiryu finds Majima mid tantrum

  • @Faceu7745
    @Faceu7745 Рік тому +12

    5:09 fake Kiryu got some moves, that drop kick evasion was sick

    • @averybruhman5060
      @averybruhman5060 Рік тому

      Literary everything with a boss health bar (except the Tigers) can dodge Kiryu's dropkick in this game tho

  • @justinelledge326
    @justinelledge326 3 роки тому +10

    I love how the game introduces them as "Kiryu" and "Shinji" in the fight. Like even the GAME is humoring their charade.

  • @krazyjay9919
    @krazyjay9919 6 років тому +247

    For some reason it sorta bothers me how humble Kiryu is. It's very admirable considering he really could be a huge bully with his strength, but the dude don't even immediately say "Nah, dude. I'm Kiryu Kazuma."
    Then again, maybe he just realizes their stupidity...

    • @darklord884
      @darklord884 5 років тому +87

      He has a heart of gold and that is one of his biggest faults too. He wants to be civil to the bitter end even with people who openly mock his name by pulling this shit. I don't think it's necessarily humility (though he IS very humble) but rather he realizes how idiotic this all is and tries to end it peacefully, even going along with the imposter by calling him Kiryu-san.

    • @pengyzin8668
      @pengyzin8668 4 роки тому +16

      Hes the yakuza Goku

    • @claudiopolonia7854
      @claudiopolonia7854 4 роки тому +32

      it’s called not wanting to stoop down to their abject level, it’s the mark of subtle superiority

    • @yakthekuza7296
      @yakthekuza7296 4 роки тому

      Luke Leopard Yakuza Optimus Prime

    • @j.vinton4039
      @j.vinton4039 4 роки тому +8

      I felt this way when he got stabbed by Goh at the end of 3, his heart of gold gets him seriously hurt sometimes.

  • @D_G106
    @D_G106 4 роки тому +77

    Just imagine if fake Majima fight with fake Kiryu and they thought that they fight the real one while kiryu and majima just watch while eating takoyaki..

  • @driddick7361
    @driddick7361 3 роки тому +9

    4:16 When a man doesn't flinch from the first attack, you know he is going to hurt you.

  • @veronicamorgan8712
    @veronicamorgan8712 4 роки тому +17

    Not to be that one fangirl but to be that one fangirl but dammmmmnnnn Kiryu took that punch and my insides did a little smthn 👀👀👀👀👀🥴🥴

  • @Neelo_Angelo
    @Neelo_Angelo 4 роки тому +124

    3:51 Kiryu saying Kiryu san is sooo strange

  • @RikuVA
    @RikuVA 4 роки тому +43

    I fucking died when Kiryu just went along with it for a bit

  • @Daxter-hl7dw
    @Daxter-hl7dw 4 роки тому +27

    It's weird that I usually don't find Kiryu scary (Intimidating but not scary) but when that fake punched him and all you could see was darkness in Kiryu's eyes, my nerves got shook a bit.

  • @DankMan-420
    @DankMan-420 Рік тому +52

    Yong Yea (2023)

    • @thunderlord3747
      @thunderlord3747 9 місяців тому +7

      Dont do him like that man. dude deserves better than to recive that kind of comparison with Yong Yea.

    • @hm-rq6bl
      @hm-rq6bl 8 місяців тому +1

      @@thunderlord3747 You just made my day lol.

  • @blacknyellow962
    @blacknyellow962 2 роки тому +10

    No matter how many times I watch this I will never get over the fact that (at 3:51) The Real Kiryu politely bows his head to his impersonator and asks to settle it peacefully.

  • @dropbearzz
    @dropbearzz 6 років тому +60

    This was a hilarious substory.
    Moments like these is where the series shines. The yakuza games has no doubt the best and most original side quests in gaming.

  • @m1chr0ma100
    @m1chr0ma100 6 років тому +55

    Lol I never realised the stuff he says in the beginning is the exact same as in the save the dog scene in the first game

  • @nrein89
    @nrein89 6 років тому +50

    I would've tiger dropped him, but the classic... "bike drop" works, too.
    XD

  • @James.Gatsby
    @James.Gatsby Рік тому +26

    thats yong yea

  • @smnoy23
    @smnoy23 3 роки тому +5

    I like that Kiryu let the fake get a punch in, and I must give the fake credit for seeing the punch have literally no effect and not immediately surrendering like I would have.

  • @danu2133
    @danu2133 6 років тому +36

    5:55 oh wow so Fake Kiryu copies your weaknesses too. Good call devilleon!

    • @rinsatsuki3374
      @rinsatsuki3374 6 років тому +5

      ...I feel kinda like somebody said a joke and I'm the only one who didn't get it...

    • @DynoSkrimisher
      @DynoSkrimisher 5 років тому +2

      He pretty much copies everything

  • @Here4loki
    @Here4loki 4 роки тому +24

    You can imitate Kiryu, and i'll be mildly upset.
    But imitating my boy Shinji? That's crossing the line.

  • @KusunokiSG47
    @KusunokiSG47 6 років тому +75

    "Kiryu" & "Shinji"
    Hahahahhahahhahhaa XD XD

  • @lazymammal8725
    @lazymammal8725 3 роки тому +7

    I like how at 4:16 the music stops when "kiryu" punches kiryu, it's like a "you fucked up now" moment

    • @ridermanyt8029
      @ridermanyt8029 2 роки тому +2

      So, you have chosen death

    • @lazymammal8725
      @lazymammal8725 2 роки тому

      @@ridermanyt8029 kiryu never killed a man

    • @ridermanyt8029
      @ridermanyt8029 2 роки тому

      @@lazymammal8725 I know.

    • @farisfaizzal9825
      @farisfaizzal9825 2 роки тому

      @@lazymammal8725 what that guy mean is, Fake Kiryu knows that he fucked up

  • @ihavenoson3384
    @ihavenoson3384 Рік тому +3

    3:40 " Dou suru, yojimbo-san yo." That means pretty much "What are you going to do, Mister Honorable Bouncer?" He is using the respect suffix -san and the explicit respect word 'yo' after it. He is sarcastically driving it home that he owns the dude like a slave in his mind and thinks he can do whatever he wants with him. Japanese is a great language to quickly communicate respect and disrespect. Yojimbo almost always means 'bodyguard' (especially outside the business establishment context) and is the name of a famous 1961 Akira Kurosawa film.
    I dig Fake Kiryu's Kiryu voice.

  • @nootnewt9323
    @nootnewt9323 6 років тому +34

    4:16 OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU

  • @grandfisher5208
    @grandfisher5208 6 років тому +43

    This reminds me of the fat carl stuff from gta san andreas

  • @JoaoLucasK
    @JoaoLucasK 6 років тому +107

    Fake Kiryu isn't the Dragon of Dojima because he ate the dragon

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal 3 роки тому +4

      That makes him scarier lol

    • @Codingtimex3
      @Codingtimex3 3 роки тому +3

      Dare I say "the dragon eater of dojima" but with no dentures

    • @NiCoNiCoNiCola
      @NiCoNiCoNiCola 3 роки тому

      I'm glad Ryuji met real Kiryu and died a honourable death

    • @ridermanyt8029
      @ridermanyt8029 Рік тому

      Burger of Dojima

  • @CocoKoi321
    @CocoKoi321 2 роки тому +6

    This scene is so perfection in writing history
    The play the same song throughout the whole thing as if it's all coy and silly but up till 4:14 once he tries to hit kiryu
    The faker steps into the real world, the music drops out and he entered his downfall where he's gonna learn things the hard way that he's playing with fire as a child Learns not to play with fire and kiryu is thr adult coming to step up and teach em the hard way!
    I even love how kiryu just goofing off 3:28 and is like ah?! Youre the dragon of dojima? Kiryu san let's settle this peacefully, real kiryu has a sense of humour 3:50

  • @iniecore
    @iniecore Місяць тому +1

    with the live action coming out it seems everyone is coming back to this lol

  • @RichterBelmont2235
    @RichterBelmont2235 6 років тому +32

    The lizard of Dojima.

  • @viperdmk1483
    @viperdmk1483 4 роки тому +16

    4:16
    Fake Kiryu: punches Real Kiryu
    Real Kiryu: *OHHHHH NOW YOU FUCKED UP*

  • @Takutoho
    @Takutoho 6 років тому +17

    Damn I keep forgetting how hi-def Kiryu's face is

  • @yigalanchevsky1767
    @yigalanchevsky1767 3 роки тому +23

    They're lucky as hell that Kiryu bumped into them before Goda Ryuji did.

  • @SlobberJohnson
    @SlobberJohnson Рік тому +27

    Holy crap guys! It's yong yea!

  • @tommycat1993
    @tommycat1993 6 років тому +35

    For some guys to impersonate Kiryu, these guys are pretty blind

  • @darkrequiem9133
    @darkrequiem9133 6 років тому +69

    At least he didn't run into Jo Amon.

    • @emetanti
      @emetanti 6 років тому +27

      Screw Jo Amon, they´re lucky Majima wasn´t there.

    • @hammerbro1947
      @hammerbro1947 5 років тому +4

      @Red Fake Kiryu noticed the sound and decided to investigate.

    • @hammerbro1947
      @hammerbro1947 5 років тому +12

      @Red Majima let out another "Kiryu-Chan!" after encountering the fake on the street and runs towards him.
      Fake Kiryu: Who the heck are you?
      Majima: Wha? Don't act like you don't know me Kiryu-Chan. I am your frienemy, Goro Majima. Now to think of a reason to fight you...
      Fake Kiryu: Nani?
      Majima: Ah yes, I made tax a real thing. You like what I did,
      Fake Kiryu: What?! You! You made the tax!? Sucking us out dry aren't you! You'd best be running when you get the chance. I am the Dragon of Dojima!
      Majima: Not yet you are. Let's see how you fare!
      Fake Kiryu: Bring it on!
      *A minute later... Fake Kiryu didn't last long...*

    • @Kortegard0341
      @Kortegard0341 4 роки тому +4

      @@hammerbro1947 the fake gets straight fucked by Majima, and understandably, Majima is fucken pissed. Majima comes real close to killing the poor bastard, but stops before he goes too far

    • @federalcasemaker
      @federalcasemaker 4 роки тому +1

      @@hammerbro1947
      Fake Kiryu: who are you?
      Majima: Majima
      Fake Kiryu: ok
      Majima: I ruined the Japan economy y'know
      Fake Kiryu: GET BACK HERE YOU LIL SHI- *gets knocked outcold by a knife and a metal bat*

  • @TheStrongVirus
    @TheStrongVirus 4 роки тому +9

    Is it because I made my Kiryu shirtless?
    Did they not recognise me because I don’t have the turned up collar and jacket?
    Nuh, it’s none of that. It’s probably because I was also impersonating Kiryu.

  • @Eree379
    @Eree379 4 роки тому +8

    Every doppelganger is corky af but actual legends are humble lmao

  • @daud4914
    @daud4914 Рік тому +16

    Yong Yea boss fight

  • @failedsuccessfully9478
    @failedsuccessfully9478 4 роки тому +16

    If Fake Kiryu had diabetics, then Fake Majima would be a stick

  • @86brando35
    @86brando35 4 роки тому +33

    I feel like this is more disrespectful to Shinji than it is to Kiryu.

  • @henrytownshend6441
    @henrytownshend6441 6 років тому +16

    Whoa kiryu let himself go!

  • @TrueRandomPlayer
    @TrueRandomPlayer Рік тому +2

    "Come on, Shinji..."
    "Wait, did you say Shinji?"
    "Yeah, now you know who we are?!"
    "As in, my dead friend, Shinji?"
    "...W-Wha?"
    "He died last year. I held him in my arms as he took his last breath. And I delivered his message to his lover."
    "Oh... god..."

  • @Pete-vz5uj
    @Pete-vz5uj 3 роки тому +3

    I like to imagine a scene showing that he didn't drop Kiryu's look and all of a sudden we hear "KIRYU-CHAN" from off screen.

  • @s.scotch6929
    @s.scotch6929 6 років тому +20

    donut kiryu