American Dad - Roger Stealing

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  • Опубліковано 12 гру 2019
  • I'm not particularly proud of stealing fudge, Stan.
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  • @AddictedtoAmericanDad
    @AddictedtoAmericanDad  4 роки тому +1041

    A lot of Roger related videos heading your way.

  • @JeffreyColey
    @JeffreyColey 4 роки тому +3244

    "You know damn well I stole it."
    Legendary

    • @jefflemere4609
      @jefflemere4609 4 роки тому +23

      What doesn't he steal or has stolen.

    • @kingjb554
      @kingjb554 4 роки тому +11

      @@jefflemere4609 his personality I guess...

    • @nnzmrgnbgn
      @nnzmrgnbgn 4 роки тому +21

      @@kingjb554 oh he steals many personalaties.

    • @xnortheast1106
      @xnortheast1106 4 роки тому +4

      No

    • @pilotmburu
      @pilotmburu 3 роки тому +1

      Every politician. How did you get rich?

  • @ZombieAndroid
    @ZombieAndroid 4 роки тому +2142

    I want that foldable chair backpack.

    • @guyincognito9484
      @guyincognito9484 4 роки тому +88

      nearest camping/boating/fishing shop ought to have one...

    • @tatehildyard5332
      @tatehildyard5332 4 роки тому +32

      Tommy Bahama I know makes them real light with some nice fabric.

    • @JuanJose-cf8ps
      @JuanJose-cf8ps 4 роки тому +45

      Here you go! :D
      www.amazon.com/Tommy-Bahama-Beach-Chair-Strips/dp/B083Z1CX1Y/ref=asc_df_B083Z1CX1Y/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=416780426358&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=8982682119931791487&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9028169&hvtargid=pla-940394041567&psc=1&language=en_US&tag=&ref=&adgrpid=90730211461&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvadid=416780426358&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=8982682119931791487&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9028169&hvtargid=pla-940394041567

    • @shawnwalker8831
      @shawnwalker8831 4 роки тому +8

      Hi

    • @versacenegro102
      @versacenegro102 4 роки тому +40

      all you gotta do is sell alcohol to minors

  • @TKZells16
    @TKZells16 4 роки тому +609

    He's also stolen our hearts

  • @naterk9460
    @naterk9460 2 роки тому +240

    "Can I finish my story, please?"
    The delivery on that line kills me XD

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 4 роки тому +244

    If some little girl with a bruise on her cheek comes by and says this is her dog, it is. Pepper is stolen.

  • @spongemon1
    @spongemon1 4 роки тому +1307

    You forgot where he stole Greg’s credit card to order the cotton candy machine

    • @bigweiner4217
      @bigweiner4217 4 роки тому +40

      He refunded the 40 dollars lol

    • @shotaroikaros7096
      @shotaroikaros7096 4 роки тому +32

      And the wine he also stole from terry

    • @novaofthenorth
      @novaofthenorth 4 роки тому +42

      He didnt steal the wine. He tried but francine ended up stealing it

    • @ghost-4230
      @ghost-4230 4 роки тому +6

      r carlo that was legendary

    • @Osmiley201
      @Osmiley201 3 роки тому

      "Beverly Billingsly?"

  • @TjFreely2
    @TjFreely2 4 роки тому +381

    “Can I finish my story please”

  • @christopher7398
    @christopher7398 4 роки тому +725

    Can’t believe you forgot the greatest of all time, when he breaks the girls nose, steals the recorder and records the entire thing as it’s happening

    • @hectorespinoza7678
      @hectorespinoza7678 4 роки тому +22

      Damn I remember that that should’ve been added to this would’ve been perfect 😂

    • @Respect2theFallen
      @Respect2theFallen 4 роки тому +16

      Hahaha fo real. The crooner bar episode where he falls in love with Hailey one of my favorites 😂😂😂😂

    • @simonballs2838
      @simonballs2838 4 роки тому +2

      The Greatest Hero what episode is that?

    • @christopher7398
      @christopher7398 4 роки тому +3

      Norman Beige season 9 episode 1 “Love, AD style”

  • @CornholioPuppetMaster
    @CornholioPuppetMaster 4 роки тому +983

    No I don’t have a receipt, I stole the floor model lmao

  • @EssexAggiegrad2011
    @EssexAggiegrad2011 4 роки тому +445

    "The most important being it's shiny"
    Oh Roger

    • @newguy371
      @newguy371 2 роки тому +9

      I deleted all of your music and replaced it with ABBA. I don't really care for them, but I did it anyway.

  • @WeerdMunkee
    @WeerdMunkee 4 роки тому +869

    “I erased all your music, and filled it with ABBA. Don’t really care for them, but I did it anyway.” 😂😂😂

    • @Virgin_Succubus642
      @Virgin_Succubus642 Рік тому +6

      This was when I learned that ABBA was a group and not a singular female singer.

  • @westminsterabbey.6916
    @westminsterabbey.6916 3 роки тому +269

    0:34 I must have watched this scene five or more times over the years and I’ve only _now_ noticed that the dog only has three legs.

  • @FreeHatMcCullough
    @FreeHatMcCullough 4 роки тому +187

    Wheels and The LegMan should be the spin-off for American Dad...

    • @piercelindenberg6842
      @piercelindenberg6842 3 роки тому +17

      I’d gladly watch it. They could have a crossover with Shoe Police.

    • @offthewall2017
      @offthewall2017 3 роки тому +11

      I want one where Steve stays in that cliche sitcom school

    • @kyleskendle6452
      @kyleskendle6452 Рік тому +2

      Yes

    • @MickeytheluckyMouse27
      @MickeytheluckyMouse27 Рік тому

      I not sure because just like klaus says everyone is the same
      They pick a “mystery”
      They argue/bicker through the episode
      Ends with Roger as the culprit

    • @countalucard4226
      @countalucard4226 5 місяців тому

      @@offthewall2017Pendlingtonton

  • @pascaleelliott63
    @pascaleelliott63 3 роки тому +28

    Out of all the things he's ever stolen, he ashamed of himself for stealing fudge! xD

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming 3 роки тому +3

      I don’t think he’s really ashamed I think he’s lying

  • @Sixstringman
    @Sixstringman 4 роки тому +99

    I saw a man beat another man for a sandwich today Francine. A sandwich. This sandwich.

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 2 роки тому +49

    I like how every time Roger has a car it's either stolen, he broke into it or he borrowed it from someone and plans to not give it back (in other words he stole it).

  • @jesserothhammer7378
    @jesserothhammer7378 3 роки тому +25

    I like how much more a tunnel to the fudge shop would have cost than just buying fudge.

  • @Allsketchx25
    @Allsketchx25 2 роки тому +25

    I love when he steals from Jeff multiple times

  • @dolly20ify
    @dolly20ify 4 роки тому +91

    “I erased all your music and filled it with Abba. Don’t really care for them but I did it anyway”

  • @ragita6235
    @ragita6235 Рік тому +11

    Roger:I used your toothbrush to scrab the bird poo of my red wig
    Haley:what
    Roger:can I finish my story please

  • @jtotheroc
    @jtotheroc 4 роки тому +24

    Love the wheels and the legman theme, especially a couple seconds in after Steve rolls of the roof, and it matches up to him going "eeeehhh!"

  • @hishamfahmy6169
    @hishamfahmy6169 3 роки тому +5

    - where's my shuffle!?
    - your what now?

  • @charlesthomas7372
    @charlesthomas7372 2 роки тому +10

    “ can I finish my story please “ 😂😂😂

  • @HybridPhoenix08
    @HybridPhoenix08 4 роки тому +31

    Thought that whole "fudge shop" bit at the end was going to be a poop joke.

    • @kialuvsyoo
      @kialuvsyoo 4 роки тому +2

      "Tunnel to the fudge shop" in that context is just gold

  • @erics.czernecki7333
    @erics.czernecki7333 3 роки тому +57

    You forgot the voice recorder, and how you could hear Roger stealing it and breaking a clerk's nose when they called him out on it.

    • @drodriguez1724
      @drodriguez1724 2 роки тому +3

      I've been looking for this one, does anyone have the episode number?

  • @westminsterabbey.6916
    @westminsterabbey.6916 3 роки тому +9

    But most importantly, he stole the show.

  • @armaggon5920
    @armaggon5920 2 роки тому +5

    "Can I finish my story please?"

  • @tahirrobinson8825
    @tahirrobinson8825 3 роки тому +6

    “That’s how I bought my boom box that’s how I bought my dog pepper”🤣🤣🤣

  • @OrigenalDarkMew
    @OrigenalDarkMew 4 роки тому +62

    Where's the one where he mugs Jeff multiple times?

  • @KaningLamigin
    @KaningLamigin 4 роки тому +11

    Love these comps so much I subscribed. Keep em coming please.

  • @octavius1017
    @octavius1017 3 роки тому +2

    I like the intros/title card format you use at the beginning of these videos. The music is a good touch

  • @ghost-4230
    @ghost-4230 4 роки тому +6

    Thank you. This made my day a little better. I needed those laughs.(:

  • @hectorespinoza7678
    @hectorespinoza7678 4 роки тому +11

    Roger is like bender from futurama

  • @reedgargyi9723
    @reedgargyi9723 3 роки тому +6

    I’ma just say the intro never gets old

  • @invaderzim4052
    @invaderzim4052 4 роки тому +8

    I love this show

  • @ivanbluecool
    @ivanbluecool 4 роки тому +52

    Drug or alcohol moments

    • @keithkoganeislife3144
      @keithkoganeislife3144 4 роки тому +3

      ivanbluecool if they did that they would have to post the entire series lol.

    • @ivanbluecool
      @ivanbluecool 4 роки тому +3

      @@keithkoganeislife3144 That would be fine. Or just best moments like stan and haley not being hurt drunk or thier most crazy moments

  • @nicktaylor2657
    @nicktaylor2657 4 роки тому +4

    Roger is also guilty of stealing my heart

  • @ivanbluecool
    @ivanbluecool 4 роки тому +94

    Rogu moments or mentions. Many forget he had some background scenes after his episode. Would be nice for a list

  • @MoltenUprisingMK
    @MoltenUprisingMK 3 роки тому +6

    The only way you'll make sure Roger won't steal your valuables is by nailing everything to the floor.

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming 3 роки тому +1

      I wouldn’t necessarily put it past him not to steal something even nailed to the floor

    • @newguy371
      @newguy371 2 роки тому +2

      He'll even steal the nail gun that you use to nail things to the floor, and since it has to be moved from place to place the nail gun itself is not nailed to the floor.

  • @stabbityjoe7588
    @stabbityjoe7588 3 роки тому +2

    I never even watched this show I just watch this channel

  • @Vanishingink4
    @Vanishingink4 Рік тому +2

    0:46 peppers missing a leg

  • @saiwilliams9467
    @saiwilliams9467 2 місяці тому

    I love this channel ❤

  • @crypticghost21
    @crypticghost21 3 роки тому +9

    2:45
    Roger, if you're not proud for taking fudge, than why do you do it?
    Now I kinda want fudge. 😋

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming 3 роки тому +1

      Me: come on Roger we all know you’re very proud of everything you do

  • @DavidGarcia-lg9pu
    @DavidGarcia-lg9pu 4 роки тому +10

    You forgot the one when he stole a kid's bicycle

  • @rerolero
    @rerolero 3 роки тому +7

    1:25 where his eyebrows gone tho?!

  • @sflaningam7680
    @sflaningam7680 3 роки тому +3

    For those wondering, the song playing on the boombox in the alley scene at 0:33 is Mambo No. 5.

  • @fallen_rain5295
    @fallen_rain5295 3 роки тому +3

    NO I DONT HAVE THE RECIEPT ITS THE FLOOR MODEL LMAOOO

  • @simtexx791
    @simtexx791 4 роки тому +10

    I’m sure there was a lot more times when roger stole things...

  • @baphomethasmed3861
    @baphomethasmed3861 4 роки тому +5

    Roger needs his own prequel

  • @jbcarsvids4128
    @jbcarsvids4128 3 роки тому +3

    That intro is legendary

  • @Tired_leopard
    @Tired_leopard 3 роки тому +1

    Your intros are always epic 🤣🤣

  • @SarahAlyssa
    @SarahAlyssa 4 роки тому +2

    a dog named pepper

  • @andrewgarrett1356
    @andrewgarrett1356 2 роки тому +2

    I just noticed that Pepper only has three legs. Poor doggie.

  • @keenbaker-dias1137
    @keenbaker-dias1137 3 роки тому

    Love your intro to these shorts

  • @AbletonRinzler
    @AbletonRinzler Рік тому +2

    0:11
    You know damn well I stole it.

  • @AndrewUchiha4747
    @AndrewUchiha4747 4 роки тому +18

    0:24 HAHAHAHAHA. Goes back to complain about the price of a camera he stole! Oh my gosh why!? 😂🤣

  • @dudewatt
    @dudewatt 4 роки тому +71

    I sure hope you survive copystrikes

    • @adrianb2232
      @adrianb2232 4 роки тому +4

      Hobbs Finster how do you think he does it

    • @dudewatt
      @dudewatt 4 роки тому +1

      Tbs likes his comps(?)

    • @adrianb2232
      @adrianb2232 4 роки тому +4

      Hobbs Finster lol thats a possibility. they are pretty good tbf

  • @bluorion4360
    @bluorion4360 3 роки тому +3

    Plot twist :
    People steal from Roger
    " That Polish guy at the Hostel is going to seal my towel, I just know it "

  • @soumilsingh8530
    @soumilsingh8530 4 роки тому +9

    I read the title as Roger Sterling.

  • @johnathanpeyton
    @johnathanpeyton 3 роки тому +3

    2:10 was the best

  • @immagonko4261
    @immagonko4261 Місяць тому

    The annoyed "Can I finish my story, please" lmao

  • @keneogbechie4960
    @keneogbechie4960 4 роки тому +3

    Roger is a smooth criminal

  • @nickkruger7962
    @nickkruger7962 4 роки тому +4

    Roger is hilarious.

  • @justinlawrence2889
    @justinlawrence2889 4 роки тому +2

    He's not proud of stealing fudge but does it anyways

  • @Ray-pm1jy
    @Ray-pm1jy 3 роки тому +3

    If you listen closely you can really here Seths Peter voice on Rodger lol

  • @EPGamer22
    @EPGamer22 4 роки тому +3

    Glad they stop wheel and the legman

  • @bartman898
    @bartman898 3 роки тому

    Secret tunnel to the fudge shop.

  • @nagaking07
    @nagaking07 Рік тому +1

    Only Roger would complain about a price for an item he stole.

  • @tacoclaus8168
    @tacoclaus8168 2 роки тому

    I can’t believe he didn’t just steal the faberge egg

  • @fredflintknock32
    @fredflintknock32 3 роки тому +3

    2:29 topped it off with ga... who is he tryna be? Trevor Phillips? O_o

  • @user-ld7lp5oy1i
    @user-ld7lp5oy1i 4 місяці тому

    "Pepper is stolen" after just saying he bough it with the money he made, classic Roger 🤣

  • @jgxrt988
    @jgxrt988 4 роки тому +5

    1:58 el chavo del ocho's head is on the wall

  • @nachofrieslover5398
    @nachofrieslover5398 3 роки тому +1

    He also stole..are hearts

  • @dillonfordyce8243
    @dillonfordyce8243 4 роки тому +4

    In my opinion roger is the real mvp of this show

  • @terrywmarshall
    @terrywmarshall 4 роки тому +3

    Roger is the best and worst of all of us

  • @rtozier2011
    @rtozier2011 4 роки тому

    I wish I had a musical device filled with ABBA songs.

  • @himdotcom
    @himdotcom 3 роки тому +23

    Why do people keep saying "you forgot?" Roger has stolen WAY too many times to fit in a UA-cam video without ad rolls.

  • @psycoticcinnomonbun1804
    @psycoticcinnomonbun1804 3 роки тому +1

    I like how he has no conscience

  • @sammiepittman3130
    @sammiepittman3130 3 роки тому +3

    I feel like this video should be longer lol

  • @cs512tr
    @cs512tr 4 роки тому

    I watch these for the awesome intro

  • @ryvr.
    @ryvr. 4 роки тому

    Knowing Roger I wouldn't eat his "fudge"

  • @whyyoulidl
    @whyyoulidl 3 роки тому +1

    MORE!

  • @fireskullbro6358
    @fireskullbro6358 3 роки тому +1

    Pepper looks pissed

  • @justjokinntokin5474
    @justjokinntokin5474 3 роки тому +1

    0:01
    License plate
    Bignlng
    Me:😂😂😂😂

  • @connorwilliams5785
    @connorwilliams5785 Рік тому

    Ah, you know damn well I stole it

  • @oliverhood1732
    @oliverhood1732 5 місяців тому

    Looks like Stan passed out drunk

  • @mgr_video_productions
    @mgr_video_productions Рік тому

    Roger Smith also steals the show.

  • @999madgamer
    @999madgamer 4 роки тому +3

    Clearwater?
    Clearwater Florida?
    I've been there and its mostly parties on holidays. Great place, didn't know they make faberge eggs.

    • @matt13r1
      @matt13r1 Рік тому

      Especially worth $79,000

  • @MariaReina-ez2yr
    @MariaReina-ez2yr 24 дні тому

    2:13 He Scared Me!!!😂😂😂

  • @dayvin408
    @dayvin408 4 роки тому +10

    Forgot the one where Roger plays a tape from a voice recorder of him firing Hailey from his lounge then it continues clearly indicating that he hit the store clerk and took off with said voice recorder

  • @leavemealone802
    @leavemealone802 2 роки тому

    Oh God remember when Spotify wasn't a thing?
    Dark times

  • @xino2152
    @xino2152 11 місяців тому

    I want want that folding chair

  • @Maw0
    @Maw0 4 роки тому

    Roger is just. He IS the fucking show. Just name the show Roger.

  • @thefoxtrotter0130
    @thefoxtrotter0130 4 роки тому

    When Stan spat out the wine roger said nitroglycerin which if I got it right should have blown up

  • @simoneichler7320
    @simoneichler7320 4 роки тому

    I Love Rolly and the Legman

  • @peepa47
    @peepa47 4 роки тому +2

    Pepper is stolen :-D

  • @tittygobbler9527
    @tittygobbler9527 3 роки тому

    As of right now this video has 666k videos and I love it

  • @MrSiLenTb88
    @MrSiLenTb88 4 роки тому

    Roger is so underrated

  • @naheemlewis7616
    @naheemlewis7616 Рік тому

    I not here to steal anything