I have UA-cam Red and I've never pulled my phone out of my pocket listening to off-topic faster than when it sounded like Ryan was taking his pants off
Wow, when you can see their legs so clearly, it is SHOCKING how much farther down Geoff's legs go than Jeremy. I mean, I know making fun of Jeremy's height is old hat by now, but WOW, it really stands out when they're sitting.
I was in the crowd at RTX when they filmed episode 32, and my oh my was it a glorious way to end that weekend. *Michael at the beginning, completely sober:* "What the fuck are we supposed to talk about? This panel is 2 hours long, who the fuck ever heard of a 2 hour long panel?" *Michael, about an hour and a half in and near-black-out-drunk on moonshine:* "YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABY RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND"
@ 1:59:50...Jeremy is talking about having something playing that you forgot about and suddenly hearing a voice. Late one night my daughter's furbies (3) just randomly started laughing. I probably jumped a foot out of my seat and it took a good 10 minutes for my heart to stop racing...and another 10 for me to calm down enough not to jump at every little sound. XD
Except in the case of Heroes and Halfwits, that show actually DOES just barely make enough views to be worth it. But, they love doing it, and their fans are dedicated, so they keep it going.
I think it's one of those things where it had a pretty significant drop off, where the early episodes have a pretty large viewership, some episodes are even close to a million, but the more recent ones; even ones that have been out for quite some time; have just a fraction of that viewership. I myself am behind on the last season. But they've also said that they personally have so much fun producing the show that they would have to get pretty much no viewership at all to can it. They're not TOTALLY out either, they still pull in a couple hundred thousand a video. It still outperforms AHWU (granted the budget is significantly higher).
70% of this podcast was just add reads and the hype guy XD Someone hire that guy to join AH the moment of "Add reads, Ohh YEAH!!!" was the funniest part of it ever haha
1:00 jeremys butt story, HQ scam(?) 3:40 anyone won? Trevor hq shout-out, whats happening 4:09 ryan on to it 5:15 he has to fill time, so do we 6:40 geoffs out moving on- 8:00 HQ end
Honestly, you can tell those two have a great relationship. My relationship is the same way. If you make jabs at each other on a regular basis but you both know you're just playing around, then you rarely ever actually fight about things.
The Wrestler in the top hat and full get up that challenged Jeremy in Kansas city is Cornelius Wyverstone. If they do some how decide that tag match or any match I would use him as much as possible.
lindsay the bringer of chaos jones is one of the random people ive ever seen in my life and shes fucking hilarious XD i know their promoting the overcooked video but i must see it now :) (i dont watch on the spot though and i feel like they shit on it constantly so people watch it)
Also, Geoff already slipped up on the last Off Topic if I'm correct and that the Haunted House is in Rhode Island. I'm just basing that off the fact he said "a haunted house in Rhode Island". He could just be using that as an example though
Well Michael, you have to go to the places where the ghosts are dangerous; it's the same with people! You don't scream and have a fight with a calm group of people. You go to where the streets are shady and looking for trouble.
LEARN BY DOING
and everyone knew INSTANTLY what jack was referring to lmao
I don’t fucking get it I’m ashamed
@@cnaaawd The Salt Raid
pro tip : watch movies on Flixzone. Been using them for watching lots of of movies these days.
@Marcus Jaxson Yea, I have been watching on Flixzone} for since december myself :)
Of course Ryan’s first nanny was hunted by the police 😂
and then later by him
Dhaval Bhawani lolllll!!!!!
Yeah, he probably put out the hit
2:01:40 "which one are you, Always Open?" lol
"I'll grab taint!!"
Ryan Haywood~2018
Oh he did alright
THAT didn't age too well
This hype man needs to be hired like now. Holy shit he's amazing.
He just added that little bit to this that made it fucking perfect. Haven't laughed at a podcast this much in a while.
"drink that fucking beer lil j!" i lost it
Riffels Normally I can't stand people yelling in the crowd but that dude was on point the entire podcast.
"PATTERNS?! OH SHIT!" had me in stitches xD
akakiryuushin timestamp? I can't find it😂
1 hour 31 mins
Oh my god everything about the shorts. And everything after, I can't wait for the overcooked video. Ryan is already struggling just talking about it.
I have UA-cam Red and I've never pulled my phone out of my pocket listening to off-topic faster than when it sounded like Ryan was taking his pants off
Jesús Trejo I've never clicked over to another tab so fast haha.
Oh this aged like milk
@MR.CLAW97 i think a lot of fans fed his ego. looking back when he started losing weight, the thirst tweets and posts probably wasn’t the best idea.
Jeremy always knows what stories to tell, when to tell them, and how to deliver them.
They should get paid extra when Geoff does the ad read.
Man I love when they all just talk over each other. It's fantastic
That Felix Gray ad-read was amazing.
Jack: "Learn while doing Ryan, learn while doing, just go."
Audience: "Ohhh"
Jeremy’s comment about the cats wanting to be a little too involved is so ridiculously true. It’s even worse when they can open doors
“I made a video, you would have made a waste of time” Ryan is a crease
Wow, when you can see their legs so clearly, it is SHOCKING how much farther down Geoff's legs go than Jeremy. I mean, I know making fun of Jeremy's height is old hat by now, but WOW, it really stands out when they're sitting.
anybody else have to look twice @0:53 because it looked like Geoff's hand was on Jeremy's leg? lol
Aaaaagh so excited for Achievement Haunter.
Double here. My body is ready.
Will they upload it to youtube?
Probably not
Lonestoner It's going to be AMAZING i'm so excited.
I hope they don’t do it...
Literally going to become a First Member for Achievement Haunter. It's the final push I needed to stop being cheap.
This was one of the funniest Off Topics yet. I couldn't stop laughing, it was all too perfect.
41:54 Oh my god I love that guy in the crowd.
1:29:35 to 1:30:11 had me laughing way too hard, especially Jack yelling "bustin yer shiat"
Michael and Lindsay are so cute, i laughed hard when he was like "shes a freak!" Reminds me of my girl and I
Who else religiously watches the podcast every Sunday
Not religiously but as a supporter of AH.
i grade papers while i listen/glance up every now and then
Lol i should shamelessly promote my channel
Most of the time it's with dinner.
I start out on Sunday and I slowly watch the whole thing over the week
This podcast just devolved further and further into greatness
Hype Man was likely too drunk to remember anything, but my god he made this podcast ten times better.
I was very drunk lol
21:50 - Jack being pure savage! Laughed so hard!!
Michael is so drunk god bless
off topic 32 and 65 are still some of my favorite ones
I was in the crowd at RTX when they filmed episode 32, and my oh my was it a glorious way to end that weekend.
*Michael at the beginning, completely sober:* "What the fuck are we supposed to talk about? This panel is 2 hours long, who the fuck ever heard of a 2 hour long panel?"
*Michael, about an hour and a half in and near-black-out-drunk on moonshine:* "YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABY RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND"
This is by far my Favourite episode of Offtopic ever!!
Jeremy's rapping freestyle is always impressive to me, his closing rap was top notch!!!! :)
Hype guy was the best
Shoutout to the Hype Guy
Lol Thanks! They put the camera on my friend, but it was me sitting next to him I peaked the camera slightly. I was drunk off my ass!
Hype Guy!!!!
He had me dying lol. Props man.
up there with Moonshine guy and casually gives away 400$ guy
Shout out to Ryan's reference to DBZ Abridged with the "Maaaahogany" comment.
21:57 I was on Ryan's side in that argument but damn Jack got him good
"I also know liars."
Damnit Jeremy XD
@ 1:59:50...Jeremy is talking about having something playing that you forgot about and suddenly hearing a voice. Late one night my daughter's furbies (3) just randomly started laughing. I probably jumped a foot out of my seat and it took a good 10 minutes for my heart to stop racing...and another 10 for me to calm down enough not to jump at every little sound. XD
i’ve binge watched so much rwby and hearing lindsay i can hear the little ruby rose in her voice and it makes me so happy
I can sympathize with Ryan on the Overcooked videos. Just watching them stresses me out.
OMG YES, Thank you Geoff, 1:13 I'm not the only one who takes out and flips my phone like that! XD
2:03:20 and then a green and orange French bird flies in and kicks Kat out of the room and closes the door.
Drunk Michael is officially my favorite stand-up comedian when is Comedy Central giving him his own special
Oh man, I can't wait to see Lindsay in Overcooked.
"oh yeah? I also know liars." I feel like that was very underrated hope that ends up on a hembro edit one day.
Geoff was willing to take the roleplay of Akshay to a whole new level, that's commitment.
That fucking hype man fuggin made this podcast happen
I feel like all of Geoff's ad reads have a similar speech style of Rick and morty and it's hilarious
Can't wait to see them all in Achievement Haunter XD The RTX Presents has been fun and hope they do it again :)
my face hurt from laughing by the end of this
This podcast was hilarious, I don’t know why I stayed away from live podcasts so long
So..... a wrestling match between Jeremy and James Willems is kind of official? Please tell me it will be a thing!!!!!
Dude, Fucking Rimmy Tim vs James Angel? It'll be the fight of the the century!!
Greetings and welcome to another episode of......
GEEEEOOOFFFFF!!!!
Wth. what are we doing? lol
Jeremy has 3 cats and a Kat.
The last hour really escalated into lots of yelling and screaming and I loved it.
The hype guy has literally made my life
Why is this the best podcast I’ve ever seen in my life
Towards the end was like a car crash. It was hard to look at but I just couldn't stop
That synchronized Sunny reference by Micheal and Geoff lmao
Michael become Rick Sanchez after getting drunk and it's the funniest shit
The end of the Felix grey ad sounded like rick took over Geoff. It was perfect !!!
Wow a rap at the end followed by lindsay twerking is not what i expected XD
1:48:00 if anyone wants to see the fight
Jacob Manriquez tanks
The real MVP.
The ring conversation about hunting ghosts needs a RTAA please
000:54 Pause. Did anybody else get fooled by the optical illusion that Geoff had his hand on Jeremys knee?
that guy in the audience is the latest editor at the achievement hunter office
That table is gonna look amazing!
fucking hype man dude, hes awesome
IM S O GOD DAMN EXCITED FOR ACHIEVEMENT HAUNTER OHMYGOD
Damn that guy in the crowd was trying to steal the show haha
Their overcooked videos didn’t do bad views wise. I wonder why they said only 3 people will watch it
Except in the case of Heroes and Halfwits, that show actually DOES just barely make enough views to be worth it. But, they love doing it, and their fans are dedicated, so they keep it going.
I think it's one of those things where it had a pretty significant drop off, where the early episodes have a pretty large viewership, some episodes are even close to a million, but the more recent ones; even ones that have been out for quite some time; have just a fraction of that viewership. I myself am behind on the last season. But they've also said that they personally have so much fun producing the show that they would have to get pretty much no viewership at all to can it.
They're not TOTALLY out either, they still pull in a couple hundred thousand a video. It still outperforms AHWU (granted the budget is significantly higher).
I love how drunk the Jones’ got this episode
Fucking loved every damn minute of this. These are the type of friends I need.
70% of this podcast was just add reads and the hype guy XD Someone hire that guy to join AH the moment of "Add reads, Ohh YEAH!!!" was the funniest part of it ever haha
I'm still waiting on Jeremy powerbombing Cat animated
Shout out to the extra whistle at 0:00:12
How surreal. A full audience of people, watching a group of office friends drink around a table. What kind of modern art is this?
Jack fucking got Ryan with the Raid joke
That rap at the end was almost perfect
Someone please timestamp all the "Hype Man" moments. That guy's great
1:00 jeremys butt story, HQ scam(?) 3:40 anyone won? Trevor hq shout-out, whats happening 4:09 ryan on to it 5:15 he has to fill time, so do we 6:40 geoffs out moving on- 8:00 HQ end
8:40 pass the log
I absolutely love Michael and Lindsay’s relationship 😍
Amber Johnston "Shut the fuck up" must make her melt
Honestly, you can tell those two have a great relationship. My relationship is the same way. If you make jabs at each other on a regular basis but you both know you're just playing around, then you rarely ever actually fight about things.
Drunk Michael is best Michael lol.
Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse:
Hype Guy
Moonshine Guy
$400 Guy
Bus Wankers Guy
Makes me happy seeing Micheal drinking Shiner Bock, fucking love that drink
Ryan: Jack you're crap
Jack: I know
The Wrestler in the top hat and full get up that challenged Jeremy in Kansas city is Cornelius Wyverstone. If they do some how decide that tag match or any match I would use him as much as possible.
lindsay the bringer of chaos jones is one of the random people ive ever seen in my life and shes fucking hilarious XD
i know their promoting the overcooked video but i must see it now :)
(i dont watch on the spot though and i feel like they shit on it constantly so people watch it)
Jeremy v James, Elyse v Gavin & Lawrence v Jack rematch with Gus as special guest referee
1:32:56 my face when i overlook one small detail and it gets me killed in a video game after forgetting to save after HOURS of gameplay
Don't want a ghost to follow you into your home? Easy, just piss on the doorstep.
Thought you could change the intro song without me noticing huh? You are SADLY MISTAKEN!!
i am so psyched for achievement haunters
I don't believe in ghosts but I am so hyped for Achievement Haunter!
Also, Geoff already slipped up on the last Off Topic if I'm correct and that the Haunted House is in Rhode Island. I'm just basing that off the fact he said "a haunted house in Rhode Island". He could just be using that as an example though
Jeremy makes the ad reads worth it
Was there an extra whistle in the theme song?
Edit: I loved this.
Nathan Hummer I heard it too!
Sees title...
In the back, obviously!
Edit: 13:56 called it!
good lord why doesn't michael do standup
21:55 JACK!!!!!! XD
It was a little funny, but that's probably Jack's worst trait. He just doesn't let things go especially when it comes to Ryan.
When he said that, all I could think was "Oh Noooooo!!!!". xD
It was a beautiful reference.
Hire hype guy for every ad read
Downloaded HQ Trivia after hearing this podcast. Anyone else hear Scott give Geoff and Jack a shoutout tonight?!?! Pretty neat!
Geoff don't clamp your balls! Did Aakshay teach you nothing?!?!
Well Michael, you have to go to the places where the ghosts are dangerous; it's the same with people! You don't scream and have a fight with a calm group of people. You go to where the streets are shady and looking for trouble.