POV: Velma Has A Panic Attack

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  • @Classified_rA9
    @Classified_rA9 Рік тому +5924

    Even Daphne in this video has more personality than the entire cast of the Velma show

  • @Ink_Addict93
    @Ink_Addict93 Рік тому +10258

    The “Stinky Jinkies” line alone is funnier than the entirety of the actual show😂😂

    • @serjburj8506
      @serjburj8506 Рік тому +44

      Lost it as soon as I heard that

    • @PixelLife101
      @PixelLife101 Рік тому +49

      I thought he said the "stinky chinkies"

    • @kohotokun
      @kohotokun Рік тому +13

      Watch them steal that

    • @sweptapostle2473
      @sweptapostle2473 Рік тому +65

      I bet you're wondering if I gotta arby's beef and cheddar between my legs

    • @Slapnuts9627
      @Slapnuts9627 Рік тому +11

      @@PixelLife101 Gone racist

  • @gmodplayerxd6886
    @gmodplayerxd6886 9 місяців тому +692

    No way the most replayed part is velma bending over 💀

  • @tangroro
    @tangroro Рік тому +2617

    Funny how in Ep 8 Velma actually faked panic attack and blackmailed Daphne into helping her because she's possessive, but then the show glorified it because Daphne has abandonment issues and likes her friend being possessive, that's seriously the plot

    • @PamIsley314
      @PamIsley314 Рік тому +124

      Big oof. I couldn't get past the first episode

    • @JT-mo2dp
      @JT-mo2dp Рік тому +97

      ​@@PamIsley314 I couldn't get past the trailer

    • @SirBiszkop
      @SirBiszkop Рік тому +38

      @@JT-mo2dp i couldn't even pass the trailer

    • @MirunaNero
      @MirunaNero Рік тому +32

      Y i k e s .

    • @FUnazis
      @FUnazis Рік тому +12

      Considering that the show glorifies racism, this is about what I'd expect.

  • @PrizMatex
    @PrizMatex Рік тому +73190

    MeatCanyon somehow managed to make a much more likeable *Velma*

    • @fatimapavon7787
      @fatimapavon7787 Рік тому +118

      💕💕💕

    • @mika0668
      @mika0668 Рік тому

      Stupid bots.

    • @Kryptnyt
      @Kryptnyt Рік тому +539

      We've definitely had much more likeable Velmas before

    • @sworddomo1951
      @sworddomo1951 Рік тому +207

      This could have been the trailer and worked better

    • @clonecommanderrex8542
      @clonecommanderrex8542 Рік тому +40

      @do not I don't trust this link I seen too many bots in this format

  • @Mayblesh
    @Mayblesh Рік тому +9075

    I love how there’s not really a horror spin on this it’s literally just to demonstrate how sad the Velma show is.

    • @lmao1660
      @lmao1660 Рік тому +321

      the show is horror itself

    • @zestywestyy--
      @zestywestyy-- Рік тому +10

      @Lady Tsunade hopeless

    • @uncle7162
      @uncle7162 Рік тому

      The whole idea of “Reverse Racism” is just rubbish. Why can Anyone who’s not white Attack White folks and it’s fine but when it’s reversed it’s a Hate Crime? It’s fine to be unique but bearing the sins and pains of your ancestors isn’t good for you as a human or is a valid argument for hate whatsoever. If people want coloured characters then write coloured characters and quick hint if you want them to be likeable knock off the underlying political message. Political correctness has gone too far. Now that people are in a legal sense equal. Theirs no valid arguments anymore so they knitpick I mean theirs still people starving and dying in Africa but you can’t blame whites for that so theirs no point in that it doesn’t effect them

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay Рік тому +53

      Stinky Jinkies was the only legit laugh I got of anything remotely related to that new show.

    • @nugget3878
      @nugget3878 Рік тому +1

      Yet this one is better

  • @glorbog
    @glorbog 5 місяців тому +272

    "...like a middle aged mans thumb" had me fucking dying. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Pinkywinkykinky
      @Pinkywinkykinky 8 днів тому

      what i'll now call my outtie 🐱

    • @glorbog
      @glorbog 8 днів тому

      @@Pinkywinkykinky you can't just say that and not show it 😂

  • @Devin_Jazzberry
    @Devin_Jazzberry 18 днів тому +47

    I like how she kept closing and opening the door, like she was hoping Velma would say the right word to turn her on, but instead she kept getting turned off until the love-meter was at zero.

  • @ennieminymoo6675
    @ennieminymoo6675 Рік тому +4071

    I'm creeped out at how MeatCanyon can now mimic Markiplier's voice almost perfectly

    • @jessiebloxie
      @jessiebloxie Рік тому

      man stfu bots

    • @mangor8543
      @mangor8543 Рік тому

      making fun of bots by being bots, if retards can learn how to code then so can anyone take this as motivation

    • @bendycheesegaming129
      @bendycheesegaming129 Рік тому +205

      What in riggedy roo is this reply section 💀

    • @RhinoHorn7
      @RhinoHorn7 Рік тому +120

      I can't tell if there are 4 bots in the comments or 1 bot and 3 trolls

    • @whosjoesquidwardgaming2009
      @whosjoesquidwardgaming2009 Рік тому +40

      @@RhinoHorn7 most of them are bots

  • @keithbishop4941
    @keithbishop4941 Рік тому +4745

    It's really shocking to hear Mindy Kaling's voice come out of Papa Meat so accurately. Truly one of the great impersonators of our time

    • @-_slug_-
      @-_slug_- Рік тому +86

      All jokes aside, Mindy legitimately seems like the type of person to use panic attacks, trauma or a bad history to justify horrible behavior.
      This MeatCanyon cartoon is basically how I expect Mindy to treat her friends after seeing her self insert Velma.

    • @germanoschefo
      @germanoschefo Рік тому +12

      this is the best roast i ever saw, but meatcanyon kinda made her in 1min 4sec better than the entire show did

    • @ryankokobones8324
      @ryankokobones8324 Рік тому +4

      Sounds like macho man Randy Savage lol

    • @ENJERUNEbutLIVE
      @ENJERUNEbutLIVE Рік тому +2

      wait was that papa meat? my god i didnt even noticed! such a talented man for sure

  • @NickDrinksWater
    @NickDrinksWater 7 місяців тому +86

    I love how every female character has a male voice lolol

  • @bolo2393
    @bolo2393 8 місяців тому +51

    The size of a middle aged mans thumb.
    Comedy gold

  • @rachel.0352
    @rachel.0352 Рік тому +9381

    I will never be able to express the immense fear I felt when Velma knocked her glasses off

    • @jflack6
      @jflack6 Рік тому +129

      You kept watching.

    • @Slycoop
      @Slycoop Рік тому +234

      Fr 😭 meat canyon had mercy on us this time but anything could have happened right there.

    • @sfigataa.69
      @sfigataa.69 Рік тому +21

      @@jflack6 it’s a joke 💀

    • @sirbenedict2519
      @sirbenedict2519 Рік тому +38

      OMG! YES! I LITERALLY PULLED AWAY FROM MY COMPUTER! I am actually glad that internet censorship exists.

    • @exosluckyone
      @exosluckyone Рік тому +30

      i was so sure meat would present us with the most abhorrent cheeks to ever exist

  • @lexsombersunrise
    @lexsombersunrise Рік тому +9372

    I love how this has more creativity and better jokes than the entirety of the actual show

    • @mastermelee2543
      @mastermelee2543 Рік тому +96

      there is talent out here man, why these folks arnt having money thrown at them is beyond me

    • @Machete87
      @Machete87 Рік тому +12

      yea they are totally paroding velma's les-be-friends angle between her n Daphne🤣😅😆

    • @ervinpucchi6951
      @ervinpucchi6951 Рік тому +25

      @@mastermelee2543 Blame nepotism, There is alot of it in the big business.

    • @esprero
      @esprero Рік тому

      same

    • @MasterOfTruck
      @MasterOfTruck Рік тому +1

      i wouldnt doubt this has more views than it too.

  • @BeanDar
    @BeanDar Рік тому +288

    All of these videos feel like those dreams where you can’t move and can’t help but just watch what happens.

    • @Z-Shooz
      @Z-Shooz Рік тому +6

      I'm fucking dying laughing at this comment

    • @3HorsemenOfMovingPictures
      @3HorsemenOfMovingPictures Рік тому +4

      Same, i can't imagine dreaming it like this😭😭😭

    • @ahmosel4901
      @ahmosel4901 5 місяців тому

      YES. 😢😢😭😭🤣🤣

  • @honeyypool
    @honeyypool Рік тому +32

    the way i begged daphne to close the door

  • @connorkirisaki5761
    @connorkirisaki5761 Рік тому +20910

    “You like what you see?” followed by a sad little fart. Artistic integrity right there

  • @cinematalks2794
    @cinematalks2794 Рік тому +17853

    These 2 minutes are far better than the entirety of the Velma show

  • @princessbri1435
    @princessbri1435 4 місяці тому +22

    Everytime i see a Arbys beef n chedder ad i think of this

  • @benjamincorbin887
    @benjamincorbin887 10 місяців тому +29

    As soon as she said “stinky Jinkies” I lost it. Now I’m on a final warning lol

  • @joshuasmith9807
    @joshuasmith9807 Рік тому +54026

    The sad part is this is actually more well thought out and created then the actual show

    • @strategery101
      @strategery101 Рік тому +480

      It’s unreal how terrible most movies and shows are today.

    • @ChiefCrewin
      @ChiefCrewin Рік тому +352

      I like how there's 1 comment and 6 bots here.

    • @MRRedits
      @MRRedits Рік тому +182

      All the bots from Penguinz0 comin here

    • @domomitsune5920
      @domomitsune5920 Рік тому +9

      Burn

    • @m0-m0597
      @m0-m0597 Рік тому +16

      true hahaha

  • @aviator860
    @aviator860 Рік тому +3724

    Your version of this show is better than the actual show by far

  • @dontsmokedoyourhomework9225
    @dontsmokedoyourhomework9225 Рік тому +208

    As someone with panic disorder, this is exactly how they play out. Thank you so much for spreading awareness to all of non mentally ill. ❤🙏

  • @LtColShingSides
    @LtColShingSides Рік тому +18

    "Bet it looks like an old man's thumb." Oh god, please save me, Im dying lol

  • @PeterSnores
    @PeterSnores Рік тому +3197

    Funny how according to Meatcanyon they rejected this scene yet it's 100x funnier than the rest of the show

    • @jschnei3
      @jschnei3 Рік тому +78

      I couldn't tell if he was joking about that. Did he really create this for the actual show?

    • @Joey7Z7Horror
      @Joey7Z7Horror Рік тому +151

      Who tf programmed a “self aware” bot calling our people who make fun of bot comments

    • @KryptoKn8
      @KryptoKn8 Рік тому +39

      @@Joey7Z7Horror well, if it gets people to click on the links (thus generating money) someone oughtta do it eventually. At this point I ignore everyone calling the bots out and every single YT vid link that wasn't specifically asked for (like someone asking for source to some music or whatever). Helps ya avoid the garbage if you pre-tune your brain to skip comments with YT links in them

    • @swillieplays
      @swillieplays Рік тому +18

      Lol I thought he was serious until it played
      Clearly he was joking dude
      How very gullible lol

    • @NStarks007
      @NStarks007 Рік тому +17

      This man said "stinky jinkys" I'm fucking dead

  • @LuckEZClap
    @LuckEZClap Рік тому +6029

    its funny to realize that this 1 minute animation parody of meatcanyon manages to be 50x better than an entire 30 minutes episode of velma's show 💀

    • @VoodooMansion
      @VoodooMansion Рік тому +5

      It's funny that now y'all actually care about Velma. Y'all weren't worried about her UNTIL her show came out. Stop acting like you are a fan.

    • @Dan_Kanerva
      @Dan_Kanerva Рік тому

      @@VoodooMansion new adaptation of Dragon Ball comes out . Goku is a white midget that turns into a roach and is a fvckboy . Fanbase obviously starts to hate him . Newfrogs come out and say "yoU weRe neVer a fAn if u doNt likE dis sHow duuuud" and act like they are the "real fans".
      Stop acting like you are saying anything here. Just go back to Twitter to keep defending this trash show

    • @hardanalljr.3138
      @hardanalljr.3138 Рік тому +35

      30 minutes you mean the whole season

    • @kilcitykitty
      @kilcitykitty Рік тому +4

      because what they did to velma and shaggy is a joke

    • @grugnotice7746
      @grugnotice7746 Рік тому +14

      It's because Meatcanyon doesn't try as hard to be awful as they do. He does try, and he does succeed, but nobody can match their determination to destroy beloved properties, not even the creator of A Regrettable DBZ Cartoon.

  • @richardgatling4663
    @richardgatling4663 7 місяців тому +10

    I prefer these type of videos over the scary stuff.

  • @MalBeats
    @MalBeats 8 місяців тому +3

    Sounds like Carl from Aqua teen hunger Force

  • @MrBooshot
    @MrBooshot Рік тому +15737

    Crazy that this is the tamest MeatCanyon video

    • @Koppu1doragon
      @Koppu1doragon Рік тому +290

      I mean yeah I don't think I'll ever forget the jawbreaker episode.

    • @thedarkestblue5455
      @thedarkestblue5455 Рік тому +161

      Well all that horror is already in Velma show, if he add more we'll get nightmares that last eternity

    • @fatimapavon7787
      @fatimapavon7787 Рік тому +6

      ♥️

    • @soupeternal3784
      @soupeternal3784 Рік тому +12

      this is not

    • @Tkdbar
      @Tkdbar Рік тому +5

      He needs to make money

  • @ValkyrUser
    @ValkyrUser Рік тому +5279

    When the glasses dropped I immediately began to fear for my eyeballs. You just never know how far a MeatCanyon animation will go

    • @Terpenesteve
      @Terpenesteve Рік тому +10

      hahaha I just wrote the same thing! we almost died hahahahahahah MCanyon never doesn't make me laugh my arse off hahaha

    • @strawberrytiramisu
      @strawberrytiramisu Рік тому +16

      Your pfp matches the comment lmao

    • @Kawmbat
      @Kawmbat Рік тому +2

      The worst one yet. Too short also

    • @violetpuddins
      @violetpuddins Рік тому +3

      I’d thought I’d see a lot…..more but fortunately meat has spared our eyes for a day

    • @ziara5629
      @ziara5629 Рік тому

      fgy you

  • @HueMann-ps7qd
    @HueMann-ps7qd 10 місяців тому +6

    When the door opened and the voice was a middle aged man i died

  • @honeysucle10
    @honeysucle10 8 місяців тому +9

    "I bet your bean is bigger than a scooby snack" Oh my god, I'm dying. X'D I love how you can make the most creatively creepy thing so absolutely hilarious. Tis truly a gift.

  • @MoonWielder
    @MoonWielder Рік тому +3394

    Congratulations, Meatcanyon! You were able to make a version of Velma that is 100x better than the *newer* one.

  • @Flashgitz
    @Flashgitz Рік тому +3618

    brave and courageous

  • @Luuute
    @Luuute 4 місяці тому +7

    I wish Velma was like this in the show
    Current Velma has a page on the villains wiki ffs

  • @l0rdapophis
    @l0rdapophis Рік тому +2167

    I sincerely hope Mindy sees this and knows that this got more laughs than her entire series 🤣

    • @jschnei3
      @jschnei3 Рік тому +21

      Apparently it was created for the actual show at Mindy's behest, but rejected for inclusion. I assume Velma's studio paid him for it.

    • @EyanBradley
      @EyanBradley Рік тому +34

      I don't think she would care. She said, "If people freak out, I don't care." Although it would be hilarious if they cancelled the show and she got mad about it on twitter.

    • @anotherrandomguy8871
      @anotherrandomguy8871 Рік тому +8

      @@EyanBradley shit, replace Daphne in this video with a hot tv actor, and Mindy won’t see anything wrong here upon seeing this video.

    • @EyanBradley
      @EyanBradley Рік тому

      @@ladytsunade2864 ????

    • @carlosfer2201
      @carlosfer2201 Рік тому +6

      is her show even supposed to get laughs? Feels like it's purpose it to raise tempers

  • @loveypudgy3597
    @loveypudgy3597 Рік тому +13247

    This is so creepy but still better than the actual show 🤣

    • @pyroblade452
      @pyroblade452 Рік тому +88

      This is random, probably weird, and totally unrelated, but I have a cat named Pudge.

    • @spankbuda5760
      @spankbuda5760 Рік тому

      Yep, just as creepy as females in reality who have over sexualized Velma into being a degenerate nerd. I've never seen so many harlot Velma's on Halloween and on webcams.

    • @loveypudgy3597
      @loveypudgy3597 Рік тому +40

      @@pyroblade452 I used to have a pug name Pudgy lol

    • @primitive7634
      @primitive7634 Рік тому +1

      LMfao! Love me some plump meatybox!! That droopy roast beef is the best! The cheesier the better!! Love that droopy meatbox dripping

    • @primitive7634
      @primitive7634 Рік тому

      I just love some plump meatybox! The sloppier the better! Nice plump sloppymeatbox is where it’s at!! Pull and stretch it all over and the way it wraps around ur Helmet like a moist warm blanky is just fkn unreal! You have no idea! Just wraps around the beanbag when you’re bobbing for cervix!

  • @Fyodorspetrat
    @Fyodorspetrat 5 місяців тому +4

    cant imagine the fun id have voice acting this

  • @devonrumsey2891
    @devonrumsey2891 2 місяці тому +2

    Arby's beef and chedder between legs... Velma been down the road and back 😂

  • @dtay8913
    @dtay8913 Рік тому +2690

    Unironically 100% better than the actual Velma series.

    • @whereheattho
      @whereheattho Рік тому

      U didn’t even watch the video like leecher

    • @whereheattho
      @whereheattho Рік тому

      U didn’t even watch the video like leecher

    • @jessicapage2218
      @jessicapage2218 Рік тому +8

      @@whereheattho this is the pot calling the kettle black. The video is 140 his comment is 2 minutes old, I'm no math wiz but that seems to check out.

    • @desertman88
      @desertman88 Рік тому

      Naw man your right

    • @Vsauce596
      @Vsauce596 Рік тому +2

      As somebody who hasn't watched it I agree

  • @knova7597
    @knova7597 Рік тому +4518

    You’ve accurately depicted Velma from the pov of a normal person.

    • @ToeGripper9988
      @ToeGripper9988 Рік тому +218

      A normal person would've called the cops three seconds in and locked all windows and doors in under two minutes

    • @datachu
      @datachu Рік тому +19

      Accurate lmao

    • @overlord5032
      @overlord5032 8 місяців тому +8

      ​​@@ToeGripper9988meh I would say 1min and 20 seconds they will need to recover from the shock

    • @divine555
      @divine555 7 місяців тому +1

      As someone who unironically enjoys the Velma show I agree

  • @1federator
    @1federator Рік тому +20

    the words "stinky jinkies" are better than the whole velma show

  • @AdrielDoesGaming
    @AdrielDoesGaming Рік тому +43

    This is incredibly weird, yet still better than the actual Velma show

  • @ivon1671
    @ivon1671 Рік тому +3869

    "Use the tools you got to solve this mystery for the both of us"
    The best line.

    • @MarkHerrera24
      @MarkHerrera24 11 місяців тому +62

      Nah, the best line was; “Dem stinky jinkies”

    • @ElectronicDust636
      @ElectronicDust636 6 місяців тому +13

      ​@@MarkHerrera24 "but the panic attacks!" Did it for me

    • @duckheadbob
      @duckheadbob 14 днів тому +1

      It's CLEARLY "you got a tongue like an ol hound dog"

  • @phnargg
    @phnargg Рік тому +9741

    The little freakouts when she’s about to close the door are so well acted, I laugh every time

    • @limorapp
      @limorapp Рік тому +52

      😂 was just about to highlight that too, wait wait

    • @mcdanky9461
      @mcdanky9461 Рік тому +17

      Fr 😂

    • @jamesb1988
      @jamesb1988 Рік тому +70

      "Wait hold on HOLD ON, just wait!"

    • @Human_01
      @Human_01 Рік тому

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      .............................
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      ...............................
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      Lastly, ISFJ are notorious for impersonating other people's identities IRL and on the internet; while ESFJ-9W1 superficially appears like an ENFJ, they have different 'neurology' and psychology. Both XSFJ are superficial by nature and perceive reality at face-value/surface level.
      SUMMARY
      Evil personality: 'ESFJ' (ALL), ESTJ (Cluster-b), ISFJ-2W1 (covert-narc/enabler). ESFJ-9W1 superficially resembles ENFJ; different 'neurology' and psychology.
      [Secretly] Evil and narcissist-friendly gunts/flying-monkey: ISFP (ALL), ESFP (ALL), and ISFJ (2W1 enable ESFJ).
      ☝️ALL of them are secretly emotionally-disturbed, hence their need to create conflict as a distraction (at other people's expense, truly evil).
      Spread the word! Thank you.
      ___________
      Research ref: Raudha Athif, Ghislaine Maxwell, Marilyn Monroe, Karen, ESFJ-narcissists, ESFJ-neurology, Gaslighting, Amber Heard, Fake feminism, Rising of a shield hero (Malty-'ESFJ'; XSFX spread disinformation online. ISFJ is the main culprit, i.e. ISFJ largely perceive things on the surface level, and with malicious intent ISFJ impersonate others). Please research 'Brood-parasitism’- XSFJ natural psychology.
      ///End.

    • @jorgejorge8878
      @jorgejorge8878 Рік тому +15

      Exactly. Pure gold.

  • @MistromLuthane
    @MistromLuthane Рік тому +3

    I cant stop watching this one

  • @table3752
    @table3752 7 місяців тому +2

    Not the sad little toot💀✌🏻👹

  • @Nate-pm4dp
    @Nate-pm4dp Рік тому +2803

    The "Arbys beef n' cheddar" moment when Velma bent over on the ground for her glasses, had me immediately choking up and dying

    • @seg162
      @seg162 Рік тому +57

      Out of laughter or unmitigated disgust?

    • @1kokokala10
      @1kokokala10 Рік тому +56

      @@seg162 horniness

    • @bort5448
      @bort5448 Рік тому +45

      "bet it looks like a middle-aged man's thumb" was when I lost it

    • @Someguy_watchin
      @Someguy_watchin Рік тому +24

      Funny as hell, but I can never see a Arby’s sandwich the same anymore

    • @shanerooney7288
      @shanerooney7288 Рік тому +31

      0:44 "like what you see" * *squelch* *

  • @xanderjacques5642
    @xanderjacques5642 Рік тому +7336

    When you realise MeatCanyon can write a character better than the actual maker of the show.

    • @E.................
      @E................. Рік тому +52

      Aight bro we get it why tf you all saying the same thing with different words😭☠️

    • @fartkerson
      @fartkerson Рік тому +37

      @@E................. When you realize people realize that you're rewriting comments.

    • @E.................
      @E................. Рік тому +3

      @@fartkerson real

    • @Jabberwocky818
      @Jabberwocky818 Рік тому +7

      @@E................. Weird.. Almost like everyone is sharing likeminded opinions.. Not everyone reads the entire comment section before posting their own...

    • @E.................
      @E................. Рік тому +1

      @@Jabberwocky818 I'm ngl bruh, I honestly don't care this isn't gonna change my comment or my opinion of the repeated comment🤦🏾

  • @callmecalamity
    @callmecalamity 9 місяців тому +3

    That is the thinnest door ive ever seen

  • @valibaimoukhametov6795
    @valibaimoukhametov6795 8 місяців тому +3

    Gives meat canyon a whole new meaning

  • @mikewatkinson1996
    @mikewatkinson1996 Рік тому +2184

    I love how she always ABOUT to shut the door, but keeps listening almost every time. This is definitely one of the grosser weirder ones lmao

    • @durere
      @durere Рік тому +14

      You don't watch a lot of this channel do you?

    • @mikewatkinson1996
      @mikewatkinson1996 Рік тому +6

      @@durere absolutely do. I find more of them to be disturbing horror plots or whatever. This is the first one that i was like ....ugh...gross... Mightve been thay Arbys reference lmao

    • @MaximusDream78
      @MaximusDream78 Рік тому

      @Rick Owens Your mom

    • @uberrobi
      @uberrobi Рік тому +13

      @@mikewatkinson1996 why is that? Nothing better looking than a sat on doner kebab with extra meat and a Bean the size of a Scooby snack. Arbys is too juvenile, yknow, not enough stinky jinkees

  • @derflerp538
    @derflerp538 Рік тому +7273

    As a person with anxiety, this made me feel very represented in how I handle panic attacks

  • @tr0yp438
    @tr0yp438 Рік тому +4

    Man said "But the panic attacks"

  • @ketevision
    @ketevision Рік тому +66

    The fact that this isn't on prime time TV is an absolute joke of a crime 🐴

  • @cosmicdive
    @cosmicdive Рік тому +2867

    The true tragedy is the idea that this plot is more well-fleshed out and has a greater depth of character development than the actual show does.

    • @NNNNNNNNNAE
      @NNNNNNNNNAE Рік тому +11

      And I’m a minute and 40 seconds. This is truly a feat

    • @Verbalque17
      @Verbalque17 Рік тому

      The cartoon or is there a rebooted show?

    • @fartkerson
      @fartkerson Рік тому +23

      @@Verbalque17 There's a reboot called "Velma" and it's pretty fucking terrible. All the characters are rewritten and there's no Scooby Doo.

  • @Mirakuruuu
    @Mirakuruuu Рік тому +1898

    The amount of comedy in MeatCanyon's version is so much more vibrant than the darkness within the original

  • @rinakitty9283
    @rinakitty9283 Рік тому +20

    I will never look at a Arby's beef and cheddar the same way again

    • @saltycomet
      @saltycomet 11 місяців тому +1

      😂

    • @kooldisciple2498
      @kooldisciple2498 3 місяці тому +2

      you see it in the mirror every morning

    • @myiesha5947
      @myiesha5947 Місяць тому +2

      Matter of fact each time I see it I cry

  • @user-np2qg4dz6v
    @user-np2qg4dz6v 8 місяців тому +3

    welp, guess i aint gonna sleep tonight

  • @OfficialNinjaSkillz
    @OfficialNinjaSkillz Рік тому +1338

    I’m impressed by the amount of euphemisms he could crank out in under 2 minutes

    • @Yogi_Bear69
      @Yogi_Bear69 Рік тому +5

      youtube comment section be like... Just sad.

    • @syam8827
      @syam8827 Рік тому

      @Don't Read Profile Picture Done. Not only did I not read your name, I also reported you

    • @Yogi_Bear69
      @Yogi_Bear69 Рік тому

      @Ryan Lewis UA-cam is Google. they are likely too busy ki,lli,ng good companies to fix the ones that aren't de,ad yet.

  • @sup1602
    @sup1602 Рік тому +1600

    More heart was put into this small little animation than all of the writing that was done in Velma.

    • @armacham
      @armacham Рік тому +3

      If MC would just use chatgpt for his scripts like HBO is doing, he could have extended this idea into a 60-minute episode

    • @Otval_bashky
      @Otval_bashky Рік тому +5

      @did Meatcanyone is genius you're nothing

    • @sup1602
      @sup1602 Рік тому +1

      @@Otval_bashky Thats a bot I am pretty sure.

    • @Duamerthrax
      @Duamerthrax Рік тому +2

      That's not true. Mindy puts her heart and soul in her art. It's just that her heart and soul is ugly.

    • @no.1fan156
      @no.1fan156 Рік тому +1

      @@Duamerthrax I mean, Velma is literally just her self-insert, so I'd say it's vanity instead of passion for her craft. I agree with you tho.

  • @ThrillHouse666
    @ThrillHouse666 Рік тому +6

    Stinky Jinkies has become a very common saying for me 😂

  • @TraumaSandwich
    @TraumaSandwich Рік тому +7637

    As someone who had a panic attack a few days ago, this is exactly what I did. Thanks Mindy 🙏

  • @SilvaTheReal
    @SilvaTheReal Рік тому +1705

    This piece has more personality, mystery, voice acting, horror, writing, and quality than an entire season of Velma. Bravo 👏, you guys have done it again!

    • @leeman23664
      @leeman23664 Рік тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/s5g6tqzqiRE/v-deo.html Finally It’s here🤠

    • @zestywestyy--
      @zestywestyy-- Рік тому +3

      @lShowSрееd shorts 🅥 L

    • @truesoulghost2777
      @truesoulghost2777 Рік тому

      Don’t tell me you actually watched that show.

    • @thatcooldudeisawesome876
      @thatcooldudeisawesome876 Рік тому

      I don't think they need praise it's not hard to produce better

  • @Rapiantur
    @Rapiantur Рік тому +1

    Its really an addiction this videos, hate myself for loving them, i watch this on loop so many times

  • @Kerry-qe8ul
    @Kerry-qe8ul Рік тому +4

    I keep coming back to watch this it has me in stiches every time!

  • @gaspardp7314
    @gaspardp7314 Рік тому +1708

    Thinking of when Mindy Kaling explained she kissed another actor against his will and then threatened everyone to make sure no one talked about it, this version of Velma is quite accurate to her

    • @slamp3844
      @slamp3844 Рік тому +103

      ??? She did what?!

    • @LeoCRW
      @LeoCRW Рік тому +160

      I looked it up, seems to be true 😑

    • @animdoodle
      @animdoodle Рік тому

      Mindy is a bitch man, shame that actors such as her has life handed so easy without dealing with consequences ;-; Velma is literally just one of her sick fantasies but drawn and using Scooby doo

    • @dayx.bontrix5078
      @dayx.bontrix5078 Рік тому +70

      Poor guy

    • @ricky18redblack31
      @ricky18redblack31 Рік тому +39

      Not sure why she would bring that story up...
      maybe it's fake to put on for show and whatnut. Who knows, maybe this victim would come out and say that it's true.

  • @MultiBearsfan54
    @MultiBearsfan54 Рік тому +682

    The little “pfft” when she bends down 💀

  • @cynicalnoir2394
    @cynicalnoir2394 9 місяців тому +2

    “That’s cool I got mysteries to solve anyways”

  • @thomaskeyton7771
    @thomaskeyton7771 9 місяців тому +2

    This is the show summed up

  • @DrGamelove
    @DrGamelove Рік тому +1565

    The tiny poot killed me. Simple, eloquently timed and with a small bit of wetness. Bravo good sir.

    • @golderzoa
      @golderzoa Рік тому +69

      @did no

    • @golderzoa
      @golderzoa Рік тому +6

      @did i mean he's doing something right clearly since since you of all people hate him

    • @dangerface300
      @dangerface300 Рік тому +21

      @@golderzoa I am pretty sure both of those other commenters are bots.

    • @golderzoa
      @golderzoa Рік тому +1

      @@dangerface300 you are probably right but at least I'm wasting the bots time even if it's for 2 minutes time is time and it was wasted.

    • @golderzoa
      @golderzoa Рік тому

      @dream i don't think bots can make content only waste space and you are really a plague to all of our existence.

  • @SyndraEnjoyer
    @SyndraEnjoyer Рік тому +2866

    It’s always so hard to sit through these videos but they never disappoint 😂😂😂

    • @suburbanweekend
      @suburbanweekend Рік тому +56

      I am 100% disgusted and scared when I watch these but I can’t look away lol. Watching a meat canyon video is a lot like watching a gory horror movie.

    • @milesmojave8223
      @milesmojave8223 Рік тому +9

      It's a lot easier than watching Velma on HBO I'll tell you that much.

    • @suburbanweekend
      @suburbanweekend Рік тому

      @@milesmojave8223 cue * drum rimshot*

    • @nicotinedealer7653
      @nicotinedealer7653 Рік тому +2

      The dialogues in this one were so grotesque

    • @josesosa3337
      @josesosa3337 Рік тому +1

      I want meat canyon to do a reality tv style dbz parody where everyone is scared of goku and no one can stand up to him.

  • @Donovanhuntercarpenter
    @Donovanhuntercarpenter 9 місяців тому +1

    dude this made my skin crawl

  • @mykmcgrane
    @mykmcgrane 7 місяців тому +2

    The new reference each and every time were really the extra credit that gets this one the A+. 😅

  • @TheAssassin2299
    @TheAssassin2299 Рік тому +2147

    Incredible that you actually got Mindy Kaling to *come out and voice this character,* Papa Meat.
    With all the hate she's been feeling lately, I'm sure she appreciates the opportunity.

    • @1810jeff
      @1810jeff Рік тому +27

      She's gonna be need the jobs, she won't be getting many once all the cards have been delt.

    • @jojoreference1190
      @jojoreference1190 Рік тому +4

      699 like let me fix that

    • @yokingstream1005
      @yokingstream1005 Рік тому +5

      Fr her voice was in top form recording this

  • @asobimouryu9545
    @asobimouryu9545 Рік тому +1507

    You know you messed up when the actual show is still more disturbing than the meet canyon video. More power to you good Sir.

    • @K.A.L.T
      @K.A.L.T Рік тому +24

      Honestly from how the show started and is going wouldn’t be surprised if they did this

    • @ninjagamer1359
      @ninjagamer1359 Рік тому

      Dang for real? Actually makes me want to watch it 😂

  • @neoslayerpw8230
    @neoslayerpw8230 Рік тому +4

    i love how Velma's head just turns 360

  • @ashleejones586
    @ashleejones586 7 місяців тому +1

    “Solve this mystery for the both of us” 😂😂😂

  • @StinkyDangerBeans
    @StinkyDangerBeans Рік тому +576

    The character depth and emotion in the voice acting is unparalleled.

    • @justcj6708
      @justcj6708 Рік тому +1

      Your dad makes better videos oh wait he’s not home

    • @pumkin610
      @pumkin610 Рік тому

      The velma show couldn't parallel the side of a barn

  • @shatterpointgaming215
    @shatterpointgaming215 Рік тому +660

    Imagine making a parody better than the actual show with all those resources behind it.

  • @user-xw9fc8ft4q
    @user-xw9fc8ft4q 10 місяців тому +4

    when i first watched the video i didnt expect velma to have such a deep manly voice, adds more funny. i like it

  • @livvyluna33
    @livvyluna33 Рік тому +51

    You know it’s bad when a film about a Spanish cat does a better job at portraying panic attacks than this

    • @estebangutierrez160
      @estebangutierrez160 9 місяців тому

      Especially since the film is aimed towards children.

  • @eldonc0media
    @eldonc0media Рік тому +1433

    not even a minute of watching this and i can already tell that this is waaay better than the show itself

    • @Machete87
      @Machete87 Рік тому +1

      why don't he make more of this? i be so curious how it plays out.

    • @guitarmaniac004
      @guitarmaniac004 Рік тому +11

      I mean it's a pretty low bar to start with 😂

    • @Trixkstering_
      @Trixkstering_ Рік тому

      Pfp gang

  • @kalaun6246
    @kalaun6246 Рік тому +381

    This has more character development in two minutes than the two episodes we've seen of the actual show

  • @Blackenedwhiplash
    @Blackenedwhiplash 7 місяців тому +3

    Bro why did the fart make me laugh so damn hard? XDDD

  • @anthonyflinn3305
    @anthonyflinn3305 8 місяців тому +2

    A case of the stinky jinkies... OMG!

  • @spenzzz1
    @spenzzz1 9 місяців тому +2

    We need a part 2 of this, its fucking amazing 😂😂

  • @nicholaspark4165
    @nicholaspark4165 Рік тому +131

    0:46 Did...did she just cut the cheese??

  • @couchpotato8820
    @couchpotato8820 Рік тому +959

    It amazes me how MeatCanyon can make any show, any movie, extremely sexual and tense

    • @Blizz3112
      @Blizz3112 Рік тому +70

      And still make it less gross then the ACTUAL show... XD

    • @bananaboi9067
      @bananaboi9067 Рік тому +20

      And they still made it less sexual and gross then middys Velma show.

    • @jamesthomas9619
      @jamesthomas9619 Рік тому +4

      To be fair this particular show happened to be VERY sexually driven lmao

    • @crazypopcorn7801
      @crazypopcorn7801 Рік тому +1

      Actually! This is the first time he made a parody which is less sexual and gross than the original productions

  • @jojoGetBack
    @jojoGetBack 8 місяців тому +2

    damn this was only 7 months ago? This feels like national history

  • @camphope9344
    @camphope9344 7 місяців тому +1

    This is one of the funniest
    Things I’ve seen in my life. The man voice behind Velma is too good

  • @GunmarTheBlack
    @GunmarTheBlack Рік тому +312

    There's more emotion in Velma's voice in the first 20 seconds of this than the entirety of what's out now and probably far into season 2

  • @LakeofCrystalclan
    @LakeofCrystalclan Рік тому +1400

    This was incredibly uncomfortable to watch, and it's not only appropriate but fitting given the show itself. You're an absolute master at surreal parody and this just goes to show. 10/10.

    • @qty1315
      @qty1315 Рік тому

      "Can we all appreciate the amount of effort [Meat Canyon] puts into all of his videos?"

  • @PR1ME98
    @PR1ME98 10 місяців тому +3

    “Stinky jinkies”
    I thought i heard it all until this.

  • @tmcnairbledsoe
    @tmcnairbledsoe 5 місяців тому +1

    Took me this long to hear the Verne Troyer's head line. That was brilliant.

  • @geckohunter123
    @geckohunter123 Рік тому +281

    The way he doesn’t even REMOTELY change his voice is genius 😂

  • @ItsGurti
    @ItsGurti Рік тому +363

    "BUT THE PANIC ATTACKS-" Had me dying

  • @maleekking6708
    @maleekking6708 Рік тому +2

    Doctor: "All dreams have meaning"
    My dreams:

  • @epicghost1550
    @epicghost1550 8 місяців тому +5

    Stinky jinkies 😭

  • @bruhgage
    @bruhgage Рік тому +149

    1:00 hell nah I’m out