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  • @GinxZypher
    @GinxZypher 18 днів тому +260

    What do you call a chicken ghost?
    A poultrygeist

    • @TheChupacabra
      @TheChupacabra 18 днів тому +11

      Leave an extra pen out for Ginx, because we just got a new writer on the show

    • @thomaskuchulis2295
      @thomaskuchulis2295 18 днів тому +6

      BAM-A-LAM!

    • @JoHnAnDjAnEdOe81
      @JoHnAnDjAnEdOe81 18 днів тому +3

      You stole that from the Bettleguise cartoon back in the 90's. Its a great joke for sure.

    • @jimmypeeps8471
      @jimmypeeps8471 18 днів тому +4

      @@JoHnAnDjAnEdOe81 You think they invented that joke? LOL.

    • @__Andrew
      @__Andrew 18 днів тому +1

      There is a really crazy horror movie with that name.

  • @Jebuary127
    @Jebuary127 18 днів тому +194

    Haven't realized how long I've been watching this until the compilation lol. What a year of interviews

    • @fadew55
      @fadew55 18 днів тому +5

      Seen every single one

    • @ronmexico9631
      @ronmexico9631 18 днів тому +2

      Same

    • @DirtyDeeds403
      @DirtyDeeds403 16 днів тому

      Stop commenting... Ffs

    • @user4177
      @user4177 15 днів тому +1

      been waiting for him to interview the local drug dealer

  • @TawneeKendall
    @TawneeKendall 18 днів тому +108

    Let me tell you about my chickens. They're all chickens. 😂

  • @michaellechner3194
    @michaellechner3194 18 днів тому +60

    I am glad that Carl won't die of excitement anytime soon.

    • @Mr.Bob_Dobalina
      @Mr.Bob_Dobalina 18 днів тому +3

      I've heard his tail wags a little bit when he finds a good sudoku puzzle

    • @DirtyDeeds403
      @DirtyDeeds403 16 днів тому

      We can only hope for the opposite for you.

  • @Qurisx
    @Qurisx 18 днів тому +72

    "I wanna know if im talking to an idiot."LOL

    • @foxmustang80
      @foxmustang80 16 днів тому +1

      I'm kidding, but I'm not. 😂

    • @gking407
      @gking407 15 днів тому +1

      If you want a straight answer you ask a straight question! 😂

  • @shootingdio7200
    @shootingdio7200 18 днів тому +215

    I await for the compilation of “Have you shit your pants?”

    • @margueriterisley609
      @margueriterisley609 18 днів тому +5

      With the follow-up Q: Do you flush wipes?

    • @michaellechner3194
      @michaellechner3194 18 днів тому

      The only acceptable answer is "sure" !

    • @KantoKait
      @KantoKait 18 днів тому +1

      Or the shit talking about Dillan special!!

    • @_cb336
      @_cb336 18 днів тому +2

      While you’re editing, there’s an a you don’t need. Or a for. Editor’s choice ✌️

    • @JamesStLaker
      @JamesStLaker 18 днів тому

      ...As an adult. Important that Daniel gets to tell his history as an adult pants shitter

  • @azmousejockey
    @azmousejockey 18 днів тому +18

    Biggest revelation here was how much I really like all of Daniel’s shirts.

  • @YouBazinga
    @YouBazinga 18 днів тому +16

    "Horseshit! I have to learn stuff after I die?" 😂 I forgot that one

  • @Jenjenniferjenny
    @Jenjenniferjenny 18 днів тому +22

    My favorite rooster was killed 2 weeks ago. He did his job protecting his ladies from a hawk. I miss him, he had a lot of personality.

  • @deansthedevil1
    @deansthedevil1 18 днів тому +12

    "This is the hard evidence I've been looking for." Indeed.

  • @l0chj3ss
    @l0chj3ss 18 днів тому +8

    That edit at 23:35 was super smooth. Took my stone brained a second to realize it was a different guest.

  • @bacardibabebm
    @bacardibabebm 18 днів тому +34

    RIP Betty. May your show in sky be full of joy 🖤

  • @RevengeAvenger
    @RevengeAvenger 18 днів тому +26

    The painted chalk outline of a murdered chicken is comedy. And its signed
    -Hawk

    • @pxrays547
      @pxrays547 18 днів тому +1

      "GOLD! GOLD I say!" - Squirrel witness

  • @kroyhevia
    @kroyhevia 18 днів тому +17

    This is the only podcast I've watched every episode of. Love it

  • @upgradedeggaroll
    @upgradedeggaroll 18 днів тому +45

    this might be the most emotional I've ever seen you tosh. those must have been damn good omelettes

    • @jimmypeeps8471
      @jimmypeeps8471 18 днів тому +5

      Dude he straight up fought back full on crying on the episode of Tosh.0 that was dedicated to his dog that had recently passed away. It was super sad, almost made me cry. I get super emotional from pets dying too.

    • @EXPATditions
      @EXPATditions 17 днів тому

      He wasn't emotional at all 😂

  • @no_wegian
    @no_wegian 18 днів тому +25

    Love ya Tosh. Sorry for your loss, but such a great story. Please share the chalk outline when you get it done. RIP, Black Betty.

  • @jedwards1792
    @jedwards1792 18 днів тому +7

    What a great way to do a retrospective. And it reminded me how much I loved the snake lady.

    • @cheeseonyomama
      @cheeseonyomama 18 днів тому +1

      Way to out yourself as a headlights fan lol

  • @brettbannister5560
    @brettbannister5560 18 днів тому +11

    The chicken chalk outline is fucking hilarious

  • @LockedBreech
    @LockedBreech 18 днів тому +6

    Aw hell yeah, 30 minute old drop, Merry Christmas Eve Daniel and Eddie!

  • @sarahlowell3763
    @sarahlowell3763 13 днів тому +1

    Been here since the beginning... and this is the only pod I can say that for.

  • @joeycoleman5620
    @joeycoleman5620 18 днів тому +28

    The Toshticles are fired up for the pre-Christmas ep

  • @Blooeater
    @Blooeater 18 днів тому +14

    Nothing better than "I have no explanation" followed by "So it was a ghost" Just humans being humans

    • @pxrays547
      @pxrays547 18 днів тому

      "I have no idea what it was or even if it was, but I am going to put in a narrative explanation and believe in that narrative fully."

    • @tuesgayy
      @tuesgayy 16 днів тому

      Nah not humans being humans at all

  • @amandamilitzer2837
    @amandamilitzer2837 18 днів тому +3

    Tosh making my absolute year quoting “Better Off Dead.”

  • @cla3452
    @cla3452 17 днів тому +1

    Thanks guys for this, really needed it!

  • @EligorXL
    @EligorXL 18 днів тому +9

    You can tell who is close to Tosh by the level of disgust he has if the guest does believe in ghosts 😂

  • @bestkind123
    @bestkind123 18 днів тому +4

    Having a horrible xmas 😢 thanks for this to brighten up my day, your the best, merry christmas to everyone

    • @993GT3
      @993GT3 18 днів тому

      Merry Christmas! Hope your day perks up!

  • @somberzombie
    @somberzombie 18 днів тому +43

    I’m so sorry Daniel, rest in piece Betty

    • @Ralph_Roberts
      @Ralph_Roberts 18 днів тому +1

      Always a bummer to lose a critter you've gotten to know. I hope he thinks about it and no longer eats other chickens cause they have individual personalities too.

    • @rwrobinson370
      @rwrobinson370 17 днів тому

      Rest in pieces, Betty, at the tip of a hawk's beak. The beauty of God's love is in the food chain.

  • @ImSoooRad87
    @ImSoooRad87 18 днів тому +1

    Daniel always has great sweaters. Every single one of them is a winner.

  • @jarnold420ja
    @jarnold420ja 18 днів тому +2

    I’ve been watching all you reruns TOSH! OMG comedy gold!! Miss your show!!

  • @SarahR5338
    @SarahR5338 18 днів тому +7

    Chicken murder is the Christmas Eve story we didn’t know we needed.

    • @pxrays547
      @pxrays547 18 днів тому

      1st degree, it was planned.

  • @danielbeyer4973
    @danielbeyer4973 18 днів тому +2

    this is going to get me through my day.. from 1 Daniel to another thanks!

  • @footube666
    @footube666 18 днів тому +7

    That studio sure is cold.

  • @seattlesauce
    @seattlesauce 18 днів тому +5

    Great first question. Really tells you a lot about a person.
    "Hmmmm....let's see. I can't explain it, so....... ghosts!!" 🤣

    • @pxrays547
      @pxrays547 18 днів тому

      Aliens resent this explanation.

    • @pxrays547
      @pxrays547 18 днів тому

      Drones resent this response.

    • @pxrays547
      @pxrays547 18 днів тому

      "Fuck you drones" - Fairies.

  • @garyjenkins7249
    @garyjenkins7249 17 днів тому +2

    “ nothing is haunted and the Comedy Store is just dirty “. Merry Christmas

  • @66.6FMRadio
    @66.6FMRadio 18 днів тому +5

    Tosh is gonna get visited by THREE ghosts tonight

    • @pxrays547
      @pxrays547 18 днів тому

      Roster, Betty, and the Mud.

    • @rwrobinson370
      @rwrobinson370 17 днів тому

      Then, after that, Tosh will be visited by SEVEN ghosts the next night. Why? Combine the 3 & 7 = 37 = activating supernatural entities on the 37th parallel. Why? Why not. People are living in different realities with alternative facts and creating new mathematical equations. Everybody is doing their own research!

  • @jjextinguisher
    @jjextinguisher 9 днів тому

    “Get my mug off your table” lmao.. Daniel is a trip…

  • @RealAndySkibba
    @RealAndySkibba 18 днів тому +6

    Merry Christmas Daniel

  • @nighttrain1565
    @nighttrain1565 16 днів тому

    This is why this shows shines. It sticks to a prescription and I am surprised this is the first time you guys have made a compilation like this. The framework is always the same and there is so much to pull from you guys could do this for every segment and every question for every guest. Would be awesome.

  • @ralphrmillerjr
    @ralphrmillerjr 18 днів тому +1

    this exact question, and his simple reason, is why I tosh show

  • @KerrBB
    @KerrBB 18 днів тому +5

    I bought my wife a Carl shirt for Christmas and it just came in. Watched this episode with her just now and, well, I regret how much complaining I’ve been doing about how long it took the shirt to arrive.
    Christmas Morning Update: She did catch on.

  • @Qurisx
    @Qurisx 18 днів тому +2

    His reactions to the question crack me up

  • @paulweakley3440
    @paulweakley3440 18 днів тому +2

    This episode is the pinnacle of your career. Only down from here. Nice Job

  • @klbriceno1
    @klbriceno1 18 днів тому +10

    I honestly think Daniel can make anyone interesting. I bet if he interviewed a nobody that hasn't done anything.. he can make it interesting. I volunteer myself as tribute. lol.

  • @nathankinsella8832
    @nathankinsella8832 18 днів тому +2

    When they say owners look like their pets, I didn’t think it would apply to the chickens 😂

  • @jarnold420ja
    @jarnold420ja 18 днів тому +3

    Love the ghost questions!! Gotta start asking about aliens!

  • @augustusmilligan9244
    @augustusmilligan9244 17 днів тому

    Merry Christmas, Daniel!! Thank you for all of the laughter.
    I wanted to add a picture of Ricky from "Better Off Dead", but just imagine it.

  • @RobTaylorTraining
    @RobTaylorTraining 18 днів тому +5

    The ghost question's average response says something about the state of humanity.

    • @jeil5676
      @jeil5676 13 днів тому

      Bunch a nutjobs.

  • @HeyItsEmilyLove
    @HeyItsEmilyLove 18 днів тому +38

    Diggity dang it Daniel. I didn’t expect an upload today, but I’m happy to see it. Happy Festivus to all

    • @dickjoe
      @dickjoe 18 днів тому

      I'm here for the airing of grievances

    • @robertnewhart3547
      @robertnewhart3547 18 днів тому +4

      The rest of us.

    • @ReinkafFamily
      @ReinkafFamily 18 днів тому +1

      Isn’t Festivus on the 23rd?

    • @rikevans3348
      @rikevans3348 18 днів тому +2

      Festivus was yesterday

    • @pxrays547
      @pxrays547 18 днів тому

      @@rikevans3348 Sometimes it takes a while to air one's grievances.

  • @frang340
    @frang340 18 днів тому +4

    Feliz Navidad Daniel !

  • @glen7228
    @glen7228 14 днів тому

    I can't help it, I'm a fan of this guy. I've enjoyed his schtick since the first time I saw him, oh so long ago.

  • @Nick_Lavigne
    @Nick_Lavigne 18 днів тому +1

    I loved my chickens when I was a kid. They all had such distinct personalities. I will say that all our chickens got along old or new... Minus chickens having an obvious hierarchy.

  • @acat2383
    @acat2383 18 днів тому +2

    My favorite show ever.

  • @ShawnH_95
    @ShawnH_95 18 днів тому +1

    Every tuesday morning I enjoy this show with my coffee

  • @mikolflamino7968
    @mikolflamino7968 18 днів тому +1

    that christmas shit at the end killed me lmao

  • @hhunstad2011
    @hhunstad2011 18 днів тому +2

    Chickens are a trip. I love em.

  • @seantiz
    @seantiz 18 днів тому +7

    In memory of Black Betty.

  • @Wampiroh
    @Wampiroh 18 днів тому +1

    I've never thought I'd miss seeing a desk but here I am.

  • @IanICee
    @IanICee 18 днів тому +2

    What a great episode of "Only Murders in the Family"

  • @forrestnutter
    @forrestnutter 18 днів тому +1

    It's a Christmas eve miracle. Happy tosh Day

  • @metsrule
    @metsrule 17 днів тому +1

    How can Daniel not believe in ghosts?! He’s practically translucent! 😂 Happy holidays, Eddie rules!

  • @winniewallace4129
    @winniewallace4129 18 днів тому +2

    Getting to hear a better off dead quote from Daniel tosh is perfecr

  • @SureBuddy
    @SureBuddy 17 днів тому +3

    I really appreciate that chunk of new stuff at the start, on top of the compilation.
    I'd be happy either way, but it's kind of nice to get that little extra bit.
    That's the Tosh Show difference.

  • @christopherdelude9441
    @christopherdelude9441 17 днів тому +3

    Next time you do a compilation like this, add the episode title for each one. There's 1-2 that I missed, and a few that I would want to go back to, but i don't know any of these people's names. Thanks!

  • @nicholaskoenig3106
    @nicholaskoenig3106 18 днів тому +3

    Team No Ghosts here...WTH. People have lost their minds. 😂❤

  • @jaydub5515
    @jaydub5515 18 днів тому +1

    I can't believe you have had so many interesting guests. Good job sticking to your guns, Tosh

  • @rick454p
    @rick454p 18 днів тому +2

    I need a Chicken Ghost keychain.

  • @russellhorton-rr4zr
    @russellhorton-rr4zr 18 днів тому +1

    35 minutes long. I guess Tosh's Christmas present was leaving us wanting more.

  • @scott91575
    @scott91575 18 днів тому +1

    Tosh bringing back clip shows!

  • @ryanlemley4866
    @ryanlemley4866 18 днів тому +5

    I do not believe in ghosts, but now I do believe I realize how much of my life I'll never get back from listening to Tosh talk to crazy people that do.

  • @HeyBUB
    @HeyBUB 18 днів тому +3

    You should consider getting a rooster. They deal with hawks pretty well. Sorry about ur loss man.

  • @CFCRanger97
    @CFCRanger97 16 днів тому

    This montage makes me appreciate the new table so much. The old table was so tiny

  • @StreetSharts
    @StreetSharts 18 днів тому

    Really puts into perspective how many episodes have happened so far. Wild!

  • @johnseeley9316
    @johnseeley9316 18 днів тому +1

    Eddie’s little comments/responses are so funny. I don’t think I properly appreciated his contributions.

  • @HartlandOrchard
    @HartlandOrchard 18 днів тому +2

    This is strange. I just walked in from finding the exact same thing in my yard.

  • @Autistic_Internet_Slap_Fights
    @Autistic_Internet_Slap_Fights 16 днів тому

    I like tosh. he makes me laugh. his charisma is undeniable. but i also fear him. this is my dilemna.

  • @lukeboitnott7261
    @lukeboitnott7261 18 днів тому +1

    I just lost a chicken to a hawk too. I had to get a fake owl to try to keep it from coming back

  • @kaocas
    @kaocas 18 днів тому +1

    Tosh should go to that famous haunted museum in vegas, everyone says that shits haunted with negative energy.

  • @kaytaosborn
    @kaytaosborn 18 днів тому +9

    I lost my chickens a couple of weeks ago. It was so sad! Dog attacked them! 🥺 so sorry for your family!

  • @kaytaosborn
    @kaytaosborn 18 днів тому +3

    Merry Christmas Eve ❤❄️🎄

  • @goodpainlive1
    @goodpainlive1 17 днів тому +1

    Tuesday’s with Tosh

  • @michaelongaro1231
    @michaelongaro1231 14 днів тому

    Now we need a compilation of 'get that off my desk".

  • @KevSal
    @KevSal 18 днів тому +2

    love the better off dead reference, John Cusack hates that movie, and its probably my favorite Cusack flick

  • @YoshihitoBLM
    @YoshihitoBLM 18 днів тому +3

    RIP Black Betty, Bam-Ba-Lam.

  • @Sirthomas96
    @Sirthomas96 13 днів тому

    I love the poker player. She's soo smartt, authentic, and down to Earth.
    I also love Kid Super for the same reasons

  • @off_the_cuffe2958
    @off_the_cuffe2958 18 днів тому +1

    Daniel, congrats on being cast as Scrooge in the new Christmas Carol movie directed by Jon Favreau! Merry Christmas!

  • @katiefromcolorado4972
    @katiefromcolorado4972 18 днів тому +2

    For some reason, I now follow a backyard chicken group on fb. I don’t have chickens and never will. But for SOME reason, I read every comment on every post and now know every disgusting thing about chickens. I swear every post is more traumatic than the last. But the real drama is the tension between the chicken lovers and the chicken eaters. Wow

  • @zacht7888
    @zacht7888 18 днів тому +1

    I chop meat at the meat shop for the festive seasons. Much appreciated

  • @chrisfitchette1706
    @chrisfitchette1706 4 дні тому

    That subtle Bam-A-Lam @6:17

  • @OneKillQuota
    @OneKillQuota 18 днів тому +2

    Dude who was talking about the hotel with the butler and the door was slightly open then it closed. I'm sure it NEVER happened where the butler saw a door slightly open at night when everyone is sleeping and very carefully closed the door for the people he's paid to take care of. I'm sure that NEVER happened >

  • @samuelcaldwell8160
    @samuelcaldwell8160 18 днів тому

    Merry Christmas tosh and family

  • @poboy6704
    @poboy6704 17 днів тому

    I wish Tosh had a clipboard and after certain answers people gave he would write something down while nodding his head and humming

  • @codybolo7803
    @codybolo7803 18 днів тому +7

    This became my favourite podcast about a month into discovering it. I was missing you before it tosh. Sorry for your loss. It sure puts things into perspective for the kids in gaza and somalia

  • @AmberPearcy
    @AmberPearcy 18 днів тому

    Merry Christmas Tosh! 🎄🎁

  • @cjhooray
    @cjhooray 18 днів тому

    I unbelievably opened my do you believe in ghosts christmas gift approximately 2 minutes before i got the notification for this

  • @davidfriedline7525
    @davidfriedline7525 18 днів тому

    Burning down the rubber on your little yellow van with Lucky ! Lamo ! Runs great Daniel ! Merry Christmas!

  • @bhendy2962
    @bhendy2962 18 днів тому +1

    I only believe in one ghost. The ghost of Christmas past

  • @tomd3927
    @tomd3927 18 днів тому

    Merry Christmas to all of you!

  • @jaydub5515
    @jaydub5515 18 днів тому +3

    I believe in chicken ghosts...

  • @destinykelty5105
    @destinykelty5105 18 днів тому +2

    interview a ghost hunter pleaseeeeee

  • @RealMrC23
    @RealMrC23 15 днів тому +1

    Do you believe in ghosts?
    Yes. Yes I do