Nicola and the frozen loaf

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  • Опубліковано 21 кві 2020
  • “I froze a whole loaf and ended up attacking it with a hammer - anyone else not realise you need to split them into slices?” #janeygodleyvoiceover #nicolasturgeon #CoronavirusLockdownUK catch me on tour janeygodley.com
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  • @alison2536
    @alison2536 3 роки тому +7

    A snooker ball in a sock 😂😂😂

  • @kerrydevlin
    @kerrydevlin 2 роки тому +7

    Watching some of Janey's video's back and this is one of my favourites. Near pushed my pants when 'steven' tells us about his fridge! 😂

  • @stuwilson68sw
    @stuwilson68sw 3 роки тому +7

    Absolutely funny as fook. Love Scottish banter

  • @katebeirne1678
    @katebeirne1678 4 роки тому +29

    Genius! You’re one of my lockdown bright spots, thank you x

  • @simonmassey3747
    @simonmassey3747 4 роки тому +20

    Very enjoyable you made this sasanach as happy as Rab C Nesbitt having a wee swally. Keep up the good work ,keep safe and many thanks.

  • @henrymcvey6538
    @henrymcvey6538 4 роки тому +183

    The genius part is that Nicola loves these. That's class.

    • @jowhitehead8451
      @jowhitehead8451 4 роки тому +7

      Well done Nicola great communication and empathy. Jo

    • @scottfree9517
      @scottfree9517 4 роки тому +1

      Is there anywhere she's said this?

    • @henrymcvey6538
      @henrymcvey6538 4 роки тому +8

      Feed me to the Floor
      She’s said it in interviews when asked. I read this but can’t point to a particular link as I’ve never seen her say it. But why wouldn’t she like it. All adds to her already excellent image to (most ) of the public

    • @henrymcvey6538
      @henrymcvey6538 4 роки тому +4

      Feed me to the Floor
      You tube video. ‘Nicola sturgeon likes my videos’. It’s clear she likes them.

    • @metastract
      @metastract 3 роки тому

      Awesome. It's probably what she'd really prefer to say.

  • @julz63
    @julz63 4 роки тому +34

    I’ve just discovered your videos Janey, and I must say you are incredibly funny. I’m watching you in Australia 🇦🇺 but got the Pippa Dee reference, my mum used to wear PD outfits 😂😂😂 I’m sharing this one to my sister, she will love it too. Thanks for the laughs ❤️

  • @ArtLoverScotland
    @ArtLoverScotland 4 роки тому +14

    Kep em coming Janey.....love them.....wAY TO GO GIRL!!

  • @bigdave6591
    @bigdave6591 4 роки тому +13

    Awe Janey you are pure class you don't get five stars you get ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

  • @thomasstewart5503
    @thomasstewart5503 4 роки тому +37

    Love this woman. Getting through self isolation listening to Handy makes me laugh till I see.

  • @lee207ful
    @lee207ful 4 роки тому +41

    I’m not depressed, but that was the first time in a wee while I started crying from laughing so much 😂😂 please keep this up!

  • @10ksubsswithnovids
    @10ksubsswithnovids 3 роки тому +2

    am having a depressed moment an came back tae this while greetin for no reason now greetin wi laughter at 2 in the bloody mornin

  • @PaulHattle
    @PaulHattle 4 роки тому +7

    That's funny! Now I've just got to go down stairs as my cheese toasty is ready ;)

  • @120Livi
    @120Livi 3 роки тому +3

    January 2021, can't fucking believe we're still at square one.

  • @pamelaatkinsonscats2873
    @pamelaatkinsonscats2873 4 роки тому +26

    Love you, Janey! You have me in tears of laughter.

  • @bigdavekilbride9972
    @bigdavekilbride9972 4 роки тому +10

    Absolutely brilliant.

  • @jM-yg9dp
    @jM-yg9dp 4 роки тому +10

    😂😂 The fridge voice

  • @auldreekie7768
    @auldreekie7768 3 роки тому +14

    I had a Pippa Dee bri-nylon goonie that sparked electric flashes when you moved too fast and pure clung tae ma legs. Hated that goonie 😂😂

    • @lindathomson3274
      @lindathomson3274 3 роки тому

      OMG....Me Too.....I Remember it well...... great comment 😂😂😂😂

  • @teresapaskell5459
    @teresapaskell5459 Рік тому +4

    Rewatching these gems. Love them Janey 🇬🇧❤️

  • @PinkSallyProductions
    @PinkSallyProductions 3 роки тому +5

    Excellent stuff! I bet Nicola has become more popular since you have been doing these Janey 😁

  • @jw325
    @jw325 3 роки тому +2

    Brilliant

  • @xxPenjoxx
    @xxPenjoxx 4 роки тому +10

    Omg that reflux note was too real....

  • @frodoarrigal3665
    @frodoarrigal3665 4 роки тому +6

    Thank you Janey x

  • @hedgehogsnuffle3645
    @hedgehogsnuffle3645 4 роки тому +9

    COVID 19 reflux... pass me the gaviscon.... I’ll supp it outa bottle

  • @lauramacgillefhinnein5106
    @lauramacgillefhinnein5106 4 роки тому +7

    OMG! I haven't had a cheese & onion toastie in years!!!! Great! Now I want one! 😭

  • @mariannebrooks4865
    @mariannebrooks4865 4 роки тому +10

    I haven't laughed so much. You're a beauty. x

  • @Parmesana
    @Parmesana 3 роки тому

    these videos are flippin genious. Love them. I subbed.

  • @rivkasieff2816
    @rivkasieff2816 4 роки тому +19

    It's so true about the frozen loaf! 😂

    • @teresabrady3402
      @teresabrady3402 4 роки тому +2

      Yes I have done that as well , nearly lost two fingers, trying to get a couple of slices

  • @lewis1226
    @lewis1226 4 роки тому +4

    So love Scotland we are amazing 😂😂😂 franks the man 😂😘🤘🤪

  • @beksmee2088
    @beksmee2088 4 роки тому +10

    omg pipadee...not heard that for years lol

    • @nictheartist
      @nictheartist 4 роки тому +1

      That is literally the only word I don't get, what does it mean?

  • @LolaSweetheart
    @LolaSweetheart 4 роки тому +7

    Queen Janey ya bass!

  • @dcol2857
    @dcol2857 3 роки тому +2

    Wow so so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kerrydevlin
    @kerrydevlin 4 роки тому +22

    Christ,just found this,so funny,she's brilliant

  • @topcat4643
    @topcat4643 4 роки тому +11

    I just howl with laffing.....thing is it’s all true.....brilliant satyrical spin...

  • @emilianzaharia5471
    @emilianzaharia5471 4 роки тому +4

    This channel is great! Awesome shit....lol

  • @SkyEcho7
    @SkyEcho7 4 роки тому +14

    Ooo cheese & onion toastie 😋
    Tip: frozen sliced loaf ... Use a fork, not a knife, to separate slices.

    • @gordonmackenzie4512
      @gordonmackenzie4512 4 роки тому +2

      craig whiteford bud Scotland has been in the EU for 45 years and never had a fekin choice. Are you wise like ? Our fishing rights have been sold out year after year by the English, again we had no choice and no voice.

    • @lauramacgillefhinnein5106
      @lauramacgillefhinnein5106 4 роки тому

      @@gordonmackenzie4512, yep, same thing in England with the fishermen. No choice no voice for them either, for any of us for that matter. (Was at school with a lad called Gordon Mackenzie whose middle name also happened to be Gordon!! Sh1t you not. He was a great lad. Don't suppose you're Gordon X2? 😉
      How're you doing in Scotland during all this? Was meant to be visiting the relatives in Inverness/Skye & Kyle of Lochalsh in May.... But lockdown 😔).

  • @rahmij
    @rahmij 4 роки тому +14

    "...And where's ma referendum, fan dabby dozee?"

  • @mrsmucker79
    @mrsmucker79 4 роки тому +22

    Poor Frank. He’s always getting the door.

  • @janewagner1601
    @janewagner1601 3 роки тому

    You are brill! Oh how I miss Scotland x

  • @ianjones8573
    @ianjones8573 4 роки тому +1

    Best Yet

  • @sunsethunter591
    @sunsethunter591 4 роки тому +1

    Love this!

  • @Spacetwerp
    @Spacetwerp Рік тому

    "Pippa Dee!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dotnb
    @dotnb 4 роки тому +7

    I'm moving to Scotland! 😂😂😂😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💕

    • @lottiemilne1638
      @lottiemilne1638 4 роки тому +1

      Well where I live it is stupidly cool and it rain a lot so good luck☔👍😊❤️😂😂😂😂but it is lovely

  • @cameronsteele6837
    @cameronsteele6837 Рік тому

    Snooker Baw in a soack 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂

  • @lindaj5492
    @lindaj5492 3 роки тому +2

    1:20 .. eating a whole big jar of Nutella ... OMG, how did you know!?! 😳😆😳

  • @johndaugherty7465
    @johndaugherty7465 4 роки тому +2

    I love this...

  • @iaingrant5478
    @iaingrant5478 4 роки тому +3

    Janey youve goat ma vote hen.

  • @viperscot1
    @viperscot1 4 роки тому +7

    Keep this up Janey it make my day needs the laugh stay safe to you and yours

  • @michelleb8623
    @michelleb8623 3 роки тому

    Lady you slay me! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @fraser_mr2009
    @fraser_mr2009 3 роки тому +1

    Haha good one
    *-Stop Police Scotland vandalizing my property and hacking my computer*

  • @sammuggles
    @sammuggles 4 роки тому +2

    😂😂😂 brilliant!

  • @padijeff5675
    @padijeff5675 4 роки тому +1

    I canna do it captain!😼 Don’t mention Salmond!🦁

  • @michael6255
    @michael6255 4 роки тому +9

    Can all Nicolas speeches be dubbed over. Save us the trouble to listening to what she actually says.

  • @PaulJones-fu9rg
    @PaulJones-fu9rg 3 роки тому

    Excellent banter boss it

  • @cyclesgoff9768
    @cyclesgoff9768 3 роки тому +1

    I just watched the news and was thoroughly depressed, Then I watched this and nearly pished myself. Thanks.

  • @luxfer7794
    @luxfer7794 4 роки тому +1

    😂 crackin

  • @TheBadVideoGamer
    @TheBadVideoGamer 4 роки тому +2

    😂 @stephen 😂😂😂

  • @chefchefize
    @chefchefize 4 роки тому +3

    Just found you janeygodley.

  • @stephenwilliams1269
    @stephenwilliams1269 4 роки тому +7

    PRICELESS LOL THANK YOU.

  • @10ksubsswithnovids
    @10ksubsswithnovids 3 роки тому +1

    yk this makes aw is proud to be scottish

  • @miscarriageofjustice7560
    @miscarriageofjustice7560 4 роки тому +2

    funny as fk btw well in llf lmfao

  • @ArjunaKrishnaDas
    @ArjunaKrishnaDas 4 роки тому +1

    300k views? Probably 295k more than the original.

  • @ws4612
    @ws4612 3 роки тому

    Needed a laugh. Watched this again for the umpteenth time.

  • @Levenstone132
    @Levenstone132 3 роки тому

    Pippa Dee!😂

  • @jackieross3482
    @jackieross3482 Рік тому

    Yes brillent

  • @terryoneill9525
    @terryoneill9525 4 роки тому +1

    AWESOME IM SUBBING LOL

  • @angelinaboni1223
    @angelinaboni1223 4 роки тому +3

    Ver near peed ma breeks!

  • @antoniamills3000
    @antoniamills3000 4 роки тому +2

    Pippa Dee 🤣

    • @tomwilkinson1702
      @tomwilkinson1702 4 роки тому

      Antonia Mills You're obviously too young to remember😉.

    • @antoniamills3000
      @antoniamills3000 4 роки тому

      @@tomwilkinson1702 oh yes definitely! 😂🤣😂

  • @KhydroDjent
    @KhydroDjent 4 роки тому +1

    1:34 lost my whole shit

    • @Jchathe
      @Jchathe 4 роки тому

      KhydroDjent LOL me too 🤣🤣🤣

  • @pauldavies8638
    @pauldavies8638 4 роки тому

    Fandabeedozee nicola.

  • @williamstewart7523
    @williamstewart7523 3 роки тому

    😂😂😂😭

  • @maryclynch9356
    @maryclynch9356 4 роки тому

    Who does her hair ?

  • @dominicpayne4393
    @dominicpayne4393 3 роки тому

    That was funny

  • @jeanblyth6305
    @jeanblyth6305 2 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣🙌

  • @theflyingfool
    @theflyingfool 4 роки тому +3

    You need a sign language interpreter as well. That would be peachy!

    • @shonazadog
      @shonazadog 4 роки тому +1

      Sign language guy is hilarious as it is!

  • @lynntelford
    @lynntelford 4 роки тому

    So funny

  • @amywood2514
    @amywood2514 4 роки тому +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @freedom768
    @freedom768 2 роки тому

    Hilarious.

  • @willneverforgets3341
    @willneverforgets3341 2 роки тому

    Hilarious

  • @fionayang2458
    @fionayang2458 4 роки тому

    Why you say cust work

  • @clarecollins2547
    @clarecollins2547 Рік тому

    😂😂😂

  • @stuartwallace6154
    @stuartwallace6154 4 роки тому

    😅😅😅😅

  • @geoffdundee
    @geoffdundee 3 роки тому +1

    i thought a frozen loaf was the homeless fella who slept in shop doorways

  • @josephinebennington7247
    @josephinebennington7247 3 роки тому

    Seems to me the hand waving translator is taking the piss too.

  • @johnfitzjohn4300
    @johnfitzjohn4300 4 роки тому

    Porsied drawf

  • @baronmulberry7847
    @baronmulberry7847 3 роки тому

    Anyone's who speaks properly is gonna have trouble making heads or tails of this. I know if I badly mispronounced every other word, I'd not be posting videos to UA-cam. And I don't blame her, one of her friends needs to sit her down and have a little chat, maybe ask Janey if she's ever listened to herself??? And yes, I'm American, though I have no trouble with any American accent or even with English accents. It sounds like she's from a small community that didn't want other English speakers to have the first clue what they're saying, so they all started speaking like this. --sarc
    Seriously though, slowing the playback speed makes a huge difference, .75 works well. Just press the dots icon at the top right corner.

    • @sarahann3791
      @sarahann3791 3 роки тому

      Exactly that, it's a small community called Scotland. Genuis eh 😁

  • @YARROWS9
    @YARROWS9 4 роки тому

    This is good. Just need some guy to do the Male voices. Just a suggestion.

  • @peterg957
    @peterg957 4 роки тому +2

    Adolf sturgeon is power mad and the sooner that the SNP boot out the krankie wannabe dictator the better...

  • @trevorjohnson4927
    @trevorjohnson4927 4 роки тому

    With me Nicola it came out the other end I'm big Jimmy I'm in your educakeon department with the sums and d'the whiting down fings copyping from boks. Hoare I had a bad nite both ends one waskne brown and d'the was gray. Ma fridge is low lonely it hadkne seen fruit and salad en weaks, mar milk hasknee turned yet, I'mer waiting for it tu turn green, then tu turn it in tu cream. Bacc tu Nicola. Frank get the door, get a he dooor Frankk, get the doooor frankkk. Thesi shoes de agri with mi feet. Tuner or chese toastie.

  • @paulf9750
    @paulf9750 4 роки тому +2

    Just like the other 40 videos !
    Nothing worse than a one trick pony trying to do the same joke over and over and over.

    • @paulf9750
      @paulf9750 4 роки тому +1

      @craig whiteford perhaps as a one off sketch it works !
      But a million times of rinse and repeat is just boring .
      Hope she has a day job

    • @archiemcsweeny4479
      @archiemcsweeny4479 4 роки тому +4

      Don't feking watch then yer bampot

  • @carmelmulroy6459
    @carmelmulroy6459 2 роки тому

    These two are unbearable. Godley thinks she can slag off disabled people, black people and Irish people. Two dinosaurs and old jokes that weren't even funny the first time around.

  • @Apoc_Bone_Daddy
    @Apoc_Bone_Daddy 4 роки тому

    I think it's trying to communicate, what language is this? She should learn some English

  • @bigdave6591
    @bigdave6591 4 роки тому +4

    Awe Janey you are pure class you don't get five stars you get
    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

  • @davidlewis1787
    @davidlewis1787 4 роки тому +2

    Brilliant

  • @rainawoolfolk8597
    @rainawoolfolk8597 4 роки тому +1

    Brilliant