Queen of the Amazons with Naomi Smalls and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful Podcast
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- Опубліковано 24 чер 2024
- This week on KBLD's Schlock & Beautiful Masterpiece Theater, we bring you the preeminent 1973 sexploitation film, "Queen of the Amazons" starring the one, the only, Naomi Smalls! In the far-away island Hermythia off the coast of Papua New Guinea, there lives a tribe of Amazons who are the epitome of primal power, sexual desire, and goddess-like grace. For centuries, men were kept by these Amazons as sex slaves, used solely for breeding purposes and menial labor. Now, as a cruel band of bloodthirsty female warriors from a nearby island pillage and loot the Hermythian countryside, the oppressed males decide to join the Amazons and fight back! Come for the death, sex, and gratuitous nudity, stay for the occasional hot warrior orgy. Rated NC-17 for long, silky-smooth legs.
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The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya features a pair of grizzled gay ghouls sitting on chairs, holding microphones, and discussing their fabulous lives in Tinseltown. (featuring occasional forays into movies, television shows, and air-conditioning) The New York Times called them models, moguls, actors, influencers, drag queens, RuPaul's Drag Race contestants, and even humanoids. If one thing can be said about these two preternaturally gorgeous queens' podcast, it's that Trixie and Katya find the sheer, unadulterated beauty of pure insanity. Tune in every week to experience the auditory pleasure that is The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya.
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This episode is just Katya being mesmerized by Naomi’s long legs and nothing has been more relatable 😭
Honestly there could probably be a compilation video of Katya praising Naomi’s legs across other episodes of the pod and maybe even UNHhhh. It’s not a vocal stim, but it’s a consistently repeated opinion. 😄
I live in a dark room and I use the shine of Naomi's legs to light up my room
this comment is so real and spiritual
ive never felt so exposed
I just am dying to know what she uses on her legs they are unreal ❤
Same but it’s my life light
Naomi is about to experience an extended interaction with the only person on Earth crazier than Bob the Drag Queen
😂😂😂
TEAAAAAA!!!!!
FACTS
Roby Turner... If you know you know 🤣🤣😂
I think you’re forgetting Miss Tammie Brown. Tammie makes Bob look like Jan Brady, and she makes Katya look like a sane, Puritan woman.😂
Omg Naomi looks like an Avatar next to Katya 😭
ladies and gentlemen welcome to the stage, Na'vi!
She looks like an Avatar next to everyone lol
Yesss I can’t wait! I’ve been loving these interviews Katya has been doing! Naomi is one of the best queens to ever be on the show, I’m so excited she’s a guest!
Omg I’ve never seen someone get a heart from them before
@@EnigmaticHandbag666And it happened when Trixie takes a break😅
@@kimmeallay5043 that’s hilarious I didn’t even make that connection 😭
How dare you forget the time Katya interviewed the incomparable Simone Biles on the pod 🙄🙄😂
The Olsen twin discussion. I can’t but think of the meme where it’s captioned “One looks like she knows how you die, but the other knows when, and they can’t talk about it.”
Them & Elizabeth are basically the modern Three Fates
Or one knows how you die, and the other knows when you die.
And Elizabeth is the one who kills you
The wide shot literally looks like a lord of the rings forced perspective shot between gandalf and frodo.
👏👏👏
Omg 😂😂😂😂
Deceased 💀💀😄😄😄😄
Not even trying to bleep "robbie turner" is sooooo funnnnyyy😂😂😂
So AUDIBLE 😂😂😂😂
@@KiraBeauty25 please see thorgys note from first class 😹
Listen the way I screammmedddd
Obsessed with Katya and Naomi’s vibe together. Very chill and real, I love hearing about the inside baseball of drag and drag race that isn’t overly cynical or exaggeratedly positive. I feel like they both have a very honest perspective on drag race and fans and fame
Oh Robbie Turner... our premier drag storyteller.
Is that who they're talking about??? I want to know so bad lol
@@knightabraxas I believe so. I heard it somewhere else (probably another pod or something) and the name was mentioned.
omg I wondered if this is who it was, thank you lol 🙏🏻
@@knightabraxasyes
Yes! Bob and Monét talked about it on Sibling Rivalry: The One About Every RuGirl Part VII. at 31:00.
Bob specifically brings up the Rihana bit. 😈😈😈
The Katya Couric Era is back! 👀Aww, Naomi over here making her look absolutely pocket sized. Logo queens unite❤
come thru katya couric my favorite interview/bongo player
Katya Couric 😅
Naomi being 30 is insane
She looks so good
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I mean 30 is young guys 😂
30 in 2024 is young af, tf u mean? 😭 also wasn't she both the youngest in both of her seasons???
@@envylopez6035😒
You can really feel that Naomi adores Katya and the feeling is mutual. I loved this vibe so much I watched it twice.
“We know you don’t wanna be here” 😭😭😭
Katya is like the cool substitute teacher she lets you do whatever the hell want just don’t report her when she steps out for a smoke 😂❤
This has gotta be something from the 90s 😂
Life seems fair today
omg the coco and greg
Love ur content btw
we stan coco & greg!!!
@@xx8140 omg I just saw these replies and my heart melted ❤️
Legend has it... that out there, in the Multiverse, there's a version of Naomi and she's called Naomi Bigs and is only 5ft2.
i feel like her name would be biggie campbell in that universe considering naomi campbell and biggie smalls were the name inspo lmao
That loud ass "ROBBIE TURNER" whisper sent me 💀
ok seeing katya on the "wrong" chair is so odd😆
55:35 I’m here for Naomi Smalls courtside meeting her NBA husband but my favorite part was Katya saying “twelve inch heels” and Naomi quietly responding “sensible” I literally yelled “YES!” I fkn love high heels I was drooling looking at Naomi’s heels
How does Naomi come off as so delicate and dainty but also a giant at the same time? I can't look away and also just want to keep hearing her talk..
I once saw Naomi on the street in Chicago in 2018 and was too stunned to speak
I’m so ready for this that my eyes rolled back in my head. I need them to get unreasonably serious about fashion together. 😂
they didn't 😂 but it was entertaining nonetheless 😊
"You might as well just thrust, because you're going to hell" 😭
Naomi is THE DOLL i loooovvvveeee her. & she matches Katya's energy and antics so well lol
Katya calling out Naysha’s annoying ass was great
Wait, which part pls?
@@musics4me the conversation starts at like 6:30!
TOTALLY
YESS
Ohhh that was Naysha??
Omg if you’re wondering why Ru was always extra harsh to Naomi on the show - it’s because she looks like this
Naomi is basically everything Ru wishes she looked like.
b4sh1t bonkers.
No, Ru saw herself in Naomi she said it herself I believe, Ru was harsher with Naomi because of that I believe...
@@quackson3930 also, cuz hot girls often get comfortable
It’s classic mother-daughter jealousy. It was the same with Tace on UK2 as well.
What a delightful episode, Naomi is such a treat. Her and Katya together was so breezy
girl! i'm telling you, the olsen twins were able to be "the youngest producers" at 6years old. they have definitely been used by their parents. when mary kate's anorexia was villianized in the tabloids they didn't now anything about her dad having someone stand there for every meal, deciding her every move. they were constantly being watched and controlled :(
I thought Naomi was saying their parents didn’t steal their money like other parents of child stars have. Is that true? But I didn’t know that detail about their dad. 😬 They sure were ridiculed in the press relentlessly. Wealthy, sure, but at what cost? I don’t envy their lives for one second.
Katya Not Knowing Jorgeous!.. 😂😂🤣😂😂
i love the still audible “robbie turner”
I love this! The chemistry is working HONEY. Love to see Katya in her element and being so relaxed and excited at the same time. Naomi is the most gorgeous being ever still she is so cool, I adore her ❤ Great episode!
“I am a Hanna Barbera Girl” is my favorite Katya Quote 😂😂😂
this was so good! my fave was katya’s joy over “and she hated Violet!”
WHAT?! THIS IS GOING TO BE SO GOOD
Smalls being the sponsor for the Naomi Smalls episode was so fierce mama werk hunty
In saying all that about fashion; I’m recently watching season 7 and katya’s airline outfit that she lipsyncs against Sasha is one of my faves of all time. Money can’t buy taste and individuality. And her lipsyncs in that episode is in my opinion one of the best lipsyncs in the franchise.
It’s so iconic that she gave an incredible lip sync when she was in the bottom for completely bombing a lip sync
Omg. Thank you ladies for speaking up about the Peter and Murry shows. I went to see y'all in a tiny theater in Fort Lauderdale Florida back in the day. This was when Bob won and they had an after the show meet and greet. I didn't know we weren't allowed to take pictures with the queens and Bob was the first table. I ask Bob if I could get a selfie, he looked around and said yes. My dumbass wasn't ready with the phone and the jerk running the line started yelling me and yelling about how I tried to get one over him. Luckily, I had made friends with the bartender earlier and I was like "whatever" at the time. Then as I was going down the line I remember how nice EVERY queen was!!! Especially, Katya because she came back to me more than once to make conversation. P&M were so nasty to the fans! I will never to one of their shows again. Naomi, I still have the the little kawaii keychain you awkwardly tried to sign for me. Katya, I still have your Ikea tote bag. ♥💝
God that place sounds awful. Thank god the queens were so gracious and lovely🥰
@@bethcushway458 it wasn’t the place, it was the people who produced and ran the tour. They’re awful. The theater and queens were lovely. 🫶
Love Naomi in her baby oil outfit with just a swatch of fabric. ❤
And a high headpiece that you can barely even see because you have to look all the way up her body to see it 😂
@@kats9755 She is the moment! Such a petite, delicate and fragile womana 💅
This episode with literally these two legends is literally working me out
I feel like Naomi has resurfaced in such an amazing way. Her Drag Race recap is so entertaining, I have always loved her since Season 8 but she has being doing the THING lately. Love her so much.
oh, we've got Miss Big *AND* Ms. Smalls!!!
Honestly, didn't know much about Naomi Smalls but this is the colab I needed. ❤ The vibe is so sweet and wonderful here today.
If y'all are wondering who the queen making up stories about Rihanna was; it was Robbie Turner. Bob and Monet talked about that story on their pod lmfao. She's also known for her.. tales, lets say
I mean...if I was blessed to see Naomi in person I think I would faint, sooooooo BEAUTIFUL!!!!
Robby Turner telling campfire tales 😂
Don't mind me, I'm just being MESMERIZED by Naomi ✨
“There’s really no substitute for going under the knife.”
I couldn’t take my eyes off Naomi’s legs ❤ I’m 5ft and my legs are like 2 twiglets so I am sooooo jealous 😂
Naomi is so stunning. She seems so friendly and lovely and sweet. Always happy when she's included. (And I totally understand her on the massage thing. My family thinks I've lost it, but it makes me sooooo uncomfortable.)
katya i am begging you we need jaida essence hall
@@brandiDBF yes look over here
I ship them especially after Jaida’s video honestly I think she should be on if this episode slaps I know that one will
wig OUT THE FRAME
DRAG bby
I loved this episode! The dry humor from Miss Legs is Sahara level and I LIVE!
I'm beyond hyped for this, i could hear Naomi talking for hours.
I Stan how they didn't even bleep out Robbie turners name 😂😂😂😂 RIP to her Uber driver
"So I notice you're on your phone A LOT"
Stoned back brace is SO WILD😂
I saw this and was so happy I involuntarily did the Erika Jayne shriek "AAHH" :O
😂😂😂😂
love a call back
i loved this! Kayta please do more interviews. You and Naomi such a natural and effortless rapport with each other. I could have watched you guys all day
KATYA LOOKS SO TINY COMPARED TO NAOMI
the way naomi is the most gorgeous human being ever 😭
im loving how much naomi has been doing digital content lately.
Love Katya with guest content, she gets the best out of people
besides being one of the most beautiful queens, naomi is also one of the realest ones
“She’s on a witch frequency.”😂
Naomi Smalls casually pulling a small glass table away from Katya like she's done it before is everything! 😂🤣
The way her legs are glowing 😍
katya dragging naysha RIGHT after a roscoe's gig is tickling me
the thinly veiled Robbie Turner story made me weep
They’re gonna vibe so much, Katya finds her hilarious
Naomi saying that being 6'6" or taller is a good pickup line is sending me because thats exactly my favorite line too 🤣
back brace?? katya your mind is unlike any other 😭😭😭
Listening to this while working. Bursted out laughing when Katya referred to herself as “Mr. Burns.” That was too much for me. HAHAHAHA!! 😂😂
What I would give for a world with Naomi serving court side realness… also living for the Katya interview series, keep showing me to me Rachel please
“A mattress tied to my back” GAG
This might be one of my favorite episodes, I loved Naomi on drag race but I had no idea she was so charismatic and funny af.
Listened to the audio version yesterday but didn’t get to appreciate how fabulous Naomi looked, relistened just to admire
The way they are OBVIOUSLY talking about Robbie Turner
43:25 you can actually listen Katya saying “Robbie Turner”
This was an amazing episode!! Smooth and succulent..these two should have a podcast, I would devour every moment..
We finally found out about who was Katya talking about in UNHhhh that was spinning a yarn
I’ve never clicked on a video so fast after seeing a thumbnail
love how real they were the entire the episode
Thank god they had the smalls ad in the naomi episode 😂🙏
can we get kim and katya lol would be interesting to see Tracy's besties actually not get interrupted lmfao
OMG the Gametime ad, I used to work at the Wisconsin Historical Museum and there were several older ladies there that had that exact accent. I miss them.
At 43:24 the way she says "Robbie Turner" is so haunting
“What’s your inseam?” I love Katya 😂😂 also Naomi’s hair not fitting in the frame feels right
These two are great with conversing. Could watch them again. Great friend combo ❤
my favorite nba courtside diva
I could watch Naomi Smalls talk for hours❤
them turning the audio up when katya said “robbie turner” LMAO
OKAY!!!!
Always love a “Contact” reference from Katya. ❤
I think Nina got casted by Katya because no way she got to drag race with a longer notice than 3 days and her best clothes got lost at the flight
its wild how everything she puts on her body is truly horrendous
didnt even know it was possible
wait, does Katya write the discerptions, too? because the description is the most Katya thing ever. Amazing, actually. 👏😩
i literally love Naomi sm 😭😭😭✨💖
my two fave queens of all time
That girl who would ALWAYS do it at a 3 day notice and I immediately said… “Meatball” 😂
i absolutely love Naomi’s laugh. It’s so endearing
Katya is holding it downnnn ! 🖤🖤🖤
“CHICKEN NUGGET GIRL” 😭
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