Playing Civ 6 with a 5 Second Turn Timer.
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- Опубліковано 21 тра 2022
- Actually in more pain than you could believe.
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Game makers: "There is no wrong way to play our games. Just enjoy yourself."
Valefisk:"Watch this."
Vale: are you challenging me
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To be fair to the creators, they aren't enjoying themselves
so you're saying if you're not enjoying yourself, then you're playing wrong?
🤓
Somebody accidentally gets disconnected and tries to reconnect: "This little maneuver is gonna cost us 500 years"
I love that movie.
@@Kaiserboo1871 What movie is it from
@@somemeansfish8987 Interstellar, directed by Christopher Nolan
@@Kaiserboo1871 thanks
letting the ai play is probably for the best
Disconnecting is a viable strat as the AI will take the turns for you
6D move right here, 200 IQ
The only winning movie is to not play.
@@Jaydee-wd7wr quite literally
@@Jaydee-wd7wr That _is_ how torture games work, yes.
I love how despite his friends always claiming that they hate whatever Vale's making them do, they always come back for more
Stockholm syndrome
Blackmail is a wonderful thing
Stockholm syndrome
Or just masochists.
True friendship
"Because it wouldn't be a Civ VI multiplayer lobby without sitting in the lobby for 20 minutes."
Truer words have never been spoken.
Remember me of the last LAN I went to, where we set the game up for 4 hours, just to play for one 😁
Ah, I remember that famous moment in history when Suleiman the Magnificent tabbed out for 200 years to play CS:GO.
Oh is that where the Ottoman Empire went
i honestly blocked out most of this shit outta my memory. fun times
Among Us at War
I'm just believing you are masochist at this point
Hi Maivi how are you going
Here to remind you of your agony :)
Maivi is real?
This is the type of channel that I forget about every week, and then when he uploads I'm like "Oh yeah, I love this channel!"
Yeah pretty much, but then when he does not upload in a while i search to see if he is alive
Every time he post something i'm like "wait who is this Guy Why am I subbed to him ?" Then i watch the vid and remember why
Imagine losing in CS against people who are playing CIV6 simultaneously
losing in computer science
yes
@@NoNameAtAll2 my dude, it's counter strike. Not computer science-
@@karkatvantas978
@@NoNameAtAll2 honestly, I'm glad it was a joke, I can never tell with the internet these days
@@karkatvantas978 even if I was serious, you can laugh at me losing in computer science
ha-ha...ha....ha ...hm
anyway, how's the weather?
"There is fun to be found in a group torture session."
860 likes, including Vale, and not a single comment. Well, I guess there's a first for everything. Weird... But yes. Your statement is correct.
civ needs a mode that gives a painful electric shock to whoever took the longest turn
Michael Reeves
@@BoserPSN deadass
Fun drinking game: take one drink if you take the longest in a civ turn
Turn timer 5 seconds. There is a choice between living and winning
Scales with the set turn timer.
So if anyone hasn't hit the "End Turn" button when the timer expires, they get shocked.
OMG a strategy video from the famous American Truck Simulator UA-camr Valefisk!
What are you talking about? It's clearly -a chess- an FPS video.
@@pirig-gal I appreciate the edit.
For tgose who don't know: Barbarians are based on turn count but not game speed so they accelerate rapidly on slow speeds.
Playing with Valefisk has to be both the most fun and most frustrating thing ever.
Two things I have learned during the time I've watched this channel:
1.) Vale is Evil, and I love it.
2.) Barbs are the most dangerous thing possible when you have like, no time to do anything.
not to mention in marathon speed barbs don't have reduced speed...
so add only 5 seconds of action they become more dangerous than ghandi with nukes.
@@JediSteve-J3- ghandi will fuck you up
but the barbarians will end you through the screen
His name is even an anagram of evil!
Vale -> Eval
Or, you know, it's close enough.
@@mellow_mallow valefisk -> evil as fk
@@NocturnalTyphlosion OHHHHHH DAMN!!!
How the hell did he make a turn strategy into RTS ?
currently making a civ 6 huge-size TSL map while listening to this, the misery and brain fog sure does resonate right now
The greatest badge of honor a person can give a UA-camr: I did something while listening to your video!
TSL?
@@azogtheuglee4889 true start location, a recreation of a real world area were everyone starts in the correct places
The time warp is real. This video felt like it was 2 hours long.
There is a mod that allows you to play CK III battles in Mount and Blade II. Time to resolve my CIV VI battle by 1 on 1 fights in CS:GO.
Wait really? That’s pretty cool.
holy crap
Those were all words and I understand none of them
@@hallway_revenant7919alright, I also don't understand them but I think the terms are:
CK III= Crusader Kings 3, another real time strategy game.
Mount and Blade II= Mount and Blade 2: Bannerlord, a strategy game where there's more a focus on the combat strategy aspect of conquering.
CIV VI= Sid Meier's Civilization 6, the game shown in the video and is a turn based strategy game instead of a real time strategy game.
CS:GO= Counter Strike: Global Offensive, a free fps game by Valve. Now known as Counter Strike 2.
You are now a certified "Candy Civilization Survivor" just remember to yell at him to end his turn for those who suffered.
HOW IS THIS STILL A JOKE
@@CandybustIt seems you have a history...
Maivi always sound like she is on the verge of crying while also quite drunk, but it’s also super cute.
congrats you've somehow made a 4x turn based strategy game into an RTS
700 turns in- "how do I build a horse?"
When a mommy horse and a daddy horse love each other very much…
imagine this but on the fastest game mode, you leave for 2 minutes and like 250 years past and suddenly people have guns at your door
Unrelated to the game, of course; the armed men knocking on your door probably haven't played _any_ Civilization game.
@@timothymclean Well It's Rude To Assume, They Might Be Very Big Fans Of The Civilization Series
@@crabsnake4556Why is every word in your comment capitalized?
@@DefinitelyARobotWhy Isn't Every Word In Your Message Capitalized?
42:20 I do love the way she goes like "but you promiiiiised you'd kiiillll meeeeeeeeee.... *sobs"*
I have such whiplash from watching Vales torture board i was waiting this entire video for someone to say "I killed my wife"
Text color guide:
Vale: White
Solll: Tan
Chamber: Green
Maivi: Pink
Candy: Blue
Teddy: Yellow
PedeJo: Red
Dyno: Purple
I thought there were only four people in this video wha
30:30 the questions lasted 4 turns and like 1 kill in csgo, the video is just absolutely cursed
"Without hyperbole"
"A million times worse"
Ngl, I think my greatest achievement in life was beating my custom 50 by 50 Minesweeper game with 100 mines. It took me like four hours and several attempts, but I felt like an analytical genius afterwards.
Wow good job
100 or 1000?
@@redpepper74 it might have been like 40 x 40, it was on my old laptop years ago. All I remember is getting multiple sixes and an 8 that nearly made shit myself and then laugh hysterically because it was connected to one of those sixes and eight is a free 8 bombs if it's not the first click. That being said, it took me ten minutes of first clicks to NOT randomly click a bomb right out of the gate.
@@jakeking974 ok definitely more like 1000, because 40 x 40 is 1600 tiles, which yeah would be pretty difficult id imagine :P
@@redpepper74 lol I'm so bad at math I was like "that's like 160? Yeah, so like 100 then"
Thankfully Minesweeper doesn't require math skills
these can't even be considered gaming sessions anymore, they're just mind-numbing delusional group torture sessions
i love it 👍
keep up the great content mr. gorilla man
Vale, you're not supposed to put yourself in your own torture session.
the CS:GO game is my favourite part of the video.
haha I remember this!
I wish it never happened
We're told it's May 14th when this is recorded, and it's out May 22nd, That's decent pace, but you could have some timesaves by cutting the entire video out and showing us a black screen, would've been done way faster that way, and that way, we'd be able to emulate the pain this was.
I think this was recorded in 2021
"A Clockwork Orange but you're playing Civ 6"
As a person who has read that book, i'd say that this is much, much worse than that.
"You're building a Battering Ram.. I don't even have walls!!!" lmao
death is a preferable alternative to this concept
This game would have been so much worse if they enabled dramatic ages and zombie defense game modes. The reason is that the progression would have been stopped dead in its tracks soon after the first Era due to dark age rebels +zombies.
I thought that Vale couldn’t psychologically torture the audience. I was wrong.
that minesweeper "1,2,3,4" is awesome
I always used to play civ like this, it might explain why I rarely ever got past the medieval age.
I think you are just bad tbh
Sir that is the equivalent of edging yourself but never Cumming for your whole life
At the rate you are playing strategy games and unistaling them, you will start playing old and forgotten ones soon soI would like to petition you playing "battle for middle earth 1" it was one of my favorite games and I would like to see how you could turn it into a torture experiment. Also glad that you are uploading consistently now
Nah he needs to become a roblox strategy youtuber, start using child labor
playing this with "next action" hotkeyed would have made it a lot lot lot better
I would have had everything on a hotkey
Turning CIV 6 into a real time strategy game
42:32 - 43:00 best fucking part of the video, truly inspiring. really woke up up
If Barbarians spawn with unhappiness, then likely they sensed the vibes of the game and started sprouting like acne.
That's fucking amazing. Endure the pain for us vale, wallow in it. Now play Hoi4 by using an 8Ball to make all your decisions.
look guys look he disconnected
22:30 "You recently discovered Archery" *year 450 AD*
You mean like as a hobby?
I love how torturing people in games isnt enought for Vale anymore, so he moved on to to his "friends" (also known as test subjects).
Vale's desire for pain and suffering grows and that's Great!
civ 6 should be played with a chess clock instead.
Seeing a Onion reference was an unexpected surprise, but a welcome one.
Vale, enjoying the suffering he has brought upon himself and his cohorts.
Seeing Vale in pain for content is incredibly fun
Keep up the good work Monke-Whale
Was the religion "the end is never the end is neve" a Stanley Parable reference? Or is it just referring to the seemingly endless cycle of pain they're in?
Let's assume it was both.
"What are you doing, Steppe People, I am caught in the Washing Machine/Great Wall of China" really caught me off guard.
13:06 Vale turns into the Nostalgia Critic for a sec
The true experience. One thing needed should have made an impossible map
Oh no don't give him ideas
It’s a pain in the ass to get a Civ lobby up and running but once it is it usually goes fine, until someone disconnects
Val is so good at the game, building a 19 turn monument before a builder
I would love to see them play Civ Rev, with how quick that game goes and how small the maps can be.
(Side note, as a kid I would always be even with the other factions, never doing too much better than them and often in stalemates, but now that I know how to cheese the game and understand how the mechanics work, I beat the game by the 1970’s and with 1 or 2 of the 4 other factions undiscovered)
idk why people say its bad. civ rev is my fav civ game. shame the servers died
@@pitedapollo6175 i still play solo on Xbox 360, slowly trying to get every victory type with every leader. And yet somehow I always end up missing one modern wonder every play through
@@thelastarcadegamer6655 i play on xbox one after enjoying it so much on the 360. im not the best player tbh, but its a good game that provides a good challenge, but isnt too stressful
@@thelastarcadegamer6655 ate the servers still online?
@@pitedapollo6175 Probably because a number of people know Civ Rev DS, which is pretty much just a bad port of Civ 2, as compared to console Civ Rev which is an actually unique reimagining of the game
Couldn't ever expect that a video about playing civ 6 with a 5 second turn timer would be how i'd find out about the existance of such thing as coop minesweeper
Same here mate
Wow, actually god tier editing speed if it was filmed this year
I think it should be obvious by now that if you build a monument to Huey Lewis, the bonus that you get is The News.
From Turn Based Strategy to Real Time Strategy
I may not understand Civ 6, but I do understand misery. 10/10
This looks like it would be complete hell. Invite me next time.
"There's usually fun to be found in a good group torture session"
That's what they say in the sex dungeon.
30:42 as a physics major I do love my Lagrange equations
Vale I am so glad you’re consistently uploading. It makes my day when I see that you’ve uploaded a new video. That aside, please make sure that you aren’t burning yourself out, because I can’t imagine how tiring doing stuff like this is. Thanks!
Okay, now I have to learn Civ 6 to actually understand what the hell is going on
i have a few hundred hours and i still have no clue
"Steppe people, what are you doing?"
underrated line
Imagine doing this without simultaneous turns
41:45 The rate of braincell loss caused by the game is showing
Those group torture videos are sick please continue with them funny Scottish guy
Five-second turn timer?
WHY IS THAT AN OPTION!?!
We Suffer
"sitting in the lobby for 20 minutes"
takes about 2 hours for a hoi4 lobby
god i love pain
The fact that vale could have won the chess game on turn 3 really made this video something special.
you better release the full version i wanna lose fucking mind
"I had a Cadbury's chocolate bar." Good. The correct type of chocolate.
Hyped over the more regular and bigger videos. So great
The later stages of this game is fucking blinding
Its an incredible testament to all of y'all keeping up and around, i love it
This game is also how I feel on a normal day
so after just rewatching this i realized the incredible magic at work here: the vid is only 48 minutes long - but it genuinely feels like 4 hours! i can get soooo much done while the video is playing in the background that i would've never been able to achieve in just 48 minutes otherwise haha.
You basically converted Civ into a Grand Strategy game.
The secret to success was using the time in between turns to plan your next turn, potentially 10 whole seconds of planning
I expected this to be hectic and fast paced.
I underestimated Civ's Marathon mode as well.
I feel like after nearly a year, at this point Vale does indeed own a radar now.
I would *kill* to see a version of this on stellaris. Maybe a mod that lets you go faster than the "fastest" speed, and lock it that way. Add in the Year Zero mod.
Ah my favorite game, and favorite American truck sim UA-camr
"Steppe-people, what are you doing?" got a legitimate full-belly chuckle and coughing fit out of me, especially once Maivi replied that she was stuck in the washing machine lmao.
i am almost done the video, it feels like its been 3 hours
finally
This is a very good video. Thank you for making it.
Who ever made marathon mode in CIV should be both executed and honored at the same time
This content has gone from warcrimes to Vale’s discord mental asylum
This is the first video without "Ah, Paris! Le city o' lovè!". Congrats Vale