Birth control pills for heavy inconsistent period for teenagers (I have the combined pill to stop my periods being so bad, but have no idea how it helps) can u explain? 😁 ly mdj
@@MB-nb7yq Maybe but it's not like you can just stop being a super heavy sleeper. I'm a super light sleeper and would love to be able to sleep a little heavier without hearing every single noise around me. If he can sleep through several hours of her screaming, there's no way he's going to hear the baby crying.
OMG this. Also, doesn't use condoms and goes "I wAsN't ReAdY i WaS tAkInG EvErY pReCaUtIoN!1" Um, no, *she* was taking the pill, you were doing f*ck all.
Facts Lool I would be mad asf my child father is like that I’m like how could you sleep through me screaming pushing kicking pulling tugging I swore he was dead 😒🙁 he really can sleep through anything
@@alexanderk.6869 this is soooo accurate! For women it is almost impossible to become pregnant, if he is not risking it (by not wearing a condom). Once had a conversation to a guy (father of 4 by 3 women) who complained about child support and claimed they all "played him" by not taking the pill correctly. And I answered: "yeah its difficult to control whether your partner uses the pill correctly but how did they secretly vanish your condom?" And he just went away... XD
How traumatic for the mom to be alone so long and think you are dying…. I hope she got therapy. Also glad the baby didn’t come as she was stepping over the water off the boat (and came just a few moments later). Best wishes to all!
Oh, a believer. It’s called learning. It’s called being an adult. The ridiculous things therapists have told me helped me understand that they generally make things worse. One of their greatest hits is assuring you that you are a victim and NEED them
@@debbylou5729 I’m sorry you experienced that but just because your therapy ended up being unsuccessful, doesn't mean all or even most therapists are manipulators who victimize their patients. You're just scaring away ill people who desperately need help, with comments like this.
@@myunili I’m not scaring anyone away. I never even said whatever it is you’re talking about. The majority don’t know what they’re doing. I’ve known quite a few and only one admitted that it doesn’t work for everyone and if there hasn’t been improvement within a month or two, it’s time to find or do something else. Personally, I’m sorry that you’re just pretending the majority are any good. In fact, people like you cause more damage to people. People go, get no help and fall deeper into despair all because so many claim it’s the answer
I can't get over him being in a serious relationship with a mother of 2 and saying he isn't ready to be a father. Most people like that wouldn't date a parent lol.
@@disguisedboots she never brought her children around him. She went boating every weekend. Living a separate life. It’s not his responsibility, it’s hers to set the tone of the relationship to include the children. He may have just gone along with what she was doing
@@shuffman8094 Yes, she sets the tone. But if seriously dating her, he should sound more ready to be a parent. He spoke like the children didn't exist. I'm guessing they were with the ex husband every weekend.
I don't understand how a man can enter into a long term relationship with a woman who already has kids and and say that he isn't ready for children 😂 you already paid for the combo meal, sir
id want to give him the benefit of the doubt and go more with he didn't want a baby at the time. We don't know he could've gotten along great with her kids and enjoyed being a step-parent a baby is a whole different story
@@anneg.9825 Towards the end tho he says something along the lines of "NOW I'm a dad" or something, I don't think you say that when you take your partner's kids as your own.
I love the reaction of "Oh, that small human that just tore its way out of my body? That's not mine. No idea who that belongs to." lol, glad that the baby turned out healthy and the family turned out happy. An unexpected pregnancy can be hard to adjust to even when you have 9 months to adjust, I can't imagine having zero buffering period and just suddenly being a parent.
I laughed when she said that, and then I realized, if I'd been thinking I was dying for 3 hours, on a boat, alone, thinking an organ was falling out of me, and when I finally got help they said "You just gave birth", I'm pretty sure something like that would come out of my mouth too 😂
4:57 I know I'm very late, but I wanted to mention something from my studies on tiger pregnancy! (Don't ask.) A lot of animals usually give birth at night. It's thought this helps them to avoid predators, and most fully clean up (cleaning the newborn, eating placenta, etc) by morning so there isn't even a scent to track. So I bet that's why melatonin helps to induce labor!
Cool! As a kid my dog had puppies overnight. I tried to stay up with her because she chose to have them in my room. I woke up and there were 4 puppies cleaned off and nursing. I didn’t know that was the typical thing but makes perfect sense. For myself I went into labor at night also
I guess he figured that because he claims he asked her monthly if she had her period, that was every precaution he could have taken. In all my years of dating/ACTUALLY being married I've NEVER had a man ask "Did you have your period this month"? I call BS on that portion of their story.
@@Kristel1982 my fiance asks me regularly due to us not being ready and other circumstances. We've had too many scares too close to my last pregnancy and miscarriage to have another yet.
@@seionthekitsune21 I've never been a monthly regular, mine has always been every other month for about 3 weeks. I also had my menstrual throughout BOTH of my pregnancies.
@@seionthekitsune21 that's fuckin weird dude. Either he doesn't trust you to tell him or he's got obsessive control issues. Maybe you should go to counciling before you get married because that's not right.
I can't imagine the psychological damage of thinking you're dying and screaming at your man for three hours and him not waking up. Labor and delivery are hard enough but the distress she was in made them so much worse, it's honestly so upsetting.
To be fair to my husband, who slept while i really needed someone, he had just been on a long graveyard shift and was going on poor sleep anyway. He couldn't physically stay awake this time. He tried! Lol thankful I had a doula this time.
@@stefswatchinyoutubeagain4769 I love that kind of joke. My brother got married last year, right before everything shut down for the pandemic! Anyway, he and his bride got coffee mugs for guest gifts that said "I went to (Bride) and (Groom)'s wedding and all I got was this lousy mug." They're fun reminders of a great celebration.
After my first son was born, he was placed on me. I just stared at him and poked him gently. He was so warm! I was actually stunned that he just came out of me. This wasn’t my baby. He was so alien to me. It took me about an hour to snap out of it. Once I was back in my room and not shaking anymore, they brought him to me. Then I was scared. They forced me to leave the hospital 24 hours later, at 11:00 pm. I begged to let me just stay until morning and they refused. They refused to show me how to nurse him too, even after I told them I didn’t know how and could they bring in someone to help me. I tried to watch a video and learn once I got home, but it didn’t work. The only advice they gave me, over the phone was to not give him a bottle. Well, DUH! I felt so guilty and helpless! My wonderful husband helped me with this. I eventually had to bottle feed him, but he helped me with the guilt of this. I got to nurse my next two, and the hospital experience was entirely different. The nurses make all the difference in your experience.
That is horrible medical care you received with your son. I am so sorry you had to experience that, especially with your first child. That is so extremely sad that they treated you with such disrespect and disregard.
11:29 about not believing he can sleep through yelling: depending on the wind and direction, depending on the waves, it's possible to not hear someone outside on the boat. Her voice could be carried out or muffled by waves.
Possibly! Our brain has that amazing ability to filter out sources of noise, that's why I sleep with quite loud rain sounds, so I can't hear the fleas sneeze or cars passing by.
@@ANC_505 Windows on the boat are usually thicker than regular, to withstand waves and wind. The thickness would dull the sound of banging. And I'm sure she would have broken the window if she could, instead of screaming for 3 hours, except it was too strong.
The part that had me “ It’s not mine “. Miss the baby literally came out of you. Plus there is no one else around unless she thought the EMT’s just happen to carry babies in their bag to plant on people. 💀 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love the progression of expressions on MDJ’s face as the EMT wraps up the baby and then takes it to the ambulance. Like, first approval that she’s keeping baby warm, heading towards mom. Then slight confusion when she goes past mom. Then shock and bemused outrage as the EMT just goes running for the ambulance. Chef’s kiss
MDJ (as the woman in the episode is actively delivering her own baby): “I would NOT want to go on a boat trip with this guy, what if something terrible was happening?” Me: “Unclear what your definition is, but I’m pretty sure this falls into the ‘something terrible is happening’ category for the rest of us.” 😂
Woman: screaming in pain for hours on the back of a boat, thinking she’s dying, thinking about her kids being notified of her death Man: *sleeping* how did this happen to me?!
Dr. Mama Jones: "Not that this will ever happen to any of you..." It did. Feburary 2nd, 2007 at 2:30 in the morning. A black SUV hauled ass into the parking lot where I was working when they realized they wouldn't make it to the town with the maternity ward 20 minutes away. As you are aware not all babies cry on their own right away. This one didn't. Luckily the parents pulled into an all night gas station where a farmer was working third and this was not my first delivery. First human delivery, but not my first delivery. I realized she wasn't breathing after the father pulled her out and went straight into veterinary mode. Started patting her back to stimulate her. When that didn't work I started to lift her, Intending to hold her with her head downward so her lungs could drain but the instant that icy air went up underneath her she opened her eyes and started bawling. We wrapped her in a sweatshirt and closed the car door THEN the cop showed up.
What does it say about the situation of American agriculture that this guy had to work the 3rd shift in addition to his job as a farmer? And, yeah for the baby.
Twice (2 diff pregnancies) my cervix started softening and dilating around 16 weeks. Incompetent cervix. They gave me cervical sutures(Circlauge) I stayed in labor 4 months with contractions every 5 min. each time. If I walked I felt the head and wobbled like a penguin. Was on strict bedrest. Both of my sons are now in their 30's. Miracles!!
I dont think so. She must have blocked the Idea of being pregnant over 9 month. These are very powerfull psychologic walls you can built. There is even a phenomenom thst your belly only shows after you realized you are pregnant. For example if they showed you the ultrasound in hospital and your denial is just broken. Also if you know you are pregnant you know what is happening and you are waiting for it. So you start the whole process in a much more different mindset. If your body just starts cramping and bleeding your fear and panic mode takes over. Your hormones do a lot of the work during birth. But birth hormons are not working well with fear hormones. So the pain might have been much more intense. During labour I was in a kind of trance and had no feeling for time at all. I just was. Without the hormones my experiance might have been much different.
@@ameliastar_7267 some people get told they can't get pregnant or some people think birth control is 100% and it's normal not knowing your pregnant some show signs and some don't.
It's so funny that she said, "It's not mine." The cord was probably still attached to her at this point.🤣🤣🤣 So many things went wrong on this episode. There's the fact that they didn't know this lady was pregnant until she gave birth, the boat labor, the baby's dad not waking up for 2 or 3 hours, and trying to meet the ambulance but ending up at the wrong place. I'm glad that mom and baby were okay though. At least nothing went wrong there.
A snapshot moment in my 35 years of nursing: I remember a patient saying that immediately after delivery. She thought we were lying to her when we heard the baby's heartbeat prior to delivery and she said, after delivery, "That is not mine. there is no way that came out of me".
My favorite part of these, is when the mother says "What are you talking about? I didn't have a baby." while the EMT/Doctor/Whoever is HOLDING the newborn like "Okay. Then what's this?"
It's funny, but it's a fair question. She was taking the pill, so just saying "well, you two had sex" isn't a really good answer, when you take into consideration that some couples trying to get pregnant on purpose usually take some time as it is. It's way more difficult to wrap your head around that when she's on the pill.
I Am Imperfection Perfected. Exactly, “honey wake up there’s a psycho killer in the house!!” *intense screaming and horrifying murder ensues “your honor im a very deep sleeper!”
I sure hope his sleep patterns changed after this baby was born!!!! Mercy! There’s no way I would trust my partner that slept that heavy to take care of our child.
@@charlottebuddhistvihara1354 It also really might just be he's a deep sleeper. I can only be woken up by someone shaking me, sound has no effect, I even sleep though really high pitched fire alarms, costruction and similar loud sound. Pretty sure screaming couldn't wake me up either, especially if she's outside.
Honestly, I think they didn't tell the producers that he'd passed out from being drunk. I mean, it's possible that he sleeps that deeply during his deep sleep phase, but that doesn't last for 2 1/2 - 3 hours. But being passed-out drunk can. Either that or the producers said "Hmmm, 20-30 minutes isn't so bad. How about we up that to 2 1/2 - 3 hours?" It is TLC after all.
Ha ha, my fmr husband during labour#2 Oh, he came home late and I was already in labour, but he wanted to go to sleep instead, and he did. Our 3yo was my support person during the middle of the night through to early morning, until little person fell asleep because 3yo. Hubby woke up at 0800h. Dropped 3yo off at preschool, and dropped me off outside hospital at 0930h, and 1000h I manage to get to the maternity desk (down the hall and up a flight of stairs). 1030h examined, 2cm (12hrs of "kill me" endured at this point). 1130h, purple baby in my arms. 🤣🤣 Baby is now adult and an older sibling
I know, right! Though, I can also identify with him on it! My hubby wakes up with excruciating leg crappies in the middle of the night and if I'm asleep, I don't hear a thing! You can beat me with a pillow(friends did it too me when I was a kid) and I won't wake, hopefully I never sleep through anything equal to this!
It looks like they were in like LA Calif. LMAO! Yes, there are pirates in certain areas, but you can pretty much avoid those areas. So don't sail or motor along the coast of Venezuela or the North East coast of Africa or through the Red Sea. Some parts of the Philippines and a few places in the Caribbean have pirates. There are two types of Pirates, one is opportunistic and just will come on board and steal stuff when you are onshore or in the middle of the night like maybe a dinghy or things left up on deck. The others are the ones you have to worry about, as they come on board with AK47s and kidnap you and hijack your boat, then try to ransom you back to your country. The second group is in specific places in the world and those areas can be avoided, also just buddy boating will keep you safe too. There is no real need to worry about them along the coast of the US. Well, you might get boarded by the opportunistic type, but generally, a good machete and a lot of noise will scare them into the sea! These guys are just like the types that might break into a house or go into someone's yard or garage to steal shit.
@@mutoidliz2320 that's totally unacceptable if my husband ever does that to me he knows imma start ripping blankets off him My mama poured water on me to get up, I'm prepared to do the same 😂
When i found out I was pregnant with my son I had a cold & went down the cold isle which in the store I worked in was shared with the pregnancy tests for some reason I bought one got home was looking at my calendar and realized I hadn't had a period for 2 months so I took the test first line showed up took me a sec to realize it wasn't the control line but the positive of course the control line showed up right after.
Marina is probably the best name she could have gotten in this instance Also I’m laugHING SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM THATS SO CUTE I also looked like my dad when I was born and my dad said “poor kid looks just like me”
I looked exactly like MY biological Father. I was checking out his Senior HS picture, with my Wedding closeup photos, WOW! I was/am still amazed. He died at only 47 years old. I had had his first Grandchild but he never got to see him. And I had never gotten to meet my Father.🥀, here I am pushing 75; the pain is so overwhelming.
TLC's editing is pretty hilarious. I can't imagine someone with any training running through the dark along a possibly wet dock with a new born baby, even if the cord was cut.
She had TWO CHILDREN already! How could it not occur to her that she was delivering her third child? OK, she was panicked, but that's still wild. Sweet to see how the family regrouped and I love the little one's name.
Right?! I mean every other story on this show, when the woman has had a baby before, she recognizes the labor pains when they start. It's usually only first-time moms that don't know what's happening, think they're dying, until the baby pops out. This woman was in crazy denial to go all the way through labor to having the baby pop out and STILL say, "It's not mine." 🤣 Maybe it's just editing and over-dramatizing the story but I find it hard to believe that pregnancy didn't cross her mind at all even if she dismissed it quickly.
Unless maybe she had electrical (haha thanks autocorrect I meant elective) caesareans with the other two. But yes I agree. I know two women who didn’t know they were pregnant, one found out at nearly 3 months, and one at 7 months. But both were first time mums.
It can be assumed her last two pregnancies presented as expected, with a baby-bump and all that. If this was her first time experiencing a cryptic pregnancy, something some women don't know is a thing, then I can see why she assumed something was going wrong. Cryptic pregnancies are uncommon, less common than prolapse and if she's never felt a prolapse before she wouldn't know if it can be that painful. That combined with the panic of "I'm dying on a boat" I don't blame her for thinking that ain't how pregnancies are supposed work.
This was incredibly horrifying and stressful since she's at the edge of the boat! And he's deeply asleep? He's useless 😳 fire? Home invasion? I wouldn't feel safe with him. It's not mine! 😂😂😂😂😂
@@cherusiderea1330 so….he still didn’t take any precautions, SHE did. Taking the pill and keeping track of her cycles was her doing. I highly doubt HE was tracking her cycles…
We don't know about her and ex's parenting arrangements, why assume boyfriend was involved? And she's doesn't seem like adult that want to be taken care of. Can we not - with blaming men for not doing what we don't know they were even asked. (woman here, I don't shy away from criticism of... whatever men fail to do- but it has to be some evident issue, pls)
This woman was dating a man in his twenties after a divorce. It was reclaimed youth that was fun and fresh. Reality is about to set in when she realizes she now has four children to care for.
"ITS NOT MINE! Am I speaking English?" "Ma'am, if this baby isn't yours then I am not a paramedic. This badge says otherwise. That baby came out of you."
@@spamachuchan8824 ya I know right where else would it have come from fucking narnia the depths of hell heavens gates look lady take the blame its your kid.
Man this ones got some excellent jokes. Woman: It can’t be mine. EMT: 😐😑😐 Ma’am. Man: All I wanted for my birthday was a sweater. 🤣 This one was great.
My husband is a really hard sleeper too... I had to work late one night and didn't get home til super early in the morning. Out of habit he locked the deadbolt from the inside so I couldn't get in. He wouldn't answer his phone, I was banging on the door, the dog was going crazy, I went around to the bedroom window to throw things at it... Eventually he woke up but thank God there wasn't an emergency!
my teen cousin was home alone. his parents and sister came home late and was locked out. they kept calling his phone, ringing doorbell, but he slept through it all. even the neighbours came out to see. the parents and kid sister slept in the car. she didn’t go to school the next day. my cousin woke up in the morning wondering why his parents and sis still hadn’t come home. (they live in a flat where the carpark building is in a separate block)
That’s me. My mom got locked out and I was a sleep. I wouldn’t wake for anything. Luckily my grandad loved next door and had a key. Also the time my dads car blew up in the middle of the night and FD and ambulance came and I slep through it all until morning
This stuff is always so crazy! I actually have a friend that I know personally who had a baby without knowing. She didn’t gain ANY weight, had no belly and continued to have periods throughout. She had actually tested at one point and got a negative. They went to the hospital for her having serious stomach pains and came home with a beautiful baby girl! It was AMAZING to see how this actually happens. I mean, she literally looked NO DIFFERENT her ENTIRE pregnancy, and not to mention, this was her 3rd child! Not even her first! 😂🤦🏻♀️
I had my first child unaware I took the test at home it came out negative, I saw my period every month with cloth I didn’t gain weight or having any pregnancy symptoms and the end I had a baby boy all by myself at home!!!
@@nt3833 its definitely possible. And getting a false negative happens too. While this hasn't happened to me, I've been in the situation of having repeated negative tests and having to convince the doc I'm pregnant. In the end it was an ultrasound for an unrelated issue where they saw the 12 week foetus and finally believed me. If you can have that happen then I don't see why this isn't possible
@@osamudiameanointing2687 so happy for you!! home birth is beautiful and amazing. i hope you realized earlier than this lady that you were in labor and didn't have to worry you were dying!!
That must have been extremely terrifying for her. I mean, your body wants to push and your like “hell no, this organ needs to stay inside me!” Talk about the amount of effort she must have been putting into not letting whatever it was come out!!
Nah, my friend Megan's mom reacted that way when they showed Megan to her. They look nothing alike, as Megan is blonde and blue eyed with light gold skin like her Greek father, and her Cuban mother has dark tan skin, brown eyes and black hair. For some reason her mom's initial thought was that the nurses were pranking her...
Well the TRULY horrifying part is thank God it didn't swoosh right out a minute or 2 earlier when she was stepping over the side of the boat- where it would have fallen into the WATER and sank!😳😳😳
I bet that baby popped out, looked around, and was like: "I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat), I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)." Then she took a good hard look at the motherfucking boat.
"I didn't want kids right now." Sir, you are with a woman who has kids right now.😂 Edit: I know it's not exactly the same, but as a step parent, those are also my kids from day one.
Maybe it's different for me because my mom and stepdad didn't meet until I was in middle school, but the difference is that my stepdad didn't RAISE me. Don't get me wrong, we've had a lot of great times together. But if I had a problem, I didn't go to him. He didn't discipline me, he didn't give me advice, he didn't contribute financially to my education, extracurriculars, or everyday necessities, nor was he the first person to go to in order to take care of any tasks involved. Perhaps it's because I was used to simply going to my mom for everything. Or perhaps it's because he didn't find it was his place to intervene. Or maybe his broken relationship with his own children (due in part to a vicious custody battle) made him wary of being too involved. Either way, it freed up a lot of his time and money in a way that wouldn't be possible for a child you're actively raising.
I think it wasn't the best phrasing, but there's definitely a difference between "I want to help you raise the children that came with this relationship" and "I want to bring a new life into the world." Especially if they're still kinda feeling this relationship out, and figuring out how he's relating to everyone in the family, a new baby definitely can throw a wrench in things.
@@catinabox3048 This is interesting. I'm a stepmom who never wanted to have my own kids, but, given my age, I knew that if I ever did find someone I wanted to marry, that person might have kids. That was okay by me. I was 41 when I met my husband. He was raising his boys, 8 and 11, on his own. They're 17 and 20 now. I always let my husband do the majority of the parenting, because that's what felt right for both of us, and for the boys. Plus, they saw their mother every weekend, and I didn't want her to feel replaced. I felt that I was more of an auntie to the boys than a stepmother. But they've recently told me that they feel that I have very much been their stepmother, a mother figure to them, and that I've done a good job. That's a lovely feeling.
As a former EMT, I totally believe some other EMTs wouldn't initially put the pieces together and would infact go, "What the F is that?" The Paramedocs are usually better, but then I could see some of them responding that way. To note, there is a significant difference in the level of education and training between an EMT and a Paramedic.
If I was screaming and yelling like that and my HUSBAND didn’t wake up, that would be the last day we would be together. I get some people are heavy sleepers but damn. Can’t take that risk
My favorite thing about this is the woman has had two kids previously and she never suspected pregnancy even while the baby is crowning. They think it’s an organ. This blows my mind.
Dr mama Jones always reminding people to check pregnancy tests so to avoid being too late to having less options with unplanned pregnancy!! A true nice soul!!
so let me get this straight: if a stranger gives birth right in front of me I get the baby wrap him/her in something warm, give it to the mom to hold.. and leave the umbilical cord attached until paramedics get there. Got it 👍🏼
No, you run away with the baby wrapped up while the chord is still connected. Pay attention. -.- but on a serious note, yeah, this is super useful to know and I'm glad she covered this in the video, you never know what might happen.
You put the baby on the mom, skin to skin, wrap them together with the cord attached. She may deliver the placenta soon, especially if the baby starts nursing, which would be a good idea. As soon as the mom has delivered the baby it's not an emergency (and the paramedics probably aren't even necessary).
I have two kids. It always blows my mind how someone came to full term and didn’t feel the baby inside during the whole time. I didn’t realize I was pregnant with my second one, but the baby’s movement at 2 months was what tipped me off.
I was named after my mom's aunt, who was born on a ship while they where moving from Europe to South America (now she is 83 years old), so that part of the story really touched me💕
@@francesmcstay Hmm, "Mayflower" isn't nearly as bad as "Titanic" though 😂 I would say "Minnow" sounds the worst, but if you changed the spelling to Mineaux or Minot, it would just seem like a European derived name. Lmao
My partner is like this, I took half an hour to wake him up from a couple metres away when my waters broke, screaming at the top of my lungs. We’re seeing someone for it (eventually, referrals take forever)… BUT once we had baby, he actually started sleeping lightly and went months without the episodes of being unable to be woken. It has come back since, but he still USUALLY wakes up when the now 2yo screams from his bedroom. But you never know, mums go through the most changes but I think something physically/chemically changes in dads too once their baby arrives.
When I was very pregnant with my second child I felt something coming out of my vagina that felt strange and didn’t feel like me, so I thought it was the baby’s foot. I rushed to A&E and the doctor wasn’t interested at all and told me it was a prolapse and sent me home. I had my son a few weeks later and spent the next 14 years struggling to go to the toilet. I finally had a bowel repair and now tell all new mums I meet to go to the doctor ASAP if their bodies don’t snap back to normal.
"I took every precaution ... for this" You did? Because I heard that she was taking the pill, and that you were checking to make sure she was having periods (I'm really curious about how he was "checking" on that) but I didn't hear anything about condoms That is a very judgemental thing for me to say. However, I work with teens, for whom "taking precautions" often means something very different from what I am thinking. Most often they tell me that they have never had sex and there is NO WAY they could possibly be pregnant. But... the occasional teen will say that they were "talking precautions." When you ask for specifics, they tell you that they "used condoms sometimes."
There are different type of labor, she describes a perfect example of back labor. And yes even thought I knew I was pregnant it does feel like all your inside are coming out.
I have 5 kids and all were completely different. They all hurt during labor but I was 20+ weeks before realizing I was pregnant and my 3rd faked me out for the last 2 months with contractions.
This episode is the "it wasn't me" of I didn't know I was pregnant. Lady has an infant fall out of her uterus, that's not mine. I'm sure it's shock or something but that is such a flagrant denial of reality I'm laughing so hard.
Ok. I need to share my sister's birth story in light of your reaction to the EMT. The baby was known to have gastroschisis. As a result, she was scheduled to birth him in a high risk maternity hospital. It was all organized and pre planned, because he'd need immediate surgery. So my sister was induced, given an epidural, and then for some reason given a second epidural. So she's totally numb. In this situation, there is a nurse in the room at all times, who is supposedly versed in complex issues. My sister was still lying in bed, under blankets, talking to people, no issues, when the fetal heart monitor went off, no heart beat for baby. So the nurse calmly gets up and starts looking at the monitor straps, thinking its come loose somewhere, when we all hear a tiny mewling noise, squeaky. I immediately thought it was a newborn type noise. But the nurse looks up and I swear to God goes, "is there a cat in here?" (Because that's the logical explanation, smh) My nephew had been born on the bed under the blanket and no one knew! The 'professional ' nurse then runs out of the room, screaming down the hall that the baby was here. As exaggerated as you can imagine, arms flailing, everyone runs in like it's a military seague... and that's how my nephew came into the world. He's 10 now and healthy, but what a day. I still cant get over it. My nephew the cat!
This literally happened to me! Except I had fallen asleep with my boyfriend for a little bit. Crazy!! He was my first baby and the doctors were shocked.
"no chance she could be pregnant" Did you participate in the baby making act? If so there is absolutely 100% a CHANCE you could be pregnant. Even a 99% effective rate is still 1 out of every 100 women finding out they were pregnant. And for that one woman she is 100% pregnant.
@@jamesrivers5303 doesn't change my point. If you are having sex you could be pregnant... Even if you're not showing the regular symptoms and you are trying as hard as possible to break the sexual reproductive act. People seem to think that less likely means not going to happen at all.
@@Christina-cf9ot not many people are that advance in thinking as a matter of fact I heard of a case were a little girl of 11 years became pregnant without having sex. She sat on the lap of a family friend who had the habit of placing her on his lap since she was an infant. Apparently while she was sitting there in her short skirt he discharged and some of his semen went into her. She was just about to start seeing her period which didn't happen because of that fact. The district midwife did an examination on her said she was pregnant the family refused to believe because her hymen was intact. The mom believe it was fibroids or witchcraft so they refuse to believe the midwife. In those days ultrasound and urine dip pregnancy test was rare in some countries, especially in remote areas. So the child heard the conversation and had it in her mind that the thing inside her was alien caused by witchcraft. So few weeks later the child went into labour and the same village midwife was called to deliver baby. When the baby was born and they wrapped it up and handed it to the Little girl she knocked the baby away and ran because she thought it was an alien or duppy. Her father even became a mad man or mentally ill because of the unexpected trauma. The point is when the mind had no warning as to what's really going on in the body then suddenly there's a moment of intense and traumatic experience happening in the body some people will think anything but the obvious.
@@jamesrivers5303 That is the most ridiculously insane story I've heard before, and I don't believe it for a second. A "family friend" discharged semen through his pants, under her skirt, through her underwear, and it somehow got into her vaginal cavity and- even though it is already difficult for semen to reach through the cervix anyways- managed to somehow get all the way up there and impregnate an egg even though children that young are so young that it wouldn't be as easy to get pregnant. And she wasn't getting her period yet. The obvious is that she was raped by the family friend and since her family has zero idea of biology- believing in witchcraft and garbage- they're willing to believe what is an absolutely bullshit story. That poor girl.
@@notrealnamenotatall2476I don't know if she was wearing any underwear and I heard that the girl was not the first one the man masterbated on in the community ,it's a habit of his. But when they examined this one her hymen was still intact. I believe that girl was unfortunate to be ovulating at that time. As a matter of fact the baby that was born is now a doctor and she's the one telling her story. She was basically raised by the doctors and nurses at the hospital that the midwife took her to (before she was adopted by a nurse)after she was abandoned at birth by the family.
My absolute favorite part of watching Mama Doctor Jones is how emotional she gets when the babies are born. You can tell she is in the right profession. She just glows when she see the babes and hears those stories! So precious!
"there was like rubber down there." "it was obscene" "There was about half an inch of something coming out." *Baby cries* "What the fuck is that?" "I didn't deliver a baby it's not mine." You guys probably did really well in Biology.
Or, you know, they were just in shock, disoriented and needed a moment to catch up to the reality of the situation. Considering you can convince a person in shock to perform CPR on a decapitated body, I would not use people's statements in a situation where they think one of them is dying as a measure of their intelligence.
The part where they just say she ran with the baby sounded like something you'd see in one of those old black and white cartoons except in that it would have the umbilical stretching and then snapping them back like a rubber band and accidentally tossing the baby in the air for shenanigans.
Thank so much for being here! What should I watch next?
Please video on Endometriosis. Pain management suggestions??
Jane the virgin 1x01 I beg you
Birth control pills for heavy inconsistent period for teenagers (I have the combined pill to stop my periods being so bad, but have no idea how it helps) can u explain? 😁 ly mdj
The final episode of the first season of New Amsterdam if you haven't done it already
Brooklyn 99 7x06 about trying to conceive
"It's not mine!" -EMT Runs away with baby-
LOL XD then who tf is it right? LOL
It is your fault that I spit apple juice all over my tablet
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@@Nami-po7eg stop please
Considering how that dude sleeps I hope the baby is never left alone with him.
lol best comment!!!
Best comment ever lol🤣🤣🤣
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Honestly. But considering he’s a dad, I don’t think he can sleep like that again.
@@MB-nb7yq Maybe but it's not like you can just stop being a super heavy sleeper. I'm a super light sleeper and would love to be able to sleep a little heavier without hearing every single noise around me. If he can sleep through several hours of her screaming, there's no way he's going to hear the baby crying.
So funny! But I get why!!
“WHAT IF THERE WERE PIRATES???”
Quite possibly my absolutely favorite Mama Doctor Jones quote
Also i bet even the pirates would know she was in labor
@@Rhaeine but do the pirates take dad and take off or stay to help?
SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂
Needs the T-shirt🤣
That was my favorite too!!
I wouldn’t not only want to go on a boat trip with this guy I wouldn’t want go through LIFE with this guy!!
Mom: *Went through a terrifying, painful labor, alone, on a boat, in the middle of the night with no assistance.*
Dad: “How did this happen to me?”
so true!!!!
Seriously. Fire that dad, he’s a total yutz. Hope the mom gets to have some grade A therapy. I’d need it after that.
OMG this. Also, doesn't use condoms and goes "I wAsN't ReAdY i WaS tAkInG EvErY pReCaUtIoN!1" Um, no, *she* was taking the pill, you were doing f*ck all.
@@constancep7632 This right here... Also why TF did he get with a woman who had kids when he said multiple times he didn't want kids yet??
@@brooklynnbailey4356 There's a big difference between middle schoolers and babies.
I'm laughing so much at the dad saying 'how could this happen to me' while the poor mother spent 3 hours screaming in agony while slept peacefully 😂😂
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If my partner slept while I screamed in labour, he wouldn't be around much longer 😂.
That’s the most male thing
Facts Lool I would be mad asf my child father is like that I’m like how could you sleep through me screaming pushing kicking pulling tugging I swore he was dead 😒🙁 he really can sleep through anything
Yeah, he seems like a bit of narcissist. This whole time talking about me, me ,me....
I love that him "taking every precaution" to not have a baby is asking her if she got her period that month
Lol exactly like by that time she could already be pregnant
Right? “How could this happen to me?” Well first of all dude, you didn’t wear a condom...
That would drive me crazy after approximately 1 month.
@@alexanderk.6869 this is soooo accurate! For women it is almost impossible to become pregnant, if he is not risking it (by not wearing a condom).
Once had a conversation to a guy (father of 4 by 3 women) who complained about child support and claimed they all "played him" by not taking the pill correctly. And I answered: "yeah its difficult to control whether your partner uses the pill correctly but how did they secretly vanish your condom?" And he just went away... XD
@@meinennamensagichnet "how did they secretly vanish your condom" lmfaoooo
How traumatic for the mom to be alone so long and think you are dying…. I hope she got therapy. Also glad the baby didn’t come as she was stepping over the water off the boat (and came just a few moments later). Best wishes to all!
Oh, a believer. It’s called learning. It’s called being an adult. The ridiculous things therapists have told me helped me understand that they generally make things worse. One of their greatest hits is assuring you that you are a victim and NEED them
Exactly. I was picturing her and the newborn baby falling off the edge of the boat
Things white people do ... run to therapist for everything 😂
@@debbylou5729 I’m sorry you experienced that but just because your therapy ended up being unsuccessful, doesn't mean all or even most therapists are manipulators who victimize their patients. You're just scaring away ill people who desperately need help, with comments like this.
@@myunili I’m not scaring anyone away. I never even said whatever it is you’re talking about. The majority don’t know what they’re doing. I’ve known quite a few and only one admitted that it doesn’t work for everyone and if there hasn’t been improvement within a month or two, it’s time to find or do something else. Personally, I’m sorry that you’re just pretending the majority are any good. In fact, people like you cause more damage to people. People go, get no help and fall deeper into despair all because so many claim it’s the answer
I can't get over him being in a serious relationship with a mother of 2 and saying he isn't ready to be a father. Most people like that wouldn't date a parent lol.
I think this says more about her than him.
@@shuffman8094 what???????
@@disguisedboots she never brought her children around him. She went boating every weekend. Living a separate life. It’s not his responsibility, it’s hers to set the tone of the relationship to include the children. He may have just gone along with what she was doing
My fiance is with me, a mom of THREE and he doesn't want MORE kids yet. The guy meant he wasn't exactly ready for a newborn.
@@shuffman8094 Yes, she sets the tone. But if seriously dating her, he should sound more ready to be a parent. He spoke like the children didn't exist. I'm guessing they were with the ex husband every weekend.
I don't understand how a man can enter into a long term relationship with a woman who already has kids and and say that he isn't ready for children 😂 you already paid for the combo meal, sir
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That's a great point. As a mother, that's not necessarily the type of guy you want to be dating.
@@ANC_505 Yes! I don't understand how parents are able to be with people who don't want/like their kids.
id want to give him the benefit of the doubt and go more with he didn't want a baby at the time. We don't know he could've gotten along great with her kids and enjoyed being a step-parent a baby is a whole different story
@@anneg.9825 Towards the end tho he says something along the lines of "NOW I'm a dad" or something, I don't think you say that when you take your partner's kids as your own.
I love the reaction of "Oh, that small human that just tore its way out of my body? That's not mine. No idea who that belongs to." lol, glad that the baby turned out healthy and the family turned out happy. An unexpected pregnancy can be hard to adjust to even when you have 9 months to adjust, I can't imagine having zero buffering period and just suddenly being a parent.
I laughed when she said that, and then I realized, if I'd been thinking I was dying for 3 hours, on a boat, alone, thinking an organ was falling out of me, and when I finally got help they said "You just gave birth", I'm pretty sure something like that would come out of my mouth too 😂
I'd like to see a cops reaction to the it's not mine comment lol!
Process malfunction is a hell of a drug
"How could this happen to ME?"
Dude, every woman on the planet just gave you the finger 🙄
That man just said "All I wanted for my birthday was a sweatshirt." And he was not even joking.
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He really needed that sweatshirt to keep his baby warm
He’s freaking selfish and self centered.
@@JH-nj8upHe took care of the baby. What more else do you want. Granted he said some silly things but actions speak louder than.
The mom: "its not mine"
The ambulance lady: "finders keepers then" *proceeds to runs away with the baby*
omg I almost spit my drink out reading your comment! lmao
@@Tippycat I literally was about to write the same thing and saw yours 🤣
@@Tippycat I think You topped all of us!!! 😂😂😂
@@Tippycat You are the next Kim Kardashian, famous for doing nothing
@@c0mput3r80y Must have me confused with yourself.
'All i wanted for my birthday was a sweat shirt..' 🤣💀😭
All of the dad's comments were killin me.
#ohNo #notready #deadasleep
you mean #dadasleep ;)
Well, he got the sweat shirt...the EMT's. It just happened to have a baby wrapped in it too!
And the shorts in the beginning. “These don’t seems to fit the same anymore.” “No they don’t!”
4:57 I know I'm very late, but I wanted to mention something from my studies on tiger pregnancy! (Don't ask.)
A lot of animals usually give birth at night. It's thought this helps them to avoid predators, and most fully clean up (cleaning the newborn, eating placenta, etc) by morning so there isn't even a scent to track. So I bet that's why melatonin helps to induce labor!
Thank You
except many preditors work during the day lol
@@GoodKnight5252But it’s easier to see the predator in the sunlight.
Cool! As a kid my dog had puppies overnight. I tried to stay up with her because she chose to have them in my room. I woke up and there were 4 puppies cleaned off and nursing. I didn’t know that was the typical thing but makes perfect sense. For myself I went into labor at night also
I. Laughed. So hard. At the Emma Stone “bit of an understatement governor”. Premium editing 👌
He said he'd taken every precaution.
What? No, she was on the pill.
That is not him taking every precaution!
I guess he figured that because he claims he asked her monthly if she had her period, that was every precaution he could have taken. In all my years of dating/ACTUALLY being married I've NEVER had a man ask "Did you have your period this month"? I call BS on that portion of their story.
@@Kristel1982 my fiance asks me regularly due to us not being ready and other circumstances. We've had too many scares too close to my last pregnancy and miscarriage to have another yet.
@@seionthekitsune21 I've never been a monthly regular, mine has always been every other month for about 3 weeks. I also had my menstrual throughout BOTH of my pregnancies.
@@seionthekitsune21 that's fuckin weird dude. Either he doesn't trust you to tell him or he's got obsessive control issues.
Maybe you should go to counciling before you get married because that's not right.
@@Kristel1982 you literally CANNOT have a period while you're pregnant. At all.
You had bleeding but not menstruation
I can't imagine the psychological damage of thinking you're dying and screaming at your man for three hours and him not waking up. Labor and delivery are hard enough but the distress she was in made them so much worse, it's honestly so upsetting.
As an antepartum nurse, I have seen patients go into labor, screaming... you name it and the dads are on the couch asleep like its nothing.
It feels like a lot of men don’t care about the pain or even an innocent child
To be fair to my husband, who slept while i really needed someone, he had just been on a long graveyard shift and was going on poor sleep anyway. He couldn't physically stay awake this time. He tried! Lol thankful I had a doula this time.
No way in HELL would I allow ANYONE to sleep in my room while I was in labor !!!!
That was my dad when I was born. It was really early in the morning, so they had to shake him awake to tell him the baby was about to be born.
"All I wanted for my birthday was a sweatshirt" just slays me. This is hilarious.
(Reminds me if those tee shirts, all I got was a lousy tee shirt)…but all I got was a lousy baby. 😂😂😂
@@stefswatchinyoutubeagain4769 I love that kind of joke. My brother got married last year, right before everything shut down for the pandemic! Anyway, he and his bride got coffee mugs for guest gifts that said "I went to (Bride) and (Groom)'s wedding and all I got was this lousy mug." They're fun reminders of a great celebration.
Simple man😂😂
The actor who played the mother did an amazing job. My heart rate is up from how scared she sounds.
The EMT: “this is my moment!!” - runs off with baby 🏃🏻♀️
I lold so hard. This comment wins.
I'm cry laughing at this comment. 🤣🤣😭😂😂😭🤣
After my first son was born, he was placed on me. I just stared at him and poked him gently. He was so warm! I was actually stunned that he just came out of me. This wasn’t my baby. He was so alien to me.
It took me about an hour to snap out of it. Once I was back in my room and not shaking anymore, they brought him to me.
Then I was scared.
They forced me to leave the hospital 24 hours later, at 11:00 pm. I begged to let me just stay until morning and they refused.
They refused to show me how to nurse him too, even after I told them I didn’t know how and could they bring in someone to help me. I tried to watch a video and learn once I got home, but it didn’t work.
The only advice they gave me, over the phone was to not give him a bottle. Well, DUH!
I felt so guilty and helpless!
My wonderful husband helped me with this. I eventually had to bottle feed him, but he helped me with the guilt of this.
I got to nurse my next two, and the hospital experience was entirely different.
The nurses make all the difference in your experience.
That sounds horrible. So sorry you had to experience that.
That is horrible medical care you received with your son. I am so sorry you had to experience that, especially with your first child. That is so extremely sad that they treated you with such disrespect and disregard.
11:29 about not believing he can sleep through yelling: depending on the wind and direction, depending on the waves, it's possible to not hear someone outside on the boat. Her voice could be carried out or muffled by waves.
Possibly! Our brain has that amazing ability to filter out sources of noise, that's why I sleep with quite loud rain sounds, so I can't hear the fleas sneeze or cars passing by.
I love boats and the sea but so many people die on private boats especially at night it's a legit fear of mine
Sure. But what about the banging on the window? 😄
@@ANC_505 Windows on the boat are usually thicker than regular, to withstand waves and wind. The thickness would dull the sound of banging. And I'm sure she would have broken the window if she could, instead of screaming for 3 hours, except it was too strong.
@@birdgirl8390 fleas sneeze?
I learned a wise lesson: "don't run away with the baby, especially when you haven't cut the umbilical cord"
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Me too. I was so ready to do that when ever I get to deliver a baby. Just run run run. Now I'll think twice before doing that.
Wahhh haa ha ha!
The part that had me “ It’s not mine “. Miss the baby literally came out of you. Plus there is no one else around unless she thought the EMT’s just happen to carry babies in their bag to plant on people. 💀 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
She must have said it out of shock, but it’s still so funny 💀💀
@@greatvalue_ethelcain right ! 😂😂😂😂 I was on the floor with that one. Awww man
EMT lady pulls magic babies out of people like my nephew pulls magic quarters out of people's ears.
Makes me wonder when its really a surprise baby or the momma is like " I'll surprise-baby this guy since he has money and a boat."
That damn stork struck again😂
I love the progression of expressions on MDJ’s face as the EMT wraps up the baby and then takes it to the ambulance. Like, first approval that she’s keeping baby warm, heading towards mom. Then slight confusion when she goes past mom. Then shock and bemused outrage as the EMT just goes running for the ambulance. Chef’s kiss
MDJ (as the woman in the episode is actively delivering her own baby): “I would NOT want to go on a boat trip with this guy, what if something terrible was happening?”
Me: “Unclear what your definition is, but I’m pretty sure this falls into the ‘something terrible is happening’ category for the rest of us.” 😂
I would also not want to get unalived next to that man, if I was screaming my guts out and he wouldn’t wake up.
Lol I didn’t even realize that. I’d hate to be around when her idea of terrible happens😅
“It was obscene” …. The best description of birth that nobody had the balls to say, until now. Why can’t I stop laughing
I laughed, I cried. Lol ♡
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And all I can think about is Wicked
Oh, ya he's an asshole is what I thought.
@@Jennifer-uu2eo Yeah, what a prick.
I hope I never go into labor on a boat because I’m laughing and crying at this episode and my husband is still snoring next to me.
Same! 😂 Funny story, we almost bought a boat
AHAHAHAHA BEST COMMENT EVER
@@hannahfeldfix8361 I guess now you feel lucky you didnt!! 😂
Same, he would sleep through me screaming!
“All I wanted for my birthday was a sweatshirt but I got a baby girl”. I laughed so hard 😂
Woman: screaming in pain for hours on the back of a boat, thinking she’s dying, thinking about her kids being notified of her death
Man: *sleeping* how did this happen to me?!
Yeah seriously! 😂😂😂
For Real! I'd be so fkn MAD!😆😆😆
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Mama Doctor Jones: What if something terrible happened.
Arguably, having a surprise baby on a boat in the middle of the night alone is pretty bad 😂
Sounds like he was passed out from alcohol
Dr. Mama Jones: "Not that this will ever happen to any of you..."
It did. Feburary 2nd, 2007 at 2:30 in the morning. A black SUV hauled ass into the parking lot where I was working when they realized they wouldn't make it to the town with the maternity ward 20 minutes away.
As you are aware not all babies cry on their own right away. This one didn't. Luckily the parents pulled into an all night gas station where a farmer was working third and this was not my first delivery. First human delivery, but not my first delivery.
I realized she wasn't breathing after the father pulled her out and went straight into veterinary mode. Started patting her back to stimulate her. When that didn't work I started to lift her, Intending to hold her with her head downward so her lungs could drain but the instant that icy air went up underneath her she opened her eyes and started bawling. We wrapped her in a sweatshirt and closed the car door THEN the cop showed up.
Respect!
Thank you for this story! ❤
Amazing!
What does it say about the situation of American agriculture that this guy had to work the 3rd shift in addition to his job as a farmer? And, yeah for the baby.
@@marcellaleung346 I thought the commenter was the farmer. Not that this changes your point any, now I'm just wondering if I read the story wrong
We need a “I love this episode” count.
So basically all of them lol
5!
@@sakura-pq9xk Report
I see a drinking game!
Yes
Twice (2 diff pregnancies) my cervix started softening and dilating around 16 weeks. Incompetent cervix. They gave me cervical sutures(Circlauge) I stayed in labor 4 months with contractions every 5 min. each time. If I walked I felt the head and wobbled like a penguin. Was on strict bedrest. Both of my sons are now in their 30's. Miracles!!
Bit late but congratulations! I'm sure sharing your difficult experience will give other women hope ❤
“What if there were pirates?!” I’m sorry. But that killed me! Lol.
It's more likely that the boat could sink. You wouldn't want to be sleeping through that.
Omg me too
Pirates are real, steal a nice boat to run drugs in.
“It’s not mine” is the best example of denial ever, especially since she had already had two childbirth experiences.
That's exactly what I was thinking. It's been a while since she's given birth, but shouldn't she have realized at some point??
I dont think so. She must have blocked the Idea of being pregnant over 9 month. These are very powerfull psychologic walls you can built. There is even a phenomenom thst your belly only shows after you realized you are pregnant. For example if they showed you the ultrasound in hospital and your denial is just broken.
Also if you know you are pregnant you know what is happening and you are waiting for it.
So you start the whole process in a much more different mindset. If your body just starts cramping and bleeding your fear and panic mode takes over. Your hormones do a lot of the work during birth. But birth hormons are not working well with fear hormones. So the pain might have been much more intense. During labour I was in a kind of trance and had no feeling for time at all. I just was. Without the hormones my experiance might have been much different.
@@ameliastar_7267 It's totally normal, she didn't get 9 month to make bond and connection with the baby. She didn't know she was pregnant.
@@ameliastar_7267 some people get told they can't get pregnant or some people think birth control is 100% and it's normal not knowing your pregnant some show signs and some don't.
@@mlL3mas Exactly.
It's so funny that she said, "It's not mine." The cord was probably still attached to her at this point.🤣🤣🤣 So many things went wrong on this episode. There's the fact that they didn't know this lady was pregnant until she gave birth, the boat labor, the baby's dad not waking up for 2 or 3 hours, and trying to meet the ambulance but ending up at the wrong place. I'm glad that mom and baby were okay though. At least nothing went wrong there.
“It’s not mine” I died at this point
It wasn't me...
A snapshot moment in my 35 years of nursing:
I remember a patient saying that immediately after delivery. She thought we were lying to her when we heard the baby's heartbeat prior to delivery and she said, after delivery, "That is not mine. there is no way that came out of me".
@@rebeccafoust7145 imagine if the child found out that’s the first thing their mother said after they’re born.
@@izthistle6196 It would probably be funny to them
My favorite part of these, is when the mother says "What are you talking about? I didn't have a baby." while the EMT/Doctor/Whoever is HOLDING the newborn like "Okay. Then what's this?"
It's an illusion. Lol
And then starts to run with the newborn! My favorite scene
MDJ short circuiting when he said ‘how did this happen to me?’ is the cherry on top of a perfect video 😂
It's funny, but it's a fair question. She was taking the pill, so just saying "well, you two had sex" isn't a really good answer, when you take into consideration that some couples trying to get pregnant on purpose usually take some time as it is. It's way more difficult to wrap your head around that when she's on the pill.
Exactly what I came here to say! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That was EPIC
That's a BEAUTIFUL baby
Lol I read this like 30 seconds before he said it 🤣 wooooow he is.... Definitely an ideal mate 😅
I'd hold a grudge, Sleeping through my multiple hour labor would be a breaking point, Like dude I cant with this its too traumatic 😅
100% if I can’t wake you up during a medical emergency then we can’t be together my dude
I Am Imperfection Perfected. Exactly, “honey wake up there’s a psycho killer in the house!!” *intense screaming and horrifying murder ensues “your honor im a very deep sleeper!”
I agree I couldn’t do it I’m sorry he can’t even watch the baby !! He would just sleep in his fat ass smfh is be SO FKKN DONE W HIM
@@nevadag606 Seriously... Like that's unreliable as hell, I would have to take that as Im living with myself 😐
@@mknight993 Oh god right? He goes in for that dad nap, baby needs something, starts screaming and he just lays there. 😰
I sure hope his sleep patterns changed after this baby was born!!!! Mercy! There’s no way I would trust my partner that slept that heavy to take care of our child.
@@charlottebuddhistvihara1354 It also really might just be he's a deep sleeper. I can only be woken up by someone shaking me, sound has no effect, I even sleep though really high pitched fire alarms, costruction and similar loud sound. Pretty sure screaming couldn't wake me up either, especially if she's outside.
Same!!!
Maybe a bit too much alcohol eh?
@@MyDuckSaysFucc He wasn't drunk he's just a deep sleeper.
My sister is such a sound sleeper that a bomb wouldn't wake her up. But if one of her kids so much as whimpered, she was up.
She was laboring to bring forth two babes - Matt and the baby.
"How could this happen to ME?!" looool sir. You slept through most of this.
I know it’s not his fault for being a deep sleeper but I’m having second hand anger when he wouldn’t wake up!
I'm a deep sleeper but I'm not that dead
Honestly, I think they didn't tell the producers that he'd passed out from being drunk. I mean, it's possible that he sleeps that deeply during his deep sleep phase, but that doesn't last for 2 1/2 - 3 hours. But being passed-out drunk can.
Either that or the producers said "Hmmm, 20-30 minutes isn't so bad. How about we up that to 2 1/2 - 3 hours?" It is TLC after all.
Ha ha, my fmr husband during labour#2
Oh, he came home late and I was already in labour, but he wanted to go to sleep instead, and he did.
Our 3yo was my support person during the middle of the night through to early morning, until little person fell asleep because 3yo.
Hubby woke up at 0800h. Dropped 3yo off at preschool, and dropped me off outside hospital at 0930h, and 1000h I manage to get to the maternity desk (down the hall and up a flight of stairs). 1030h examined, 2cm (12hrs of "kill me" endured at this point). 1130h, purple baby in my arms. 🤣🤣
Baby is now adult and an older sibling
I know, right! Though, I can also identify with him on it! My hubby wakes up with excruciating leg crappies in the middle of the night and if I'm asleep, I don't hear a thing! You can beat me with a pillow(friends did it too me when I was a kid) and I won't wake, hopefully I never sleep through anything equal to this!
@@lunacouer 👍 Absolutely my thaughts....😳🤯😲
Man, if you're "100% unprepared to be a father", reconsider dating the woman with two daughters.
Exactly
He’s having fun, not getting serious
That struck me too.
Totally
Okay i get yall point but there a diffrence of taking care of a baby and having a baby for life know what i mean ??
That was so heartwarming. Babies really do change people.
“What if there’s pirates?” 😂😂😂
Hey it's a valid point.
Me: so pirates of the Caribbean or Jake and the Neverland pirates?
@@stevensuarez4843 Captain Phillips pirates
Man I would have loved it if pirates rocked up while she was in active labour.
It looks like they were in like LA Calif. LMAO! Yes, there are pirates in certain areas, but you can pretty much avoid those areas. So don't sail or motor along the coast of Venezuela or the North East coast of Africa or through the Red Sea. Some parts of the Philippines and a few places in the Caribbean have pirates. There are two types of Pirates, one is opportunistic and just will come on board and steal stuff when you are onshore or in the middle of the night like maybe a dinghy or things left up on deck. The others are the ones you have to worry about, as they come on board with AK47s and kidnap you and hijack your boat, then try to ransom you back to your country. The second group is in specific places in the world and those areas can be avoided, also just buddy boating will keep you safe too. There is no real need to worry about them along the coast of the US. Well, you might get boarded by the opportunistic type, but generally, a good machete and a lot of noise will scare them into the sea! These guys are just like the types that might break into a house or go into someone's yard or garage to steal shit.
I would NEVER leave him with the kids at night😂
For real !!!! 😂😂😂
Well the dad is not going to have trouble sleeping when the baby wakes up screaming.
Poor mom... She will have to deal with all the nights on her own if that happens
I’ve woke my boyfriend up to help me at night only once in because he got vile towards me 😬
@@mutoidliz2320 that's totally unacceptable if my husband ever does that to me he knows imma start ripping blankets off him
My mama poured water on me to get up, I'm prepared to do the same 😂
In my relationship sleeping through everything was not a problem for me even next to the baby middle of the night I slept through it all
That’s ridiculous. You both made the baby. He needs to help.
When i found out I was pregnant with my son I had a cold & went down the cold isle which in the store I worked in was shared with the pregnancy tests for some reason I bought one got home was looking at my calendar and realized I hadn't had a period for 2 months so I took the test first line showed up took me a sec to realize it wasn't the control line but the positive of course the control line showed up right after.
Man’s redeemed himself at the end but sleeping through 3 hours of screams is infuriating
Sure wish I could sleep like this lolol
Marina is probably the best name she could have gotten in this instance
Also I’m laugHING SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM THATS SO CUTE
I also looked like my dad when I was born and my dad said “poor kid looks just like me”
Honestly my dad wanted me to be a boy but he got a girl instead
I looked exactly like MY biological Father. I was checking out his Senior HS picture, with my Wedding closeup photos, WOW! I was/am still amazed. He died at only 47 years old. I had had his first Grandchild but he never got to see him. And I had never gotten to meet my Father.🥀, here I am pushing 75; the pain is so overwhelming.
I was ganna face palm if they named her Aqua
@@pamelakoester734… I’m so sorry… life can be so painful❤
@@daydenthedemonsamurai8865 better than what Marina has to say: my dad wanted a sweatshirt but he got me instead 🤪
TLC's editing is pretty hilarious. I can't imagine someone with any training running through the dark along a possibly wet dock with a new born baby, even if the cord was cut.
She had TWO CHILDREN already! How could it not occur to her that she was delivering her third child? OK, she was panicked, but that's still wild.
Sweet to see how the family regrouped and I love the little one's name.
Right?! I mean every other story on this show, when the woman has had a baby before, she recognizes the labor pains when they start. It's usually only first-time moms that don't know what's happening, think they're dying, until the baby pops out. This woman was in crazy denial to go all the way through labor to having the baby pop out and STILL say, "It's not mine." 🤣 Maybe it's just editing and over-dramatizing the story but I find it hard to believe that pregnancy didn't cross her mind at all even if she dismissed it quickly.
Unless maybe she had electrical (haha thanks autocorrect I meant elective) caesareans with the other two. But yes I agree. I know two women who didn’t know they were pregnant, one found out at nearly 3 months, and one at 7 months. But both were first time mums.
I’ve not had a baby yet, but I was also confused about how she had had two children and not realised? But maybe they were step children or something?
It can be assumed her last two pregnancies presented as expected, with a baby-bump and all that. If this was her first time experiencing a cryptic pregnancy, something some women don't know is a thing, then I can see why she assumed something was going wrong. Cryptic pregnancies are uncommon, less common than prolapse and if she's never felt a prolapse before she wouldn't know if it can be that painful. That combined with the panic of "I'm dying on a boat" I don't blame her for thinking that ain't how pregnancies are supposed work.
I believe they exagerate to make it more dramatic. This is tlc haha
This was incredibly horrifying and stressful since she's at the edge of the boat! And he's deeply asleep?
He's useless 😳 fire? Home invasion? I wouldn't feel safe with him.
It's not mine! 😂😂😂😂😂
"I took all the precautions." Bro no you didn't. You took 0
I'm pretty sure he said, "we". Probably referred to her taking the pill and him making sure she got her period.
@@cherusiderea1330 so not all, but some of the precautions 🤣
@@cherusiderea1330 so….he still didn’t take any precautions, SHE did. Taking the pill and keeping track of her cycles was her doing. I highly doubt HE was tracking her cycles…
“I had someone to take care of that wasn’t me.” You had a girlfriend and her two girls! What? Men are irritating.
He is clearly not the smartest person.
That dude seems selfish af
We don't know about her and ex's parenting arrangements, why assume boyfriend was involved?
And she's doesn't seem like adult that want to be taken care of.
Can we not - with blaming men for not doing what we don't know they were even asked.
(woman here, I don't shy away from criticism of... whatever men fail to do- but it has to be some evident issue, pls)
@@al.the. grow up
This woman was dating a man in his twenties after a divorce. It was reclaimed youth that was fun and fresh. Reality is about to set in when she realizes she now has four children to care for.
I feel like the EMT is like 'Uhhhh wtf it's not your baby, crazy boat lady'
Same EMT: RUN WITH THE CORD
Lady: “I said that’s not mine” paramedic: “what the fuck you mean it’s not yours it came from you”😂
"ITS NOT MINE! Am I speaking English?"
"Ma'am, if this baby isn't yours then I am not a paramedic. This badge says otherwise. That baby came out of you."
@@spamachuchan8824 ya I know right where else would it have come from fucking narnia the depths of hell heavens gates look lady take the blame its your kid.
shock most likely
but yeah lol
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Man this ones got some excellent jokes.
Woman: It can’t be mine.
EMT: 😐😑😐 Ma’am.
Man: All I wanted for my birthday was a sweater.
🤣 This one was great.
My husband is a really hard sleeper too... I had to work late one night and didn't get home til super early in the morning. Out of habit he locked the deadbolt from the inside so I couldn't get in. He wouldn't answer his phone, I was banging on the door, the dog was going crazy, I went around to the bedroom window to throw things at it... Eventually he woke up but thank God there wasn't an emergency!
Happened to my dad once. He woke the neighbors and borrowed their tools. We had a new door next week 😂
If possible I would suggest one of those door locks with a number keypad.
same my boyfreind does the same thing
my teen cousin was home alone. his parents and sister came home late and was locked out. they kept calling his phone, ringing doorbell, but he slept through it all. even the neighbours came out to see. the parents and kid sister slept in the car. she didn’t go to school the next day. my cousin woke up in the morning wondering why his parents and sis still hadn’t come home. (they live in a flat where the carpark building is in a separate block)
That’s me. My mom got locked out and I was a sleep. I wouldn’t wake for anything. Luckily my grandad loved next door and had a key.
Also the time my dads car blew up in the middle of the night and FD and ambulance came and I slep through it all until morning
I watch this show occasionally but no one else in my house is interested. I LOVE this because you say everything I'm already thinking! 😂❤
This stuff is always so crazy! I actually have a friend that I know personally who had a baby without knowing. She didn’t gain ANY weight, had no belly and continued to have periods throughout. She had actually tested at one point and got a negative. They went to the hospital for her having serious stomach pains and came home with a beautiful baby girl! It was AMAZING to see how this actually happens. I mean, she literally looked NO DIFFERENT her ENTIRE pregnancy, and not to mention, this was her 3rd child! Not even her first! 😂🤦🏻♀️
I’d have to see pictures to believe that. A baby has to go somewhere!! Unless she was obese that makes no sense.
I had my first child unaware I took the test at home it came out negative, I saw my period every month with cloth I didn’t gain weight or having any pregnancy symptoms and the end I had a baby boy all by myself at home!!!
@@nt3833 its definitely possible. And getting a false negative happens too. While this hasn't happened to me, I've been in the situation of having repeated negative tests and having to convince the doc I'm pregnant. In the end it was an ultrasound for an unrelated issue where they saw the 12 week foetus and finally believed me. If you can have that happen then I don't see why this isn't possible
@@eternitydoor I had 6 negatives on my first
@@osamudiameanointing2687 so happy for you!! home birth is beautiful and amazing. i hope you realized earlier than this lady that you were in labor and didn't have to worry you were dying!!
That must have been extremely terrifying for her. I mean, your body wants to push and your like “hell no, this organ needs to stay inside me!” Talk about the amount of effort she must have been putting into not letting whatever it was come out!!
This has GOT to be the FIRST a mother has ever said, “Dat’ ain’t my baby”!!! 😅
Exactly!! I hollered out so loud when she said “it isn’t mines”. Girl it’s yours because you just had her. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Mine said, "Put her back: she's not done yet." Because I looked like my dad's mom. 😂
@@stiaininbeglan3844 that's funny 🤣
My mother demanded, “Where’s the other one?” I was supposed to be a twin (and a boy)
Nah, my friend Megan's mom reacted that way when they showed Megan to her. They look nothing alike, as Megan is blonde and blue eyed with light gold skin like her Greek father, and her Cuban mother has dark tan skin, brown eyes and black hair. For some reason her mom's initial thought was that the nurses were pranking her...
Well the TRULY horrifying part is thank God it didn't swoosh right out a minute or 2 earlier when she was stepping over the side of the boat- where it would have fallen into the WATER and sank!😳😳😳
lady: *has a child and hears literal crying*
also lady: nah, thats not mine though i just gave birth its not mine. nah.
I was dying laughing at this point of the video. 🤣
I'm holding it for a friend!!!!!
@@sonjawilson28 lmaooo
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People are really pathetically stupid it's sad.
I bet that baby popped out, looked around, and was like: "I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat), I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)." Then she took a good hard look at the motherfucking boat.
In her pashmena afghan. Wearin flippy floppies😂
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BEST comment of the YEAR! 😂 let me take my ass to bed lol
"I didn't want kids right now." Sir, you are with a woman who has kids right now.😂 Edit: I know it's not exactly the same, but as a step parent, those are also my kids from day one.
That's exactly what I thought... Why get with a woman who has kids when he made it obvious multiple times that he didn't want kids???
Maybe it's different for me because my mom and stepdad didn't meet until I was in middle school, but the difference is that my stepdad didn't RAISE me. Don't get me wrong, we've had a lot of great times together. But if I had a problem, I didn't go to him. He didn't discipline me, he didn't give me advice, he didn't contribute financially to my education, extracurriculars, or everyday necessities, nor was he the first person to go to in order to take care of any tasks involved. Perhaps it's because I was used to simply going to my mom for everything. Or perhaps it's because he didn't find it was his place to intervene. Or maybe his broken relationship with his own children (due in part to a vicious custody battle) made him wary of being too involved. Either way, it freed up a lot of his time and money in a way that wouldn't be possible for a child you're actively raising.
Maybe he meant he didn't want to have kids if his own. Like he was fine with her kids bit didn't want bio kids of his own.
I think it wasn't the best phrasing, but there's definitely a difference between "I want to help you raise the children that came with this relationship" and "I want to bring a new life into the world." Especially if they're still kinda feeling this relationship out, and figuring out how he's relating to everyone in the family, a new baby definitely can throw a wrench in things.
@@catinabox3048 This is interesting. I'm a stepmom who never wanted to have my own kids, but, given my age, I knew that if I ever did find someone I wanted to marry, that person might have kids. That was okay by me. I was 41 when I met my husband. He was raising his boys, 8 and 11, on his own. They're 17 and 20 now. I always let my husband do the majority of the parenting, because that's what felt right for both of us, and for the boys. Plus, they saw their mother every weekend, and I didn't want her to feel replaced. I felt that I was more of an auntie to the boys than a stepmother. But they've recently told me that they feel that I have very much been their stepmother, a mother figure to them, and that I've done a good job. That's a lovely feeling.
Wow I definitely need to be on this show..my lil mystery is almost 4months now.
Marina is gonna have the most lit fun fact about herself for every classroom introduction activity 😂
The rage I felt when she was screaming and banging on the window and he was snoring away! Whoo! That was a great episode
“It’s not mine”….that got me roaring with laughter!!!!
😂😂😂😂 I just died when she said it ..😂😂
same
It just come out out of you and You keep saying it’s not yours what we’re you drinking 😂
As a former EMT, I totally believe some other EMTs wouldn't initially put the pieces together and would infact go, "What the F is that?" The Paramedocs are usually better, but then I could see some of them responding that way.
To note, there is a significant difference in the level of education and training between an EMT and a Paramedic.
If I was screaming and yelling like that and my HUSBAND didn’t wake up, that would be the last day we would be together. I get some people are heavy sleepers but damn. Can’t take that risk
😹🤣🤣yep.
I mean, someone had to say it. Thank you!!.
Sometimes sound travels in a weird way… Especially on a boat. There is background noise from the water also, but I get what you mean
I agree! That was crazy.
Amen!!!
My favorite thing about this is the woman has had two kids previously and she never suspected pregnancy even while the baby is crowning. They think it’s an organ. This blows my mind.
She had no memory of the birth of her 1st 2 kids? She doesn’t remember what it feels like to give birth.
I thought that too.
I wondered the same thing. Did she not have natural births? No contractions before?🤷🏻♀️
It's called plausible deniability. Her boyfriend was very clear he didn't want kids. She had to deny it until it came out.
I never had labor pains and I have a kid. If she had previous scheduled c sections she wouldn't know any of those feelings. I wouldn't be able too.
"It's not mine, I'm not pregnant"
Literally had this happen with a goat the other day.🤣
Excuse me?
First freshener? Sometimes first goat moms give birth and they’re like “tha hell? That ain’t mine! Why is it trying to drink from me?!?”
@@cristinalabarbera4451 Exactly what happened!
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People raise goats bruh...the mother goat didn't want her kid
Dr mama Jones always reminding people to check pregnancy tests so to avoid being too late to having less options with unplanned pregnancy!! A true nice soul!!
so let me get this straight: if a stranger gives birth right in front of me I get the baby wrap him/her in something warm, give it to the mom to hold.. and leave the umbilical cord attached until paramedics get there. Got it 👍🏼
No, you run away with the baby wrapped up while the chord is still connected. Pay attention. -.- but on a serious note, yeah, this is super useful to know and I'm glad she covered this in the video, you never know what might happen.
@@natillaamg228 😂😂😂😂
@@natillaamg228 😭😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
You put the baby on the mom, skin to skin, wrap them together with the cord attached. She may deliver the placenta soon, especially if the baby starts nursing, which would be a good idea. As soon as the mom has delivered the baby it's not an emergency (and the paramedics probably aren't even necessary).
17:04 it was very helpful and we all learned now 😂❤️
Imagine you’re parents leaving on a trip and coming back with a whole baby 😭😂
Beats coming home with half a baby.
I’d be like, ‘WHAT THE F***!!’🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Adopted!!!
If they were my parents I would forever talk about the trip where my parents clearly kidnapped a baby and brought it home like a souvenir, lol.
OMG!! That would be so life altering!!!!!!
“Did she just run away with the baby and hasn’t cut the cord?!?” HAHAHAHAHAH
It must be a very long cord😅
I have two kids. It always blows my mind how someone came to full term and didn’t feel the baby inside during the whole time. I didn’t realize I was pregnant with my second one, but the baby’s movement at 2 months was what tipped me off.
At two month?? That’s so early. Didn’t feel ONE thing until 28 weeks with my first
I was named after my mom's aunt, who was born on a ship while they where moving from Europe to South America (now she is 83 years old), so that part of the story really touched me💕
@@francesmcstay Hmm, "Mayflower" isn't nearly as bad as "Titanic" though 😂
I would say "Minnow" sounds the worst, but if you changed the spelling to Mineaux or Minot, it would just seem like a European derived name. Lmao
Well, we know Dad can't complain about the baby waking him up in the middle of the night.
Try waking him up in the middle of the night to feed the baby. Going to need a baseball bat. XD
@@BlueSkies30 😂😂😂
My partner is like this, I took half an hour to wake him up from a couple metres away when my waters broke, screaming at the top of my lungs. We’re seeing someone for it (eventually, referrals take forever)… BUT once we had baby, he actually started sleeping lightly and went months without the episodes of being unable to be woken. It has come back since, but he still USUALLY wakes up when the now 2yo screams from his bedroom. But you never know, mums go through the most changes but I think something physically/chemically changes in dads too once their baby arrives.
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That reminded me of the 'bonk' memes
When I was very pregnant with my second child I felt something coming out of my vagina that felt strange and didn’t feel like me, so I thought it was the baby’s foot. I rushed to A&E and the doctor wasn’t interested at all and told me it was a prolapse and sent me home. I had my son a few weeks later and spent the next 14 years struggling to go to the toilet. I finally had a bowel repair and now tell all new mums I meet to go to the doctor ASAP if their bodies don’t snap back to normal.
Is no one going to talk about the fact she said she was on the boat every weekend, but where were her children?
Maybe with the father? Only logical answer that comes to mind. 🤔🤷🏽♀️
"I need a partner whose going to wake up for me" lol
My husband never woke up for our baby. I was always the one who was up and took care of her.
Point Blank Period!!
Serious. Wake ur ass up ur woman is in pain
@@roseannamanues2111I’m sorry you went through that I hope you and your baby are doing okay
Seriously. What if they had been borded and she was being attacked?
"I took every precaution ... for this"
You did? Because I heard that she was taking the pill, and that you were checking to make sure she was having periods (I'm really curious about how he was "checking" on that) but I didn't hear anything about condoms
That is a very judgemental thing for me to say. However, I work with teens, for whom "taking precautions" often means something very different from what I am thinking. Most often they tell me that they have never had sex and there is NO WAY they could possibly be pregnant. But... the occasional teen will say that they were "talking precautions." When you ask for specifics, they tell you that they "used condoms sometimes."
I'm so happy to be asexual then
He was asking her if she got her period. That's it.
@@cairrean2412 he should of started helping to track it...via an app
That guy: I took every precaution. The precautions: asking if she was getting her period every month.
@@jenseelaus he's not very smart...he kinda looks like if sid from ice age gained 300 pounds
I’m always flabbergasted when women who are already mothers don’t recognize labor pains, regardless if they know they’re pregnant or not.
Supposedly some women experience cramps worse then pregnancy, so maybe
Not everyone gives birth vaginally. Sometimes a C-section is planned, in which case the baby is born before the parent even goes into labour.
There are different type of labor, she describes a perfect example of back labor. And yes even thought I knew I was pregnant it does feel like all your inside are coming out.
Labor can be different every time you have it. My mom had 5 kids. Sometimes it hurt, other times it didnt.
I have 5 kids and all were completely different. They all hurt during labor but I was 20+ weeks before realizing I was pregnant and my 3rd faked me out for the last 2 months with contractions.
That baby is so beautiful! ❤ I wish her a life of health and happiness.
This episode is the "it wasn't me" of I didn't know I was pregnant. Lady has an infant fall out of her uterus, that's not mine. I'm sure it's shock or something but that is such a flagrant denial of reality I'm laughing so hard.
Ok. I need to share my sister's birth story in light of your reaction to the EMT. The baby was known to have gastroschisis. As a result, she was scheduled to birth him in a high risk maternity hospital. It was all organized and pre planned, because he'd need immediate surgery. So my sister was induced, given an epidural, and then for some reason given a second epidural. So she's totally numb. In this situation, there is a nurse in the room at all times, who is supposedly versed in complex issues. My sister was still lying in bed, under blankets, talking to people, no issues, when the fetal heart monitor went off, no heart beat for baby. So the nurse calmly gets up and starts looking at the monitor straps, thinking its come loose somewhere, when we all hear a tiny mewling noise, squeaky. I immediately thought it was a newborn type noise. But the nurse looks up and I swear to God goes, "is there a cat in here?" (Because that's the logical explanation, smh)
My nephew had been born on the bed under the blanket and no one knew! The 'professional ' nurse then runs out of the room, screaming down the hall that the baby was here. As exaggerated as you can imagine, arms flailing, everyone runs in like it's a military seague... and that's how my nephew came into the world. He's 10 now and healthy, but what a day. I still cant get over it. My nephew the cat!
I totally would have named him Felix 😏
I wish you could have recorded that’s! I mean I’m kinda imagining her running/ screaming down the hall like an orangutan! But I bet it was hilarious!
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This literally happened to me! Except I had fallen asleep with my boyfriend for a little bit. Crazy!! He was my first baby and the doctors were shocked.
She's so lucky. My good friends baby was born still born from gastroschisis.
"no chance she could be pregnant"
Did you participate in the baby making act? If so there is absolutely 100% a CHANCE you could be pregnant. Even a 99% effective rate is still 1 out of every 100 women finding out they were pregnant. And for that one woman she is 100% pregnant.
Remember she was having regular monthly periods without a baby bump showing.
@@jamesrivers5303 doesn't change my point. If you are having sex you could be pregnant... Even if you're not showing the regular symptoms and you are trying as hard as possible to break the sexual reproductive act.
People seem to think that less likely means not going to happen at all.
@@Christina-cf9ot not many people are that advance in thinking as a matter of fact I heard of a case were a little girl of 11 years became pregnant without having sex. She sat on the lap of a family friend who had the habit of placing her on his lap since she was an infant. Apparently while she was sitting there in her short skirt he discharged and some of his semen went into her.
She was just about to start seeing her period which didn't happen because of that fact.
The district midwife did an examination on her said she was pregnant the family refused to believe because her hymen was intact. The mom believe it was fibroids or witchcraft so they refuse to believe the midwife.
In those days ultrasound and urine dip pregnancy test was rare in some countries, especially in remote areas.
So the child heard the conversation and had it in her mind that the thing inside her was alien caused by witchcraft. So few weeks later the child went into labour and the same village midwife was called to deliver baby.
When the baby was born and they wrapped it up and handed it to the Little girl she knocked the baby away and ran because she thought it was an alien or duppy. Her father even became a mad man or mentally ill because of the unexpected trauma.
The point is when the mind had no warning as to what's really going on in the body then suddenly there's a moment of intense and traumatic experience happening in the body some people will think anything but the obvious.
@@jamesrivers5303 That is the most ridiculously insane story I've heard before, and I don't believe it for a second.
A "family friend" discharged semen through his pants, under her skirt, through her underwear, and it somehow got into her vaginal cavity and- even though it is already difficult for semen to reach through the cervix anyways- managed to somehow get all the way up there and impregnate an egg even though children that young are so young that it wouldn't be as easy to get pregnant. And she wasn't getting her period yet.
The obvious is that she was raped by the family friend and since her family has zero idea of biology- believing in witchcraft and garbage- they're willing to believe what is an absolutely bullshit story. That poor girl.
@@notrealnamenotatall2476I don't know if she was wearing any underwear and I heard that the girl was not the first one the man masterbated on in the community ,it's a habit of his. But when they examined this one her hymen was still intact.
I believe that girl was unfortunate to be ovulating at that time.
As a matter of fact the baby that was born is now a doctor and she's the one telling her story.
She was basically raised by the doctors and nurses at the hospital that the midwife took her to (before she was adopted by a nurse)after she was abandoned at birth by the family.
This was definitely a funny, yet dramatic episode! 😂
Side Note: I realized your shirt brought out your eye color! 😂😊
My absolute favorite part of watching Mama Doctor Jones is how emotional she gets when the babies are born. You can tell she is in the right profession. She just glows when she see the babes and hears those stories! So precious!
This is the (perfect) kind of baby doctor a mom would want! ❤
"there was like rubber down there."
"it was obscene"
"There was about half an inch of something coming out."
*Baby cries*
"What the fuck is that?"
"I didn't deliver a baby it's not mine."
You guys probably did really well in Biology.
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Or, you know, they were just in shock, disoriented and needed a moment to catch up to the reality of the situation. Considering you can convince a person in shock to perform CPR on a decapitated body, I would not use people's statements in a situation where they think one of them is dying as a measure of their intelligence.
@@beardiemom I think it was a joke
I’m crying 🤣🤣
@@brandyp.9602 Yes. It was very much a joke. Although I do find the EMTs reaction questionable, yes, it was a joke.
The part where they just say she ran with the baby sounded like something you'd see in one of those old black and white cartoons except in that it would have the umbilical stretching and then snapping them back like a rubber band and accidentally tossing the baby in the air for shenanigans.