The old birds & bees are no longer in sync. The bees want to be a bird and the birds want to be a bee but you can't be a bee without a stinger. The bees want to be a bird and don't have a beak. But the birds want to be called a bee and the bee wants to be called a bird😂😂😂
I respect this convo coming from a father. ✊🏾 The way he explains the “burds” and the bees, & uses cars and garages as metaphors to a va-jay-jay, is genius! Salute 🫡 because the “sex talk” is NEVER easy for the parents, OR the adolescent. Parents don’t want us to grow up, and we can’t wait til we’re grown! “Hence, the hey baby!”💯✌🏾
Puppa jeezaz...Majah it cyaah get more mix up dan dat...a same so the world want us to feel and be...CONFUSED.. When God has it so nice and simple for us..LOVE the garage THINGY
These poor kids………so much being thrown in their direction. Parents, teach your kids cause elements from the outside are determined to corrupt their minds. 🧠.
Yo U got me walking on road especially what month it is im seeing 6f 3 to to wearing long beard with a skelliton shirt cuz because the guy at Tim Hortons said over there sir 😅😆😁
So what is the morale of the story..if it's to confuse me he did it with perfection cause birds bees..bees bird and to tell you the truth..what he just explained is this world on the whole..it's mixed up and confusing so Majah thanks for the info..I get it don't know if the child did
His mission was accomplished if he confused YOU! He’s trying to show that individuals that are assuming the bird/bee roles, are just as confused as it sounds. PS. I’m not bashing anyone!
😲🤪😄😲🤷🏾♀️🤔@majah what the hellllll lololol, you just confuse my old brain. I bet that child came home pregnant the very next day cos she couldn’t make it make sense.
My kids are elementary school age and know everything .. I didn’t have a babysitter for my well woman appointment so, I had to explain it to them, with the proper terminology and I drew pictures 😩😩
Sorry mate, have you heard of the modern world and the blurred lines between the birds and the bees? It’s really any parent’s duty rather than a particular parent.
@@Zigmeister4 Not sorry about our ''PARENTING" [skills] of our 4 beautiful, educated and productive [adult children] citizens. Daughters ages 45, 37 and 31, and son 40 years old. Not to mention, our 4 equally beautiful and smart grandkids.... Che 13, Snooks 8, AJ 7 and Blakey 3 years old... nicknames of course! "RESPECT" is the foundation on which our family values are built.... NO COMPROMISES!!! We still use words and phrases like, good morning, thank you, please, may I, Mr, Ms, Mrs, etc. ... P.S. We're never on first name basis with our elders; teachers, neighbours, etc. ... Call me "OLD SCHOOL", I'll wear it like a badge of honor!
My father and I had a convo about sex and a girl Changing bodies. He saw my beginners bra and I said daddy you like my bra? He grabbed my mom’s bra and said darling this is a “ bra”. Lol My father keeping it real 💯 RIP ♥️🇯🇲🇧🇿
👼JUNE 7, 2022👼 “I AM ALL AROUND YOU, like a cocoon of Light. My Presence with you is a promise, independent of your awareness of Me. Many things can block this awareness, but the major culprit is worry. My children tend to accept worry as an inescapable fact of life. However, worry is a form of unbelief; it is anathema to Me. Who is in charge of your life? If it is you, then you have good reason to worry. But since I am in charge, worry is both unnecessary and counterproductive. When you start to feel anxious about something, relinquish the situation to Me. Back off a bit, redirecting your focus to Me. I will either take care of the problem Myself or show you how to handle it. In this world you will have problems, but you need not lose sight of Me.”(JESUS CALLING)
Can you relate? 😂
Really that’s how you explain it. You have me all confused about the birds and the bees. Which one is the moth?
@@ladyj4759 that's exactly what he's saying, pure confusion happening.
Lol........now dad you said birds want to be bees and bees want to be birds? And who has the beaks?........lol
@@ladyj4759 😅
The old birds & bees are no longer in sync. The bees want to be a bird and the birds want to be a bee but you can't be a bee without a stinger. The bees want to be a bird and don't have a beak. But the birds want to be called a bee and the bee wants to be called a bird😂😂😂
The part with the birds want to be bee's that had me rolling 🤣
Birds and the bees part took me out lmao...
YOOO the birds and bees 2022 version was ONNN POINTTT Golden.
I liked and agreed. A clever twist on the Bird and Bee talk. Funny, but unfortunately so true!.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Yoo I’m crying i understand what he’s talking about tho
🤣🤣🤣 I busted out laughing because I totally understood everything he was saying and agree
Yep mi know who him ah talk 😂
Listen I was here for the birds wanting to be bees and such 😂😂😂😂
I respect this convo coming from a father. ✊🏾 The way he explains the “burds” and the bees, & uses cars and garages as metaphors to a va-jay-jay, is genius! Salute 🫡 because the “sex talk” is NEVER easy for the parents, OR the adolescent. Parents don’t want us to grow up, and we can’t wait til we’re grown! “Hence, the hey baby!”💯✌🏾
Facts!
Genius comedian…great command of Caribbean vernacular…He always brings a laugh to the soul 👍👍👍
Yes good clean 😂 🤣
😂😂😂… HER FATHER IS A MECHANIC & A FARMER… 😂😂😂
Old sku
This should be required viewing in every primary school. After watching this dem caan seh dem didn't kno.
Puppa jeezaz...Majah it cyaah get more mix up dan dat...a same so the world want us to feel and be...CONFUSED..
When God has it so nice and simple for us..LOVE the garage THINGY
Omg sex ed just got even more confusing 🤣🤣🤣 🐦 n 🐝 🐝 n 🐦
Listen daddy had me until him reach di bees story wata piece of story masa 😆😆😆😆😆😆
I didn't get nothing about the bees and birds and rest.....🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤩👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
😂 😂 😂 yes Major I get the message loud and clear 😂 😂 😂 😂
Good Explanation about the birds and bees 🤭🤭🤭
LMMFAO MAJAH!!!!!!!!!!! Moths dat wanta be Bees 🐝 ya on point boyle
Lawrdddddd have mercy 😁 😁 🤣🤣🤣Birds, Bees, Bird Bees 🤣🤣🤣
My dad gave me the “talk” and it was the best thing… a man keeping it real
My dad gave me a book!🤣🤣🤣
Lawwwd 😂🤣🤣😂🤣 pops best find his sister/aunty to address this issue birds, bees, vehicles, garage lol 💫🥴🌀
Ok you must be on the California epa board…. They said a bumble bee is a fish…..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If I laugh one more time I deading😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Accurate! LMFAO 🤣 👏🏾 🤣 👏🏾 🤣 👏🏾
Daddy, I dun confused😂😂
I sure she confused now🤣🤣🤣
Hi everyone this is DJ Oyea and Majah is king when it comes to the comedy.
This was actually very good. I might have to use this 👌🏽
Lawwwwd!!! I chimp hollered!!!!sad truth 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Respect I love the parables gotta love ol to r talking never tell you straight
These poor kids………so much being thrown in their direction. Parents, teach your kids cause elements from the outside are determined to corrupt their minds. 🧠.
After all that the poor child is more confused...just ask Google 🤣🤣💕
Thank you
I had lost contact with this influencer. Grateful to have come across this channel, it gives me comfort and makes me smile.
Oddly enough I comprehend everything you said 😂🤣😭
I'm so glad my children are grown because it only got worse out! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol… Genius, you have said a mouth full there .
Well done! Majah!
Thank you!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 same suh! I’m so damn confused right mow
Lmao I heard every name but a garage that's the first I got lost with the bees and the bird and the bird and the Bee 😭😄🤣🤣🤣
This 21st century parenting 👏 🙌 wow 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 I'm so happy I missed this century as a teen. Jeeze
Mi deh!
This bad lol funny but true like the birds and the bees explanation if Majah clever one more time 😀
Say what now?! 😮🤣
Murdah that was one flash back to me with my father he didn't even hesitate I'm say go ask ya mother.
Funny brother like 🤣🤣👍🏾
Yes yes majar...I don't know if you tun mi inna idiot or mi a idiot long time..🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭who look no belly👍👍👍🤗🤗🤗well said sir.
Yep that's how you explain it!😐 Poor child, now she's more confused 😕 more than ever...😆
Yo U got me walking on road especially what month it is im seeing 6f 3 to to wearing long beard with a skelliton shirt cuz because the guy at Tim Hortons said over there sir 😅😆😁
Lmaoooo 😅, 😲😪😭👏👊👍👊🧡🤐......
No it's not about a fee, lmao. 🤣🤣
Bless your humor
🤣🤣🤣🤣 very good convo🤣🤣🤣🤣
So what is the morale of the story..if it's to confuse me he did it with perfection cause birds bees..bees bird and to tell you the truth..what he just explained is this world on the whole..it's mixed up and confusing so Majah thanks for the info..I get it don't know if the child did
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His mission was accomplished if he confused YOU!
He’s trying to show that individuals that are assuming the bird/bee roles, are just as confused as it sounds.
PS. I’m not bashing anyone!
Well said 👏 perfect explanation
I shouldn't have watched this while at work😂😂😂
😇😇😇… WHAT DAH WHO DAH WHY DAH… 😇😇😇
Excellent 😜😆😜😆😜😆😜
Ok, who's on first🤣🤣
Bless up Caribbean trends/ Majah hype 🤣🤣🙏🏽🙏🏽
Lovely E.. Explained perfectly 😂👍
funny as hell!!
Now ya have bees that not even bees they a moth but identify as bees😵💫😵💫💀💀💀💀😍💀
smh 🤣🤣🤣
I am cracking up 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👍🙏
Facts! 😆
Boy dat is confusion wii...jesossss
It is not about the fee. The fee... mi belly
Sick but not for public 🤣
Understand 🇹🇹🇹🇹
🐦🐦🐦🐝🐝🐝🐝🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️
I have never been more confused in my life😞
Every CAR CANNOT park in your GARAGE..... period!!!....
😂😂😂😂😂😂 bloody hell
😲🤪😄😲🤷🏾♀️🤔@majah what the hellllll lololol, you just confuse my old brain. I bet that child came home pregnant the very next day cos she couldn’t make it make sense.
Smh. Poor child. Lol
My kids are elementary school age and know everything .. I didn’t have a babysitter for my well woman appointment so, I had to explain it to them, with the proper terminology and I drew pictures 😩😩
Beep beep🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗
😂😂 fire
I'm weak
Mi overstand u mi G.....mi get di message
Lol
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Lol!!!
😂😅
🤣🤣🤣💯
😂😂😂😂😭😭😭❤️❤️
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Yo
That's mostly a mother's duty.😀🤣😅😂😆
Disagree; it’s both parents’ responsibility.
@@SheWhoComesAtNight
My wife "mostly" [the operative word] dealt with our 3 girls in that department. And I, similarly with our only son.
Sorry mate, have you heard of the modern world and the blurred lines between the birds and the bees? It’s really any parent’s duty rather than a particular parent.
@@Zigmeister4 Not sorry about our ''PARENTING" [skills] of our 4 beautiful, educated and productive [adult children] citizens. Daughters ages 45, 37 and 31, and son 40 years old. Not to mention, our 4 equally beautiful and smart grandkids.... Che 13, Snooks 8, AJ 7 and Blakey 3 years old... nicknames of course!
"RESPECT" is the foundation on which our family values are built.... NO COMPROMISES!!!
We still use words and phrases like, good morning, thank you, please, may I, Mr, Ms, Mrs, etc. ...
P.S. We're never on first name basis with our elders; teachers, neighbours, etc. ...
Call me "OLD SCHOOL", I'll wear it like a badge of honor!
Huh 🤔, i'm confused.
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😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My father and I had a convo about sex and a girl Changing bodies.
He saw my beginners bra and I said daddy you like my bra?
He grabbed my mom’s bra and said darling this is a “ bra”. Lol
My father keeping it real 💯
RIP ♥️🇯🇲🇧🇿
🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
😀😀😀👋🏾😀😀😀😅
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👼JUNE 7, 2022👼
“I AM ALL AROUND YOU, like a cocoon of Light. My Presence with you is a promise, independent of your awareness of Me. Many things can block this awareness, but the major culprit is worry. My children tend to accept worry as an inescapable fact of life. However, worry is a form of unbelief; it is anathema to Me. Who is in charge of your life? If it is you, then you have good reason to worry. But since I am in charge, worry is both unnecessary and counterproductive. When you start to feel anxious about something, relinquish the situation to Me. Back off a bit, redirecting your focus to Me. I will either take care of the problem Myself or show you how to handle it. In this world you will have problems, but you need not lose sight of Me.”(JESUS CALLING)
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