Trump's New Lawyers Are Morons

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  • Опубліковано 4 чер 2024
  • 🎙️ David does The News for April 24th, 2024
    🚨 Show Notes:
    Democratic Congresswoman Summer Lee's landslide victory in Pennsylvania's primary; Former Congressman George Santos' campaign unravels; serves Donald Trump's legal woes; Google workers and college student protest Israel; Andrew Giuliani is as dumb as his dad; Marjorie Taylor Greene spouts Putin talking points; Mitch McConnell blames Tucker Carlson; Section 702 of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act gets renewed so let the warrantless spying begin; Comedian kicks a woman out of show for breastfeeding; Florida Governor Ron DeSantis crackdown on undocumented migrants backfires; Joe Biden blames Donald Trump for Florida's six week abortion ban; Kari Lake and Robert F. Kennedy can’t get their stories straight.
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    📋 Episode Chapters
    00:00 Congresswoman Summer Lee wins Pennsylvania primary by a landslide.
    Lee emerged victorious by a 21% margin.
    04:23 Trump’s Manhattan criminal trial continues.
    12:17 Trump violates another gag order.
    Judge became enraged by Trump's attorneys and their incompetence.
    16:19 Trump says he’s going to testify.
    24:14 Trump feels abandoned by supporters, humiliated by lack of protests.
    28:44 Trump ripped off his donors and Rudy
    36:46 Trump’s $175 million bond is settled
    40:35 Ukraine and FBI’s warrantless spying allowed by renewal of section 702 of FISA
    48:50 Trump pretends to be disappointed over lack of border security in Ukraine supplemental.
    52:53 The need for diverse Progressive voices in Washington
    1:01:42 Student protests against Israel.
    1:05:53 Trump’s position on Tik Tok shaped by donor.
    1:14:57 DeSantis' treatment of migrants backfires
    1:19:27 Biden energizes Democratic base in Florida by blaming Trump for six week abortion ban.
    1:28:14 Kari Lake's inconsistent views on Arizona’s abortion law in Arizona.
    1:32:26 Kari Lake's other lies and legal troubles related to election fraud.
    1:41:04 New Hampshire Republicans push through legislation allowing parents to refuse measles and polio vaccinations for their children.
    - The legislation gives parents the right to refuse to get their children vaccinated for polio or measles if signed
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  • @noreenconstantine4612
    @noreenconstantine4612 Місяць тому +44

    Mitt Romney hit it right when he said you don't pay someone $130,000 to NOT sleep with you

    • @michelleprice7605
      @michelleprice7605 Місяць тому

      I imagine there would be a mile long line to take that 130k NOT to sleep with trump 😅

  • @elkfeld
    @elkfeld Місяць тому +20

    I’m a 62 year old Canadian who just discovered your channel. It’s a joy to listen to. Your sardonic commentary is fantastic. Cheers

  • @prant8998
    @prant8998 Місяць тому +4

    Kudos for Mr. Pecker, never changing his name, and getting through Junior High School! That dude is tough.

    • @prant8998
      @prant8998 Місяць тому

      His sons, Peter and Dick, are even tougher. They are stand up Peckers.

    • @JeanGillespie-fp7rs
      @JeanGillespie-fp7rs Місяць тому

      Yup!!!

  • @geraldbarnes41
    @geraldbarnes41 Місяць тому +42

    tax the rich

    • @FortunateXpat
      @FortunateXpat Місяць тому +11

      The churches also!

    • @nwmee
      @nwmee Місяць тому +4

      Absolutely!

    • @diphenhydramine6072
      @diphenhydramine6072 Місяць тому

      The rich need tax breaks because like, they need the money to create jobs
      (Joking)

  • @christinepark1398
    @christinepark1398 Місяць тому +49

    His old lawyers were morons too.

  • @claudiacobb2799
    @claudiacobb2799 Місяць тому +32

    David, your wit and sarcasm are a treasure.

  • @ichaukan
    @ichaukan Місяць тому +34

    The setup for "The Law Office of Hankey, Stankey and Pecker" was marvelous.

  • @gerrygrzywinskl6135
    @gerrygrzywinskl6135 Місяць тому +14

    David you are the best of the best

  • @joannecleve4718
    @joannecleve4718 Місяць тому +9

    Love you David.. Nit picky regarding Gorgeous Gorgeous is hilarious.. Your commentaries are always so funny. I love your personality that shines..You rock, buds..lol..

  • @maryswanson9982
    @maryswanson9982 Місяць тому +22

    Rikers awaits.

  • @rickypatterson490
    @rickypatterson490 Місяць тому +33

    Now this is the David I love to listen to

  • @leoniewilliamson2811
    @leoniewilliamson2811 Місяць тому +2

    I can't stop laughing! Your story about the firm Hankey, Stankey and Peckham is absolutely hilarious. Thanks for a lovely show, greatly appreciated. ❤

  • @sharamrock2580
    @sharamrock2580 Місяць тому +17

    We love love love listening to you for your flare of education, information, humour, vision etc.
    I salute you sir.
    OSSu

  • @lissainkd2580
    @lissainkd2580 Місяць тому +9

    Babies need to eat when they're hungry!! Good grief!
    VOTE 🌊🌊🌊 2024

  • @velvetbees
    @velvetbees Місяць тому +2

    How can Pecker still be friends with Trump after this? Now there's a plot twist.

  • @user-qg5wg9ut2o
    @user-qg5wg9ut2o Місяць тому +13

    Thank you for all of the giggles 😂😂😅😅❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉

  • @h2rider953
    @h2rider953 Місяць тому +2

    Just find me 11,780 votes. #LockTrumpUp #GOPTRAITORS #GOPWarOnWomen

    • @itsajahthing
      @itsajahthing Місяць тому

      The line that gets me is "I can't believe you're doing this to me"...what did he think GA was doing to him?

  • @lettucesalad3560
    @lettucesalad3560 Місяць тому +15

    Melania 2006: Donald.. why do you smell like lady perfume?
    Donald: Um.. that's not perfume baby, that's baby lotion.
    Melania: What about the possible Syphilis?

  • @kentpember3344
    @kentpember3344 Місяць тому +6

    Jorge Santos has dropped out due to the desiccation of his orifices

  • @65sunnyday
    @65sunnyday Місяць тому +2

    Being anti-Israel is NOT the same thing as being anti-semetic.

  • @newnewhutchison991
    @newnewhutchison991 Місяць тому +10

    From what I read. Martha Vineyard and Massachusetts took great care of those Migrants were really treated well and everything I read made me very proud of that state

  • @kathleenwyse1435
    @kathleenwyse1435 Місяць тому +17

    Who wants anything in common with MTG?

    • @ritahindle5025
      @ritahindle5025 Місяць тому

      I breast fed my two, and discreetly draped a light shawl over the little ones. No one was the wiser, baby was quiet, I could enjoy the show/ meal too. Yes a babysitter was not an option. I would have taken that option gladly

    • @nullverba856
      @nullverba856 Місяць тому +1

      I dunno. _Would she count as a vertebrate?_

    • @JeanGillespie-fp7rs
      @JeanGillespie-fp7rs Місяць тому

      Moscow Marge....

    • @JeanGillespie-fp7rs
      @JeanGillespie-fp7rs Місяць тому

      ​Maybe Cromagnan....

  • @CCharlyC
    @CCharlyC Місяць тому +12

    Hey David, my sister is going to get ahold of Hecker, Becker, and Pecker to handle Her pardon.

  • @machiajenni
    @machiajenni Місяць тому +8

    I'm still laughing and I watched the original podcast days ago.

  • @MasterMuppster
    @MasterMuppster Місяць тому +17

    "Hush" money is too soft... here are a few more adjectives in front of Money...hide,, conceal, suppress, cover up, keep dark, stifle, squash, whitewash, SMOTHER, obscure, veil, sit unmoderated, shut-up, soothe, quieten MONEY!

    • @ronaldgamber1181
      @ronaldgamber1181 Місяць тому +2

      Isn't a hush money issue but a election interference 2016 case for defendant T

    • @AE-yt4lx
      @AE-yt4lx Місяць тому +2

      Cheat the people money.

    • @JeanGillespie-fp7rs
      @JeanGillespie-fp7rs Місяць тому +1

      In a nutshell!!!

  • @eugenebrown306
    @eugenebrown306 Місяць тому +8

    He made his bed 😂.

  • @newnewhutchison991
    @newnewhutchison991 Місяць тому +6

    Yes The police. Yeah what a great idea 😢

  • @StudioLB
    @StudioLB Місяць тому +12

    I really like you David

  • @joycelynlachhman8287
    @joycelynlachhman8287 Місяць тому +4

    Thank you for what we do not hear on the news. Love listening to your podcasts. 😊

  • @stutribble1710
    @stutribble1710 Місяць тому +4

    So is SCOTUS!

  • @czarekp3552
    @czarekp3552 Місяць тому +13

    clever lawyers get You're Fired treatment, well before they enter the Fart Tower

  • @RichardRutcosky
    @RichardRutcosky Місяць тому +8

    Boy David you remind me of watching Joe Franklin with my dad in Paramus at 4 in the morning then conelrad came on for 1 hr till the broadcast day began in New Jersey do you remember channel 9 out of N y from a friend from NJ you rock

  • @amandacarrion8383
    @amandacarrion8383 Місяць тому +6

    Thank you Sir 🙏🏼. Much appreciated ❤️🤍💙💟☮️

  • @marybrodie9191
    @marybrodie9191 Місяць тому +2

    I've always heard about the chickens that came home to roost, but I've never It witnessed it, until now.

  • @ronaldgamber1181
    @ronaldgamber1181 Місяць тому +7

    PDA Progressive Democrat of America had a good part in summer lee triumph

  • @skipgrumblis
    @skipgrumblis Місяць тому +13

    You’re not dead. Wondered where you were.

  • @user-sz1rk1jj8j
    @user-sz1rk1jj8j Місяць тому +7

    💙

  • @ronaldgamber1181
    @ronaldgamber1181 Місяць тому +2

    Santos thought he could be a mini trump

  • @mariannescholer9175
    @mariannescholer9175 Місяць тому +2

    Miranda warnings are generally read to a detained person before he/she is about to be interviewed. It is not manadatory at any other time.

  • @MagalyClavier
    @MagalyClavier Місяць тому +4

    Hope you had a chance to go to Old Navy
    Keep up the good work😂

  • @lindalb9519
    @lindalb9519 Місяць тому +3

    Yep, Kerik got a pardon.

  • @Starcom70
    @Starcom70 Місяць тому +4

    Baby, gotta eat get over it

  • @zetus01
    @zetus01 Місяць тому +5

    David is heading for 200k subs!🎉❤

  • @newnewhutchison991
    @newnewhutchison991 Місяць тому +3

    Most states were 16 weeks originally only a few states had anything past that. No state was ever were past 20 I think 3

  • @avaedmonds87
    @avaedmonds87 Місяць тому +5

    What's with commercials every few minutes

  • @thomasfarrow7053
    @thomasfarrow7053 Місяць тому +2

    *STORMY knew what she was doing - she wanted to get on the Apprentice - for that, she let TRUMP poke her!*

  • @Marlena_Evans
    @Marlena_Evans Місяць тому +4

    LOVE YA ❤️ DAVID

  • @carolkelley-henshaw9755
    @carolkelley-henshaw9755 16 днів тому

    You really crack me up!! Thank you! 💙

  • @felipearbustopotd
    @felipearbustopotd Місяць тому +2

    We did not sleep with the 45th, so pay us $130.000 each. lol

  • @jimmydeboer4067
    @jimmydeboer4067 Місяць тому

    Could the prosecutor ask when Barron was born, day/month/year?

  • @robingales6126
    @robingales6126 Місяць тому +3

    Damn you David Friedman you made me laugh so hard i love you

  • @user-ty4te9ml9i
    @user-ty4te9ml9i Місяць тому +1

    She's paid

  • @user-of2xd4id1o
    @user-of2xd4id1o Місяць тому

    Methinks the lack of support from his vague mormons is just wonderful wonderful.We hope they have finally awakened.Yes we really really hope in the bottom of our hearts

  • @ottarolafsson811
    @ottarolafsson811 Місяць тому +6

    👍👍😂🤣😂🤣

  • @user-ei4dn1yl5b
    @user-ei4dn1yl5b Місяць тому +3

    Hello David❤❤❤

  • @user-of2xd4id1o
    @user-of2xd4id1o Місяць тому

    Is she paying any of these other bills other than a legal ones I doubt

  • @Beatgeneration2010
    @Beatgeneration2010 Місяць тому

    Excellemt sarcastic individual!

  • @newnewhutchison991
    @newnewhutchison991 Місяць тому +5

    I love the squad

  • @dischuetzler8810
    @dischuetzler8810 Місяць тому +1

    First time listening to you. I like what you have to say.

  • @user-of2xd4id1o
    @user-of2xd4id1o Місяць тому

    How can we be sure?He didn't father a child during that period of time.I don't care.For the quinning lady , but with anyone at that time

  • @user-of2xd4id1o
    @user-of2xd4id1o Місяць тому

    Does he realize he's fighting or just slips out?I have a friend who does that walk a right in front of me?I hear I don't know if they hear it just makes me wonder.Maybe he wonders why people pull away from him.Doesn't he smell it everyone else does?But then he has a lot of evacuation problems

  • @janklaas6885
    @janklaas6885 Місяць тому +3

    📍1:07:32

  • @user-of2xd4id1o
    @user-of2xd4id1o Місяць тому

    It's not other one that carries the wet wipes and the defense for Donald.When he farts a little too loudly and with extreme output.Just wanna know that that's all

  • @annsanse2935
    @annsanse2935 Місяць тому +1

    i wonder if dumpster has thought about selling his farts in a jar? people are doing that on social media. maybe he could make videos where he autographs a maga hat, stuffs it in a jar and farts on it. the mags would line up to buy the jars, but hell, i'd pay to watch the videos. he could make a big pile with this. a pile of money, i mean.

  • @timriley4543
    @timriley4543 Місяць тому +7

    You're my guy, Feldman...Don't fuck it up.

  • @user-rr1jw9cz1u
    @user-rr1jw9cz1u 29 днів тому

    I shared to FB! 🤗🥰

  • @user-of2xd4id1o
    @user-of2xd4id1o Місяць тому

    And why not?That's part of the deal.Why shouldn't they know that she had just given birth?Why not question mark

  • @user-of2xd4id1o
    @user-of2xd4id1o Місяць тому

    Yeah, he sat there.The daddy and i'm eating his bucket of fried chicken and he was just too busy stuffing his mouth and watching tv do the right thing

  • @richiet3841
    @richiet3841 Місяць тому

    Only 42 ads this podcast... UA-cam is out of control

  • @kathryngordon1621
    @kathryngordon1621 Місяць тому

    Where are you David?? Everything OK?

  • @jimmydeboer4067
    @jimmydeboer4067 Місяць тому

    DJT, what goes around comes around. It's coming around for you. Enjoy.

  • @smeyer9507
    @smeyer9507 Місяць тому +1

    😳🥱

  • @Awad-gd2pb
    @Awad-gd2pb Місяць тому

    Alina Haba is another one I bet you she will go to jail and she will have lots of girlfriends.

  • @Awad-gd2pb
    @Awad-gd2pb Місяць тому

    I am so tired of Trump , to the point when he was in charge, I did not go out at all during Covid-19 ,I was worried about getting sick and still to this day ,I did not even get the covid-19 injection, I was scared of dieing ,now I feel save with biden ,but the chance of Trump president s is scary, so let's do everything in our power to stop a Trump president s guys ,let's do it

  • @curbozerboomer1773
    @curbozerboomer1773 Місяць тому +1

    Why no UA-cam video?

    • @curbozerboomer1773
      @curbozerboomer1773 Місяць тому +1

      Is this just the audio from your previous show?...

    • @curbozerboomer1773
      @curbozerboomer1773 Місяць тому +1

      Ok...this IS just a repeat of your last video...which means, you did not post a show last night, as suggested by you. Whatever.

  • @talbothemlock1835
    @talbothemlock1835 Місяць тому +1

    You are wrong!

  • @user-of2xd4id1o
    @user-of2xd4id1o Місяць тому

    Take away the microphones outside the court room.Please.We've heard enough is the same old rhetoric day after day.He needs a new vocabulary , but he doesn't know how to use one and we need him justice shut up

  • @patricklee9165
    @patricklee9165 Місяць тому +3

    U don’t have any control over farts when u reach a certain age like 77+ as much as find the man obnoxious and self centred I have to give him this one.

    • @JeanGillespie-fp7rs
      @JeanGillespie-fp7rs Місяць тому

      He's an Adderall addict! DESERVES NO SYMPATHY WHATSOEVER! HE IS TOTALLY VILE!!! Does not mean everyone that age has those issues.....

  • @davidthompson7817
    @davidthompson7817 Місяць тому +1

    Somethings happened with David. I can’t listen to him anymore

  • @MrP19883
    @MrP19883 Місяць тому +2

    Tuck Frump.

  • @earthminus10
    @earthminus10 Місяць тому

    U looked good with the beard❤

  • @BABYSNAKEASSMASTER420
    @BABYSNAKEASSMASTER420 Місяць тому +3

    Hello David!! Can I work for you somehow. I am an Internet Artist and a Person who has watched CSpan since i was 14 in my free time. But, i act dumb so nobody realizes it. I might be moving to New Jersey in 9 months, (or maybe Amsterdam, if Trump wins, you can come too) and I am 45 and have never had a Break. Whatever, i just want you to see me.