None of these are surprising after how many times I’ve watched the show but they’re still iconic. It’s sad seeing Andre gone, his surprising cold opens were so great
I love Holt with the marshmallow because of the fan theory that he overheard the impressions and did it to mess with Jake. Also Andre's giggle is on par with Nick Offerman's.
“Because nobody will ever believe you” will always be my favorite cold open. The only time I was ever legitimately caught completely off guard. RIP Andre.
It's so hard to believe we won't hear his magnificent laugh anymore, except in videos like this. Of all the recent celebrity deaths, Andre's has hit the hardest.
I never get tired of rewatching this series. Had a hard time picking it back up after Andre passed but watching it has helped me process his death while keeping a smile on my face. Celebrity deaths never affect me most of the time but his death is one of the few that really hit me hard. Nine-Nine!
14:41 I think this one is one of my favorite cold opens. For how often the crew get on each other’s nerves, it’s funny seeing them agree on missing the vending machine…
14:01 I'd like to think the only reason Holt was confident enough and liking it is because Amy already informed him that she might be late from the bank and thus his victory is ensured
I'm still waiting for that third cold opening where Jake pranks a sleeping Hitchcock in the break room. Maybe Jake draws on Hitchcock's face and Hitchcock ends up choking on the marker.
You know what is a good day for some of the rest of us in comparison? -- Realizing that after we ate a good meal then we feel dressed for the weather enough for to be enjoying a walk outdoors.
all the other ones, i laughed silently, but this part, literally made me LOL, why is no one saying about this part!🤣 also holt's unamused face at 24:59 and confused face at 25:24 🤣 i really cannot with this clip 🤣
None of these are surprising after how many times I’ve watched the show but they’re still iconic. It’s sad seeing Andre gone, his surprising cold opens were so great
RIGHT?! But always so great and classic
Amen
Thank you. That was said beautifully.
They were originally surprising
Frr
Can we just appreciate how Scully always calls Jake “Jakey”🥲
I love it.
I literally commented to myself that I love how every one calls Charles "Charles" but pimento calls him "chucky"
Jakes “Do it harder” when Amy was twisting his wrist is hilarious to me.
Same, their relationship is so adorable, I really want one like it, wanna find my own Jake ❤
8:16 Starts here
@@Ririi20the "the pegging worked" bit...
I still can’t believe Andre’s gone. Holt’s one of my favorite characters in the show.
gone?
@@AndroidNoir-L06k as in dead
the fact that he die before Hitchcock and Scully surprise me....
@@violetwitch9948 it surprised a lot of people
Ikr
12:19 You can see Stephanie Beatriz laughing in the background which is actually very fitting for Rosa's character 😂
Hahaha I never noticed that before!! 😂
21:46 Stephanie Beatriz is smiling after Holt describes the Korean toilet ghost which is also in character for Rosa
Ayy nice catch
14:10 aswel 🤣
Let's all raise a glass for the legendary, Andre Keith Braugher 🥃
Done. It's a Chilean Merlot. In the spirit of Dep Commissioner Holt.
🍻 cheers🥂
An amazing human/actor/genius
to the best captain ever 🍷
😢 I just now realized he played one of the angels from City Of Angels
Starring Nicholas Cage.
“You’re crazy!! How did you pull this off?!” 🤣
“Yes Kevin. They moved it a full half-inch”
22:06 “It’s true; I am.”
Underrated line. I’m DYING.
I love that it cut to terry as well to distract you 😂😂😂
BOONE!?
Poor Nikolaj got deeply traumatized that night.😳😅
Also, the Holt with the sprained wrist one is so deviously hilarious.
😂😂😂
Eh hem… it’s pronounced Nikolaj
@@MarkDomina-sb9rq You mean Nikolaj?
@@nikhilanil386 as in "Neekolash" 😅 however we pronounce it , Boyle will correct everyone 😂
"Nikolaj"
RIP Captain Dad ❤
Who?
@@Micheal_Mayor7592 Andre (captn Holt)
@@sn-ru2vl Though so, and then looked it up myself. Sad that he died in the same age range as Robin Williams.
@@Micheal_Mayor7592 yeah...heartbreaking 😓
I mean It's daptain
I love Holt with the marshmallow because of the fan theory that he overheard the impressions and did it to mess with Jake. Also Andre's giggle is on par with Nick Offerman's.
Nick offerman?
@@OiljackerRon Swanson.
“Because nobody will ever believe you” will always be my favorite cold open. The only time I was ever legitimately caught completely off guard. RIP Andre.
19:50 - 21:10 The whole FBP scene including the suprise Captain Holt’s announcement of Jake’s childlike feat..😂😂😂
Amy acting so proud, too.
I love how the one guy in the jail cell is cheering him on it's kid of wholesome
I love how after their trip in Florida. Holt has fully accepted jake and raising his hand doing the full bullpen
1:46 you can see andre braugher's cue to go into the room near the doorframe lmao
I bet that AD was embarrassed.
And a few seconds before that, you can see him in the reflection doing mouth exercises. 😂
Thanks for including so many cold opens where Holt gets the final word.
10/10 show. Ive watched all of these a million times and theyre still good
I still can’t believe Andre is gone.
😭
It's so hard to believe we won't hear his magnificent laugh anymore, except in videos like this. Of all the recent celebrity deaths, Andre's has hit the hardest.
I finished the show yesterday. And remembering his passing hits the worst. He was a great actor. RIP.
"Free candy!!!" After saluting like good mannered and smashing Boyle to the floor 😂😂😂😂
Holt telling Jake the hoola hooping class and then deleting the pictures, really shows just how much Peralta has rubbed off on him... haha
I never get tired of rewatching this series. Had a hard time picking it back up after Andre passed but watching it has helped me process his death while keeping a smile on my face. Celebrity deaths never affect me most of the time but his death is one of the few that really hit me hard. Nine-Nine!
Girl..sameee😢
26:40, wow that man is dedicated to his job.
But that last part "Get back to work" had me laughing like a Hyena!
I am so glad someone put together the Cold Open with Jake's "stinky butt" signature and Amy's "anonymous" gift. AMAZING
“Noice somebody’s getting some!”
“It’s true, I am.”
27:46
The cut between the look of suspicion to horrifying realisiation is even funnier to me 😂😂😂
8:45 jake says "do it harder" I've never noticed that before
14:41 I think this one is one of my favorite cold opens. For how often the crew get on each other’s nerves, it’s funny seeing them agree on missing the vending machine…
12:33 had me rolling. The stone cold look on Rosa’s face and Gina being unfazed was perfect.
Pimento hiding in Nikolaj's closest traumatised a generation of fans
5:23
The anguish in that moan is just awesome… really committed to it
"BOYLE SAYS BOOM!" 😂
9:23 - 9:25 *HOW?!* 💀🤣 I can't with Jake
26:56 The greatest show opening Ever!!!
Iconic
8:12 still funny to this day with Jake’s assumptions ending quickly, as well as him couldn’t get his phone out in time to record Holt break dancing.
14:38 improvised on the spot and I wouldn't change A single thing about it. Great comedic timing from Andre.
I just realised Jake's crushing debt got worse when he ordered a round on him. Like a lot worse.
Probably paid for in order to get him undercover
Same lol
@@ellenevolyn_ it might have been covered by the fbi since he was undercover
Well technically he was undercover, so his on duty expenses were probably covered by the FBI/NYPD!
"hahahaa... you're crazy! How did you pull this off?!?!" Gets me every time.
Only reason "BONE!!" Wasnt in here was bexause it wasnt a cold open
The best moment of the entire show, though.
" Santiago, you will tell us, and you will tell us now. "
HOT DAYUMM
"Oh my God, I forgot about that part."
If you made it this far in the video, you know what to do... 👍
Rest in peace to our true captain dad🫡
The podium moving prank and Holt’s reaction is always hilarious.😂
Literall Chills is 😂😂😂😂
The Backstreet boys Criminal singing 😂😂😂😂😂
The best Secene ever 😂😂😂😂
8:25
they are still talking about the envelope, right?? because I almost spit my drink 🤣🤣🤣
Boyle is by far one of the best dads I seen on a TV series
Phil dunphy
RIP Andre. Loved your stagecraft.
Peralta's pranks on a sleeping Hitchcock are unexpectedly deadly. Also the Backstreet boys cold open will forever be hilarious and iconic 😂
13:04 Charles said gobble gobble.
😂 It's funny when Gina throw a stapler on Charles 😂lol
8:45 "do it harder" LMAO STOP
Peralta you failed your drug test, they found traces of cocaine and methamphetamines in your urine is the funniest open ever
Never gets tired of watching these......
21:12 one of my favorite episodes in the show
4:10 is just gold charles holding the orange pen and the irange candy in poster lol
The face Holt makes when Jake spits in the trashcan 😂
" THE FULL BULLPEN!!!" No matter how many times i see it its still one of my favorite cold opens.
"Hey girl..."
Never gets old 🤣🤣🤣
I love the fact that I can fully "lip say" the last one just because of how often I've listened to it
The amount of times I’ve rewatched this show is psychotic but I love it so much
You will be missed Andre ❤
15:27.
I nearly choked and died on those salutes.
I love how everybody gets in on the excitement of the FBP, including the janitor and the guy in the holding cell 😂
14:01 I'd like to think the only reason Holt was confident enough and liking it is because Amy already informed him that she might be late from the bank and thus his victory is ensured
Its been an honor, Captain Holt. You will always live on 🥺❤
“Oh Captain, my Captain.” 🫶🏼
I'm still waiting for that third cold opening where Jake pranks a sleeping Hitchcock in the break room. Maybe Jake draws on Hitchcock's face and Hitchcock ends up choking on the marker.
Rest in peace Andre, aka Captain, aka Velvet Thunder. We'll miss you!
NINE-NINE!!
as soon as i saw the title i knew exactly what cold open would start the video off
8:46 Jake says....."do it harder"😂😂😂😂
Rosa breaking is the best.
Rest in peace caption holt. You was and forever will be the best captain of the 99
4:28 that scream
They had some crazy good finale plot twists
Holt when he puts Jake up saying the full bullpin kills me 😂😂😂😂
A Korean toilet ghost😂😂 forgot about that one 😂
Rosa glanced back at it 0.09 😂 if I was Hitchcock I'd take that as a win lol
“Do it harder” 😂
Is it really a surprise if you've already seen it 1000 times? I miss this show!
Holt must have been really busy. He had 393 E-mails in his folder @11:41😂😂😂😂
7:43 he is so babygirl😭💘
I love the what after Jake fails his drug test
someone is getting some!
Its true I AM
anyone notice rosa's name on gina's cup 6:00
Good eye!
You know what is a good day for some of the rest of us in comparison? -- Realizing that after we ate a good meal then we feel dressed for the weather enough for to be enjoying a walk outdoors.
Boyle accidentally mimicking the pose on the pedo poster is very underrated comedy
20:00 LEGENDARY !!!!!
"Rrrat tuh tat tat Chuckie B with the Burner, regining hot fire!" Lol
all the other ones, i laughed silently, but this part, literally made me LOL, why is no one saying about this part!🤣
also holt's unamused face at 24:59 and confused face at 25:24 🤣 i really cannot with this clip 🤣
@@nana_alderweireld_coys agreed. Holt face is the best ever lol
love this show, great work on the show guys ☺
That Backstreet Boys cold open is legendary 🔥🔥🔥
Shout out to Captain Holt having almost 400 emails and low battery. He's just like us fr.
20:59 I really love how Scully and Hitchcock are just clapping in the background.
How does Holt (of all people) not know the difference between a podium and a lectern?
A podium is one product i get behind
Oh Captain, my Captain
Oh! he thought the podium couldn't be moved 😂
boyle says "BOOM" !!!!!
11:42 *opens recently deleted photos*
19:47 Still one of my favorites 😂
At 13:05 Boyle says gobble gobble, not gobble gobble gobble
soooo
Which one is it going to be Boyle?
Gina trow a stepler on Boyle 😂
RIP Andre ❤❤❤❤❤
The Tommy Gobbler bit never ceases to make me laugh 😂
18:00 my favorite.
Any gets a gift for Holt.
9:28 Jake has bad luck.