Failboat: * Doubts chat's stupidity and sheer willingness to annoy him * Chat, about to unite for one of the first times in their lives to form one (1) single braincell: *We're about to do what's called a "Pro-gamer Move"*
Props to chat for falling into the same death pits a million times and figuring out why Star Allies gives the player such a large amount of lives: The game was always meant to be played by a hivemind of several thousand people, in order to truly emphasize the constant theme of Friendship
@@jstar3382 Is Doug the same DougDoug who explains games with food? If so, I never realized the collabed, though I could've suspected that with his wild and surreal theming and the food with googly eyes that his chat would be similarly nuts. I agree though, would love to see the chaos their chats would cause.
@@StoryTeller796 Doug also does a lot of stuff with his chat. His most recent effort? Collaborating with his chat to preform a Peggle Nights speedrun. It's the slowest time on the board and His chat now has a thing for squids and magic hats, But some of the shots that chat did was actually pretty incredible.
*screams in agony as my limbs without my control or consent as HUNDREDS OF VOICES FLOOD INTO MY HEAD OH GOD IT HURTS abruptly* stopping as chat gains control over my facial expression and voice
@@beaufuller8222 Trust me, even being there on PC there was no chance to help, I had to go before the Clowns won us the battle, but the feet were too strong even when our forces were at their peak.
This is just the "long spoon" allegory of heaven and hell, that says that "in each location, the inhabitants are given access to food, but the utensils are too unwieldy to serve oneself with. In hell, the people cannot cooperate, and consequently starve. In heaven, the diners feed one another across the table and are sated." Chat learned to feed one another and Fail with their long spoons, and their cooperation is heaven-worthy in and of itself.
failboat's chat is a bit more...special, than dougdoug's chat. with dougdoug's chat, within 4 seconds of being given control, they've taken 40 screenshots, moved 35 feet, and shot a family of innocent people. with failboat's, it takes em around, what, 30 seconds to take a few steps?
Lore question: is the chat plays kirby chat the same as the chat plays pokemon chat? are they different entities in the same shared universe or is it like a different universe entirely?
World record Kirby Star Allies: Chat Any% Requirements: On a 100% save file (No way they get past level 2 without it) Chat must be Kirby, player must be player 2
chat: *struggles for 20 minutes to get past a hill, then struggles for another couple of hours to get past tiny gaps* also chat: alright, time to kill god
13:28 Dang it, we couldn't beat them. Even when they literally can't control themselves, we beat them. It might be time for us to rethink our lives a bit.
I'm not always one to watch Failboat's streams, but this one was just too good to pass up. After we beat Termina, he decided to raid another person streaming Star Allies. There wasn't anyone else streaming it on UA-cam, but there was a single person on Twitch. Next month is going to be my 1-year anniversary of being a follower to Lem_Lemon, and I'm so glad that my choice to join in on the chaos of chat being in the driver's seat led to me finding one of my favorite streamers.
You wake up. You hear the voices of 38,000 people all at once. And if you’re still not feeling possessed, we still have… Kirby but 38,000+ people are causing sheer salt to the person who created a mistake the size of a train wreck sized explosion.
I love how chat controlling Kirby is like a dumb child learning how to walk but they can’t stop falling and dad failboat is getting frustrated because the child is intentionally falling
Failboat: If you’re having a good day today, jump. Chat: *Doesn’t do anything* Failboat: If you’re having a BAD day today, jump Chat: *Jumping intensifies*
I remember this stream, this was so long ago and it comes out now? I'm not complaining, please deliver more I am a hungry consumer waiting for more delicious content yum yum father I require my content
It makes chat look incredibly incompetent... until you realize, there are probably at least a hundred people triggering _only_ single inputs using emojis, half of them are trying to make it work, and the other half is actively trying to sabotage. Then again... this is _Failboat's_ chat. They're probably ALL trying to sabotage.
Failboat: * Doubts chat's stupidity and sheer willingness to annoy him *
Chat, about to unite for one of the first times in their lives to form one (1) single braincell: *We're about to do what's called a "Pro-gamer Move"*
That oddly sounds like a comment I would find on a DougDoug video
@@dinoshotgun ikr
@@dinoshotgun yea it definitely does
9:52 most epic speech of all time
@@dinoshotgunI mean Failboat and DougDoug have very similar chats.
These "Chat plays kirb" vids are my absolute fav. I need more!
*Chat plays BOTW would be something else...*
I can already hear someone say _"DO A FLIP!... Off a cliff"_ or *_"Sniff a Lynel"_*
@JHONNY youtube bot try not to be annoying challenge (100% fail)
We do need more
Ditto
Ah yes, Mario 64, my Favourite Kirby Game
Everybody's laughing until chat enters the eshop and leaks all of Fail's credit card info
Good one
Chat starts spamming every number until it works
@JHONNY no way
Its heres?The garbage truck is here?
Oh dear god
@JHONNY what is? your dad?
The feral *"NO"* at 13:39 absolutely slaughtered me
The demons came out
Failboat
Failboat=demon
@@lillianapabon2683 y e s
NO
"Jump if you're having a good time"
- Jumps once or twice
"Jump if you're having a bad time"
- Starts floating up to the skybox
In forgotten land:
"Jump if you're having a bad time"
- Hammer glitch's their way to the skybox
@@kikiiiithesillykitkat 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I didn’t think I’d ever see a foot rebellion in a Kirby game and here we are.
"foot coup"
AND HERE WE ARE
chat puts the "feet" in the "being defeated in a kirby game"
*WELCOME VISITORS*
Foot gang
8:47 kirby's stupid smile combined with the sad piano music is making me laugh so much harder than i probably should be
he has bottled up emotions
Props to chat for falling into the same death pits a million times and figuring out why Star Allies gives the player such a large amount of lives:
The game was always meant to be played by a hivemind of several thousand people, in order to truly emphasize the constant theme of Friendship
If "friendship" means "the collective screaming of 10,000 tortured souls" then sure
@@tanookipear7494 who said the souls were tortured?
@@tanookipear7494 that actually sounds like a Kirby villain and I don’t know if they’ve done that already
@@mega6662 kirby lore is wack
@@TheSuperCanadian1 It's Twitch chat of course they're tortured.
The problem: There is always one person in chat attempting to troll with the controls.
The solution: Make numerous people that guy
Everyone*
ONE GUY
🤡🤡🤡🤡
Fanmade switch game format
chat may be the worst hive mind you've ever seen, but you can't argue with results
You really can't.
you can't really argue with the hive mind either or you might get reduced to headwear.
I need to see Doug's and fail's chat go head to head. Like they do stuff together already it needs to happen
@@jstar3382 Is Doug the same DougDoug who explains games with food? If so, I never realized the collabed, though I could've suspected that with his wild and surreal theming and the food with googly eyes that his chat would be similarly nuts. I agree though, would love to see the chaos their chats would cause.
@@StoryTeller796 Doug also does a lot of stuff with his chat.
His most recent effort? Collaborating with his chat to preform a Peggle Nights speedrun.
It's the slowest time on the board and His chat now has a thing for squids and magic hats, But some of the shots that chat did was actually pretty incredible.
i thought chat could only infect bandanna waddle dee’s soul. nobody is truly safe i suppose
Yeah the Lore part makes no sense
I… I can feel them
@JHONNY Whats here, you're dad? Oh wait...
*screams in agony as my limbs without my control or consent as HUNDREDS OF VOICES FLOOD INTO MY HEAD OH GOD IT HURTS abruptly* stopping as chat gains control over my facial expression and voice
They said Kirby would be next.
"My chat has made a full time job out of backseating me" no truer words have ever been spoken
"It's almost like there's 3000 people holding right on my control stick at all times."
It's not 3000 people. It's worse. It's 1 Fyrus.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that
or even worse. *TWO* Fyri
"If you're having a good day, jump"
*kirby jumps*
"If you're having a bad day, jump"
*kirby ascends*
This may be the first time the Chat wasn't just the embodiment of chaos.
The foot thing tho
We did try to bang the embodiment of chaos in the last chat plays kirby
Isn't Kirby a being of chaos though?
There can only be one
@@mr.mothly yeah, wish I could have at least been here for this one
At the end of the day, our greatest enemy can become our greatest ally. What a touching lesson Chat has taught us today
I've just thought of either the worst or best idea possible: "Chat plays A Hat in Time"
As failboat once said:
13:39
@@enderguyx2081
“Put me ba- *NOOO”*
Yes
A chat in time
(This might be one of the dumbest jokes I’ve made)
a hat in brazil
Also didn’t expect someone to have skill issues in Kirby Star Allies
I remember this stream, I was one of the people killing Kirby whenever he was above a pit. Fun times.
you are the enemy of the people
how could you
you are maidenless
Foot gang
what is wrong with you?!
I remember being live for that first Jambastion level, and trust me when I say the clock makes it seem like it took _far_ less time than it really did
I was there too, the utter pain. It was tv tho so I couldn’t even help, just witness
@@beaufuller8222 Trust me, even being there on PC there was no chance to help, I had to go before the Clowns won us the battle, but the feet were too strong even when our forces were at their peak.
As someone has pointed out before, the classic kirby face really just fits the situation
“Feet redemption arc” never thought I’d hear this in my entire life, especially in a Kirby game
This is just the "long spoon" allegory of heaven and hell, that says that "in each location, the inhabitants are given access to food, but the utensils are too unwieldy to serve oneself with. In hell, the people cannot cooperate, and consequently starve. In heaven, the diners feed one another across the table and are sated." Chat learned to feed one another and Fail with their long spoons, and their cooperation is heaven-worthy in and of itself.
comically long spoon
I think god underestimates my ability to wield a spoon
This allegory is completely inaccurate. Some of the people in hell will have feeder kinks, and they will easily be able to co-operate.
“It’s like watching a toddler waddle though a mine field”
A posessed toddler is probably the best comparison for chat
@@tanookipear7494 yeah sounds accurate
oh god i remember this stream. i was legit crylaughing to my friends on discord during the level one loop
failboat's chat is a bit more...special, than dougdoug's chat. with dougdoug's chat, within 4 seconds of being given control, they've taken 40 screenshots, moved 35 feet, and shot a family of innocent people. with failboat's, it takes em around, what, 30 seconds to take a few steps?
Whenever I go through my day, I get scared when I pass by someone who happens to have feet. This video has inspired me to face my fears
What do you do when you look down
One day chat's going to end up speedrunning a Kirby game and win the world record
Infinite monkeys and typewriters.
The fact we went from the start to boss fighting was so whack.
the thumbnail is absolute dread, failboat saying run makes me shiver
I have rewatched the chat plays KFL more times than I am willing to admit and an extremely excited
First before this blows up
Same
"How did you just cleanly give birth like that" -Failboat 2022
Chat is invincible, they can beat any game! Must be from all that time worshipping Lord Helix 🤣
Lore question: is the chat plays kirby chat the same as the chat plays pokemon chat? are they different entities in the same shared universe or is it like a different universe entirely?
Gex*
@@tanookipear7494 this chat and tpp chat are bro and sis...
-ish.
🤣
World record Kirby Star Allies: Chat Any%
Requirements:
On a 100% save file (No way they get past level 2 without it)
Chat must be Kirby, player must be player 2
Yes
chat: *struggles for 20 minutes to get past a hill, then struggles for another couple of hours to get past tiny gaps*
also chat: alright, time to kill god
8:42 i love this
"OKAY KIRBY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY!"
9:21
When he said "I feel like I am watching a Getting Over It stream", it had me laughing.
It’s honestly scary seeing how well coordinated Chat is, give or take a couple of feet.
13:20 XD The screaming is funny and the train sound makes me happy thank you
14:58 The "ta-da" sound makes me laugh every time
13:28
Dang it, we couldn't beat them. Even when they literally can't control themselves, we beat them. It might be time for us to rethink our lives a bit.
Since no one else seems to have seen it, I wanted to commemorate the fact that at 2:02, Noteblock made a self-plug in a pretty funny way.
Thanks for letting me know, i had seen it and couldnt scan it for some reason
I'm not always one to watch Failboat's streams, but this one was just too good to pass up. After we beat Termina, he decided to raid another person streaming Star Allies. There wasn't anyone else streaming it on UA-cam, but there was a single person on Twitch. Next month is going to be my 1-year anniversary of being a follower to Lem_Lemon, and I'm so glad that my choice to join in on the chaos of chat being in the driver's seat led to me finding one of my favorite streamers.
Everybody’s having fun until Kirby’s in the hallway of sliding blocks
Failboat experienced every level of depression and anger as chat tried to make it over a single tiny gap
You wake up. You hear the voices of 38,000 people all at once. And if you’re still not feeling possessed, we still have… Kirby but 38,000+ people are causing sheer salt to the person who created a mistake the size of a train wreck sized explosion.
Kirby has got to see someone about those thousands of voices in his head.
Chat when playing Mario: trolls
Chat when playing Kirby: Serious business
10:33 "I can't let you do that, Mr. Chat."
It's almost poetic that in the Kirby game where you kill a god with friendship, Failboat killed a god with his fans, his "allies" in a way
4:00 This is the peak of 2022 comedy
We need to go further. 4 streams to control 4 Kirbys in Amazing Mirror.
You should do a stream where you have chat train an amiibo in Smash to Level 50, then fight the amiibo and see how good it is
Chat is now titled "God Slayer" as they still hunt for the Gex
I love how chat controlling Kirby is like a dumb child learning how to walk but they can’t stop falling and dad failboat is getting frustrated because the child is intentionally falling
I just love to imagine that the representation of chat is just a gamer chair with hands on a wheel with random textes coming from it
1:55 And so, the journy of calling failboat "father" begins
3:35 "How did you just cleanly give birth there?"
Furry
7:21 Side note it wasnt chat, it was just Fyrus :)
Failboat's chat is the only thing that can make someone hate playing _kirby_
I love how occasionally when Daniel tilts his head down, his forehead actually gradients into blue
Ok noteblock...I see what you did there with that QR code...well played
Also...You did well chat!
Failboat: If you’re having a good day today, jump.
Chat: *Doesn’t do anything*
Failboat: If you’re having a BAD day today, jump
Chat: *Jumping intensifies*
Chat calculating the exact pixel perfect inputs to fall into the kirby sized hole
Chats sense of humour is…
Strange.
They learnt from Failboat.
I think that Failboat's chat needs more traning to become closer to DougDoug's chat
I thought this meant like, physically beat Kirby, like pummeling him into the ground
same
2:37 genuinely was the hardest part of getting my brother's kids through the game, when we came to areas where everyone had to go to a specific spot
This doesn’t end well does it? If chat’s in charge then it never does
You may be surprised.
9:53 This moment feels tailor-made for out of context clips
Watching the life counter go down so fast is terrifying
Edit: 12:37 IM *STRESSED*
Chat: The most powerful being in the universe
Failboat: Under Chat’s rule
Also Failboat: I WANT TO DIE
9:10 could be turned into a game
"kirby kills all his friends then commits suicide"
you gave them instructions to get copper, *and by kirby they found gold!*
I remember this stream, this was so long ago and it comes out now?
I'm not complaining, please deliver more I am a hungry consumer waiting for more delicious content yum yum father I require my content
I can tell its old... Fail doesn't have as much
*_G O A T E E_*
Unlike now
It takes a long time to edit hours of content in to a 16 minute video, be patience the lord failboat will do his best
Failboat stream fans must have the weirdest “most frequently used” emotes section ever
11:17: funny boat man have crisis and depression
As far as I'm concerned, chat is playing the most in character Kirby we have ever seen.
it's concerning how fast chat is evolving in order to produce these videos
16:41 that is the sound of disappointment
Can I just say that I like the detail of including a timer at the top of the screen to show how long the full stream of this video actual took.
1:55 Ooohhhhh so that's why chat keep's calling you father, i just found important failboat lore
1:18 this part is funny lol 😂
Normal People’s favorite speed runner: My favorite speed runner is EasySpeezy!
Chads: Have you heard of Failboats live chat?
"It's the people posting feet that are the problem"
- Failboat 2022 8:28
8:45
"If your having a bad day, jump."
**Everyone jumps**
Dan : *oh*
I love Kirby so much, and I love you gave chat a drivers seat, and a steering wheel!😂
Wait… if classic Kirby is given after defeating void, yet classic Kirby can defeat void termina, isn’t that a paradox!
No and only classic Kirby goes back in time to make void turn into Kirby in every single timeline
NOW we know how the failboat community feels about teamwork
1:46 this out of context 😈😈
1:48
*1:47
That ending was more emotional than every film combined.
Never underestimate the failboat chat hivemind
I didn’t realize I was on this stream until I heard the question at 3:20 and remembered asking that.
After all this months, I realize why thus game was so easy
It was designed to be played like this
I remember the sheer chaos of trying to get past the pits
I love how absolutely brain dead the chat is when they try and move Kirby in the beginning
2:02
I don’t know where this QR code leads, and I’m not about to find out.
it’s never gonna give you up
Its a youtuber named noteblock
@@Give_riggy_a_raise_for_godthat's failboat's editor
Failboat’s editor, Notebock
@@Give_riggy_a_raise_for_godits his editor
Failboat always finds a way to sound like a anime protagonist. I need someone to get all the times he did sound like one
Alternative title:Playing Kirby Star Allies with my little sibling
It makes chat look incredibly incompetent... until you realize, there are probably at least a hundred people triggering _only_ single inputs using emojis, half of them are trying to make it work, and the other half is actively trying to sabotage.
Then again... this is _Failboat's_ chat. They're probably ALL trying to sabotage.