“I’ve never been jealous before why have I started now?” | EP96 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

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  • Опубліковано 30 жов 2024

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  • @idontliketea1
    @idontliketea1 3 місяці тому +54

    that black kids/white kids segment, I haven't laughed that much in about a decade LMAOOOOOO. The way the penny was just not landing for Pete.

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  3 місяці тому +1

      So silly

    • @toniwren8786
      @toniwren8786 3 місяці тому +4

      I literally watched that like 5/6 times, I was absolutely crying with laughter 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ how was he not understanding the question 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @teriv2749
      @teriv2749 2 місяці тому +3

      That short is literally what got me here! HILARIOUS 🤣 🤣🤣

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  2 місяці тому

      We hope you stick around too!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @xplorerF
    @xplorerF 3 місяці тому +42

    Bro this pod is criminally underrated

  • @samanthalangan4391
    @samanthalangan4391 Місяць тому +1

    I really don’t understand why you guys haven’t got like millions of subscribers, you’re the only podcast I fully watch and not just clips. Funniest podcast by far ❤🙌

  • @gm_construct4697
    @gm_construct4697 2 місяці тому +6

    The white kids bit is the most painful, interminable conversation I've not been a part of. There's about 3 instances where I thought the Irish guy would get it and he just didn't and then continued to not get it even after having it explained to him.

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  2 місяці тому

      Yeah? I didn’t get it, and i ain’t getting you at the minute either?!

    • @mouloudo
      @mouloudo Місяць тому

      " irish"... man that dude is dyslexic at best

  • @cassie8906
    @cassie8906 2 місяці тому +3

    25:06 - I thought my computer was buffering and the video paused!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kaz-vt6xn
    @kaz-vt6xn 3 місяці тому +11

    waiting for you guys to blow tf up 🤣😭

  • @tuomoluukkanen7265
    @tuomoluukkanen7265 2 місяці тому +5

    We were here before they blew up.

  • @toniwren8786
    @toniwren8786 3 місяці тому +5

    Honestly I’ve only recently come across you guys on tik tok and I’ve been crying with laughter at you both. Honestly hands down the funniest “sheet” I’ve ever heard 🫶🏼🔥🔥🔥💀

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  3 місяці тому +1

      Welcome to the party 🥰👊🏽👊🏼❤️

    • @toniwren8786
      @toniwren8786 3 місяці тому +1

      Honestly guys 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👊🏼🫶🏼

  • @sixgodjo
    @sixgodjo 21 день тому

    It’s the fact that bro heard it the other way around in his head 7 different times 😂

  • @TiaMiller-c8f
    @TiaMiller-c8f 3 місяці тому +7

    Every time I mention rishi, I can't help but call him rishi shoeshack now 😂

  • @carolyn1439ll
    @carolyn1439ll 3 місяці тому +7

    With all due respect to Charlotte… Pete, you ARE good looking! You don’t give yourself enough credit.
    (Hey Luke 😉 lol)

  • @georgia5901
    @georgia5901 3 місяці тому +3

    The only people ill watch the full ads for

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  3 місяці тому +1

      And we massively respect you for that ❤️❤️❤️ thank you 🙏🏼

  • @Rosina.hepburn
    @Rosina.hepburn 3 місяці тому +2

    aaah, I needed this today, 'HERE'S YA FOOD!' 🤣🤣

  • @Abu635
    @Abu635 3 місяці тому +6

    That adoption quote was not that hard! FML! Lol Pete would be dangerous if he had another braincell

  • @richytyler
    @richytyler 2 місяці тому +1

    Love it. Been here since day dot. My favourite parts are the contrast of Lukes considered, intelligent points vs (sorry bro!) Petes pretty bloody stupid ones! Makes me laugh every single time. Sometimes I think he must be trolling, but nope!

    • @richytyler
      @richytyler 2 місяці тому +1

      And just as I typed this, the 'black people adopting white kids' bit came up. Oh Pete, you can be so frustratingly, but hilariously, dumb sometimes! 😂

  • @toniwren8786
    @toniwren8786 3 місяці тому +2

    I just joined your patreon how could I not 🫶🏼🔥🔥

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  3 місяці тому

      Omg how long you been listening for?

    • @toniwren8786
      @toniwren8786 3 місяці тому +1

      @@LukeandPetePodcastliterally like 2 days! And it’s brilliant! You guys popped up on my tik tok algorithm and I may have spent most of day sending my daughter your shorts 🤣🤣. Cannot wait to smash out these episodes 🤣🤣. X

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  3 місяці тому +1

      @toniwren8786 thanks Toni! If this isn’t an advert for all those peeping toms that been watching since day one to sign up to patreon I don’t know what is!!!👊🏼👊🏼❤️

    • @toniwren8786
      @toniwren8786 3 місяці тому +1

      Then consider it a MASSIVE advert!! PEOPLE GET SUPPORTING!! 😂👊🏼🥰

  • @salmaj2016
    @salmaj2016 3 місяці тому +9

    36:06
    Pete: no one cares about Asians
    Me(Asian) : 🧍🏽‍♀️🤣

  • @Lilbabyearthy
    @Lilbabyearthy 3 місяці тому +2

    my daughter one time seen a man wit no legs in a wheelchair n said “mummy where’s his shoes”

  • @Thandi1230
    @Thandi1230 3 місяці тому +1

    Absolutely love you guys 😂❤ at this point with the exchange rate in South Africa im willing go without bread and milk for a week just so i can join the patreoniesss

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  3 місяці тому +1

      Oh no, don’t be doing that ❤️❤️❤️ we appreciate the love thandi👊🏽👊🏼🥰

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  3 місяці тому +1

      Although, we taste better than milk and bread 😁

    • @Thandi1230
      @Thandi1230 3 місяці тому +1

      Now I know Luke wrote this response 😂😂😂❤

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  3 місяці тому +1

      He didn’t know what he was thinking at the time, sign up!😁😁😁

  • @amoxsensei
    @amoxsensei 3 місяці тому +2

    Pete, now I’m
    Not accusing you of anything but when you said fingers don’t throw you, did you ask Luke to cut something out or was it Luke that said something diabolical ?😏
    44:02
    I await a response 😏

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  3 місяці тому +1

      I went for a 💩

    • @amoxsensei
      @amoxsensei 3 місяці тому

      @@LukeandPetePodcast fair, one must respect the sacred bowels 🫡

  • @biancajacobs89
    @biancajacobs89 3 місяці тому +1

    I find you both absolutely hilarious 😂 I'm so curious to know what star signs you both are ?

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  3 місяці тому

      Thank you❤️ and Pete is a Virgo and Luke an Aquarius. Tell us something interesting about it🧐

  • @Godloves24
    @Godloves24 3 місяці тому +4

    Great show. Listening before the sun rises.

  • @salmaj2016
    @salmaj2016 3 місяці тому +2

    Could you sell merch please 🙏🏼 I’d buy it 😄

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  3 місяці тому +1

      We are
      Going to start doing this very soon, we will keep you guys updated x we appreciate you. What would you want in particular? Hats? Mugs? Etc…let us know

  • @marcusdalling2018
    @marcusdalling2018 3 місяці тому

    He is definatly butters …. 4 would be a solid mark 😂

  • @tay4579
    @tay4579 3 місяці тому +1

    luke have you read the four agreements 👀

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  3 місяці тому

      No I’ve seen it but never got into that one. What makes it a good one?

  • @BradleyKritzinger
    @BradleyKritzinger 2 місяці тому

    It’s called genetics oaks😂

  • @clairehug7583
    @clairehug7583 3 місяці тому

    😂😂😂😂😂❤

  • @Nemiah
    @Nemiah 3 місяці тому

    OMG!! Dude is SLOW…. 😵‍💫🫨🫠 the way he’s NOT listening?!

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  3 місяці тому +3

      Are you just dip dabbing bruv? Sniffing behind the 🩲??? Having a little sniff….just came a sniffing did ya?

  • @steakismeat177
    @steakismeat177 2 місяці тому

    I saw a bit on a black mom who tried to adopt a white child and he really liked living with her, but the social worker basically said she thought he should be with his own kind and sent the child to another home

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  2 місяці тому

      That’s ridiculous, this world is wrong and dated in so many ways

  • @delduked
    @delduked 2 місяці тому

    I just came here to see how much of an idiot Pete is cuz I didn’t think he was real. Kinda like how Jim from the office wanted to show his roommate that Dwight was real. But not in a good way.

    • @LukeandPetePodcast
      @LukeandPetePodcast  2 місяці тому

      Yeah, well…I’m real. Ya don’t like it - 👉🏼 there’s the door 🚪 buddy 😆