I really don’t understand why you guys haven’t got like millions of subscribers, you’re the only podcast I fully watch and not just clips. Funniest podcast by far ❤🙌
The white kids bit is the most painful, interminable conversation I've not been a part of. There's about 3 instances where I thought the Irish guy would get it and he just didn't and then continued to not get it even after having it explained to him.
Honestly I’ve only recently come across you guys on tik tok and I’ve been crying with laughter at you both. Honestly hands down the funniest “sheet” I’ve ever heard 🫶🏼🔥🔥🔥💀
Love it. Been here since day dot. My favourite parts are the contrast of Lukes considered, intelligent points vs (sorry bro!) Petes pretty bloody stupid ones! Makes me laugh every single time. Sometimes I think he must be trolling, but nope!
@@LukeandPetePodcastliterally like 2 days! And it’s brilliant! You guys popped up on my tik tok algorithm and I may have spent most of day sending my daughter your shorts 🤣🤣. Cannot wait to smash out these episodes 🤣🤣. X
@toniwren8786 thanks Toni! If this isn’t an advert for all those peeping toms that been watching since day one to sign up to patreon I don’t know what is!!!👊🏼👊🏼❤️
Absolutely love you guys 😂❤ at this point with the exchange rate in South Africa im willing go without bread and milk for a week just so i can join the patreoniesss
Pete, now I’m Not accusing you of anything but when you said fingers don’t throw you, did you ask Luke to cut something out or was it Luke that said something diabolical ?😏 44:02 I await a response 😏
We are Going to start doing this very soon, we will keep you guys updated x we appreciate you. What would you want in particular? Hats? Mugs? Etc…let us know
I saw a bit on a black mom who tried to adopt a white child and he really liked living with her, but the social worker basically said she thought he should be with his own kind and sent the child to another home
I just came here to see how much of an idiot Pete is cuz I didn’t think he was real. Kinda like how Jim from the office wanted to show his roommate that Dwight was real. But not in a good way.
that black kids/white kids segment, I haven't laughed that much in about a decade LMAOOOOOO. The way the penny was just not landing for Pete.
So silly
I literally watched that like 5/6 times, I was absolutely crying with laughter 🤣🤦🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️ how was he not understanding the question 🤣🤦🏻♀️
That short is literally what got me here! HILARIOUS 🤣 🤣🤣
We hope you stick around too!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Bro this pod is criminally underrated
👊🏽👊🏼❤️
I really don’t understand why you guys haven’t got like millions of subscribers, you’re the only podcast I fully watch and not just clips. Funniest podcast by far ❤🙌
The white kids bit is the most painful, interminable conversation I've not been a part of. There's about 3 instances where I thought the Irish guy would get it and he just didn't and then continued to not get it even after having it explained to him.
Yeah? I didn’t get it, and i ain’t getting you at the minute either?!
" irish"... man that dude is dyslexic at best
25:06 - I thought my computer was buffering and the video paused!🤣🤣🤣🤣
waiting for you guys to blow tf up 🤣😭
Us too!!👊🏼👊🏽❤️
We were here before they blew up.
🫵🏼❤️👊🏼👊🏽
Honestly I’ve only recently come across you guys on tik tok and I’ve been crying with laughter at you both. Honestly hands down the funniest “sheet” I’ve ever heard 🫶🏼🔥🔥🔥💀
Welcome to the party 🥰👊🏽👊🏼❤️
Honestly guys 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👊🏼🫶🏼
It’s the fact that bro heard it the other way around in his head 7 different times 😂
Every time I mention rishi, I can't help but call him rishi shoeshack now 😂
Hahahaha good!
Rishi So-knaks
With all due respect to Charlotte… Pete, you ARE good looking! You don’t give yourself enough credit.
(Hey Luke 😉 lol)
Hey 😍😍😍
The only people ill watch the full ads for
And we massively respect you for that ❤️❤️❤️ thank you 🙏🏼
aaah, I needed this today, 'HERE'S YA FOOD!' 🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
That adoption quote was not that hard! FML! Lol Pete would be dangerous if he had another braincell
It was very hard actually
Love it. Been here since day dot. My favourite parts are the contrast of Lukes considered, intelligent points vs (sorry bro!) Petes pretty bloody stupid ones! Makes me laugh every single time. Sometimes I think he must be trolling, but nope!
And just as I typed this, the 'black people adopting white kids' bit came up. Oh Pete, you can be so frustratingly, but hilariously, dumb sometimes! 😂
I just joined your patreon how could I not 🫶🏼🔥🔥
Omg how long you been listening for?
@@LukeandPetePodcastliterally like 2 days! And it’s brilliant! You guys popped up on my tik tok algorithm and I may have spent most of day sending my daughter your shorts 🤣🤣. Cannot wait to smash out these episodes 🤣🤣. X
@toniwren8786 thanks Toni! If this isn’t an advert for all those peeping toms that been watching since day one to sign up to patreon I don’t know what is!!!👊🏼👊🏼❤️
Then consider it a MASSIVE advert!! PEOPLE GET SUPPORTING!! 😂👊🏼🥰
36:06
Pete: no one cares about Asians
Me(Asian) : 🧍🏽♀️🤣
I care about you, don’t worry 🥰
🤣😅😅😅
my daughter one time seen a man wit no legs in a wheelchair n said “mummy where’s his shoes”
Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣 what did you say?
Absolutely love you guys 😂❤ at this point with the exchange rate in South Africa im willing go without bread and milk for a week just so i can join the patreoniesss
Oh no, don’t be doing that ❤️❤️❤️ we appreciate the love thandi👊🏽👊🏼🥰
Although, we taste better than milk and bread 😁
Now I know Luke wrote this response 😂😂😂❤
He didn’t know what he was thinking at the time, sign up!😁😁😁
Pete, now I’m
Not accusing you of anything but when you said fingers don’t throw you, did you ask Luke to cut something out or was it Luke that said something diabolical ?😏
44:02
I await a response 😏
I went for a 💩
@@LukeandPetePodcast fair, one must respect the sacred bowels 🫡
I find you both absolutely hilarious 😂 I'm so curious to know what star signs you both are ?
Thank you❤️ and Pete is a Virgo and Luke an Aquarius. Tell us something interesting about it🧐
Great show. Listening before the sun rises.
Thank you!
Could you sell merch please 🙏🏼 I’d buy it 😄
We are
Going to start doing this very soon, we will keep you guys updated x we appreciate you. What would you want in particular? Hats? Mugs? Etc…let us know
He is definatly butters …. 4 would be a solid mark 😂
Same as you then 😏✊🏼💦
@@LukeandPetePodcast 😩 violated 🫠 love the content 🤣
luke have you read the four agreements 👀
No I’ve seen it but never got into that one. What makes it a good one?
It’s called genetics oaks😂
😂😂😂😂😂❤
OMG!! Dude is SLOW…. 😵💫🫨🫠 the way he’s NOT listening?!
Are you just dip dabbing bruv? Sniffing behind the 🩲??? Having a little sniff….just came a sniffing did ya?
I saw a bit on a black mom who tried to adopt a white child and he really liked living with her, but the social worker basically said she thought he should be with his own kind and sent the child to another home
That’s ridiculous, this world is wrong and dated in so many ways
I just came here to see how much of an idiot Pete is cuz I didn’t think he was real. Kinda like how Jim from the office wanted to show his roommate that Dwight was real. But not in a good way.
Yeah, well…I’m real. Ya don’t like it - 👉🏼 there’s the door 🚪 buddy 😆