The Tourist reviewed by Mark Kermode

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  • Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
  • Mark finds plenty to laugh at in The Tourist, a candy floss eurotrash thriller staring Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp.

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  • @richardbrabin3188
    @richardbrabin3188 3 роки тому +7

    I have no idea why, but Mayo saying at the end of the clip “Is that the train in the background” makes me laugh hard.

  • @DaveNoodles
    @DaveNoodles 10 років тому +44

    Couldn't be bothered to watch the film, but this is a great review. Apparently Depp plays a math teacher.

    • @c.j.griffin
      @c.j.griffin 6 місяців тому

      Sorry, Dave, I know it's been a minute, but does Depp only teach the one math? I can't be bothered to watch it either.

  • @tomsega
    @tomsega 14 років тому +7

    The ending is indeed ludicrous. It's all very well making that sort of twist in a theatre stage show, but rewatching the movie it's impossible to believe the change of identity, unless we're to believe Depp is acting to be someone who is a great actor.. if you know what I mean.

  • @zoeblacklock5381
    @zoeblacklock5381 4 роки тому +5

    Kermode didn't even mention Paul Bettany, is he feeling OK?

  • @antohall2007
    @antohall2007 11 років тому +1

    Simon Mayo does a great impression of a guy who doesnt wanna be there

  • @AeroHybrid
    @AeroHybrid 9 років тому +9

    I really liked this film and I find it such a guilty pleasure to watch

  • @AvatarTwasCheesy
    @AvatarTwasCheesy 9 років тому +11

    Is Johnny Depp a math teacher?

  • @Mankind081
    @Mankind081 13 років тому

    When I watched Anthony Zimmer I didn't see the twist coming either.

  • @booster330
    @booster330 14 років тому

    @SpeedFreakNO Its the Exorcist.

  • @84PhillyB
    @84PhillyB 13 років тому

    Totally agree with 'adim88'. Yes this movie was fluff - from start to finish. But it KNEW it was. It obviously didn't take itself too seriously and i don't think the people who see it should either. It's stupid, yes. But it one of those films you can just stick on when you wanna cuddle up with your girlfriend on a Sunday night with a glass of wine.
    It is dumb, yes - totally agree.
    But it's harmless fun and it never tries to be anything more.

  • @mollers92
    @mollers92 14 років тому

    @mrpossibilities cos its a radio show?

  • @leviterande
    @leviterande 14 років тому

    what does he mean: gentleman in the tenement??

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 5 років тому

      Kaledius it’s a play on repeatedly mispronouncing “denouement”

  • @meio4744
    @meio4744 10 років тому +1

    It was excruciatingly boring, I couldn't finish watching it, never have I seen two more moribund movie stars on the screen.

  • @Bagrah10
    @Bagrah10 13 років тому +3

    Ah screw it, I quite enjoyed it.

  • @bertfromseasamestreet
    @bertfromseasamestreet 3 роки тому

    Yea

  • @adim88
    @adim88 14 років тому

    also- the movie is just fun fluff. nothing to get too serious about. really got unfairly bashed by critics.

  • @kearseymorton2078
    @kearseymorton2078 13 днів тому

    WHY O WHY IS UA-cam ALWAYS SUGGESTING THIS 14 YEAR OLD VIDEO TO ME?????? IT DOES NOT MAKE ANY EFFING SENSE, IS THE ALGORHYTHM COMPLETELY BROKEN?????

  • @potterpotty01
    @potterpotty01 5 років тому +4

    its Angelina Jolie in does my bum look big in this, answer yes and its amazing.
    and Johnny Depp simple math teacher..........or is he?
    also i think its ricky gervais' favourite film, might have to actually watch this now.

  • @jd899
    @jd899 14 років тому +1

    A good rant with some nice flappy hand action, is it more stupid as Angel and Demons? which I have not seen but DrK did say it was the stupidest film he ever saw

  • @killswitchred19
    @killswitchred19 14 років тому

    The Tourist wasn't very good. Not terrible but too complicated and did not live up to the "dream pairing" of Jolie and Depp!

  • @edwardsadler3348
    @edwardsadler3348 2 роки тому

    I loved it

  • @TheConciseStatement
    @TheConciseStatement 14 років тому +3

    @jd899
    I'm guessing not. Angels and Demons manages the neat trick of actually being dumber than Christianity. I suppose one could argue there's a real sense of achievement there.

  • @matdur2000
    @matdur2000 11 років тому +1

    it was a bad film but i liked it.

  • @omgwtfbbqstfu
    @omgwtfbbqstfu 14 років тому

    watch the original, it was so much more convincing.

    • @Jan-se1nd
      @Jan-se1nd Рік тому

      I did. And no, it isn't.

  • @Luvie1980
    @Luvie1980 13 років тому

    @BRm2008 I dont think she is artsy at all. I think she is overrated.

  • @IceCreamSuit
    @IceCreamSuit 14 років тому

    @qwertyuiopdan1 No, Mark was saying the misogynist attitudes about Angelina Jolie were a good representation of the film, which he didn't like.

  • @nelsano3
    @nelsano3 14 років тому +4

    Johnny Depp is overrated.

  • @rasco1521
    @rasco1521 4 роки тому

    I liked the film. I’ve seen it a good few times.
    Also a quick word to Mark: “stupider” is not a word.

    • @timsplanet2
      @timsplanet2 2 роки тому +1

      I think he said it ironically

  • @chrishiggins7166
    @chrishiggins7166 2 роки тому

    The film’s poorly acted, poorly written, poorly directed, unfocused, dull, lifeless & is A predictable thriller. (18%) (1/5 stars) (negative)

  • @nocreativename
    @nocreativename 9 років тому

    Seems boring.

  • @relinquis
    @relinquis 11 років тому +14

    horrible film...

  • @jackmurphy6864
    @jackmurphy6864 8 місяців тому

    Woeful film.

  • @billlozier5551
    @billlozier5551 4 роки тому

    Totally disagree. I enjoyed the Tourist a lot. Jolie never looks more beautiful. Deep is funny and awkward. Romantic too. Beautiful music. Thumbs up 👍

  • @ottokaare5925
    @ottokaare5925 3 роки тому

    I hated that movie

  • @leevww
    @leevww Рік тому

    he films total sh.... spent 30m watching this junk. time is precious..what a waste.

  • @DTM4581
    @DTM4581 11 років тому

    I did'nt rate the lives of others.

  • @adim88
    @adim88 14 років тому

    critics are so full of themselves. audiences obviously loved the movie- $250m worldwide and counting.

    • @jackmurphy6864
      @jackmurphy6864 8 місяців тому

      Just because they went to see it doesn't mean they enjoyed it or it was any good. Dreadful film.

  • @tabarakanwar
    @tabarakanwar 14 років тому

    first

  • @kemp10
    @kemp10 12 років тому

    0:57 - So you clever guys across the pond never use a singular mass noun to describe something as a whole? That means if I were to go to the BBC Sport section they would only cover 1 sport, right?

    • @PNETriffid
      @PNETriffid 5 років тому +2

      Mathematics or Mathematic?