The Tourist reviewed by Mark Kermode

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  • Опубліковано 28 лис 2024

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  • @DaveNoodles
    @DaveNoodles 10 років тому +43

    Couldn't be bothered to watch the film, but this is a great review. Apparently Depp plays a math teacher.

    • @c.j.griffin
      @c.j.griffin 3 місяці тому

      Sorry, Dave, I know it's been a minute, but does Depp only teach the one math? I can't be bothered to watch it either.

  • @richardbrabin3188
    @richardbrabin3188 3 роки тому +7

    I have no idea why, but Mayo saying at the end of the clip “Is that the train in the background” makes me laugh hard.

  • @tomsega
    @tomsega 14 років тому +7

    The ending is indeed ludicrous. It's all very well making that sort of twist in a theatre stage show, but rewatching the movie it's impossible to believe the change of identity, unless we're to believe Depp is acting to be someone who is a great actor.. if you know what I mean.

  • @AeroHybrid
    @AeroHybrid 9 років тому +9

    I really liked this film and I find it such a guilty pleasure to watch

  • @zoeblacklock5381
    @zoeblacklock5381 4 роки тому +5

    Kermode didn't even mention Paul Bettany, is he feeling OK?

  • @AvatarTwasCheesy
    @AvatarTwasCheesy 9 років тому +11

    Is Johnny Depp a math teacher?

  • @antohall2007
    @antohall2007 11 років тому +1

    Simon Mayo does a great impression of a guy who doesnt wanna be there

  • @84PhillyB
    @84PhillyB 13 років тому

    Totally agree with 'adim88'. Yes this movie was fluff - from start to finish. But it KNEW it was. It obviously didn't take itself too seriously and i don't think the people who see it should either. It's stupid, yes. But it one of those films you can just stick on when you wanna cuddle up with your girlfriend on a Sunday night with a glass of wine.
    It is dumb, yes - totally agree.
    But it's harmless fun and it never tries to be anything more.

  • @potterpotty01
    @potterpotty01 5 років тому +4

    its Angelina Jolie in does my bum look big in this, answer yes and its amazing.
    and Johnny Depp simple math teacher..........or is he?
    also i think its ricky gervais' favourite film, might have to actually watch this now.

  • @jd899
    @jd899 14 років тому +1

    A good rant with some nice flappy hand action, is it more stupid as Angel and Demons? which I have not seen but DrK did say it was the stupidest film he ever saw

  • @Mankind081
    @Mankind081 12 років тому

    When I watched Anthony Zimmer I didn't see the twist coming either.

  • @mollers92
    @mollers92 13 років тому

    @mrpossibilities cos its a radio show?

  • @TheConciseStatement
    @TheConciseStatement 14 років тому +3

    @jd899
    I'm guessing not. Angels and Demons manages the neat trick of actually being dumber than Christianity. I suppose one could argue there's a real sense of achievement there.

  • @booster330
    @booster330 14 років тому

    @SpeedFreakNO Its the Exorcist.

  • @adim88
    @adim88 13 років тому

    also- the movie is just fun fluff. nothing to get too serious about. really got unfairly bashed by critics.

  • @Bagrah10
    @Bagrah10 13 років тому +3

    Ah screw it, I quite enjoyed it.

  • @leviterande
    @leviterande 14 років тому

    what does he mean: gentleman in the tenement??

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 4 роки тому

      Kaledius it’s a play on repeatedly mispronouncing “denouement”

  • @IceCreamSuit
    @IceCreamSuit 14 років тому

    @qwertyuiopdan1 No, Mark was saying the misogynist attitudes about Angelina Jolie were a good representation of the film, which he didn't like.

  • @bertfromseasamestreet
    @bertfromseasamestreet 3 роки тому

    Yea

  • @killswitchred19
    @killswitchred19 14 років тому

    The Tourist wasn't very good. Not terrible but too complicated and did not live up to the "dream pairing" of Jolie and Depp!

  • @edwardsadler3348
    @edwardsadler3348 2 роки тому

    I loved it

  • @meio4744
    @meio4744 10 років тому +1

    It was excruciatingly boring, I couldn't finish watching it, never have I seen two more moribund movie stars on the screen.

  • @Luvie1980
    @Luvie1980 12 років тому

    @BRm2008 I dont think she is artsy at all. I think she is overrated.

  • @omgwtfbbqstfu
    @omgwtfbbqstfu 13 років тому

    watch the original, it was so much more convincing.

    • @Jan-se1nd
      @Jan-se1nd Рік тому

      I did. And no, it isn't.

  • @matdur2000
    @matdur2000 11 років тому +1

    it was a bad film but i liked it.

  • @rasco1521
    @rasco1521 3 роки тому

    I liked the film. I’ve seen it a good few times.
    Also a quick word to Mark: “stupider” is not a word.

    • @timsplanet2
      @timsplanet2 2 роки тому +1

      I think he said it ironically

  • @nelsano3
    @nelsano3 14 років тому +4

    Johnny Depp is overrated.

  • @relinquis
    @relinquis 10 років тому +14

    horrible film...

  • @chrishiggins7166
    @chrishiggins7166 2 роки тому

    The film’s poorly acted, poorly written, poorly directed, unfocused, dull, lifeless & is A predictable thriller. (18%) (1/5 stars) (negative)

  • @nocreativename
    @nocreativename 8 років тому

    Seems boring.

  • @billlozier5551
    @billlozier5551 3 роки тому

    Totally disagree. I enjoyed the Tourist a lot. Jolie never looks more beautiful. Deep is funny and awkward. Romantic too. Beautiful music. Thumbs up 👍

  • @jackmurphy6864
    @jackmurphy6864 6 місяців тому

    Woeful film.

  • @ottokaare5925
    @ottokaare5925 3 роки тому

    I hated that movie

  • @DTM4581
    @DTM4581 11 років тому

    I did'nt rate the lives of others.

  • @leevww
    @leevww 10 місяців тому

    he films total sh.... spent 30m watching this junk. time is precious..what a waste.

  • @kemp10
    @kemp10 12 років тому

    0:57 - So you clever guys across the pond never use a singular mass noun to describe something as a whole? That means if I were to go to the BBC Sport section they would only cover 1 sport, right?

    • @PNETriffid
      @PNETriffid 5 років тому +2

      Mathematics or Mathematic?

  • @adim88
    @adim88 13 років тому

    critics are so full of themselves. audiences obviously loved the movie- $250m worldwide and counting.

    • @jackmurphy6864
      @jackmurphy6864 6 місяців тому

      Just because they went to see it doesn't mean they enjoyed it or it was any good. Dreadful film.

  • @tabarakanwar
    @tabarakanwar 14 років тому

    first