Top Five Sci-Fi Tanks

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  • @Grymbaldknight
    @Grymbaldknight 5 років тому +330

    *"I think some fool just shot at us..."*
    - Baneblade commander, with amused incredulity, reacting to his vehicle being fired upon by the enemy.

    • @xander1052
      @xander1052 5 років тому +5

      Grymbaldknight leman russ is still my favourite

    • @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847
      @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 5 років тому +34

      "Oh dear, it appears that I am being bombarded from every direction at the same time. It would be a shame if I can also shoot in every direction at the same time...even through outer space."
      - Best describing how a BOLO Tank fights.

    • @toastertech1181
      @toastertech1181 5 років тому +7

      its all fun and games until you see an titan of the collegia titanica

    • @John2r1
      @John2r1 5 років тому +1

      @@toastertech1181 Then you call for orbital bombardment.

    • @vincediscombe7360
      @vincediscombe7360 5 років тому +1

      Eh, a squadron of shadowswords in ambush positions will take care of anything up to and including a Reaver. With the shields down, they can even take a warlord out, sure.

  • @TimberwolfJ1
    @TimberwolfJ1 4 роки тому +518

    The imperial guards motto:
    "We have a tank for that"

    • @kommandantgalileo
      @kommandantgalileo 3 роки тому +9

      there's a tax for that

    • @neddavies4358
      @neddavies4358 3 роки тому +9

      And a few hundred thousand men

    • @Koppu1doragon
      @Koppu1doragon 3 роки тому +9

      @@neddavies4358 Seems a little light, take these extra two million just to be safe.

    • @amob0019
      @amob0019 3 роки тому +2

      @@Koppu1doragon Maybe add another million just to be sure.

    • @thegamingsaurusremastered8310
      @thegamingsaurusremastered8310 3 роки тому

      @@amob0019 I think we might not have enought yet.

  • @windwind3170
    @windwind3170 5 років тому +319

    "I think some fool just shot at us"
    *a barely supressed laugh and pure disbelief* "Incoming fire?!"
    "Permission to return fire!"

    • @andhikasoehalim3170
      @andhikasoehalim3170 5 років тому +42

      "We're under attack by a cute little Warboss, f*cking adorable like a puppy, Kill It!!" -Baneblade Commander

    • @madtoffelpremium8324
      @madtoffelpremium8324 5 років тому +1

      @@andhikasoehalim3170 From which game or book is that quote? I need to play/read it.

    • @sarado2645
      @sarado2645 5 років тому +1

      @@madtoffelpremium8324 That's a quote from Company of Heroes; just edited ^^

    • @andhikasoehalim3170
      @andhikasoehalim3170 5 років тому +3

      @@madtoffelpremium8324 I got it from this ua-cam.com/video/mY3sM0jtwaA/v-deo.html, at 0:18

    • @tfallspark5104
      @tfallspark5104 5 років тому +4

      I suppose if they where really lucky they'd give us a headache with their AT Rifles!

  • @jeffwillsea6757
    @jeffwillsea6757 5 років тому +400

    Ork:"I'm a tank I'm a tank I'm a tank!"
    Spacedock:"I guess it's a tank."

    • @jayhom5385
      @jayhom5385 3 роки тому +7

      My greatshield weilding halfling paladin....me2.

    • @gargarmikejaphett.3840
      @gargarmikejaphett.3840 3 роки тому +14

      All it takes is for an Ork to believe.

    • @jlokison
      @jlokison 3 роки тому +12

      @@gargarmikejaphett.3840 although it's much more likely to work if thousands of orks believe.

    • @derpydood
      @derpydood 2 роки тому +4

      Ork under a metal box(think Metal Gear Solid) with a gretchin on top with a shoota. "we's a tank we is."
      Imperial guard commander. "Green skins are sending in a tank! Get the baneblade!"

  • @BlackMethos
    @BlackMethos 5 років тому +101

    "Ready to unleash eleven barrels of hell!"
    There you go. Obligatory Baneblade quote. :D

  • @phantom117b4
    @phantom117b4 5 років тому +545

    Tank beats Ghost
    Tank beats Hunter
    Tank beats EVERYTHING!!

    • @marimcgee8379
      @marimcgee8379 5 років тому +42

      Ha! I can do this all day!

    • @Strangelove657
      @Strangelove657 5 років тому +44

      "How's 90mm of tungsten feel?!"

    • @oliverewarthopkins7818
      @oliverewarthopkins7818 5 років тому +8

      Unless it's an A-10 Thunderbolt or an Apache, then the Tank is screwed.

    • @jamesgiesea6743
      @jamesgiesea6743 5 років тому +21

      Tank beats everything... except a Russian winter.

    • @kentlindal5422
      @kentlindal5422 5 років тому +8

      @@oliverewarthopkins7818 or field guns, tank traps, anti armor mines or my personal favorite, some rando with a rocket.

  • @CantankerousDave
    @CantankerousDave 5 років тому +339

    The Tachikoma Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex. AI mini-tanks with the personalities of puppies.

    • @kiitaclyzm
      @kiitaclyzm 5 років тому +17

      Couldn't have captured their image better myself

    • @WillWilsonthesafetyguy
      @WillWilsonthesafetyguy 5 років тому +24

      The Tachikomas are pretty much exactly my 4-year-old daughter. Every time I watch SAC I get nostalgic for when she was that age.

    • @mattwoodard2535
      @mattwoodard2535 5 років тому +12

      A 4 Year Old hyped up on sugar and are geniuses. sm

    • @ScreamingTc
      @ScreamingTc 5 років тому +16

      And the ability to make grown men cry.... They were to pure for this world! Too pure!

    • @Alligator81
      @Alligator81 5 років тому +17

      I like all the multi-ped tanks that you see in GiTS. (Fuchicoma, Tachicoma, and Logicoma) The Logicoma seems to be designed by someone who loved those coffee table brainteaser puzzles and Minecraft, if you look at its compact form when acting as a shield.
      If there ever are AIs, I hope they have personalities like the Tachicomas. The S.A.C. episode where they talk amongst themselves and talk to Batou about God and “What’s it like to have a Ghost?”, is probably one of my favorites in the whole franchise.

  • @peccatumDei
    @peccatumDei 5 років тому +28

    For my money, the ultimate tanks were the Bolo tanks that appeared in many short stories (later collected into books) by Keith Laumer. The Bolos were unmanned, and employed integrated artificial intelligence. The Mark XII Continental Siege Units had a half megaton per second firepower capability Later units, (Mark XXVIII and later) were organized into independent brigades that performed their own tactical and strategic planning.

  • @SgtCandy
    @SgtCandy 5 років тому +49

    Bolos are the premier sci-fi tanks for me, and even though Mechs take precedence in the Battletech franchise, its tanks are also top notch.

    • @elgeniomaestro
      @elgeniomaestro Рік тому

      The Schrek is an absolute beast, an Awesome in tank form

    • @Garwinium
      @Garwinium Рік тому

      Schrek is life, schrek is love

  • @blight040
    @blight040 5 років тому +16

    the Mark XXXII Bolo Tank, is utterly terrifying, it weighed no less than 32,000 tons and mounted a main armament of three independently-turreted 200cm Hellbores with a secondary armament of fourteen 20cm Hellbore infinite repeaters in two lateral batteries. Equipped with a very sophisticated indirect fire system, the sheer firepower of the Mark XXXIII was a reversion to the old siege unit thinking, though it was normally referred to as a planetary siege unit, not merely a continental one.

  • @miloskaluznik48
    @miloskaluznik48 5 років тому +713

    Best thing about Baneblade? It is not even the strongest tank in the Imperium.

    • @imperialguardsmen8543
      @imperialguardsmen8543 5 років тому +14

      Miloš Kalužnik Still one of the most powerful

    • @HiopX
      @HiopX 5 років тому +114

      best thing: It drive me up to the enemy, so I can hit them with my sword!

    • @sidetracker3496
      @sidetracker3496 5 років тому +32

      On Vraks, Shadowsword Kills You!

    • @lordcommissarspartan
      @lordcommissarspartan 5 років тому +25

      COUGH Adeptus Titanicus COUGH COUGH

    • @ZeroCanalX
      @ZeroCanalX 5 років тому +48

      But Baneblade isn't a tank, it's a light scout!

  • @skytheannur6168
    @skytheannur6168 5 років тому +300

    CnC's Mammoth tank would have been a good one here.
    That said, the amazing thing about the AT-TE vs AT-AT match up from Rebels is, that AT-TE was on the low end of being maintained properly. If it was in full combat readiness I think it would have easily destroyed that first AT-AT with a little bit of effort. It also once again highlights the idiocy of the Tarkin Doctrine.

    • @nicholaswulf4563
      @nicholaswulf4563 5 років тому +17

      MARV tank would also nice

    • @jamestkirk6000
      @jamestkirk6000 5 років тому +15

      Mammoth Mk II was even better and heavier. But more like C&C version of an AT-AT. Haha ;)

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 5 років тому +1

      It IS here... or rather it's "original character, do not steal" version aka Scorpion:D

    • @luispanaderoguardeno3306
      @luispanaderoguardeno3306 5 років тому +13

      C&C Mammoth tank Mk3

    • @coralld1163
      @coralld1163 5 років тому +11

      @Nicholas Wolf
      MARV would have been great. After all, "SIZE MATTERS."
      But of course the Mammoth tank should have been in the list.
      "Armor superiority."

  • @TheOwlofAthens
    @TheOwlofAthens 5 років тому +433

    Mega Battle Cannon, for when a Massive Battle Cannon isn't enough.

    • @TheOwlofAthens
      @TheOwlofAthens 5 років тому +3

      @@subraxas We can go bigger.

    • @michaelherman5252
      @michaelherman5252 5 років тому +4

      I have a GIGA TERRA Battle Cannon!!!!

    • @ZeroCanalX
      @ZeroCanalX 5 років тому +3

      There are variants designed to killTitans.

    • @michaelherman5252
      @michaelherman5252 5 років тому +2

      @@subraxas
      Lol

    • @jamesgiesea6743
      @jamesgiesea6743 5 років тому +7

      When orks use meteors as troop transports, nothing is big enough.

  • @Anni3sgotagun
    @Anni3sgotagun 5 років тому +407

    Halo Tank “Low Profile Design”
    Lol nah that thing is too tall

    • @corrat4866
      @corrat4866 4 роки тому +47

      Ann Lee the gun is elevated to give it the High Ground

    • @TheSlasherJunkie
      @TheSlasherJunkie 4 роки тому +26

      Not to mention that it has a massive round trap

    • @Sargonarhes
      @Sargonarhes 4 роки тому +5

      It's a lot like the Zeon's Magellan tank in Gundam's One Year War. Only the Magellan tank's turret can lift off from the main tank and fly as a mobile cannon. The Federation's Type 61 tank is way more low profile than the Halo tank, and it's got 2 main guns.

    • @zachawkes2842
      @zachawkes2842 4 роки тому +9

      @@Sargonarhes having 2 main guns is very much a disadvantage, it offers very little at a huge expense - why do you think modern tanks only have 1 main gun?

    • @Abrxas01
      @Abrxas01 4 роки тому +11

      Another thing to consider, the tank can hide behind terrain while the gun can protrude above the cover allow the main tanke and occupant to safely in cover and having a very small target for return fire to shoot at. Russian cold war tanks and even some modern MBT's have used this tactic when fighting from a fixed position. A trench was dug to conceal the tank, one end of the trench would be high enough to allow the turret to freely turn and target incoming enemy formations. The tank could then back down into the deeper part of the trench while it reloaded.

  • @renemiller7851
    @renemiller7851 4 роки тому +34

    Who else remembers the BOLO series of books from the 80’s about giant tanks with artificial intelligence? Most of the stories had to do with old tanks coming back to life.

    • @Wastelandman7000
      @Wastelandman7000 Рік тому +4

      Check out Hammer's Slammers while you're at it. The author (David Drake) was tank crew in Nam. That is the grittiest and most real sci-fi tank setting I've run into. And the Icarus Industries M2 "Ursa" Hover Tanks are pretty formidable themselves.

    • @allencowan6692
      @allencowan6692 Рік тому +1

      Or "A Small Colonial War" by Robert Frezza. Not quite as many stories as Drake's stuff, but has good, plausible, futuristic motorized infantry action.

    • @warellis
      @warellis Рік тому +2

      Any scifi tank video that doesn't include Bolos or Hammer's Slammers is sad.

  • @SuperMadman41
    @SuperMadman41 5 років тому +92

    David Drake "Hammer's Slammers" and Keith Laumer "Bolo" series. I would highly recommend these books

    • @richardcramer1604
      @richardcramer1604 5 років тому

      SuperMadman41, was thinking the same and half expecting to see them in his video (particularly the Bolo) but I'm guessing it was easier to get video of the tanks he chose from video games and movies than the cover art of books.

    • @Delgen1951
      @Delgen1951 5 років тому

      @@richardcramer1604 there are some 3d art of Bolos online, and pictures of model ogres as well.

    • @jlokison
      @jlokison 5 років тому +3

      The problem is most of the cover art sucks, usually because the artist is often given the barest of descriptions and most have no military experience involving tanks and when the books were first published doing decent research was too time consuming for the given deadline. I'm not sure what the excuse is for cover art in the last couple of decades other than publisher giving the artist a bad description of things.

    • @Bagger808
      @Bagger808 5 років тому +8

      Bolo's...the epitome of tank evolution and AI

    • @Katvanished
      @Katvanished 5 років тому +1

      Yes

  • @A_Collector_of_Fine_Things
    @A_Collector_of_Fine_Things 5 років тому +498

    IT IS THE BANEBLADE!

    • @ryanryan3220
      @ryanryan3220 5 років тому +16

      I knew someone would make a quote

    • @TheSeriouso
      @TheSeriouso 5 років тому +39

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    • @IvanVladVodka
      @IvanVladVodka 5 років тому +32

      THE BAAAAAAAAAAANNNE BLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE

    • @VallornDeathblade
      @VallornDeathblade 5 років тому +29

      ELEVEN BARRELS OF DEATH!

    • @CassDaMan1138
      @CassDaMan1138 5 років тому +33

      THIS NOOOIIISE CANNOTT DEFEEAT MEEEE!!!!!!!!

  • @brianphillips7696
    @brianphillips7696 5 років тому +111

    As has already been said:
    Any of the Bolo series tanks.
    Any of the vehicles from Hammers Slammers.

    • @harveyhams1572
      @harveyhams1572 5 років тому +4

      My choices, plus Steve Jackson's OGRE universe.

    • @NemoConsequentae
      @NemoConsequentae 4 роки тому +10

      Long live the Dinochrome Brigade!
      No really, they do. Even on minimal standby power...

    • @GrayRaver
      @GrayRaver 4 роки тому

      This

    • @kleinjahr
      @kleinjahr 4 роки тому

      Agreed.

    • @seldonwright4345
      @seldonwright4345 4 роки тому +1

      Yes! Hammers Slammers!

  • @pissedoffhobbit974
    @pissedoffhobbit974 5 років тому +379

    You completely missed the BOLO tanks. Dinochrome Brigade Forever!

  • @plebusmaximus
    @plebusmaximus 3 роки тому +28

    When it comes to Sci-Fi tanks, my favorite is the Ursa hover tank from Hammer's Slammers

    • @Wastelandman7000
      @Wastelandman7000 Рік тому +1

      Mine too. I'd put the Slammers up against anyone on that list.

    • @Wastelandman7000
      @Wastelandman7000 Рік тому +1

      It helps that Drake was actually a tank loader in Nam and knows their strengths and weaknesses. That's why he made his tanks hover and armed with plasma weapons.

  • @JonnyPhive
    @JonnyPhive 5 років тому +131

    No Mention of Keith laumer, and David Weber's Bolo's...wow. Bolo's are by FAR the most insane tanks featured in any sci-fi universe their Hellbore main cannons are rated in Megatons per second of damage. Also no mention or Hammer's Slammers iconic Hovertanks and their 30CM powerguns.

    • @MrSoloun
      @MrSoloun 4 роки тому +9

      Yea the Bolo series would be the No.1 choice for Tanks.
      The tanks used in the Renegade Legion / Tog / Commonwealth would be a distant second, for me :)

    • @YdnarLah37
      @YdnarLah37 4 роки тому +1

      Thanks, you saved me the trouble. But what makes a tank? No crew in the later Marks.

    • @gozillabk
      @gozillabk 4 роки тому +7

      To add to this, later makes of Bolo's are able to target ships in low orbit with hellbores and even fly.

    • @moriadine2517
      @moriadine2517 4 роки тому +5

      Spacedock didn't mention it because he's a hack who only looks at popular series. It's the reason why designs from Star Wars, notorious for their crappy designs, always get high spots over series with more competently designed vehicles.

    • @moriadine2517
      @moriadine2517 4 роки тому +1

      Randy, later tanks still have Commanders to augment them.

  • @kurisuuu48
    @kurisuuu48 5 років тому +106

    I'm missing the Mammoth-Tank from CnC.
    A group of them equipped with Railgun-Upgrade always was an awesome sight in CnC3

    • @animekittywars5412
      @animekittywars5412 3 роки тому

      Cannot believe i found someone who thought of the exact thing i did here lol

    • @igneous061
      @igneous061 3 роки тому +1

      Woah yeah, mamoth is pretty neat

    • @igneous061
      @igneous061 3 роки тому

      Dont forget about maurader and overlord from generals... Of

    • @weregarurumon3202
      @weregarurumon3202 3 роки тому +3

      Apocalypse Tank's richer brother.

    • @steelrarebit7387
      @steelrarebit7387 2 роки тому

      Don't forget the MARV.

  • @Codex_of_Wisdom
    @Codex_of_Wisdom 5 років тому +47

    Despite the problems with the initial The Clone Wars movie, I will always love it for the vertical AT-TE battle. Made me love the tank even more.

  • @tatooinetodd3933
    @tatooinetodd3933 4 роки тому +51

    Kieth Laumer's Bolos are the ultimate SciFi tank. Nothing else can compete

    • @rakaydosdraj8405
      @rakaydosdraj8405 3 роки тому +2

      Homeworld: Deserts of Kharak Carrier Base.

    • @gargarmikejaphett.3840
      @gargarmikejaphett.3840 3 роки тому +9

      @@rakaydosdraj8405 A modern Bolo is armed with megaton-scale weapons that can reach up to space and are designated as planetary siege vehicles. Land carriers are nothing.

    • @TeddyOG
      @TeddyOG 3 роки тому +1

      The only thing I consider close was that mega tank/factory in Supreme Commander, but I can't think of the name. Still, not the same scale but pretty badass and technically AI driven too

    • @tatooinetodd3933
      @tatooinetodd3933 3 роки тому +5

      All hail The Dinochrome Brigade!

    • @NexusWarior211
      @NexusWarior211 3 роки тому +1

      @@TeddyOG Fatboy, has 4 hardpoints with 3 Gauss cannons on each of the hardpoints as the main guns serving as artillery, railguns for AA, Hells Fury machine guns for direct fire, a torpedo launcher for when it goes underwater and a shield to help protect it even further. Losses to every experimental that gets in range tho lol.

  • @orionslaver432
    @orionslaver432 3 роки тому +112

    The fact that the Baneblade was considered a light tank during the Dark Age of Technoogy is delightfully ludicrous.

    • @hanzzel6086
      @hanzzel6086 2 роки тому +12

      Humanity was up to some serious shit ....

    • @---jx3ql
      @---jx3ql 2 роки тому +7

      If you realize they still build emperor Titans than its pretty easy imagin banes are"light" tanks

    • @eggtarts286
      @eggtarts286 Рік тому +7

      As someone who plays on the DoW- Apocalypse mod... I have been using it as a light tank :D
      Once you get to a ridiculous economy it serves as an excellent cheap workhorse that you can just drop on top of your enemy's tech to send them back to the Stone Age.

    • @gdragonlord749
      @gdragonlord749 Рік тому +2

      The thing is, if we took some reality to the battles, these tanks would be absolutely useless. They are just oversized and slow targets that can be taken out with ease. The armor is not even that thick so I can imagine that one Javelin could disable many of it's systems and another 3 to completely gut the thing if that.

    • @Advark458
      @Advark458 Рік тому +3

      @@gdragonlord749 except a javelin wouldnt be able to penetrate it when you realize that 40k tanks arent made up of the same material as todays tanks

  • @jlokison
    @jlokison 5 років тому +56

    Before John Ringo and a couple other authors were given permission to write stories about Bolos of the Dinochrome Brigade there were several books and many short stories written about them by the original author Kieth Laumer. First introduced into science fiction in 1960, they have been written about for decades. When Asimov was writing about the the 3 laws and what goes wrong when you break them, and Fred Saberhagen was writing of the Berserkers attempts to destroy all life, the Bolo stories are about military traditions and morality told through the cold lenses and speakers of giant cybertanks (and a couple of occasions from the people working with them).
    Late timeline planetary siege units massed thousands of tons, had shields, antigrav systems (although riding on tracks was more power efficient and it could go more than 90 kph easy), meters of armor, sensors for everything (including psychic powers at one point in their history), and an abundance of weaponry for all occasions. Similarly late period defensive units were even bigger and yes took on entire fleets.
    They have never been in movies or TV shows, nor any decent portrayals in computer games. They have been in book cover art which never really did them justice. They have however inspired a wargame, originally card board chits on paper now with miniatures, Ogre by Steve Jackson Games, the Paneuropean cybertank designs (not the copies of the NorAm Ogres) look the most like the description of Bolos to me.

    • @HochgeborenKlown
      @HochgeborenKlown 5 років тому +6

      Glad you put this up, I grew up reading both series and loved them...I would also add David Drakes' "Hammer's Slammer's" series although the main tank there only weighed around 170 tons it had a 20cm power gun that could punch holes through a mountain with only a few shots...

    • @jlokison
      @jlokison 5 років тому +7

      Hammers MBT Hovertanks were also very good, again most of the cover art was completely wrong for these as well. Also since it was fusion powered lift fans instead of antigrav, it's one of the few realistic scifi hovertanks that can sink in water, which was pretty much one of it's only drawbacks.

    • @billyyank1163
      @billyyank1163 5 років тому +8

      One thing I loved about Bolos is that they were carried on the outside of their transport ships so they could use their Hellbore cannons in space combat. A fully loaded Bolo carrier was said to be more powerful than a battlecruiser.

    • @peternordgren
      @peternordgren 5 років тому +1

      Weren't Bolos pretty undefined appearance wise until Baen let Weber overthink them? IIRC the genesis of Bolos was Keith Laumer in a trench getting run over by tanks in training and so the big thing is that they're terrifying and huge and may or may not have turrets, and thank sweet Space Jesus that think is on our side.
      Also pretty undefined in general, I recall that in one story a Mark 15 (?) was a crewed vehicle and that recurring LAumer character Retief defeated it with a length of pipe and possibly a handgun.

    • @jlokison
      @jlokison 5 років тому +1

      @@peternordgren
      Most descriptions include at least one turret for the main gun(s) depending on time period and model. Most Bolos were designed to have a commander, in some places the AI was cut back on and additional crewmembers added.
      Retief the diplomatic liaison of the Concordiate existed during a relatively long period of psuedo peace for humanity. During this time period the Dinochrome Brigade was practically never used. Decommissioned Bolos however old, in some case out right ancient, were refitted for security uses many of these were practically lobotomized and a crew was required. Retief is also a comicbookish super spy and a bit of a parody character, as such he pulled off all sorts of stunts that would otherwise be impossible. Very fun stories that poke a lot of fun at cold war diplomatic practices of the United States and some allied nations.

  • @Redwaltz4
    @Redwaltz4 5 років тому +75

    Just to add my voice to all the other Bolo fans of our favorite AI driven tanks. "Bolo's might fail. They might die and be destroyed. But they did not surrender, and they never - ever - quit."

  • @tennoshenaniganizer9234
    @tennoshenaniganizer9234 5 років тому +82

    ATTE is such a beautiful tank. If I could redesign it, I'd streamline the cockpit and give it smaller windows to protect the driver. I'd also add armored plates to its underside.
    EDIT: Right, also the pressurized main gun and 2 missile pod remote turrets on its back half. Also a shield generator similar to those seen on bombers. Small enough to fit with the tank and strong enough to provide decent protection.

    • @dekuscrublord3737
      @dekuscrublord3737 5 років тому +12

      I'd add a touch more protection for the main gunner.

    • @cyborg_v271
      @cyborg_v271 5 років тому +6

      Personally would have armour with slits in it , like the republic sabre tank has, as well as add a pressurised cockpit for the gunner and maybe add a module for missiles deployed from the rear pod as a modular feature for command tanks, to stay away from the frontlines. Interestingly there is a version seen in the battle of felucia with an underslung twin barrel turret on the rear half of the belly, likely to protect against infantry deploying explosives on the belly.

    • @LoneWolf20213
      @LoneWolf20213 5 років тому +4

      if I designed it
      I would add shield's, have an AT-AT style head to add more gun's and durability to it, replace those legs with crab droid style leg's to increase maneuverability and also slightly increase height to be a bit more off the ground making it less susceptible to anti-tank landmines and look way more badass
      put a hatch to cover and protect the main gunner, add a set of mini ark Mortar's to the back to increase damage capability, extended walkway's for more cargo capacity and troop maneuverability around the tank with some with the upper part having a flat storage roof area like in Rebel's with Rex's AT-TE
      and lastly, put 4 small port's with anti-Infantry turrets attached to then that open and close on the side to increase flexibility and create a near 360-degree range of fire at the cost of some durability
      this is how i would make the AT-TE, like if you would use this upgraded AT-TE, and note it is still cheaper than an AT-AT

    • @justiceforjoggers2897
      @justiceforjoggers2897 5 років тому

      I'd put literally anything other than legs on it

    • @cgi2002
      @cgi2002 5 років тому +2

      I'd scrap the entire thing and start from scratch. It's a terrible design for a tank. It's too tall and slow with next to no armour, making it a big easy target. Its firepower isn't completely terrible, except compared to what you find mounted on star wars strike craft (which are smaller, far far faster, and often shielded). Its only good feature is the legs which allow it traverse most terrain, but also provide a very obvious point of failure, and will be maintenance intensive.
      That said, star wars tactics confuse me constantly, even modern armies know that tanks are only useful if you have complete control of the skies, otherwise they are just large easy targets for aircraft.
      In a universe were shields are a thing, you would expect all tanks to have them, and mount weapons comparable to the light/medium turrets on warships.

  • @Coffreek
    @Coffreek 5 років тому +43

    First place should have been Keith Laumer's Bolo.

  • @Bdragon1955
    @Bdragon1955 4 роки тому +17

    I have to add my love for the BOLO, also known as a Continental Seige Unit.

  • @USSAnimeNCC-
    @USSAnimeNCC- 5 років тому +129

    The Scorpion low profile hahahahaha that thing is taller than the Maus

    • @tba113
      @tba113 5 років тому +51

      I laughed at the Scorpion's "no shot trap" bit, too. The inward recurve of the turret's lower front facing, which would redirect any ricochets, shrapnel, and explosives into the back of the driver's head, apparently doesn't count as a shot trap.

    • @EmpPeng2k7
      @EmpPeng2k7 5 років тому +30

      Scorpion is not a good tank for many reasons, I detailed in my own reply but, its shape is inefficient for armouring, the gun is tiny even compared to modern day air deployable vehicles, 1 crew is woefully inadequate even with automation and the extra tracks add unneeded production cost and mechanical complexity,

    • @immortalwarrior2695
      @immortalwarrior2695 5 років тому +12

      Just Headdie New version of Scorpion packs 150mm smoothbore gun so this one is outdated.
      I am expecting Grizzly or Rhino. These 2 tanks are better than Scorpion as it counts as light tank.

    • @CommissarPancakes
      @CommissarPancakes 5 років тому +15

      @@immortalwarrior2695 Even if it's upgunned, MBTs of today will be able to kill it quickly simply because of the fact that it only has one crew member. There's a reason why smaller-crewed tanks were dropped extremely quickly (the poor shmuck stuck inside couldn't possibly pay attention to every single thing he had to do) and even with automation, the driver would have had to pay attention to two separate view points (driver + gunner) while also operating the radio.
      Statistically, the tank that fires first often is the one that wins a duel, and with the singular crew member preoccupied with driving, shooting, and radio operations they would be at a MASSIVE disadvantage in identifying a target.
      As for it being classified as a "light" tank...it weighs 66 metric tons and is specifically classified as an MBT.

    • @immortalwarrior2695
      @immortalwarrior2695 5 років тому +3

      CommissarPancakes I don't think One man crew is a disadvantage tho. With packing so many advanced sensors, it can do it's job much better. But the point is that they didn't choose Grizzly or Rhino.
      If you see the Grizzly specification, it's even bigger than Blaneblade. Packs 2 dual 120mm smoothbore cannon or 1 250mm smoothbore cannon, it only requires 1 crew to operate and secondary crew for Manning machine gun. Crazy
      Much more crazy is that Rhino, which packs 350mm Plasma cannon dubbed as Zeus cannon is the most powerful tank weapon. And it's even bigger than Grizzly. Scorpion engine specifications (even though it's Easter egg, it's Canon) packs a engine of 121 Gigawatt which is truly ridiculously stupid. Imagine a bigger power packs on Grizzly or Rhino
      Sci-fi is a place where you can unleash your imagination, no matter how stupid it is

  • @mitwhitgaming7722
    @mitwhitgaming7722 5 років тому +165

    The AT-TE will always be my favorite. Versatile, iconic, and a mainstay of the Clone Wars.

    • @phoenixx913
      @phoenixx913 5 років тому

      It's awesome for sure but sadly it's not a tank.

    • @mitwhitgaming7722
      @mitwhitgaming7722 5 років тому +10

      @@phoenixx913 Looking at the official definition of a military tank, the only thing its missing is caterpillar treads.
      Using that definition, only 2 of the 'tanks' on this list actually qualify as tanks.

    • @davidsun3511
      @davidsun3511 5 років тому +4

      The Galactic Empire really screwed up the idea of a walking tank with the AT-AT and the chicken walker.

    • @gamerimperium1197
      @gamerimperium1197 5 років тому +5

      @@phoenixx913 actually it is a tank bc it is the main fighting vehicle for armored warfare for the republic and it is even called a tank by rothana heavy engineering who built it. it may not be a tank as we know it but many of our ideas of certain things like vehicles and weapons are limited by our history. so for the most part the AT-TE is a tank but is a tank with a different method of movement. think of it like an Abrams walker. not to mention it is more of a tank than the AT-AT. i mean did you see how it just ignores several direct hits from those over sized Chihuahuas on stilts.

  • @adrastos8401
    @adrastos8401 5 років тому +26

    My favorites:
    1. BOLOs all of them, but mainly mk. 33s
    2. Asgard hull tanks (Odin and Thor) from Babylon 5
    3. the Mako from ME (it is as much a tank as an AT-TE is so it counts)
    4. the AT-TE
    5. Hammer's slammers tanks

    • @UNSCPILOT
      @UNSCPILOT 5 років тому +1

      And good luck trying to Hit a Mako too, with the ME1 controls you could suddenly be driving 90 degrees off course with no warning, or climb up absurdly steep mountains like an oversized goat XD

    • @voltairedecent255
      @voltairedecent255 5 років тому +1

      When was there a tank in B5?

  • @danmorgan3685
    @danmorgan3685 3 роки тому +7

    Like many here I'm surprised you missed the BOLO and Hammer's Slammers super tanks.
    You could actually do an entire video just about the various tanks in the Hammerverse.

    • @Wastelandman7000
      @Wastelandman7000 Рік тому

      Agreed. I'm a big Slammer's fan. He was only focusing on game and movie sci-fi tanks.
      I'd say that the Sabertooth FSV from The Fifth Foreign Legion series by Andrew Kieth and William H. Kieth Jr. were pretty good too. Unlike the Hammer's vehicles, it was lifted by anti-gravity and steered and propelled by forced air. Interesting concept.

  • @Indy509
    @Indy509 3 роки тому +26

    Siege tanks from starcraft were fairly devastating anti personnel units.

    • @terminator27270
      @terminator27270 3 роки тому +4

      and shoulb be on this top

    • @lukasprazak7362
      @lukasprazak7362 Рік тому

      I am not much of an expert when it comes to tanks, but isn't calling an antipersonnel tank "siege tank" a bit weird? Like, can you besiege a person?

    • @hanneswiggenhorn2023
      @hanneswiggenhorn2023 Рік тому +2

      @@lukasprazak7362 it is a siege tank, because it has one of the biggest ranges in game and can effectively destroy any defense. Also it has very good splash damage, which is the reason it is used very effectively against attacking infantry

    • @mauricepots6329
      @mauricepots6329 Рік тому +1

      @@lukasprazak7362 It's actually a regular tank that does regular tank things, but it can also convert into an artillery mode where it becomes stationary with a huge cannon and really long range.
      I was also missing this one on the list. I distinctly remember transforming it to Siege Mode for the first time and it one-shotting a Marine. The sound effect when it converts into Siege Mode is just so powerful

  • @BattleUnit3
    @BattleUnit3 5 років тому +42

    Mammoth Tank - Tiberium Wars was an epic thing

    • @lock376
      @lock376 4 роки тому

      Oh my God yes

  • @Automatonation
    @Automatonation 5 років тому +102

    Bolo? No Bolo.... Awww...
    Giant sentient nuclear land battleships that can use mountains as permeable cover wl always be my favorite.

    • @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847
      @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 5 років тому +8

      They got their Baneblades, but we got the real man's Battle Tank. 😎😎😎

    • @kallan5596
      @kallan5596 5 років тому +8

      That was my reaction too. So sad...not even Sonny from Road to Damascus?

    • @ace448
      @ace448 5 років тому +12

      JASOE the All-seeing Omnipresent Eye Bolos would eat babeblades for lunch. Multiple space cruiser class plasma Hellbore cannons as primary weapons. Super smart AI, multiple secondary, tertiary and defensive weapon systems. Bolos were built to take whole well defended planets. They would be a Heavy MBT in 40k

    • @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847
      @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 5 років тому +5

      @@ace448 Like I said, real man's Battle Tank.

    • @jamesmacleod9382
      @jamesmacleod9382 4 роки тому +5

      Yep not much can stand up to a Bolo MK23B Continental Siege Unit

  • @jeffvader811
    @jeffvader811 5 років тому +1499

    *If Thomas The Tank Engine isn't at number 1 I'm unsubscribing.*

    • @jetpackcthulhu
      @jetpackcthulhu 5 років тому +119

      Jeff Vader Thomas isn't sci-fi it's a dystopian alligorical series

    • @nizam5568
      @nizam5568 5 років тому +47

      @@jetpackcthulhu I mean, dystopias are kinda like sci-fi series, and Thomas the Tank Engine is so powerful and masterfully designed that he should still be on the list.

    • @Harshhaze
      @Harshhaze 5 років тому +15

      @@jetpackcthulhu Not so fast...

    • @boblowes
      @boblowes 5 років тому +36

      @@jetpackcthulhu I dunno. He's got a face. He can talk. He's sentient. Sodor is obviously home to some sort of hideous steampunk cyborg experiment.

    • @jetpackcthulhu
      @jetpackcthulhu 5 років тому +9

      ZygmaExperiment I always assumed it was a sisyphean hell

  • @TheSlasherJunkie
    @TheSlasherJunkie 4 роки тому +127

    I feel like Games Workshop simply looked at the Nazi Rat and went “dude, this is tight”

    • @trevorg2353
      @trevorg2353 4 роки тому +14

      first thought when i saw nazi rat was not the hypothetical tank with a ships cannon but the rat from ratatouille in an ss outfit

    • @wolfehoffmann2697
      @wolfehoffmann2697 3 роки тому +4

      The Ratte wasn't a tank though. This is a great misconception. It was a Land Cruiser, and it was intended as a mobile headquarters and fire support for armored divisions.

    • @mikd157
      @mikd157 3 роки тому +10

      @@wolfehoffmann2697 it could have been a shitpost made by drunken nazi engineers as well

    • @Arcon1337
      @Arcon1337 3 роки тому

      The imperium of man in 40k is full of nazi references and inspirations.

    • @Freekymoho
      @Freekymoho 3 роки тому +1

      @@wolfehoffmann2697 The ratte is some valkyria chronicles shit

  • @hammer1349
    @hammer1349 5 років тому +14

    "This here is 66 tonnes of straight up, HE spewing Divine intervention. If God is love then you can call me cupid."
    "Ready to unleash 11 barrels of hell"
    "C'mon Wolffe its just a scratch. Keep moving forward soldier!*
    "I'm going for the legs; all four of them"

  • @TheArklyte
    @TheArklyte 5 років тому +62

    Looks at Scorpion
    *Laughs in Mammonth and Apocalypse*

    • @borttorbbq2556
      @borttorbbq2556 5 років тому +1

      Actually scorpion would do pretty good vs those two

    • @borttorbbq2556
      @borttorbbq2556 5 років тому +1

      Though those two if 5v5 Vs the scorpion would have 2 left

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 5 років тому +3

      @@borttorbbq2556 good to know that you needed two comments to say that. Not sure how Scorpion's only railgun would help him vs tanks that can literary fire nuclear ammunition, survive one themselves and optionally mount twice of its amount of railguns, but at least you're absolutely sure of that. Good for you, bye:D

    • @vridiantoast7096
      @vridiantoast7096 5 років тому +4

      Aye but what about the Grizzly from Halo Wars?

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 5 років тому

      @@vridiantoast7096 are you implying it was created before they've stole the design to make Scorpion in Halo CE?

  • @Kalroy
    @Kalroy 5 років тому +71

    David Drake's Hammer's Slammers. More science fiction, and less science fantasy.

    • @Chezeehat
      @Chezeehat 5 років тому

      Mmmm 20cm Power Guns

    • @ImperatorClass
      @ImperatorClass 5 років тому +1

      Holy fucking shit someone else actually knows about The Slammers? Finally!

    • @ATEC101
      @ATEC101 5 років тому

      Smooth slope Iridium armor rocks!

    • @Kissamiess
      @Kissamiess 5 років тому

      I read one of them, I was fairly impressed.

    • @ImperatorClass
      @ImperatorClass 5 років тому +1

      @@Kissamiess One of the big reasons it's so realistic is because Drake himself was part of a tank unit in Vietnam, so he understand the tactics, methodology and the psychology of the fighting men perfectly.

  • @squireob
    @squireob 5 років тому +68

    No Slammer tank? No BOLO? Good heavens.

    • @chadhunter4657
      @chadhunter4657 3 роки тому +1

      That's what I was thinking too.

    • @NanoBurger
      @NanoBurger 3 роки тому +1

      He Bolo'ed that list!

    • @taco5225
      @taco5225 3 роки тому +1

      absolutely cultured post

    • @jlokison
      @jlokison 3 роки тому

      No decent art work to accurately depict either.

    • @taco5225
      @taco5225 3 роки тому

      @@jlokison shimmering sword made some good stuff

  • @Dirtyboxer1
    @Dirtyboxer1 5 років тому +9

    It's not in a video game or movie, but my favorite sci-fi tank is the M2A main battle tank used in Hammer's Slammers, by David Drake.

  • @Chingisthechingler
    @Chingisthechingler 5 років тому +27

    What? What about the Icarus Industries M2 "Ursa" Hover Tank from Hammer's Slammers?

  • @SoloWing88
    @SoloWing88 5 років тому +56

    Mammoth tank taking it to the front. Unstoppable

    • @zameliz
      @zameliz 5 років тому

      Dead in one shot from any of the Baneblades AT weapons and stardust if shot by the main gun :P

    • @SoloWing88
      @SoloWing88 5 років тому

      @@zameliz At least you make make more Mammoth Tanks.

    • @gracecalis5421
      @gracecalis5421 5 років тому

      @@zameliz Baneblade is just an anemic MARV.

    • @zameliz
      @zameliz 5 років тому

      @@gracecalis5421 da fuq is MARV?

    • @Hellsong89
      @Hellsong89 5 років тому +1

      @Harli Baron Ou the times playing with buddy and 4 AI's... Nothing happens in half a hour, i'm on my corner of the map going full turtle like usual and finished my master peace of mass army, MARV and defense installations plus taken down one AI enemy... friend asks if i'm ready to receive 3 of his units.. say sure and 3 rifleman squads get decimated by my defences. Says he sends another 3... 1MARV, hexapod, redeemer slowly walk in decimating everything in their wake... buddy had taken over rest of the AI in the map and built their epic units.. ffs... and then he sends rest of his army made out of those 3 factions...

  • @ColonelFrontline1152
    @ColonelFrontline1152 5 років тому +201

    Actually there is a tank that's the best one in all of science fiction: *_"The Bob Semple Tank."_*
    (Just kidding it was a joke)

    • @dekuscrublord3737
      @dekuscrublord3737 5 років тому +49

      That's non-fiction, man.
      It's raw power and imposing stature kept the Japanese from invading New Zealand out of pure fear.

    • @ColonelFrontline1152
      @ColonelFrontline1152 5 років тому +4

      @@dekuscrublord3737 I know it was only a joke.

    • @anzackiwiastrix2850
      @anzackiwiastrix2850 5 років тому +16

      well if you believe New Zealand is a myth, then yet it is fantasy, but we did build 3 of them before converting them back to tractors cos they where just to unfair

    • @cyborg_v271
      @cyborg_v271 5 років тому +14

      If we are going for non-fiction tanks nothing beats the raw chaotic destruction of the KILLDOZER, imagine an army of kamikaze soldiers strapped into unstoppable ramming machines

    • @ColonelFrontline1152
      @ColonelFrontline1152 5 років тому +1

      @@cyborg_v271 Aghhh why didn't I think of that.

  • @elminsteroldmage4766
    @elminsteroldmage4766 5 років тому +111

    The tanks from the bolo books they are the best ever

    • @BeyondDaX
      @BeyondDaX 5 років тому +1

      Bolo books? Wut

    • @fanusobscurus4309
      @fanusobscurus4309 5 років тому +13

      @@BeyondDaX You know how the Baneblade was revealed to be a light tank? Imagine that. Imagine if a FULL TITAN LEGION was compressed into a tank. It can fight FLEETS from the ground and WIN. They are nigh unkillable. And they have lovely AI.

    • @imperialguardsmen8543
      @imperialguardsmen8543 5 років тому +2

      Fanus Obscurus Baneblades aren’t light tanks, they’re some of the best the Guard can offer

    • @Shortsircut1
      @Shortsircut1 5 років тому +2

      Are you referring to Hammers Slammer the merc tank outfit? If so, those were excellent! Love the bolo tanks.

    • @BeyondDaX
      @BeyondDaX 5 років тому

      @@fanusobscurus4309 If Baneblades were the light tanks? Which are the actual heavy tanks of the Imperial Guard? I admit my guard knowledge is limited to Dawn of War series

  • @iivarilappalainen9836
    @iivarilappalainen9836 5 років тому +25

    Supreme Commander's UEF Fatboy's were pretty darn nice tank-factories.

  • @grantmeyer6269
    @grantmeyer6269 5 років тому +13

    Spacedock: "The AAT has a hammerhead design". T'au fans: FOR THE GREATER GOOD!

  • @andyrihn1
    @andyrihn1 5 років тому +12

    One thing I really liked about the AT-TE was it’s ability to traverse any surface including vertical cliffs. This also allowed it to be attached to asteroids and participate in space battles (makes you wonder if they could be deployed on the surface of a friendly ship to supplement the ship-board weapons)

  • @DaPichla94
    @DaPichla94 5 років тому +121

    Baneblade: when you Need 11 Guns of pure and holy Emperor bothering

    • @jamesgiesea6743
      @jamesgiesea6743 5 років тому +19

      Baneblade: When Fire Dragons say, "Urmmm... Farseer, are you sure about this?"

    • @monarch9522
      @monarch9522 5 років тому

      Dam right

    • @setesh1294
      @setesh1294 5 років тому +1

      When you absolutely must remove all the heresy in front of you, and you don't have enough space Marines.

    • @lucifer13633
      @lucifer13633 5 років тому +4

      Or the stormhammer, When a baneblade doesnt have enough guns

    • @RokuroCarisu
      @RokuroCarisu 5 років тому +1

      Repulsor: Space Marines fully embracing 'moar dakka'.

  • @ronaldfinkelstein6335
    @ronaldfinkelstein6335 5 років тому +66

    What? No BOLOs(Keith Laumer's series of stories, about cybernetic controlled super-tanks)

  • @vineveer4358
    @vineveer4358 5 років тому +8

    Spacedock: Brings up Battlezone
    Me: "I get that reference!"

  • @Scubavangelist
    @Scubavangelist 4 роки тому +12

    Siege Tanks from Starcraft would’ve been a nice inclusion.

    • @majesticats4262
      @majesticats4262 3 роки тому +1

      Agreed

    • @gargarmikejaphett.3840
      @gargarmikejaphett.3840 3 роки тому

      I disagree. It only had a single cannon as a weapon, and nothing else, and an Ultralisk stomped down on it hard in the SC2:HotS cinematic.

    • @Ms13unknown13
      @Ms13unknown13 3 роки тому

      @@gargarmikejaphett.3840 any tanks in the list could be curbstopped by an Ultra bane blade?
      surprise underground flip would flip it over and the ultra is strong enough to do so.
      the heads of the ultras are shaped like shields to take the punishment.
      Also if they added those fancy hover tanks then a diamond back would be not so bad.

  • @daveh7720
    @daveh7720 5 років тому +16

    I'm a little disappointed you didn't include the Bolo AI-controlled tanks created by Keith Laumer. They have a long and honorable history. If Valhalla accepts mechanical warriors, the Bolos will be very well represented.

    • @jesseberg3271
      @jesseberg3271 5 років тому +4

      Dave, There will be buxsom serving wenches drawing large barrels of the finest motor oil from Odin's cellars for the Bolo Brigade.

    • @daveh7720
      @daveh7720 5 років тому +4

      @@jesseberg3271 All hail the Dinochrome Brigade!

    • @danielallenbutler1782
      @danielallenbutler1782 4 роки тому +2

      BOLOs guard the gates to Valhalla!

    • @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847
      @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 4 роки тому +1

      @@danielallenbutler1782 They would be one hell of a security if taken taken too literally.

  • @uberpinkwarrior
    @uberpinkwarrior 5 років тому +10

    While i appreciate the awesome baneblade being here, I'd like an honourable mention for the Mammoth Tank. Two 120mm cannons on a turret, 2 SAM-capable missile launchers on the side, regenerative armor plating to assist sustainability, and a fantastic sloped design and a remarkably low profile. It is technically weak to bombers thanks to its low speed, but has enough armor to survive, and the regen can bring it back up to reasonable levels. Add to that the missile launchers that can take out said bombers, and few things want to directly engage one of these beasts.

  • @jesseberg3271
    @jesseberg3271 5 років тому +75

    Not even an honorable mention for the Bolo?

    • @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847
      @jasoethesentienteyeshapedg4847 4 роки тому +6

      I kinda see BOLO'S as a real man's main battle tank.

    • @saberdogface
      @saberdogface 4 роки тому +6

      "For the honor of the regiment!"

    • @Anon33467
      @Anon33467 4 роки тому +4

      Calling a bolo (other than the very early models) a tank is an insult to the bolo. They're planetary siege units. It would be like calling a WH40k Titan a battlesuit.

    • @kl0wnkiller912
      @kl0wnkiller912 4 роки тому +5

      Dinochrome Brigade!

    • @erisdiscordia1649
      @erisdiscordia1649 4 роки тому +5

      @@Anon33467 I mean....if we ignore the fact they're huge, Titans kinda are battlesuits. Kinda like the Jagers from Pacific Rim in that sense

  • @Shatterverse
    @Shatterverse 3 роки тому +4

    I don't know how this video left out the Siege Tanks from the Starcraft series.

  • @bobbybourgoin9129
    @bobbybourgoin9129 5 років тому +9

    One of my favorite Sci-Fi Tanks is the Tachikoma from Ghost in the Shell...

  • @zenhammer
    @zenhammer 5 років тому +32

    Hammer's Slammers? SJG Orge/GEV?
    How were these missed?

  • @Duncecap64
    @Duncecap64 5 років тому +33

    Interesting choices, Loved the Seige Tank from Starcraft as a mobile MBT/Artillery Hybrid as well as the Hovertank (And its command Variant) from Warcommander since its a Frontline MBT with an auto-loading system and Defensive AA missile systems but also can use a separate set of missiles for directed combat.

    • @anthonykearney608
      @anthonykearney608 5 років тому +2

      Duncecap64 the siege tank is 1 of my all time fav tanks

    • @DanielLee_2304
      @DanielLee_2304 5 років тому +2

      The Siege Tanks packs a punch and can be a bit of a pain dealing with them.

    • @guamson8946
      @guamson8946 5 років тому

      never heard of Warcommander. You have any images of the tank?

    • @Duncecap64
      @Duncecap64 5 років тому

      @@guamson8946 warcommander.fandom.com/wiki/Hover_Tank I wouldnt recomend playing since this game has long gone into P2W territory but i still cant fault the design and use of this during the more balanced era, it was good but you had to dodge otherwise you would just die, and non miss slow effects would just ruin that.

    • @furiaitalica6704
      @furiaitalica6704 5 років тому +1

      I stopped play starcraft 2 thanks to that tank, it is a good artillery but as a tank...... my eyes asked for mercy

  • @Khymerion
    @Khymerion 5 років тому +82

    You missed the heavy tanks of the BOLO and the Hammer's Slammers series books. There is also the massive Tiger III tanks of the Posleen war series of novels. The classic OGRE setting is full of amazing and silly tanks that are just amazing. There are so many that were missed that outdo little pop gun tanks like the Scorpion or even the Baneblade in sci-fi books

    • @terry58501
      @terry58501 5 років тому +4

      I forgot about Hammer Slammer. He still needs to learn how to read.

    • @battleoid2411
      @battleoid2411 5 років тому +3

      Hell yeah Hammer's Slammers is where its at, hover tanks armored in solid iridium with plasma cannons that can hit targets in low orbit if the tank shuts down its hover systems and just dumps the fusion reactor into the shot

    • @carldooley9344
      @carldooley9344 5 років тому +3

      I was truly hoping that SHIVAs would make the list. But considering that the only real art of them were concept pieces, I can understand why they were excluded.

    • @Khymerion
      @Khymerion 5 років тому +8

      The SHIVA would have been amazing to see, even if they ignored SHIVA 'BunBun's' unique modifications of the book. SHIVA and Tiger III really were small, proto BOLOs in terms of what they were capable of doing. Especially Tiger III and the AIDs that drove that monster. The fact that both massive vehicles were not really acknowledged during the final Posleen War novel is also a detriment to their inclusion, despite them being platforms that are exceedingly powerful in sci-fi.

    • @waldemarhachaj
      @waldemarhachaj 5 років тому +3

      You can't go wrong with BOLO

  • @snowbiwan-kenobi5594
    @snowbiwan-kenobi5594 5 років тому +6

    I do love how passionate he gets when talking about 40k :) plus everything is cooler, Mega bolters, Mega Gatling Cannon, Mega Lasers

  • @bronzedivision
    @bronzedivision 5 років тому +48

    Oh no, Fail all fail! You forgot the Bolo. If you're going to make a no holds barred list and not include caveats about what IP is and is allowed the BOLO is the best SciFi tank. End of story.

    • @TiernanWilkinson
      @TiernanWilkinson 3 роки тому +1

      Bolo is a mildly-mobile armored mountain-city more than it is a tank.
      While that's inarguably badass, it is ultimately not as combat effective as smaller vehicles. There's just not a solid combat role for such a vehicle, even if it was placed in 40k, it's not quite as mobile as war-titans. Undeniably impressive, but doomed to death by swarm, especially unsupported.
      Whereas the ATTE, ATT, and Scorpion can all carry a minor complement of troops inside or out to escort the tank itself. Solo bolo is a no-no.

    • @danielm.595
      @danielm.595 3 роки тому +3

      @@TiernanWilkinson "it's not quite as mobile as war titans"... really? If I'm not mistaken, I don't remember reading anywhere that a titan can run through the battlefield at over 100 km/h, sometimes even more

    • @danielm.595
      @danielm.595 3 роки тому +3

      @@TiernanWilkinson and death by swarm? There's a story where one Bolo, one which was not even close to a Mk 33 in power, resisted hundreds of nukes, some hitting it at point blank.

    • @jlokison
      @jlokison 3 роки тому +1

      When you have armor meters thick and can still role at more than 90kph and still pivot spin without throwing a track your maneuverable and more durable than any walker.

    • @beans6255
      @beans6255 2 роки тому

      @@TiernanWilkinson Okay so
      Not as mobile is just...I could go on such a tangent about that, lmao. They had multiple sets of tracks to vastly reduce ground pressure, and treads do great in all but the rockiest, most uneven of terrain. That, and a much lower profile than titans.
      Also, bolos are not the size of mountains or cities, more like mobile city blocks.

  • @feildpres
    @feildpres 5 років тому +41

    you misspelled mega battle cannon
    its actually spelled HIS HOLY EMPEROR'S MEGA BATTLE CANNON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @gdawgpwnsall
    @gdawgpwnsall 5 років тому +22

    Have you read the Bolo books by Keith Laumer or David Weber (Primary writers)?

  • @Intreductor
    @Intreductor 5 років тому +56

    Can you make a Planetside review of the Separatist Supertank from Star Wars Clone Wars? It was only featured in the final episode of the Geonosis arc.

    • @CD-Freedom
      @CD-Freedom 5 років тому +1

      Intreductor second episode, of 4

    • @Intreductor
      @Intreductor 5 років тому

      @@CD-Freedom mb

  • @rookcapcoldblood2618
    @rookcapcoldblood2618 5 років тому +18

    2:38
    I give everyone the same piece of advice if they’re playing the campaign on Legendary or in Multiplayer with the Scorpion:
    “It’s a sniper rifle with wheels. Treat it as such.”

  • @Sword-Breaker
    @Sword-Breaker 3 роки тому +4

    Gonna jump on the bandwagon and express my disappointment that the BOLO was not mentioned. Makes a Baneblade, look like a Hotwheels car.

  • @PetersaberHD
    @PetersaberHD 5 років тому +23

    IT'S THE BAANEBLAAADEEEE

  • @sim.frischh9781
    @sim.frischh9781 5 років тому +18

    Great choices all of them, but i would have liked to see the Mammoth tank from Command & Conquer at least as a honorary mention.
    Now since you already defined the Scorpion as "low scifi", maybe the Mammoth would be too realistic for this vid?

  • @nuke6702
    @nuke6702 5 років тому +35

    All of these are tiny when compared to a Bolo Mk. 33.

    • @stevekelley5635
      @stevekelley5635 3 роки тому

      UNIT D N E

    • @taco5225
      @taco5225 3 роки тому

      @@stevekelley5635 DNE was a Mk. XX

    • @TiernanWilkinson
      @TiernanWilkinson 3 роки тому

      Big doesn't mean good. That's why most modern MBTs are between 50-80 tons; current technology supports tanks of that weight that can move at speeds up to 60mph. Realistic scifi tech might support tanks of double that weight but not astronomically higher. Once size reaches towards mountainous, the tank becomes so slow it's just a massive target, and such is the fate of many a Bolo.
      That said I can't deny the cool factor but I'd still argue it'd be a thoroughly ineffective combat vehicle.

    • @taco5225
      @taco5225 3 роки тому +1

      @@TiernanWilkinson Actually, given that most tank platforms are something like 30-40 years old currently, it wouldn't be hard to make a Mk. 1 bolo, which was a 150 metric ton up to 50 MPH.
      Also, most tanks go something like 40-45 MPH, not 60. You're probably thinking of KPH.

  • @priest2001
    @priest2001 5 років тому +40

    No love for the OGRE? Maybe I'm just too old.

    • @Katvanished
      @Katvanished 5 років тому +6

      OGRE is based off of a type of tank called the Bolo

  • @patricklehigh9019
    @patricklehigh9019 5 років тому +5

    For video games the arcade game T-Mek. Berkoth can not be beaten. For the all the best tank you should have included almost any BOLO, from the Keith Lumner universe. They not only pass the rule of cool, but also surpassed any WH40K war machine.

  • @1228carlito
    @1228carlito 5 років тому +19

    Since the tanks from the Bolo series was already mentioned, how about the tanks from the Berserker book series or the tanks from the Hammers Slammers book series

    • @quest4050
      @quest4050 5 років тому +1

      I was going to bring up the slammers.

    • @Shortsircut1
      @Shortsircut1 5 років тому

      Didn't Hammers Slammers guys use bolo tanks? I know it's been a few years (cough) but I thought so.

    • @1228carlito
      @1228carlito 5 років тому +4

      @@Shortsircut1 no they are 2 separate book series. the slammers used hover tanks and hover cars using powered particle or plasma weapons. The Bolos were AI tanks that used standard, nuclear and something called "Hellbore" weapons

    • @Shortsircut1
      @Shortsircut1 5 років тому +2

      @@1228carlito Well like I said, it's been a few years...lol

    • @1228carlito
      @1228carlito 5 років тому +2

      @@Shortsircut1 Don't worry, i had to look some of it up lol

  • @VegettoQ61
    @VegettoQ61 5 років тому +245

    Bolo....Bolo.....Bolo..... oh, and one more thing....BOLO!!!!! enuff said.

    • @somewhat.random
      @somewhat.random 5 років тому +33

      Completely agree. Pretty obvious this is not a "Sci Fi" run down, but more a rundown from SF gaming. I can think of several tanks from SciFi (including the BOLOs) that put all of these to shame.

    • @jesseberg3271
      @jesseberg3271 5 років тому +31

      If a Baneblade is a light Tank, a late series Bolo is what a super heavy tank wants to be when it grows up.

    • @megarural3000
      @megarural3000 5 років тому +22

      Bolo, now that's a great choice, but my vote is the OGRE, from Steve Jackson, admittedly a derivative of Bolo.

    • @billreynolds5495
      @billreynolds5495 5 років тому +5

      Some of my favorite books.

    • @StormSpotter342
      @StormSpotter342 5 років тому +16

      Agreed wholeheartedly. That said, the Bolo isn't so much a tank as a starship on treads with main guns that fire DIRECTED NUCLEAR DETONATIONS at their targets.

  • @avragetrinidadian3787
    @avragetrinidadian3787 5 років тому +14

    I call shenanigans! Obviously the Mammoth Tank from C n C should have been on this list

  • @Captain1nsaneo
    @Captain1nsaneo 5 років тому +15

    Does OGRE count as a tank?
    Personal favorite is the Magrider from Planetside 1. Narrow body, accurate at range, agile, quick, and hovers.

    • @beef-waterfall3638
      @beef-waterfall3638 3 роки тому +2

      I would say OGRE counts. It's an AI computer but, I would still say its a tank. I was hoping to see the OGRE tank here. However, I know it's a tabletop game that's always had a small audience in comparison to other games like Warhammer 40,000, so I don't expect Spacedock to know about it. For those that are curious, OGRE is a small pocket game (yes pocket, like you can throw it in your back pocket and play at it at lunch time at the cafeteria table) from Steve Jackson games. The designs are weird, but there's a charm there.

  • @HubiKoshi
    @HubiKoshi 4 роки тому +3

    I got hit in the feels by the Battlezone, ah those were the times. But then I'm slightly disappointed by the absence of Bolos. They are THE TANKS!

  • @MrStrikecentral
    @MrStrikecentral 5 років тому +16

    How about top 5 anti-infantry light vehicles? I'd love to hear you talk about the Harkonnen DeathSaw from Emperor: Battle for Dune.

  • @masterchief7301
    @masterchief7301 5 років тому +13

    Out of the Halo tanks, if he had to pick the Scorpion I do not understand why he had to go with the M808 instead of the M820, preferably the Hannibal or O.N.I. variants.
    Honestly I would have chosen the grizzly or the Locust.

  • @WizardJim
    @WizardJim 5 років тому +6

    If there's no Bolo I'm gonna be pissed...

  • @J3AD
    @J3AD 3 роки тому +3

    hover tank from Hammers Slammers series, those were nasty beast from the future. one or two tanks could take control of whole battle and crush the enemy.

  • @DaFI5H
    @DaFI5H 5 років тому +6

    When I saw the title of this vid I immediately thought about the GDI Mammoth Tank especially from CnC 3, then I thought about their big brother, the Bolo. Looking at the comments I'm glad to see I'm not the only one praising these absolute engines of destruction. As a GDI Tank Commander would say, 'Unrivaled!'

  • @jamestkirk6000
    @jamestkirk6000 5 років тому +36

    Command & Conquer Nod Stealth Tank, GDI Disruptor (sonic wave weapon), GDI Mammoth Tank. Lol @spacedock you never played Command and Conquer rts series right?

    • @andrewsuryali8540
      @andrewsuryali8540 5 років тому

      The best C&C tank bar none is the awesomely OP-tastic Emperor from Generals with its cheater-ific integral Speaker Tower, though. It's especially f-ed up because it still has the Chinese swarm bonus, so a late-game squad of about 4 could basically mow down anything like blades of grass.

  • @MrPeanut624
    @MrPeanut624 5 років тому +15

    I'm glad the AAT got attention in this. It's probably one of my favorite sci-fi tank designs and I've loved it ever since I saw it in episode 1.
    "Open fire!"

  • @russmiddleton5486
    @russmiddleton5486 5 років тому +19

    What about the Ogre (the heavy battle tanks in the old Steve Jackson Games Ogre)?

    • @CentralNexusPrime
      @CentralNexusPrime 5 років тому

      This was the FIRST thing I thought of seeing the title.

  • @jeremiaheady5321
    @jeremiaheady5321 3 роки тому +4

    Bolos continental siege units on up through planetary, to star system defense units and John Ringo's posleen series, the SheVa named Bun-Bun "skiing" down a mountain, shooting interstellar landers out of the air

  • @lynchkid003
    @lynchkid003 5 років тому +2

    "Park a BaneBlade somewhere valuable, Consider that area Defended."

  • @Tuning3434
    @Tuning3434 5 років тому +5

    Honorable mentions:
    a) Type 61 Heavy Main Battle tank from Mobile Suit Gundam (UC)
    b) Apocalyps Sovjet super heavy tank from Red Alert 2
    please add more

    • @mancubwwa
      @mancubwwa 5 років тому

      Apocalypse is just a rename of mammoth from tiberian series and RA1. So mammoth all the way

  • @Daimon-X
    @Daimon-X 5 років тому +6

    "Drive me closer, I want to hit it with my sword!"

  • @kennethbedwell5188
    @kennethbedwell5188 5 років тому +9

    Needed the Hover tanks from Hammers Slammers, including the Calliopes.

    • @jlokison
      @jlokison 5 років тому

      Calliopes are excellent for antiaircraft, overkill for anti infantry or riot control (where they were used once) but their lack of armor makes them useless verses MBTs

  • @whichDude
    @whichDude 3 роки тому +1

    Tachikoma's are my favorite sci-fi tank. They are about the size of a SUV capable of high speeds, jumping great distances, scaling almost anything between grappling hooks or magnetic legs, have wire web launchers to tangle stuff like Spiderman, machine gun hands, typically a 1 shot tank cannon shell, cloaking technology, and they possess a loyal AI. Only downside is they seem to get a little sassy in groups with each other.

  • @coenisgreat
    @coenisgreat 5 років тому +1

    “Burns? Burns. This is Braddock. I know you’re out there, and you know my frequency. I’m not sitting back on this one.”
    It’d be good fun to have a player to work together with in Combat Commander’s multiplayer against some AI. :P

  • @Uchilsson
    @Uchilsson 5 років тому +113

    And where is Siege Tank from StarCraft and Mamooth tank from C&C? Not the best list ;)

    • @CallsignYukiMizuki
      @CallsignYukiMizuki 5 років тому +9

      Tbh I wouldnt put the Siege Tank on this list since it's more of a self propelled artillery than it is a tank

    • @Xalendare15
      @Xalendare15 5 років тому +15

      @@CallsignYukiMizuki True, but his criterion was "called a tank in the IP", so I think it should have qualified.
      It's also a great example of a vehicle with both strengths and weaknesses, which it essentially had to have to be part of a balanced RTS.

    • @GarlicAvenger
      @GarlicAvenger 4 роки тому +2

      Probably because they are both quite terrible in comparison to the other options already on this list.

    • @Yayaloy9
      @Yayaloy9 4 роки тому +2

      @@GarlicAvenger Their so-called "tank" can't even protect normal bullets from marines and barely have any range that is longer than a marine's rifle when they are in unsiege mode.

    • @brantheilman8178
      @brantheilman8178 4 роки тому

      That's exactly what I was thinking.

  • @blackasp001
    @blackasp001 5 років тому +6

    You missed out the North American Combine Ogre MkV Cybertank

  • @thorshammer7883
    @thorshammer7883 5 років тому +8

    How destructive are Star Trek Phasers compared to Star Wars Turbo Lasers or Covenant starship Plasma weapons?

  • @elijahsellers3727
    @elijahsellers3727 3 роки тому +2

    The AT-TE is probably my favorite Star Wars ground vehicle. It seems to be well thought-out and have many aspects of its design either easy to understand or readily explained.

  • @twotailedavenger
    @twotailedavenger 4 роки тому +1

    One honorable mention I'd definitely like to add is the Landmaster from the Star Fox series.
    Sure, it's a wheeled vehicle in SF Assault, but in SF Command and its overused appearance in Smash Bros Brawl, it's tracked.
    I think it deserves a mention simply because Space Dynamics had the audacity to make an Arwing-based tank.