I'm on Team Nurgle. You get immortal life free from pain, your god actually does love you, and you never have to worry whether anyone noticed that you forgot to put on deodorant this morning.
Nurgle may love you but it’s been shown the other death guard and nurgle forces do not and will gladly make you explode with pus and violent mutation just too impress uncle nurg 😅
Chief: Lord Gulliman? Gulliman: Yes Chief? Chief: I need a bigger shotgun. Gulliman: Try this... *hands bolter without looking* Chief: *grunts as he locks and loads* Time to give the Deathguard back their bombs.
So the Chaos numbers are: 6 - Slaanesh 7 - Nurgle 8 - Khorne 9 - Tzeentch (I think) 11 - Malice (if he counts) 13 - Great Horned Rat (in AOS he is a legit Chaos god)
He was a legit chaos God in WH fantasy too and given the number of Skaven it could be argued 2nd only to Khorne if you follow how the Warp works, it only took millions of the Elder to murder bang Slannesh into existence. There are billions of Skaven just in Skavenblight lol, Rat God is best ,yes,yes
So, as a Death Guard/Plague Marine fan, is it worth listening to the audiobooks of this story? I mainly ask because it involves the Ultramarines, who I find super bland. The opposite of Death Guard characters like Vorx and Slert.
Last time I was this early I was arrested for trespassing
I belly laughed at this
Aw,gawd! Perfect timing,Sir!
I was looking for another dose recently.
Grandfather Nurgle's gifts > Santa's gifts. After all, they keep on giving! 😜
Man i genuinely appreciate this approach to lore, the telling as if from a librarian magos or chapter scribe
I'm on Team Nurgle. You get immortal life free from pain, your god actually does love you, and you never have to worry whether anyone noticed that you forgot to put on deodorant this morning.
i have wonderful news. you get all of that with the real God as well!
@ribbitcroak a bit of an oxymoron dont you think?
unless you get cut off from nurggy. then you come back to reality and suffer all the disease, plague and pain all at once.
Nurgle may love you but it’s been shown the other death guard and nurgle forces do not and will gladly make you explode with pus and violent mutation just too impress uncle nurg 😅
@@Aaron_Hayman how so?
Forge World Metallica must have some great concerts
Until the demon "sandman" entered then metallica started to produce stilted out of date mass produced junk.
Dang
@@bretttobin9632based aF 🍻🍻
Awesome, thank you for a nurgle video!
Embrace the gifts of Nurgle
No take a bath in prometheum. 😂
I can definitely see the loving grandfather making many plagues against the flood from Halo. And he's made plagues that hurt the necrons and tyranids
Chief: Lord Gulliman?
Gulliman: Yes Chief?
Chief: I need a bigger shotgun.
Gulliman: Try this... *hands bolter without looking*
Chief: *grunts as he locks and loads* Time to give the Deathguard back their bombs.
Also don't forget Dead Space. Can you imagine Isaac working with Cawl? XD or funnier; Trazen?
It's all fun and games until you have slimy tentacles coming out of all your orifices.
@@professor_lembachdon’t threaten me with a good time 😘
@AnimeShinigami13 I think the 8ga in halo is bigger than a bolter round. It's only 75cal
The secret ingredient is love.
I thought it's the spike protein, to make all cells hug and melt into one big slimy glob (syncytium). Cuddly. 😜
And belly button gunk.
Dont forget to add whatever is in the sock under my bed to it!
Gay
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best primarch and chaos god
And yet, ol Morty was destroyed by mere words.
Imagine the entire Legion of the Damned walking into Nurgles garden, what wonderous death would occur to Morty and his lackeys
Nurgle videos my fav. I refer to your channel as David Warhamoborough.
Nice👍
Its a little hotter now than it used to be
Stink maxing is the most masculine path
So the Chaos numbers are:
6 - Slaanesh
7 - Nurgle
8 - Khorne
9 - Tzeentch (I think)
11 - Malice (if he counts)
13 - Great Horned Rat (in AOS he is a legit Chaos god)
What about mambo number 5?
He was a legit chaos God in WH fantasy too and given the number of Skaven it could be argued 2nd only to Khorne if you follow how the Warp works, it only took millions of the Elder to murder bang Slannesh into existence. There are billions of Skaven just in Skavenblight lol, Rat God is best ,yes,yes
@@Conorscorner nah. 5 left after 7 8 9. I'd have done the same.
@centuri.trader9194 yup. Many know Nurgle as He Who Hungers All Day Every Day.
They seem to be the perfect adversary to tyranid swarms
Nurgle when you get hungry .
That's the second biggest scythe I've ever seen.
Hello brothers
I think the Emperors threat to Nurgle should have followed Guillimans actual death.
The smurf marines are way too mary-sue.
Can you imagine of Nurgle farted on you...
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So, as a Death Guard/Plague Marine fan, is it worth listening to the audiobooks of this story?
I mainly ask because it involves the Ultramarines, who I find super bland. The opposite of Death Guard characters like Vorx and Slert.
Ultramarines are only mentioned for a few minutes towards the middle of this video.
Excellent story. Now work to end the rule by lies. Globally.
Pleuge titan is just wow what do you even do at that point , kiss your ass goodbye I guess 😂
I have theory that all Death Gaurd players have VD
And then along comes a Guillichad...
Wait are you the editor of the asmongold clips channel??
Your voice is similar
I like to picture Nurgle's Garden as an abandoned Wes Anderson set.
mmmm pestilence
Have you done work reading for audiobooks? I swear I have heard your voice in some Frank Herbert or somewhere. 🧐
Mayhaps this is the chronicler of Kronan 🤔
Its ok guys,distancing and a mask can stop it.
Having 40 mins of typhus same image ....... bad move
why does this sound like baldemort?
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Are James and Lars getting paid for this 🤔
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lol 😂
Please please please slow down the talking by Like 10 to 15%
I have to speed it up 25%. talks so slow
We love grandfather nurgle
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