@anonymous I was just about to say all they need is a huge down payment and u could get one for 300 a month. Lol. It ain’t happening unless u put down a big amount.
Before I got an engineering degree, I was a mattress sales person. People would ask if they could get a deal and I'd be like, "Let me see if I can get approval from my manager." I'd then proceed to call my old land line phone and talk to my answering machine. My girlfriend would come home and play back the messages and hear me having a conversation with my imaginary manager. It was always a source of good laughs.
As a former salesman.. this is accurate. Sometimes I’d be shocked at how people would be shocked that they couldn’t get approved for certain vehicles. A ton of people would walk in wanting 2 year old or newer, a fully loaded etc, be only wanting to put like $2K down, finance as long as possible with an under 600 credit score and not even have the income to back it up. With half the cars value as their salary. Never failed to blow my mind every time. It’s literally not rocket science
Bro you’d be mad at me then i left a dealership with a Benz SUV nothing down w a little over 600 score 😂 asked them for my truth in lending statement read the specifics n found out it was a consumer credit transaction which meant legally I didn’t have to pay nothing everything would be covered in my financing statement 🙃
Your credit is a big deal. Especially if it’s low in the 600s. You may not have put anything down, you gotta check your APR on the loan. If you’re getting anything above a 6.5% apr on a car, you’re getting fucked on the deal
I work as a software engineer and make a little over 200k a year after compensation, how the hell are you paying cash for cars? I would have had to have saved up almost half my salary for my BMW M8 competition. Are you buying decent cars or just $40k busters?
If I'm not mistaken, he is literally out there eating chips in a charger while the dude inside waiting on him just for him to tell him he can't have it lmao
“We only submit your credit once, it’s not going to affect it at all” why do they lie like that 😭 when I got that camaro16 they sent my shit to like 6 different places.
Federal law changed up a few years ago, so when you’re “shopping” they can run your credit as many times as they want and it registers with the bureau as 1 hit (in terms of causing negative points). It helps you find somewhere that’ll take you AND get you a better rate.
Get pre approved by your credit union, its only 1 hit and they'll tell you exactly how much you're approved for so you know what to shop for before you even go in
Meanwhile the guy waiting is in THAT chair, praying, hoping, wishing he gets approve. It is the most agonizing 20 minutes for those waiting for approval.
I just purchased a new car last week and your skits are accurate: Salesmen talked to the manager; manager came back with three options: 1 purchase and 2 lease; bought the car; and they booked our dinner reservations, talked about marriage and divorce, and asked me again did I have the sizable DP. You are right on point. Throw in the finance manager debriefing with the salesperson and you have your next skit.
Not even! it’s a modern day Neon. The Dart would have been the baby Charger if Stellantis (Back then FCA) had stuck with the original plans for the Dart. But they didn’t and it was rushed to production.
This was funny but what was really cracking me up was imagining this homie walking back and fourth in and out his house talking to himself the whole time. 🤣
Wtf is a white man laugh cause thats most ignorant and dumbest shit I've ever heard sounds pretty racist to me 😆 imagine if a white dude commented some shit like this your vag would be swollen.
@@ralphpownall842 I tend to agree that its a very generic Caucasian laugh. Considering the only African Amerivan I've ever head laugh like that is Judge Joe Brown.
I know he was telling all his homies and all the girls he’s tryna scoop about how he is about to pull up w the scat too 😔 he definitely had his notes app full of Instagram captions
“The type of people that Jesus Christ wants!” (Luke 5:32)- “And Jesus said to them “I have NOT come to call those who “think” they are righteous, but those who knows that they are sinners and need to repent.” (Explanation of “Luke 5:32)- “God does NOT want people who “think” they can never do any wrong. No. What He wants is people who knows/ admit that they have done wrong in their past, and are willing and ready to change their lives around for the better. That’s who He wants. (And obviously believers who have been loyal to His teachings of course) Read for yourself! (Ezekiel 18:23)- “do you think that I like to see wicked people die? Says the sovereign Lord. (Note; Wicked people = gang members, drug dealers, prostitutes, gossips, bullies, just to name a few), Of course NOT! I want them to turn from their wicked ways and live.” (Ezekiel 18:27)- “If wicked people turn from their wickedness, and do what is right, they will save their lives!” (Ezekiel 18: 28)- “they will live because they thought it over and decided to turn from their sins. Such people will NOT die.” (So you heard it here first. Yes, if a man stops gang banging or selling drugs, etc, He can still make it to heaven despite what he’s done!) In fact, did you know that a fair percentage of true Christians today, are actually **FORMER** prison inmates, prostitutes, former addicts, etc? they simply chose to do the right thing by leaving those things behind in order to turn their lives around. And they used Jesus Christ’s teachings from the Bible to do it. It’s a common myth that God hates these people, but In fact it’s just the opposite, He loves them (not their ways), and these are the people that he wants the most!
@@youngfase5 My dad had a Kia Soul and sold it for a R/T Charger. After he sold it, we kept seeing that Kia souls were catching on fire bc of the way the oil port was machined. We joked about "My Soul is on fire" after we heard a contemporary Christian song about someone's soul being on fire for Jesus.
Honestly though that is a way more sensible choice if someone has bad credit or low income. Don’t go screwing up your credit more with that scat pack. It isn’t worth it! Buddy was looking out for you 😂
All the thumbs down are dart owners and shady salesmen. 😂 ... nothing wrong with a dart though. As long as you can drive around that's all that matters. 💖
Spot on sir.. All that walking around at the dealership, talking to the finance manager is ridiculous!!!! I sat across the table with bad credit and now with good credit. Totally DIFFERENT treatment. Keep the laughs coming
Hell yea! Have to hit them with the “If it’s ok can you have him to come here for a just a minute? While your explaining I can personally ask him some questions”. You not about to get over on me 😂😂
They always offer a "credit repair" car that nobody wants. You be trying to figure out if the "credit repair" car is really much better than riding the bus🤔😂.
Man my credit repair car SUUUUUUCKED - fuckin 2011 Hyundai Accent with no power anything. Had crank windows, manual key in the door, no power locks... Damn thing was so shitty.
I sold cars at dodge back in 2017 and I can literally tell you this is how everyone was lmao. If a person we knew couldn’t get a car they wanted, we already knew about the next car to offer and all gave that let me talk to my manger bit. That was our smoke break, FaceTime calls and eat snacks time lmao
Ngl that switch at the end though where he’s like “oh but we can get you in that Dodge Dart for a thousand down” is how car salesman really get you. You’ll go in wanting a car, find out it’s more than you thought (fees and shit) and then they’ll offer you another car, for cheaper but it almost always has problems as soon as you take it out the lot. Yes you get the dealership warranty (sometimes) but they can dispute it. Higher end dealerships and lower end dealerships do it all the time. Don’t fall for their scams.
The thing with warranties is that people don't understand them, so they take advantage of you. A friend of mine had a warranty on his car he bought, everything covered except they claimed they don't replace maintience items. Maintience items are things like tires, sparkplugs, etc. They tried to get one over on him a few times but I was there to help him and he got it covered. They would tell him; "That's not covered under warranty, its a maintience item". They basically tried to claim anything that can break is a 'maintience item'. I'm like, then what the hell is the warranty supposed to replace then? They once claimed an alternator was a maintience item. If you don't know about cars, then you'd probably just accept their word as fact and move on. They also love to waste time and lie to you because you might just pay for the repair by the time you figure out you got lied to or get them to fix it. My friend had to borrow his moms car a few times while he argued with them, and most working people can't do that. Warranties aren't bad, but you need to be careful. Extended manufacturer warranties are good, and Carmax is great, but otherwise, you should be careful. If you're not educated on cars or don't know somebody who is, it could be useless. Read the print, read what's cover, what's included and excluded, ask questions, and again, understand the contract, otherwise you might take an L.
I’ve been working in a bigger dealership for a year now. the shit i see is crazy people always getting finessed out of warranty and other such items. It’s costs 85$ for a oil change and rotation for all the Subaru models. Let alone that the salesman are scamming old people by price cars out way higher due to the shortage of chips. It’s crazy to see the behinds the scene shit. At least ik what to deal with when i buy another car
Yeah when I went in to buy my first car and they came back with the price of $7,500, we just straight up said. “No, we have 5k. If that doesn’t work we head out” and the dude said “alright let me go talk with my manager” like came back like 10 minutes later and said we could get it for $4800 😂 They tripping if they think I came in there to pay over half the cars actual value in some fucking fees. I’m too broke for that shit, and if I wasn’t I wouldn’t be buying a car that cheap to begin with lmao. The cars has served me well though and I guess that’s what matters.
Military friendly car dealerships will really get you. Almost always approved literally told me I can get anything on the lot I thought I was big balling and got a deal. For some reason I completely forgot kbb exists. Paid way over cause I had to lot finance smh. They leave you sitting there to double guess yourself. You start thinking it's not gonna happen for what you want and a lot of times they come back with a hard no so you suggest another vehicle now all of a sudden they can work with you. You're biggest mistake is telling them how much you're looking to spend. Now they know how to plug in fees and costs to get their commission bumped up. If you really want to hurt their feelings pick a vehicle, walk, go to your bank and get financing then come back and get the vehicle for the price you want now they're the ones that has to take it or leave it
Pro tip for people on the coast: Buy cars after bad hurricanes. Seriously, go car shopping the day the water recedes, especially if the city has been shut down for weeks. Those salesman still need to meet their quotas and their managers will let them negotiate if they haven't had any sales all month. Of course, don't go buying from a lot you know was flooded.
I have never worked in a dealership but I had friends who did. They were always doing "dealer trades" and the porters would go and swap cars from dealerships if the customers wanted a certain car. How do you know the cars they were selling weren't swapped from a flooded dealership?
@@jackstraw5527 when you do a dealer trade, part of the deal is that the vehicle you’re getting can’t have any undeclared issues. Even buying from most auctions you have a time frame that you can return the car if there’s anything wrong with it that they didn’t disclose. Or, start arbitration and make the selling dealer pay for the repairs.
My roommate called me one day and I didn’t answer so he left a voicemail. It was a 3 minute voicemail of him saying he was pretending to talk to his boss about a sale he was making and then he went on to explain his day and describe what he was looking at while he sat in his van 😂. He got the sale and I have the best voicemail ever made!
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@anonymous
I was just about to say all they need is a huge down payment and u could get one for 300 a month. Lol. It ain’t happening unless u put down a big amount.
The “Get em in that Dodge Dart” I know some of y’all felt that 💀😂😂
Im dead 💀
@@priestfultonjwingbajr1430 why believe in god when i can just believe in myself tho
@@michaelclouser8179 people aren't ready for that convo 👀
@@priestfultonjwingbajr1430 bro you need to chill with your Vacation Bible school ass we are watching a comedy vid about car dealerships
Won’t ever look at my car the same
Changing up the original dialogue a little with each story tell is just golden
the slow build of confidence in what actually came out of his mouth. A+
@@Skittlespillygog lol
"Rick's not even here" is fucking hilarious 😂
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Rick is my old managers name.. so I felt this hard🤣
The clicking of the pen was on point like a decimal😂
Right 🤣🤣🤣 you know they full of s*** when they do that 🤣
@Katherine Pitts Lol it's part of a song, BoB strange clouds
Before I got an engineering degree, I was a mattress sales person. People would ask if they could get a deal and I'd be like, "Let me see if I can get approval from my manager." I'd then proceed to call my old land line phone and talk to my answering machine. My girlfriend would come home and play back the messages and hear me having a conversation with my imaginary manager. It was always a source of good laughs.
Why not just keep it 100
@@Htxracing97 are you gay?
@@Htxracing97 why not have any fun in life lol
@@Htxracing97 Because, being honest hurts your wallet.
@@Htxracing97 Sales tactics 101.
As someone that owns a 2014 dodge dart, I can tell you now this hit a little too different.
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@pj bakes your mom loves mine
@@skinnybigstuff1040 nice
@@skinnybigstuff1040 fuckin gottem
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As a former salesman.. this is accurate. Sometimes I’d be shocked at how people would be shocked that they couldn’t get approved for certain vehicles. A ton of people would walk in wanting 2 year old or newer, a fully loaded etc, be only wanting to put like $2K down, finance as long as possible with an under 600 credit score and not even have the income to back it up. With half the cars value as their salary. Never failed to blow my mind every time. It’s literally not rocket science
Sometimes it flies. Especially shady dealerships. They’d love to repo it a few months later.
I’ve never put money down on a car my credit is all I need
Bro you’d be mad at me then i left a dealership with a Benz SUV nothing down w a little over 600 score 😂 asked them for my truth in lending statement read the specifics n found out it was a consumer credit transaction which meant legally I didn’t have to pay nothing everything would be covered in my financing statement 🙃
Your credit is a big deal. Especially if it’s low in the 600s. You may not have put anything down, you gotta check your APR on the loan. If you’re getting anything above a 6.5% apr on a car, you’re getting fucked on the deal
@@justiceodueze2897 why?
Use to be a car salesman and I can 💯% vouch this is exactly what we use to do 🤣🤦🏾♂️. Issa cold world, now I pay cash for my cars 😭😭
Salesmans are just legal scammers
Paying cash for cars is stupid
@@khristionlouvatin6874commenting on 2 year old comments is stupid
@@khristionlouvatin6874 It’s better than financing them
I work as a software engineer and make a little over 200k a year after compensation, how the hell are you paying cash for cars? I would have had to have saved up almost half my salary for my BMW M8 competition. Are you buying decent cars or just $40k busters?
"Ricks not even here today" 😂 that accent bro
I gotta touch base with everyone but the manager haha
Literally 😂😂😂
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The "touch base" sent me 😂
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Because he ain't here today.
1:28 “The audacity, get em’ in that Dodge Dart!” Shit killed me lmao
The accent, the pen clicking, the lying, the trash talking, and the ending. This is your best one lol
“He done lost his god damn mind if he think he gone get in that!” - Kay, 2021
Hahaha I read that as he said it
Sameeee
So who's gonna help the kid get one 🤣
If I'm not mistaken, he is literally out there eating chips in a charger while the dude inside waiting on him just for him to tell him he can't have it lmao
Hell!! 🤣🤣🤣
Lmao
Yea thats the whole joke captain obvious
@@kingfargo9578 stfu
@@l-_-sage-_-l yo slow ass needed this comment to understand that joke huh?
“We only submit your credit once, it’s not going to affect it at all” why do they lie like that 😭 when I got that camaro16 they sent my shit to like 6 different places.
Federal law changed up a few years ago, so when you’re “shopping” they can run your credit as many times as they want and it registers with the bureau as 1 hit (in terms of causing negative points). It helps you find somewhere that’ll take you AND get you a better rate.
Sounds like u got bad credit G and besides those 6 turn into one once you 530 score ass gets approved
@@Toosick023 *if* it gets approved 😂
Get pre approved by your credit union, its only 1 hit and they'll tell you exactly how much you're approved for so you know what to shop for before you even go in
They keep sending it til one of the banks approves.
Meanwhile the guy waiting is in THAT chair, praying, hoping, wishing he gets approve. It is the most agonizing 20 minutes for those waiting for approval.
This dudes a comic GENIOUS. Idk how he nails every character lol.
Experience and awareness
Ummm…genius?
@@tatyanag.stuart7722 That too! Lol
@@tatyanag.stuart7722 😩😭💀
@@subzero308 Yeah she got me forsure! I was like damn I'm dumb as hell.
Salesman: "Your credit is 450, now I can't get you into that Scat Pack but I can get you into that 1976 Dodge Duster out there, it's still a Dodge!"
Shit I'll take that Duster over a scat any day
I’ll take the Duster too lol
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Dude a Duster is pretty nice though just matte black paint and put some racing rims on it and it's good
Shoot a Duster is actually a real muscle car I’ll take it lol
I sold cars at one point in my life and this is GOLD. You’re a genius.
As a former saleswoman this is 1000% accurate
Damn from a scat to a dart. That owner will be driving with tears running down his face every day.
Lol he ain’t gotta buy that
Yo these are my options rn, "V6" Camaro, Challenger, or Mustang! I'm leaning towards the mustang!
@@greennrg3684 neither it’s a v6 muscle car. Whats the point
Buy a used Toyota or Honda, invest the extra money you’d be spending on those cars, and buy whatever car you want in a few years
@@tomahawk297 exactly
“He’s not even here today!”😂😂
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Everybody had or has a manager name Rick
I love that part! 😂🤣
And everybody was a made aware that "he's not even here today" except for the customer. Lmbo
@@1Charioteer 😹😹😹
The pen clicking is hilarious and very accurate.
Somebody get this man paid. This is funnier than anything on SNL right now.
You could watch a whole movie with just this dude and never know there weren’t any other cast members 😂
For real though 😂😂😂
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Like CalebCity
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dawg the pen clicking is spot fucking on😂
Yessir 😂😂
That pen have a personality of its own.
As a car salesman for Dodge Chrysler jeep ram I can tell you this is accurate af. No down payment is what kills you
Years ago a car salesman actually laughed at my credit report
I just purchased a new car last week and your skits are accurate: Salesmen talked to the manager; manager came back with three options: 1 purchase and 2 lease; bought the car; and they booked our dinner reservations, talked about marriage and divorce, and asked me again did I have the sizable DP. You are right on point. Throw in the finance manager debriefing with the salesperson and you have your next skit.
the sizable double penetration?!
Down payment 😂 dirty minded
@@thefightingfishtv4786 He said it not me 😳😳😳
@@zimsearchmister1712 You have killed me 🤣
@@titsarmageddon 😄😄😄
"GET EM IN DODGE DART" that knockoff charger 😂😂😂😂😂
Poor mans charger.
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You cant even afford the dart LMAOO 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀
Don't even compare it to the charger, that's a poor man's avenger, that's the poor man's charger lol
Not even! it’s a modern day Neon. The Dart would have been the baby Charger if Stellantis (Back then FCA) had stuck with the original plans for the Dart. But they didn’t and it was rushed to production.
This was funny but what was really cracking me up was imagining this homie walking back and fourth in and out his house talking to himself the whole time. 🤣
His country accent is killing me😂 too good
The way he's munching on all those free vending machine snacks that car dealerships have 😂 too accurate
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Oh the customers pay for those snacks. They pay dearly.
2:26 he did that “white man laugh at his own joke” laugh perfectly
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Wtf is a white man laugh cause thats most ignorant and dumbest shit I've ever heard sounds pretty racist to me 😆 imagine if a white dude commented some shit like this your vag would be swollen.
@@ralphpownall842 I tend to agree that its a very generic Caucasian laugh. Considering the only African Amerivan I've ever head laugh like that is Judge Joe Brown.
@@ralphpownall842 gonna be honest bro no one else in this world does that laugh besides some old white dude and i am white
@@Bones010yjsjs 😂😂
what's crazy is........................................
RICK NOT EVEN HERE TODAY!!! 🤣
“The audacity” took me out 🤣😂
I know he was telling all his homies and all the girls he’s tryna scoop about how he is about to pull up w the scat too 😔 he definitely had his notes app full of Instagram captions
Lol fr like picking up my new baby today tha Scat you know what time it is
That's why you hush and keep things to yourself so u will not look dumb 😂
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😂😂😂 with a 27.5% APR on the loan and a ton of instagram captions
"get him in that dodge dart " LMAO
“The type of people that Jesus Christ wants!”
(Luke 5:32)- “And Jesus said to them “I have NOT come to call those who “think” they are righteous, but those who knows that they are sinners and need to repent.”
(Explanation of “Luke 5:32)- “God does NOT want people who “think” they can never do any wrong. No. What He wants is people who knows/ admit that they have done wrong in their past, and are willing and ready to change their lives around for the better. That’s who He wants. (And obviously believers who have been loyal to His teachings of course)
Read for yourself!
(Ezekiel 18:23)- “do you think that I like to see wicked people die? Says the sovereign Lord. (Note; Wicked people = gang members, drug dealers, prostitutes, gossips, bullies, just to name a few), Of course NOT! I want them to turn from their wicked ways and live.”
(Ezekiel 18:27)- “If wicked people turn from their wickedness, and do what is right, they will save their lives!”
(Ezekiel 18: 28)- “they will live because they thought it over and decided to turn from their sins. Such people will NOT die.” (So you heard it here first. Yes, if a man stops gang banging or selling drugs, etc, He can still make it to heaven despite what he’s done!)
In fact, did you know that a fair percentage of true Christians today, are actually **FORMER** prison inmates, prostitutes, former addicts, etc? they simply chose to do the right thing by leaving those things behind in order to turn their lives around. And they used Jesus Christ’s teachings from the Bible to do it. It’s a common myth that God hates these people, but In fact it’s just the opposite, He loves them (not their ways), and these are the people that he wants the most!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!
@@priestfultonjwingbajr1430 I just sold my soul for a Scat Pack
@@youngfase5
My dad had a Kia Soul and sold it for a R/T Charger. After he sold it, we kept seeing that Kia souls were catching on fire bc of the way the oil port was machined. We joked about "My Soul is on fire" after we heard a contemporary Christian song about someone's soul being on fire for Jesus.
@@austinpresley6187 🤣🤣 that's hilarious wow and what a way to dodge a bullet.. pun intended
I subscribed after you said, “He done lost his damn mind.” I was weeeaaak 🤣😭😂🤣
Honestly though that is a way more sensible choice if someone has bad credit or low income. Don’t go screwing up your credit more with that scat pack. It isn’t worth it! Buddy was looking out for you 😂
The fact he sitting in a scat pak while explaining to someone that the customer won’t get an scat pak today was Legendary! Lmmfao 😂 #pettylevel1,000
I know they see them credit scores and IMMEDIATELY think they lost they Damn mind 🤣🤣🤣
I have been struggling with mental health and want you to know that your videos have brought me to laughter. Thank you sir
WE GOTEM…WE GOTEM…. WE GOTEM 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Everyone with a Dodge Dart on here said I’m out ✌️ 😂
My dad had one from I don't know what year parked in our driveway. It was a beaut.
Nothing wrong with a dodge dart
All the thumbs down are dart owners and shady salesmen. 😂
... nothing wrong with a dart though. As long as you can drive around that's all that matters. 💖
The fact dude came out the scatpack to go back in to tell him he ain’t gonna get it had me 😂😂😂
this is my favorite video of yours, "jeff aint even here today"
He said rick
Me: "what the hell is a dodge dart?" Looks it up, comes back to the video Me: "😂"
I mean it’s not a bad car😂but the ugly sister model of dodge lol
When someone say they “going to touch base” they not going to touch nothing.
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Fact
Something tells me Kay had quite the ordeal when buying his scatpack in real life. Lol.
Uh yeah that's why he's doing the video mr obvious
“So I told him, I said, we can get you that Dodge Dart” 😂😂😂😂
Spot on sir.. All that walking around at the dealership, talking to the finance manager is ridiculous!!!! I sat across the table with bad credit and now with good credit. Totally DIFFERENT treatment. Keep the laughs coming
You skits so real I bet you really just pissed in that toilet Lmaoo legend
Lmaoo I’m crying 😂😂
The "woo doggy" while he was checking the credit score got me 🤣😂
"RICKS NOT EVEN HERE!!... RICK'S NOT EVEN HERE TODAY!!" 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀 in that country accent! Had me Coughin up ova here!!
Ricks not even here 😂😂
Plot Twist: He’s Been Talking To The Customer The Whole Time 😂😂
He was in the Scat pack eating chips talking about how he not gon get the Scat pack that shit was subliminal as hell😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
On me 😂😂😂😂
I thought the same thing.
This is why I'm procrastinating on going car shopping.
I've watched this multiple times a day for the past few months lmao
The “we got em yea we got em” at the end 😂😂
Straight up I can't let em leave to touch base no more I gotta tell him nah bring Rick out here 🤣🤣
"Bring rick out here" 😩💀😭 shit has me cryin
Hell yea! Have to hit them with the “If it’s ok can you have him to come here for a just a minute? While your explaining I can personally ask him some questions”. You not about to get over on me 😂😂
This man is a natural talent…
That pen clicking had me DEAD🤣😭😭👌🏽
I used to be in Sales for a dealership for 2 years and this is EXACTLY what happens when we "check with the manager" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When you are checking with the manager, a well informed customer will be heading for the door! You don’t waste MY time!
“We only pull credit once” 🙄😂
We got ‘em we got we got ‘em 😂😂😂
1:21 he didnt even shake it
The clicking the pen is what gets me. Lol seems like alot pen clicking does happen when buying a car.
So true.
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Right now we know they be full of s*** that’s why they do that lmao
These car salesmen always do that pen click, the accuracy is on point!
(no pun intended)
hi again jwetcup!!!
A little cultural appropriation playing a white character. lmao
LOOK!! You done made me late for my appointment watching these vids!!! I keep saying, just one more!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🖤🖤
My favorite video are the car salesman. I watch these over and over
Bruh, this is why people buy cars from each other now 😂😂
They always offer a "credit repair" car that nobody wants. You be trying to figure out if the "credit repair" car is really much better than riding the bus🤔😂.
When you live in Chicago anything beats riding the CTA.... Shit I'll take a moped over the bus 😂
Man my credit repair car SUUUUUUCKED - fuckin 2011 Hyundai Accent with no power anything. Had crank windows, manual key in the door, no power locks... Damn thing was so shitty.
I sold cars at dodge back in 2017 and I can literally tell you this is how everyone was lmao. If a person we knew couldn’t get a car they wanted, we already knew about the next car to offer and all gave that let me talk to my manger bit. That was our smoke break, FaceTime calls and eat snacks time lmao
The audacity…lmao !!!
This guy has really interacted with every walk of life 🤣
I don't know, or he's worked a bunch of random jobs for 2-3 months each lol.
I like to think when he's eating chips, he's in a car with a different customer talking about it lol
Your videos are far beyond incredible... I've fallen in a rabbit hole in a way that I haven't since the days UA-cam launched!
That "Nervous Pen Click", on point
“What time it’s boutta be.. 7?”
“I can get ya out the door at 6.” 😂
Ngl that switch at the end though where he’s like “oh but we can get you in that Dodge Dart for a thousand down” is how car salesman really get you. You’ll go in wanting a car, find out it’s more than you thought (fees and shit) and then they’ll offer you another car, for cheaper but it almost always has problems as soon as you take it out the lot. Yes you get the dealership warranty (sometimes) but they can dispute it. Higher end dealerships and lower end dealerships do it all the time. Don’t fall for their scams.
The thing with warranties is that people don't understand them, so they take advantage of you.
A friend of mine had a warranty on his car he bought, everything covered except they claimed they don't replace maintience items.
Maintience items are things like tires, sparkplugs, etc.
They tried to get one over on him a few times but I was there to help him and he got it covered.
They would tell him; "That's not covered under warranty, its a maintience item".
They basically tried to claim anything that can break is a 'maintience item'. I'm like, then what the hell is the warranty supposed to replace then?
They once claimed an alternator was a maintience item.
If you don't know about cars, then you'd probably just accept their word as fact and move on.
They also love to waste time and lie to you because you might just pay for the repair by the time you figure out you got lied to or get them to fix it.
My friend had to borrow his moms car a few times while he argued with them, and most working people can't do that.
Warranties aren't bad, but you need to be careful. Extended manufacturer warranties are good, and Carmax is great, but otherwise, you should be careful. If you're not educated on cars or don't know somebody who is, it could be useless.
Read the print, read what's cover, what's included and excluded, ask questions, and again, understand the contract, otherwise you might take an L.
Plus if not careful
The car insurance could b as much as the note
I’ve been working in a bigger dealership for a year now. the shit i see is crazy people always getting finessed out of warranty and other such items. It’s costs 85$ for a oil change and rotation for all the Subaru models. Let alone that the salesman are scamming old people by price cars out way higher due to the shortage of chips. It’s crazy to see the behinds the scene shit. At least ik what to deal with when i buy another car
Yeah when I went in to buy my first car and they came back with the price of $7,500, we just straight up said. “No, we have 5k. If that doesn’t work we head out” and the dude said “alright let me go talk with my manager” like came back like 10 minutes later and said we could get it for $4800 😂 They tripping if they think I came in there to pay over half the cars actual value in some fucking fees. I’m too broke for that shit, and if I wasn’t I wouldn’t be buying a car that cheap to begin with lmao. The cars has served me well though and I guess that’s what matters.
Military friendly car dealerships will really get you. Almost always approved literally told me I can get anything on the lot I thought I was big balling and got a deal. For some reason I completely forgot kbb exists. Paid way over cause I had to lot finance smh. They leave you sitting there to double guess yourself. You start thinking it's not gonna happen for what you want and a lot of times they come back with a hard no so you suggest another vehicle now all of a sudden they can work with you. You're biggest mistake is telling them how much you're looking to spend. Now they know how to plug in fees and costs to get their commission bumped up. If you really want to hurt their feelings pick a vehicle, walk, go to your bank and get financing then come back and get the vehicle for the price you want now they're the ones that has to take it or leave it
Man you are hilarious 😂 and your s*** be accurate af 🤣🤣🤣 the clicking of the pen 🖊 is a sure sign that they full of s*** 🤣
Pro tip for people on the coast: Buy cars after bad hurricanes. Seriously, go car shopping the day the water recedes, especially if the city has been shut down for weeks. Those salesman still need to meet their quotas and their managers will let them negotiate if they haven't had any sales all month. Of course, don't go buying from a lot you know was flooded.
I have never worked in a dealership but I had friends who did. They were always doing "dealer trades" and the porters would go and swap cars from dealerships if the customers wanted a certain car. How do you know the cars they were selling weren't swapped from a flooded dealership?
@@jackstraw5527 when you do a dealer trade, part of the deal is that the vehicle you’re getting can’t have any undeclared issues. Even buying from most auctions you have a time frame that you can return the car if there’s anything wrong with it that they didn’t disclose. Or, start arbitration and make the selling dealer pay for the repairs.
I live 4 miles away from the beach (in NE Florida), I never thought about doing that before! Might have to give that a shot!
I bought a ‘14 Challenger in Jan ‘15 because it sat. I could hear the salesman and the manager going back and forth.
smart tip
As a salesman, we definitely walking back to the manager KNOWING you ain’t getting this damn Scat 🙄😂
Funny thing is that he’s sitting in a scat when he’s eating the chips.
Bruh I watched this 10000000 times and it’s still funny
Yo he took his break in “that guys” scat pack 💀💀💀
0:29 is killing me! End up leaving the dealership with 6 more hard inquiries on your credit score ☹️
I showed up with my own financing and they still ran my credit 10x Smh
"let me touch base with my manager"
So, now when I hear my car salesman say this, I'll know exactly what he mean lol! Thx kay!
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Yup. That’s everywhere. Thats an automatic helllll no
Walk off as soon as he leaves
I legitimately had to discuss anything more than $500 under sticker price with my manager when I sold cars... they didn't trust us to negotiate AT ALL
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"Da Aw dassity"🤣🤣🤣🤣
My roommate called me one day and I didn’t answer so he left a voicemail.
It was a 3 minute voicemail of him saying he was pretending to talk to his boss about a sale he was making and then he went on to explain his day and describe what he was looking at while he sat in his van 😂.
He got the sale and I have the best voicemail ever made!
Now forever if some1 EVER says "lemme go talk to my manager" ima be like aht aht ahtt!! Nope ur not taking a 5-10min break lets settle this nizzow 😂
I sold cars for a little while and I can tell you that this is 100% accurate 😂.
Big bro a trip nigga funny as hell 😂🤣
0:45 THE FINGER TAP🤣🤣 so accurate
We got em we got em … love it bruh … . Too real … my dad was a used car salesman growing up . The accuracy is undeniable
The king had blessed us with another video we are not worthy
Thanks fam 🙏🏼🙏🏼
"Yea we got im we got im" lmfaooo 😂😂😂
Nah the bathroom break slamming the scat pack made me laugh for real lmfaool