ASMR TSA Pat Down

[@sforinge3532]

I laughed so hard when he just slid over and said "so you wanna go into my woods"

[@LuckyLitz]

Fr XD

[@miuku-dll]

bro is the most creative asmrtist, and i love it

[@TacitusKrieger]

Have you seen RiverASMR? By far the best monologues

[@LuckyLitz]

POV: Its a sunny day and you are about to head to the woods and are getting ready to camp and suddenly...Thor shows up. "So you want to into my woods."

[@hinogod201]

Thor with a superman shirt🤣

[@dave_bed]

God the cotton eye joe segment was so satisfied 😅

[@SloppySlothKing]

Not going to lie, I really enjoyed this role play and everything you did. Was great to watch 😂 You deserve way more subscribers dude!

[@missyrose2154]

This is one of my favorite videos you have done . Definitely going on the rewatch list 👏

[@yxcvbnmmnbvcxy544]

The pat down of that bag was really tingly!

[@LukeSkywalker5714]

This still takes quicker then normal TSA lines😂

[@Swoost]

He skipped the cavity search

[@irenecrichton9279]

This is hilarious! The rulers, the books, the knives, 3 of clubs 🤣😂. So creative - better get my passport updated!

[@emocornstarch]

i feel like this man stands outside with his props waiting for an idea to come to him

[@dripwardo7112]

Him: ' so you want to go into my woods? '
Me: trying to figure out why i have a random suitcase and passport with me

[@McCr1ppleTheTribalChairman]

The woods obviously are a magical portal that transport you into another world

[@drlime8360]

I like to think that he has his camera on (or in front of) a tree in every outdoor video, and he does everything to the tree

[@idemiyouu7366]

The crinkles from the ruler bag 😍

[@jRadioPlaylists]

The funny thing is at the end there was an airplane (I believe) flying in the background. Looks like I missed my flight. 😆

[@takitachibana4757]

I’m convinced the Lorax turned human

[@Marta-hp9ed]

🥳 You did the full version!! Thanks! Thanks! Thanks!

[@trevorradny7770]

Man, I missed my flight because of how long this pat down took. But still, it's a pretty good video. I like it.

[@InfernoIFR]

Whispersoft after the 3rd patdown contemplating life: ".....Spread your arms again"

[@hamishwessing223]

“No superman tsa agent, there’s no reason to give me a cavity search”
*I’ve got a full bundle of 19th century dynamite sticks shoved up my ass

[@clayhenderson5721]

Cotton eye Joe hahaha love it man

[@fluxycube8380]

Would think I’m going into the pentagon the way I be getting searched 😂😂 love it tho

[@BeanzAviation3967]

This is my fav video youve done, crazy that its been nearly 10 months since you uploaded it wow! ❤🎉

[@lexikareen6093]

🎧hey, ur suppose to put us to sleep, not put "cotton-eyed joe" on repeat in my head 😂

[@stevan5087]

The knife is the least unwanted thing in the streets of his woods

[@McCr1ppleTheTribalChairman]

As soon as you said “where’d ya come from? Where are ya going?” I said “where did you come from, cotton eyed joe?”

[@JustWaterPipes_]

tingly & creative👍

[@vivian7406]

imagine being declared as a terrorist by this guy for having an overwhelming supply of books and rulers.

[@Shurzii_]

The fact that the boarding pass was literally cardboard had me giggling for five minutes instead of trying to relax 😂

[@TurnipTP]

If the lorax got a job at the airport

[@DreadlordMorgoth]

Finds a knife: passes

[@thehighground265]

U got to defend yourself

[@BeanzAviation3967]

@@thehighground265 Fr

[@KatiesCreativeCrafts]

As soon as he pulled out the gloves i was expecting a 'bend over and cough' joke.

[@thezebra31]

quite lucky he didnt do a cavity search 😱

[@EASIllinois]

whole different genre of video

[@gz5405]

That’s on the Patreon ;)

[@almighty1158]

Nahhhh

[@riyaansheikh7470]

6:27 "Eggs squishy" 😂( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@PalePearl]

Why is that very first sentence so Rick Grimes? 😭😂

[@xGravesyte]

“IN THE WOOOOOOOOOOOODS”

[@iderk_0154]

I've searched the entire comment section to make sure I wasn't the only one, he sounded so much like Rick in them beginning

[@juabranchess]

oh so good!!

[@fluffybirdy]

Dude, Plane left an hour ago. Can you lemme go?

[@McCr1ppleTheTribalChairman]

This only took half an hour tho

[@Anonymouseyoutuber]

Awesome video

[@sokastvrs]

First! Nice video very well made!

[@jamesvanquish9565]

Asmr magic tricks would be great

[@SimsMoyal]

Again came just in time to rescue me
Thanks again Superman

[@DreadlordMorgoth]

nice ring!

[@jakobtokvam2596]

Could you make a two person TSA pat down in the future?

[@jamesvanquish9565]

Merch reveal. Sheeeesh

[@RowanD24]

I love the implication that culinary students commonly fit the profile of whatever hyperspecific forest terr*rist this guy is looking for

[@mariusv.dhulle1153]

I think the water is out of the bottle idk

[@noah23364]

Woods TSA eh? 😂😂

[@mlbbchado.194]

Man so funny do please another version but you found something on that bag

[@keb82]

coca cola🤨 coca😨 COKE😠

[@Anonymouseyoutuber]

😂

[@agatalr9201]

UA-cam says "translate to English" under this comment so I did bc why not it's 3am and it just went "coke 🤨 coke 😨 coke 😠" lmao 😭

[@hannahthoma2589]

In the beginning you sounded like Rick grimes HAHAHA

[@xGravesyte]

“IN THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS”

[@crazyhd0817]

Imagine you put fake blood on the knives

[@LILBIGMEAT420]

Ngl the gloves came on and I got a little scared

[@Unstrict]

I guess I'm going to war with a filet mignon

[@rustyshackleford1842]

Hey I have that shirt!🎉😅😋

[@sannejacobahelena]

Where’d you come from cotton eye joe caught me off guard 😂

[@topherguch3278]

Nice otf

[@ds7900]

Body cavity search

[@AkaJimmyAxel]

I think the description is supposed to say " pat you down"

[@alexisivanfloresmedrano3537]

No hay problema que sea mexicano??

[@agatalr9201]

no no eso no es un problema… pero sabes, eres un estudiante de cocina y eso es bastante sospecho 🤨

[@SpeakLowASMR]

Cotton eye Joe

[@crybaby_0ky]

bro you are the Simon Peg’s son

[@feikkilaama2700]

:)

[@the_memes_is_realll]

First

[@FriedolinsPlaylisten]

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