My favorite part from this video is the pen he used, that purple one. We use exact the same model at my workplace and the feeling of them is very pleasant. You can write very comfortable with them and the reminder because I say them tonight in this video was.... Let's say it gave me a sleepy and calm state of mind
It's already 12 am,and I'm still awake lol I have school tomorrow,this is making me giggle at the same time relaxed lol HAHAHHAHA hope I'll be sleepy soon
The best everything wrong asmr would be if you actually make it so the point of view is wrong so for example u cant hear when you ask if you can hear this and u just dont open fingers for the counting test
Sorry to tell you this buddy but I'm a tesseract, a construct far beyond your 3rd dimensional perception. Your limited measures could never truly capture even a fraction of my essence fr
I feel like this would go well with the Ephemeral Rift asmr video where hes trying to identify what kind of SCP you are. This guy was the person to report the anomaly lol
Tucking them golden hairs behind your ears made it look like big hoops earrings in the thumbnail bro and I instantly thought you were crossdressing for asmr until I read captions 😂
There's only one asmr sound that makes me mute the video and that's the sound of anything latex, like gloves or balloons, it like physically hurts my brain 😂
“What you’re not…is anatomically correct” 🤣 I’ve never been insulted in a way that makes me this amused before lol it’s unique.
Can you please tell me what on earth that means? I’m not a native so … maybe that’s why.
@@HesamVazifehdan Refers to the proportions of somebody's face or body.
Pov: you're a cloud person that keeps changing shape, just to annoy your favorite asmrist
Underrated comment.
I read this before I saw the video and now I can't stop thinking about it
This is genuinely so funny 😭
Facts
cringe
🎉Timestamps 🎉
0:00 measuring you 📏
5:42 cranial nerve exam 🧠
16:36 haircut 💇♂️
22:52 massage 💆♂️
16:43
Thanks for splitting them up
0:37 you sure about that 🤨
My favorite part from this video is the pen he used, that purple one. We use exact the same model at my workplace and the feeling of them is very pleasant. You can write very comfortable with them and the reminder because I say them tonight in this video was.... Let's say it gave me a sleepy and calm state of mind
My brain turned to mush reading this
Bro same😂😂
Yeah I have that same pen lol 😂😂
Pen
I wanted to fall asleep but when he started singing to hear the heartbeat😂😂😂 man, this is too good
Your a bean 1:21
Your not alive 6:32
Your hair is “amazing” 22:41
Your a pillow 26:20
Im watching this at 4 am (i can't sleep) and I keep waking up my husband with my giggling! This was just what I needed to relax!
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lol
Stop, quickly. This man will turn YOUR husband into HIS husband. He's too hot, too handsome. Stay careful.
Let him sleep
I come here to relax and at the same time practice my English. thank you for having such a clear accent!!
“I’m so sorry mam” had me wheezing
The "ahhh ahh ahh ahh staying alife" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
POV: you're an Eldritch being not bound by Shape, measurements or 3 Dimensions being measured by a mere human who can't comprehend your form
That was exactly what i was thinking
Bro finally gets me😂
I'm a turkey
I was skipping around just cause I was curious and I landed on 6:29 and started dying laughing cause I have heart failure and it just hit home XD
It's already 12 am,and I'm still awake lol I have school tomorrow,this is making me giggle at the same time relaxed lol HAHAHHAHA hope I'll be sleepy soon
Idea: Patient tells doctor everything is opposite. Sharp is dull. Dull is sharp. Light taps can be felt and hard taps can't be felt.
My first time seeing this asmrtist. Dude you’re hilarious 😂😂😂 thanks for the laughs
One of my favourite Asmr artists at these moment.❤
when he said stop breathe i really stopped and right now I'm writing from the paradise
The "You sure about that" sounded exactly from the original I swear, anyone else agree?
“What do you mean? Have I been shaving rocks with this? Of course not…” uhm r u sure?
I love when you use the pen in videos especially to measure or line things up. I hope you use it more 😀
I'm only 4 minutes in and I am crying! So good.
“Iiiiii don’t know how my hands touched” got me good
ahhh please do a fast and aggressive writing sounds video! i loved it in this
"why didn't you tell me you didn't want you mustache shaved? i'm so sorry... ma'am" i laughed so hard
Everything was perfect. Please can we have the correct version of this one🌸the comedy was too good😂
I couldn't control my laugh at the end, this is amazing
8:30 😂😂😂 احتاج رأسي ورقبتي اخي
Im meant to be sleeping but i cant stop laughing. You are amazing. Singing to the compressions made me snort with laughter
you okay Angelina Pregnant
Hi Doc McStuffins Hey what's going on what wrong
your heart
The end of the haircut one cracked me up so much
4:45 that caught me so off guard XD
THIS IS SO FUNNY AND STRANGE, I LOVE IT
When he said breathe in and STOP BREATHING…I’m embarrassed how long I held my breath before I realised I could stop 😂
POV : you’re the character on the character creation screen switch back and forth between playable races 😂
the way u ran out of the room after we asked u a mirror😭😭😭😭
POV: Shape shifter goes to cranial nerve exam
19:14 😂😂😂😂😂😂 the moment u realised u brushed someone’s hair off 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
wtf i was a pillow? the plot thickens.
I watched this to try and sleep bc it’s 6am and I can’t stop laughing 😭😭😭😭
0:09 never have i tingled this early in a video but that was amazing
This shiz is was too funny ... 😂😂😂 the staying alive bit .... Running away lol
0:26
1:39
2:43
4:01
6:44 I was not execting that, but it made me laugh a lot
14:33 best part
The best everything wrong asmr would be if you actually make it so the point of view is wrong so for example u cant hear when you ask if you can hear this and u just dont open fingers for the counting test
This is the type of videos I like the mst of you! You're way too hilarious and good hahah
that was interesting man! nice job
6:41 ☺️😳☺️😳 man im flabbergasted
I heard the rain in the background and got excited, so I paused the video to check, and was immediately disappointed 😭
Ah ha ha ha stayin alive stayin alive
6:45 😂lol
22:45 😂😂
17:35 too 😂😂
16:40 is that Vivaldi "Winter" tune????
OMFG THE STAYING ALIVE PART 😭😭😭
6:30: "Don't breathe"
Okay i guess....
POV: I’m not even a human👾
Sorry to tell you this buddy but I'm a tesseract, a construct far beyond your 3rd dimensional perception. Your limited measures could never truly capture even a fraction of my essence fr
I Came back to the video and the first thing i saw from the continuation was 22:43 🤣🤣
Just amazing
I love at the end of the video he just has a metal breakdown that he was massaging pillows the entire time💀
these are my favorite to respond to in person because I just use the opposite 😂 like "are you sure?" no I am absolutely not sure
The reference to giving rocks haircuts
I hope tonight is my last
@@Ihngrsclarify
@@Ihngrsyou GOOD bro bro?
When the barber ran away 💀💀
6:47 oh my god😅😅
God 😂😂 your videos are so amazing ❤
“Geez o Pete” this guy has to be from the Midwest 😂
Just trust me. 12:26 lmao
💀💀💀
Great video
It looks like hes in Markipliers recording room💀🤣
I love his videos, he's so funny!
I feel like this would go well with the Ephemeral Rift asmr video where hes trying to identify what kind of SCP you are.
This guy was the person to report the anomaly lol
“Follow this with your eye- not your nose what”
the nicholas cage of ASMR
i love your videos with lots of dialogue and funny acting
HOW HE DIDN’T BROKE THE CAMERA !!!?
The doctor: “Thomas had never seen such bs before”
WHERES MY HEARTBEAT☹️ KEEPING ME ALIVE💃💃💃🕺🕺🕺🕺
Fire ❤
I’m a shapeshifting potato
While it’s been crazy because of hurricane idalia I thought it was raining but it was just the background 😭
loveeeee🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
My sweet dreams are made of this
Have fun measuring what’s not there
Nah he lost himself at the beginning of cranial nerve exam 😭😭
To be fair the barber was one of the only ones who succeeded with something
When can I breathe now
you look like Josh from the Blair Witch Project movie omg
*uno reverse card* i acknowledged everything you asked and you said the opposite thing happened
POV : You are Plastic man and doing asmr on you 😂
Ich habe starke positis Lunge Befall könntest du mir helfen hallo Vögeln tut's auch mache sogar komischen Geräusche innen drin mich erfährst probiere❤
Pov you keep getting harassed by a person who wants to do all jobs in the world
"Im so sorry ma'ma" 😨
i think bro got his license as a barber from wish
Tucking them golden hairs behind your ears made it look like big hoops earrings in the thumbnail bro and I instantly thought you were crossdressing for asmr until I read captions 😂
Frist and last ASMR video i saw
POV: Me (non-euclidian person) trying to get any documents
22:45 In 2x 😂😂😂
There's only one asmr sound that makes me mute the video and that's the sound of anything latex, like gloves or balloons, it like physically hurts my brain 😂
imagin if its just some guy who had a "few" birth defects and illneses and maby some other things and he just is like >:I (uts 3 am for me
You’ve got a point 😂 also! Go to bed bebe gay some rest
What are you 3:46
Edit: the timing was a little off
Момент когда он такой ГДЕ ТВОЕ СЕРДЦЕ?! Вынесло
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