Lockdown & "Little Callum" Failure The WORST day ever

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  • Опубліковано 8 лис 2024

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  • @jamesmoore8461
    @jamesmoore8461 4 роки тому +628

    Solid “ AYUP” right there, 8/10. Big w for the corner

  • @TomCushnie
    @TomCushnie 4 роки тому +488

    If your sister plans on staying we require at least one prank a week for the rest of lockdown

  • @sebir777
    @sebir777 4 роки тому +269

    “Little Callum Failiure” if you don’t stop for NNN, NNN stops you

    • @lethalkingkez
      @lethalkingkez 4 роки тому +10

      Is this my life as a sexually active man over 931 times not even a 1000 times

    • @jamesthornton3539
      @jamesthornton3539 Рік тому

      ​@lethalkingkez no way he's counted every single shag he's had 😂😂😂

  • @Yaegara
    @Yaegara 4 роки тому +203

    the switch from happy to inevitably pissed off at 1:46 was incredible.

  • @matthewelliott6173
    @matthewelliott6173 4 роки тому +165

    931 times?
    931 TIMES?!
    He’s like James Bloody Bond

  • @nottomcarter
    @nottomcarter 4 роки тому +241

    This could quite possibly be the best video of all time.

  • @Ben-zg4vg
    @Ben-zg4vg 4 роки тому +233

    on the bright side at least you secured that piles medication, yes lad

    • @TheNuttyGamer
      @TheNuttyGamer 4 роки тому +3

      Come on the bees!!🔴⚪️🔴⚪️🔴

    • @joshrides3676
      @joshrides3676 4 роки тому +1

      The Nutty Gamer Man City ⚪️🔵⚪️🔵⚪️🔵⚪️

    • @cnirman5181
      @cnirman5181 4 роки тому

      I’m a Brentford fan too! COYB 🐝🐝🐝

    • @RobbieManic
      @RobbieManic 4 роки тому

      Could use the piles medication for a prank on Aimee

  • @Tomversal
    @Tomversal 4 роки тому +75

    I honestly feel for him with his sister moving there, it'd be torture!

  • @rachelturnedmeinto1388
    @rachelturnedmeinto1388 4 роки тому +83

    Callum dont let them stay, You're a true alpha, stand your ground

  • @charltonhex
    @charltonhex 4 роки тому +65

    We need a 1000th boom boom special when it happens 💪🍻

    • @ragingcomedy1835
      @ragingcomedy1835 5 місяців тому

      It’s not looking good at this point in time

    • @AlbinoLifting
      @AlbinoLifting Місяць тому

      @@ragingcomedy1835at least 932

  • @bobbats0517
    @bobbats0517 4 роки тому +33

    Jesus, he took ‘sponsored by honey’ to a whole different level

  • @coloradostatesenatorsteven7443
    @coloradostatesenatorsteven7443 4 роки тому +114

    You had boom boom 931 times?
    Applause for a bloody legend

  • @theultimategamer95
    @theultimategamer95 4 роки тому +32

    10 minutes of Callum raging, just what my day needed.

  • @TheBlackTemplar730
    @TheBlackTemplar730 4 роки тому +25

    Wasn't the whole point of moving to get away from his mom now he's back at square 1

  • @thomaswashington6330
    @thomaswashington6330 4 роки тому +21

    "We've gotta keep on marching, and we will do it together in the corner" Never a truer word spoken Callum

  • @benbastianiartmusic1421
    @benbastianiartmusic1421 4 роки тому +19

    I wish English wasn't my first language for a day so I could listen to Callum ranting and not understand a word xD

  • @jbfw1358
    @jbfw1358 4 роки тому +29

    Why don’t you get honey to move in with you over lockdown chief? Endless boom boom that way

  • @EpicBlade999
    @EpicBlade999 4 роки тому +14

    Only Callum’s luck to invite a woman round then his mum and sister to turn up at the same time and the woman to leave lol

  • @HyperSundew
    @HyperSundew 4 роки тому +19

    Praying for little Callum right now 🙏

  • @dynamitedog4949
    @dynamitedog4949 4 роки тому +97

    He was gonna smash Honey? I thought she was too posh for him

    • @xd-qg5dz
      @xd-qg5dz 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah, I thought they were friends or something

    • @dynamitedog4949
      @dynamitedog4949 4 роки тому +7

      @@pigandrunt bang on the money

    • @tom-uo1ov
      @tom-uo1ov 4 роки тому +2

      Haha yeah she did mate, in that vlog from a while back

    • @eatingburgers69
      @eatingburgers69 4 роки тому +4

      Also i swear he said that she got married and had kids. Callum being a player.

    • @platinumfalcon798
      @platinumfalcon798 4 роки тому +1

      I mean, she could've just noshed him off

  • @grenadecodes2281
    @grenadecodes2281 4 роки тому +25

    Anyone else just wait days on end ready for another legendary video?

  • @JW-zr4ju
    @JW-zr4ju 4 роки тому +21

    Not your mum and sister!!! Leave the family chat so you don't risk it again!

  • @clivesmith8491
    @clivesmith8491 4 роки тому +10

    “A feast is still a feast even if it is consumed in bitesized portions” 😂😂😂

  • @coloradostatesenatorsteven7443
    @coloradostatesenatorsteven7443 4 роки тому +76

    Little callums failure? Sounds disturbing

  • @randomnetfiend
    @randomnetfiend 4 роки тому +2

    *I remember Honey from the "Slightly noncey theme park".*
    I went to that theme park as a kid and can confirm it's quite noncey indeed.

  • @harveyalves2298
    @harveyalves2298 4 роки тому +5

    There’s no way this guy has had boom boom 900 times 😂😂😂😂

  • @jamiesomers3078
    @jamiesomers3078 4 роки тому +1

    Bro its Jamie (Scouser livin in Spain) day 1 supporter
    I love the way you say 'Weve' not 'iv' ..you include US as a collective - fairplay son
    YNWA

  • @iamtired1396
    @iamtired1396 4 роки тому +16

    hope little Callum gets his act together soon :/

  • @tosspotytp6341
    @tosspotytp6341 4 роки тому +100

    Something tells me you’re annoyed

  • @BringHimHome24601
    @BringHimHome24601 4 роки тому +2

    I’m in Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 genuinely sorry to here about lockdown Callum we all know what happened last time with the internet hope to see a new quaran-meme review

  • @gingercheesecake7357
    @gingercheesecake7357 4 роки тому +4

    Ayup Callum ever thought of running for prime minister?
    4:00 Mate just kick them out it's your house

  • @kimjackson3391
    @kimjackson3391 4 роки тому +1

    Oh Callum, I’m in tears of laughter here 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I really do hope you get some Boom Boom not long after lockdown 🤣😘 love from Lowestoft Suffolk 🥰

  • @DannyM-m7q
    @DannyM-m7q 3 роки тому +1

    Amy would be so proud. Save the water Callum

  • @seanmiller4486
    @seanmiller4486 4 роки тому +34

    I am a simple man I see a title like this I click it

  • @hardlyharry1147
    @hardlyharry1147 4 роки тому +1

    Whisk video took a right U turn when Amy and the rest of them came in, I thought he got evicted or something, I'm on the edge of my seat watching this RN

  • @bigbobbybig2459
    @bigbobbybig2459 4 роки тому +5

    Poor Callum, hope he gets some vacation

  • @quintessential20
    @quintessential20 4 роки тому

    We're just coming out of lockdown this coming Monday. Doesn't make sense as to why England and Wales did it at different times. Love your channel Callum!! Prob my fave channel!

  • @ProjectFlashlight612
    @ProjectFlashlight612 4 роки тому

    Having a 'flappy bird', shall we say, is common to all men now and again. Stress is the usual cause of a refused call of duty...

  • @BDB_721
    @BDB_721 4 роки тому +2

    Petition for Callum to show us his Nando’s or McDonald’s order

  • @curioticgamer1723
    @curioticgamer1723 4 роки тому +2

    Camera is shaking
    angry Callum
    I love it

  • @callumburford6619
    @callumburford6619 4 роки тому +2

    I feel sorry for Callum putting up with his sister and her vegan ways

  • @charliegirlize
    @charliegirlize 4 роки тому

    931 BOOM BOOMS!? .....Jeez Callum! 😧😧😧 . There’s so much I could say right now 😂. Are you being serious?! 😧🤣

  • @theog.a2212
    @theog.a2212 4 роки тому +1

    I’m sorry to hear that you are feeling like this Callum, and hope you feel better soon.

  • @binged8302
    @binged8302 4 роки тому +4

    Lockdown was non existent today, I went outside and everyone was walking around like it was happy days.

  • @aaron4310
    @aaron4310 4 роки тому +3

    That was just 10:15 of pure comedy gold!

  • @axelaxelrod9006
    @axelaxelrod9006 4 роки тому

    Believe me Callum it happens. Happened to me once before and it was just because I was too stressed and mentally preoccupied to get it up. Has nothing to do with your value as a man.

  • @djdjxcjcj
    @djdjxcjcj 4 роки тому +1

    If callum was a hero the AYU'P' will echo and strike fear into the hearts of the nonces

  • @georgianbay9589
    @georgianbay9589 4 роки тому +2

    the bigger the ego the bigger the tic tac

  • @danielburkett8657
    @danielburkett8657 4 роки тому +2

    I dont know how but his anger brings so much joy

  • @oliverpayne3710
    @oliverpayne3710 4 роки тому +3

    This man is actually going to get me through lockdown

  • @akhiosas
    @akhiosas 4 роки тому +4

    'Little Callum failure' Looks like Callum can't get it up

    • @solmoman
      @solmoman 4 роки тому +1

      ... for those under the age of 8 who doesn't understand the title.

  • @Walkthroughpanda
    @Walkthroughpanda 4 роки тому +4

    He’s counted how many times he’s had sex in his life 😂

  • @trxpxxadam
    @trxpxxadam 4 роки тому +2

    Callum for president

  • @_Sodapopp
    @_Sodapopp 4 роки тому +1

    1,000 of boom boom is like 1 every week for 20 years 😂 this guy is a stallion hahaha

  • @YegoYTP
    @YegoYTP 4 роки тому +1

    Betrayed by his own gentitals.

  • @karenfitzgerald5611
    @karenfitzgerald5611 4 роки тому +1

    One crisp ayup today Callum NICE!

  • @jmdev8775
    @jmdev8775 4 роки тому +2

    "Don't dispute December"

  • @ahwoof0712
    @ahwoof0712 4 роки тому +2

    Amy should be in an eternal lockdown

  • @JML-fy4od
    @JML-fy4od 4 роки тому +1

    the meme material on this video is absolutely magnificent

  • @Padderrss
    @Padderrss 4 роки тому +1

    931 times! Surely not

  • @mckane1636
    @mckane1636 4 роки тому +2

    Thank you callum ur alphaness has raised my spirits

  • @SM-ee8be
    @SM-ee8be 4 роки тому +14

    1 second in and loving it already

  • @stupidrevolver162
    @stupidrevolver162 4 роки тому +8

    Sad times man keep it up 💪🏻

  • @b3nclare
    @b3nclare 4 роки тому +1

    Get the caramel m&ms! They are classy!

  • @Mrwillyham
    @Mrwillyham 4 роки тому

    Little Callum knows it's NNN

  • @vigminitaur5359
    @vigminitaur5359 4 роки тому +2

    No nut november in general is a stupid idea.

    • @phoenixwright5743
      @phoenixwright5743 4 роки тому

      What makes No Nut November worth it is the following Destroy Dick December

  • @owenjolley351
    @owenjolley351 4 роки тому +1

    *This lockdown has just thrown my plans into complete chaos, I was expecting my local gym to be a key part of getting me through this year’s No Nut November smoothly but thanks to this second lockdown the gyms won’t open again until the 2nd of December. Are they complete sadists or what?*

  • @youtube_user420
    @youtube_user420 4 роки тому +2

    I knew he'd randomly cut into a rage but 4 rages in a row? That's not epic, I hope you're ok Cal

  • @iamtired1396
    @iamtired1396 4 роки тому +5

    stay alpha Callum 💪

  • @mr.100rupees3
    @mr.100rupees3 4 роки тому +1

    Should have sent them back to Bristol

  • @kiani-maebell7512
    @kiani-maebell7512 4 роки тому

    "Korn" sausages. I fucking love you, Callum 😂😂

  • @theofficialpringles
    @theofficialpringles 3 роки тому

    Callum said he got triggered when he walked into boots and then I realised the ad below the video was for boots 🤣🤣

  • @mumbus1180
    @mumbus1180 4 роки тому +2

    great to have you back callum!

  • @AytensLife
    @AytensLife 4 роки тому +1

    I love when he gets angry🤣

  • @charliebuckley1546
    @charliebuckley1546 4 роки тому +1

    0:45 Callum on the coke, up the corner

  • @BrunoGuimarães39
    @BrunoGuimarães39 4 роки тому +15

    Callum, is "little Callum" your son ?

  • @ActuallyLinden
    @ActuallyLinden 4 роки тому

    That was one of the best Ay Ups I've heard. Made my fucking day.

  • @jcollins1755
    @jcollins1755 4 роки тому

    He counts the amount of times he had boom boom🤣🤣

  • @gamer003guy8
    @gamer003guy8 4 роки тому +1

    Cal looked like he did after the 72 hours awake challenge lol

  • @brettjones9590
    @brettjones9590 4 роки тому

    Little Callum needs waking up with a tin of beans

  • @BrunoGuimarães39
    @BrunoGuimarães39 4 роки тому +1

    I love the way he says "video".

  • @terrier7502
    @terrier7502 4 роки тому +1

    Amy's Returns!!!! the spazmoid

  • @xxitactical_8723
    @xxitactical_8723 4 роки тому +5

    The Ayup was decent, the p, was great, but I’ve seen better.

  • @BradleyJaques-bradjj
    @BradleyJaques-bradjj 4 роки тому +3

    I love you 😂😂❤️🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🙌🏻😂😂

  • @keithscott1082
    @keithscott1082 4 роки тому +1

    CALLUM VOTES UKIP

  • @SR-tr6rd
    @SR-tr6rd 4 роки тому +1

    I knew I was in for a great vid as soon as I saw the title lmao.

  • @jacksonmemet7108
    @jacksonmemet7108 4 роки тому

    STAY STRONG IN THE CORNER!!!

  • @MichealRackstraw
    @MichealRackstraw 4 роки тому

    We just finished an 8 month lockdown here in Australia 🇦🇺

  • @Dave-pv3ry
    @Dave-pv3ry 4 роки тому +2

    Sorry to hear about the erectile dysfunction Callum ☹️

  • @matthewbourner5242
    @matthewbourner5242 4 роки тому

    Big man Cal gets triggered everytime he enters a supermarket!

  • @vegalyra1517
    @vegalyra1517 4 роки тому

    The cheek of his mum and his sister tho omg

  • @jamesthompson6762
    @jamesthompson6762 4 роки тому +1

    I thought Honey was just a friend Callum?

  • @RobbieManic
    @RobbieManic 4 роки тому

    You could find a way to put that pile cream to good use - thinking, if you put it in Aimee's vegan tea, perhaps?

  • @jordanbutterfield508
    @jordanbutterfield508 4 роки тому

    Callum you will get me through lockdown thank you

  • @davetillu7095
    @davetillu7095 7 місяців тому

    Cal this is the greatest rant ever!

  • @aarondoodles3380
    @aarondoodles3380 4 роки тому

    Take a bloody chill pill, mate!

  • @mespritx797
    @mespritx797 4 роки тому +6

    Only channel I still watch on UA-cam

  • @plfanonyt
    @plfanonyt 4 роки тому

    “Fap freely” needs to be a quote more commonly used

  • @azariathenerd6408
    @azariathenerd6408 4 роки тому

    I feel so sorry for you Callum

  • @thetokensaregood1965
    @thetokensaregood1965 4 роки тому +3

    Callum could you go undercover as an emo or a vegan person or something?