Yeah but is it worth the time? Tbh u better off going to a strip club or getting a real girlfriend than getting drafted in a cell because of a kiss plus the b is ugly *OMP*
@@mob8757 Dutch decided he really didn’t want Marybeth instead of Molly anymore, he wanted Pokimane. He just needed the gang and Arthur to have a little goddamn faith. “Arthur, I had a goddamn plan”, “Have some goddamn faith” - Dutch 1899, 2022
“Kiss the card” *Kisses the card* “Now put the card back” *Puts the card back* *Starts shuffling* “is this your card?” “OMG YES!! How did you know?” “ehh, the lipstick.”
“You have to kiss me” *runs away like I’m being shot at* Edit: dear god this is the most likes I have had thanks so much! Edit 2: JESUS F**KING CHRIST HOW IN HELL DID THIS GET 6.6K LIKES ONH THANK YOU!
As an avid card player, both me, my big brother, and 2 of my friends, ALWAYS carry a deck of cards. I have a deck in both my winter and summer jackets, and one in my bag that i take to work. You'll never find me unprepared xD (Then again i'm also a collector of card decks so i miiight not be a good example for the average people xD)
@@djmaster1995 Yes, because clearly she had met this guy on a dating app before this happened. We can change the meaning of almost anything if we decide to just ignore context, so perhaps let’s not.
I was honestly just expecting him to pull the card away right before she kissed it and catch her unawares
I expected him to kiss the card
Right, like he’d ask her to close her eyes first, and then go for it then. That would have been so much worse
Yeah but is it worth the time? Tbh u better off going to a strip club or getting a real girlfriend than getting drafted in a cell because of a kiss plus the b is ugly *OMP*
Man's a player lmfao
@@meliodas69420 man’s a player (derogatory)
And he went on and kissed every card he had💀
LOLLLLLL
On both sides
He probably rubbed his dick on all of the cards before he did this
underated
😂😂😂😂😂😂
bro tried so hard
Fr
risky but brave 🦍
@@jayeshs1847 fr fr 🦍
And got so far
But in the end
bro had a plan damn.
“I just needed some goddamn faith”- dutch
God's plan
most complicated unspoken rizz
@@mob8757 Dutch decided he really didn’t want Marybeth instead of Molly anymore, he wanted Pokimane. He just needed the gang and Arthur to have a little goddamn faith. “Arthur, I had a goddamn plan”, “Have some goddamn faith” - Dutch 1899, 2022
@@yomamazlemonade7645well yeah pokimane would make him more money
“Kiss the card”
*Kisses the card*
“Now put the card back”
*Puts the card back*
*Starts shuffling*
“is this your card?”
“OMG YES!! How did you know?”
“ehh, the lipstick.”
This got me
That’s a true magician
Powerful magicks...
Rizz magician
“You have to kiss me”
*runs away like I’m being shot at*
Edit: dear god this is the most likes I have had thanks so much!
Edit 2: JESUS F**KING CHRIST HOW IN HELL DID THIS GET 6.6K LIKES ONH THANK YOU!
not ruining 420
1.7k likes and there's only 1 comment BRUH 💀💀💀
tell me ur from america w/o telling me ur from america
Crime after the edit bro
@@nemo6261 normal day in america bro
I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA FIND THE CARD N KISS IT SO IT WOULD BE A INDIRECT KISS
Yeah I thought when she kissed the card he would kiss the card
Does he just carry around a deck of cards just in case he sees pokimane?
LMAO
Lol
As an avid card player, both me, my big brother, and 2 of my friends, ALWAYS carry a deck of cards. I have a deck in both my winter and summer jackets, and one in my bag that i take to work. You'll never find me unprepared xD (Then again i'm also a collector of card decks so i miiight not be a good example for the average people xD)
@@space_kittyhe could even be a street performer or maybe that's just his way of picking up girls 😂
the real pro move would be to make sure she gets a king. and then be like ah it's fine. I already got one kiss and show her card.
I was expecting him to sell the card ngl 💀
Knowing this world that card would probably sell for 2K
@@mastervegeta8405 Worth 2k tons of Anti-Matter for the simps.
@@mastervegeta8405 bro this shit would be sold for like 35k
@@Gabriel-ft1ug the guy that have the card probably has kissed or done something dirty with it at this point of time
The rizzler himself
dude that’s so weird
It just sounds like a bad pickup line to me🤣
If she was up for it it wouldn't have been
@@tjthoma7295 People aren’t typically up for kissing strangers they’ve never met before…still very weird.
@@Deathranger999 never heard of a dating app, huh?
@@djmaster1995 Yes, because clearly she had met this guy on a dating app before this happened. We can change the meaning of almost anything if we decide to just ignore context, so perhaps let’s not.
bro probably swallowed the card when he got home 😂💀
Gotta give the man props for the creativity and smoothness.
You misspelled creepy and immature
@@threedogsinatrenchcoat6336 i mean that’s what I thought, but if she was chill with it, it’s all good
Naw that's weird
@@threedogsinatrenchcoat6336 you misspelled butthurt and insecure
@@threedogsinatrenchcoat6336please explain how
The most normal pokimane fan
She almost executed a powerful jutsu with that hand sign
Bro went for it
Man thought he was big brain lol
Legends say that he's still searching for the card that pokimane kissed 🤣
tbf the card she kissed probably has her lipstick, either that or he kissin every card
It sounds like the magician was the rizzard of oz.
Dude had rizz. 💀
Bro is the adolf rizzler
I honestly I don't have the confidence to say hello to people I don't know. So huge props that guy.
so all the people you know reached out to you first
Bro was too scared to reply ☠️
@@DFFD_X LOL
The fact that bro actually practised that💀
Fr 💀
Bro made a presentation before it. 💀
I tried so hard and got so far...
But in the end it doesn't even matter...
"I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter"
nah bro was down bad 💀💀💀💀
poki: everytime i-
the dude: AHAHAHAHAHHGAHA
bro smooth with it tbh
That just sounds like your average pokimane fan honestly.
"Your not funny nigguh" that's what I hear everytime I see pokimane open her mouth💀
😂
Mad respect for that dude right there he is a top g
No he’s an idiot and embarrassed himself
carring a deck of card what a looser
Yeah top gutter
What a hard working creep
the mythic lord of the rizz
That was a smooth move ngl
that card will be sold on ebay 💀💀
Bro the rizzler 💀
Two bro’s chillin in a hot tub 5 feet apart cuz they’re not gay!
Magic trick? Maybe it was Disguised Toast. 😂
Pick a card
Me: *takes his credit card*
Dude probably smelled the card she kissed 💀💀
At least he still have the card
bro got the magician rizz
He was waiting for that moment his entire life
Bro's a W wingman
Bro fumbled the bag
I thought he was gonna make her sign it and then just run for it
Almost smooth, but he missed a step.. 😂😂💀
I thought after she put her card back he was gonna say “now close your eyes real quick” ❤
Tbh it kinda sounds like an actual magic trick but I think it was both
Bro was trying to smell the card she kissed
I was expecting him to kiss the same card
The Rizzician
Now i cant show pokimane a magic trick 😭
Bro was so down bad 😭
Unspoken rizz
Bro is on a new tier of "being down bad"
I thought the magic trick was gonna be to close ur eyes 💀
Welp, he tried
Bros got that nonchalant rizz
To be fair, on a first date that would be smooth but not by going up to a person way no way boy😭
Cant blame him for trying
The way he laughed
I mean. He might’ve actually had a magic trick going
Guy named magic tricks:
mans got rizz
plot twist: he found the card
Some people are down bad af bro 💀
What would've he demanded if he asked her to blow the card
💀
ayo 🤨📸📸📸📸
Legend has it that Bro was having “fun” with that card the very next day
He was on a mission ✊🏿
RIZZ TACTICS
Jokes on her that cards now worth over 200k dollars
Boi it doesn't worth shit
@@Omgtiredit is, don't underestimate the simps.
the misa misa sweater 😁
She looks like a mom. Idk why y’all are soo into her 😂
Bro can just kiss the card.
Can't blame him
I thought he was gonna pull a queen then kiss
That deal with it was lit
subtitles are so sick bro
Can’t blame him for trying
It is enough internet for today
she pulled the 😎 in real life
I legit thought he would kiss the card
I was half-expected him to just kiss the card
had the balls to do it!
Plot twist: that’s how he can actually find the card
He shot his shot and missed
Bros rizz is too much
he had that magical rizz
Mission failed you’ll get em next time
That dude would be likes
"Mission Failed Fall back"
He shot his shot
the Simps for a solid 4/10 is staggering
Bro has unlimited rizz
people are so weird.... her specifically...
Bros the Rizzasaurus Rex
Imagine getting to beat it up and saying poki
"Now you have to kiss me"
Punches offender's face with all the strength that God put in me*
Offender?
What “offender”
Hope she sees this bro
I can’t believe we still have heroes like you to protect us in this world 🥺🥺
Who hurt you?
Bro could've just kissed the card and said "tah dah! We kissed"