Charlie Watches The Presidential Debate

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  • Опубліковано 26 чер 2024
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  • @praetoriancorps
    @praetoriancorps Місяць тому +15276

    A 81 year old and a 78 year old running for president in a country that has a life expectancy of 76

    • @ashdog9235
      @ashdog9235 Місяць тому +833

      Hey! The life expectancy is decreasing so you know….

    • @-PaperPlane-2060
      @-PaperPlane-2060 Місяць тому

      The globalists want you ended with qwackscines and other things hence the decreasing lifespan.

    • @omeganeoz
      @omeganeoz Місяць тому +298

      And they both look mad angry😭

    • @ColtenKubitz
      @ColtenKubitz Місяць тому +345

      At least one of them can make coherent sentences

    • @jazzlaugh6578
      @jazzlaugh6578 Місяць тому +719

      ​@@ColtenKubitzDebatable

  • @manydoorsedboy6579
    @manydoorsedboy6579 Місяць тому +21332

    "What are you going to do about child care?"
    Trump and Biden: "This guy next to me fuckin sucks."

    • @russell-gt1dy
      @russell-gt1dy Місяць тому +583

      That's what grandparents are for. Next question

    • @SaltySparrow
      @SaltySparrow Місяць тому +82

      @@russell-gt1dy lol wtf.

    • @matthewstout6798
      @matthewstout6798 Місяць тому +44

      Your opinion means nothing anime 🤡

    • @FaultehBoi
      @FaultehBoi Місяць тому

      ​@@matthewstout6798 you are the clown 😶

    • @jarrmann
      @jarrmann Місяць тому +65

      no one wants to answer that question because it sucks

  • @propelledgaming9441
    @propelledgaming9441 Місяць тому +4521

    ''How do you plan to fix the American healthcare system''
    ''I would smoke this dude in golf, just saying.''

    • @satzbau9185
      @satzbau9185 26 днів тому +140

      "I've seen your swing, I know your swing."

    • @Entelover
      @Entelover 26 днів тому +71

      "I'll do it if you carry your bag, do you think you can do it?"

    • @mrshinybald2739
      @mrshinybald2739 25 днів тому +19

      Bro I fucken enjoyed that part

    • @ShortFuseMan
      @ShortFuseMan 25 днів тому +8

      ​@@satzbau9185
      I know this is off-topic, but Miku with an RPG-7 goes hard. Yeah, not gonna lie. Also, epic channel description. Cool and good, etcetera, etcetera‥…

    • @Creamy-1988
      @Creamy-1988 22 дні тому +6

      We beat Medicare

  • @igeljaeger
    @igeljaeger Місяць тому +636

    americans really watch 2 seniors say "no u" for an hour

    • @angel_of_rust
      @angel_of_rust 29 днів тому +7

      would you want younger politicians doing it for you then? that's the government in a nutshell.
      why does age matter when they all do it? ironically Trump has been one of the best politicians and presidents America has ever had.

    • @dollarbillzz
      @dollarbillzz 21 день тому +40

      @@angel_of_rustwhat😭😭

    • @tuskactu4820
      @tuskactu4820 21 день тому +21

      @@dollarbillzz he just wanted to come up with some bullshit that lets him call trump the best 💀

    • @primalboi96
      @primalboi96 20 днів тому +3

      @@angel_of_rustcap

    • @primalboi96
      @primalboi96 20 днів тому +3

      @@angel_of_rustObama

  • @sourturtle3964
    @sourturtle3964 Місяць тому +16244

    South Park has the easiest episode ever, they don’t even have to make up the dialogue

    • @Figgy20000
      @Figgy20000 Місяць тому +1271

      Imagine if South Park released an episode and it was literally just the 4 kids sitting in front of a TV watching the debate unedited...

    • @user-te7sm4nf9c
      @user-te7sm4nf9c Місяць тому +104

      south park never talk bad about biden they are liberal

    • @WesleyAPEX
      @WesleyAPEX Місяць тому +100

      South Park hasn’t said a word about Brandon yet. South Park is a joke.

    • @Fragrantcanary
      @Fragrantcanary Місяць тому +248

      @@WesleyAPEX it is a comedy, so you aint wrong

    • @Peepaw_Afton_Art
      @Peepaw_Afton_Art Місяць тому +203

      @@user-te7sm4nf9cThe South Park creators are not liberal nor conservative. Matt and Trey are centralists.

  • @nihlus9589
    @nihlus9589 Місяць тому +10184

    "Mr. president, you are old as f*ck."
    "Well first of all, I used to be young 60 years ago."

    • @THamm-xt8jm
      @THamm-xt8jm Місяць тому

      Number 2, I ate my son’s crack to gain immortality

    • @patricklong1558
      @patricklong1558 Місяць тому

      They're both old as fuck. Only a 3 year difference between the two

    • @FluffySylveonBoi
      @FluffySylveonBoi Місяць тому +108

      I bet he would rather say something unrelated and then babble about something semi relevant to the previous topic.

    • @ArrowMaster_
      @ArrowMaster_ Місяць тому +59

      *"sLeePY jOe neVEr FiXEd tHE pOvERtY rAteS"*

    • @CRMdrifter
      @CRMdrifter Місяць тому +89

      Number 1. Number 2, eheferkyr I won the Olympic gold in the 1969 Panama kfetfeumemem.

  • @Plushpup-hf2ng
    @Plushpup-hf2ng Місяць тому +637

    "so next question on-"
    "shut the fuck up and let me countinue"

  • @marmar_rat
    @marmar_rat 23 дні тому +205

    👴🟥: Im better at golf than you!
    👴🟦: What did you say?
    Its just two grandpas arguing and going off topic 😭

    • @Twink6629-lg3te
      @Twink6629-lg3te 13 днів тому +1

      This comment is golden lmao here take this 🏆

  • @dalegribblebountyhunter59
    @dalegribblebountyhunter59 Місяць тому +20575

    Trump: **Talking**
    Biden: 😦🥴😮😵‍💫😀😞

    • @imbored_wastaken
      @imbored_wastaken Місяць тому +1296

      There's not a signle thought behind Biden's eyes😭

    • @samneuman6580
      @samneuman6580 Місяць тому +530

      @@imbored_wastakenoh yeah there is “where are the sniffables at?”

    • @PoleOutGod
      @PoleOutGod Місяць тому

      @@samneuman6580weird

    • @theelectro6812
      @theelectro6812 Місяць тому +201

      He looks like the first guy from LA noire with those facial expressions kek

    • @TheTulerie
      @TheTulerie Місяць тому +48

      I mean he immediately started rambling 😂

  • @Raykushi
    @Raykushi Місяць тому +15656

    "It looks like biden temporarily powers down in between question to conserve battery"
    Holy fucking shit LMAO

    • @RagePage
      @RagePage Місяць тому +221

      Shit killed me😂

    • @EALS-pb5rs
      @EALS-pb5rs Місяць тому +47

      I checked your comment 1 second before he said it lol

    • @gentlemanbassfishing2528
      @gentlemanbassfishing2528 Місяць тому +21

      Damn 😅😅😅

    • @buddyguy4723
      @buddyguy4723 Місяць тому +31

      People from the street just call that nodding off.

    • @FeXi13579
      @FeXi13579 Місяць тому +9

      Timestamp?

  • @zacklepplin2872
    @zacklepplin2872 29 днів тому +1598

    No matter if you’re a republican, a democrat, unaffiliated, any other party we have to all universally agree we are so cooked. We just watched the two presidential candidates fight over golf.

    • @JaykeoSaurus
      @JaykeoSaurus 26 днів тому

      The US had a super strong economy under Trump and I really don't see how the US would be cooked. All Trump did was be straight up and post on Twitter that hurt people's feelings lol. 1.85 for gas vs 4.80 for gas. That's an example of a dude who knows what he is doing and another dude who doesn't know what they are doing. Also Trump literally did not have to do anything tbh and he knows that. The more he lets Biden talk the better he looks already. I really can't wait for all the fear mongering to look dumb as hell once Trump is in and the US somehow becomes better and we are all saving money. But of course no one is gonna acknowledge it. 😂

    • @matthopkins480
      @matthopkins480 26 днів тому +80

      I don’t know life was pretty good under trump till Covid came

    • @zakkzillaops
      @zakkzillaops 26 днів тому +7

      Agreed.

    • @Toxic-tn7xu
      @Toxic-tn7xu 26 днів тому +86

      @@matthopkins480rewatch that debate dude, then tell me we’re not cooked either way

    • @joshdugas8421
      @joshdugas8421 25 днів тому +88

      @@matthopkins480I disagree. He served as an example for what a president should never be. He personally perpetuates misinformation and incites division. He blatantly took credit for economic policies put into place before he came into office. He is rude and embarrassed our country on the global stage. Let’s not give that nonsense praise. We can give him another 4 years since it really doesn’t matter who we pick at this point, but let’s not look back on that like it was good in anyway lol

  • @orangecapy
    @orangecapy 28 днів тому +272

    Why does Biden sound like my text to speech tool on my pc?

    • @phantom4167
      @phantom4167 28 днів тому +45

      your text to speech is probably more coherent than him honestly

    • @john-j2y
      @john-j2y 4 дні тому

      at least your tts can read

  • @Linxyy
    @Linxyy Місяць тому +6853

    them completely ignoring the questions and just tearing each other apart is hilarious

    • @deathpie24
      @deathpie24 Місяць тому +173

      And exactly as expected

    • @anguslees960
      @anguslees960 Місяць тому

      Trump is using that time to make sure people understand what Joe biden said about the last question is fact checked. Biden made so many lies like the border patrol endorsing him lol and then they come out and said thats is the absolute opposite

    • @Ichigo_7777
      @Ichigo_7777 Місяць тому

      low IQ take. would you rather hear them tlak about irrelevant stupid questions, or about the most important things that are going on ? you can see Charlie as well in the beggining asking "what does that have to do with childcare ?" which is a room temperature IQ take. Trump was talking about the process which, if continued, will completely destroy the country and everyone in it. believing that childcare comes even close in importance would prove very low IQ, which is fine I'm not saying you're inferiour or anything, just really stupid.

    • @Pwnr145
      @Pwnr145 Місяць тому +107

      "Number 2-"
      -thank you President Biden

    • @johnycomaro
      @johnycomaro Місяць тому +87

      Ive never watched a debate before...but are they all like this? Have i been missing out all this time?

  • @ExplosiveBean1
    @ExplosiveBean1 Місяць тому +13860

    “Fentanyl deaths have gone up in both of your presidencies”
    Both of them: “nuh uh”

    • @JohnSmith-op7ls
      @JohnSmith-op7ls Місяць тому +992

      Obama in the shadows: Lol, how do they not know it was me

    • @realmstupid-on8df
      @realmstupid-on8df Місяць тому +30

      Lmao

    • @LordZub4291
      @LordZub4291 Місяць тому

      ​@@JohnSmith-op7lsand his cousin George Bush. After 911 200% of heroin consumption increased. I wonder if it had something to do with invading the poppy fields in the middle east

    • @JemFire
      @JemFire Місяць тому +556

      part actually made me upset bc the drug epidemic is serious lmao. they dont even answer the questions at all

    • @GamingKing545
      @GamingKing545 Місяць тому +62

      just end the war on drugs

  • @enzoperruccio
    @enzoperruccio 28 днів тому +186

    It's a bit sad that when they talk about opioids they just mention ways to detect and ban them instead of looking at WHY people are consuming them in the first place. Supply will always exist as long as there's a demand for it.

    • @JabbyCrabby-bi7jj
      @JabbyCrabby-bi7jj 17 днів тому +2

      @@enzoperruccio tru

    • @real_smilegamez
      @real_smilegamez 17 днів тому +3

      So what do you suggest we do about losers who turn to drugs?

    • @JabbyCrabby-bi7jj
      @JabbyCrabby-bi7jj 17 днів тому

      @@real_smilegamezforced rehabilitation

    • @enzoperruccio
      @enzoperruccio 17 днів тому +31

      @@real_smilegamez They aren't losers, they're just people who couldn't find their way through life, either because of lack of support or just bad luck. Calling them losers is the most immature and ignorant thing you can say when it's not even their own fault most of the time. The system is broken and doesn't care about those who fall, be careful when making fun of others because you aren't safe, nobody is.

    • @LocustLocust-wc7mv
      @LocustLocust-wc7mv 17 днів тому +1

      @@real_smilegamezHey man lots of people who do drugs make the money you live off of

  • @appealingdarkness5677
    @appealingdarkness5677 27 днів тому +997

    Markiplier is 35. He should run for president.

    • @nastynamed1892
      @nastynamed1892 25 днів тому +96

      He has my vote

    • @sketchedout4080
      @sketchedout4080 25 днів тому +76

      He would do a better job atp💀

    • @ThugShakerCentral54
      @ThugShakerCentral54 25 днів тому +24

      Oh absolutely 😭

    • @WomanOf100Faces
      @WomanOf100Faces 25 днів тому +45

      I mean. We already call him the King, and he DID release a video on his birthday about being old enough to run.
      VOTING FOR MARK!

    • @MrJaySoN777
      @MrJaySoN777 24 дні тому +19

      There's a joke about The Bite of '87 here somewhere. I just know it.

  • @vengeance93826
    @vengeance93826 Місяць тому +27232

    I love biden’s looks when he’s not talking. He is making faces from LA Noir

    • @cerberus1166
      @cerberus1166 Місяць тому +600

      so like hes pooping?

    • @kevinsmith7287
      @kevinsmith7287 Місяць тому +393

      I like the noise he makes when he shuts up.

    • @theamazingcj2748
      @theamazingcj2748 Місяць тому +834

      This is literally the perfect description of his demeanor. When he's talking, he's an Oblivion NPC, when he's stagnant, he's an LA Noire suspect.

    • @maddazza9557
      @maddazza9557 Місяць тому +19

      😅

    • @Bane520
      @Bane520 Місяць тому +72

      I feel like Trump is the one making LA Noire faces lol, Biden is not expressive enough

  • @hostilepacifist275
    @hostilepacifist275 Місяць тому +2850

    The question reappearing at the bottom after they've got so off track that it's irrelevant is so funny

    • @themarksmanxii7256
      @themarksmanxii7256 Місяць тому +30

      ikr😭

    • @RyanBrown-jb3rp
      @RyanBrown-jb3rp Місяць тому +11

      nothing off topic about it. one side showing we waste spending. he responded to someone calling him the worst, he responded back, overspedning is his response to hit.....stop overspending...then we can afford what the initial question was about. The fact biden used the word Credit = Inflation!

    • @placefeature5329
      @placefeature5329 29 днів тому

      it's sad that the sinor abuse that's going on with Biden!

    • @mtmcommunity
      @mtmcommunity 29 днів тому

      @@RyanBrown-jb3rp Trump supporters are a cruel joke in society and you're waisting our oxygen. Go do something about

    • @toxi101yt5
      @toxi101yt5 25 днів тому +5

      @@RyanBrown-jb3rp damn now hostilepacifist275's comment isn't funny anymoree!! 😕😕😕😕

  • @Laffy_i13ll
    @Laffy_i13ll 16 днів тому +48

    Trump vs Biden need to do a 18 hole golf tournament to decide who is president

    • @Laffy_i13ll
      @Laffy_i13ll 16 днів тому +1

      Not to mention it would feed families

    • @SmoothieJazz85
      @SmoothieJazz85 4 дні тому +1

      They need to do that in wii sports

  • @addicttt
    @addicttt Місяць тому +212

    Biden’s facial expressions is just so funny. It looks like he is trying to invent new different expressions 😂

  • @hiddenvlogs7973
    @hiddenvlogs7973 Місяць тому +3959

    I love how Biden is either squinting or has his eyes wide open 😂

    • @benjaminradez2679
      @benjaminradez2679 Місяць тому +229

      He’s gotta cycle through the pre-set animations 🤣

    • @Super-Saiyan-Blue-Gogeta
      @Super-Saiyan-Blue-Gogeta Місяць тому

      That's cause they very likely drugged him in order to keep him awake.

    • @MadMax-de5uh
      @MadMax-de5uh Місяць тому +87

      I honestly think he’s an animatronic

    • @jabanan
      @jabanan Місяць тому +34

      ​@@MadMax-de5uhhes just 81 years old

    • @JustAlphaa
      @JustAlphaa Місяць тому +41

      He has to keep himself from falling asleep

  • @vassilisglympatsos4133
    @vassilisglympatsos4133 Місяць тому +1839

    presidental debate 🚫
    golf debate ✅

    • @chuucake
      @chuucake 27 днів тому +4

      😭

    • @demongamer_IX
      @demongamer_IX 23 дні тому +5

      Ah yes, because golfing is just as important than being a president...
      Actually in their age I think that's most they do.

    • @jameing3176
      @jameing3176 22 дні тому

      @@demongamer_IX MCB.

    • @demongamer_IX
      @demongamer_IX 22 дні тому

      @@jameing3176 No I just find this who event funny that’s all.

    • @eternalsun13
      @eternalsun13 21 день тому +3

      to be fair... we'd all watch that golf game

  • @ednanocapes
    @ednanocapes 25 днів тому +77

    bro both of these old men have this scary almost eerie way of answering a question without actually answering it

    • @angel_of_rust
      @angel_of_rust 24 дні тому +12

      lying, dodging and ignoring the question isn't exclusive to old people y'know

    • @ednanocapes
      @ednanocapes 24 дні тому +3

      @@angel_of_rust never said it was

    • @PerfectedInDeath
      @PerfectedInDeath 19 днів тому +4

      never heard a politician speak then I’m guessing 🤣

    • @cakecwkecake7479
      @cakecwkecake7479 13 днів тому

      its not scary at all they literally just ignore

    • @rozeypeyton285
      @rozeypeyton285 3 дні тому

      i think that’s just all politicians but these two are old politicians that don’t really see the future but only the past

  • @americathecountryball8358
    @americathecountryball8358 22 дні тому +92

    That poor debate guy asking the questions

    • @Vollification
      @Vollification 22 дні тому +12

      "What did I do in my past life to deserve this?"

    • @americathecountryball8358
      @americathecountryball8358 18 днів тому +2

      @@Vollification Exactly

    • @Wake-up90
      @Wake-up90 18 днів тому +5

      ⁠@@americathecountryball8358I mean he is a leftist cnn worker so why should u feel bad 🤣

  • @TheRealRealMClovin
    @TheRealRealMClovin Місяць тому +5330

    These guys argued with calling eachother the worst president in history nearly the whole debate.
    Neither one of them got really offended until their golfs skills were questioned LMAO

    • @ARCtrooper_bliz02
      @ARCtrooper_bliz02 Місяць тому +244

      Who cares about ww3 i can kick a ball better

    • @Bleeglesplotch
      @Bleeglesplotch Місяць тому +322

      ​@@ARCtrooper_bliz02yeah, because everyone knows you kick golf balls....

    • @kalebarmentrout4384
      @kalebarmentrout4384 Місяць тому +151

      @@BleeglesplotchI hope nobody kicks my golf balls….

    • @stevemclovin1566
      @stevemclovin1566 Місяць тому +41

      Nah, joe got pissed with trump when his son got mentioned.

    • @authentictaco8166
      @authentictaco8166 Місяць тому

      Thats simple, thats because golf is the only thing they actually can take full responsibility for. Everything else they’re just puppets

  • @brandenmanuel2037
    @brandenmanuel2037 Місяць тому +18901

    2020: Grumpy Old Men
    2024: Grumpier Old Men

    • @where_art_thou_mary_j
      @where_art_thou_mary_j Місяць тому +912

      grumpier, specifically older men

    • @Cloudaddy220
      @Cloudaddy220 Місяць тому +291

      TRUMP 2024

    • @Wulk
      @Wulk Місяць тому

      I would vote for literally anyone else but this two ancient brain death dementia patients

    • @sm7Vx
      @sm7Vx Місяць тому +150

      Only Biden came across as old. Must hurt so bad

    • @asianpotatofarmer1310
      @asianpotatofarmer1310 Місяць тому +669

      @@Cloudaddy220no. Both of them should not have been running for president

  • @gabrielmartel7970
    @gabrielmartel7970 25 днів тому +99

    Its a shame to see two friends fall apart like this, they toughed through the FNAF games together and now they are bickering even more

  • @anomalouscrow4853
    @anomalouscrow4853 26 днів тому +96

    If I wanted to spend my time watching fossils stand next to each other I’d visit a museum

  • @aussj4link214
    @aussj4link214 Місяць тому +4347

    This is an actual episode of South Park.

    • @PipeBombPaladin
      @PipeBombPaladin Місяць тому +34

      That sums this up pretty well. Sadly 😭

    • @I_love_pugs567
      @I_love_pugs567 Місяць тому +64

      Kanye ain’t sounding too bad ngl

    • @abmtz8537
      @abmtz8537 Місяць тому

      Turd sandwich vs giant douche

    • @bobbyboost100
      @bobbyboost100 Місяць тому +12

      ​@@I_love_pugs567Kanye is still worse.

    • @BagofMilk
      @BagofMilk Місяць тому

      Turd Sandwich v Giant Douche

  • @remcosl4115
    @remcosl4115 Місяць тому +4598

    everytime Biden looks at Trump, it looks like he sees him for the very first time

    • @jackrabbit1704
      @jackrabbit1704 Місяць тому +351

      He can barely hide his confusion and anger, the man is demented.

    • @Utilizador-gs3lx
      @Utilizador-gs3lx Місяць тому +171

      Love at first sight

    • @AntonHofscheisser
      @AntonHofscheisser Місяць тому +97

      ​@@jackrabbit1704fr my granpa has it too. Kinda sad he cant enjoy his last years in an eldery care

    • @freeckotreecko
      @freeckotreecko Місяць тому +9

      ​@@Utilizador-gs3lxomfg what I wanted to say

    • @TheNutzak
      @TheNutzak Місяць тому +117

      He forgets every time and is surprised of the famous Home Alone 2 actor being there.

  • @smokejc
    @smokejc 29 днів тому +135

    Those two are an absolute nightmare. People watching from other countries can't help but think it's just satire and there's actual capable candidates.

    • @MamaAki
      @MamaAki 23 дні тому

      My biggest worry is if Trump win, he'll back USA out if NATO, giving Russia a reason to start taking more land.
      I live in Sweden, was anti NATO. Now that we're in it for bigger defense, if USA leave, we'll be cooked :p

    • @ericstaples7220
      @ericstaples7220 22 дні тому +2

      People love Trump in other countries.

    • @Dualdisc23
      @Dualdisc23 22 дні тому

      @@ericstaples7220 technically correct, seeing how "people" is a relative term. There are more than 2 people who love Trump. The majority however jokes about him as a clown, sees him as the worst president to ever take office. A potential dictator. Someone who completely lost his marbles. Then they see Biden and see someone who has one foot in the grave and forgot where his other foot is. The respect people have had for America has never been that low. Putin totally loves his puppet Trump though.

    • @5k3m.
      @5k3m. 21 день тому

      @@ericstaples7220pffffffffft😂😂😂

    • @m3371
      @m3371 20 днів тому +2

      @@ericstaples7220 yeah, russia loved him so much they put him in office in the first place 😃

  • @supermaxr5093
    @supermaxr5093 26 днів тому +36

    I love how charlie is really good at criticizing both. He doesn’t really show much of a bias in any direction so he doesn’t offend anyone

    • @johnnybravo9194
      @johnnybravo9194 26 днів тому +3

      Yep, he's great at fence-sitting.

    • @NeocrimsonX
      @NeocrimsonX 24 дні тому +5

      Tbf they are both dogwater were screwed either way.

    • @supermaxr5093
      @supermaxr5093 24 дні тому +2

      @@NeocrimsonX Yeah everyone usually has a slight preference. Good for him regardless i enjoy ppls content no matter what ha

    • @meatymeat717
      @meatymeat717 22 дні тому +1

      ​@@johnnybravo9194 I rather fencesitting than choosing these two old clowns lol.

    • @Twink6629-lg3te
      @Twink6629-lg3te 13 днів тому +3

      I would argue that being right in the middle is also a bias. Charlie 100% leads the centrist route.
      Not having bias is impossible, and being a centrist is fine but depending the topic of debate centrism can be kinda problematic. Especially when it comes to more “human rights” type topics.
      Charlie is going to show himself as apolitical as possible to not alienate any of his audience, so he can make as much money as possible and not piss of his fan base.

  • @bernardolibertucio5483
    @bernardolibertucio5483 Місяць тому +4814

    This would be very funny to watch if they weren't the FUCKING PRESIDENTS OF UNITED STATES 😭

    • @nDayanHN
      @nDayanHN Місяць тому +434

      It's pretty funny to see from another country tho

    • @jordanturner6908
      @jordanturner6908 Місяць тому +116

      I’m not from the US and I don’t find it funny, especially when a similar situation is happening here in my country

    • @bobbydumpling9
      @bobbydumpling9 Місяць тому +71

      @@jordanturner6908I’d argue it’s more fun to just watch the whole circus clown performance unfold and laugh along with it though. People often like to take life too seriously haha

    • @heilamwether8911
      @heilamwether8911 Місяць тому +60

      @@jordanturner6908it’s really morbid comedy:
      You know it’s going down, but to see it so openly is even funnier. (Also, people are kinda tired, and they feel like they don’t have control, so let’s see what the people decide to do.)

    • @adnan_honest_jihadist5775
      @adnan_honest_jihadist5775 Місяць тому +5

      it is hilarious for me as a half german half turkish ex-atheist sunni hanafi muslim to see the downfall of usa and its presidents

  • @thenuggy5417
    @thenuggy5417 Місяць тому +2044

    why did this whole debate feel less like a presidential debate and more like two random elderly men sitting at a bar arguing

    • @Koroeatspotates
      @Koroeatspotates Місяць тому +132

      Cause thats what it is

    • @wildspirewarrior211
      @wildspirewarrior211 Місяць тому +33

      And that's the sad and scary part

    • @mcflurryfrostie
      @mcflurryfrostie Місяць тому +56

      ​@@wildspirewarrior211 the real sad and scary part is that half of the voters don't see what we see and think their guy "won" the debate.

    • @flazedog1647
      @flazedog1647 Місяць тому

      @@mcflurryfrostie exactly people need to realize that both of them are going to to ruin this nation

    • @kenadrian27
      @kenadrian27 Місяць тому

      You mean one senile old man arguing with his old but present caregiver

  • @JoaoMarquinhoooooooos
    @JoaoMarquinhoooooooos 26 днів тому +38

    18:29 HE SAID IT! HE SAID THE THING!

  • @VOlDTALES
    @VOlDTALES 28 днів тому +68

    Best Biden clip is when secret service is pointing him where to go after landing in the white house lawn and he just walks off into the distance in the middle of the yard

  • @LazyCatIsFat
    @LazyCatIsFat Місяць тому +4411

    "How are you going to make healthcare more affordable?"
    "Erm...the guy beside me? Yeah...very stinky!!! No good!"

    • @mirabil3
      @mirabil3 Місяць тому +63

      whoever was asking those questions needs a raise

    • @tonypatino1765
      @tonypatino1765 Місяць тому +12

      NPC who didn't watch video

    • @iroboskelly4421
      @iroboskelly4421 Місяць тому +166

      @@tonypatino1765 this comment summarizes the entirety of the childcare segment, so it's pretty spot on if you ask me

    • @tombstone2254
      @tombstone2254 Місяць тому

      @@tonypatino1765dumbass

    • @QuantizedAxiom
      @QuantizedAxiom Місяць тому +44

      ​@@tonypatino1765lmao u didn't even watch the debate clearly, they avoided hard questions like the plague

  • @boxes_full
    @boxes_full Місяць тому +9991

    Biden: look, the fact is, we can’t…we don’t… look. Here’s the deal. And this is no foolin.
    Trump: There are 10 billion Guatemalans attacking the Lincoln memorial right now.

    • @a_passing_cloud
      @a_passing_cloud Місяць тому +570

      Of all the comments, this is the one that really kills me 😂

    • @brandtcarroll9316
      @brandtcarroll9316 Місяць тому +110

      😂😂😂 This is good

    • @AB-wk6ve
      @AB-wk6ve Місяць тому +210

      Love seeing Instagram memes on UA-cam comments.

    • @Ixmaya7
      @Ixmaya7 Місяць тому +129

      As a Guatemalan, this made me laugh dawg😂

    • @mikehawkertz9237
      @mikehawkertz9237 Місяць тому +241

      I mean, we have an immigration problem.

  • @Tre-k8r
    @Tre-k8r 26 днів тому +56

    They sound like my uncles arguing at Thanksgiving

  • @TundraTheBlueQuaker
    @TundraTheBlueQuaker 26 днів тому +99

    The most AI generated candidates on earth 😂

  • @chandler_martian
    @chandler_martian Місяць тому +5834

    When the biggest confrontation in the debate was about golf, you know we’re fucked.

    • @thefloridaman41
      @thefloridaman41 Місяць тому +350

      Technically it started because Biden tried to take a shot at Trump’s weight and Trump said he just won 2 golf tournaments and Joe can’t even swing a club.

    • @bageltortilla4057
      @bageltortilla4057 Місяць тому

      honestly let’s just get rid of the election and make them play golf till one wins

    • @chandler_martian
      @chandler_martian Місяць тому +632

      @@thefloridaman41 Screw the votes let’s get these guys on the green. Winner takes the Oval Office.

    • @billyhammer4754
      @billyhammer4754 Місяць тому +194

      @@chandler_martian trump easily clears biden in golf

    • @CorporalGrievous93
      @CorporalGrievous93 Місяць тому +62

      @thefloridaman41 He took a shot at Trump being obese when he tried to publish that he was weighing like 210 or 220. And golf is NOT a measure of fitness. Might as well brag about your prowess in darts lol.

  • @TheAero16
    @TheAero16 Місяць тому +7112

    The videos of them playing Elden Ring/CoD and roasting each other don't seem that farfetched anymore😂

    • @InVinoVeratas
      @InVinoVeratas Місяць тому +117

      It'd at least ve entertaining while they decide which one takes America from the backround reacharound.

    • @Spookiefu
      @Spookiefu Місяць тому +185

      they were never deepfaked yk it was a real gaming sesh

    • @vicevilla9949
      @vicevilla9949 Місяць тому +81

      They do. Joe biden actually talks coherently in those videos

    • @jaredford417
      @jaredford417 Місяць тому +38

      Honestly, they should have opened the debate with showing them those videos and asking what they thought about them.

    • @7eddiii
      @7eddiii Місяць тому +13

      fellow presidential zomboys enjoyer i see

  • @eliasmaissour437
    @eliasmaissour437 21 день тому +17

    watching these two debating is like watching the debats we used to do in middle school. That's probably an insult to middle schoolers

  • @xen.7140
    @xen.7140 13 днів тому +10

    Watching this as a non-American is entertaining. This whole debate feels like something straight out of Rick & Morty.

  • @randymarsh27
    @randymarsh27 Місяць тому +13202

    It’s outright elder abuse

    • @chrishouterman4772
      @chrishouterman4772 Місяць тому +487

      Bro, for real. His wife is gonna be dragged through the mud for this. That said, they both did TERRIBLY. How is this where we are lol

    • @souljaboy.6668
      @souljaboy.6668 Місяць тому +131

      vote kendrick

    • @ssk58607
      @ssk58607 Місяць тому +374

      @@chrishouterman4772joe did worse, far worse

    • @chrishouterman4772
      @chrishouterman4772 Місяць тому +344

      @@ssk58607 They both sound like toddlers stuck in old men’s bodies. One of them is still learning to talk and the other brings up his golf game to show competency for president of the united states lol. Almost every question was deflected by both of them to talk about how much the other guy sucks and maybe the biggest “wtf” about the whole thing is that the closest thing to a real back and forth we had was about them playing golf…. You are right, Joe definitely “lost” but that’s like saying episode 5 of the Acolyte was the best episode yet lol it’s still a wet fart. 💨

    • @chrishouterman4772
      @chrishouterman4772 Місяць тому +46

      @@casewojo6186 But he’s my favorite candidate, you just made that up in your head because you cant cope with criticism at all lol. That said, both sides do that too.

  • @sophyyz
    @sophyyz Місяць тому +1624

    the debate got so unserious to the point where they literally started arguing about who was better at golf

    • @I_miss_doge_and_technoblade
      @I_miss_doge_and_technoblade 28 днів тому +75

      Joe bidens face: 😞😵‍💫
      Trumps face:🥴🤨

    • @user-yr4rk3by9t
      @user-yr4rk3by9t 23 дні тому +4

      ​@@I_miss_doge_and_technoblade 😂

    • @ericstaples7220
      @ericstaples7220 22 дні тому +11

      Biden was the one who brought it up. Trump told him to stop acting like a child, which is fair.

    • @I_miss_doge_and_technoblade
      @I_miss_doge_and_technoblade 22 дні тому +18

      @ericstaples7220 yap yap yap trump fans and biden fans both was childish and no you can't change it

    • @shadowyzephyr
      @shadowyzephyr 21 день тому +7

      @@ericstaples7220 trump's name-calling opponents is the definition of childish... the only reason he took it easy this time was because biden is clearly losing cognitive capacity and trump didn't want to look like he was shaming an elderly man...

  • @chaotika693
    @chaotika693 27 днів тому +56

    Why are they ignoring the questions??? It makes them look horrible, this is comical

    • @johnnotrealname8168
      @johnnotrealname8168 24 дні тому +3

      It does sure but this is politics.

    • @jonahmays
      @jonahmays 23 дні тому +4

      @@johnnotrealname8168it wasn’t always, I’ve been rewatching the older debates 😭 look at some Obama v Romney debates, it’s just depressing to compare them

    • @johnnotrealname8168
      @johnnotrealname8168 23 дні тому

      @@jonahmays They were for show. It was only because one of them was a horrible candidate. Go back to 1984.

  • @chasesmith4248
    @chasesmith4248 29 днів тому +188

    the fact our presidents went from mutually respecting n truly caring about the US to just gossiping about eachother like school girls

    • @Foogi9000
      @Foogi9000 26 днів тому +17

      Honestly they're a perfect representation of how decayed the United States as a country has become over the past 100 years

    • @lifedeather
      @lifedeather 26 днів тому +3

      Average school girl moment

    • @plasmanip3998
      @plasmanip3998 26 днів тому +3

      Thanks republicans for nominating a extremist candidate

    • @Fankas2000
      @Fankas2000 26 днів тому +11

      They never cared, they just pretended.

    • @jfktheciavictim2988
      @jfktheciavictim2988 25 днів тому +9

      This has been happening since before you were alive. You must me new here

  • @ThaTruFily
    @ThaTruFily Місяць тому +2242

    America is a country that can be described in a single word:
    Afootaffttfaaafoot

    • @leroysanchino
      @leroysanchino Місяць тому +76

      Trumanensunapressure

    • @titanderp
      @titanderp Місяць тому +11

      What😨

    • @beatles42ohgg94
      @beatles42ohgg94 Місяць тому +94

      @@titanderp thats an actual quote from joe biden a few years ago when he was president.

    • @beatles42ohgg94
      @beatles42ohgg94 Місяць тому +45

      @@titanderp and i dont think he elaborated after the fact. he normally doesnt, cause as trump says "i dont think he knows what he just said"

    • @Onlyspaceman
      @Onlyspaceman Місяць тому +10

      @@beatles42ohgg94 leave him alone he got dementia, he probably don't even remember where he is

  • @KiikoVT
    @KiikoVT Місяць тому +1007

    This wasn't a debate, CNN tricked everyone in to watching an SNL skit

    • @PostalKirby
      @PostalKirby Місяць тому +27

      it was an idea for south park

    • @oel734
      @oel734 Місяць тому +4

      Were you entertained? That's the question. lol

    • @danielkornegay659
      @danielkornegay659 27 днів тому +3

      Wish that was true right now this country is so fucked.

    • @seg162
      @seg162 23 дні тому

      Nah, that has to be a felony

  • @luv4.sadiee
    @luv4.sadiee 22 дні тому +17

    they argue like siblings 😭

  • @Birdsharna
    @Birdsharna 19 днів тому +14

    Crazy how Bill Clinton is younger than both of these two candidates rn

  • @clowdyathv1916
    @clowdyathv1916 Місяць тому +1986

    Our country is COOKED.
    This whole debate was just two grandpa's arguing like 5th graders wtf

    • @TopazToken
      @TopazToken 28 днів тому +103

      fr, yall gotta either vote a felon or a fossil.
      i feel bad for yall
      btw nice pfp
      edit: an angry felon, a dying corpse, and a brainworm

    • @deangrandoit1065
      @deangrandoit1065 27 днів тому +8

      @@TopazToken Rfk Jr bro

    • @r1ri58
      @r1ri58 27 днів тому +12

      People say it’s cooked every election

    • @jakobtime
      @jakobtime 26 днів тому +6

      @@r1ri58 facts, its always so dramatic.

    • @RedKnight26
      @RedKnight26 26 днів тому

      Yep

  • @jaredford417
    @jaredford417 Місяць тому +3313

    They both have the WILDEST idle faces when the other is talking.
    Trump: 🥴
    Biden: 😵‍💫

    • @shotgunchris
      @shotgunchris Місяць тому +268

      Trump: 😎
      Biden: 😵

    • @shanustheanus
      @shanustheanus Місяць тому +392

      Trump: 😒
      Biden: 💀

    • @Insanity_Wolf
      @Insanity_Wolf Місяць тому +96

      Literally like watching toddlers. 😂

    • @LezArtist5iG
      @LezArtist5iG Місяць тому +118

      Trump kept making the kissing face. 😽

    • @malclaire
      @malclaire Місяць тому

      Trump had a dad hearing bs from his kids look.
      And his resting fat lip scowl.
      Biden was violated and honestly hope they stop abusing him.

  • @wasabionYT
    @wasabionYT 29 днів тому +57

    Our literal presidents have less ability to concentrate on a topic and I have adhd, a mental disorder that literally makes it hard to stay on one topic…..

    • @wasabionYT
      @wasabionYT 29 днів тому +1

      less ability to concentrate on a topic than me.

    • @videogameplayer0552
      @videogameplayer0552 29 днів тому +1

      Trump is doing great. Biden not so much.

    • @gyranix
      @gyranix 25 днів тому +1

      Unfortunately short term memory loss is more effective then ADHD in terms if topic disruption lol

  • @Ethan-yd4gn
    @Ethan-yd4gn 19 днів тому +45

    Its wild how desensitized the country has gotten to how absolutely absurd it is to have these two people running for the highest ranking position in the entire country

    • @blackjackjester
      @blackjackjester 15 днів тому

      Not anymore!

    • @Ethan-yd4gn
      @Ethan-yd4gn 15 днів тому

      @@blackjackjester true that

    • @TheDarkOne3141
      @TheDarkOne3141 11 днів тому

      Well, I’m not American. But the choices are:
      A) And old guy who has super power saving mode on all the time
      B) Anither old guy, but he’s younger

  • @dspursuer
    @dspursuer Місяць тому +1974

    "I am a gigachad based square jaw wojak and you are the crying soyjak" "no I am the big muscular doge and you are the tiny crying doge"

    • @thatswhatsgood24
      @thatswhatsgood24 Місяць тому +116

      Debates in 20-30 years

    • @LeafBoye
      @LeafBoye Місяць тому +32

      ​@@thatswhatsgood24it can't come soon enough, it'll be streamlined and optimized for what the debate is really for

    • @Blackkey034
      @Blackkey034 Місяць тому +16

      Tiny crying cheems

    • @TheExFatal
      @TheExFatal Місяць тому +5

      ​@@thatswhatsgood24 how about right now?

    • @thatswhatsgood24
      @thatswhatsgood24 Місяць тому +6

      @TheExFatal we are close, we need a young millennial or an older zoomer to run for it to get to that point completely, I think.

  • @bryanchamberlain790
    @bryanchamberlain790 Місяць тому +1640

    "i dont even think he knows what he said there" is hilarious

    • @alhassanqadry
      @alhassanqadry Місяць тому +1

      when's that?

    • @bryanchamberlain790
      @bryanchamberlain790 Місяць тому +85

      @@alhassanqadry i think it happened before Charlie started watching or maybe it was cut out for some reason but in the full debate there’s a part where Biden talks incoherently for like 10 seconds and then the cnn people stop him and then trump says “I don’t know what he said at the end there, and I don’t think even he knows what he said there.”

    • @BonW
      @BonW Місяць тому +1

      ​@@bryanchamberlain790I can vouch, saw Jacksfilms' stream as it happened and that was a good moment

    • @dimeadosen8372
      @dimeadosen8372 Місяць тому +36

      ​@@bryanchamberlain790 it was "I dont know what he said a the end of that sentence and I don't think he knows either

    • @grasscow1869
      @grasscow1869 Місяць тому +1

      What's the timestamp?

  • @MeMyselfAndK
    @MeMyselfAndK 21 день тому +13

    The avoidance of questions that are centered towards quality of life towards the people of the United States in pursuit of conquest and political prowess is horrifying.

  • @PrettyLittleSoulEater
    @PrettyLittleSoulEater 29 днів тому +95

    Biden actually said skibidi toilet at one point 😭😭😭

  • @aryanbarnwal5645
    @aryanbarnwal5645 Місяць тому +1793

    "Joe Biden temporarily powers down to conserve battery."
    Charlie LOL.

  • @Moistynuget
    @Moistynuget Місяць тому +2436

    I find it hilarious how both of them just silently agreed to go after each other and ignore the questions.

    • @matthoon3737
      @matthoon3737 Місяць тому +322

      Tbf the questions were fucking stupid. I don’t care if trump will accept the election. I wanna hear about how I’ll be keeping more of my paycheck.

    • @someguyonyt2831
      @someguyonyt2831 Місяць тому +105

      @@matthoon3737 Right ? Like, who TF cares about climate change ? World get cooler doesn't make my bill any less cheaper.

    • @carbonwolfx1487
      @carbonwolfx1487 Місяць тому

      @@someguyonyt2831 Moron, in 40 years we will have the biggest immigration crisis in history and the people of the future are just going to go "well at least they kept their paychecks"

    • @loudsilence377
      @loudsilence377 Місяць тому

      You'll have to care about climate change when major cities end up underwater. Those paychecks won't mean shit in Atlantis​@someguyonyt2831

    • @veonncaines7063
      @veonncaines7063 Місяць тому

      ​@@someguyonyt2831 You're so ignorant it's funny 🤣. If you think climate change does not affect your money, then I have bad news for you. Especially if you're young, in a few decades we will be crying even more about the same shitty situations

  • @𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓭
    @𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮𝓭 Місяць тому +75

    Just as there's a minimum age for presidency, I feel like there should be a maximum. Both of the candidates need to be put in a retirement home, not in office.

    • @richlew7768
      @richlew7768 15 днів тому +1

      Except the former President has more energy than most of 'youngins' combined.

    • @iiimaskyiii7816
      @iiimaskyiii7816 12 днів тому +2

      ⁠@@richlew7768that’s actually just false. He’s way more inept than most “youngins” and regardless, you genuinely believe that’s enough? My 80 year old great uncle has more energy than trump and Biden combined but that doesn’t mean he’s fit for presidency. What a strange marker for presidents to fit into in your minds.

  • @pandarouge91
    @pandarouge91 16 днів тому +5

    This whole debate is a fever dream. It embodies the meaning of “truth is stranger than fiction.”

  • @ShaquilleOatmeal849
    @ShaquilleOatmeal849 Місяць тому +3816

    The retirement home debate goes hard

    • @Will-nn3pb
      @Will-nn3pb Місяць тому +16

      Best comment iv seen 😂

    • @turnip1744
      @turnip1744 Місяць тому +63

      Sharp old man vs demented old man

    • @drilltotheheavens1695
      @drilltotheheavens1695 Місяць тому +123

      @@turnip1744I don’t care who think the sharp one is but he’s about as sharp as the corner of a hallway.

    • @DaisyAnnieBlossom
      @DaisyAnnieBlossom Місяць тому +24

      @@drilltotheheavens1695 The corner of a hallway is sharper than tapioca pudding.

    • @Wulk
      @Wulk Місяць тому +76

      ​​@@turnip1744 Bro two Dinasours are still two dinosaurs both are as sharp as a rusted edge of metal the fact that they can't even answer 1 question for hours

  • @alexandrabelloso2176
    @alexandrabelloso2176 Місяць тому +3621

    "So, what's the solution for childcare?"
    B: "He sucks! :("
    T: "Well he sucks more! >:("

    • @the-answer-is-42
      @the-answer-is-42 Місяць тому +191

      Politics at it's finest.

    • @piratekingluffy376
      @piratekingluffy376 Місяць тому

      Because some of these issues they try to bring up are bull shit, think about it logically. If you start drilling more, paying down the deficit, combat inflation and bring back manufacturing to the US. All of these things contribute to the lowering costs of EVERYTHING including child care.
      The left is too busy focusing on horrible green energy policies that kill jobs and communities

    • @asole100
      @asole100 Місяць тому +80

      Biden did answer regardless

    • @kingcreed348
      @kingcreed348 Місяць тому +28

      Well, if you had watched the debate, you'd see they both didn't have enough time to finish the previous question.

    • @REZOF_WILDMONKEY
      @REZOF_WILDMONKEY Місяць тому

      Ppl like you Is the reason we had Trump listen to the debate buffoon

  • @Raven1024
    @Raven1024 27 днів тому +12

    This shit is so...fucking...embarrassing to watch. It's even more embarrassing knowing that some people are swayed to think either of these people is a half decent candidate for literally any reason when they can't even stay on topic for a debate question.

  • @texansfan0528
    @texansfan0528 26 днів тому +25

    I've always heard that until the 90's or so, people treated the president like a celebrity. They loved him and everyone, even the contender, had massive respect for him. Personally, I wasn't alive back then, but we need that back.

    • @walter-vq1fw
      @walter-vq1fw 26 днів тому +2

      We have too much diversity to do something like that. Agreement comes from monogamous societies and the it's not even really a good thing for everyone to love the same person. Society would stagnate

    • @tWobithobo
      @tWobithobo 21 день тому +3

      ​@@walter-vq1fwI believe you meant "homogonous" instead of "monogamous," which seems to make more sense given the context, so the rest of this reply is assuming the former rather than the latter.
      We are more diverse than we were before the 90's, that is true, but not that much more, so saying our current disagreements are because of excessive diversity is off the mark. I would argue that the internet and the algorithmic bubbles created by social media have a much larger part to play in the polarization and conflict we are seeing today. Because negative content draws more engagement, people are focusing on the differences rather than the majority similarities people and groups have. That is both a Left and a Right issue currently.
      America has always been a tremendously diverse nation given each time period it has walked through, whether that be religious, ethnic, or racial diversity. Religously, in the beginning, most immigrants were white Europeans of either Catholic or Protestant faith. Both were broadly welcome in a time when the sting of the brutal religious wars in Europe were still fresh in everyone's minds, and the theocratic monarchies in Europe staunchly detested any who were not religiously homogonous with the regime. Ethnically, the majority of the immigrants were still coming from Europe in through the 20th century, though of course a large number of Africans were brought as slaves. Both are incredibly diverse ethnically and they bring/develop inner and outer race prejudices through the generations. We have always dealt with the melting pot of faith, ethnic heritage, and race-- it was just a different equation in the past. Now, we have far more non-white, non-judeo-christian diversity in the country. That equation looks different, but it is still possible to solve the problem of friction that that kind of diversity brings. Democracy thrives, indeed is built, on a high friction environment.

  • @666Shinedown
    @666Shinedown Місяць тому +1203

    I was almost crying when they were flaming eachother over their golf K/D R and challenging eachother to a 1v1.

    • @marcusmeins1839
      @marcusmeins1839 Місяць тому +7

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

    • @themagictoaster2472
      @themagictoaster2472 Місяць тому +2

      Not that far from the truth actually 😂

    • @-Jozef
      @-Jozef Місяць тому +1

      Clearly uneducated, sleepy joe will take so long to hit a shot that trump will need a McDonald’s break. And then they both die in old age

    • @ghengiskhan9308
      @ghengiskhan9308 Місяць тому +53

      i like how Joe is trying to say hes more capable than him but straight after he just forgets what hes saying

    • @kja6336
      @kja6336 Місяць тому +5

      @@ghengiskhan9308literally 80 year old Tito Ortiz

  • @Piev_
    @Piev_ Місяць тому +966

    I just hope they will still play Minecraft together with Obama after this 😪

    • @padtrick450
      @padtrick450 22 дні тому

      @@Piev_ too bad Biden got banned from the server 😮‍💨

    • @Ineedtheraphylikeyoue
      @Ineedtheraphylikeyoue 22 дні тому +37

      Fr my dad owns Minecraft so I will run for president if they dont

    • @dimitrishow_D
      @dimitrishow_D 20 днів тому +10

      Lollllll

  • @ALX65
    @ALX65 18 днів тому +9

    "To finish up."
    *finishes to talk trash about Biden*
    Bro i can't lmao☠

  • @humbertoalbisa1059
    @humbertoalbisa1059 28 днів тому +17

    3:15 Joe's Famous Thousand Yard Stare

  • @Shartfarter9000
    @Shartfarter9000 Місяць тому +1096

    this reminds me of those AI generated Minecraft plays where they're at each other's necks about diamonds and emeralds

    • @wtrflsh
      @wtrflsh Місяць тому +28

      honestly, now we only need elon musk running as well to make it full reality.

    • @archibald5128
      @archibald5128 Місяць тому +32

      @@wtrflshI think I would leave the country if Elon ran 💀

    • @wtrflsh
      @wtrflsh Місяць тому +5

      @@archibald5128 eh, cant be worse than trump

    • @tytool2385
      @tytool2385 Місяць тому +12

      ​@@wtrflsh Trump is very bad but I prefer Trump over a corpse.

    • @wtrflsh
      @wtrflsh Місяць тому +19

      @@tytool2385 fair. guess it all depends on what youre scared of more. someone impulsive who may make stupid decisions, or someone who is completely managed by his team, probably letting them do whatever they feel like doing.
      ive heard many people that are pro biden cause they consider the team behind him competent, and that they're voting less for him and more for them.

  • @camelholocaust5149
    @camelholocaust5149 Місяць тому +1354

    "You're the worst president"
    "No you're the worst president"
    "You suck at golf"
    "You can't even carry your own bag."
    These are our choices? I'm voting for my cat.

    • @yankoelgueta1116
      @yankoelgueta1116 Місяць тому

      I'm sure a turd melting in the sun would be a better leader at this point

    • @FordMustangFoxbody
      @FordMustangFoxbody Місяць тому +187

      Markiplier just turned old enough to be elected as president. I'm just saying.

    • @comebackguy8892
      @comebackguy8892 Місяць тому +4

      Alice Cooper?

    • @ketaminefrog3897
      @ketaminefrog3897 Місяць тому +12

      Vote Kennedy

    • @UnLoCkeeD
      @UnLoCkeeD Місяць тому +8

      same, what's its name?

  • @grandmagaming101.4
    @grandmagaming101.4 19 днів тому +10

    We are so cooked bro 💀 I'm moving to Tahiti.

  • @El_Rtgounidis5
    @El_Rtgounidis5 27 днів тому +5

    The fact that they had the question on the screen and that they werent even answering it makes it even funnier 😂

  • @temp0_remix
    @temp0_remix Місяць тому +2078

    This is like two drunk uncles arguing at christmas

    • @RachelRichards
      @RachelRichards Місяць тому +76

      I think it's like a drunk old guy arguing with a drunk old guy who has dementia.

    • @SessmaruKusanagiGaming
      @SessmaruKusanagiGaming Місяць тому +16

      2 drunk uncles WITH DEMEMTIA. 😂😂😂😂

    • @MattNotFat
      @MattNotFat Місяць тому +10

      And one of them is clearly more drunk than the other.

    • @BackflipsBen
      @BackflipsBen Місяць тому +12

      Most of the debate I was feeling bad for Biden, that his handlers would let him get to this state and still carry on instead of just freaking retire in peace already. There were some parts that were absolutely hilarious though, like the whole golf part where Trump baited Biden hard.

    • @ARCtrooper_bliz02
      @ARCtrooper_bliz02 Місяць тому +1

      NaHhHh

  • @genericnathan2926
    @genericnathan2926 Місяць тому +1463

    The fact that they’re not arguing over who the best president is, and that they’re arguing over who the worst president isn’t is crazy.

    • @jijowajaknxanma3439
      @jijowajaknxanma3439 Місяць тому +40

      Trump said he was rated one of the best though

    • @youdonegoofed
      @youdonegoofed Місяць тому

      Biden lied about being approved by certain orgs, Trump didn't.

    • @noodlesrgood1119
      @noodlesrgood1119 Місяць тому +4

      Stop yapping

    • @WillZill
      @WillZill Місяць тому

      @@jijowajaknxanma3439 and Biden said he was rated one of the worst… it’s almost like they are both yapping to the screen to get our votes.

    • @lincolnrogers4353
      @lincolnrogers4353 Місяць тому +51

      @@jijowajaknxanma3439 In his opinion. 200 historians rated him last out of every single president in us history.

  • @powerpoleextend
    @powerpoleextend 26 днів тому +8

    U.S presidential debate is one of my fav things ever. My dad asks me "hey you wanna watch the debate? .. ill buy food and we can laugh." Hell yeah i wanna watch it lol.😊

  • @HerosEpicWorld
    @HerosEpicWorld 28 днів тому +5

    “And stay with us for just a moment”*silence

  • @TheGoudaGoblin
    @TheGoudaGoblin Місяць тому +4728

    “I never watch the debates” *always sunny theme
    *Charlie watches the debate*

  • @BrotherFinn882
    @BrotherFinn882 Місяць тому +1530

    You don’t need giant machines that cost millions to detect fentanyl. All you need is the SUPER DOG

    • @rehmit
      @rehmit Місяць тому +70

      SUPER DOG

    • @beanos2287
      @beanos2287 Місяць тому +138

      Honestly dogs are the best way to search for drugs.

    • @King_of_Gamers2099
      @King_of_Gamers2099 Місяць тому +14

      Shoutout to ScruffMcgruff

    • @SSD_Penumbra
      @SSD_Penumbra Місяць тому +23

      @@King_of_Gamers2099 Scruff McGruff would sniff out the fent.

    • @LifeComedyAction
      @LifeComedyAction Місяць тому +12

      Yeah. Have you ever seen Paw Patrol?

  • @user-rl9pk2ru9w
    @user-rl9pk2ru9w 7 днів тому +3

    The reporter: In depth questions about American issues*
    Trump and Biden: "Let me tell you why this guy next to me sucks and I'm better"

  • @PlasmaDoesGames
    @PlasmaDoesGames 12 днів тому +2

    arguing over golf in a presidential debate is actually wild

  • @stormywyd
    @stormywyd Місяць тому +725

    Joes bidens face the entire debate :😧

    • @asherdeangelis153
      @asherdeangelis153 27 днів тому +24

      it was a lot of people's faces for the whole debate too tbh

    • @ihavespoken9871
      @ihavespoken9871 26 днів тому +21

      That and: 😏
      Trump was: 😙

    • @sgujuhgftyyuyy
      @sgujuhgftyyuyy 25 днів тому +27

      ⁠@@ihavespoken9871
      Trump talking
      Trump: 😠🗯️⁉️
      Biden: 😳😦😶😵‍💫🥴
      Biden talking
      Biden: 😦💭…❓
      Trump: 😆😠😏😚😑

  • @Sukkulents_
    @Sukkulents_ Місяць тому +982

    the way they started arguing about Golf out of nowhere is so fucking funny

    • @Th3RealRyan
      @Th3RealRyan Місяць тому +35

      I'm guessing it's a sore subject because they tried to play a round but 1 fell asleep and the other couldn't get past the first hole since he couldn't find a caddy.

    • @Cheesymomo
      @Cheesymomo Місяць тому

      @@Th3RealRyan The latter seems like proof to me that he isn't as fit as he claims lmao.

    • @ZGh0st1422
      @ZGh0st1422 Місяць тому +4

      if it was out of nowhere to you, you didnt pay much attention to the question

    • @Th3RealRyan
      @Th3RealRyan Місяць тому +26

      @@Cheesymomo What do you mean? He's the most fit. His Dr's have never seen a person so fit, it's incredible really.

    • @tylerprime9555
      @tylerprime9555 Місяць тому +5

      ​@@ZGh0st1422well clearly neither of them can pay attention to any fucking questions either 😂

  • @GeneSimmons-ol3kb
    @GeneSimmons-ol3kb 23 дні тому +7

    By 2030 all the people running for president are gonna look like van helsing from hotel transylvania

  • @SillySkull
    @SillySkull 26 днів тому +11

    17:59 I fuckin wheezed like a psycho 😂

  • @stefanobecchini2125
    @stefanobecchini2125 Місяць тому +2264

    biden moves side to side like a skyrim guard

    • @-RiZeN-
      @-RiZeN- Місяць тому +37

      This actually made me lol. 😂😂😂

    • @dagothur1079
      @dagothur1079 Місяць тому +42

      He has the expression of one.

    • @kameronbrooks2372
      @kameronbrooks2372 Місяць тому +35

      This started after he took an arrow in the knee

    • @ebillicus3968
      @ebillicus3968 Місяць тому +51

      He looks at Trump like he stole his sweet roll in between questions lmao

    • @riotman3579
      @riotman3579 Місяць тому

      Biden got awareness of bandits too.

  • @valor113
    @valor113 Місяць тому +2137

    "so, what would you do to help the opioid crisis?"
    both: "im better than that guy, he sucks"
    "how do you feel about concerns on your age?"
    biden: i was the youngest politician in washington decades ago actually
    trump: i took two tests and i aced em so hard, biden couldn't do that
    both: im better at golf

    • @Evsta
      @Evsta Місяць тому +47

      I mean what Biden was going for was to explain that he had history, and with that, experience.
      He's had the title of the youngest politician, and now he has that of the oldest.

    • @crappy-doodle3894
      @crappy-doodle3894 Місяць тому +27

      This is barely an exaggeration

    • @IronsideEdits
      @IronsideEdits Місяць тому

      It literally isnt ​@@crappy-doodle3894

    • @randominternetguy3537
      @randominternetguy3537 Місяць тому +54

      @@Evsta is that a good thing tho? i mean, if he used to be the youngest politician, that means he's had plenty of time to make some changes, yet the us is not in a better position. i want some bombastic pres, rather than a person who wont make any changes.

    • @erek3034
      @erek3034 Місяць тому

      Biden litteraly explained how he would stop fetynLy coming through mexico

  • @ethangriffeth3679
    @ethangriffeth3679 27 днів тому +8

    you could put literally any string of text in that question box and it'd have the exact same effect and purpose that it did in that debate

  • @charc0al_tv
    @charc0al_tv 28 днів тому +5

    He paused at the end right before Jill had to walk that hobbling corpse down the perilous 2 steps

  • @1Caleb0Allen10
    @1Caleb0Allen10 Місяць тому +2204

    "Everyone trusts us" bro I don't trust that you didn't shit your pants in Normandy a month ago

    • @vantaisback2660
      @vantaisback2660 Місяць тому +22

      As I was saying aliens are better than presidents 👍👽

    • @Sorry-sk4kt
      @Sorry-sk4kt Місяць тому +44

      Bro was staring at trees while the para jumper display was going on 😂😂😂

    • @ScoffeeBean
      @ScoffeeBean Місяць тому +62

      @@1Caleb0Allen10 He shit his pants during the opiod section of THAT DEBATE listen close

    • @nothanks9503
      @nothanks9503 Місяць тому +5

      @@ScoffeeBeanI’m looking forward to that having studied pharmacology for over 12 years everything that’s said to or by the general public in regard to opioids and opiates is so wrong I genuinely have to suppress the urge to cry and shake people while screaming “you don’t understand how do you still not understand it’s not that complicated” out of frustration every time I hear it so now I pretty much gave up trying to explain it to people

    • @pipswamp
      @pipswamp Місяць тому +5

      @@vantaisback2660 They are aliens :D

  • @Dire™
    @Dire™ Місяць тому +865

    Debate in 2070:
    Rotting Corpse vs Slightly More Rotting Corpse

    • @wyleFTW
      @wyleFTW Місяць тому +43

      And it'll be between Trump and Biden in 2070

    • @C3l3st14l_M4rk
      @C3l3st14l_M4rk Місяць тому +28

      They'll probably do the next debate in the afterlife

    • @paradoxine6287
      @paradoxine6287 Місяць тому +5

      ​@@C3l3st14l_M4rk he'd still call him sleepy joe and urge him to take his pills

    • @zaneysmiff724
      @zaneysmiff724 Місяць тому +7

      @@wyleFTWit would be A.I made from scans from their brains at that point 😭🙏🙏

    • @smileeface
      @smileeface Місяць тому +1

      You mean the 2024 debate?

  • @Justsomeguy167
    @Justsomeguy167 8 днів тому +2

    This was absolutely ridiculous😂😂😂

  • @carson_rock195
    @carson_rock195 Місяць тому +2

    32:20 "he could challenge him to an ice cream-eating competition" had me in tears lmfao! Your commentary made this 2000 times better 😂

  • @Edthullo
    @Edthullo Місяць тому +1596

    The way Biden's face goes from happy to sour at 4:17 makes it look like he just shit himself.

    • @nutking44
      @nutking44 Місяць тому

      Bro I cant😂😂

    • @shrelk4429
      @shrelk4429 Місяць тому +198

      He probably did lmao, I forget where it is in the debate but you can literally hear a very “questionable” fart get picked up on the microphones during the debate when Trump is talking

    • @SpiderWithTime
      @SpiderWithTime Місяць тому +22

      😭🙏

    • @bigmac3955
      @bigmac3955 Місяць тому +33

      Thus a meme will be born 💪😭

    • @deroace
      @deroace Місяць тому +6

      hahahha

  • @waterboiii5622
    @waterboiii5622 Місяць тому +348

    Pov you went to a random senior home, somewhere, pick the two grangpas with the biggest rivalry, and then get them dressed up and ask them questions about America

    • @Jishwa583
      @Jishwa583 28 днів тому +4

      EXACTLY!

    • @ligmaqueen6993
      @ligmaqueen6993 27 днів тому +2

      LMFAOOOO

    • @unicorn-glasses
      @unicorn-glasses 27 днів тому +20

      I used to work at a psychiatric hospital, sometimes I'd work on the geriatric unit and this literally reminds me of what I'd see when two of the patients who hated each other were in group therapy at the same time. And the moderators are like the group leader saying "Okay guys, how about we move on now and it will be snack time in a few minutes!"

    • @ShortFuseMan
      @ShortFuseMan 25 днів тому +2

      Your description is, unfortunately, very, very accurate. 😅

    • @crazycontraptions1249
      @crazycontraptions1249 24 дні тому +2

      @@unicorn-glassesthe moderators 😭😭😭

  • @liviousgameplay1755
    @liviousgameplay1755 22 дні тому +13

    im gonna cry dude

  • @cheyennem25
    @cheyennem25 10 днів тому +2

    These two need to sit down and stream Minecraft together for real, it might be the only saving grace for them both lol