in a forest are you choosing bear or man

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  • Опубліковано 26 лис 2024

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  • @ppolarnight
    @ppolarnight Місяць тому +110

    bear any day. they kill out of instinct for food, not depravity.

  • @remi3936
    @remi3936 Місяць тому +122

    Bear every day of the week. Haven't even watched the video, tribe leader, but the worst a bear could do is kill me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @tribeloui2023
      @tribeloui2023  Місяць тому +24

      Real

    • @LovingBTS7DaysAWeek
      @LovingBTS7DaysAWeek Місяць тому +7

      Exactly what i was abt to comment😭

    • @remi3936
      @remi3936 Місяць тому +4

      @@tribeloui2023 Bear over man, unless it's tribe loui so I could beg him to watch more Eve

  • @cheerfulsatanist
    @cheerfulsatanist Місяць тому +41

    I think the easiest way to explain this for men who get enraged and don't understand is the following...
    Assuming I survived the encounter of either choice, when I leave the woods if I tell people I was attacked by a bear, they're going to believe me. You're not going to ask me what I was wearing? Did I lead the bear on somehow? Was I drinking around the bear and therefore to inebriated to stop the attack which is my own fault for drinking on what started as a recreational outing? So if I were to stumble out of the woods, Bloody, terrified, clothing torn and clearly injured... People would see me freak out immediately Call an ambulance and then likely contact a ranger to procure the requisite experts required to handle this and then go find the bear to make sure this doesn't happen to anyone else, as the bear being willing to do this is a pretty strong indicator it could attack another human being in the future, sooner rather than later. If I say a man attacked me we're going to get all those fun questions at the beginning, they're still going to look at me and suggest I need to really look at myself and wonder if I'm not bringing this kind of attention down on myself, and I really need to take some time and self-reflect my choices and actions, because now two lives have been damaged by this incident..."incident"... Not attack, "INCIDENT".
    THAT'S WHY WE CHOOSE THE BEAR

    • @Sugas_Girr
      @Sugas_Girr Місяць тому

      💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

  • @TheSnoozeUntold
    @TheSnoozeUntold Місяць тому +15

    I love that you are barely into the video and you immediately get it. Your sisters are amazing women and are lucky to have you as a little brother.

  • @Kkozbiiii7
    @Kkozbiiii7 Місяць тому +63

    Bears don’t lie about their height 👀

    • @tribeloui2023
      @tribeloui2023  Місяць тому +21

      …woah 😭

    • @Kkozbiiii7
      @Kkozbiiii7 Місяць тому +10

      @@tribeloui2023it’s ok to be vertically challenged 💜

    • @ayowut5154
      @ayowut5154 Місяць тому +4

      @@Kkozbiiii7 Outta pocket

    • @Kkozbiiii7
      @Kkozbiiii7 Місяць тому

      @@ayowut5154 my bad 😞

    • @em5522
      @em5522 Місяць тому

      They don't have to

  • @MissJuly005
    @MissJuly005 Місяць тому +15

    at the end of the day, the bear is supposed to be in the woods.. if you spot a rando in the woods no matter the gender, thats sus and imma be walking extra fast out of there

  • @rhymeswithsorry9382
    @rhymeswithsorry9382 Місяць тому +16

    Bear, immediately

  • @gtivoli7668
    @gtivoli7668 Місяць тому +21

    17:10 lmao ur confusion for '5 nights at freddys' lore was too funny

  • @nebulablue2096
    @nebulablue2096 Місяць тому +10

    So I don't know how it came up, but an Uber driver and I had a conversation in which he asked why women went around just being scared/suspicious of men by default when most are perfectly nice and I said "You know there are snakes that are dangerous and snakes that aren't, right? Say you're going to take out your trash and you see a snake by the trash can. Just a movement, but you can't identify a specific type immediately. What's your kneejerk reaction? Pick it up? Make friends?" "No way." "But it could be fine. It could be a perfectly nice little garden snake that's more afraid of you than you should be of it, right? You're really not going to test it out? " "Riiiight. Ok. Yeah. I see. That's... that's a good way to put it." Yet there are a whole lot of men who don't even get that.

  • @BarryManders
    @BarryManders Місяць тому +8

    This woman's humor is great. Her Cocaine Bear reference and dry delivery is top notch.
    But yes, it'd be bear all day, every day.

  • @yoongismilitarywife7
    @yoongismilitarywife7 Місяць тому +8

    4:40 its a cat loui 😂

    • @Winterbear613
      @Winterbear613 Місяць тому

      I was laughing so hard he called it a demon😭

    • @yoongismilitarywife7
      @yoongismilitarywife7 Місяць тому +2

      @@Winterbear613 fr😭😭🙏🏽 I dont think bro has ever seen a hairless cat before lmao

  • @jenmiranda13
    @jenmiranda13 Місяць тому +12

    Definitely agree with the bear choice.
    And I think one of the guys was talking about FNAF since one of the characters is a bear robot

  • @yateedhanekar8129
    @yateedhanekar8129 Місяць тому

    10:21 yeah his personal reasons being he wants to fight thst thing

  • @caramel_keks
    @caramel_keks Місяць тому +3

    not the cute demon cat 😭

  • @ryanneoverman2498
    @ryanneoverman2498 Місяць тому +1

    17:33 the random FNAF lore dump 😅😂😂😂

  • @hanjibear
    @hanjibear Місяць тому +9

    Stay away from kangaroos

    • @DillanD0519
      @DillanD0519 Місяць тому

      And dolphins... Apparently....

    • @Yoonji9212
      @Yoonji9212 Місяць тому

      @@DillanD0519 dolphins are like humans.

  • @hwan0686
    @hwan0686 Місяць тому +9

    Definitely Bear

  • @oxoxkittykreeper
    @oxoxkittykreeper Місяць тому +9

    Bear

  • @ayosugawae
    @ayosugawae Місяць тому +7

    bear. always 100%

  • @abbysmabby
    @abbysmabby Місяць тому +1

    23:30 maybe she is very into spirituality stuff

  • @rykerhartness2716
    @rykerhartness2716 Місяць тому +9

    bear

  • @yateedhanekar8129
    @yateedhanekar8129 Місяць тому

    8:39 yeah this is true bro. I remember being nauseated because it happened in my freaking state

  • @estherapobangpo
    @estherapobangpo Місяць тому

    4:15 oh ok
    I like her

  • @yamasab
    @yamasab Місяць тому +7

    bro the thumbnail😭😭😭

  • @hanjibear
    @hanjibear Місяць тому +4

    “I am so sorry dude i am the dickhead” lmfaoooo

  • @Every.thing.istaken
    @Every.thing.istaken Місяць тому +2

    I was like 'NO don't fight a bear' but then u brought up a kangaroo and now I'm like 'Maybe fight the bear instead?' Coz kangaroo don't mess around man. U gonna die if u try a kangaroo!

  • @Sunshine_001.
    @Sunshine_001. Місяць тому +1

    Bear! No question :) is rather die than be at the mercy of a man

  • @yateedhanekar8129
    @yateedhanekar8129 Місяць тому

    30:21 I don't. And - 100% chance with a kangaroo sir

  • @lolo_lovestolove
    @lolo_lovestolove Місяць тому +6

    bear over man fr!

  • @fostane
    @fostane Місяць тому +1

    She's obviously a vampire.

  • @Kkozbiiii7
    @Kkozbiiii7 Місяць тому +7

    Bear>man , (The soundboard is on point btw)

  • @dotty6970
    @dotty6970 Місяць тому +14

    you might like FunkyFrogBait's video on this. They have very educated and well done videos.

    • @Bluescluesndyou
      @Bluescluesndyou Місяць тому +9

      Agree! But froggy uses they/them pronouns /nm

    • @dotty6970
      @dotty6970 Місяць тому +8

      @@Bluescluesndyou Thank you! I only watch them occasionally so i had no idea. Edited!

    • @Bluescluesndyou
      @Bluescluesndyou Місяць тому

      ​@@dotty6970❤

  • @yateedhanekar8129
    @yateedhanekar8129 Місяць тому

    21:09 YO WHEN YOU DROPPING YOUR TUTORIALS

  • @BansheePurple
    @BansheePurple Місяць тому

    Bear.
    Anyway, ik who she is, but I'm going to check her channel bc I loved her humor and her cat

  • @hobihabibi
    @hobihabibi Місяць тому +3

    You are not knocking out no bear or kangaroo lmao

  • @ayowut5154
    @ayowut5154 Місяць тому +4

    Im actually scared to get married in this economy

  • @Sugas_Girr
    @Sugas_Girr Місяць тому

    100 million percent the BEAR!!! Definitely the BEAR!!! 🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻

  • @basicallybored4962
    @basicallybored4962 Місяць тому +2

    Lmao I had no idea who this girl was but i wanna check her out now, she's hilarious 😂

  • @azalea9
    @azalea9 Місяць тому

    I heard this question to men who don’t seem to understand… would you rather be stuck in a forest with a bear or diddy?
    They without pause answer the bear. Hmmm seems like they do understand

  • @abbysmabby
    @abbysmabby Місяць тому +1

    8:30 bruh it’s so crazy how a MAN COUKD DO THIS TO AN ANIMAL!!
    it’s like when some men SA’ed a goat in india and it died!! so disgusting, to an animal even..

    • @Sugas_Girr
      @Sugas_Girr Місяць тому

      Oh, and that poor orangutan 🦧 .... They shaved her, and kept her chained to a bed, and used her as a s worker for years.... 😭😭😭 💔💔💔

  • @abbysmabby
    @abbysmabby Місяць тому

    13:10 this is too complicated for me, math 😪

  • @abbysmabby
    @abbysmabby Місяць тому

    i’ll choose any wild animal over a man (except my soulmate crush😭) any day

  • @abbysmabby
    @abbysmabby Місяць тому

    3:55 after her answer i got an Ad for Zelda, the fantasy game, i think yt was tryna tell me this girl is living in a fantasy cus why wld she choose a man HAHAH jkjk but fr

  • @namjooningOT7
    @namjooningOT7 15 днів тому

    Bears any day

  • @yateedhanekar8129
    @yateedhanekar8129 Місяць тому

    23:24 idk what she is but I'm fataly attracted

  • @meggan3574
    @meggan3574 Місяць тому

    she reminds me of you ngl

  • @rkivelover
    @rkivelover Місяць тому +1

    It depends on the man. If it’s an unknown man, then yeah I’m picking the bear, but if I get to choose the man or it’s a man I know/trust then ofc the man.

  • @jojolina-co1cf
    @jojolina-co1cf Місяць тому +3

    Bear