Now I wonder if I asked my parents how books were made? I once asked my mom if she remembered explaining how animals are made into food and she was just like“I dunno, it wasn’t particularly traumatic I guess”
Same though here I only ever got half way through the book before I had to return it to my local library because they were going bankrupt and the book was the librarians favorite book and she really wanted it back before the place was shut down... But even though I only got half way through the book I still loved it very much
@@Gabriel-Apostate-of-hate64 yeah I really need to see if my local library has the book(Hurricane Dan) I’ve been reading so I can finish it (btw I read a little on Kindle and wanna finish the book)
One day when my kids ask me how are books made, I'm just gonna show them this video
I think thats a good idea 😂😂 and youre save a lot of time for explaining 😂
Yeah 😂
😂😂😂 omg yes
That's well funny 😂😂
Now I wonder if I asked my parents how books were made? I once asked my mom if she remembered explaining how animals are made into food and she was just like“I dunno, it wasn’t particularly traumatic I guess”
Imagine the splinters
the absolute cringe i felt in the second clip will haunt me for atleast a couple minutes
They’re splinters. Tiny and inconsequential unless left in.
Splinters don’t happen to blue collar hands
what i was thinking
I just close my eyes and try to not think about it
For anyone curious the book is his own, I personally like his writing so if you’re interested in a decent book consider his work
Same though here I only ever got half way through the book before I had to return it to my local library because they were going bankrupt and the book was the librarians favorite book and she really wanted it back before the place was shut down... But even though I only got half way through the book I still loved it very much
@@Gabriel-Apostate-of-hate64 yeah I really need to see if my local library has the book(Hurricane Dan) I’ve been reading so I can finish it (btw I read a little on Kindle and wanna finish the book)
@@asterknowswhatsinyoursearchthat’s the most Ai sounding message I’ve ever heard if this isn’t an alt account to promote this book I’m surprised
@@7cc5417the cover uses AI so I wouldn’t be surprised
@@7cc5417yeah, and they don’t have any videos either
I love how he promotes his books in asmr form
Via massaging tree corpse
The second one is a splinter speedrun
The printer?
@@GravidiesCy-you can’t count?
@@GravidiesC bro how do you get splinters from a printer
@@GravidiesCthe printer is the 4 th one
@Eat_my_noods Nuh uh
As someone who chops wood for my grandparents, *I CAN FEEL THE SPLINTERS*
I actually do too!😊
Can you imagine being his neighbor just going to get the mail or looking out your window and seeing him just stroking a tree 😂
"Honey the tree massager is back!"
Edit: Tysm for the likes!!
"Honey he is turning our tree into planks"
"Don't leave the house until he leaves ok"
HAHAHA
@@joaopedromatos8069”dad why is that man touching a tree? “
@@jellyhorselove8223 "Well son, that’s how you make books/"
As a book myself I can confirm that this is how I got created
As a human I can confirm this is top 16 best UA-cam shorts comment
@@jacksonkokich274 As a person I can confirm you are one of the nicest people ever❤
@@anxious_mushroomI’m happy to know that there’s still good ppl out there like u❤️
As a Harry Potter book I can confirm that I am the reason why there is less trees in the world
@@anxious_mushroomAs an alien, I can confirm that you're the first person we're going to abduct.
This has to be one the most creative ASMR video I've seen
Ikr bro
how is this man not afraid of getting a splinter with that tree
if he works with his hands for a living he wont get them from that kind of wood lol. only splinters ive had in the last 10 years have been from metal.
Person: What do you do for a living
Him: I touch trees aggressively
🤨📸
Bro been caught by the official fbi
🤨📸
AYOOO
🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
I’m gonna need to see your tree massaging license
He has one, it's just in his back left pocket.
@@ThunderWolfAnimatesoh gosh he forgot it, no matter, he’ll massage you into his license
If you mention it he'll massage you into a book
Got me a loicense for tree massagin' roight 'ere!!!
Just take a moment to appreciate this guy cause he does not care if he get splinters or gets hurt he will do asmr just so we get sleep 😴
Absolutely the best ASMR massage out there
We need a whole video of this
We do😂😂
real
Fr
Agreed
Fr tho
The first two and last one sounded sooooo good.
Frrr
I love how harsh he's going❤
Ngl this gave me mad tingles 😋
The best way to promote your book, really.
God bless you Brett and thank you for your relaxing videos.
Omg best ASMR in the world
WE GETTIN SPLINTERS, BLISTERS, AND PAPER-CUTS WITH THIS ONE!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣💥💥💥💥💥
This video made me think about how cool a "keyboard massage" video would be, the soft clacking+rubbing noises would sound really good !!
He has one of those videos.
90% sure he is the author of the book
nah, fr?
He is it’s on Amazon. Forever man by Bret wellman
@@im_diversumthe front image of the book is AI generated 😂
@@Jeb189 but it’s real? And he’s an author that has multiple books?
he can't be an artist and a writer can he@@Jeb189
Him:does rough triggers I kinda don’t like
Also me: am getting so much tingles I love it
It’s so creative
Am I the only one who realized he is the author of the book, literally
Wait fr?
@@adriannaaguaiza5200yep
My man out here getting splinters for yall!
This almost made me fall asleep and I’m standing
now THATS a quality book
keep the egg chain going
@warden6699 has ruined the egg chain, nerd
Lol🥚
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That's quality tree in start
One of the best asmr videos ever
‘Tis a delicate craft, one which you have mastered.
Damn those splinters must be crazy
Ohh massaging the paper was so relaxing! Please more of that💛
This is a creative concept, well done.
This was waaaaay better than I was expecting.
Gave me fr tingles
agreed
the amount of effort put into this video
Wtf why is this so relaxing
he massaged so hard that even the pc was relaxed
Super tingly love this kinda asmr
I feel like he was gonna get a splinter 😂😂😂
Imagine walking pass enjoying your day and just see someone massaging a tree lol
My man has made a Contract with those trees, he's immune to splinters now
Why did I tingle so hard
Same
I can already feel the splinters
Why is this actually so tingly like wtf 😂
This is genius
More of this videos pls 😫
omg the sound is so nice❤❤
You never run out of ideas 😂
The printer massage was so good
for realllllllllllllllll
Him : *massages a tree*
Splinters : did you miss me 🥰
Damm bro man has the majestic massage 💆♂️
He is the Lorax’s worst enemy rn 😂😂
splinters:i guess youve wondered where ive been
Pov: Me trying to get multiple splinters to skip school 😂
I love it you should more i cant stop watching it is so good
So tingle i really love it ❤❤❤
that book is very fresh
Bro is a magician
That is great for a book ❤
If he could do that to a tree, imagine what he could do to a person.. strong hands and patience
i love how making a book requires many fatal splinters
The beginning always makes me laugh the dead serious expression tapping a tree
I watched this 15 times its so good❤🤤
Deaf people on
the start of the video:☺️
Blind people: 😨😨
How Rick Riordan's fans think a book is made
Absolutely *exquisite*
This was really, really cool
OK, but my favourite part is scratching the printer
bro was begging for a splinter
IVE WATCHED THIS VIDOE 1,00000M TIMES IM JUST OBSESSED 😂❤😅
Omygod I love the is video it’s so relaxing
This is the recipe to splinters💀💀
How have your hands not been covered in splinters?
The book is very relaxed
The comedy that comes with this is insane
Imagine is he actually wrote that book-🤭
Imaging ur just walking ur dog and see this guy
Why did this actually sound so nice 😂
This so great and this is my 23 time watching it
The splinters I'd get...
Mans isn’t afraid of splinters💀
bro ur literally everywhere
@@1Archangel_Lucifer1
Got a problem?
@@imtired5401 no sir, ma’am, or person
@@1Archangel_Lucifer1
Good.
@@imtired5401I've never seen you
Oh damn I was so relaxed I turned into a copy of Great Expectations for a minute there.
This man is a super man with his asmr!!! REALLY GOOD!!!
Massage a cow into ground beef next
Ten cuidado, te puedes enterrar una astilla. 😢
Why did I actually get tingles
Bro has the record for the fastest splinter gotten
Can you do more massaging of a printer?
as a book worm, my heart skip a beat when i saw you slightly crumpled the book pages😂
The page massaging was so nice!
Tree: 🌲 this feels good
Blow my comments up pls 🙏🏼😭
Ок
Sure
don’t beg for likes just make good comments
I’m going to try it!!
3 hours later
This look like a fool tree😒😒😒
Imagine walking into you’re library and seeing this guy violate a damn printer
This is me when I go to the store and my mom says I can’t touch anything
Early button ✅😁