A SEXIST Computer Program

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  • Опубліковано 15 жов 2024

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  • @vandalizedcannibalized
    @vandalizedcannibalized 4 роки тому +242

    Not gonna lie at first I saw “Sexiest Ai”

  • @Editz_clxudz
    @Editz_clxudz 4 роки тому +108

    "Are you black?" "No I'm a girl"
    🤣🤣

  • @yogurt._penguin5008
    @yogurt._penguin5008 3 роки тому +36

    i like it when you say
    "we gotta get that outta here"

  • @johanking8379
    @johanking8379 4 роки тому +169

    No one:
    Not even dangmattsmith:
    Bots:don't lie who has been watching dangmattsmith for over a month now

  • @wolfspirit5897
    @wolfspirit5897 4 роки тому +220

    "When do you take physical form?"
    "In your bed haha"
    "That's my tickle spot"
    BRUH🤢🤣🤣🤣

    • @moofey6900
      @moofey6900 4 роки тому +4

      @Deliah_ Yeet it's kinda

    • @moofey6900
      @moofey6900 4 роки тому +5

      @Deliah_ Yeet weird..

    • @Jesus_saves03
      @Jesus_saves03 4 роки тому +3

      That’s gross 🤢🤮

    • @heavenscat3936
      @heavenscat3936 4 роки тому +1

      @Ash Ashraflan stfu

    • @kinghaus
      @kinghaus 4 роки тому

      Deliah_ Yeet that means that in bed they have the sexy sexy thingy

  • @LoopBuddy
    @LoopBuddy 3 роки тому +6

    7:13 when the robot said (you have met with a terrible fate haven't you) I almost cried... If you played Zelda mm you would get that reference....ho boy i miss that game😢

  • @pearlnielsen-pincus2364
    @pearlnielsen-pincus2364 4 роки тому +344

    Matt: try’s roasting her
    Lady: just comes back with a ton of stuff

    • @bxbydxll6822
      @bxbydxll6822 4 роки тому +9

      thats true

    • @kawaiinight6567
      @kawaiinight6567 4 роки тому +6

      Ikr

    • @Happyness457
      @Happyness457 4 роки тому +4

      Boy if you don’t call yourself a snapdragon what are you Thanos?

    • @catmum1019
      @catmum1019 4 роки тому +2

      100th like (bet some arse deletes theirs just 2 mess it up nearly always 1)

    • @ckiecn2129
      @ckiecn2129 4 роки тому +1

      Trueeee 😂

  • @ANOMALY_PLAYS
    @ANOMALY_PLAYS 4 роки тому +244

    Matt: ARE U BLACK?
    Computer/AI: No. I'm a girl
    🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @donnahill6932
    @donnahill6932 2 роки тому +11

    5:32 LOL IM LAUGHING SO HARD!

  • @bushyrose1594
    @bushyrose1594 4 роки тому +238

    nobody:
    Not a single soul
    *Chicken has whole dancing routine*

  • @fnfreverse9440
    @fnfreverse9440 4 роки тому +35

    Dangmattamith: uploads
    Everyone: *BONJOUR*

  • @beeblow6299
    @beeblow6299 3 роки тому +9

    0:04 that face made me say “this will make my day perfect”

  • @madison2877
    @madison2877 4 роки тому +27

    I swear when I saw this title I knew I had to click on this vid 🤣

  • @kaneyt0
    @kaneyt0 4 роки тому +162

    Ah, yes. Good ole Evie. I’ve seen her on Jacksepticeye’s channel...
    SIX YEARS AGO

  • @takisoba7482
    @takisoba7482 3 роки тому +18

    Matt: dont you have a book report due tomorrow
    Website: you are my boy friend
    Sarah : breaks the computer

  • @ashlikescoffee8047
    @ashlikescoffee8047 3 роки тому +59

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Mat says “hoe” 😂

    • @firepeashooterhaha7463
      @firepeashooterhaha7463 3 роки тому +4

      Demonitised as a son of a biscuit

    • @EpicgamerGTG
      @EpicgamerGTG 3 роки тому +3

      Well,I mean,it spelt like that is not the curse word one,no offense

    • @feetofthetable-fredandgeor1178
      @feetofthetable-fredandgeor1178 3 роки тому +1

      @Sharfin Koduah it doesn’t matter how they spell it

    • @glitchy4717
      @glitchy4717 3 роки тому

      I know is that the first time he swore ( im sure its a swear word 😳 )

    • @glitchy4717
      @glitchy4717 3 роки тому

      @Sharfin Koduah omg like i care about swear words in vids i dont so shut it and stop being horrid to everyone oof plus your saying im not allowd to be apart of this channel its like me saying you cant be apart of this channel bec ur being horrible to everyone so ...

  • @emperor_weeb4805
    @emperor_weeb4805 4 роки тому +38

    The chicken had me dead. Did y'all notice how every time he said something she made a face?

  • @isabella4975
    @isabella4975 Рік тому +1

    His face when he she spies my father owned slaved I died laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Love the vids ❤❤❤

  • @queenkoala135
    @queenkoala135 4 роки тому +47

    I am laughing so hard while watching this

  • @sarah-san9204
    @sarah-san9204 4 роки тому +50

    Matt: what's your second favorite?
    Computer: sans
    Matt: what is that? Some kind of font?
    Me:🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣

    • @sarah-san9204
      @sarah-san9204 4 роки тому +1

      Ew.

    • @sarah-san9204
      @sarah-san9204 4 роки тому +2

      @Heaven-Lee Martin thank you! Lol idk why deez peeps be spamming me with.......stuffs lol

    • @sarah-san9204
      @sarah-san9204 4 роки тому +2

      @Heaven-Lee Martin yeah same, boy that annoying

    • @sarah-san9204
      @sarah-san9204 4 роки тому +2

      @Heaven-Lee Martin yeah

    • @sarah-san9204
      @sarah-san9204 4 роки тому +2

      @Heaven-Lee Martin ok bye

  • @Sh4rkitty
    @Sh4rkitty 3 роки тому +3

    “Hey girl “
    “My eyes are up here”
    “Stop looking down at my-“
    (Uh oh)”0.0”
    “My”(uh oh)

  • @onyxwolves3156
    @onyxwolves3156 3 роки тому +31

    Him: That's not funny!
    ( Laughs while saying that )

  • @obamaisbetter5004
    @obamaisbetter5004 4 роки тому +44

    dangmatsmith : family friendly
    me: bro the most bleep computer program

  • @Odd_Octopus
    @Odd_Octopus 3 роки тому +3

    3:33 dang Matt smith: this girls losing it. Me: it’s the other way around you just said are you my mommy

  • @pearlnielsen-pincus2364
    @pearlnielsen-pincus2364 4 роки тому +27

    Matt: I am your master
    Lady: no you’re not
    Matt: then what am I?
    Lady A.I.

  • @bigbangtheory6940
    @bigbangtheory6940 4 роки тому +21

    Matt must REALLY be in love with that chicken

  • @JacobDerwinMusic
    @JacobDerwinMusic 3 роки тому +1

    Dangmattsmith : are you black?
    Computer: No I’m a girl
    6:35

  • @crazykitty2954
    @crazykitty2954 4 роки тому +21

    7:08
    Evie: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
    Me: **Starts sounding an alarm** CODE RED! CODE RED! BEN DROWNED HAS HACKED THE SYSTEM AND HAS ALREADY GOT TO MATT

  • @wayttgdeg9587
    @wayttgdeg9587 3 роки тому +60

    Computer: "did my accent thre you off?"
    Matt: "yes"
    Computer: "how do you know you are a girl?"

  • @Iforgotmyname..
    @Iforgotmyname.. 2 роки тому +1

    You had a long rough day and you sit down and watch dang Matt smith :)

  • @HauntinMatthew1969
    @HauntinMatthew1969 4 роки тому +22

    This video is pretty darn funny lol😂 like when he says your mom jokes😂

    • @DrizzyGames
      @DrizzyGames 4 роки тому +1

      You must be new

    • @kakarot2517
      @kakarot2517 4 роки тому

      Probably Splashin is

    • @HauntinMatthew1969
      @HauntinMatthew1969 4 роки тому

      YuiBestGirl I’m not new actually, I’ve been subscribed to Dangmattsmith for a long time lol.

    • @HauntinMatthew1969
      @HauntinMatthew1969 4 роки тому

      Kakarot what?

    • @kakarot2517
      @kakarot2517 4 роки тому

      @@HauntinMatthew1969 I was just sayin that probably ur new that's all

  • @horrorwolf1183
    @horrorwolf1183 4 роки тому +31

    Matt: what are you going to do about it?
    Evie: you met with a terrible fate haven't you?
    Matt: dang this girl just got dark
    Okay I think Ben Drowned hacked the system LMAO

  • @jayrodgers125
    @jayrodgers125 3 роки тому +3

    5:45 now time to play the undertake music

  • @TakamatsuBlueSurge
    @TakamatsuBlueSurge 3 роки тому +35

    1:54 Man if Sarah was here, she would flip the freak out

  • @yazzythecattyweirdo188
    @yazzythecattyweirdo188 4 роки тому +11

    Computer: "when you take physical form?"
    Matt: "in yo bed"
    Computer: "that's my tickle spot"
    Me: O-O.....
    The bed is a part of her???

  • @colleenkelly2732
    @colleenkelly2732 3 роки тому

    Nobody:
    No soul:
    No chicken with a dancing routine:
    Matt:*asks about slavery

  • @connorpike23
    @connorpike23 4 роки тому +18

    This video has me laughing in stitches so funny. No matter how many time I watch it I will always laugh

    • @0qvvs
      @0qvvs 2 роки тому +1

      ikr!

  • @Pulsevibez4real
    @Pulsevibez4real 4 роки тому +6

    2019 new dangmattsmith video: yay
    2020 new dangmattsmith video: get ready for the chicken jump scare.

  • @sofiademeter9026
    @sofiademeter9026 3 роки тому

    Dangmattsmith: Racist. Eviebot: Artificial intelligence. Dangmattsmith: Racism. Eviebot: No I am a human. Dangmattsmith: A human racist. Eviebot: That's not possible. Dangmattsmith: R A C I S T

  • @CrimsonRosePetals
    @CrimsonRosePetals 4 роки тому +14

    I found this so funny to watch. But when Cleverbot said, "You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?" My blood ran cold. In case you didn't know, Cleverbot is known to communicate to a spirit called BEN. The quote is something the spirit would say. Some say he possesses the bot and he speaks to you through it, saying rather creepy things. If you "Summon" Him and talk to him, which is BEN, You will feel like your being watched. BEN is known to communicate through Cleverbot, although he is also known for many other things. BEN happens to be an entity that possesses your computer (Any electronic device you have) and mess with you however he wants. BEN is also known to be a Creepy pasta. If you want to know more about BEN, Search up BEN DROWNED. If you want something creepy to read, search Creepy pasta.

  • @shreyakrishnakumar6230
    @shreyakrishnakumar6230 4 роки тому +49

    Matt: do you have a book report due tomorrow
    The computer: You are my boyfriend
    Matt: I am not your boyfriend
    The computer: do you want to be??
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Like this if you want Sarah to fight the computer 😂😂

    • @vanceflanigan4935
      @vanceflanigan4935 3 роки тому +1

      Gffhxvhb to be a little bit of a flutter in the morning and I will be there at the same time I don't have a car so I can get it.

    • @Brtt4849
      @Brtt4849 3 роки тому +1

  • @amandaphillips4821
    @amandaphillips4821 2 роки тому +1

    1:45 I love this this is my passion watching UA-cam all day scrolling real UA-cam shorts for 5 hours

  • @48kclairee58
    @48kclairee58 4 роки тому +55

    “Is it true that u heart comments?”

  • @superterry8456
    @superterry8456 4 роки тому +6

    Me: *doesn't have childhood*
    Matt: *makes his vids*
    *brings back childhood*
    *no more ww2 flash backs*
    *happy life*

  • @alexisbored1400
    @alexisbored1400 3 роки тому +1

    Lmao world’s greatest intro to a video I’ve ever witnessed. *COCKLEDOO! (Music) COCKLEDOO!* ‘oH. HeY. WaSsUp?’

  • @anastronomer6695
    @anastronomer6695 4 роки тому +15

    When she said “you have met with a. Terrible fate, have not you?” Is a creepy pasta called Ben drowned,,
    A boy killed by his dad or mom by drowning, his ghost got stuck in Zelda: MM and OOT,

    • @cloudstrifeenthusiast1547
      @cloudstrifeenthusiast1547 4 роки тому +2

      Actually he was killed by bullies who shoved his head under water until he couldn't breathe.

  • @tatiy._howell8609
    @tatiy._howell8609 4 роки тому +21

    “Are u black “
    “No ima girl”😂😂😂😂😂

  • @irishkorean
    @irishkorean 2 роки тому +3

    1:03 pause. Me: LOOK AT THIS DUDE!

  • @sharkybaitzaj1297
    @sharkybaitzaj1297 4 роки тому +28

    Matt: Say what’s up!
    Chicken: SqUeAk~
    Me: 😂

  • @roxntom
    @roxntom 4 роки тому +4

    0:23 When you're teacher says your name and you wasn't paying attention 😂😂😂

  • @kotetolory5205
    @kotetolory5205 2 роки тому +2

    3:15 I aM yOuR dAdDy IM DEAD ☠

  • @switchel_plays_pkmn
    @switchel_plays_pkmn 4 роки тому +10

    if you want to mess around with this the website is called: evie bot

  • @NOPE-NOOOOO1110
    @NOPE-NOOOOO1110 3 роки тому +5

    7:36 *I literally spat my tea all over my screen*

  • @wavetosar1
    @wavetosar1 3 роки тому +6

    6:37 this made me laugh 😂

  • @mayrahernandez9264
    @mayrahernandez9264 4 роки тому +30

    Umm “you are my boyfriend” I’m sorry what

  • @blackfade3211
    @blackfade3211 4 роки тому +21

    Big up Dangmattsmith for keeping the video 20 seconds away from getting ad revenue just to keep us away from getting ads. This guy is is a real G

  • @lightrayz4717
    @lightrayz4717 3 роки тому +9

    Matt: what’s sans?
    Me: WHAT THE HELL DUDE?!
    also me: *offended*

  • @shreyakrishnakumar6230
    @shreyakrishnakumar6230 4 роки тому +4

    Matt: your mom doesn't make any sense
    The computer: I do , you don't
    Me: that was savage AF

  • @sterpiez2280
    @sterpiez2280 4 роки тому +523

    I pray whoever reads this becomes successful.

  • @r7naldo1
    @r7naldo1 3 роки тому

    Evie: are you saving a conversation
    Matt: no.
    Evie: do you know who dandy is
    Matt: no
    Evie: he is a you tuber

  • @opulentmindsetlife
    @opulentmindsetlife 4 роки тому +4

    Nothing will limit you from accomplishing what you really want. Have the right mindset and everything will fall to place.

  • @jakeisworstyes8484
    @jakeisworstyes8484 4 роки тому +29

    "When sans said kill all lesbians"
    *SANS NEWS* : all lesbians have died.

    • @Marshiethemarshmallow
      @Marshiethemarshmallow 4 роки тому +2

      I am not a lesbian, but I am a lesbian ally, and some people would find that offensive. Please remove this comment to prevent hurting someone’s feelings. You shouldn’t say stuff like that online.

    • @Jane_the_unknown
      @Jane_the_unknown 4 роки тому

      Nooo I’m lesbian:(

    • @bringluso5261
      @bringluso5261 3 роки тому

      MEGLOVANIA INTINSIFIES

    • @simbabobo5142
      @simbabobo5142 3 роки тому +1

      @@Marshiethemarshmallow You're probably one of them 15 year old white girls that get offended by anything.

    • @ydosanaaa
      @ydosanaaa 3 роки тому

      @@Marshiethemarshmallow it's a joke relax boomer

  • @richardwenham4603
    @richardwenham4603 3 роки тому

    Matt: Who is your first favourite?
    Lady: Sans.
    **megalovania intensifies**

  • @jesuss392
    @jesuss392 4 роки тому +4

    Evie: Thats my tickle spot
    Matt smith: eWwWwWwWwW

  • @uretalz
    @uretalz 3 роки тому +5

    Me typing San on youtube when I mean too find sanveitno like jojo: S A N S.

  • @malia8204
    @malia8204 4 роки тому +8

    Can we all agree that Matt, is literally the best content creator.

    • @somewhat103
      @somewhat103 2 роки тому +1

      He literally used Lauren’s thumbnail again

  • @jxylen555
    @jxylen555 4 роки тому +4

    Matt: dont you have a book report due tomorrow
    Eviebot: you are my boyfriend
    *charisma 10*

  • @kevincaudle5732
    @kevincaudle5732 3 роки тому +1

    Matt:Hey Clunkers
    Cluckers:What's Up Motherclucker

  • @alexandrosdeskos2124
    @alexandrosdeskos2124 4 роки тому +5

    Evie: My favorite is sans.
    Me: I found one of his fangirls

  • @magepg3d1
    @magepg3d1 4 роки тому +6

    Dangmattsmith: *Play among us*
    Game: There is 1 imposter among us.
    Dangmattsmith: I was among yo mom last night.

  • @floweytheflower4869
    @floweytheflower4869 3 роки тому

    Dang matt smith: what is your first favorite.
    Evie: SANS.
    Me and everyone else: SANS?
    Sans: MEGALOVAINIA INTENSIFIES.

  • @viviennemorgan7217
    @viviennemorgan7217 4 роки тому +4

    sarah is angry because evie is going to argue with her.

  • @-hehe-5256
    @-hehe-5256 4 роки тому +5

    0:15 ohh yeah party with a chicken it’s lit 🔥

  • @TuruaAndPaulineKimiora
    @TuruaAndPaulineKimiora 3 роки тому

    Dangmattsmith: What is your favorite animal?
    Me: Any types of cat

  • @skidzy
    @skidzy 4 роки тому +13

    When you realise that KSI did this with the exact same title 7 YEARS AGO 😯

  • @its_moyy
    @its_moyy 4 роки тому +9

    Me thinking I was late: :(
    Me seeing all the bots: :)

  • @set_tacicz6674
    @set_tacicz6674 3 роки тому +4

    Angry Sarah noises had me dying🤣

  • @janelysrivera6990
    @janelysrivera6990 4 роки тому +6

    "Do u like me" "yea, as a friend" MATT U GOT FRIEND ZONED SOOOO BAD

  • @tehee4491
    @tehee4491 4 роки тому +15

    0:27 i know it i was not the only one that saw”sexist”

    • @K-Y-L-E
      @K-Y-L-E 4 роки тому +3

      @𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙚𝙮𝙚𝙨 the title says sexist not racist

  • @paustefsv7231
    @paustefsv7231 3 роки тому

    0:15 when im done with my homework freedom!!! chicken dance time

  • @Marlano22
    @Marlano22 4 роки тому +15

    “Sans“ Sans is a game and font.

  • @evangelinelockett2570
    @evangelinelockett2570 4 роки тому +4

    Dang I'm in the early squad buying dangmattsmith merch soon

  • @jamesonanselmo3905
    @jamesonanselmo3905 3 роки тому +1

    Dang matt smith typing: Don't you have a book report due tommorow.
    computer girl: You are my boyfriend
    me: XDDDDDDDDDD LOL I CANT B- XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
    i laughed so HARD XDDd

  • @ahmedsobyh603
    @ahmedsobyh603 4 роки тому +6

    I heard that people get likes by saying random things soooo.... Slippers

    • @wayttgdeg9587
      @wayttgdeg9587 3 роки тому

      Reading that must have been the best thing that has happend to me this week

  • @oliviachauvin1043
    @oliviachauvin1043 3 роки тому +12

    Evie: that’s my tickle spot😂🤣

  • @nancyumfress1539
    @nancyumfress1539 3 роки тому

    matt: who is your favorite?
    the bot: sans.
    matt: who is sans?!
    me and sans: *megolovania intensifies*
    #sans

  • @VeloFN
    @VeloFN 4 роки тому +20

    *To The Early Squad Reading This:
    sending Virtual hugs to everyone who needs it. Always stay safe, read my name✨*

  • @saintjr.7161
    @saintjr.7161 4 роки тому +4

    Hope everyone's well and safe, keeping all of yall in my prayers including the legend Matt 🙏🙏

  • @PizzaRolls_37
    @PizzaRolls_37 2 роки тому

    "You have met with a terrible fate haven't you?"
    Me: Gets Ben Drowned vibes-

  • @madelinetodhunter2677
    @madelinetodhunter2677 3 роки тому +12

    You’re hilarious! Thanks for some awesome content!

  • @Shadowthehedgehogisbased
    @Shadowthehedgehogisbased 4 роки тому +6

    This is better than any crime thriller I’ve seen. Best interrogator ever!!!

  • @FirstResponder_fan
    @FirstResponder_fan 2 роки тому +1

    "Are you black?"
    "no im a girl"

  • @hurbeymorphfin
    @hurbeymorphfin 4 роки тому +21

    god bless whoever is reading this and know jesus has a plan for you and god bless you and your family love you all and please don't use the lords name in vain or please try not to sin at all please and thank you🙌😇✝🙏❤ love you all

  • @yuhtuh7417
    @yuhtuh7417 4 роки тому +5

    Omg!! I cant believe im a couple seconds early!!

    • @sebongilesihlangu9907
      @sebongilesihlangu9907 4 роки тому +1

      Thanks for the telling , the person who's always *4 minutes late !!*
      I'm serious it's always the same , every day

  • @yall_fw_Ashley
    @yall_fw_Ashley 2 роки тому

    That chicken got the move!!
    Me: Grooves with the chick
    Matthew bugges in
    Me : JEZUZ CHWIST

  • @abdurrahmaanappleby9970
    @abdurrahmaanappleby9970 4 роки тому +4

    I pray whoever reads this becomes successful in the future

    • @sebongilesihlangu9907
      @sebongilesihlangu9907 4 роки тому +1

      Are you just saying that to make you seem kind or caring , or do you really mean it ?

  • @itsdailyyy
    @itsdailyyy 4 роки тому +13

    The person who scrolls down the comments have a nice morning evening night or midnight :)

  • @Embappee
    @Embappee 3 роки тому +1

    Has no one realized that in the Description it says this is gta v lol

  • @x4life965
    @x4life965 3 роки тому +1

    I was laughing so hard when he said to the robot your looking at my uh-oh -nethers

  • @fxshy_5573
    @fxshy_5573 3 роки тому

    0:14 - 0:22 The Chicken dance: made by chicken and Matt Smith😏🐓🕺💃