Mysterious Cortana. Don't ask Siri: "Who is Cortana?". ... Questions about crimes. Don't make Siri an accomplice to a crime. ... You can't divide by zero. ... Personal life. ... One hundred and eight.
I said: "Hey Siri, does my crush like me?" Siri: *I'm sorry.* (Thanks Matt for inspiring me to make vids, even though yours are way better than mine 😂)
Ask Siri: "Where do babies come from?" the answer is funny but kind of creepy. Also, did you notice that when she was rapping about washing hands and the whole virus thing, she said 20 two times, as in 2020? I mean idk
I just love when Siri roasted you in one of your other work vids lol that was so funny especially when she said black monkey I just surprised when I realised she could see you It was soooooo surprised I felt like it was funny 😁
This is Billy 🕺he is 0 years old. How many likes he gets is how old he is! Edit 1: guys he’s married look:🕺💃 Edit 2: Billy got divorced at 55… but he got a dog! 🐕 Edit 3: he’s gonna die when he’s 167. Edit 4: guys he has a gf!
3:21 that face made me laugh so how lol
Same
Me:trying *
Siri:’Here’s wHaT I foUnd On thE weB’
@@ObjectGamesOfficial kaboom
@@ObjectGamesOfficial kaboom
@@thesonvjx376kaboom
Frrr
So true
Siri straight up cussed😅😂😂😂
Mysterious Cortana. Don't ask Siri: "Who is Cortana?". ...
Questions about crimes. Don't make Siri an accomplice to a crime. ...
You can't divide by zero. ...
Personal life. ...
One hundred and eight.
Actually Cortana is the ai assistant for Microsoft
"Hey siri, slef destruct"
"Self distructing in 3 2"
"Wait no!"
"1"
"Kaboom"
"Oh.."
When I said it, she said “OK.” And she exited me out.
🤣 he almost threw his phone 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How does Siri say i c
Siri self destruct 3 2 1
Me aaaaahhhh dont kill me demon
I was not expecting that I thought she was going to blow up or else this video would not be on UA-cam
Dangmattasmith: "Hey, siri tell me a joke"
Siri: "Your UA-cam channel."
Me: *starts laughing*
Oof😑😐🤨🤔
o your yt channel a joke
*Mattasmith*
Say sari are you a b..ch
mattasmith
Siri: can I speak to the devil
NOOOOOOOOOOÓÖÔŒÔŐŌ. 😭😭😭😭😭😰😨😨😰😥😓😓😥😰😨
Ask Siri if she knows your siblings name, but if you don't have a sibling, ask if you know my name
Ask Siri “ What does the fox say? “ it’s so funny to me 😆 😂
Ok❤️❤️
Black life’s matter ✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿
Ning Ning Ning Ning
Ask Siri what does a bald man say😸😸😹😹😹😹😹😸😸😸😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😸😹😸😹😸😹😸😸😹😹😹😹😸😸
ok *trys it* HahAHAhaAHEHA
I said: "Hey Siri, does my crush like me?"
Siri: *I'm sorry.*
(Thanks Matt for inspiring me to make vids, even though yours are way better than mine 😂)
@@j7antony Calm down
@LilShway No your vids are great!
@@whiteflamingo8929 wdym I'm complimenting lilshway
Oof
Bebbrge
Tell Siri "ICU" and "URP"
the "wash your hands" make me cracked up
5:12
Starfish: I believe I can fly..
Him: Did you guys see dat?? 😂
*I B E L I V E I C A N F L Y*
😂😂👻
🤣🤣🤣🤣
911
/: wat
Google: *the husband*
Alexa: *the wife*
Siri: *the kid*
Lol lmao
Ur definetly right XD
🤔🤔🧐🧐🧐😑😑😕😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
Plus I have Google Alexa and Siri
👍🏽 yeah
Siri self-destruct when I did it
3:05 Siri sounded so innocent 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
title: things you should never ask siri
me: *asking her everything
XD
XD XD XD XD XD XDDDDDDD XD XD XD
nop
Tarek moh and a woman with
6:54 made me laughing very hard
Aaa
Ask Siri: do dolls move
2
3:34 😂 I was laughing on the ground
Did anyone else’s Siri tell a joke when he said Siri tell me a joke
Yes
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooopooooooooooof
Cowboy 790 when i try tell siri a joke SHE DOES IT I WANT TO TELL IT NOT YOU
Im on ipad 5 soooo my siri said:heres one for the kiddos. How do you make a astronaut baby sleep. Rocket
Me:wat
Yep siri actually said it
When u have an android: 👁️👅👁️
i loved when u said siri self destruct a she went kanoom and u were so scared
Same thing
And the one when u call a female dog a bish
Every time u say “hey Siri” MY SIRI TURNS ON!
Say hey Siri do you have a sleep paralysis demon. She should say yes I do and I think it's you.
10:33
matt: youre CRAZy
siri: literally just described the I am your father scene
Tell Siri: “I see a little silhouette of a man” and he goes on and on for ages lol x
I don’t know what you mean by “i see a silhouette of a man”
@@mahoganykettle5541 it's a part of a song lyric
From Freddy Mercury
Queen yess I love bohemian rhapsody
Oh my god all the zoomers who don’t get it 😂
FOX GOES AKAKAKAKAKAKKAAKKAAKKAKAKAKAKAK
Why did I laugh at the frozen joke haha😂😅
Tell Siri "I'm gonna jump off the world trade center"
9/11 stuff
Yaaaaaaaaaa
Siri : Weeeeeeeeee
@@ianpatch8362 weee
Matt: what do you call a female dog
Siri: A bit*h
Me: Siri a savage
Lol
@@HotDog-wy5vw Yeah
I tried that and it was hilarious
Yah but siri is being mean
Blair Beth no, it’s the actual word for female dogs.
6:13 LOL THAT FACE THO
ask sirl "'fvck off"🤣
Or you can say kiss me Siri and she will straight up say no. Like a savage.
I tried it, she was savage
Rude much
Mo
RTEOWDFG
Abdulla_GamerYT Playz me to
Tell Siri “sing for me” she replied with a annoying sentence
ok
XieannSaplan
Have you guys tried it yet?
(That’s why I made this comment.)
@@xieannsaplan9961yes
I cant stop replaying 9:56 🤣🤣
0:44 that face 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Ask Siri this:
Am I cooler then you?
She better answer yes
i love you💗💗💗💗💗😔😔😔😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Ask suri can you sing dance monkey
Oceania•Roblox u said u couldn’t say
She said I couldn’t say that’s what I meant
Ask Siri: "Where do babies come from?" the answer is funny but kind of creepy.
Also, did you notice that when she was rapping about washing hands and the whole virus thing, she said 20 two times, as in 2020? I mean idk
Wdym creepy
It says their mothers
Moms
Ask Siri do you Zoom
Yes do it
In the self destruct one my Siri said ok then just left with a laugh
When I ask my Siri to self-destruct, he says OK then just leaves
Matt: did you see that!?!?
Me: lemme call Ghost hunters
I just like that cuz it makes no sense
😑
Mmmmm...
Gaster Blaster and I oop
:D
3:34 had me dying😂😂
SAME i like that part lol
Me to
IF HE SAY MY MONKEY IN ROOTS
5:10 there’s probably a fan in his room
rugh
When I said hey, Siri, I'm your father. She said noooo!
5:11 THE "SIRI INCIDENT" imagine someone makes a troll face incident
“Hey Siri do dolls move at night” that’s my question
Excuse me say what..........
._. I am scared for this person does this person see things??
Yes dolls move at night
I have a Eagle plush and it was on my bed and when i woke up it was in the kitchen
And i attacked me
I don't have a Siri so I just want to see what happens if you say "Hey Siri, define the word, Aegislash." Aegislash is a Pokemon.
Hey Siri define the word aegislash
I say to Siri to my phone to self destructive
😂 i shouldve told u wat seal was in french lol
I asked siri to self destruct and she just said "okay!"
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same?
Ask siri:talk dirty to me "it's funny i did it it's FUNNY😂
I don't have siri :
He did dat
I don't have it I have a tablet
or ask him to look at the creepiest things in the universe
@@Foxygamer-dl3fe i have google and Bixby!
Ask Siri how does she fart? It’s funny.
Ask siri I love😂
Ask Siri: ”Do you have a sister?“
The response is a bit sad but funny.
Ask siri do you have a sister
She will say Alexa
Awwwwww that’s so cute djelsncej
I dont have a family as a normal person siri said
Sorta like if you ask siri if you have a mum
i was laughing so hard when siri was ganna self-destruct like he,s face he was like wait waitXD
I subscribe to you
Me to bro🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ask Siri to go back home 😂
When I ask siri to self destruct
: Siri: OK. … *does nothing*
Ask Siri: How bad we’re my grades in middle school
Ask siri what is 0 ÷ 0
@@lejandharrybros8506 he already did.
Ask siri : what's my best friend
*were
Ask siri: Siri am i ugly?
She answers: look at a mirror
Sirl said. “You are perfect to me” I was like “what. U love me?”
Thanks for spoiling it
@@itnas2323 well you were gonna find out any way
she said i am perfect to her
Roasted
I just love when Siri roasted you in one of your other work vids
lol that was so funny especially when she said black monkey
I just surprised when I realised she could see you
It was soooooo surprised I felt like it was funny 😁
Ask Siri you’re momma 😂
Me: Siri are you fat?
Siri: I don't have a body
Lol same
Lol
@@sharktooth6320 Siri is so freaking stupid
@grantedgamer08
@@jaxy234 2hy
NO WAY WHEN YOU SAID “HEY SIRI” IT ACTIVATED MY SIRI
same
AAAAAAAA
OMG SAME
Ask Siri what’s my name? What’s my address?👹😊
Ask Siri I see a silhouette of a man
Dangmattsmith: hey siri what do you call a female dog?
Siri: Ur Mom
That is very funny
Lol
Cartoon dog
Er SF sgsd Stege among us lmpostor
Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
3:35 Matt’s reaction tho!
His face was priceless
Ikr
Yes yes yes yes
It’s pog
No more than I got from
Ask siri who's her/his momma😅
Ask siri Joe mama.😂
I told Siri to say ICUP and it said I’m afraid I can’t do that for you-
Edit: OMG I got 3 likes tysm!! That’s the most likes I have ever got >.
-• H E A V A N • lol it said that me
She didn’t say it for me either
When he said that in there, I died laughing. 😂
Well now you got 43 likes
• L i a m •
Google: **actually beat boxes**
Siri: *CATS AND BOOTS AND BOOTS AND CATSSS*
IKR 🍔🍔🍔🍔
CATS AND BOOTS AND CATS AND BOOTS AND CATS AND BOOTS
Lo
3:16 I can’t 💀💀💀💀
1:04 I c u p 😂
3:34 had me dying 🤣
Edit: I've never gotten this many like wow thx ❤
Edit 2: EVEN MORE LIKES WOT
Edit 3: e
same
Same. He actually thought and then Siri said Kaboom
3:34 had me dying😂😂😂😂
F says hello
@@johannjupiter7084 yippee
3:35 got me laughing sooooo hard!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
kaboom
😯🙃🤣🤣😯😲
This is Billy 🕺he is 0 years old. How many likes he gets is how old he is!
Edit 1: guys he’s married look:🕺💃
Edit 2: Billy got divorced at 55… but he got a dog! 🐕
Edit 3: he’s gonna die when he’s 167.
Edit 4: guys he has a gf!
@@Uselesserdang why you acting like that, we he do?😂
Yo momma is so thin she can dodge raindrops
Yo momma is so fat she got stuck in a dream
Yo momma is so fat she got stuck in a dream
Billy is now 28 years old
Siri I get your joke😂😂
when you said it’s self destruct I was laughing so hard
Who liked my comment
Mere
Me
Same😂
Me to 😂😂
Me: hey Siri where’s the best place to hide a body
Siri: how many bodies?
Me: uhhhhhhh ._.”
What's the 15 bodies or was it 20 or are you just a body hider
2:23 hey siri is Elmo a demon.Siri:Elmo is a red monster
4:00😂
😂
You should ask Siri how do you train a demagogue in Orphanos
6:52 got me dying 😂😂😂
Me too
What do you call a female dog a b
Garten banban2
IS AOT
I,M A FAN eys😊
UA-cam call à flfp
Ask siri: can I speak to the devil
Say roast me siri its so funny
Ask: Hey siri, What does Siri mean
The mean your a idiot
i done it
Brick rookie
Agree
It means you're an idiot
ask siri: "ilkie your cut g" plz
Yeah 10000000000000%
Ask siri do the no no square its funny
I like your cut g
She said:
Got it 🤣
@@nuria127. same for me
Him:How do u say seal in french?
Siri:Foque
New bomb acquired:Siri self destruct
The self destruct and the hand wash rap was my fav part
matt:we tryna keep it clean up here
also matt:*your mom joke intensifies*
your the best youtuber
@@emmabachellier9239 it's not Matt Smith
4:01 😂😂
I asked Siri self destruct, and Siri said OK.
Me too
PLS HLP ME
I was laughing so much of the self distruct
Me too
Same
Same
@@user-kk2su5hc4r 7duwwyshhagzid
me too
hey siri, are you with the FBI (its funny i tryed this on alexa)
What did she say?
Hey sir I say are you awake
Cartoon dog
I have Alexa
Its not even funny...
3:39
Kaboom...
Him: You gotta be kidding me
Ask Siri to have a roast battel
He was so into that rap Siri made 😂
Who watch dis in 2022😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉
@@seanmichael4788 me!
YEAH
@@seanmichael4788 Me lol
Say she is fat
Matt: How do you spell ‘icup’?
Siri: I. C. U. P.
I finnaly get it
Siri: is that right?
Bro I hate that song that siri rapped it's stupid.
What about imap:Im a p
5:40 sure did violate u smith 😂😂
do a part 5 of SIRI please I love the part where siri is like i see you pee the i cup 🤣