It's been proven for a long time that was a relocation flight of the jet after the sale of her jet was processed by the buyer. You can not like TS if you want but at least get the facts straight.
My mom has a coworker who said this on the subject, "Taylor Swift is a woman in her thirties, but she pretends to be 16. And she makes music for women in their 30s, who pretend to be 16."
@@barbararab6390 ehh... i mean they're fans and it's nice they support her. if everyone would think she doesn't need support she'd still be unknown. my problem is that they DEMAND others to support her as well. like they can F off 🙄🙄
After Bonnie and Clyde's death, when their bodies were being taken into town there was a mob of adoring fans waiting for them. The fans reached into the car they were in and were ripping out strands of hair, taking pieces of clothing, items from the car, and other souvenirs. I'm 98% sure that Swifties would rip Taylor apart in the same manner if she didn't have security with her. Only, the Swifties would do it while she was still alive.
dude, I think about that too! I'm not gonna lie, sometimes I'll see clips of her at meet and greets or concerts and when she's really close to the fans, it makes me nervous! If I was her, I'd be horrified of those crowds, like could you imagine??
I told my swiftie friend that I like two songs the most from her new album, but what I actually wanted to say was: there are only two songs in her new album is worth just listening to imo” 😂they have serious parasocial issue and I’m not gonna risk it.
You honestly can't disagree with anybody nowadays without being called misogynistic, racist, antisemitic, transphobic, or whatever! People don't seem to want to accept that other people can have a different opinion or like something different without being a bad person!!
It's cause it's a cult. The "leftist" cult. They label and cancel (shun) people. It's what they do. I'm saying this as a conservative, not an alt-right person. I simply don't agree with the way things are going right now, and I know many people don't either.
@@ShmanceypantsI once got called racist as a kid for asking my "mate" who the guy was in his phone screensaver and something about is he a footballer for him to call me racist just because the guy had a football top on and was blacker than the night sky while my mate was whiter than a ginger, I felt bad until i realised he didnt understand wtf racism was, moral of the story you can complain about anything even if they have no reason to and the "isms" they make up just go to drag actual insults into a big murky pile where you cant see the real hate from the mistaken/chosen to misunderstand and yes, it is very much a choice
Taylor Swift has started a cult full of emotionally immature women in their late 20s early 30s who still aren't over breakups which happened in highschool.
@@Sotryn_Foxshe definitely encourages it. She’s smart and has an entire team behind her, parasociality is marketability. The way she behaves on social media and the way she writes her lyrics insights fans to become obsessed with her personal life and romantic life. I remember when she spent 2 albums dropping “hints” in songs and social media, saying things at concerts, goading fans in to speculating about who she’s dating next or what song is about who.
She has built an empire based upon the minds of the most separated from reality human beings. She is not a poet, nor is she unique or special. Just another drop in the bucket soon to be forgotten by the progress of time.
A good number of actual tortured died penniless and weren't really appreciated until well after their deaths. I think the opposite is true with Taylor. When the last Swifty's fingers are being gnawed on by her various cats, that will mark the end of interest in her.
@@danielpatternson6149 How are we supposed to take it? It obviously wasn't meant in an ironic sense if you read the "tortured" lyrics of any of the songs this privileged billionaire MF'r has her team write.
when a child gets shreksually abused at a young age like 14 or 15, their mind keeps going back to the day it happened, and they have a hard time maturing past that point in their lives...
Her talking about how we “treat our creatives” and saying we like to watch artists in pain makes me think it’s at least partially referencing herself, since she brings up ways she was wronged frequently.
She says "You don't get to talk to me about sad" and "You wouldn't last a day" in her life, but she's a billionaire, born to billionaires, talking to an audience of people struggling to survive in time of uncertainty and instability and a cost-of-living crisis. 💀
She also enjoys screwing over younger female artists by releasing new copies of her album the same week theirs come out. All to prevent them getting to number one.
I remember waaay back in the day she had a fued with Katy Perry because a couple of backup dancers wanted to go on tour with Katy in the off season of Swifts. Taylor wrote a whole ass song denouncing Katy, wrote so many tweets claiming Katy ruined her tour and was a snake. I knew something was seriously wrong with this girl for like a decade. Girl is scary.
I've listened to her music, and some of the songs are pretty catchy. However I forget them immediately. Honestly I've never found myself humming a single Swift song afterwards. They disappear from my mind... swiftly?
Freddie Mercury could rise from the grave right now, make a whole new album, and I still wouldn’t cry drooling all over myself in my car like an infant
It could be about the most legit heartbreaking thing ever but I still can’t stand watching 1 second of it so when it’s about something stupid it kills my brain cells that much more
@@CarpeNoctem135 crying online is just attention seeking fr. I understand You're upset but trying to get viral from your pain is really off putting. I prefer the videos where they show how they used to be sad crying but now they're living a better life happy because it's nice to know it gets better.
I laugh at people who cry. Because they're fake crying so I mock them, I am in a sadistic mood, or someone is genuinely crying and since I don't know how to comfort them I laugh as I am uncomfortable.
The toruture poet department isn't about how Taylor is a tortured poet. It's a department for torturing actual poets. So Taylor can fuel her kabal of demon worshippers.
I mean... The story of a governmental department where we torture artists to bring forth their best work would honestly be a fucking great concept for either a doom metal album, a dystopian scifi thriller, or both though xD
@@keagsobrien6772 Gotta be honest mate, I don't think hollywood is the soul grinding machine that it is because it wants to bring forth the best its artists can produce... it's just basic greed that makes it what it is, not the search for artistic perfection. Furthermore, while I agree that the industry is probably terrible to be in, I don't think it amounts to literal torture, or even comes close really.
It’s a nice Georgian colonial I have no idea why you think it looks like a columned Neo classical plantation home. It’s nowhere near that big. Do you live in a box?😂
I just can't relate to someone in a stable relationship singing about breakups. If you're actually happy with your partner, exes tend to be the last thing you think about. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
Yep, I just don't listen to her anymore because I'm in a happy relationship and ALL her songs are about older relationships, like idk, I hate my ex I don't wanna think about him. It's not even just Taylor, I stopped listening to a lot of these types of artists when I stopped being single.
The problem is that all of her songs are based off her breakups and made up issues. I'll give her this, she's damned good at duping idiots into believing she's some next level big brain.
i just dont understand how shes writing MORE songs, she already has a bajillion or some shit and now shes writing about unimportant crap she talked about at childhood sleepovers?? shes going younger next album, we’re getting full on goo goo ga ga
I can totally relate to someone taking the opportunity to make easy money. I'd be churning out four-chord breakup songs left and right if it paid me millions of dollars. I could even learn to play the guitar.
@@ashleyrose7830BALD, BALD, BALD. the first spongebob movie was an actual gem. im glad ive lived to see much of the movie and first couple seasons become memes.
What about the one where the two girls were just listening closely but then when the right lyrics played they jumped up and went nuts like I did when the balrog showed up the first time I saw Lord of the Rings?
As both a swiftie and a long time Reddit user, I can confirm it is in fact hellish . Stopped going on Reddit for this past week because it become an unbearable cesspit.
@faerie67893 I went on Reddit for about 5 minutes then got off and never used it again, I know that sounds like in a boomer but it’s mainly because it’s just Twitter but for perverts.
How can the most popular music artist in the world right now only bring “Tattooed golden retriever” and “1830s without the racists” to the writing room
lyrics fr went from "Your day breaks, your mind aches You find that all her words of kindness linger on When she no longer needs you She wakes up, she makes up She takes her time and doesn't feel she has to hurry She no longer needs you" to "My friends used to play a game where We would pick a decade We wished we could live in instead of this I'd say the 1830s but without all the racists"
"Taylor swift is a tortured poet" She paid for a $14m beach front mansion in cash once. Its back breaking working carrying thousands of pounds of hundred dollar bills guys
She was born to a billionaire father who bought major stock in the record label that signed her "coincidently" weeks before it did. Statements like "you don't get to explain sad to me" and "You wouldn't last an hour" and "i'm a tortured poet" are all so tone-deaf in regards to the privilege she has and had.
Am I the only one that thinks she heard the name Dead Poets Society and liked the name and put the words through a Thesaurus to come up with an album title?
Swifties have a hero complex. In their eyes, she is the ultimate victim and as long as she maintains that image, they have to defend her, and as you mentioned, have to speak on her behalf.
No one has never suffered in their life, but I can't really feel sorry for a billionaire who is completely blind to her privileges while acting persecuted anymore. She never really admits to wrongdoing, whether it's dating someone who gave a N*zi salute or trying to sue someone who pointed out you pollute into silence.
Most of my favorite artists have albums that I can say are bad. The problem with her fans is that they do not view her as a great artist, they view her as a diety who can do no wrong. If they admit that this album is mid or bad, they are admitting that Taylor isn't perfect. It's just delusion.
Taylor Swift is the type of rich person to get on her private jet with a few friends after 1 appletini and when the pilot asks "So, where are we going?" she looks out the window with her signature smirk, pauses, and says: "Surprise me, Anton..." **acoustic guitar music swells**
"Ma'am this isn't a romance movie, I can't just go somewhere without knowing how much fuel will be needed for our destination, the weather condition, where I can land-"
im not a swiftie at all and yes her fanbase is extremely unhinged, but I dont think its fair to say that she "whines about problems a 16 year old would sing about". Things like love, relationships, breakups and heartbreak are pretty universal experiences regardless of your age, so it makes sense that she would make music about these things that she's experienced. Problems like breakups and heartbreak is a completely normal thing to make music about, in fact tonnes of artists do. Swifties have earned a reputation for being insane yes, but it seems like theres a lot of people who give unfair criticisms of taylor's music just because they (understandably) dont like her fanbase. If you want to criticise her music for being boring and generic then thats fair enough, but criticising her music because its about problems that you personally consider trivial is not very fair IMO. And even if taylor was making music about teenage problems, theres nothing wrong with making music for teenage girls about the experience of being a teenager, a lot of this criticism about taylor making music for teenage girls honestly just feels like people mindlessly hating on whatever is popular among teenage girls. That being said, I do agree that her naming her album "tortured poets department" is unbelievably corny, and I definitely wouldnt classify one of the wealthiest, most famous and most successful pop stars in the world as a "tortured poet" lmfao, she's doing just fine.
The thing is I literally cannot relate to the level of obsession that these people have for Taylor in any part of my life. They react like they just won a scratch ticket every time they hear a lyric in one of her songs. Celebrity obsession feels like a little dystopian mental condition
Blows my mind too how people can be completely obsessed with celebrities. I seriously don't get it, especially when it comes to defending them to the death. They don't know you lol.
Like bro at least there’s some plausible deniability that Jesus, God, Allah, or smth actually gives a damn about your existence. Fr who the hell are these people???
@@KWD423exactly. I see people getting destroyed online (just for disliking this album which is objectively the worst in her discography) by swifties saying that "the criticism hurts Taylor" even though she wrote multiple lyrics/songs about how her own fan base is too invasive and irritates her. The toxicity from her fan base is unreal and has a weird crossover with Disney adults.
@@strwbmoth I read an article about multiple real world cases of swifties cutting off their best friend of YEARS because they didn't like Taylors newest album. It's actually pathetic. But these people make liking Taylor their entire personality, that's why they get so defensive. In their eyes, Taylor is so connected to who they are that if you critisize her they see it as a personal attack on them
I hate how everyone that’s listened to her song has said, “her lyrics are so deep and she’s just an amazing artist” no. She isn’t. Some good artists are people like Alex G, TV girl, mitski, Tyler the Creator, MSI (I don’t support them just love the music), and so many more. She’s just rich and makes generic and basic lines sound catchy and mixes them up a bit. I as a 14 year old girl can probably replicate and make better music. She just sounds like an angsty teenage girl then never grew up. I feel like this is female manipulator music.
How much you wanna best she writes only a few songs herself and they are heavily edited by her production team. If she’s profound then so was Madonna back in the day
I was once in a small, ~12-person discussion-based class in undergrad, and somehow taylor swift came up. Someone went "now OBVIOUSLY we all know the lyrics to every Taylor swift song" and she was completely, unquestioningly, dead serious. She was so sure that every one of us in that room knew the words religiously. I almost crumbled to dust and obviously didn't DARE expose myself as someone who's never listened to Taylor swift lest my body be ripped to shreds for treason. The dread I've felt in that moment has seldom been matched
@BheshajB This was in the last semester of undergrad before I graduated & I already had great friends who knew full well I didn't care about TS. Starting a fight in a discussion class over one side comment would've served no purpose and benefitted nobody. I know my own mind and there was no need for me to derail a conversation because my own ego was bruised by TS fan accusations. If the discussion had been about her, sure, I would've spoken my mind. But it was unimportant. & to be frank it's well worth having friends that aren't exactly like you. You miss out on a lot in life if you live in an echo chamber
Taylor Swift: I’m a functioning alcoholic Me, hearing that while actively in rehab: *honey, no.* Edit: to clarify, it’s a song lyric and not Taylor actually saying that she’s a functioning alcoholic
As a PTSD-sufferer living in poverty, IDK if she's ever struggled with true alcohol abuse or if she's just trying to convince us she's deep and suffering instead of a billionaire's daughter who achieved billionaire status herself. Hope you're okay, best of luck in rehab. I believe in you 💛
@2rad2paytaxes I don't mean to invalidate you, but alcoholism can be very covert. I grew up with a functioning alcoholic and only immediate family really knew what was going on. Alcoholism can be really discreet or even 'mild' but nonetheless still damaging for everyone involved. Not that I think Taylor Swift wouldn't lie for the attention of course lmao.
I was a swifty when I was between 9-12 years old. I saw Taylor Swift during her 1989 tour in 2015 and as an 11 year old- dude, I was so bored. I thought it was going to be this extravagant concert and sure you could say I was young and she was just starting out. But , again, she had already been HUGE at this point, and I see 6 year olds screaming at her concerts, dude. Needless to say i was so bored that I fell asleep as did another girl who was younger than me behind me. Even my uncle who's still a swifty fell asleep. However, I didn't see another concert until 2018 and that was when I saw Metallica and 14 year old me acted as if that was the equivalent of seeing God and it still was. Seeing One, Orion, and For Who the Bell Tolls, I think I peed. I remember this old man looking at me and my dad and he smiled, gave me a thumbs up and said "is this your first hard rock concert? You're gonna love it." So fucking sweet. I'll always remember that guy. The metal community is one of the nicest and best communities I've ever been apart of
Ah, a fellow brother in metal. Might I recommend Vektor? Kickass modern thrash metal band and one of my all time favorites despite only having three albums.
@lifeunderthestarstv literally!! And everyone is so fucking nice. Plus I went to see Destroys Boys and Scowl live and they stressed the importance of helping one another out when moshing. They said "have all the fucking fun you want, get insane and crazy, but what do you do when someone falls? Pick them up."
The line "I wish every taylor swoft listening party ended in a chimp attack somehow" got me laughing so hard I actually pooped. Luckily I was prepared and currently sitting on the toilet.
I honestly cannot see how Taylor Swift is a “Tortured Poet”. Like, most of her songs are about breakups which is an experience most people have felt atleast once in their life. To my knowledge, she wasn’t bullied or harassed, she doesn’t struggle with severe bouts of depression. I don’t think Swifities understand the pain a lot of actual tortured artists have went through; Elton John, Van Gogh, Osamu Dazai, Kurt Cobain. Like, you can enjoy her music but I feel like calling her some kind of “Tortured soul” is a bit of a stretch.
If any of y’all listened to the song called tortured poets department y’all would understand that she’s making fun of her ex for calling themselves a tortured poet. Y’all can’t even do that yet still hate an hate and hate
Taylor Swift is stretching the word torture, is a bit much. Her ex spouses, are the victims, not her, and Taylor swift thinks she is the victim, but she does this, to make money for her songs to be repeated 24\7 365 - 366 days!
@@einhorntaschentuch9404making fun of her ex saying the truth is it really a coincidence that every relation she gets in breaks apart in such a short time ? And she earns money on their names lmao she monetises her exs
Her music is music, and people can compare it to their struggles however they please, but the fact she's a 34 year old billionaire still writing music as if she's some 15 year old with 8 soundcloud followers just comes off as pretentious. "Oh man, being an artist is so hard because everything you put out is criticized on whether it's good or not, good thing I have 1.1 billion dollars and millions of fans so I don't have to worry about that"
Let people make music.. everyone goes through heartbreaks, you clearly haven’t. Age doesn’t matter in love.. it doesn’t matter how old you are, you can always get your heart broken, no matter the age. Music is art. She’s making art and lots of people relate to her.
@@mintani19 that's not my point? I said nothing about love songs? I'm talking about how she comes across as insensitive due to her position of wealth and influence when discussing struggles that she's privileged enough to not have to struggle with every day.
Thats not a music if you always act victim in your relationship and don't hold them accountable , she is more of a public face(woke antimen feminist public ) than an music artist
There is a paradox that causes any "swiftie" to really struggle with brain function: ask them what taylor swift's *worst* album is. They cant fathom the concept.
@@blackwidow5228 I respect the hell outta you for having an answer. And yeah we all get that fans aren't necessarily fanatics, which is what I'm referring to when I say "swiftie". But that's curious, there's an album that you consider worse than one that contains lics like "touch me while your friends play gta"? No hate no shade, I'm just puzzled as to what the bar actually is for her releases lol
@@frofrozzty Personal preference? lol And I've only listened to this album once so I haven't completely made my mind up. I just know that music has helped me with a lot of things, especially hers. Now some people go way too far and so far beyond the music it's scary. But for me it's very therapeutic.
the problem with taylor swifts constant private jet usage is that its us that common folk that get told to make a differnace to try to stop the carbon emissions but then a celebrity like tayloer swifts cancels out any contribution we do because they need to fly to a concert between states.
Considering how 99.99% of all celebrities also fly jets like crazy (Taylor doesnt even make top usage lists) her great mistake was getting lawyers involved. Streisand effect
@@NotAdultingToday im not a swiftie by any means, but your comment is clearly just misogynistic. If you're going to criticise Taylor Swift then at least criticise her about something worth criticising, instead of trying to insult her for her "body count". Things like love, relationships, breakups and heartbreak are very normal things for artists to make music about, many artists do. It seems like your issue is just thats she's had quite a lot of relationships before that havent worked out, which she's been able to channel into her music, which makes sense as its common for artists to base their music off past experiences (especially when it comes to romance). Its ironic because poets write about love and heartbreak all the time. To be clear im NOT saying I consider taylor swift to be a "poet", im just saying that hating on her for making music about love, relationships and heartbreak doesnt make sense because plenty of actual poets do the same, but the reason you take issue with taylor swift doing it is just because its public knowledge that she has dated a lot of guys before. Im sure that there are plenty of poets and artists out there who have had a lot of ex-partners and ex-romances, its just less well known.
She's was the most streamed artist of all time globally by a decent margin last year and her music was never _that_ good to begin with, what other direction is there? All of her songs are about picking the wrong guy and having her heart broken yet she is worshipped by young women as a role model. Of course that could be said about a lot of artists but almost none compare to her in how fast and large her fame grew.
My little brother was kidnapped two years ago by Swiftys for saying that her music was gay, eight months ago he was found skinned hanging upside down from a bridge with the words hater under the bridge written in blood. True story.
Taylor is responsible for a lot of the skinwalker sightings. A couple of dudes are camping and they see some vicious lanky creature stalking their camp and they report it as a wendigo but it's actually something far worse. Sorry about your brother, the swifties actually got my cousin for saying "what kind of little baby bird brain considers this good music?" They found his leg and a few teeth 😢
9:33 holy shit Hunter, I graduated community college with a worthless degree and now I just started my first week at Best buy, I'm literally in the bathroom on lunch break when I heard this part of the video WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING TO ME! WHO TOLD YOU I EXIST?!?!
NOOO! You just don’t GET IT! Obviously Taylor is secretly a massive anime fan, and just wanted to pay homage to her favorite series: Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood! Gosh, do you HATERS even have BRAINS?!?!
To be fair, alchemy also works Def: A seemingly magical process of transformation, creation, or combination. "Finding the person who's right for you requires a very subtle alchemy" This is from the Oxford Dictionary. Just a heads up before the crazies come for you. lol
Swifties are like Xenomorphs protecting their Queen, tearing everybody and everything apart, i imagine Papa Meat like : "They're coming outta the goddamn walls!"
I can't wrap my head around why so many UA-camrs cant stop talking about how terrified they are of a bunch of celebrity worshipers who all they do is scream but say squat when it comes to other cult-like groups that actually fantasize about going to war with people they don't agree with, who praise a dead dictator, and wish to throw innocent lgbt people in jail. Hell, I can hear the rumbling of a dozen people about to tell me why the lgbt deserve to go to jail. But nah, the group who has only yelled online is the problem, not the group who has gone out of their way to raid the mfing Capitol.
Golden retriever is a lady reference meaning a boy who basically acts like a well trained dog to them. She's probably referencing one of the f boys she's been with before.
I get the writing for yourself part. People always give me songwriting advice as to "what the masses want" and I'm like "That's cool, I'm not doing that." Difference is i HOPE you enjoy it too, and if you don't it's no skin off my back. Also Taylor rarely writes her own stuff. She's in that pop game where she buys the efforts of several different writers for one song.
Plus watching it back, cutting it down, editing in a caption, deciding it's ready to post, writing a title and description, and uploading it. There are so many steps where you could change your mind and somehow they don't.
I teach at a university. I just opened an email about entering final grades. And, no joke, the top of the email says, "The Tortured Professors Department." I hate it. I hate it so much.
I also teach at a university and the number of times I have heard otherwise serious people deliver panegyrics about Taylor Swift in the past year has me contemplating very dark things.
i think her fans makes more of an assumption of whats sad and whats, well whatever they think. this is the same fans who thinks they know the songs better than the actual writer.
@@carmen3091 Papa Meat and Wendigoon have a creepypasta podcast where one of the stories they read is a horrifying but interesting story called "Borrasca." It's called "Creepcast" and it's worth a watch/listen.
r/arkham users became insane due to despair and abandonment. Swiftie are just insane from the start, and it got worse from there, and probably will get even worse forever.
That 1830’s line is giving me it’s snowing on mt fuji vibes. Also about the flight tracker thing she wasn’t the only one being tracked, as it’s all public information. She became the face of it bec she tried to sue him and her cult went rabid abt it too. Not to mention Taylor is the most egregious private jet flier last I checked.
Imagine being a Quantum Physics professor at Berkeley realizing there is someone on the same campus as you teaching Taylor Swift, earning the same salary, using the same university grading policies, etc.
I love that they always just insult your character or physical appearance when you disagree with them it just shows that they have very poor debate skills
‘ditch the clown, get the crowns’ is actually kind of a deep cut reference about a small indie game called fortnite where you compete to the win a victory royale crown
14:01 she really acting like she grew up in the middle of no mans land during WW1 and yet she lived in a mansion and her family also owned a farm at one point
The tortured poet thing might be one of the cringiest mainstream album titles ever. She’s not tortured. She’s a billionaire with no public problems beyond some milquetoast relationship drama, and if she as any issues she has more than enough money to make them disappear.
I agree. There are still bops on this album for sure but (JUST ME, personally) Im getting a little bored of the same old trope over and over. You’d think she had the most tragic existence. It’s just getting old
And she ain't no poet either. It's definitely a marketing strategy "look how deep and not-privileged I am". GRRL, you were born to a billionaire father who bought your music career. And you're whining about relationships that lasted shorter than yogurt in the fridge. The rest of us are in poverty during a crisis. Read the socio-economic room.
I've for sure cried to music during a breakup, but like alone in my bathroom or the car. I would be humiliated if someone recorded me doing it, let alone publishing it for the world to see my puffy eyes and snot trails.
What is a hero? Who am I? I'm just a simple multi-platinum rock star, living a simple multi-platinum life I don't know about that crazy world, just driving this A-list mile I'm just a filthy rich economic power, and all that I need I buy! Oh...!
These Taylor Swift albums make me love my wife man...she listened to this whole album in one sitting while I was gaming. Asked her what she was doing while I was gaming "I was listening to Swifts new album, musically its as good as usual, but the lyrics are so sad. Its so unrelatable to me, I married a great guy and I am very happy, I just feel bad for her and the fanbase. If you find her music relatable you need to find better men..." God I love her
I’m convinced T-Swift could sell queefs in a jar she would double her net worth. But when I try to sell queefs in a jar I’m arrested for trespassing at a gynecology office. Rich get richer smh
I feel she may already be doing that, but only to store them; come back to her collection of vag farts down the road to whiff and inspire her next albums.
I've always kinda assumed that best buy has to be one of the worst places to work. Like, even when I worked at Walmart, I'd go to the best buy a few towns over and look at everyone working there like "if they're all more dead eyed than us this place must really suck". So, my condolences for losing whatever chunk of your soul that shithole seems to rob it's workers of.
That's fuckin awesome. I had no idea that shit happened, but feuds like that are always so damn funny. Honestly, even with how weird some of the obsessive del Ray fans are, I've yet to meet any who are anywhere near their swiftie counterparts.
@@burninsherman1037cuz lana del rey is a thousand times better than taylor swift 😂 to compare them is criminal, though taylor does have a knack for vocal Melodie’s. I’d guess lana fans are more emotionally mature than swift fans
I went on the comment section of one of her videos and I swear it is creepy AF. The amount of worship that occurs is scary. Some of them would genuinely die for her.
I’ve discussed this with friends before. If one day she announced to all her fans that they should make themselves “not alive” anymore, you’d see a statistically significant rise in the number of those cases.
@@SN-vn6wbmaybe but swifties take it to levels that no one would've thought possible before. Take how crazy the average die-hard fan of a big artist is and a swifty will crank it up to 100. The only music fandom that I've seen come close if not be equal to that is kpop stans.
i just saw a tweet that said "being a swiftie in 2024 is like being a jew in 1938" and i lost hope entirely
Yeah saw it on Reddit. What the hell people.
Didn't know that Swifties were being rounded up in concentration camps and murdered by Nazis
@@meatloafer2762 news to me too!
...are they comparing Taylor to mustache man?
@@meatloafer2762damn, who's the hitler
Taylor couldnt survive the 1830’s. There isnt jet fuel for her to fly 14 minutes to get her morning coffee
also it was common to die before 20-30 😂 heck if you lived passed 10 you where among the chosen ones 🤣
She’d prob survive because the cult members would invent time travel 💀
there also wasnt a recording booth to make at best mid music either 💀
lolol "like u mean i am supposed to clean that??!!?!"
It's been proven for a long time that was a relocation flight of the jet after the sale of her jet was processed by the buyer.
You can not like TS if you want but at least get the facts straight.
"You take life way to seriously" - swifties after having a mental breakdown over an album
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💀💀💀💀
Their priorities are in the wrong place
Not only an album but one where she says “touch me while your bros play grand theft auto” 😂
@@LoganHostyI miss the person I was before seeing this
My mom has a coworker who said this on the subject,
"Taylor Swift is a woman in her thirties, but she pretends to be 16. And she makes music for women in their 30s, who pretend to be 16."
A coworker of taste.
😂
All facts 😂👏
aren't most brooms like this? I know mine are
Damn spitting facts 😂
"She was excited to share this album with us"
Nah she was excited to get all your loose change you'll toss at her
Its weird how swifties act like Taylor is this indie underground singer who needs support.
@@barbararab6390 A bonafide descendant of the founders. She has never had a problem IN her LIFE.
@@barbararab6390 ehh... i mean they're fans and it's nice they support her. if everyone would think she doesn't need support she'd still be unknown. my problem is that they DEMAND others to support her as well. like they can F off 🙄🙄
Everyone has problems, dude. It's inescapable, even for a rich white girl.
honestly, with the pricing of her merch, albums, and concerts. its not loose change she wants tossed at her. it's paychecks
After Bonnie and Clyde's death, when their bodies were being taken into town there was a mob of adoring fans waiting for them. The fans reached into the car they were in and were ripping out strands of hair, taking pieces of clothing, items from the car, and other souvenirs.
I'm 98% sure that Swifties would rip Taylor apart in the same manner if she didn't have security with her. Only, the Swifties would do it while she was still alive.
This is why stans horrify me like I just can’t grasp how one could worship another person for having talent like wtf
dude, I think about that too! I'm not gonna lie, sometimes I'll see clips of her at meet and greets or concerts and when she's really close to the fans, it makes me nervous! If I was her, I'd be horrified of those crowds, like could you imagine??
I wonder how she's even able to go outside without getting mobbed
it would be like in mad max when immortan joe dies and everyone rips him apart
CONSUME THE FLESH
Swifties are the kind of people you’d see hunched over in the middle of the road at night with glowing eyes feasting on a deer carcass
Google images "skinwalker" and then "Taylor swift" *COINCIDENCE???*
hey leave us roadkill conseurs out of this we arent as crazy as swifties!
That sounds like the exact thing Meat would animate.
Now I want to see it.
I told my swiftie friend that I like two songs the most from her new album, but what I actually wanted to say was: there are only two songs in her new album is worth just listening to imo” 😂they have serious parasocial issue and I’m not gonna risk it.
And feasting on dead squirrels and hedgehogs from railroads😂
I love how misogyny has become a word for anything they don’t like
You honestly can't disagree with anybody nowadays without being called misogynistic, racist, antisemitic, transphobic, or whatever! People don't seem to want to accept that other people can have a different opinion or like something different without being a bad person!!
It's cause it's a cult. The "leftist" cult. They label and cancel (shun) people. It's what they do. I'm saying this as a conservative, not an alt-right person. I simply don't agree with the way things are going right now, and I know many people don't either.
Much like most of the isms. Remember when bring called a racist was like actually damning? Good times.
@@ShmanceypantsI once got called racist as a kid for asking my "mate" who the guy was in his phone screensaver and something about is he a footballer for him to call me racist just because the guy had a football top on and was blacker than the night sky while my mate was whiter than a ginger, I felt bad until i realised he didnt understand wtf racism was, moral of the story you can complain about anything even if they have no reason to and the "isms" they make up just go to drag actual insults into a big murky pile where you cant see the real hate from the mistaken/chosen to misunderstand and yes, it is very much a choice
@@michaelward5370There’s a lot of people offline who don’t do that
Papa having the balls to make another video on Swifties after all the backlash makes him a legend.
Please link said backlash I wanna see!!!! Lol ❤
@@carmen3091 He talked about it in a previous video!And it's mostly on twitter,which i don't have,because i unline twitter users have a life lmao
@carmen3091 he made a video responding to the hate. Just gotta type in "papa meat Taylor swift" and it'll be there. Hilarious video
nobody's scared of some chronically online teenagers
What’s the backlash? Some dogbrains cry-drooling in their cars ?
Taylor Swift has started a cult full of emotionally immature women in their late 20s early 30s who still aren't over breakups which happened in highschool.
Don’t forget the amount of simping dudes too.
Not sure she's actively asked for it, just the crowd she attracted
@@Sotryn_Foxfair point, I don't think tool set out with the thought of attracting the most insufferable fans either.
@@Sotryn_Foxshe definitely encourages it. She’s smart and has an entire team behind her, parasociality is marketability. The way she behaves on social media and the way she writes her lyrics insights fans to become obsessed with her personal life and romantic life. I remember when she spent 2 albums dropping “hints” in songs and social media, saying things at concerts, goading fans in to speculating about who she’s dating next or what song is about who.
She has built an empire based upon the minds of the most separated from reality human beings. She is not a poet, nor is she unique or special. Just another drop in the bucket soon to be forgotten by the progress of time.
The Swifties are like deadites from evil dead
"SWIFT BY DAWN! SWIFT BY DAWWWWNNNNN!"
Someone better call Bruce Campbell
Chill
But the deadites are actually likeable
Taylor Swift music is aggressively mediocre. Papa Meat Canyon’s content and creations are the absolute GOAT 🐐
The irony of Taylor calling her album "The Tortured Poets Department" when her dad owned the record studio that signed her.
Also, poet is quite the stretch to begin with. Someone should tell her how rhymes work
A good number of actual tortured died penniless and weren't really appreciated until well after their deaths. I think the opposite is true with Taylor. When the last Swifty's fingers are being gnawed on by her various cats, that will mark the end of interest in her.
What's ironic is you taking the title literally
@@danielpatternson6149 How are we supposed to take it? It obviously wasn't meant in an ironic sense if you read the "tortured" lyrics of any of the songs this privileged billionaire MF'r has her team write.
@@a.r.4822there are poems that don't rhyme bro that's like 7th grade English knowledge 😂
I like how the reaction at large to the "Touch me while your bros play GTA" line is literally "Taylor, you are 34"
She has the emotional maturity of a 15 year old so maybe it tracks
when a child gets shreksually abused at a young age like 14 or 15, their mind keeps going back to the day it happened, and they have a hard time maturing past that point in their lives...
do guys stop playing GTA by their 30s 🧍
@@tardybloomer what does "🧍" stand for ? is there a lore reason?
@@A1Snoided he's just standing there. Menacingly.
"It sold 1.4 million albums in a day. It HAS to be good!"
McDonald's sells billions of burgers. Their food must be good.
Marvel's Eternals sold $71 million (according to google) opening day.
It HAS to be good
Popular thing good
@@wildfire9280 not always
Its more like
Popular franchise= lotta money
Like look at modern disney
It just means it's cheap and accessible
@@cartooningwithchris5329LMAOOO
she only calls herself a tortured poet because starving artist implies she doesn’t take private flights daily🥰🤩
im sure john mayer is laughing at her calling herself a tortured poet
Lol she’s not really calling herself a tortured poet - that’s more targeted at Matt Healey who she titled that song after
Her talking about how we “treat our creatives” and saying we like to watch artists in pain makes me think it’s at least partially referencing herself, since she brings up ways she was wronged frequently.
She says "You don't get to talk to me about sad" and "You wouldn't last a day" in her life, but she's a billionaire, born to billionaires, talking to an audience of people struggling to survive in time of uncertainty and instability and a cost-of-living crisis. 💀
Don't read my name!
She also enjoys screwing over younger female artists by releasing new copies of her album the same week theirs come out. All to prevent them getting to number one.
I remember waaay back in the day she had a fued with Katy Perry because a couple of backup dancers wanted to go on tour with Katy in the off season of Swifts. Taylor wrote a whole ass song denouncing Katy, wrote so many tweets claiming Katy ruined her tour and was a snake. I knew something was seriously wrong with this girl for like a decade. Girl is scary.
@@jessjess23brooks89so old physically yet so young mentally
@@molten8777I don't know man. I've seen ten year olds more mature than 30 yr olds.
Just wamen supporting wamen😂
What new artist did she do this to? U can’t just make a statement like that and not say who
I refuse to be gaslit into believing Taylor Swifts music is deep and profound.
Right
I agree. It's a curated corporate product that they are trying to market as deep and profound.
I've listened to her music, and some of the songs are pretty catchy. However I forget them immediately. Honestly I've never found myself humming a single Swift song afterwards. They disappear from my mind... swiftly?
She talks about the same shit since the beginning. “I wear T-shirt. She wears short skirts.” Type shit 😂🤣😭
i guess she's 2020's jsutin biever? (jsut as loathed and polarizing as ABBA in the 70's)
Freddie Mercury could rise from the grave right now, make a whole new album, and I still wouldn’t cry drooling all over myself in my car like an infant
Shakespeare could have a live show and swifts will still say Taylor is a better writer
Exactly, Kurt could rise up and give us 4 new albums and I wouldn’t act like I got rabies either 😭😭😭
He would be alive for two days and just re-bury himself.
Kurt would want to Kurt himself again in today's society.
At least he wrote his own damn music. It's just celebrity and populism now.
Recording yourself crying and drooling has to be the most unhinged thing ive ever seen! Seek Help please!!
It could be about the most legit heartbreaking thing ever but I still can’t stand watching 1 second of it so when it’s about something stupid it kills my brain cells that much more
@@CarpeNoctem135 crying online is just attention seeking fr. I understand You're upset but trying to get viral from your pain is really off putting. I prefer the videos where they show how they used to be sad crying but now they're living a better life happy because it's nice to know it gets better.
Yeah every time I've broken down crying my first impulse was NOT to whip out my phone and record myself. What a bizarre reaction
I've seen wayyyyy more unhinged shit 😆
I laugh at people who cry.
Because they're fake crying so I mock them, I am in a sadistic mood, or someone is genuinely crying and since I don't know how to comfort them I laugh as I am uncomfortable.
I probably laughed a lot harder than I should've when I heard that the PEPPA PIG ALBUM got a higher rating that Swift.
That’s coming from Pitchfork, who have only the most profound takes on popular music. They gave Lateralus by Tool a 1.9.
Back in my day, a "Swifty" was a 2 in 1 mop that had interchangeable heads. For sweeping AND mopping! Incredible!
My mom has one of dem frickets
That's a swifty I can get behind
What are you talking about? That's just a modern swift y
Sweeping and mopping? Wow!
At least that Swifty won't break down crying when a new Track released. Or you could use it to mop up the tears and sweep after the listen party.
The toruture poet department isn't about how Taylor is a tortured poet. It's a department for torturing actual poets. So Taylor can fuel her kabal of demon worshippers.
I mean... The story of a governmental department where we torture artists to bring forth their best work would honestly be a fucking great concept for either a doom metal album, a dystopian scifi thriller, or both though xD
@@keagsobrien6772 Yeah its called minimum artist wages
@@keagsobrien6772 Gotta be honest mate, I don't think hollywood is the soul grinding machine that it is because it wants to bring forth the best its artists can produce... it's just basic greed that makes it what it is, not the search for artistic perfection.
Furthermore, while I agree that the industry is probably terrible to be in, I don't think it amounts to literal torture, or even comes close really.
@keagsobrien6772 well they must of softened up cus it all sucks now
As a demon worshipper, please don’t lump me in with Swifties.
Taylor Swift's child home looks like a plantation house, I think the racists in the 1830's she referred to were her ancestors.
As someone with racist ancestors our homes were never this nice
I've seen that face before
Spoiler: like 90% of American ancestors were racist. Racism was just a thing people did across the world at that time.
@@tastydoomtime8890 "You forget a thousand things every day, pal. Make sure this is one of 'em." - Michael Jackson
It’s a nice Georgian colonial I have no idea why you think it looks like a columned Neo classical plantation home. It’s nowhere near that big. Do you live in a box?😂
In the 1830s there would be a 20% chance Taylor lived past 4. Maybe she was onto something here
Maybe whatever’s in the 1830s on to something
She grew up as a rich white girl why wouldn’t she 😂😂😂😂
"if you hate Taylor you're sexist" Girl, ya'll can't even pass the Bechdel test
Their God queen defintely couldn't pass that test
"Silence of the lambs" passes the test.
Nobody hates ________. We just want to forget.
The Bechdel Test isn't a good test for identifying female agency😂
I don`t hate Taylor Swift. But she certainly is not free from criticism.
I just can't relate to someone in a stable relationship singing about breakups. If you're actually happy with your partner, exes tend to be the last thing you think about.
Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
Yep, I just don't listen to her anymore because I'm in a happy relationship and ALL her songs are about older relationships, like idk, I hate my ex I don't wanna think about him. It's not even just Taylor, I stopped listening to a lot of these types of artists when I stopped being single.
The problem is that all of her songs are based off her breakups and made up issues. I'll give her this, she's damned good at duping idiots into believing she's some next level big brain.
But she has to stay "RELATABLE"
i just dont understand how shes writing MORE songs, she already has a bajillion or some shit and now shes writing about unimportant crap she talked about at childhood sleepovers?? shes going younger next album, we’re getting full on goo goo ga ga
I can totally relate to someone taking the opportunity to make easy money. I'd be churning out four-chord breakup songs left and right if it paid me millions of dollars. I could even learn to play the guitar.
"Ditch the clown, grab the crown" reminds me of the Burger King slogan "why eat with a clown when you can dine with a king!"
It reminds me of the song in the original SpongeBob Movie where they say they have to “get the crown, save the town & Mr Krabs”
So clown is taylor and who should be king, Kendrick Lamar?
@@ashleyrose7830BALD, BALD, BALD. the first spongebob movie was an actual gem. im glad ive lived to see much of the movie and first couple seasons become memes.
Imagine walking into Burger King and seeing Taylor Swift. 😂
pretty sure ive seen it on tinder too lol
I love the video where the girl is screaming being restrained like a mental patient in the 20s
What about the one where the two girls were just listening closely but then when the right lyrics played they jumped up and went nuts like I did when the balrog showed up the first time I saw Lord of the Rings?
Being both a swiftie and an avid redditor sounds like a truly hellish existence
As both a swiftie and a long time Reddit user, I can confirm it is in fact hellish . Stopped going on Reddit for this past week because it become an unbearable cesspit.
@@Adouglassesyou'll be back.
@faerie67893
I went on Reddit for about 5 minutes then got off and never used it again, I know that sounds like in a boomer but it’s mainly because it’s just Twitter but for perverts.
@@Adouglassesyou need a therapist.... go seek one, never identify as a redditor and a swiftie
@@JustarLad that's probably the most accurate descriptor I've ever heard.
A Bad Dragon sponsorship for a video about unhinged Swifties is diabolical.
Imagine swiftie trying to contact Bad Dragon to tell them to pull their sponsorship. Lol not gonna work.
I can guarantee at least a few use the products themselves. It’s all about the FANTASY🫡
@@BlackDogMizukage honestly props to them
Bad dragon will give them more comfort than this shit album
Coincidence? I think not!
The Swifties have a telepathic connection to Taylor- they are like xenomorphs that have to protect the hive and the alien queen.
this was literally the plot papa meats animation about her
Least the xenomorph queen actually gave a dang about her babies. Swift can't even tell her own fans to stop throwing shit at her on stage.
@@kennyp4670it is the real life facts
I swear I thought you mentioned Warhammer about the Tyranids, they act a similar way !
Don't insult her majesty the xenomorph queen like that
How can the most popular music artist in the world right now only bring “Tattooed golden retriever” and “1830s without the racists” to the writing room
lyrics fr went from
"Your day breaks, your mind aches
You find that all her words of kindness linger on
When she no longer needs you
She wakes up, she makes up
She takes her time and doesn't feel she has to hurry
She no longer needs you"
to
"My friends used to play a game where
We would pick a decade
We wished we could live in instead of this
I'd say the 1830s but without all the racists"
Because she doesnt have her ghostwriters
"Taylor swift is a tortured poet"
She paid for a $14m beach front mansion in cash once.
Its back breaking working carrying thousands of pounds of hundred dollar bills guys
Not to mention that she has a pj that alone no struggling poet would have that
She actually had 2 private jets but sold one because of the carbon credit buying crap people do
@@IlIA8lTIll. she have a pyjama
@@GrandDukeMushroom private jet?
She was born to a billionaire father who bought major stock in the record label that signed her "coincidently" weeks before it did. Statements like "you don't get to explain sad to me" and "You wouldn't last an hour" and "i'm a tortured poet" are all so tone-deaf in regards to the privilege she has and had.
She could make an entire song just spamming the hard "R" for three minutes and seventeen seconds and it would sell like toilet paper in 2020.
Ngl, I'd buy it 😂😂
They would just say it's a conceptual song lol
@@tgatt5759 ^This is why.
I believe you are correct.
A single from her Album entitled "The N Word"
Papa meat really shooting for that sweet sweet revenue using the swifties rage again.
Though this is the best news I’ve heard all week.
It's smart actually
Papa's gotta eat
We can respect him for it 😎
I'm here for it.
Am I the only one that thinks she heard the name Dead Poets Society and liked the name and put the words through a Thesaurus to come up with an album title?
No literally
Swifties have a hero complex. In their eyes, she is the ultimate victim and as long as she maintains that image, they have to defend her, and as you mentioned, have to speak on her behalf.
Such white knights
No one has never suffered in their life, but I can't really feel sorry for a billionaire who is completely blind to her privileges while acting persecuted anymore. She never really admits to wrongdoing, whether it's dating someone who gave a N*zi salute or trying to sue someone who pointed out you pollute into silence.
Most of my favorite artists have albums that I can say are bad. The problem with her fans is that they do not view her as a great artist, they view her as a diety who can do no wrong. If they admit that this album is mid or bad, they are admitting that Taylor isn't perfect. It's just delusion.
Yeah I wonder is there actually a count for how many guys she’s been with? It’s fucking insanity 😭
Victim of what tho?
Taylor Swift is the type of rich person to get on her private jet with a few friends after 1 appletini and when the pilot asks "So, where are we going?" she looks out the window with her signature smirk, pauses, and says: "Surprise me, Anton..." **acoustic guitar music swells**
omg this comment. it's so perfect and real
The fact that you said Anton now just made me think of her using an Antonov An-124 as her private jet, and honestly? I wouldn't put it past her.
Omg this made me feel something new
"Ma'am this isn't a romance movie, I can't just go somewhere without knowing how much fuel will be needed for our destination, the weather condition, where I can land-"
"Where are we going mam?"
"...home. I'm going home" *music starts playing*
She’s 34 and still whining about problems a 16 year-old would sing about. She’s a “tortured poet” is she? 😬
I think most dramatic 16 year olds think that of themselves lol
@@pompodorkii624lol
Gotta work the teens for money
Yeah what in the hell
im not a swiftie at all and yes her fanbase is extremely unhinged, but I dont think its fair to say that she "whines about problems a 16 year old would sing about". Things like love, relationships, breakups and heartbreak are pretty universal experiences regardless of your age, so it makes sense that she would make music about these things that she's experienced. Problems like breakups and heartbreak is a completely normal thing to make music about, in fact tonnes of artists do. Swifties have earned a reputation for being insane yes, but it seems like theres a lot of people who give unfair criticisms of taylor's music just because they (understandably) dont like her fanbase. If you want to criticise her music for being boring and generic then thats fair enough, but criticising her music because its about problems that you personally consider trivial is not very fair IMO.
And even if taylor was making music about teenage problems, theres nothing wrong with making music for teenage girls about the experience of being a teenager, a lot of this criticism about taylor making music for teenage girls honestly just feels like people mindlessly hating on whatever is popular among teenage girls.
That being said, I do agree that her naming her album "tortured poets department" is unbelievably corny, and I definitely wouldnt classify one of the wealthiest, most famous and most successful pop stars in the world as a "tortured poet" lmfao, she's doing just fine.
The thing is I literally cannot relate to the level of obsession that these people have for Taylor in any part of my life. They react like they just won a scratch ticket every time they hear a lyric in one of her songs. Celebrity obsession feels like a little dystopian mental condition
There are worse things leading to celebrity obsession, we should address them.
I dont think I would act like that even if I won the lotto
It's cultish
NPCs exist and they're around us fr fr
“The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy”
-OK KO
The enemy of my enemy is just another enemy with good taste in enemies.
Brain
Didn't Dick Tracy say this to No-Face 😭??
She kinda destroyed sun tzu with that bar tho ngl
No way OK KO fan
That line sounds JUST like the SpongeBob Movie:
“Get the crown, save the town, and Mr KraaaAAAAAaaabbbs!”
Yes !!!
She better do a Now That We're Men cover for her next album
Holy shit I thought I was the only one.
Everyday I'm glad I don't have the brain parasite that makes people obsessed with celebrities
Blows my mind too how people can be completely obsessed with celebrities. I seriously don't get it, especially when it comes to defending them to the death. They don't know you lol.
@@strwbmothParasocial relationships are insane to me. That is a whole ass stranger y’all are worshipping. 🥴
Like bro at least there’s some plausible deniability that Jesus, God, Allah, or smth actually gives a damn about your existence. Fr who the hell are these people???
@@KWD423exactly. I see people getting destroyed online (just for disliking this album which is objectively the worst in her discography) by swifties saying that "the criticism hurts Taylor" even though she wrote multiple lyrics/songs about how her own fan base is too invasive and irritates her. The toxicity from her fan base is unreal and has a weird crossover with Disney adults.
@@strwbmoth I read an article about multiple real world cases of swifties cutting off their best friend of YEARS because they didn't like Taylors newest album. It's actually pathetic. But these people make liking Taylor their entire personality, that's why they get so defensive. In their eyes, Taylor is so connected to who they are that if you critisize her they see it as a personal attack on them
I hate how everyone that’s listened to her song has said, “her lyrics are so deep and she’s just an amazing artist” no. She isn’t. Some good artists are people like Alex G, TV girl, mitski, Tyler the Creator, MSI (I don’t support them just love the music), and so many more. She’s just rich and makes generic and basic lines sound catchy and mixes them up a bit. I as a 14 year old girl can probably replicate and make better music. She just sounds like an angsty teenage girl then never grew up. I feel like this is female manipulator music.
Lmao taylor swift hasn't moved on from their imaginary ex 😭
Wow you're the only nice 14 year old girl I've ever met
Just got to highschool, and this is hell
u get it girl lol Taylor's entire image is based in false depth
How much you wanna best she writes only a few songs herself and they are heavily edited by her production team. If she’s profound then so was Madonna back in the day
I was once in a small, ~12-person discussion-based class in undergrad, and somehow taylor swift came up. Someone went "now OBVIOUSLY we all know the lyrics to every Taylor swift song" and she was completely, unquestioningly, dead serious. She was so sure that every one of us in that room knew the words religiously. I almost crumbled to dust and obviously didn't DARE expose myself as someone who's never listened to Taylor swift lest my body be ripped to shreds for treason. The dread I've felt in that moment has seldom been matched
Oh man I wish I was in that situation she would have had her mind blown.
Honestly not listening to Taylor Swift is a flex ngl
@BheshajB This was in the last semester of undergrad before I graduated & I already had great friends who knew full well I didn't care about TS. Starting a fight in a discussion class over one side comment would've served no purpose and benefitted nobody. I know my own mind and there was no need for me to derail a conversation because my own ego was bruised by TS fan accusations. If the discussion had been about her, sure, I would've spoken my mind. But it was unimportant. & to be frank it's well worth having friends that aren't exactly like you. You miss out on a lot in life if you live in an echo chamber
dawg the way you wrote this is priceless
@Facthurts You sound insufferable.
Taylor Swift: I’m a functioning alcoholic
Me, hearing that while actively in rehab: *honey, no.*
Edit: to clarify, it’s a song lyric and not Taylor actually saying that she’s a functioning alcoholic
As a PTSD-sufferer living in poverty, IDK if she's ever struggled with true alcohol abuse or if she's just trying to convince us she's deep and suffering instead of a billionaire's daughter who achieved billionaire status herself.
Hope you're okay, best of luck in rehab. I believe in you 💛
Listen she totally could be though. BUT that does not excuse these lyrics
@@imo9193 trust me, coming from a recovering alcoholic, she absolutely isn’t
@2rad2paytaxes I don't mean to invalidate you, but alcoholism can be very covert. I grew up with a functioning alcoholic and only immediate family really knew what was going on. Alcoholism can be really discreet or even 'mild' but nonetheless still damaging for everyone involved.
Not that I think Taylor Swift wouldn't lie for the attention of course lmao.
@@imo9193I see what you mean. From my personal experience it’s like trying to hold onto water. Dead, imprisoned, or homeless.
I was a swifty when I was between 9-12 years old. I saw Taylor Swift during her 1989 tour in 2015 and as an 11 year old- dude, I was so bored. I thought it was going to be this extravagant concert and sure you could say I was young and she was just starting out. But , again, she had already been HUGE at this point, and I see 6 year olds screaming at her concerts, dude. Needless to say i was so bored that I fell asleep as did another girl who was younger than me behind me. Even my uncle who's still a swifty fell asleep.
However, I didn't see another concert until 2018 and that was when I saw Metallica and 14 year old me acted as if that was the equivalent of seeing God and it still was. Seeing One, Orion, and For Who the Bell Tolls, I think I peed.
I remember this old man looking at me and my dad and he smiled, gave me a thumbs up and said "is this your first hard rock concert? You're gonna love it." So fucking sweet. I'll always remember that guy. The metal community is one of the nicest and best communities I've ever been apart of
Much love, wish more people would give live rock/metal a go, it's so much fun and so inclusive with next to no drama
Your first metal concert was Metallica!? You lucky dog !
falling asleep is the least biased review of something. I fell asleep in the theatres to some action film as things were getting blown up. It sucked.
Ah, a fellow brother in metal. Might I recommend Vektor? Kickass modern thrash metal band and one of my all time favorites despite only having three albums.
@lifeunderthestarstv literally!! And everyone is so fucking nice. Plus I went to see Destroys Boys and Scowl live and they stressed the importance of helping one another out when moshing. They said "have all the fucking fun you want, get insane and crazy, but what do you do when someone falls? Pick them up."
The line "I wish every taylor swoft listening party ended in a chimp attack somehow" got me laughing so hard I actually pooped. Luckily I was prepared and currently sitting on the toilet.
I honestly cannot see how Taylor Swift is a “Tortured Poet”. Like, most of her songs are about breakups which is an experience most people have felt atleast once in their life. To my knowledge, she wasn’t bullied or harassed, she doesn’t struggle with severe bouts of depression. I don’t think Swifities understand the pain a lot of actual tortured artists have went through; Elton John, Van Gogh, Osamu Dazai, Kurt Cobain. Like, you can enjoy her music but I feel like calling her some kind of “Tortured soul” is a bit of a stretch.
If any of y’all listened to the song called tortured poets department y’all would understand that she’s making fun of her ex for calling themselves a tortured poet. Y’all can’t even do that yet still hate an hate and hate
Taylor Swift is stretching the word torture, is a bit much.
Her ex spouses, are the victims, not her, and Taylor swift thinks she is the victim, but she does this, to make money for her songs to be repeated 24\7 365 - 366 days!
@@pudgesnextturnaround3112 i've been saying forever that the fact she has so many breakup songs makes me doubt 100% that she's not the problem
@@ErieMyriI probably might agree with you there, but I'm pretty sure there might be an explanation why, she has so many break up songs.
@@einhorntaschentuch9404making fun of her ex saying the truth is it really a coincidence that every relation she gets in breaks apart in such a short time ? And she earns money on their names lmao she monetises her exs
Her music is music, and people can compare it to their struggles however they please, but the fact she's a 34 year old billionaire still writing music as if she's some 15 year old with 8 soundcloud followers just comes off as pretentious. "Oh man, being an artist is so hard because everything you put out is criticized on whether it's good or not, good thing I have 1.1 billion dollars and millions of fans so I don't have to worry about that"
I said it once as a reply but il say it again.
She's not a tortured poet.
She's a poet
Who got a boo boo in 4th grade. That she can't get over
Let people make music.. everyone goes through heartbreaks, you clearly haven’t. Age doesn’t matter in love.. it doesn’t matter how old you are, you can always get your heart broken, no matter the age. Music is art. She’s making art and lots of people relate to her.
@@mintani19 that's not my point? I said nothing about love songs? I'm talking about how she comes across as insensitive due to her position of wealth and influence when discussing struggles that she's privileged enough to not have to struggle with every day.
@@mintani19 do you have reading literacy? you did not get the commentors point at all.
Thats not a music if you always act victim in your relationship and don't hold them accountable , she is more of a public face(woke antimen feminist public ) than an music artist
That chimp attack joke was funnier than it should’ve been. Actually made me crack up i cant even explain why.
That was peak. The part with the veil 💀
Swifties totally missed the alliteration with the charcuterie board, it should’ve been “I’m the problem it’s Brie” not “I’m the problem it’s cheese”
There is a paradox that causes any "swiftie" to really struggle with brain function: ask them what taylor swift's *worst* album is. They cant fathom the concept.
"Lover" lol But I'm also mot filming myself "crying" like a lunatic over a song the first time I hear it. We aren't all this unhinged, I promise.
@@blackwidow5228 I respect the hell outta you for having an answer. And yeah we all get that fans aren't necessarily fanatics, which is what I'm referring to when I say "swiftie". But that's curious, there's an album that you consider worse than one that contains lics like "touch me while your friends play gta"? No hate no shade, I'm just puzzled as to what the bar actually is for her releases lol
It doesn’t even have to be “worst” either. They freak when they just simply say their least favorite.
@@frofrozzty Personal preference? lol And I've only listened to this album once so I haven't completely made my mind up. I just know that music has helped me with a lot of things, especially hers. Now some people go way too far and so far beyond the music it's scary. But for me it's very therapeutic.
Don't read my name!
the problem with taylor swifts constant private jet usage is that its us that common folk that get told to make a differnace to try to stop the carbon emissions but then a celebrity like tayloer swifts cancels out any contribution we do because they need to fly to a concert between states.
THIS. And then she tried to sue the kid into silence.
fly *everywhere at all times
Between *Streets*
@@lordfreerealestate8302tried to intimidate. Her lawyers always knew she couldn't sue. It was a threat and nothing else
Considering how 99.99% of all celebrities also fly jets like crazy (Taylor doesnt even make top usage lists) her great mistake was getting lawyers involved. Streisand effect
As a poet, she will never understand what life as a poet really is. I've STUDIED POETS. She isn't a tortured poet. She is a multimillionaire 💀
Billionaire actually. And I don't think any poetry has made a ton of money off their body count.
If you enjoy real poetry, check out the unsung hero and progenitor to the beat poets, Kenneth Patchen. The wolf of winter is my favorite by him.
@@NotAdultingToday im not a swiftie by any means, but your comment is clearly just misogynistic. If you're going to criticise Taylor Swift then at least criticise her about something worth criticising, instead of trying to insult her for her "body count".
Things like love, relationships, breakups and heartbreak are very normal things for artists to make music about, many artists do. It seems like your issue is just thats she's had quite a lot of relationships before that havent worked out, which she's been able to channel into her music, which makes sense as its common for artists to base their music off past experiences (especially when it comes to romance). Its ironic because poets write about love and heartbreak all the time. To be clear im NOT saying I consider taylor swift to be a "poet", im just saying that hating on her for making music about love, relationships and heartbreak doesnt make sense because plenty of actual poets do the same, but the reason you take issue with taylor swift doing it is just because its public knowledge that she has dated a lot of guys before. Im sure that there are plenty of poets and artists out there who have had a lot of ex-partners and ex-romances, its just less well known.
@@scoon2117appreciate the recommendation
@FirstnameLastname-zq8oy 😂 ur taking life too seriously girlfriend
Someone called me a misogynist for saying Swifties shouldn’t have sent death threats to Dave Ghrols kid, I am a lesbian
And Dave Grohl was a member of Nirvana, a band who made songs supportive of feminism
No one said swifties were smart.
Honestly disappointed at the lack of swifties seething in the comments
As if they consume any media that isn't watered down for target shopping, boba, drinking, tik tok dancing wannabes.
Look harder. They are here trying to find some way to defend God emperor swifty and the reasoning for their devotion to God emperor swifty.
That’s what I’m here for. So disappointing.
Probably cause they have better things to do than focus on the criticism and argue in a youtube comment section ☠️
We got one I think haha
This album in particular feels like Taylor seeing how bad her music can get and still have it sell
She's a corporate brand, not an artist to me. That's why a lot of mainstream stuff lacks depth and authenticity.
Or people just realizing how bad her and her music really is. The target ad she did for the vinyl version of this album is just so bad.
Don't read my name!
She's in her Drake era rn.
She's was the most streamed artist of all time globally by a decent margin last year and her music was never _that_ good to begin with, what other direction is there? All of her songs are about picking the wrong guy and having her heart broken yet she is worshipped by young women as a role model. Of course that could be said about a lot of artists but almost none compare to her in how fast and large her fame grew.
My little brother was kidnapped two years ago by Swiftys for saying that her music was gay, eight months ago he was found skinned hanging upside down from a bridge with the words hater under the bridge written in blood. True story.
Glad he got off easy
🧢
@@CsykKritcould have gone much worse right? 😅 😂
@@jacob_dcdnright? They could’ve consumed him and turned him into a swiftie
Taylor is responsible for a lot of the skinwalker sightings. A couple of dudes are camping and they see some vicious lanky creature stalking their camp and they report it as a wendigo but it's actually something far worse. Sorry about your brother, the swifties actually got my cousin for saying "what kind of little baby bird brain considers this good music?" They found his leg and a few teeth 😢
Your fake song has more sensical lyrics than real taylor swift songs
9:33 holy shit Hunter, I graduated community college with a worthless degree and now I just started my first week at Best buy, I'm literally in the bathroom on lunch break when I heard this part of the video
WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING TO ME!
WHO TOLD YOU I EXIST?!?!
Tell your girlfriend you love her, fast. It's not too late
@@L.Pondera how did you know I had a gf? And that I needed to tell her I loved her?
@@PodreyJenkin138ask do question just so it
She could have literally said "who are we to fight the chemistry" and it would actually make sense. LOLOL.
NOOO! You just don’t GET IT! Obviously Taylor is secretly a massive anime fan, and just wanted to pay homage to her favorite series: Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood!
Gosh, do you HATERS even have BRAINS?!?!
To be fair, alchemy also works Def: A seemingly magical process of transformation, creation, or combination. "Finding the person who's right for you requires a very subtle alchemy" This is from the Oxford Dictionary.
Just a heads up before the crazies come for you. lol
@@blackwidow5228 so its crazy when fans point out the same thing you just did? lmao
Lol alchemy works just as fine. It’s one persons way of writing and doesn’t need to be black and white
@@pettycrockerxx ok
Conspiracy theory time: Taylor Swift is a 4Chan experiment to see if young girls can be mind-controlled by pop music.
Would not surprise me. It would make perfect sense as to why she's so uncanny.
Or it started as that, but when it worked and Taylor got rich she decided to keep going and slowly lose her dignity for fame and fortune
The psyop is real!
@@JoelKellenProductions psy-pop
I mean honestly I doubt they could have comitted to it for this long
Swifties are like Xenomorphs protecting their Queen, tearing everybody and everything apart, i imagine Papa Meat like : "They're coming outta the goddamn walls!"
As someone who goes to community college and works at Best Buy and just got dumped, this is fucked
The prophecy has been fulfilled!
@@sesshomarudaiyokai7661 HE IS THE MESSIAH
@@NevernamedLisan Al Gaib! He MUST be the Mahdi
you're just asking for the swifties to raid your home at this point💀💀
He was found once with 14 self-inflicted gunshots wounds in his home after his 1st Taylor swift video.
They can't even go outside without crying or having a panic attack lol
Prepare the used tampoon catapults
hunter found dead after 100 swifties crashed plane into his house
He's actually telling the truth though
The swifties cult is genuinely terrifying
Psyops
Love how comments with that youtube checkmark only point out the most obvious thing to totally not farm attention for their channel
Nooo Evan, why are you here , my semi swiftie heart is broken 🥲😂
I can't wrap my head around why so many UA-camrs cant stop talking about how terrified they are of a bunch of celebrity worshipers who all they do is scream but say squat when it comes to other cult-like groups that actually fantasize about going to war with people they don't agree with, who praise a dead dictator, and wish to throw innocent lgbt people in jail. Hell, I can hear the rumbling of a dozen people about to tell me why the lgbt deserve to go to jail. But nah, the group who has only yelled online is the problem, not the group who has gone out of their way to raid the mfing Capitol.
7:06 the fact he wishes the listening parties ended with a chimp attack is pure comedy
Swifties are sociopaths who don't even realize those lyrics were probably written by AI. I mean, tattooed Golden Retriever, what the shit
Tattooed Golden Retriever Why would you you disrespect Will Ramos like that lol
@@chadscatharsis3287okay that shits funny 😂😂👏👏
AI is more creative than that, pls
So what's the difference between them and maga?
Their both cultist nut jobs
Golden retriever is a lady reference meaning a boy who basically acts like a well trained dog to them. She's probably referencing one of the f boys she's been with before.
“This album is for her, not you.”
In the same paragraph,
“She just thought that we would like it.”
I get the writing for yourself part. People always give me songwriting advice as to "what the masses want" and I'm like "That's cool, I'm not doing that." Difference is i HOPE you enjoy it too, and if you don't it's no skin off my back. Also Taylor rarely writes her own stuff. She's in that pop game where she buys the efforts of several different writers for one song.
Here's the thing, if it's just for her, then make it free
Recording yourself just sobbing hysterically is insane
Plus watching it back, cutting it down, editing in a caption, deciding it's ready to post, writing a title and description, and uploading it. There are so many steps where you could change your mind and somehow they don't.
Like that’s crazy😭😭
Let me just get my phone out and then conveniently force myself to cry.
Hold on…
4:18 reminds me of that little kid crying in the english dub of ghost stories
I teach at a university. I just opened an email about entering final grades. And, no joke, the top of the email says, "The Tortured Professors Department." I hate it. I hate it so much.
😂😂 😂 survive bro survive
im sending my prayers
Did the student pass? 😅😂
I also teach at a university and the number of times I have heard otherwise serious people deliver panegyrics about Taylor Swift in the past year has me contemplating very dark things.
@@ao-111 Thank you for teaching me the word "panegyric" 🙏
If those people get that emotional over the most basic sad lyrics in the universe, imagine what Borrasca would do to them.
What is that? Genuinely interested
They would literally combust
i think her fans makes more of an assumption of whats sad and whats, well whatever they think. this is the same fans who thinks they know the songs better than the actual writer.
BORRASCA CONCEPT ALBUM?!?!?!
@@carmen3091 Papa Meat and Wendigoon have a creepypasta podcast where one of the stories they read is a horrifying but interesting story called "Borrasca." It's called "Creepcast" and it's worth a watch/listen.
All those poor souls on r/Arkham Asylum are more sane than an average Swifty.
Why are the swifties like that?
Are they stupid?
Those poor, poor, bastards
Why is jinkler making a balls joke to man, is he stupid?
r/arkham users became insane due to despair and abandonment.
Swiftie are just insane from the start, and it got worse from there, and probably will get even worse forever.
wtf is an asylum
are you stupid? 🤔
"....why aren't we talking?" made me cry, piss my pants and almost throw up from laughing
"Ditch the clowns get the crown" sounds like a fucking fortnite line 😂
Sounds like a damn SpongeBob line! I put it to the tune of, “Get the Crown and Save the Town!” from the SpongeBob movie!
It’s like something you’d read on a middle school basketball or football team’s t-shirt that they sell for fundraisers.
Oh my god yes I immediately thought she grabbed some inspo from that SpongeBob movie 🤣
She could've written those awful Chips Ahoy commercials
Words only a true intellectual could interpret!
That 1830’s line is giving me it’s snowing on mt fuji vibes.
Also about the flight tracker thing she wasn’t the only one being tracked, as it’s all public information. She became the face of it bec she tried to sue him and her cult went rabid abt it too. Not to mention Taylor is the most egregious private jet flier last I checked.
Swift fans are cut from the same cloth as trumpers. Facts don't work on them.
If I remember correctly someone else tracked Elon Musk using that same information and he tried sueing but failed.
That’ll be the end of one of my songs. It’ll be a heart wrenching song then you hear a soft “It’s snowing on Mount Fuji” right at the end
You Have To Admit Though That's Kinda Creepy.
Imagine being a Quantum Physics professor at Berkeley realizing there is someone on the same campus as you teaching Taylor Swift, earning the same salary, using the same university grading policies, etc.
berkeley is a music school
@@-jank-willson LMAO
It’s probably one of those easy credits throw away classes taught by a grad student. Every college has those type of classes.
@@-jank-willson and world famous for quantum physics. Oppenheimer
The school is Berklee College. Not Cal-Berkeley.
I love that they always just insult your character or physical appearance when you disagree with them it just shows that they have very poor debate skills
Something probably like:
“You’re stupid. 🤓”
“Yeah? Well, you’re ugly. 😂🫵”
‘ditch the clown, get the crowns’ is actually kind of a deep cut reference about a small indie game called fortnite where you compete to the win a victory royale crown
Its actually an easier egg for Taylor swifts upcoming Fortnite skin
14:01 she really acting like she grew up in the middle of no mans land during WW1 and yet she lived in a mansion and her family also owned a farm at one point
You WOULDN’T LAST AN HOUR IN THE ASYLUM WHERE THEY RAISED ME💀💀💀🐀
The hell would that college class actually be? "How to start a Cult 101."?
It’s called going night class at a liberal arts college
How to be a good cult member 101
Lobotomy 101
It's at Berklee, which is just an arts college for pretentious cunts with too much money.
Now imagine forgiving their debt
2:39 "i'm a tortured poet, welcome to my department." [Person being tortured noises]
The tortured poet thing might be one of the cringiest mainstream album titles ever. She’s not tortured. She’s a billionaire with no public problems beyond some milquetoast relationship drama, and if she as any issues she has more than enough money to make them disappear.
Yeah but after listening to the album, it’s clear she’s making fun of her ex for thinking he’s a “tortured poet” lol
@@BrooklynStevenson that makes a lot more sense, although it is ironic that it’s yet another milquetoast relationship drama lol
I agree. There are still bops on this album for sure but (JUST ME, personally) Im getting a little bored of the same old trope over and over. You’d think she had the most tragic existence. It’s just getting old
And she ain't no poet either. It's definitely a marketing strategy "look how deep and not-privileged I am". GRRL, you were born to a billionaire father who bought your music career. And you're whining about relationships that lasted shorter than yogurt in the fridge. The rest of us are in poverty during a crisis. Read the socio-economic room.
@@brinnforthewinn I think she views herself as the victim in EVERY scenario - like the private jet crap.
Can we as a collective start a Meatcanyon cult? Call ourselves the “Meaties”.
😂 as much as i hate it. Yes this is gold
Meaties is taken by another large channel technically...Dead Meat uses "little Meaties" pretty often in their videos 😭
I'm down
And we can chant: "I'm a meaty thru and thru, put my meat inside of you."
And all the non-meaties throw up.
It'll be rad
@@dontpanic1197 I forgot that he calls his viewers that. lol I love watching Dead Meat!
The meatloafs
I may have cried listening to some super sad emotional songs. But these Swifties....it's just next level.
I've for sure cried to music during a breakup, but like alone in my bathroom or the car. I would be humiliated if someone recorded me doing it, let alone publishing it for the world to see my puffy eyes and snot trails.
this is like metalocalypse irl but instead of a 5 piece extreme metal band it’s a singular white blonde pop singer
What is a hero? Who am I?
I'm just a simple multi-platinum rock star, living a simple multi-platinum life
I don't know about that crazy world, just driving this A-list mile
I'm just a filthy rich economic power, and all that I need I buy! Oh...!
The in-show metalocalypse fans are basically swifties irl😭
man now i really want someone with animation skills to make this into reality. if only we knew someone who could make that happen 👀papa
Don't read my name!
This is such a funny comparison lol
The "I hate women!" quote gets me everytime, lol
Ifs there’s anything that’s going to end up radicalizing Papa Meat it’s the swifites.
Ditch the clowns, get the crown, save the town, and mr. KRAAAAABBSS!!
IM A GOOFY GOOBER
NOW THAT WERE MEN
OCEAN MAN
@@SadmanteddyI CHANGED MY UNDERWEAR
Now that we're men!
Imagine one of those huge soccer hooligan brawls, except it's Swifties vs. K-Pop stans.
These Taylor Swift albums make me love my wife man...she listened to this whole album in one sitting while I was gaming. Asked her what she was doing while I was gaming "I was listening to Swifts new album, musically its as good as usual, but the lyrics are so sad. Its so unrelatable to me, I married a great guy and I am very happy, I just feel bad for her and the fanbase. If you find her music relatable you need to find better men..." God I love her
Except she doesn’t know what good music sounds like.
Wholesome relationship tho. Good luck to you:))
I wish you two stay happy forever with each other :D the most beautiful comment i read today.
That’s really sweet, but I desperately hope she develops a better taste in music. Besides that, you two are so cute :)))
KEEEP HER!
Right and then the whole bus clapped lol
I’m convinced T-Swift could sell queefs in a jar she would double her net worth. But when I try to sell queefs in a jar I’m arrested for trespassing at a gynecology office. Rich get richer smh
I feel she may already be doing that, but only to store them; come back to her collection of vag farts down the road to whiff and inspire her next albums.
Bro 😂
LMAO 😂
💀
Hahaha 😂😂😂
At least she had that one good song last year “You Were My Touchdown.” Life changing, really.
"my winning play"
"i was a point you could claim"
Swifties' heads would pop like a balloon if they heard Megadeth or Iron Maiden.
i wanna see them read cannibal corpse lyrics lol
dead bands
@@kefka.palazoStill better than anything today
@@RaspiRoope fair
I have worked for Best Buy while going to community college and it is in fact a bleak existence
me too lmaoo felt like purgatory
I've always kinda assumed that best buy has to be one of the worst places to work. Like, even when I worked at Walmart, I'd go to the best buy a few towns over and look at everyone working there like "if they're all more dead eyed than us this place must really suck". So, my condolences for losing whatever chunk of your soul that shithole seems to rob it's workers of.
I wish I worked at best buy during community my sad ass was working at office max LOL
@@Grayfox354how are you still alive
also the fact that the lana fans completly leaked the album a few days before and the zit file is called « don't ever disrespect lana ever again» lmao
Wait what? Need more details
That's fuckin awesome. I had no idea that shit happened, but feuds like that are always so damn funny. Honestly, even with how weird some of the obsessive del Ray fans are, I've yet to meet any who are anywhere near their swiftie counterparts.
@@alphabetsoup6837yeah me too, cause I didn’t know about this
@@alphabetsoup6837 It was all over twitter last wednesday
@@burninsherman1037cuz lana del rey is a thousand times better than taylor swift 😂 to compare them is criminal, though taylor does have a knack for vocal Melodie’s. I’d guess lana fans are more emotionally mature than swift fans
papa meat casually saying “you go to community college and work at best buy” while i sit here doing school work in my best buy uniform 😂
The fact that some women were actually willing to break up/ divorce because of a SONG is fucking wild
Lmao
Their partners dodged a fatal bullet for a nonfatal injury
I went on the comment section of one of her videos and I swear it is creepy AF. The amount of worship that occurs is scary. Some of them would genuinely die for her.
They should, make the world a better place
I’ve discussed this with friends before. If one day she announced to all her fans that they should make themselves “not alive” anymore, you’d see a statistically significant rise in the number of those cases.
i mean tbf thats pretty much any big/semi-big musician's comment section
@@SN-vn6wbmaybe but swifties take it to levels that no one would've thought possible before. Take how crazy the average die-hard fan of a big artist is and a swifty will crank it up to 100. The only music fandom that I've seen come close if not be equal to that is kpop stans.
THE LOONEIS!