Drew made bread. Blane magooed his way to making banana bread. Chad made a brick. And I'm wondering how Chris is going to survive this mess because that wasn't even close to corn bread.
They talked about that once on RT Pod and they determined that when the camera is on them they change. So Chris has less filters controlling himself when when the camera hits him. Its interesting how our cameras change us lol
Chris: Ignores measurements, order of operations, ingredients list, baking directions Also Chris when he extracts his abomination from the Hellish womb: surprised pikachu face
@My opinion ultimately doesn’t matter but So that is what he was making, I was a bit confused what he was making because his was so different from everybody else. I also didn't know that banana bread was a thing.
Chris’s restaurant menu Entree - dressing on fish , “ the fish available are , “ sword “ and salmon.” Dressings available to put on said fish - “whatever “ Side dishes - questionable bread
The soup menu is "One soup", "Two soups", and "Three soups". There's also a disclaimer that Chris is not responsible for any injuries sustained from eating too many soups.
I love how calm and relaxing the music is for Drew, and how creepy the music is for Chris. It's like switching from a regular cooking show to a horror movie.
Chris has SUCH chaotic energy. and you can even TELL he's not doing it on purpose in this video. also, love how Blaine's and Chad's partners are subtly telling them what to change/improve, and Drew seems like the only one who's even seen bread before
So is Ashley Burns! I think some others are as well but idk who. Have you read all of the Cosmere or just The Stormlight Archive? Because his other forearm has a mistborn taftoo
Should've had Jon on so he could show off a bread recipe he learned from Gordon Ramsay, and had Chris make his world famous signature dish, 'fish', instead of bread
Was so excited to see I started a bread train here :) sorry it didn't turn out so well for Chris and Chad, but you tried :) Chad, next time when it's that sticky, add more flour to it so it's more workable
You want the dough to be sticky, that is how it becomes moist after baking. If you add flour to sticky dough, the dough will soak that flour up and the bread will end up really heavy and possibly dry. If you are having trouble working sticky dough, coat your hands in a neutral oil.
CHAD HAS A BRIDGE 4 TATOO! I knew he read Sanderson but I didnt know (or at least didnt remember) he actually had a bridge 4 tattoo! Life before death, Radiant!
It is incredible how they all manage to be so terrible at it (except the sourdough bread that looks surpisingly solid for beeing sourdough wich isn't a straight forward "just yeet it bread") but it makes entertaining content
People like Chris are the reason restaurants exist
@@ilovepie Even more of a reason lol.
and food poisoning
Chris is an absolute maniac
lol i think restaraunts are the reason people like chris exist
SHMIDTEY Haha interesting take I like it xD
Apparently Chris eating at Olive Garden every day for weeks is the healthiest and most humane stuff he’s ever eaten
Drew made bread. Blane magooed his way to making banana bread. Chad made a brick. And I'm wondering how Chris is going to survive this mess because that wasn't even close to corn bread.
Given the amount of baking soda in Chris' bread alone, I'm shocked he managed to keep chewing. That must have been painfully bitter.
I’m beginning to wonder if Chris’s whole life is just one big improv bit
Who's isn't?
They talked about that once on RT Pod and they determined that when the camera is on them they change. So Chris has less filters controlling himself when when the camera hits him. Its interesting how our cameras change us lol
I think the word is hope...
Chris: Ignores measurements, order of operations, ingredients list, baking directions
Also Chris when he extracts his abomination from the Hellish womb: surprised pikachu face
All this cooking is just RT way of giving us Drews cooking show, while dragging the rest of RT Core cooking skills
This is 100% accurate
The bread that Drew made looks perfect, and I love how unenthusiastic he was about it. Like : This is normal right?
@@kamrinpester7720 can confirm am boi
Drew 100% needs his own cooking show
Drews bread looks actually really good, the others are exactly as I expected, something baked but not quite bread.
Drew already had starter, and he was talking about crumb. It's not his first rodeo in break baking, not his 10th either probably
then there's Chris
@@axeavier i just repeat what i hear on great british bake off
@@drewsfilms16 I've never seen the show but I'm sure it'll get you far in life
@My opinion ultimately doesn’t matter but So that is what he was making, I was a bit confused what he was making because his was so different from everybody else. I also didn't know that banana bread was a thing.
I can't tell what Chris tasted, it looked like he went through the 5 stages of grief in 1 second
This is the first baking show that I have heard, "my measuring cup is broken."
Chris’s restaurant menu
Entree - dressing on fish , “ the fish available are , “ sword “ and salmon.” Dressings available to put on said fish - “whatever “
Side dishes - questionable bread
And his eggs with buffalo sauce. "Buffalo..... egg"
The dressing is ranch, obviously.
don't forget the soup and pasta
The soup menu is "One soup", "Two soups", and "Three soups". There's also a disclaimer that Chris is not responsible for any injuries sustained from eating too many soups.
I think you mean "CornBread?"*
I love the horror music that plays whenever Chris is doing something
Not only did Drew actually make some pretty sweet looking bread, his kitchen look really awesome too. Love the tiled backsplash.
Thanks! We did it ourselves!
Drew was legit the only one that knew what he was doing.
I love how calm and relaxing the music is for Drew, and how creepy the music is for Chris. It's like switching from a regular cooking show to a horror movie.
Me: Well basic bread isn't that hard, how bad could this be
Chris: pulls his measuring cup out of a dog food bag
... never mind.
How is Chris still alive after all these years? I wanna see what his gut biome looks like lol
His gut biome is probably how he’s still alive
TacticalLeo It’s all the sword fish with Thousand Island dressing
You can read this comment also in a sinister light
"Let's cream the butter and sugar together" *proceeds to do nothing of the sort*
lol thank you, cant cream butter once its melted, and you cant cream it with a fork either, i was yelling at him through my screen haha
Chris should have a show called Cooking With Chris where he has no instructions and we just let him loose
No, he really shouldn't.
The show ends when he successfully makes something.
That’s the exact same reaction Chris gave after eating his warmed onion
Why is Chris slowly adopting a cowboy style? Is it intentional or just Chris being Chris?
He claimed that he sometimes wears a bandana in Last Laugh. Nobody believed him.
Chris why are you trying to make bread?! You need to stick to your specialty of dressing on fish!
This went... exactly as I expected
8:06
Chris has a dog? It appears to be a Pit Bull. Was not expecting that. I guess that is the only pet durable enough to survive his care.
I think it's a foster dog, possibly temporarily in his care. It was mentioned in a podcast at some point I believe
For safety reasons Chad's kids will now be eating at Drew's house. They can visit Blaine, and Chris is not allowed within 500 feet.
Aside from the bread, what I got out of this is that Drew's house is beautiful
Chris has SUCH chaotic energy. and you can even TELL he's not doing it on purpose in this video. also, love how Blaine's and Chad's partners are subtly telling them what to change/improve, and Drew seems like the only one who's even seen bread before
Chris really needs his own cooking show. His first episode definitely needs to be dressing fish.
Now I want to see what kind of bread Jessica, Barb, and Mariel make. I bet they'll have be better than Chris's monstrosity.
It’s beginning... Chris’ descent into eating flour (or cornmeal, whatever is available at the market)
I love how the music whenever Chris is onscreen goes from cheery and airy to dark and gloomy. The editing on this is superb.
Up next: Chris makes swordfish with dressing! What kind of dressing? Look in his fridge to find out!
Didn’t realize that Chad was a fan of the Stormlight Archive until I saw the Bridge 4 tattoo at 3:25
So is Ashley Burns! I think some others are as well but idk who. Have you read all of the Cosmere or just The Stormlight Archive? Because his other forearm has a mistborn taftoo
JSephH76 I’ve read Mistborn Eras 1, 2, & Secret History, Warbreaker, Elantris, the Emperor’s Soul, the Stormlight Archive, & Shadows for Silence.
and the Allomantic symbol on the other arm
Chris vibe: "like . . . wait. What?"
Why in gods name does Chris even have a kitchen?
For dressing fish
To make us happy. I love him in the podcast. And him talking about food is just wonderful
Unfortunately, the US does not have laws revoking kitchen rights for people who have committed atrocities against food.
as a professional bread baker this is a little hard to watch but drew did really well
Drew's kitchen is so cool
can we get the recipies that they used? the bread drew made looks legit good. Chris's bread looks like its in pain.
Fun fact, Pain is French for Bread!
You know that thing in anime were the person is so bad at cooking the food looks haunted? Didn't think it was real.
I was honestly half-expecting Chris to reach in and try to pull out the pan with his bare hands like in Grandma's Boy
At 8:30 Chad's child laughing at him is both the best and most terrifying sound of all time!
Are we sure this isn't an episode of Hard Mode? Seems like Chris was struggling.
Doesn't he always, though? Like if he had a counter for every time Chris struggled, wouldn't it be in the hundreds?
Mirroughs I think you grossly miscalculated.
It's probably in the thousands
Drew’s heckin funny, I love when he pops up in videos.
I now know why Chad always wears a beanie.
I'm feeling Chan's pain right now.
I loved the subtle horror music while Chris cooked. That man's an alien.
the music difference between chris and everyone else is the best part of this video
Someone needs to just block off Chris’s kitchen for him...
Really i'm impressed whatever it was chris cooked ended up looking so much like cornbread.
quick somebody send this to the bon appetit crew
Did Pop Rocks not traumatise Claire enough for you?
DO IT COWARD
I am literally a baker for a living. Love you guys at rt but you made me cry haha
I love that they're neither in the office nor doing some ridiculous thing and Chad still managed to hurt himself
Welp, Chris is probably dead from eating that now
Totally going to recreate that tile Drew had in his kitchen. I really like that
The way Chris was holding that Pyrex at the end I was just waiting for it to slip
I don't want to sound condescending, but this was actually really adorable all around. Chad as a dad I could watch.
Chris’s nervous optimism is everything.
Chris.
Chris.
At 0:20
I paused and said out loud "Chris, Fill your Kitchen."
Look at that beautiful kitchen with empty shelves...
Should've had Jon on so he could show off a bread recipe he learned from Gordon Ramsay, and had Chris make his world famous signature dish, 'fish', instead of bread
Dad Chad is making me so happy actually omg
Please please please, send Chris to team up with binging with babish!🤣🤣🤣
Shout out to the significant others for filming!!!
Haha Drew's bread definitely looked the most like bread. Fun idea I really enjoyed watching this.
How is Chris alive still? That Olive Garden pass was saving his life I think.
Drew sawing through his bread inexplicably baked in a cast iron skillet... how artisinal
Drew made bread
Blaine made cake (banana bread, same thing)
Chad almost made bread
And Chris, well Chris did Chris stuff
im never more stressed than when rooster teeth cooks
Cameron is the true MVP of these videos .
Bread.exe has failed
Drew definitely watches BA as a past time
Chris... *falls onto floor in despair* *depressions sets in*
When Chris said he uses his measuring cup for dog food, I felt that.
Was so excited to see I started a bread train here :) sorry it didn't turn out so well for Chris and Chad, but you tried :) Chad, next time when it's that sticky, add more flour to it so it's more workable
You want the dough to be sticky, that is how it becomes moist after baking. If you add flour to sticky dough, the dough will soak that flour up and the bread will end up really heavy and possibly dry. If you are having trouble working sticky dough, coat your hands in a neutral oil.
@@Abion47 aah thanks! I started baking bread a month or two ago so still pretty new :) will def try that next time!
Now I want Chris to have his own coking show
this is like, a generic brand bon appetit video. and i mean that as a genuine compliment, A+ for effort guys.
I'm only halfway through and Chris is making me cry.
Bandit Chris and the Disaster Bread is my new favorite band
What Rooster Teeth needs is a cooking competition between Chris and Matt Bragg. They could have RT core and AH as coaching teams.
as Chris makes the untold formula to the universe.... Everyone else attempts to make bread.
This has made me feel so much better about my own ability to make bread ...
I love seeing everyone’s houses 😄
The one dude who was the least stoked about making the bread was the one who made the best looking bread, because of course.
I don't think Chris has ever been capable of taking care of himself
oh god, chris is cooking again
That was one of the more stressful videos I’ve watched in weeks
Blaine's bread looks the best, but Drew's probably tastes the best
This is an interesting episode of 4 levels of Bread.
CHAD HAS A BRIDGE 4 TATOO! I knew he read Sanderson but I didnt know (or at least didnt remember) he actually had a bridge 4 tattoo! Life before death, Radiant!
Watching Chris try to make bread was like watching a train wreck in slow motion but the bread ended up looking okay. What is this sorcery?!
Sure didn't taste okay though XD
So Drew is just good at everything
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAhahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahajaHAHAHA
No.
The sourdough bread looks amazing and the banana bread doesn't look half bad. The others? Well...they provided some entertainment :)
I ask this on every video I see Chris in, but I simply must ask again... what is like... wrong with Chris?
The horror music as the camera focuses on chris
Kiera is so cute! And Kelly is beautiful
"And it doesn't even have weed in it" ♥♥♥
you know. im not surprised chris hardly knows his way around a kitchen
I dont think ive heard the Microsoft mike voice in 10 years what a rewind
Dear God give this editor a raise lol
I messed up my bread today and this is what I needed 😊
Thank god chris had that Olive Garden all you can eat thing
When Chris put the baking powder in. Oh Nooo, bakers around the world just thinking
: don't eat it please. so much caotic energy
It is incredible how they all manage to be so terrible at it (except the sourdough bread that looks surpisingly solid for beeing sourdough wich isn't a straight forward "just yeet it bread") but it makes entertaining content
I want Drew’s kitchen when I grow up, aka whenever I move out.