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JD: I'm gonna have a good year, aren't I? Cox: Anything can happen. Translation from Cox to English: Yes, but only if you keep being as dedicated as you are now.
@@RealityCheck6T9 it's his way of keeping him motivated but not giving him all the adoration he really feels for him. Saying yeah for sure but not being too encouraging and giving him too much praise so he stay motivated to impress cox n be better
It's funny how JDs only reaction to the Janitor's cutouts is 'this explains a lot.' Like he's both surprised and not really surprised at the same time.
It was a challenge. JD told Janitor that if he was going to bug him he could at least do it as far away from him as he can. Janitor messed with him without being near him. That was brilliant.
He admitted it several times throughout the show: that the reason he even bothered to harass JD was because Cox believed he’s going to be a great doctor. And he did.
You had to be me…but JD saying “I’m gonna have a good year aren’t I?” was exactly what I said about that year too. TV feel free to tell me I’ll have another one someday…
When the Janitor mentions "Meet your volleyball team", the real JD was already assimilated in the line. Check it at 3:00 , the second-from-right real JD is already in there.
@@alphasierra. Call JD a girls name is considered an insult for the show. Now, people hate the fact that girls names are an insult. They'll feel like women in general are being attacked. The idea of the man card would be considered toxic masculinity to people. The show makes a lot of gay jokes that would never get by. Hell, JD was in black face. Even though context makes all of these jokes understandable and funny, it doesn't matter to moral busy bodies. This show would either be cancelled a season in or the writing would be so overly worked that it wouldn't even be the same show anymore.
The fuck are you on about? This wouldn't be considered offensive and even if it did, today's shows are way more 'offensive' than this. Please tell me which shows you were watching that tried to be politically correct. These aren't Disney movies trying to appeal to the largest possible audience.
@Unknwnwrrior i no cause wen dr.cox walks in all the JD's are the same light colour but wen janitor points the real JD out he is slightly darker skin tone then the card board cut outs
I love how Dr. Cox is such a wonderful display of toxic masculinity, and he makes fun of JD but he often shows how proud he is of him for the way he is, and sometimes even seems a little jealous. And he certainly makes fun of toxic masculinity too, despite being raised in it (see: this whole episode's premise).
Serious question. Would Cox's constant berating of JD being a woman be allowed today? Whether you want to believe it or not the running joke is JD is not a real man but instead an incompetent girl.
@@gregsoon521 I doubt the show would get cancelled but I have no doubt there would be some public backlash and the network would say the running joke has to be stopped.
It's implied that JD can take a joke and likes Dr Cox and likes the ribbing. It's male bonding. The dynamic is Cox is like his caring drill sergeant. They can also change attending doctors so it's a choice to stay with him. Don't ask for sources, be a real fan and watch every episode.
lol me and my friends did this thing once where if you were outa man cards you get women cards and then you get nueter cards and after you lose those you become an inanimate object
I was joking mate, relax. Was saying it to express my annoyance towards people that do this. I am all okay with people having a religion, what I am not okay with is them shoving it in my face. Again joking.
proudblackjynx stop me If I’m wrong but didn’t he specifically say that the women were men too. Yeah it might sound a little mansplainey, forgive me for that, but being a man is 95% attitude %5 penis.
Samuel Elliott That statement gives me the feeling you’ve never manned up for anything in your life. I stand by that what I said, being a man is 100% attitude 0% penis. The first statement was like a year ago, I’ve become 5 percent more of a man since then and can admit that the dick don’t matter.
JESUS CHRIST IS LORD JESUS CHRIST is the Light of the world. Whoever follows Him will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life. Open your heart to Jesus Christ !
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This show so good at being goddamn hilarious before completely dropping the heavy emotions on you
RayaFrost the series that has Michael J Fox being a nervous wreck and a literal boobie horn. Best series ever
i liked this comment before realising its an alternate account i had three years ago and I'm the one who posted it, whilst back on another round of scrubs binge-watching
@@aurayafrost6253 that is actually quite adorable :) thanks for brightening my day a little fellow scrubs fan
@@aurayafrost6253 you cute
Like MASH?
Honestly, I think that when JD threw his last Man Card at Cox and walked off that Dr. Cox gained another level of respect for him.
Isn't that obvious?
That's literally what happened. It's why he gave the card back to JD
@@Tkieron And then he lost it because he asked if Cox wanted a hug.
@@Rubyofthedeadand he knew he was right
@@Rubyofthedead He held onto it as long as he could.
The only reason Cox made those cards so that he could have the pleasure of taking them away.
JD: I'm gonna have a good year, aren't I?
Cox: Anything can happen.
Translation from Cox to English: Yes, but only if you keep being as dedicated as you are now.
I took it more to mean "I have no interest in your silly narratives"
+RealityCheck6T9 I took it as "Bitches get stitches, newbie" but I'm weird like that.
Xylarxcode no it's not. It had little to do with that at all.
@@RealityCheck6T9 it's his way of keeping him motivated but not giving him all the adoration he really feels for him. Saying yeah for sure but not being too encouraging and giving him too much praise so he stay motivated to impress cox n be better
Cox: A good year....if you can keep it!
Cox having that rant about JD becoming attending physician is his way of showing him how proud he is.
"Fancy lawyer on retainer" may be the nicest way anyone's ever described Ted.
Just a shame that he would never believe it.
That's not Ted. The fancy lawyer has hair.
It's funny how JDs only reaction to the Janitor's cutouts is 'this explains a lot.'
Like he's both surprised and not really surprised at the same time.
It was a challenge.
JD told Janitor that if he was going to bug him he could at least do it as far away from him as he can.
Janitor messed with him without being near him.
That was brilliant.
1: We are men 2: No calligraphy, 3: No lovers quarrels, 4: No taking birth control pills, 5: No listening to Alanis Morissette, 6: No Hugs
Please u listening to alanis morrissette right now
@olehomer1988 True. ua-cam.com/video/-7hjdC8-jbw/v-deo.html
@olehomer1988 It's pretty gay. Showing emotion for another man.
You want a hug Julian?
Bullcrap a man needs to know write his name and how to write it damn well and fancy at times.
Cox knew what kind of attending JD would be since season one.
Probably. He also probably wanted to reenforced the lesson.
He admitted it several times throughout the show: that the reason he even bothered to harass JD was because Cox believed he’s going to be a great doctor. And he did.
'You held on for it as long as you could, didn't ya?'
xD best episode ever, the joke of janitor too!! (definatly a must-see episode)!
The birth control pill man card removal was the best one
The birth control pill thing at 1:27 had me shoot my drink out of my nose i laughed so hard
Dr. Cox- Doesn't want to talk.
Also Dr. Cox- Rants for an hour.
Fancy lawyer? They've got Ted..
The fancy one has hair.
And what does that mean?
Girlfriend's gonna get paaaaaid
"My mom calls me Thunder."
RIP Sam Lloyd
you held onto it for as long as you could
Time to go rewatch all of Scrubs.
2:48 Cox is so proud of him
lol how can anyone hate this show? I love how JD says "stupid Man Cards"
This explains a lot..
Hey, meet your volley ball team.. they’re terrible.. 🤣🤣
Still one of the best comedy shows on tv.
absolutely no LOVERS! QUARRELS!
The birth control pill should have cost JD the remainder of those cards
Hey! He might have got pregnant
+Trollface Killa he only took one because cox also ate the same brownies with the pill
Turk put the pill in the brownies and fed them to Carla. JD also ate them XD
you held on to it as long as you could
Damn it, now I have to give him a man card, didn’t know listening to Alanis Morisette was one of those things men couldn’t do lol
The way he says "so!" at 1:27 always gets me
Love the look on Cox’s face at 2:53. A perfect mix of pride and guilt.
the fucking cut out moving towards the camera at the end
This was a great show.
You just know Cox knew JD would comment on the hand writing
That "Ass face" made me laugh more than it should.
I lost it at the end
3:29 is the best, where one of the images start moving up to JD! hahaha, I dunno why but it makes me laugh every time.
The scene stopped to quickly, if you had waited you would have seen J.D. scaring the crap out of his cardboard self, priceless
i dont think you know what you just wrote
JD [Holds the card for 2 seconds]? "What to hug?"
Cox [Rips up card]: "You held onto it for as long as you could, didn't you."
I pissed myself laughing the first time I watched that. Genius show
lol I love this man! haha the relationship they have is jokes haha been looking for this... awesome.
One of the best sitcoms ever. Brooklyn 99 took over when this show left us and its still holding the torch 👏👏
Brooklyn 99 is a sh!tshow
you just lost a man card
'You held onto it as long as you could, didn't you?' - Cracked up at that bit!
You can not deny that John C. McGinley looks like Norman Osborn.
I want to see if he plays him in a few years.
you held on to it as long as you could lol
Do you guys know any comedy shows like this one ? Smart,funny and make you cry like a bitch everytime someone says " Where do you think we are" ?
My old man lost a man card when he let some prick call his family “baggage” and still gave him the courtesy he had no right to.
HAHAHAH!! The lettering is darling LOL XDDD
Takes cards
The jd cardboard cut out, sneaking up behind in the last scene tho
Watch Out Behind You JD!
I think the moment JD lost all of his man cards was the moment that Dr. Cox always called him a women or women names.
Gee that is just a grrreat point there Shirley
Cox did that long before the man cards...
hey doug
@Gavin17259 It's a shame that JD's reaction to the statue was cut off.
1:17 - scary JD...I cannot believe I've even said that...thankfully I have whisky...all will be well...
Alright fine take my man card, it expired years ago any way.
You had to be me…but JD saying “I’m gonna have a good year aren’t I?” was exactly what I said about that year too. TV feel free to tell me I’ll have another one someday…
thats how you earn manly points.
When the Janitor mentions "Meet your volleyball team", the real JD was already assimilated in the line. Check it at 3:00 , the second-from-right real JD is already in there.
RIP SAM LlOYD AKA TED. MISS YOU ALREADY FUNNY MAN.
Absolutely no..lovers..quarrels!
This show would not have lasted 1 season in 2019.
I kinda agree, but could you please elaborate?
@@alphasierra. Call JD a girls name is considered an insult for the show. Now, people hate the fact that girls names are an insult. They'll feel like women in general are being attacked. The idea of the man card would be considered toxic masculinity to people. The show makes a lot of gay jokes that would never get by. Hell, JD was in black face.
Even though context makes all of these jokes understandable and funny, it doesn't matter to moral busy bodies. This show would either be cancelled a season in or the writing would be so overly worked that it wouldn't even be the same show anymore.
The fuck are you on about? This wouldn't be considered offensive and even if it did, today's shows are way more 'offensive' than this. Please tell me which shows you were watching that tried to be politically correct. These aren't Disney movies trying to appeal to the largest possible audience.
@Unknwnwrrior i no cause wen dr.cox walks in all the JD's are the same light colour but wen janitor points the real JD out he is slightly darker skin tone then the card board cut outs
the 3rd is one of the funniest scrubs moments ever
the janitor being the janitor 😂 he is jd nightmare
“Thanks for nothin...assface” hahhaa
Does anyone else see one of the JD statues coming towards him at the end?
The janitor is moving it to scare him
J.D. is so cute.
@33Entertainment Yeah because the Janitor moves it towards him in the episode to scare him remember?
I love how Dr. Cox is such a wonderful display of toxic masculinity, and he makes fun of JD but he often shows how proud he is of him for the way he is, and sometimes even seems a little jealous.
And he certainly makes fun of toxic masculinity too, despite being raised in it (see: this whole episode's premise).
So 'toxic masculinity' is a good thing now
God, current year cannot get more retarded if it tried on purpose
“Toxic masculinity”
..the men of course..MEN
Haha, this is great :D. Thanks for upping it for me :)
12 years
@@nobody-fp5is That's insane.
kinda sad that they couldn't make a story like this nowadays, they were simpler times
My god the quality of this is bad. Good thing I'm gonna upload a better version of it.
thx for this
0:29 - "The women are men. The children are men."
Yet he deducts a Man Card later for being on the pill.
he says "Nay"
I think the lettering was on perpose
Really? You cut the bit what JD gets scared by a cardboard cutout of himself?
I just did that!
Technically JD should of got two man cards back.
when someone asks me if i voted for merkel: "nay, nay, a thousand times NAY!"
Genau so ist es :D
stfu don't bring politics into scrubs, LET US LIVE
LoL man cards
3:28
pwnage :P
Cat McCat I cringed at this comment then I saw it was posted 10 years ago
dang it..
I think Cox should lose a man card for using air quotes
"Air quotes."
Serious question. Would Cox's constant berating of JD being a woman be allowed today? Whether you want to believe it or not the running joke is JD is not a real man but instead an incompetent girl.
It would get cancelled from tv this day and age yes
@@gregsoon521 I doubt the show would get cancelled but I have no doubt there would be some public backlash and the network would say the running joke has to be stopped.
@@845835 yeah prob not cancelled but a lot of complaints
It's implied that JD can take a joke and likes Dr Cox and likes the ribbing. It's male bonding. The dynamic is Cox is like his caring drill sergeant. They can also change attending doctors so it's a choice to stay with him. Don't ask for sources, be a real fan and watch every episode.
Lol JD's face at 0.34
You cut the vid too soon D;
Was this season 2? I am watching now that season
Nah its season 5
Which Episode ?
Why is the JD on the right moving at the end?!
Janitor
lol me and my friends did this thing once where if you were outa man cards you get women cards and then you get nueter cards and after you lose those you become an inanimate object
Loool
You cut the clip too early. Still a good clip, but you might as well of let the gag play out for us.
I like beef, chicken and pork..
yay 1000th viewer :p
Lol
Hahahahaha
All the gender fluid, gender neutral ninnies would lose their shit at a show like Scrubs. What happened to the world?
any religious talk should be caught in the spam filter and censored
Meet ur volleyball team! Theyre terrible.
In 2016 this is very triggering and very offending... x)
The fuck?
Hes talking about the fact that these days just mentioning gender makes you a sexist.
*Laughs in 2018*
In 2019 these jokes are as dead as an anti-vax kid
hello from 2021
I was joking mate, relax. Was saying it to express my annoyance towards people that do this. I am all okay with people having a religion, what I am not okay with is them shoving it in my face. Again joking.
Man Cards did not age well at all...
It's interesting how Cox equates being an attending to being a man. As if women can't be attendings.
proudblackjynx stop me If I’m wrong but didn’t he specifically say that the women were men too. Yeah it might sound a little mansplainey, forgive me for that, but being a man is 95% attitude %5 penis.
@@vincentrather1010 speak for yourself about those percentages
Samuel Elliott That statement gives me the feeling you’ve never manned up for anything in your life. I stand by that what I said, being a man is 100% attitude 0% penis. The first statement was like a year ago, I’ve become 5 percent more of a man since then and can admit that the dick don’t matter.
JESUS CHRIST IS LORD
JESUS CHRIST is the Light of the world. Whoever follows Him will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life. Open your heart to Jesus Christ !
Haul Cthulu
Hand over your man card
hail to the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Amen!
saying there are more than 2 genders results in losing all man cards at once
People who say that don't want them.